I recently discovered that someone is selling a black-and-white image of Screech saying "Zoinks" posted onto various items such as postcards, t-shirts, mugs, posters, spiral notebooks, hardcover journals, throw pillows, shower curtains, backpacks, duffel bags, drawstring bags, face masks, socks, and greeting cards! I have no doubt that these will be very popular within the gay community.
Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King! Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??
I recently discovered an hilarious episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question." In the episode, Corky's dad gave Corky a handgun. Corky's mom and his annoying sister, Becca, were upset about the gun because they thought that guns were dangerous. When Corky's mom asked how Corky felt about the gun, he said that he didn't like the gun, either, because it was too small!
A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him! The only thing that saved the black guy was the fact that Corky was unbelievably uncoordinated. You might recognize the black guy from the Rocky movies, where he played "Duke," a trainer of Apollo Creed and then Rocky Balboa.
I recently discovered this video on YouTube entitled "Life Goes On - The Best Of Corky." This video includes clips of some of Corky's memorable scenes. Apparently Corky drove a Driver's Ed car into a dumpster on two different occasions for some reason!
Some of the comments to this video are gold, such as those shown below:
Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech oiling up Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. The gay tension between those lovebirds was palpable in this scene!
This is a repost of a classic homo-erotic post which was originally posted on an Alex Rodriguez fan blog years ago.
Ruining the friendship
You stared at your friend’s ass as he finished with the toilet and flushed. You took pride in having the guy with the nicest male ass at school as your best friend. His underwear looked like it was going to burst as he walked towards your kitchen. Right before he got to the kitchen he let out a loud four second fart. He then said, “I got some bad heart burn man do you have anything that could help.” You and him were alone at your house for the week so you had to take care of him.“ You took out some Tums from the cabinet and gave them to him. He ate half the container. “I dont think youre supposed to have that much.” I said. “What, I like the gas that it gives me.” He then pushed out a strong ten second fart and sighed in relief. If you only knew Tums made him gassy you would have given him them everyday. Both of you went back to your room to play video games. While you were playing video games he kept farting into your beanbag chair you knew you’re gonna have a jerk off session smelling the chair when he left.
After a few hours of video games and his loud and long farts, you guys decided to call it a night. You kept bragging about how you won almost every game. He then said that you should have a wrestling match to settle it once and for all. Even though you’re half a head taller than him he has more muscle than you so you’re excited to see who wins. You start wrestling on the ground for a while then somehow find yourself wrestling with him on your bed. He had you on your back with his butt on your cock when you made eye contact with him. It was silent for a good second until he accidentally let out a big ten second fart on your cock. He was blushing like a tomato and started to get off when his butt brushed against your hard on. He got off the bed and told you he was going to the bathroom. When he was at the door way he let out a big juicy fart. He was gone for about ten minutes when you got bored and went to check on him. When you reached the bathroom you could hear him sobbing inside. You asked him what was wrong and he said nothing so you opened the door not caring what he was doing. He was just standing there so you hugged him as hard as you could. He kept trying to push you off him but I was too late. You felt his hard on and rubbed it, “So this is what you’ve been hiding?” you said said softly. “I was crying because I felt your hard on and I thought it would never be me.” You stopped hugging him and looked into his eyes all the way into his soul. You didnt waste any time. You started kissing each other like crazy. You then carried him into the room where we kept kissing as you took off your clothes. You had sex with his farting ass so many times that week that you can’t remember. He would keep eating Tums, and everytime you went to sleep you would be spooning him while he farted into the night…
Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com in which I asked, "Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?"
Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com in which I asked, "Is it normal to belch at a fast food drive-thru order machine and drive away?"
Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com in which I asked, "Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?"
I recently discovered that there are greeting cards being sold by a company entitled, "Fart By Mail." Apparently, customers can purchase a greeting card which emits a fart sound when opened and which also smells like ass! This is a great idea and when Corky finds out about it, he is going to throw A-Rod a beating for missing out on this business opportunity.
Here are a couple videos posted on the Fart By Mail website:
This is a clip of an apparently infamous farting competition entitled "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946." This was released on record in 1947 and was one of the first big hits on the fart scene.
This clip was remade in the 1970s by Gene Tracy, a former truck driver who performed stand-up at truck stops across the United States in the 1970s.
Dustin Diamond would apparently occasionally post in the dustindiamond.com guestbook. The posts were typically rants where he would complain usually about Max Goldberg, but he actually complained about me one time! Here is a tribute to posts written under the name "Dustin Diamond" in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.
The Peacock Network released the second season of the horrible Saved By The Bell reboot series. Here is a tribute to Screech which was included in the first episode of the second season. Slater, Jessie, Lisa, Zack, and Kelly gathered at a booth at The Max to reminisce about Screech. Surprisingly, Mr. Belding is missing from this clip. I would have enjoyed it if Mr. Belding had suddenly walked out of the men's room and over to the booth and then either belched or ripped a ridiculously loud fart!
Here is a nice photo of A-Rod sitting in his office. There is a photo of the love of his life, Corky, on the desk behind him!
