| 19th February 2007 - 06:30:20 PM |
| 79538 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ray, I think that Diamond created this website himself. The problem is that he was using a 1990 Packard Bell computer that is horribly out of date. The computer locks up periodically because of all of the virsuses on it (Diamond must not have anti-virus software). I think he tried to correct the spelling a number of times only to become frustrated when his computer locked up on him. His modem is something like 4800 baud - it took him 15 minutes to upload the picture on the main page! Give the guy a break - he did the best he could do with the only materials he could afford. |
| 19th February 2007 - 12:10:20 AM |
| 79534 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I have an important and serious question for you - when some random dude sticks Skittles up his asshole and then farts them out toward your mouth, do any Skittles ever accidently hit you in your eyes? If so, does it hurt or rupture any blood vessles? Please get back to me soon buddy! |
| 18th February 2007 - 09:46:36 PM |
| 79533 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco and jewvebeenframed, listen to the "Bright" Jerky Boys clip on the Jerky Boys myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=141793655 It's one of my favorite clips from the Jerky Boys. |
| 16th February 2007 - 02:23:20 PM |
| 79515 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I saw the Jerky Boys movie in the theatre when it first came out back in 1995. Rocco, I think I also heard the bootleg tapes. There was a clip where the calleer is supposed be Indain or an arab and calls up some Italian guy in the middle of the night asking him to turn down the music. When the guy who was called says he doesn't know what the guy is talking about, the caller goes into a rant, calling him a "Ginny motherfucker" and tells him to meet him on the front lawn in a few minutes to get his ass kicked. Funny shit. You can still find most of the clips on file sharing programs. They did an awesome one a few years ago where Sol Rosenberg called up a beauty salon to complain about a haircut given to Gary Del'Abate (from the Howard Stern Show). That was one of the best ones I have ever heard. Howard Stern loved it. |
| 16th February 2007 - 12:54:04 PM |
| 79512 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Queers, were any of you fans of the Jerky Boys? I found some Jerky Boys clips on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_NhDYmANA&NR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ2NFwfk7NA&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJ7aK-sDIw |
| 16th February 2007 - 10:16:19 AM |
| 79511 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey fucko (message 79509), I'm going to make you a slave of my cock! I'll give you something to bitch about when I pull it out of the butthole of a dude who is dressed up like Screech and make you lick off the Screech's shit. The Screech will then fire his HIV+ seed down your throat while I kick you in the junk and stomp on your tiny balls. You're going down! |
| 14th February 2007 - 03:21:56 PM |
| 79487 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, I also added this one last year: http://www.2secret.com/secret_50379.aspx |
| 14th February 2007 - 12:13:12 PM |
| 79482 : Kurt Steinberg |
| It would be awesome if someone did this to Diamond: http://www.2secret.com/secret_45655.aspx |
| 14th February 2007 - 11:12:55 AM |
| 79479 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Swedish dipshit below, quit posting your crap here. Nobody cares about your anti-slavery propaganda. This website was set up for one reason and only one reason - for Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. It's hard to find hot spank material when you post inane messages here. And why are you posting in Swedish - none of the queers who post here can read Swedish. I'm going to call up Belding and he's going to smash your nuts with a tire iron and fart in your mouth until lungs fill completely up with his farts. Then he will light a match and cut open your chest cavity. As the smelly excapes from your collapsed lungs your whole torso will ignite in flames! What do you think about that your fucking piece of shit? |
| 13th February 2007 - 11:17:12 AM |
| 79465 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey anti-slavery movement, you think that everyone in jail is a "slave"? How dare we arrest and jail people for murder and theft. Guess what, faggot? How about we get together and play "prison." I'm going to squirt my load in your eye and take a dump in your mouth! |
| 13th February 2007 - 12:37:21 AM |
| 79461 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This secret posting website is funny: http://www.2secret.com I added this secret last year: http://www.2secret.com/secret_50493.aspx And this one today: http://www.2secret.com/secret_72961.aspx |
| 12th February 2007 - 09:24:13 PM |
| 79460 : Kurt Steinberg |
| There's a fat black guy that works out at the same gym as me. He's kind of funny - whenever he finishes a set of reps he typically says something like "aw shit." It totally reminds me of Deucer's "remember when..." story where Milo was raping Screech and then yelled out "aw shit! Milo gots ta cum!" |
| 12th February 2007 - 04:37:59 PM |
| 79458 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, do you know if Diamond accepts Burger King bathroom tokens as payment? I'm not sure if they technically constitute "curreny," but I know he can meet some nice ass in one of those places. |
| 12th February 2007 - 04:02:06 PM |
| 79456 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, thanks for the clarification. I wonder if Diamond accepts foreign currency when someone is paying Diamond for degradation purposes. If Diamond were charging 15 U.S. cents to allow someone to spray a Taco Bell shit on his face I think I would slip in a few Canadian cents just to piss off Diamond. |
| 12th February 2007 - 03:42:26 PM |
| 79453 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Stefan, I'm not even sure what 500 quid is. However, I'd bet that Diamond would let you piss all over him if you give him a few half eaten french fries that you find in the dumpster behind a McDonald's. |
| 12th February 2007 - 12:06:34 PM |
| 79449 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, do you remember that time when Belding dressed you up as a urinal for Halloween and then took you to a costume party and glued you to the floor of the bathroom? Everyone peed all over you before the night was over. |
| 08th February 2007 - 03:59:10 PM |
| 79421 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamondcutter, do you think the heirs of her 90-year-old former husband took her out after she made off with her inheritance? Maybe they poisoned she and her son. |
| 08th February 2007 - 12:10:06 AM |
| 79414 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Dustbin Diamond, what happened with your whole mortgage scam? You should go to jail for that and share a cell with Richard Hatch from Survivor. I'm sure he'd have fun with you against your will. |
| 07th February 2007 - 01:41:25 PM |
| 79412 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rosinha, this is a QUEERS-ONLY message board. Take your Swedish spam elsewhere! This for was created as a masturbatory aid for Dustin Diamond's queer fans to come and find hot spank material. If you don't want to wipe your ass with Diamond sexy jew-fro or fire our seed in his pube goatee, then you should probably stop posting here. |
| 06th February 2007 - 06:57:30 PM |
| 79396 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay this up: http://bonijergen.proboards45.com/index.cgi?board=dating |
| 31st January 2007 - 09:23:18 PM |
| 79357 : Kurt Steinberg |
| 79356, how dare you suggest that something is wrong with the queers who post here! Homosexuals visit this guestbook to find hot spank material. This website is chock full of queer fantasies involving Screech and the rest of the Bayside gang. I have lost 1037 loads while reading gay fantasies here over the past 4 years. I keep track of the loads lost in a journal and store the semen that has been ejaculated in a nice big jar. I'd be willing to sell the jar to you on eBay if you are interested. Let me know. |
| 13th December 2006 - 09:07:25 AM |
| 79271 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Look at this recent picture of Leanna Creel (Tori): http://www.geocities.com/sbtb_fanatic/sundance.jpg She looks beaten-down! What in the hell happened to her? |
| 12th December 2006 - 11:26:03 PM |
| 79266 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Pauly Shore is almost as big of a loser as Diamond. He deserves this profile: http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2006/12/pauly-shore.html |
| 12th December 2006 - 04:26:03 PM |
| 79264 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Look at this video of Pauley Shore getting his ass kicked while performing his stand-up routine at a comedy club in Texas. He must have totally sucked or been extremely unfunny (very easy to believe), because the crowd was cheering about he was punched. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4076863223883966153 I'm shocked that someone has not yet done this to Diamond. I remember reading that someone hit Diamond in the face or on the head with a glass bottle when Salty the Pocketknife was performing, but as far as I know, he hasn't received a beating during his stand-up routine. |
| 11th December 2006 - 12:10:26 AM |
| 79249 : Kurt Steinberg |
| arbys shitpipe, you raise good points. I totally forgot about the curly fries that Diamond almost certainly scrafs down at Arby's. Does anyone know if Belding used to make Diamond eat curly fries out of his asshole? |
| 10th December 2006 - 03:12:26 PM |
| 79246 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Did anybody watch the NFL pregame show in Fox this morning? Every week there's a comedian who does funny little skits about the guys on the show (e.g., Howie Long, Jimmy Johnson, Terry Bradshaw, etc.) The comedian was talking about Howie Long's movie career and how awful he was as an actor. At the end of the segment he posted 4 game picks of the week. He posted each pick along with a picture of an actor that he said was better than Howie Long. On one of the picks he showed a picture of Ernest (from "Ernest Goes t Camp," etc.). For his next pick he showed a pciture of a young Dustin Diamond along with his game pick. I almost lost it because that so funny! |
| 09th December 2006 - 09:44:13 PM |
| 79243 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I think that fucker tried to out us a couple months ago. |
| 08th December 2006 - 09:59:51 PM |
| 79240 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Thanks Gay Zack! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1208062screech1.html |
| 08th December 2006 - 12:33:10 PM |
| 79237 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, there has been a fat bald guy hanging out on Key West the dumpster circuit over the past few weeks. He was always doubling up on a Screech with an A.C. Slater. He looked vaguely familiar, but I didn't know why. Now I realize that he's a Coach Sonski. |
| 07th December 2006 - 11:14:51 PM |
| 79233 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey queers, I found some good spank material. Here are pictures of Coach Rizzo: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-rizzo.html Here are pictures of the wrestling coach, Coach Sonski. Coach Sonski is the coach I remember who used to rub his bald head all over Belding's taint and team up with Ox to spit-roast Screech: http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2006/12/coach-sonski.html |
| 07th December 2006 - 04:46:29 PM |
| 79232 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Fellow queers, I'll get some pictures of Coach Rizzo for you to look at while spanking it! |
| 07th December 2006 - 01:52:31 PM |
| 79229 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Go to the online section: http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListA.html I want to give Diamond a "Rusty Fish Hook." That's where I'm doing a dude in the butt and get some shit on my finger. I then reach around and "hook" the dude's mouth like as though I have caugh a fishyou got a bass on your finger. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:57:44 PM |
| 79228 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Have you queers seen the "Glossary of Perversion"? It lists some good sex moves. http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/ "Bill Buckner" - While receiving head standing up, the girl cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. I've been known to participate in an "anal boot" from time to time: An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock, and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game. |
| 07th December 2006 - 12:52:39 PM |
| 79227 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Was Coach Rizzo the bald guy? |
| 07th December 2006 - 09:52:42 AM |
| 79224 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, has anyone ever mentioned Coach Rizzo in a "remember when..." gay fantasy? I sure don't remember one, and I've probably read them all while cracking one off. |
| 07th December 2006 - 07:57:51 AM |
| 79222 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, I almost forgot about Coach Rizzo! Didn't he and his star athlete, Ox, rape a bunch of students at Bayside? I heard that Coach Rizzo is in prison right now. Apparently he's a "wolf" in prison, raping all of the dudes in there. |
| 06th December 2006 - 11:34:57 AM |
| 79215 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay Zack, those Slaters are always violent homosexual predators. There's something about a greasy permed mullet that brings out the worst in a gay man. :( You should move on, as your older queen is no longer of use to you anymore. His asshole was probably the only thing keeping the two of you together. |
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