Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Comments from the New Dustindiamondisadick.com Guestbook

Here are some of the hot comments posted in the newer guestbook for Dustindiamondisadick.com:

Name:Fetishboy64
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Comments:Does ANYONE else do this? I'll wait for a guy to go into a stall in a public toilet and when's he's done I'll go into that stall get on my hands and knees a lick the toilet all over then drink the water in the bottom like a dog. That's one of my newly developed fetishes. Any other weirdos?

November 29, 2011 21:26:53 (GMT Time)



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Email:DUSTIN DIAMOND IS A DICK
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Comments:SUCH A DICK SUCH A CUNT SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE SUCH A QUEER SUCH A DOUCHE SUCH A SHOWPONY MUN

November 26, 2011 16:46:27 (GMT Time)



Name:Billy
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Comments:Is it true that Dustin Diamond's breath smells like Principal Belding's cock? Does he have cum stains in his beard?

November 19, 2011 09:56:29 (GMT Time)



Name:McKayla
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Comments:Are you a dickhead?

November 19, 2011 01:16:35 (GMT Time)



Name:Meredith
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Comments:My roommate's ex-girlfriend met Screech when he came to town for a phone interview. He had sex with her. Now my roommate's heart is broken and his ex's claim to fame is she had a one night stand with a has-been loser douchebag. Fuck Dustin Diamond.

November 17, 2011 04:58:32 (GMT Time)



Name:jack
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Comments:dustin, it's me - Jack, the homeless man who made love to you last week in the alley behind the Burger King. Remember when I inserted my dirty cock up your ass and blew my seed into your mouth and then shit on your 'fro? good times...

November 14, 2011 09:40:45 (GMT Time)



Name:Steven
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Comments:Does Diamond enjoy sucking off his biological father, singer Neil Diamond?

November 12, 2011 09:47:22 (GMT Time)



Name:Larry
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none
Comments:dustin

November 11, 2011 01:28:01 (GMT Time)



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October 27, 2011 20:56:48 (GMT Time)



Name:john johnson
Email:john_john_3{at}yahoo.com
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you from:
atlanta
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October 27, 2011 13:12:11 (GMT Time)



Name:Peter
Email:peterwieman13{at}hotmail.com
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you from:
Saukville, WI
Comments:"screech" lives in port washington, wi (4miles from me) and my ex gf actually was paid for helping in the making of these t-shirts you speak of...if thats any help to you believing...

October 19, 2011 05:49:10 (GMT Time)



Name:pedro
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Comments:me want suck dustins dick rite now mang

September 30, 2011 19:42:01 (GMT Time)



Name:Mitch Cumstein
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Comments:Hey Diamond, remember when Mr. Belding got so fat that he started wearing a bra? Remember when you told him that his breasts turned you on and asked him to "put 'em on the glass" while he was sitting in his rusty 1978 Dodge? Remember when he ass-raped you to teach you a lesson about showing him respect? That was a great episode!

September 25, 2011 02:02:38 (GMT Time)



Name:hhjjk
Email:nbbnnm
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Comments:kelly, you are a real sad act, all this over 50 bucks. your the dick now.

September 24, 2011 20:51:57 (GMT Time)



Name:Bill
Email:wbordenjr{at}excite.com
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you from:
Cary, NC
Comments:He's a tool.

September 19, 2011 20:09:09 (GMT Time)



Name:Kurt
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Comments:Diamond, why did you father, singer Neil Diamond, disown you? Is it because you are a disgrace to the "Diamond" fan? I bet he is upset with you for queering up his last name!

August 29, 2011 10:36:20 (GMT Time)



Name:Principal Dick Belding
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Comments:I am going to blow my load in your mouth like I used to do when you were my assistant at Bayside after you dropped out of California University after his freshman year.

August 27, 2011 07:47:44 (GMT Time)



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Gayside, CA
Comments:That net worth website is extremely inaccurate. Diamond is losing or already lost his house to foreclosure because he couldn't pay the mortgage, his car was repossessed, and utility companies are suing for non-payment. He is not worth $500k!

August 27, 2011 07:45:33 (GMT Time)



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Comments:Just bored, I know nothing about him cept this, http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/dustin-diamond-net-worth/. PS, your contact page link to your tattoo site is mislinked to your email.

August 25, 2011 23:21:03 (GMT Time)



Name:nicky hawkins
Email:nickyjames82{at}live.co.uk
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you from:
London ,England
Comments:he sounds like a right cunt............

August 17, 2011 15:44:18 (GMT Time)



Name:pledo
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you from:
hell
Comments:fuckshitpissasscuntfuckin'shitlick

August 17, 2011 05:31:34 (GMT Time)



Name:Matt
Email:mla196{at}yahoo.com
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you from:
NH
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August 16, 2011 08:03:58 (GMT Time)



Name:Mr. Belding
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you from:
Bayside
Comments:Screech, report to my office immediately! I am going to dunk my wrinkled nuts in your mouth and then shit in your afro!

August 15, 2011 18:18:51 (GMT Time)



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August 15, 2011 05:56:10 (GMT Time)



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August 11, 2011 12:22:27 (GMT Time)



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August 10, 2011 05:41:11 (GMT Time)



Name:Bob
Email:bigbootsinc{at}yahoo.com
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New Orleans
Comments:Hahahahahahaha!!!! you dumb fuck!!!! how the fuck you gonna give screech money and expect a shirt?? thats your fault you dumb bitch! schreech is the fuckin shit, best recognize!

August 8, 2011 19:22:33 (GMT Time)



Name:Man
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USA
Comments:Isn't it costing you more than $50 to keep this website going?

August 3, 2011 22:45:39 (GMT Time)



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July 24, 2011 01:16:01 (GMT Time)



Name:Kurt Steinberg
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Key West
Comments:Did anyone read the book review of Diamond's "Behind the Bell" in the Onion AV Club in June 2011? They tore him a new one! Apparently Diamond actually claimed in his book that the SBTB writers made the relationship between he and Belding homosexual. I knew it!!!

July 7, 2011 09:51:52 (GMT Time)



Name:Venom Froggy
Email:venomfroggy{at}hotmail.com
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Comments:How sickening. No, he didn't rip me off, but I've read his sordid post-SBTB story and. .. well, I dunno. I pity him but I also harbor contempt for him. What a sad, pathetic, and angry little man he has become.

June 27, 2011 17:54:58 (GMT Time)



Name:Bill Stevenson
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Comments:Is Dustin going to release another chess video sometime soon?

June 22, 2011 07:27:54 (GMT Time)



Name:Richard Smalls
Email:None
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you from:
none
Comments:ondkjfhjkadf

June 15, 2011 02:09:03 (GMT Time)



Name:TIM WALKER
Email:tjhome123{at}live.co.uk
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Stafford, England
Comments:He's a complete bell end. couldn't agree more.

May 31, 2011 12:06:34 (GMT Time)



Name:Jonathan Manson
Email:jdmanson2003{at}yahoo.com
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you from:
Arizona
Comments:DD made a complete fool of himself and managed to make 7 enemies on celebrity fit club at the same time...a worthy accomplishment

May 22, 2011 03:57:25 (GMT Time)



Name:Neil
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Comments:Check out this archive of old posts from dustindiamond.com: http://dustindiamondguestbook.blogspot.com I bet Diamond loved reading those gay fantasies and hate-filled comments!

May 14, 2011 00:30:29 (GMT Time)



Name:Mona
Email:Pyriah{at}hotmail.com
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you from:
Pennsylvania
Comments:I love this site! Kudos to you for starting it. I have no stories of my own, but I can't stand that jerk! Amen for vigilante justice! Maybe you should invest in a T-shirt press and make your money back by profiting on how much of a douche bag/ scam artist he is.

May 12, 2011 23:42:12 (GMT Time)



Name:Melanie
Email:prncslulu{at}yahoo.com
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Oregon
Comments:He is a DICK!! I hate nothing more than to hear shit like this, the theiving little prick, played a fucking nerd all his life and grew up to be a DICK!!!!

May 11, 2011 15:38:29 (GMT Time)



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Comments:This is a marvelous site!

April 29, 2011 19:20:47 (GMT Time)

Old Archived Comments from the Dustindiamondisadick.com Guestbook

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Diamond Has a Sex Groupie?

I recently discovered a website containing an article written by a woman claiming to have had some type of long-term relationship with Diamond. Although she does not explicitly mention that the relationship is sexual, she does strongly imply that it is! Here are some pictures of Diamond and the groupie. (This woman looks like the type of woman I would expect to see with Diamond.) I'm actually disappointed that the groupie isn't a dude as the gay community would like to see Diamond come out of the closet and admit to having gay lovers!

She writes:
Here’s where the story really begins: When I first moved to SLC about ten years ago, I found out that Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers himself) would be performing stand-up at a local club. How could I stay away?

I convinced my friend to go with me after work one night. Honestly, it was an innocent adventure – I thought we’d have a fun night out and that would be the end of that. I had no way of knowing that watching Dustin perform “blue” comedy would somehow make me wildly attracted to him. How could one anticipate such a thing? It’s ridiculous. So much so that I remember sitting in the audience feeling attracted to him and thinking, “I can never tell anyone about this. Am I really attracted to Screech?!? Gah!”

To illustrate how not into this night I was initially, I didn’t even bring a camera. Anyone who knows me will be shocked, but it’s true. I attended a celebrity event without a camera. As I quickly regretted that decision, after chatting with Dustin a bit after the show (where he seemed to talk right to me and ignored the rest of the line), I went to a local gas station and bought two things – a disposable camera and a cherry pie. Yes, you heard that correctly. I then proceeded (because, obviously I’m SUPER classy) to write my phone number on the cherry pie and give it to Dustin when we went back. Yikes. Ballsy. When I got back to the club, the security guy assigned to Dustin said he’d been asking about me and where I went. Good sign, right? So, we took the picture, I gave him his, er, dessert, and….well, now, see, as I mentioned before, I’m going to have to leave the rest to your imagination.





Friday, August 12, 2011

Hot Farting Video

I just discovered this hot farting video! I believe that these dudes are possibly speaking Swedish or some other Scandinavian language. I enjoyed it when the one dude inhales the other dude's fart and appeared to be in ecstasy - that scene reminded me of what Mr. Belding and AC Slater probably did to Dustin Diamond on a daily basis on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set.

I bet that my homosexual Canadian stalker, Rick Bawls, also partakes in some fart inhalation every few hours while trolling Toronto-area rest stops and gas station bathrooms.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Diamond Admits That the Screech and Mr. Belding Characters Were Gay!!!

Dustin Diamond's "Behind the Bell" autobiography/expose on his Saved By The Bell experiences hit store shelves in September 2009 and has been universally panned. I have not yet read the book myself, although I did read a recent review of the book in the Onion's AV Club. According to the Onion AV Club article, Diamond admits that his character Screech had a gay relationship with Mr. Belding, as Diamond's queer fans have suspected for years!

The article recites:
Diamond writes about how he suspected that the writers of The New Class deliberately tried to undermine him and co-star Mr. Belding (he has a name, yes, but neither you nor I should ever invoke it) by making their relationship not so much homoerotic as explicitly homosexual. According to Diamond, they’d write stage directions where Screech and Mr. Belding gaze into each other’s eyes and soulfully embrace. If Diamond is being truthful—I assume everything he says is at the very least a big exaggeration—then that is officially the most awesome shit ever. Rock on, subversive, anonymous Saved By The Bell: The New Class scribes.

Picture of Rick Bawls' "Mother"

It is well-established that my obsessive Internet stalker, a Toronto resident who calls himself "Rick Bawls," is a raging homosexual who apparently masturbates several times away while thinking about me. It is also known that Rick Bawls is the son of notorious necrophiliac serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. However, not much was known about his mother until recently.

New information has been brought to my attention about Rick's "mother." Apparently Rick's father anally deposited his unusually potent seed into the colon of a cross-dressing man known only as "Jizelle." A recent picture of Jizelle is shown below. I heard that Rick Bawls' fetus grew within Jizelle's rectum until one day when Jizelle thought he was taking a massive dump only to look down into the toilet and see the baby Rick Bawls looking back at him!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Video Clip of Rick Bawls Getting Knocked Out

Rick Bawls started a riot in Toronto last week after the closing of his favorite rest stop and then traveled to Vancouver to participate in the Vancouver riot this week! Rick is seen in this video hitting an overturned car over and over with a metal club. Rick is the one with the black hair wearing the long-sleeve blue shirt and the plaid newsboy cap.

Rick Bawls walked away for a little bit when the Good Samaritan in the black Adidas jacket ("the Adidas guy") showed up and told him to stop. However, Rick returned and attempted to light the car on fire, enraging the Adidas guy. Rick finally turned to leave after the Adidas guy threw a haymaker at Rick but missed. Rick had a disgusted look on his face as he walked away and was clocked on the side of his head by another guy. Rick apparently has a glass jaw, because he immediately crumpled to the ground. Rick totally deserved what happened to him in this video - maybe next time he'll think twice before participating in a riot! I have it on good authority that Rick woke up 45 minutes later in a gas station bathroom covered in shit and semen and his blue shirt was soaked with piss!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Riot in Toronto After Rest Stop Closure

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