My "Remember When..." Queer Fantasies - Part XI

Here are more of my "Remember When..." queer fantasies:

"Diamond Learns About Independence Day" recap
Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:46 am

Diamond, are you going to Mr. Belding's Independence Day barbeque again this year? Remember how last year Belding said he only had enough food for the other 25 people at the barbeque and that you would have to eat whatever food crumbs accidentally fell onto the ground, although you would need to be quick to grab the food before a bird flew down to grab it? Remember when you showed up at the barbeque and saw that everyone had already arrived? Remember how Belding had assigned seats at the picnic table in his backyard? Remember when you saw a name place on the picnic table that read, "Hound Dog" and you assumed that this was a joke? Remember when you sat down and then heard barking and saw that Hound Dog was in line waiting to get a hamburger from the grill and was upset that you were trying to take his seat at the table? Remember when Belding yelled, "Diamond, get the hell away from Hound Dog's place at the table!" Remember when Belding said that you would need to lay under the table and hope that someone dropped some food? Remember when you laid down under the table and did manage to catch a few crumbs as Belding shoveled handfuls of hot dogs and Oreo cookies into his mouth at a time, making a big mess all over the place? Remember when you felt an intense pain on your right foot and looked over and saw that Kevin the Robot had just rolled on top of your leg? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!" and Belding told you to shut up and stop bothering Kevin, his guest at the party? Remember when you saw Kevin grabbing a hamburger with his metal claws and insert it into his metal mouth even though he is a robot and is incapable of digesting food? Remember when you told Kevin to give you a hamburger because he wasn't able to consume food? Remember how you hurt Kevin's feelings, as he liked to pretend that he was a human being? Remmeber when grabbed you with his metal claws and dragged you from underneath the picnic table? Remember when Kevin started extending his metal cock and you realized that a rape was coming? Remember when Kevin ripped off your Zubaz and inserted his rusty metal cock into your anus and started raping you? Remember when Kevin got mad at you for interrupting his dinner and started pissing in your Jew-fro? Remember when you saw that apples were falling to the ground from a nearby tree that was shaking? Remember when you looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle perched on one of the upper branches naked while masturbating vigorously? Remember when Slater dropped trou and sprayed diarrhea onto your bird chest? Remember when Zack's dad took off his suit pants and you saw that we had been wearing that suit commando, completely sans underwear? Remember when Zack's dad started teabagging you, dunking his nuts in and out of your mouth while he was on the phone selling IBM computers to a local business? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom and Rod Belding started pelting you with the apples that had fallen from the apple tree? Remember how you lost consciousness a few minutes later and slipped into a coma? Remember when you woke from the coma a day later and discovered that Rod Belding's bare ass was rubbing against your face as he ripped fart after fart? Remember how a doctor said that you had suffered a broken nose, two cracked ribs, and contracted three STDs during the attack at Belding's place? You sure learned about Independence Day that time!



"The Diff'rent Strokes Gang Visits Diamond" recap
Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:49 pm

Diamond, do you remember that episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Mr. Brown, the guy who looked like professional wrestler Arn Anderson, kidnapped that little red-headed brat, Sam? Remember when Mr. Brown, Mr. Horton, and little Sam both showed up on the Saved By The Bell set unannounced one day during the third season of SBTB? Remember when they told you that they were sick of raping Sam because his asshole was all stretched out and could not sufficiently grip their middle-aged homosexual cocks to provide enough pleasure? Remember when you said, "Zoinks! Why are you telling me this?" Remember when Mr. Brown got that crazy look in his eye and slugged you in the gut? Remember when Mr. Horton started whipping you in the head with a bicycle chain, drawing blood? Remember when Mr. Horton wrapped the bicycle chain around your neck and started strangling you, nearly murdering you? Remember how much this turned on Mr. Brown, who popped a massive tent and then pulled down his pants? Remember when Mr. Brown tore off your Zubaz and inserted his massive cock in your ass? Remember when Mr. Horton released the bicycle chain from your neck and then shoved his erect cock down your throat? Remember when they pulled a queer train on you? Remember how Sam pissed his pants like he did on every episode of Diff'rent Strokes as he saw you being violated? Remember when Willis Jackson walked into your dressing room and you thought he would save you? Remember how Willis was smoking crack and had no idea where he was, sat down in a recliner and passed out? Remember how Brown and Horton raped you for the next 35 minutes until they had each blown a few loads into you and then they left? Remember when they got up and left, leaving you in a puddle of blood and semen on the floor? Remember when Belding saw Horton and Brown walking out of your dressing room and assumed that you had been cheating on him? Remember when Belding walked into your dressing room and yelled at you and then raped you while Sam watched and pissed his pants again at the sight? You sure got screwed over that time!