Important Questions for Diamond - Part VI

Here are some of my important questions for Diamond that have been posted over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum:

Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:36 am

Diamond, please confirm that this photo was taken when the Bayside girl opened the bathroom door while you were taking a piss. It looks like they all had a nice laugh when they saw your baby-sized cock!

Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:53 pm

Diamond, please confirm that Belding celebrated St. Patrick's Day today by intentionally infecting himself with an intestinal virus so that he would be able to produce green diarrhea caused by the presence of bile in his stool. Is it true that you think that his green diarrhea tastes better than a Shamrock Shake from McDonald's?



Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:03 am

Diamond, please confirm that Belding is a die-hard Republican and as of a couple days ago was leaning toward voting for Romney in the upcoming primary although he was still undecided. Is it true that Belding got really mad when he saw that Santorum wanted to outlaw all pornography, as he is a huge fan of gay porn? Remember when Belding took out his aggression on you by stomping on your head and kicking you in the back until he heard some ribs snap? Did he finish you off with his typical donkey punch ass-rape?



Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:42 pm

rocco wrote:Dman, can you confirm your breath smells like Michael Oliver's asshole?

ROCCO



It is true - I read about it on a bathroom stall door in Reno, NV. Apparently Diamond burped while in line at an Arby's and the entire restaurant had to be shut down while a Hazmat team hosed down everything in the place! An elderly man may have gone into cardiac arrest as a result of the rank odor.



Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:24 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, I just saw that gallagher had a heart attack. I'm sure you remember the time you went to one of his shows and he called you onstage. Remember how you strutted up thinking you were a huge celebrity? Remember how less like a celebrity you felt when Gallagher attacked you and ripped off your Zubaz then crushed your tiny balls and cock with one of his massive mallets? That was a good show Dman! You should visit Gallagher in the hospital to cheer him up. Hopefully he and Gallagher Too would be up to giving your ass a good spit roasting!


ROCCO



Remember how Mylo was at the Gallagher show sitting in the front row waiting for the Gallagher to smash watermelons? Remember when Mylo partaked in the assault on Diamond by anally violating Diamond with a mop he snuck into the show?



Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:48 pm

Diamond, you turned 35 earlier in the year. When do you think you'll finally go through puberty and grow hair on your balls and ass?



Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:32 am

Diamond, why are you such a homo?



Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:52 am

Diamond, is it true that you recently contacted singer Chuck Berry to ask him if you can be his IT guy? Remember how cool you thought it was when you found out that Chuck Berry had secretly installed cameras in the bathroom stalls at his restaurant to spy on women going to the bathroom and thought that he should expand his surveillance to capture video of random dudes pissing and taking dumps in the men's room? Remember when you rang his doorbell and he invited you into his home and asked you to take a seat? Remember how he had secretly coated the seat in Krazy Glue and your Zubaz became stuck to the seat and you couldn't get up? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!" and then Chuck Berry dropped his pants to reveal his 88 year old limp cock? Remember when you said that he was so old he would need a forklift to get an erection? Remember how mad your rude comment made Chuck Berry? Remember when he got even with you by pissing all over you and then farting in your face? Remember when he said "Yeah! Smell my fart!" which was his infamous catchphrase from one of his homemade porn tapes that were confiscated by the police during the mid-90s? Remember when he got out his guitar and smacked you across the face with it and then started singing "Johnny B. Goode" while doing his famous duck walk on your zoinker? You sure learned about a rock-and-roll legend that time!



Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:23 am

Diamond, I have heard that some people have a "bucket list" of things they want to do or see before they die. Is it true that you have a "cum bucket list" of dudes you want to rape you before you die? Man, you sure are one demented/deranged queer!



Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:12 pm

Diamond, are you still on a quest to contract Super-AIDS? I heard that you have been visiting rest stops, gas station bathrooms, and the men's room at many area Taco Bells to have unprotected butt sex with JM J Bullock and other random dudes for over a decade but have not yet contracted the Super-AIDS. I think that it is time for you to take a vacation to South Africa or possibly even Zimbabwe - you're sure to encounter new strains of AIDS! Man, if you thought Mylo's skin was dark, you're going to get to on with lots of dudes who are as dark as night - I bet you'll have quite a bit of fun getting it on in a shanty-town with HIV+ dudes!



Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:27 pm

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember when Mr. Belding entered coach sonski's swim class where you were fluttering around in the shallow end while wearing water wings? Remember when the Big Bopper saw you and immediatley got annoyed at your Zubaz brand water wings, as they were slowly taking on water and were making you swim even more retarded then normal? Remember when he yelled " Cannonball" and jumped directly on your head? Remember when your head smashed against the bottom of the pool and you suffered a concussion? Remember when Mr. Belding ripped off your Zubaz swimsuit and the entire class saw and laughed at your baby cock, which was even smaller then normal because of the cold water? Remember when bubbles began coming up from under the water and one of Mr. B's farts hit you in the face causing you to gag? Remember how the Big Bopper did one of his trademark laughs, then climbed out of the water and went back to his office? Remember how Coach Sonski gave you an F for the class because you engaged in to much "horseplay"? You sure learned about the ins and outs of swimming that time!


ROCCO



Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't the pool water rendered toxic as a result of Belding's fart? I recall it turning brown and then the pool had to be completely drained. Diamond was later sent a bill for several thousand dollars, the cost of filling the pool back up with chlorinated water.



Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:31 pm

Diamond, remember that time when you asked Belding if he was going to attend a rally to support gay marriage? Remember when Belding replied, "Why would I attend that bullshit? Those dirty faggots shouldn't be allowed to marry?" Remember when you replied that it seemed like a harsh viewpoint from a gay man such as himself? Remember when Belding responded by informing you that he wasn't gay but that you were? Remember when Belding also said that "prison rules" apply at Bayside and that he wasn't gay for raping you, although you were gay for "allowing" yourself to be raped? Remember when Belding then proceeded to violently ass-rape you as punishment for annoying him?



Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:28 pm

Diamond, remember that episode when you joined the Big Brothers program and attempted to molest a 15-year-old kid? Remember when that 15-year-old kid turned the tables and ended up molesting you? You sure were a faggot that time!



Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:27 pm

Diamond, remember when people used to yell out "Screech!" whenever they would see you in the men's room at the rest stop? Remember how now people simply refer to you as "the creepy weirdo who stares at guy pissing at the urinals?" Which nickname do you prefer?



Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:22 am

Diamond, is it true that your rectum has been torn so many times during anal rapes that it no longer shuts completely? Do you use a butt plug or a wine bottle cork to prevent your fecal matter from dripping out of your torn asshole and onto your Zubaz? Please get back to me soon, buddy!



Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:26 am

Shitstainsandwich wrote:

assvomit wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daPjD4Ds3f8


I love watching this clip, i have busted massive nutts watching a large blackman threaten to beat the dmans fat ass! I watch it over and over again visualizing the ass beating....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piwIkbb1oso

I also love listening to harvey trash talk diamond calling him a peice of shit over and over.... got it gets me hot and hard!!!!!!



I also like how he threatened to "Wear his ass out". Im pretty sure after the conflict Harvey did exactly that too Diamond.



I loved it when Harvey said that if Screech was on fire, he wouldn't even piss on him.



Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:53 am

Diamond, is it true that during the hot summer months Belding will often sit naked on your couch with the air conditioning turned off and all of the windows closed? Is it also true that you enjoy burying your face in his sweaty crotch and licking his smelly butthole while he sweats profusely, masturbates vigorously, and drops ass? How many times did this happen before your couch began reeking of the smell of ass? Even though this last happened years ago do you still sniff the rank couch cushions while rubbing one out?



Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:39 am

Diamond, remember that time when Belding was super horny and told you to pull down your Zubaz because he wanted to suck your cock? Remember when you eagerly dropped trou to expose your baby-sized penis? Remember how Belding got mad and yelled out, "What the fuck is that tiny thing?" Remember when Belding was able to quell him horniness by beating you to a bloody pulp and then raping you yet again? Remember when he yelled for Mylo the janitor to come in and Mylo raped you, infecting you with Ebola? You sure learned about the downside of a tiny cock that time!



Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:49 pm

Diamond, remember when you saw this video clip and asked Mylo the Janitor is the Uncle Tom in the clip was his dad? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdu0kcMMZ3s Remember when Mylo and Hound Dog double-teamed you to teach you a lesson for your racially insensitive remark?



Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:21 pm

Diamond, remember that time when Belding stopped washing his ass for a week because it cut into time when he could have been eating chocolate donuts? Remember how a thick crust of shit had dried onto his ass hair by the end of the week? Remember he ass-raped you as usual and then stomped on your head until you were unconscious and then squatted over your face and shook loose fecal chips from his matted ass hair onto your face? Remember how you several pounds of fecal chips landed in your mouth as you lay unconscious, nearly suffocating you to death?



Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:56 pm

Diamond, remember that time when the bodyguards of your biological father, singer Neil Diamond, viciously ass-raped you while Neil watched and jerked off? Your sure do have a shitty father-son relationship with your dad!



Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:09 am

rocco wrote:Kurt, I think in that bottom pic Farley had ripped some serious ass! Mike Meyers looks stunned and the other guy looks disgusted! I bet the Dman would have loved to have gotten a hold of those so he could have breathed in Farleys fart smell from the thin Zubaz fabric!


ROCCO



The funny thing is that Farley actually used to prank call people by farting in the phone! See: http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/47548/index6.html

Tonight, sprawled on a couch a couple of feet from the table, Chris Farley and Adam Sandler alternately listen to the writers debate and cackle at some private joke. Sandler picks up a phone and makes prank calls, talking in a silly elderly woman’s voice.

Now it’s Farley’s turn. Obese, sweating, dressed in a flannel shirt and a white knit skullcap that makes him look like a grunge Muslim, Farley dials. “Excuse me,” he says into the phone, “did you hear that? Was it a clap of thunder?” Then he holds the receiver against his butt, unleashes a prodigious fart, and quickly hangs up. The writers laugh louder than they have all night. Except Downey, who’s slowly wagging his head.

“Ah, Jim!” Farley exclaims. “That’s been a big laugh since sixth grade! Belushi farted, didn’t he? Bottom line, farts are funny!”

Downey seems unmoved.

“It’ll never happen again,” Farley says, but he can’t contain a giggle. “It’s the goddamn burgers! Lori Jo ordered up about 50 burgers! Jesus!”

“Well, Chris,” Downey says, mock solemn. “Look around. All these people are laughing at you. Not with you. And they’re your friends now, because you’re the big clown. But they’re gonna all go on…and you’ll still be there, just farting away.”

Farley starts kicking his legs like some demented Rockette, farting after each step.

“Someday, Chris,” Downey continues, still in his deadpan mode, “your son will be in a library with a friend, and he’ll pull down the Readers’ Guide to Periodical Literature. ‘Oh—January to March 1995. Hey, Dad’s in this one!’ ‘What’s it for? The ‘Fatty Arbuckle incident’—where he had that incident with the girl, and he was tried?’ ‘No, this is the one where he farts!’”



Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:50 am

Here are some pictures of Chris Farley in those sexy Zubaz!

Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:36 am

Diamond, I saw an old episode of Saturday Night Live where Bill Murray hosted and Chris Farley was wearing a pair of yellow, black, and white striped Zubaz pants in a sketch. Have you ever seen the episode and did you rub one out while watching Farley and fantasizing that the Zubaz were absorbing Farley's ass sweat? Have you ever fantasized about being spit-roast by a Zubaz-wearing Chris Farley and the fat bald Zubaz-wearing ex-prison guard from Prison Break? Get back to me soon ass-fuck!



Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:36 am

Diamond, remember that episode where you told Belding that you loved "dumpy" asses and affectionately told him that he had he had the dumpiest ass at Bayside? Remember how you expected the Big Bopper to feel happy with what you thought was a big compliment? Remember how Belding instead became enraged because he was self-conscious about his large posterior? Remember when he beat unconscious and then visciously ass-raped you and then locked you in one of the port-a-potties near the football field for the weekend? Remember when you had to drink filthy port-a-potty water to survive? You sure learned a lesson about Belding's ass that time!



Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:14 am

Diamond, when the minimum wage employees at Arby's see you waiting in line, is it true that they take turns pissing in that nasty water that the roast beef rests in? Remember that time when you caught one of the employees pissing in the roast beef water and complained? Remember when they offered you the roast beef sandwich for free if you'd shut your trap about it? Remember how you were so low on funds at the time that you agreed to the deal and then quickly gobbled down the piss-soaked roast beef sandwich? You were more pathetic than a homeless man that time!



Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:29 am

Hey Diamond, it's too bad that you weren't interviewed for this important Village Voice article, "Guys Who Like Fat Chicks." You could have been one of the demented weirdos interviewed! I'm sure you would have much to say about your penchant for hooked up with obese men/women.

http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-05-04/news/guys-who-like-fat-chicks/



Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm the other day you went to McDonald's to get a tasty mcdouble with a dollar you found in the buttcrack of a homeless man? Is it true you tried to use your celebrity to cut to the front of the line? Is it true this annoyed quite a few obese men and woman along with the cashier? Is it true you slammed the dollar down on the metal counter and yelled "get the Dman a Mcdouble pronto!"? Is it true the cashier said "hold on sir" then went and got one of the fry cookers, carried it over and threw it along with the scalding hot grease into your face? Is it true you began screaming and that cued a vicious attack from the obese customers you had cut in front of? Is it true an enormous heifer sat on your head and began ripping ass while her husband dropped his size 76 sweatpants and began raping you? Is it true other customers kicked and spit on you while all jerking off? Is it true the manager came out and everyone blamed you for causing a scene? Is it true the manager instead of saving you had a sword fight in your asshole while eating a hot apple pie? Is it true by the end you were covered in piss, farts, blood, grease, apple pie remnants, and jizz? Is it true you are now also banned from that McDonalds and a picture of you with the caption "Hooknosed Goblin" hangs in the restaurant? You sure learned people don't like people cutting in line that time Dman!


ROCCO



That was funny when they threw the hot grease on Diamond and the fries that were in the grease also landed on him. Remember when one of the obese dudes in line dumped a huge container of salt onto Diamond's burnt body and then gobbled down the semi-cooked fries? I bet that salt must have burned like hell on top of Diamond's open wounds!