Here are comments from the
Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between February 27, 2017 and March 5, 2017:
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Demonic. If you aren't last looking, you won't mind. Amirite amirite amirite. (ME.)
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I love that you keep highlighting amirite. Your highlighting that because its the tweet you copied into another board, amirite?
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No
one in here cares about silly talk about some stupid girl. This board
is now focused on Anthony and his relationship with his gay fans.
Anthony is a proud gay man.
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She
might have been there but maybe just wanted to do the event without the
attention. You can do things without having your picture posted on the
internet. I do agree I don't really understand their thing from the
outside but whatever it is, she does not seem to be going anywhere.
Maybe she is nice. Has anyone on here tried to talk to her at a public
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I'm
sure they don't care where we are and for the most part I could care
where they are. My point was, how/why does she always seem to get out of
helping raise money for these charitable causes And like I said
earlier, maybe she was there. Is she really totally on board with this
thing or not?
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Anthony
has shaved his head and anus but I have solid info that he is growing a
massive pubic nest. I will be watching this season with delight as the
bulge in his crotch grows larger and larger. I bet it will stink of
dumpster and pepperoni farts.
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Damn that's hot! I hope during my visit Chuck is making a special appearance and duplicates that massive fart!
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There
were probably a lot of people not pictured. Who the F cares. Looks like
a lot of money was raised. Focus on what matters. I doubt they care
where we are. Sorry mourning Rizzo's beautiful hair. It is for a good
cause but boo. LOL
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Everything
on here deletes automaticlly after a certain amount of time. Stop
overthinking it. Its not that serious. Read Arods board.
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Rook, you can smell my fart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_i0WR9QVk
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Here is a 2-hour version of that Chuck Berry fart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_i0WR9QVk
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I
agree to all changes, may I even go further and add that I would like
to see another action cam focussed exclusively on the players dongs in
the shower? That way we can see in detail the level of smeg around the
bellend. This is absolutely crucial for fans!
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News
alert: rizzo has. We. Caught unleashing his 'still under wraps 'stuffed
crust' fart in london's gay quarter!
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/shaftesbury-avenue-explosion-swathes-of-soho-evacuated-after-gas-explosion-a3481431.html
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There
was a small exhibition of chuck's achievements, including a loop of him
farting on a hookers face on a bed....the audio was loud and in slow
mo! The rest of the exhibits are on loan to a truck stop tour.
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Yo
laura if you have the intel on being able to delete posts, holla at
your girl. I got cash. Im willing to compensate for the info.
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Laura, why do you delete so many posts?
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I
be seen 5-6 pics of the wags working their charity booth today. No pics
of her. She might have been there but, if not, what's her deal?
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Soph
your poll is very interesting. I for one would tune into every game if I
could listen to the players use the bathroom. I would also be very
interested in hearing the players rip ass.
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I
hope he grows a massive public nest that is visible through his super
tight baseball pants! But I also hope he continues shaving his ass.
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I hope he grows his hair out again later in the season!
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I am glad I suck at gossip! Happy to be a gossip dud! LOL
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I'm
taking a poll I will submit to Fox Sports and MLB. Would you as fans
enjoy if they expanded the "Sounds of the Game" into MLB to include the
players bathroom? I feel being able to hear the players take dumps, and
go diarrhea would add a fantastic element to the at home experience.
Also I would like them to mic up players butts. That way we could hear a
player rip a fart during the game. Imagine if a player had s big at bat
coming up and the went to that mic and you could hear farts bubbling
out? You would no the player was nervous. I also believe both of these
would allow the increasing rabidly gay fans further in game enjoyment.
What do thought say to these ideas?
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I'm
taking a poll I will submit to Fox Sports and MLB. Would you as fans
enjoy if they expanded the "Sounds of the Game" into MLB to include the
players bathroom? I feel being able to hear the players take dumps, and
go diarrhea would add a fantastic element to the at home experience.
Also I would like them to mic up players butts. That way we could hear a
player rip a fart during the game. Imagine if a player had s big at bat
coming up and the went to that mic and you could hear farts bubbling
out? You would no the player was nervous. I also believe both of these
would allow the increasing rabidly gay fans further in game enjoyment.
What do thought say to these ideas?
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Man
this board has become a dud. You ladies need to jump in. Dream big.
Discuss Anthony servicing the penis and ass needs of his rabidly gay
fans. Disucsss his insanely loud and smelly pepperoni farts. Let's
bring this board back to life!
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I
cannot wait to visit the Pepperoni Fart hall of fame for two weeks this
summer! I will probably spend at least a full day exploring the Chuck
Berry wing. I hope they play the recording of the amazing fart he left
on a hooker over the intercom system non stop!
https://youtu.be/q3_izsNHl-8
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Mike
what's the deal. I've never met or knew of you until you dropped a rap
about me. Why are you obsessed with me. Please advise.
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Rookie
you're going about this all wrong. Do people that post here strike you
as family oriented pillars of the community?? They're posting here for a
reason. Its their level of mental intelligence. You're arguing with
them like you're going to get somewhere. Stop wasting your time.
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P.S.
If 90% of your twitter feed is about me and this board, you're a fan
& should probably change relationships. I looked at those twitter
feeds that are 90% about me and I didn't see a single reference to your
relationships or family! Just me! Sad! Very sad! =(
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K-k-k-arma is so beautiful!! Haha I love it. ;)
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Nobody
was writing stories. I was reposting old stories when you started
writing harassing posts about me to shut it down and break it up the
threads about me. I'm so thankful that I make my boyfriend happy enough
that he doesn't have to obsess over another girl. A few of you on here
always were a little infatuated with me.
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I
love that Karma is so so real. Just reflect back to yesterday alone.
Karma for YOU and Karma for YOU and Karma for YOU!! Haha I love it!!
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Does
Chuck Berry really have an entire wing of the Pepperoni Fart Hall of
Fame? I realize he is now almost as famous for his videos of himself
ripped farts in the faces of hookers as he is for his nearly 60-year
singing career
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Does Anthony sell instructional videos for his wet fart technique? I would love to purchase a copy!
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what happened to that hot rookie that used to come on here? He was really getting into writing hot stories!
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Hi vet, it should be enough. One of the best things is the rizzo fart workshop, where he trains rookies on wet fart technique.
When
I was there, me and five or six other men learned by rote. We were
lined up, bent over and just kept farting and eating deep dish pizza.
For hours, rizzo pressed his nose against each bare ass cheek as we
farted and he gave instruction on aroma, texture and taste.
It goes
without saying that things got very erotic within half an hour! Rizzo
showed us the mythical wet fart 69. I was definitely worth it!
It was also good to see old videos of the world championships with the emotional commentaries from bob uecker
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I don't think you can delete anything on here, not even your comments.
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This
summer I will be visiting the pepperoni fart hall of fame. I will be
spending two weeks there. Can anyone with experience tell me if that's
enough time to properly see this amazing shrine to greatness?
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i really hope instead of baseball Anthony focuses on the penis and ass needs of his queer fans. |
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I've tried the report abuse button more than once but nothing happens.
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Other peoples comments, not your own.
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Do any of you ladies know how to gain the ability to delete comments on here?
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Does anyone know if Anthony shaves his pubes and anus?
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Are you sure you want to stick with the below statement, or would you care to reconsider?
I have absolutely no idea why you would put Heyward above Pence!
Sure,
his KFC belch was both homo erotically motivational and left a 1cm
thick residue, but he couldn't sustain it during the season.
He was the ultimate big game, clutch player,
Pence
on the other hand, regularly dictated in game play with his machine gun
belching. Not as loud, but deadly accurate and timing beats power
Watching Mike's schlong react to Hunter's metronomoic 'hotdog surprise' belches were also a thing of beauty.
You either take what you said back Vet or you throw down.....AF
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Hunter
Pence is notrious for his loud belches - he learned from his dad, VP
Mike Pence, he let loose an insanely loud belch at a state dinner when
he was governor of Indiana!
That said, I question whether Hunter
Pence's belches can compare to those of Jason Heyward. Heyward famously
let loose a KFC-fueled belch (in addition to numerous wet farts) to
motivate the Cubs to rally during a rain delay during game 7 of the 2016
World Series
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I wish he was keeping the curly locks but it is for a good cause. *sigh*
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and yeah vet answer sophomore's important and pressing question immediately!
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Sure:
John Pepperoni, Steve Anus and 'Seafood' Sammy Sosa (may not be his real name
1980 Black Yugo, or a 1979 Ford Capri
Belch: Hunter Pence
Fart: Chris Archer or A-Rod
AF
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Anthony
got the side of his head shaved last night. There is a big Z shaved
into the side of it. It won't last long though. Maddons event is
Saturday and I assume it will all get shaved off then. Two years ago he
was completely blonde right before he shaved it off.
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Hey Vet, was Screech wearing that ridiculous I'll fittting wrestling singlet with "Zoink Man" on the ass?
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Hi
Guys, I have been commissioned to write a society piece for Vanity Fair
on male baseball groupies and it's expanding queer community.
A good
professor friend of mine said that this was the most educated,
advanced, mature forum for debate on the future of the community, and
looking at the previous replies I have come to the same conclusion. So
if you can take time to answer the following questions for my research, I
would b much obliged:
Which baseball player has the largest following?
Are there any legendary queer baseball groupies, and if so, who are they?
What car does a male baseball groupie usually drive?
Who has the loudest fart?
Who has the loudest belch?
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Omg
that was hawt!! I have passed that story around to my numerous queer
friends who have been bashing off furiously over it during the night!
I saw the rizzo fart on screech and can confirm this. Screech was on the floor barely conscious, but obviously aroused
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Rook that comment wasn't helpful. I really want to know what Anthony was doing eating a pizza in the sewer.
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Can
anyone confirm that Anthony was spotted with Screech before that tag
team event at a pizza joint? I heard from a friend of mine that Anthony
ordered a huge pepperoni deep dish pizza. Screech thought it was to
share and when he grabbed a slice Anthony went bonkers and said that
pizza was he pre game snack! He then jumped in the air and left a wicked
pepperoni fart on Screech's hook nose. My buddy thought for sure a nice
raping was coming but didn't. Anthony may have been saving his energy
but one could clearly see that Anthony already despised Screech.
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I heard he thinks you are a moron. Just a rumor. LOL
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Damn
that's hot! Diamond was a real sack of shit. I wonder why Anthony let
that loser be hisntag team partner? Diamond didn't even put up a fight.
Thankfully Anthony taught him a valuable lesson!
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Did
anyone see the WWE pay-per-view "BodySlam" event last Saturday on the
Spice Channel? There was a celebrity tag-team match with The Rock and
Hulk Hogan wrestling against Anthony Rizzo and Dustin "Screech" Diamond.
The match was fairly even and Anthony held his own against Hulk Hogan,
picking him up and bodyslamming the Hulkster at one point! However,
Atnhony eventually began to tire and tagged to let his partner, Diamond,
just as Hulk Hogan was also tagging to The Rock. Diamond started
prancing around the ring and then slapped The Rock with a limp wrist.
The Rock got a crazy look in his eye and then grabbed Diamond threw him
against the ropes. When Diamond came back from the ropes, The Rock
clotheslined him, and Diamond landed hard on the mat. Then The Rock
tagged to Hulk Hogan and the Hulkster came in and did his famous leg
drop on Diamond's chest and then kicked Diamond in the head. Hogan then
pinned Diamond for the win. Anthony was irate that Diamond lost the
match for them and picked up Diamond, pulled down his wrestling thong,
and then started raping him in the middle of the ring while The Rock and
Hulk Hogan looked on! Anthony kept pounding away while Diamond yelled
out, "Zoinks!" The Rock then decided to join in and pulled down his
wrestling thong, pressed his bare ass against Diamond's face, and ripped
a fart. Hulk Hogan also pulled off his wrestling thong and then
inserted his erect penis in Diamond's mouth and then high-fived Anthony!
Anthony and Hulk spit-roasted Diamond for the next five minutes until
they both climaxed. Then Anthony, Hulkster, and The Rock, got up, left
Diamond in the ring, and then showered and ate dinner at a nearby Olive
Garden.
It was a great PPV event!
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Does he fight like fellow fat man, Butterbean?
Too bad Haskins never fought Screech in one of those Celebrity Boxing specials that Fox used to air.
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I
am sure. I recognized him because of his obesity. Apart from the time
he was peacocking around the ring, he was standing still, looking
exhausted.
He just appeared to be so heavy handed, probably from years of tanning Screech's hide.
Anthony was caught early and his ringman seemed to have difficulty farting in his face to revive him?
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Are
you sure it was Dennis Haskins? He's morbidly obese now and I believe
that Anthony would knock him out quickly and then rape him to a cheering
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I
am not sure, but at the side, I saw an overexcited dude with a cubs
jacket with 'rookie' or 'dookie' or something like that embroidered on
the back claiming they were fighting over him?
Anyway, I caught the
last round and it was like watching the Prince Naseem - Kevin Kelley
fight with knockdowns on both sides. One Rizzo hook had Belding on the
floor gasping, and his rabid fans going into a frenzy and w*nking
furiously!
Haskins got his own back though, and was even acting cocky and showboating around the ring like the Prince.
After the fight, Haskins ripped the microphone from one commentator and called out Albert Pujols in a unification fight!
Outside
of the much anticipated Palilo Diamond rematch, this is the one fight
that the queer boxing community are demanding - make it happen guys!
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I
heard that Anthony was recently spotted in the sewers eating a pizza.
When asked what he was doing he replied he was looking for the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles. Or the Garbage Pail Kids. What's up with that? I
hope he gets back to servicing the penis and ass needs of his rabidly
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I
heard that Anthony was recently spotted in the sewers eating a pizza.
When asked what he was doing he replied he was looking for the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles. Or the Garbage Pail Kids. What's up with that? I
hope he gets back to servicing the penis and ass needs of his rabidly
gay fanbase soon!
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Damn!
I wonder what started the fight? Haskins has many years as Principal
Belding where he beat the living shit out of Screech and ass raped him
on a daily basis. After knocking him out did Haskins ass rape him? Damn
I'm starting to sport some wood!
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Wow
I just saw Dennis Haskins and rizzo get in a fist fight near the
stadium. There was a circle of overweight men cheering so I had to have a
closer look at what they were looking at, and it was a brutal fight.
Haskins, with his top off, knocked the f*** out of rizzo, who only had
his underpants on,with a vicious uppercut. It was so wild and hot!
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Are
you following her on instagram because I did notice she has been
posting more lately. Im surprised she is actually doing something
without him.
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V&S nobody cares. Take a seat.
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Why is this alleged girl even posting on a gay Anthony Rizzo forum? Is she trying to simply troll his queer fans?
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I think she's reposting old posts to bury and cover up the things directed toward her. That's what I'm getting.
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I guess she's been partying it up at Mardi Gras the last few days.
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It's
on Twitter. You would have to search Anthony Rizzo and look for it.
It's at least a week ago now so it might be difficult to find.
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I get turned on listening to loud farts, licking buttholes, drinking piss, and pretending to be a girl. I am Rookie
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5 bills down payment, is it yours? |
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I
saw Anthony tonight.H was at the sewage treatment plant where I work.
He had brought his bathing suit and a snorkel and demanded he be allowed
to "take a dip". Who the hell swims in raw sewage. He was distraught
when we told him we couldn't allow it but he cheered up when a few of us
offered to rip farts, piss, and shit on him.
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 27 Feb 2017 08:56:18 GMT
I
would love to see that midget porn as well. But my real dream is for
Anthony to hook up with North Korean strongman Kim Jong Un! I believe a
pay per view where Anthony and Kim Jong Un had hot man action would
raise a fortune. I would love to see tubby Kim Jong Un plow Anthony's
ass. I bet the two of them could really put back a few pizza's
afterwards! This could really be a good breakthrough in US and North
Korean relations. I believe Dennis Rodman could set this up and may even
piss on them during the event!
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I heard the Yugo is for sale. What are you seeking in return Sophomore.
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Can
anyone confirm that Anthony reached out to Steve Bartman over the
winter? I heard that he fooled Bartman into thinking the Cubs wanted to
make amends but when Bartman showed up at Wrigley he was immediately
assaulted by Anthiny who slugged him in the gut, then ripped a massive
pepperoni fart in his face! The rest of the Cubs then popped out and
drug Bartman into the showers where a train was run on his ass! I heard
that film of this will be included in a limited edition Cubs World
Series DVD!
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8:3
I
heard that Jason Borne discovered Anthony at a gay strip club in 2000.
He was nude dancing ex the name "Anthony Poo Hole." They quickly became
the best of friends and then gay lovers who were joined at the hip and
did everything together including hitting in batting cages,
weightlifting, steroids, and anal sex. They also loved eating each
other's asses! They would also eat lunch and dinner at Taco Bell on a
daily basis and would each drink a large Mountain Dew with several
refills and would constantly belch and drop ass in each other's faces.
Jason dumped Anthony
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Hi all, does anyone know if the black Yugos parked outside the wrigley public rest rooms is for sale?
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Vet
you were literally the best thing to happen to me. Thanks for your
service of reminding me that I couldn't be more grateful to be exactly
who I am and be surrounded by exactly who I'm surrounded by. Good luck
with your life. I'm genuinely going to pray for you and your cronies.
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You
people make me sick! Get the hell out of here and seek professional
help! This is a QUEERS-ONLY message board - stop posting your
non-spankyworthy nonsense here!
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The
only person I discuss poo poo with is my 3 year old niece and 5 year
old nephew. You actually remind me a lot like both!! Only they're far
more intelligent & refund. But that's because they have a superfly
aunty like me of course!!! ;)
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Where is the pic of him on Camelback?
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You're all repulsive. You've mentally boxed me in over NOTHING for way too long. It ends today. BTW. Go f*ck yourself.
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Rook,
meet me in the dumpster of the Wrigleyville Taco Bell tonight at
2:47am. I will be wearing Zubaz pants and an Rizzo jersey. Please pull
down my Zubaz pants and begin tounging my anus. If you do a good job I
will rip ass and give you a Dizzy Gillespie.
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The
funniest part is any time I take action to validity myself you back off
and resort to obsessive 5th grade insults. I told you, meet me at the
corner of Madison and Grant. I will throw on my finest Chanel, get a
fresh blowout and flip you off as I pass you by to meet my glorious
mentally superior man for dinner time.
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Your
objective is clear. Make sure that nobody in the universe likes or sees
any good in me. Why? Why do you care!? 😂😂 I think its because misery
loves company and you're insecure that nobody sees any good in you.
You're a random stranger. I don't know anything about you, nor do I want
to. Please take the same mentality about me.
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BTW
is also hang out at the Taco Bell on 5th late at night waiting for hot
gay man action. How did you know!?! Uggh. I'm going to have to start
covering my tracks better. Uggh. How did I EVER allow myself to get
caught?! 😂😂
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WhYoy
are a random stranger. Do you typically spend this much time fixating
on a random stranger when you are surrounded by so much greatness in
your life? Here I'll help you out. I'm a gay worthless hideous man chef
with no future because I'm an ugly woof woof..k?! Are we good now?!
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Vet
please confirm. Are you a widely insecure, lonely and miscible
individual that is carrying on a vendetta because you literally have
nothing better to do? Please confirm.
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Hey
vet were you by any chance just stalking my twitter because this post
just so happen to appear exactly after I tweeted, just as I accused you
of doing in the first place. Silly silly silly.
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Hey
Rookie, let me know whether you ever want to rub cocks. I would enjoy
having a swordfight with you. You can pretend that you are someone
named smithjess995
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Dammit!
Rook was being cool for a bit posting hot stories and requests for
Anthony. Now he one of his many other personalities has appeared and is
mucking up this board with nonsense! Rook get it together and take your
meds. Only post hot spank worthy gay stories and requests for Anthony!
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Rookie
you are indistuctible and phonomonal hahaha. I have a potential career
opertunity for you. How can I get in touch with you?
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I have been looking at gay porn all day. i wish anthony was here to address my penis and ass needs. I luv him |
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Question
as a neutral bystander. Why are y'all obsessed with her? Her points are
valid. What more could be said that you haven't already said? Are you
truly that intimidated by her perhaps? Oink oink 🐷🐷
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Also
gang I would like to congratulate you. Its 2017 and I've literally
never been objectified by men until this. Not ONE single time. Never. So
congrats on being my first! You should be real proud! It sure seems
like you are. =)
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XoXo =( =( =( =( =( =( =( =(
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I mean, I always knew I was great. But not great... Im just way too young and beautiful for this... G2G now. Smooches.
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So now Rook thinks that a professional baseball player is posting here? Seriously???
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Vet
you come here losing your mind raging out day and night over me and
what you're really mad at is that it doesn't even phase me, correct?! So
you go harder and harder. Why do you even care!? You come here trying
to relitigate the same issue every single day. Nobody cares except your
little demented circle lol. Get over it!!
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Rahhhh. Sad!! =( =( =( =( =( =(
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Does
Rook even use Twitter? It wouldn't surprise me if he made up that
story. I don't think any here has ever harassed him on Twitter or even
cares enough to find out who he is on Twitter.
I bet that Rook is
some type of weirdo who gets completely naked and pleasures himself
while writing strange things on this website about being stalked. He's
mentally-deranged!
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Is
this because I commented on twitter that your career stats didn't even
come close to the person that replaced you? Be honest here. Ill wait.
Nobody cares about what started it. The question is why are you still
coming here to obsessively document about me and try to kill my fabulous
vibe today. That is the question.
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XOXO =( =( =( =( =( =( =(
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Would
you be willing to settle this via foam sword fight. This is my last and
final offer. If not, go focus on you instead of me. Sad!! Very sad!! =(
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You seems very sad. Very sad and very obsessed. Whats up with that? Please advise.
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I'd
love to be involved in Pup play with Rizzo. But the real dirty kind of
pup play, involving leads, walking on all fours in public and public
dumping which needs picking up in a bag
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