Monday, November 12, 2007

Old posts from (part 17)

13th November 2006 - 02:02:39 AM
79000 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey faggots, check this out:

Didn't Howard Stern or someone else say that the women in Diamond's "Saved By The Smell" video were supposed to be "hot"? The women on the cover of Diamond's video are obviously fat and butt-ass ugly! Does he honestly think that telling everyone that he had dirty sex with two obese hogs somehow makes him "cool." Geez - he can't even afford attractive hookers. Those actually look like the type of women I would expect to see with Diamond.

Before I turned gay I used to see fat bitches like that at the bar scene. I never tried to hit on them or even talk to them because fat chicks never did it for me. And then I saw Diamond on SBTB and became a raging queer.

12th November 2006 - 10:05:59 PM
78998 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, has Mr. Belding ever lodged a table leg in your rectum? I'll bet that he probably has. I could see him using a shoe horn to guide the table leg right into your "nether regions."

11th November 2006 - 07:19:06 PM
78990 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, you're full of shit. Leave and don't come back. Diamond is a penniless nerd and is unable to afford a "team of lawyers." He tried unsuccessfully to acquire this website in 2004, as discussed in this press release:

10th November 2006 - 03:38:18 PM
78971 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, we need to hook up for sweaty unprotected butt-sex. There's a new gay bar that just opened up in Key West called the "HIV Room"!!!! I really want to take you there this weekend. Saturday night is "circle jerk" night. There's gonna be so much HIV+ semen flying around at the HIV Room tonight. I hope you're thirsty or hungry - feel free to gobble it down. :)

10th November 2006 - 10:51:06 AM
78967 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, is it true that after the daily rapings at the hands of Belding, Tuttle, and Slater, that your colon is so damaged that it now extends out of your ass and hangs like the tonuge of a tired dog?

10th November 2006 - 12:37:39 AM
78965 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I think it would be funny if you lost your house and had to go on welfare. Someone should make a reality show about your ordeal when you have no other options but to live in a housing project. It would be awesome if the housing project were in the inner city of Milwaukee, Compton, Cleveland, or possibly even Chicago. It would be perfect if you were living in a 99% minority housing project. Watching a reality show of the other housing project residents messing with you as you fear for your life would be an interesting show. Maybe then you'll think about some of the dumb decisions you've made with your money.

09th November 2006 - 01:16:57 AM
78959 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco and Dner, I've encountered many demented faggots who get off on the smell of a nasty fart. The other day I was at the Gold's Gym lifting weights while wearing my blue and white patterned Zubaz pants (without underwear, of course). I had eaten some nasty South American food for lunch that day and it did not agree with my bowels. While I was doing some bench-press reps, I accidently ripped a nasty, smelly, wet fart and had to stop my set to run into the bathroom! Some diarrhea soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. After cleaning my ass in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, I returned to the weightroom and caught two dudes (one black guy and one asian guy) rubbing their cocks in the diarrhea and tossing off. Those were two sick sons-of-bitches!

08th November 2006 - 04:29:27 PM
78953 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, the advancements in voting technology are unfortunate developments for hedonistic queers like us. I voted yesterday right after eating some Taco Bell. Although I didn't get any butt-sex in the voting area, I did drop ass while I was in line. It was loud and smelled so bad. There was another queer behind me in line. That queer had a big jew-fro and was wearing Zubaz pants! He dropped his pants after I farted and started jerking off. Unfortunately, he was quickly escorted out of the voting area. :(

08th November 2006 - 11:51:18 AM
78947 : Kurt Steinberg
That's in the UK, so I won't be able to make it. :( I'm sure that there must be many UK queers who post here - one of you should take a dump in Diamond's mouth in my honor!

07th November 2006 - 05:53:12 PM
78936 : Kurt Steinberg
As far as I can tell, this was the first post where I made it clear this this is a QUEERS-only message board:

29th March 2003 - 01:43:19 AM
2152 : Kurt Steinberg
SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!!

In this message, I made it clear that heterosexuals should not post here:

06th July 2003 - 01:44:50 AM
3124 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda, I agree with Steve Johnson. There are only two reasons why anyone whould post here:
1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; or
2. To tell Diamond that he (i.e., the poster) wants to have gay sex with him.

You seem to fit neither of these criteria, so you should probably stop posting here. You're the only person who posts here that doesn't want to have homosexual relations with Diamond.

Diamond, please toss my salad!!!

07th November 2006 - 05:47:15 PM
78935 : Kurt Steinberg
Teresa, women are not supposed to post here. Please read the Terms of Service. The only chicks that should post here are chicks with dicks! If you post here again, the website admin will be forced to delete your message.

This message board was set up as a service to gay fans of Dustin Diamond. Many homosexuals come here looking for hot spank material. When I'm smacking around my gind-dong, the last thing I want to read is an off-topic message about breaking into acting. Instead, I prefer to read queer fantasies about Mr. Belding manhandling Screech!

06th November 2006 - 09:18:58 AM
78914 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I saw that our wikipedia entry includes a new picture of you:

Why were you staying with a "host family" in the midwest for 4 months during 2001? What is that all about?

03rd November 2006 - 12:31:33 AM
78870 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin Diamond (78866) is an imposter! It's not the real Diamond - instead, it is PRINCESS PUESSIE! I didn't make the connection right away, but when I saw the use of the word "turds" I figured it out. Puessie was the only poster to use that term regularly.

Get out of here Puessie. Nobody want you here, you cross-dressing faggot!

Remember this "remember when" story about you?

16th May 2005 - 12:22:34 AM
13557 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!

03rd November 2006 - 12:25:42 AM
78869 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, thank you for setting up this glorious guestbook so that your gay fans will have one centralized location to post their gay fantasies!

01st November 2006 - 04:39:15 PM
78853 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone successuflly arranged gay sex with Diamond? I often ask him to pencil me in for rimming and teabagging sessions in gas station bathrooms, but when I show up he's never there! Has anyone else who posts here been fortunate enough to make a dump in Diamond's jew-fro or fire your seed down Diamond's throat?

- Kurt Steinberg

01st November 2006 - 12:27:38 AM
78843 : Kurt Steinberg
Happy Halloween, what are you 15 years old? Based on the "quality" of writing on your post it is obvious that you are the immature one posting here. It's funny that you disparage the south and the midwest. But I'll bet you just love it in the northeast, don't you? There was a NJ queer who used to post on the Dustin Diamond Forum under the name Diamondish. Could that be you, faggot? For your insolance, I will be sure to drop a deuce in your mouth!

01st November 2006 - 12:19:12 AM
78841 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond is going to star in a shitty new movie entitled "HAMLET A.D.D.."

Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond

Title: Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond
Released by: Fortress Productions
Release Date: 2006-10-26 02:09:26



October 26, 2006 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Fortress Productions is proud to announce the production of their feature film, Hamlet A.D.D., directed by Bobby Ciraldo and Andrew Swant. The film is a comic re-envisioning of the classic Shakespeare text which takes aim at making The Bard more captivating for modern audiences. The "A.D.D." in the title refers not only to a quirk of Hamlet's personality, but also to the fact that the play has been artfully condensed so as to appeal to audience members lacking in the focus department.

Shot entirely in front of a 'green screen,' the film features live-action characters living in a playful cartoon world. Science-fiction elements are gradually woven into the story to re-invent the play for those already familiar Hamlet's narrative, and to keep newer audience members on their toes and at full attention.

Ciraldo explains, "I play Hamlet, and Andrew plays Horatio. It's basically a buddy movie, except with a lot of weird words, murder, suicide, and some space travel."

Says Swant, "We started working on the film in March of 2004 and hope to have it done in early 2007. Three years is a big chunk of your life, but it's been a really rewarding chunk." He adds, "We're extremely pleased with the way post-production is progressing and looking forward to audiences' reactions."

Ciraldo adds, "We shot with Dustin Diamond about a year and a half ago. He was an absolute professional and a gifted actor."

"Working with an icon like Dustin was a blast," says Swant, "T'was a mind altering experience."

Other cast members include Robert Richard Jorge (American Movie, Coven) as King Claudius, Dustin Diamond (Saved By the Bell) as Bernardo, Mark Borchardt (American Movie, The One, David Letterman Correspondent) as the Gravedigger, Mike Schank (American Movie, Storytelling) as the Gravedigger's Friend, Xavier LePlae (The Foreigners, I'm Bobby) as Polonius, David Robbins (Lift, The Ice Cream Social) as the Norwegian Captain, Laura Klein (Helping Hand) as Queen Gertrude, Harmony Murphy (Big Girls Don't Cry They Get Even) as Ophelia, Paul Finger (singer of Wild Kingdom) and Matt Cook (The United States of Poetry) as Pirates, Steve Wetzel (Men's Hockey) as the Priest, Sarah Price (producer of American Movie) as the Judge, and Leslie Hall (of Leslie and the Lys) as herself.

Fortress Productions, located in Milwaukee, is a full-service production facility providing creative services to business clients such as the Milwaukee Art Museum and The Sundance Channel, as well as individual artists such as Leslie Hall, Ray Chi, and David Robbins.

For more information contact:

Phone: 414-687-1474
Alt Phone: 414-429-3530

Fortress Productions
1718 N 1st St.
Suite 5N6
Milwaukee, WI 53212

31st October 2006 - 10:53:41 AM
78836 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I agree with Borat in this youtube clip:

We should throw you down a well!

31st October 2006 - 10:12:07 AM
78834 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond (message 78330), please write your gay messages in Standard English. When you use your queer little abbreviations, I get annoyed and don't know what the hell you are writing about. Let's hook up for unprotected buttsex!

31st October 2006 - 12:41:09 AM
78829 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it cool with you if I painfully burn off your nut-sac with a blowtorch? Please get back to me soon, buddy!

30th October 2006 - 11:26:21 PM
78828 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, thanks for posting, buddy! You're such an ass tease. When I arrived at home this evening I was disappointed that you were not here. :( Luckily, however, three queers were dasiy-chaining each other in the alley outside my building - I went down and took dumps on a couple of those HIV+ fruits! So everything turn out ok!

30th October 2006 - 01:55:46 PM
78826 : Kurt Steinberg

" Don�t Give Screech a Dime! Actor Dustin Diamond, known best for playing the character �Screech� on TVs �Saved by the Bell,� has been popping-up on various media lately hawking t-shirts and soliciting public support in a campaign to raise $250,000 to make the balloon payment due on his Wisconsin home.

On his website and in interviews, Dustin suggests that there is a conspiracy to take his home from him. He makes it sound as if getting served with a notice of foreclosure after not making his house payment came as a shocking surprise. He uses words like �injustice� and spits venom at land-contract experts who weren�t able to bail his ass out. He talks about his �shitty credit� as if it were some kind of disease that was inflicted upon him, as opposed to the product of his own choices and behavior.

While we here at have nothing against Dustin Diamond personally and are never happy to see anyone in an awkward situation, we believe strongly that the principles of accountability and responsibility apply to everyone, even former celebrities!

Dustin Diamond is in his late 20s. He appears to be healthy and completely capable of contributing to society. He has had and continues to have opportunities that are not available to most.

The general public should not be concerned if Dustin Diamond defaults on the loan for the house that he bought but obviously could not afford. He has no right to your sympathy or financial support. Plus, his public campaign is totally irritating and his shirts are uninspired and crappy-looking.

Remember, if Dustin Diamond is successful with this campaign we have only ourselves to blame when he starts selling �HELP ME COVER MY ALIMONY PAYMENTS� and �HELP ME BUY A NEW LIVER� shirts.

What can I do to really help Screech?
�Again, don�t give him a dime. By giving him a dime, you become an �enabler� and only encourage his irresponsible behavior.
�If you live in the Port Washington, Wisconsin area and have an extra room in your house, let Dustin Diamond know that he can �crash on your couch� for awhile when he gets evicted, but only if he gets his act together.
� If you know of a job that you think Dustin Diamond would be qualified for, or if you run across something on the Milwaukee craigslist job-postings that you think he would be qualified for, let him know!
�If you ever see someone sporting a �DShirt,� point, laugh, snicker and do whatever it takes to let them know that they are a chump.

Now what do I do with that $15 burning a hole in my pocket?
Well, anything else- give it to a real charity, take a loved one to lunch, apply it as extra principal toward your own house payment, buy some groceries or buy a Suicide Girl something from her Amazon wish list. If you feel so inclined to spend your dollars on celebrity charity schemes, spend it here. Thanks!"

30th October 2006 - 11:22:55 AM
78823 : Kurt Steinberg
Hungbob Spoogepants, Owen Wilson, Dner, and Paul Daanen, is it ok with you guys if I videotape your encounters? Diamond is destitute right now and could probably use some extra money from a second sex tape.

30th October 2006 - 01:39:01 AM
78816 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you remember when the Exxon Valdez tanker hit a reef in the waters off the coast of Alaska in 1989, spilling millions of gallons of oil into the Pacific Ocean? I think that you should have led the clean-up effort. Your jew-fro alone could have mopped up millions of gallons of oil. You should have teamed up with Chris Burke to form a celebrity clean-up crew. After you would have finished, Chris Burke would have lifted everyone's spirts by lighting your oil-soaked jewfrom on fire, burning your head to a crisp, much to the delight of all onlookers!

29th October 2006 - 05:29:46 PM
78813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, reading the messages posted here must make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Dner and I want to do everything in our power to ensure that you remain well-fed with our feces! You must be licking your chops right now just thinking about these hearty meals!!!

29th October 2006 - 02:48:53 PM
78811 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin, thanks for the praise! Is it cool with you if I insert a cupful of peanut M&Ms into my butthole and then fart them out into your mouth?

27th October 2006 - 02:34:15 PM
78794 : Kurt Steinberg
It took Zack's dad 35 minutes to upload the picture of Diamond that's on the main page of this website. Diamond, maybe if you Bill Gates or Larry Ellison take a dump in your mouth they'll help you improve this website!

27th October 2006 - 11:17:51 AM
78792 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I think that Zack's dad did the best he could with his 1990 computers. Those computers actually used modems that tranmit at maximum speeds of only 4800 baud! Maybe Diamond should have sucked off someone who had better computer equipment.

27th October 2006 - 08:37:51 AM
78790 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey 78789, Diamond is a penniless nerd. He cannot afford to hire someone to update this website.

26th October 2006 - 11:18:35 AM
78785 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I came across this article about you:

Former SAVED BY THE BELL star DUSTIN DIAMOND has stunned fans by choosing to take a cut of the profits from of his notorious sex tape instead of spending thousands of dollars trying to ban its release. Diamond, who played nerdy SCREECH on the 1990s high school series, claims he wasn't looking for a second career when he filmed himself having sex with two women four years ago. He tells American publication Us Weekly, "I'm not an adult actor. I did something stupid in private." Diamond, who is dating his manager, JENNIFER MISNER, claims he and some pals each made sex tapes as a joke. He says that someone leaked his tape, but insists he doesn't know who. Although he initially threatened to sue, the 29-year-old has now decided to make a profit on the 40-minute sex tape, tentatively titled SAVED BY THE SMELL, which will be released next month (NOV06). Diamond explains, "I thought, I can spend a fortune fighting this or I can try and make a fortune." He adds, "Let's just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse.""

Diamond, didn't you recently mention that some dude was your manager, but Jennifer was just your girlfriend? Now she's your manager again? Get your lies straight, fucko!

25th October 2006 - 03:54:36 PM
78774 : Kurt
Dner, great story. I like Belding's judicious use of his switchblade! I also think it is funny that everyone is always laughing at Screech while he's getting sodomized and beaten to a pulp. Screech is nothing more than a subhuman clown to all of the other Saved By The Bell characters.

25th October 2006 - 03:29:38 PM
78772 : Kurt Steinberg
I think it would be funny if someone sent a Dustin Diamond-related "postcard" to this website:

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