Dennis Haskins' Illegitimate Child?

According to Wikipedia, the world's most trusted source of news, Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) has a child named Brian. This is in addition to his other son, Dustin, who was apparently named after Dustin Diamond. I guess that Belding sure got busy during the early 1990s! I wonder whether Brian was born out of wedlock...

Important Questions for Diamond - Part II

Here are more important and serious questions for Diamond that I posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years. Diamond has rudely failed to respond to any of these for unexplained reasons:

Jul 7, 2006
Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! Are you interested? You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up!


Jun 26, 2006
Screech, when you were a little kid, did you enjoy the feeling you experienced when taking a huge dump? Did you have an epiphany and think to yourself "hey, if large things can go out of my ass, maybe large things can also go into my ass?" Or did you learn to enjoy the rapes at the hands of Mr. Belding in the locker room at Bayside?


Jun 12, 2006
Leaky Ass Queer, maybe Diamond uses a colostomy bag because of all of the damage caused by the anal rapes by Belding, Slater, Zack, Tuttle, Milo, and Zack's dad.


Jun 8, 2006
Diamond, would you mind if I gave you a "Dizzy Gillespie"? I'm pretty sure someone posted an explanation of that sex move here once before. Anyway, it involves me sitting on your mouth and farting. Your cheeks will then fill up with my smelly ass gas, and will look puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie's when the famous musician would play his trumpet!!! Call me soon, butt-buddy!!!!!!!!


May 29, 2006
Diamond, please set up a 24-hour web cam in your bedroom so that you can broadcast your sexual exploits to the world! I want to see how many times Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle donkey punch you each night! Please make the appropriate arrangements soon. Thanks buddy!!!!!


May 26, 2006
Screech, which robot was gentler on your asshole when raping you? Kevin from the original series or "Robot" from the New Class? Is it true that you had your mom throw out Kevin after you discovered that he stole your "Pac Man" and "Pitfall" Atari cartridges and traded them for a huge metal penis that he used while raping you?


May 23, 2006
Diamond, when Mr. Tuttle takes a dump in your mouth, do chew on his smelly turds for several minutes in an effort to savor the taste, or do you gobble it down right away? Please get back to me soon, buddy, as this is an important and serious question.


May 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you like to gargle with a mouthful of semen after you wake up in the morning? Since Diamond never answers these questions, do any of the other queers who post here know if this is true? Please get back to me soon. Thanks guys!


May 15, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when you were a child Belding was having an affair with Mrs. Powers? Is it also true that Belding used to shit in your play sandbox and you would play with it and make various objects out of it as though his feces were Play-Doh or some kind of clay? When you arrived at Bayside and Belding made you roll around Tuttle's and his own poo, did that bring back any pleasant memories from your childhood? Do you still think about Belding's smelly excrement when you jerk off? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


May 2, 2006
Diamond I have an important and serious question for you and I would appreciate a prompt response. Specifically, which holds more semen - your butthole or your mouth? Please get back to me soon!


Apr 19, 2006
Screech, do you think you'd mind if Mr. Dewey were to intentionally infect you with Bubonic Plague? Is it cool with you if he lets infected rats nip at your limbs and then lodges them, one at a time, up your poop chute? This is a serious and important question. Let me know soon! Thanks.


Apr 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that every Friday and Saturday night you head over to an outhouse at the local state park where you built your own "shit" gloryhole? Is it true that random dudes who you've never even met before form a line 30+ people deep and each take turns shitting in the outhouse? Is it also true that you lay down 15 inches below the toilet seat so that when the shit leaves their assholes it lands directly in your mouth and on your face? Is it further true that you contracted typhoid from this practice? Please get back to me soon - I'm dying to know.

Has anyone else heard rumors about this? Let me know. Thanks, fellow faggots.


Apr 13, 2006
Hey Diamond, what are you going to do when people think of you more as a queer icon than a former child star? Do you think you'll star in some gay porn with Mr. Belding? Please provide a quick answer as this is a simple but important and serious question.

Important Questions for Diamond - Part I

I have written some important and serious questions for Diamond over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years, but Diamond has yet to respond to any of these for some unexplained reason:

Posted: Apr 10, 2006
Diamond, is it true that for your 22nd birthday, Belding and you took a tour of San Francisco? Is it also true that Belding would force you into public restroom stalls and then tore off your Zubaz and buttslammed you while making you lick the various HIV+ juices off the toilet seats which hadn't been cleaned for about 15 years?

You haven't been good at answering the questions in this message thread, so I must humbly request that you show some respect for your queer fans by getting back to me quickly.

In case Diamond doesn't get back to me, do any of the other queers who post here know if these allegations are true? I'm dying to know!


Posted: Apr 3, 2006
Diamond, my balls are full of sperm. Let's meet up at a gas station bathroom stall immediately so that you can drain my balls for me! Are you up for that? Thanks buddy!


Posted: Mar 27 2006
Screech, I have a question about the times when Rod Belding visited Bayside. Specifically, did Rod ever give you a reach-around when he pounded his schlong into your ass? Also, did you ever tell him it was ok with you if he ass-slammed you (I would bet that the answer is "no" - that would have taken the fun out of it for Rod)?


Posted: Mar 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that Belding used to carve swastikas into your queer hairless chest while assraping you?


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you, Belding, and Tuttle are going to star in a made-for-adult-tv movie, "Brokeback Bayside"???


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I pick you up after one of your shows and drive you over to a spa? Would you mind if we sat naked in the spa I tied you up with rope so you couldn't get up and leave? Is it also cool if I unleashed an enormous shit in the spa and then got out of the spa and wiped my ass clean with your jew-fro leaving you alone by yourself to sit with my watery waste? Please get back to me soon!


Posted: Feb 22 2006
Diamond, is it true that Mrs. Powers had an affair with Mr. Belding while she was pregnant with you, Screech? Is it also true that the first time you saw Belding's penis was when you were in Mrs. Powers' womb and he had rough sex with her? Is it true that his massive principal schlong almost poked out your eye when you were a tiny growing fetus? Is it true that he trusted himself so forcefully into Mrs. Powers that your fetus self was twisted completely around and Belding splattered his load all over your fetus body? Is it true that the contact between your tiny fetus head and Belding's potent jism somehow caused a mutation in your DNA that resulted in pubic hair growing on your head, eventually resulting in your trademark jew-fro? Please get back to me and let me know what happened.


Posted: Feb 21, 2006
Diamond is it cool with you if we play a queer "fireman" game together? I envision drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew and pretending that your huge gonzo nose is on fire. I will also pretend that my penis is a fire hose and put out the imaginary fire on your nose with my piss. Are you interested? I hope you're thirsty (for my piss)!!! We can also light your nose on fire with a blowtorch if you think that will make things more realistic.


Posted: Feb 13, 2006
Diamond, is it true that the Kennedy family used to pass you around as a gay sex toy? Is it true that Ted Kennedy used to get piss drunk, eat some Taco Bell, and then unleash a drunken spray of smelly diarrhea all over your face and jew-fro? Is it also true that were were under John F. Kennedy Jr.'s desk sucking him off all of those times that he failed the NY Bar exam, and that he was butt-slamming you right before his plane crashed down in 1999 and that you narrowly cheated death by jumping out at the last second with a parichute? Is it also true that you were bare-ass naked as you parachuted to the ground and suffered a painful burning on your skin due to the air resistance and that you punctured your hairless nut-sack when you landed in a tree with pointy branches?


Posted: Feb 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when Belding took you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Tuttle to the L.A. Zoo you were really looking forward to seeing the giant sea turtle? Is it also true that Slater told you he had a "turtlehead" in his pants? Is it true that he then pulled down his pants and showed you the shit-turtlehead sticking out of his butthole and then made you eat it?


Posted: Jan 24, 2006
Diamond, where does Belding rest his lit doobie when he's ass-raping you? Does he stick it in your jew-fro?


Posted: Jan 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge Taco Bell shit in a bag of little chocolate donuts and then make you eat all of the shit-covered donuts while jagging you in the ass with a baseball bat?


Posted: Jan 4, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I have sweaty unprotected buttsex with some random dude at a rest stop "gloryhole" and then drive over to your place and make you lick that dude's shit off my cock? This is a very serious question and I would greatly appreciate your prompt response.


Posted: Jan 3, 2006
Screech, remember when you contracted all of those STDs from Belding, Tuttle, Dewey, James the Actor, Max, Slater, and Zack's dad from all of the times that they ass-raped you against your will? Does it bother you knowing that that none of them ever gave you a reach-around while defiling you? Does it piss you off that your mom, Mrs. Powers, never believed you when you told her that you were a victim of homosexual rape because she just assumed that you were a flaming queer? Please contact me to discuss.


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I eat some burritoes and then take a huge Taco Bell shit in your frying pan? Also, would you mind if I heat the shit up on your stove and made you inhale the fumes of my frying shit? Would it also be ok if, after heating up the shit, I left the stove on "high," forced your face into the flame to ignite your neatly trimmed beard, and then left the flame on until your house burned down? Please contact me to discuss and let me know if you are "hip" to my plan.

P.S. Which would technically be considered to be more "flaming," your stove or you?


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge shit on your chin and then scoop up the shit with a spoon and lodge all of it up into your nostrils? Also, would you mind if I teabag you after my shit hardens inside of your nose, making it impossible for you to breathe from your nose? Please get back to me immediately, as this is a serious and important question!


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I heat up some hot bacon grease in a frying pan and fire it right in your face and then smack you in the face with the pan? Would you mind if I dumped a gallon of boiling hot water on your tiny cock and balls and then stuck a couple Barbie Dolls up your ass while my stereo plays the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I stomp on your hairless pre-pubescent nutsack while wearing golf cleats? Also, you you mind if I stick a red-hot fireplace poker up your ass? Please contact me to discuss!


Posted: Dec 12, 2005
Diamond, you can call me "Fred Flintstone," because I will make your "bed rock!!!" Call me, you gay icon!

Do you like fast food? Because I've got a nice big "whopper" in my pants for you! I'll feed it to you rectally!

Hot Picture of Carrot Top Interviewing Dustin Diamond!

I found this nice picture of Carrot Top interviewing Diamond! I think was taken when Diamond was visiting the Sundance Film Festival in Colorado back in 2006:

Picture of Dustin Diamond with "Road Ass"?

Dustin Diamond has mentioned that he sometimes meets "road ass" (his term!) while out on his comedy club tours. Here are some pictures of Diamond with an obese young woman. If wonder if they hooked up - she reminds me of a young Dennis Haskins. She's fat enough to be in his next porno!

Gay Dustin-Diamond Related Fantasies

Here are some "Remember when..." gay fantasies I wrote about Dustin Diamond. Have fun jerking it to these!

"Rectal Bleeding" episode recap
Posted: Apr 24 2008

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were being viciously raped in the shower of the Bayside boy's locker room after gym class? Remember how AC Slater, Ox, Mr. Belding, Milo and janitor, and Coach Rizzo all took turns tagging your ass? Remember when Belding pulled his cock out of your ass and shoved it into your mouth and said "yeah, take that load, Diamond!" as he shot his cum down your throat? Remember when the producer yelled "cut" and the scene had to be reshot because Belding had accidently called you "Diamond" instead of "Screech"? You sure experienced rectal bleeding in that episode!


"Diamond Takes a Shower" recap
Posted: Apr 25 2008

Diamond, do you remember that episode where there was a water shortage and nobody could shower after gym class? Remember when you complained because you got sweaty playing basketball and had b.o. and therefore needed a shower to clean up? Remember when Coach Sonski got really mad at you because you were being annoying and eventually agreed to let you have a shower? Remember when you got naked and walked into the shower room and saw that everyone else from class was naked and also standing in the shower room? Remember how Mr. Belding was also standing naked in the shower room for some unknown reason even though he had nothing to do with your gym class? Remember when Coach Sonski told everyone to give you a shower and then every pissed on you and then jerked off and blew their loads all over you? You sure became an expert on golden showers and cum showers in that episode!


"The Coke Machine" recap
Posted: May 7 2008

Diamond, remember that episode where Belding purchased a new Coca-Cola vending machine for the Bayside cafeteria? Remember how it was a vintage Coke machine that vended Coke in 16-oz glass bottles? Remember how you were Belding's assistant at the time and he asked you if you wanted to go grab a Coke with him? Remember when you two walked to the cafeteria together? Remember when Mr. Belding pinched your butt as you walked through the hall and you blushed because you had a huge crush on Belding? Remember when Belding asked you for 35 cents for the machine to purchase a Coke? Remember how you were still blushing and quickly handed over the change to Belding? Remember when Belding purchased a Coke and then said, "Hey Diamond, I need a can opener to get off the cap!" and then pulled down your Zubaz sweatpants and used your asshole to pop off the cap, tearing it horribly in the process and causing anal bleeding? Remember when Belding got mad because you were bleeding on the floor and smashed the glass Coke bottle over your head and then viciously sodomized you with the bottle while laughing his ass off? Remember when Milo the janitor emerged from behind a table and walked over and robbed you? Remember when Belding walked back to his office and Milo left to mop the gym floor, leaving you laying in a pool of your own blood on the floor? Remember when the front door of the Coke machine swung open and Mr. Tuttle fell out? Remember how Mr. Tuttle was completely naked and had jizzed all over the Coke bottles in the machine? Diamond, you sure learned about the dangers of drinking too much soda in that episode!!!!!!

Security Camera Image of Diamond at an Arby's

Diamond met his fake wife at an Arby's when she was in line buying a Beef 'n Cheddar sandwich, as discussed on this website. Here is a depiction of what can be seen on an Arby's security camera when Diamond is in line ordering food for his fake wife (Dner at the Dustin Diamond Love forum created this image):

Picture of Dustin Diamond and His Gay Lover?

I found this nice picture of Dustin Diamond and some other dude who appears to be his gay lover. Diamond must enjoy it when his gay lover dresses up as "The Fonz" from Happy Days. I found this picture on Dustin Diamond's Wikipedia page, so I have to assume that it was Dustin Diamond's idea to add it to his own page.

Does anyone know if this guy really is Diamond's gay lover? If so, has he ever given Diamond a sweaty pair of Arabian Googles or made Diamond toss his salad?

Diamond's #1 Fan?

I think that I may have found Diamond's #1 fan. Does anyone know if this fruit is Diamond's biggest fan?

Does Diamond have a "wizard's sleeve"????

Does anyone know if Diamond sports a "wizard's sleeve"?? For those of you who don't know, a "wizard's sleeve" is an asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

I'll bet that Belding, Tuttle, A.C. Slater, Zack Morris' dad, Kevin the robot, and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss) probably had unprotected buttsex with Diamond so many times that Diamond's butthole drapes open even when not in use. Does anyone know the truth???

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 22)

25th May 2007 - 02:02:24 PM

82099 : Kurt Steinberg

Turd Ferguson (82098) and Vaq (82088), you both have blinders on to the world! "Dustin Diamond" is merely the stage name for Max Goldberg. Someone in the Screen Actor's Guild had already claimed the name "Max Goldberg," and so Max chose to act under the name "Dustin Diamond." Come on, that name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made up when you think about it, doesn't it?

25th May 2007 - 11:31:47 AM

82097 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when you are pulling a train with Belding and Tuttle, who does you from the back and who in in the front? Also, after blowing his load, does Belding trun around, bend over, and say "Choo choo" while blasting a wet fart right in your face? Please get back to me soon, buddy!

24th May 2007 - 11:35:52 PM

82086 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that A.C. Slater hired you to help him smuggle illegal aliens across the Mexico-U.S. border? Remember when he drove a U-Haul van while you stayed in the storage portion with a bunch of Mexican nationals? Remember how they were all gay and they used you as their "comfort Jew"? Remember when you contracted several STD and your zoinker was really itchy? You really got fucked over, didn't you?

24th May 2007 - 06:19:15 PM

82079 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, if I were to eat a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and then sit on your face and drop ass, do you think you would mind?

24th May 2007 - 05:10:26 PM

82075 : Kurt Steinberg

Grow Up (82074), Diamond would definitely not invest in municipal bonds (neither should you in you're under 40). I could see Diamond pissing his t-shirt money away on a get-rich-quick scheme. I saw an infomercial for a stock market options trading scam the other day. I could totally see Diamond wasting all of the money from his t-shirt scam on something like that.

24th May 2007 - 01:18:26 PM

82071 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, does it bother you when you think about the fact that a fry cook at Bruger King makes more moeny than you (and attracts better women!)?

23rd May 2007 - 12:20:33 PM

82030 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thank you for finally taking the time to delete the spam. It's about time this guestbook gayed up! You are a gay icon and are doing a service to queers around the world by using this website to promote your homosexual agenda. Thanks buddy!

23rd May 2007 - 09:57:51 AM

82020 : Kurt Steinberg

The real Dustin Diamond (message 82002), I heard that you yelled out "That's a spicy meatball!" in your best Italian-sounding voice while gobbling down the turd that Belding had left in your spaghetti lunch that was stashed away in your Dukes of Hazzard lunch box. Are you sure that didn't happen?

23rd May 2007 - 12:28:29 AM

82000 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that Mr. Belding used to ocassionally break into your locker at Bayside and take shits in your Dukes of Hazzard lunch box? I heard he did that one time when you had brought spaghetti for lunch, and when you picked up a meaty Belding turd with your fork at lunchtime and started eating it, you said "that's a spicy meatball!" Please confirm if this is true. Thanks, buddy!

22nd May 2007 - 04:35:35 PM

81975 : Kurt Steinberg

JewveBeenFramed, Katana/Interceptor3 is asking about you: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0646943/board/nest/74884473?d=74960311

22nd May 2007 - 10:23:34 AM

81942 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you have irritable bowel syndorme? Is that why you kept farting on the Celebrity Fit Club set, especially during hte kayak race? Did Belding and Tuttle damage your colon when spitroasting you all of those times at Bayside?

21st May 2007 - 10:57:52 AM

81866 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why did you keep farting during the kayak race on Celebrity Fit Club? You're so disgusting that you didn't even care that they were recording you at the time! Were you out at the Taco Bell dumpsters the night before and that's why you had the gas problem?

21st May 2007 - 10:42:08 AM

81865 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you remember that time when your were a student at Bayside and Slater smacked you in the head with a kickball and everyone (including coach Sonski) started laughing when you fell over? Remember when you went crying to Belding and he gave you a tender hug and made you feel a lot better? Remember how you stopped feeling better when Belding's wandering hands reached down into your Zubaz and grasped your tiny cock? Remember when he punched you in your tiny pre-pubescient ballbag and you fell over in pain? Remmebre when Belding tore off your Zubaz and his huge middle-aged cock played "hide-and-go-seek" inside your asshole? That was a bad day for you, wasn't it?

21st May 2007 - 12:51:51 AM

81849 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, do you remember the Senifeld epsiode where George Costanza is interviewing for a job with a company and the hiring person leaves before definitively saying whether George had the job? George showed up the next week when that guy was out of town and started working on the "Penske file." The reason I bring it up is because the guy who hired George in that episode was named "Mr. Tuttle." Is it true that the Mr. Tuttle from Seinfeld and the Mr. Tuttle from Saved By the Bell stalked you on the NBC studio lot? Did they jump you and drag you into Dennis Haskins' trailer where they proceeded to spit-roast you in front of Dennis? I'm pretty sure I saw an article about this in Entertainment Weekly a few years ago, but I thought I should ask you for some inside details. Thanks, buddy!

17th May 2007 - 01:56:45 PM

81747 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, you sure were a dick in that video clip!

14th May 2007 - 04:20:36 PM

81707 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when Mr. Belding is violently ass-slamming you, is it true that he refuses to give you a reach around and instead makes you jerk off your own tiny cock? What about when you and Ross the Intern were making love on the Celebrity Fit Club set? Did Ross ever give you a reach-around while stretching out your butthole?

31st December 1969 - 06:00:00 PM

81694 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when you were having sex with Ross the Intern on the rowdy Celebrity Fit Club set, who was the pitcher and who was the catcher?

31st December 1969 - 06:00:00 PM

81689 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, thanks for finally deleting some of the spam that has been posted here. To show my appreciation, I'd like to give you a nice gift! Please meet me in the bathroom at the Phillips 66 gas station on Wilshire on the west side of Beverly Hills. Come to the second bathroom stall, knock three times and then say the code word "Zoinks! Zoinks!" I will then let you in give you some unprotected buttsex. After I am done ass-slamming you, I will take a shit in your jew-fro and then dunk your head in the filthy toilet! Let's hook up, buddy. Check out this nice e-card I made for you. It's it great that you have such caring fans? http://www.bluemountain.com/view.pd?i=168193331&m=3082&source=bma992

06th May 2007 - 01:20:20 AM

81177 : Kurt Steinberg

Princess Peussie, quit posting here, SHITHEAD! Nobody likes you. Milo the janitor ought to track you down and sodomize you with his mop and then brun you with his crack pipe. Remember this story about you? "15th May 2005 - 11:22:34 PM 13557 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!"

03rd May 2007 - 04:09:12 PM

80984 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why did you let the spammer post all of those non-gay spam messages here? I'll have you know that it took me an extra 87 seconds to find a hot queer fantasy to read while rubbing one out. Diamond, when I'm at work masturbating while reading posts here, I cannot afford to spend that much time looking for spank-worthy posts! What would happen if someone had walked into my office and my pants were off? Also, don't you realize that my leather office chair quicky starts to smell like ass when I sit on it naked after having eaten Taco Bell for lunch? What in the hell is wrong with you?!!! I demand that you ban the spammers and delete the spam that has been posted recently!

01st May 2007 - 09:49:23 AM

80698 : Kurt Steinberg

Hopper, I'm going to track you down and make your Italian ass pay for spamming up this board! This is a QUEERS-only message board. Diamond set up this guestbook as a service to his homosexual fans, so that they can have a cnetralized place with which to freely exchange gay fantasies involving him being sodomized and abused by the other dudes on SBTB. Your spam is clogging up this board and making it harder for raging homosexuals like myself to find spank-worthy posts to read while rubbing one out. That really upset me! I'm going to eat some Taco Bell and then drop trow, bend over, and spray diarrhea all over your greasy head. Let's hook up!

27th April 2007 - 05:19:17 PM

80313 : Kurt Steinberg

Tank-ass, what is the deal with all of this spam?? You queer fans are having difficulty finding hot spanyworthy posts amid a sea of spam. I demand that you delete this spam right away! I promise I'll drop a nice big deuce onto your neatly trimmed beard if you do this right now. Your tiny cock must be rock hard right now while you think about this great offer!!

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 21)

26th April 2007 - 04:16:12 PM

80203 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I demand that you delete the spam that he been posted here immediately! Hey, did any of the queers who post here leave this comment on the Perez Hilton website: "Ummm...no. And Perez, why haven't you outed HIM yet? He lied about being married to his GF (no, he's not divorced, he LIED about being married), and has had several gay trysts (and rumor has it, he had an illicit affair with Mr. Belding- not a joke). eh 44 Apr 25,2007 | 9:38.47 PM "

25th April 2007 - 10:31:21 PM

80158 : Kurt Steinberg

Princess Peussie, I swear the you are the biggest faggot on the face of the earth, even bigger than Diamond or Katana500. Leave and never come back. Your long posts are stupid and just take up space. Nobody reads them.

25th April 2007 - 06:10:01 PM

80154 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, when are you going to compile all of the messages that have been posted here into a book? Team up with Max Goldberg and get this done. Get rid of the spam and posts by Princess Peussie in the final edition. Also, I think it would be great if you mention in the foreward to the book how often you visit this geustbooks, how many loads you've blown while reading the queer fantasies posted here, etc. Also, be sure to acknowledge the most prominent posters, including me. Thanks, buddy! - Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2007 - 10:19:32 AM

80149 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, does it turn you on when you think about all of the faggots who want to use your mouth as a toilet?

24th April 2007 - 05:25:27 PM

80141 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, there's a nice pool in the back of the hotel where a bunch of dudes can go for a swim, take dumps, and have hot unprotected buttsex!

24th April 2007 - 04:30:22 PM

80139 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamondcutter, I just did a google search and discovered that there is a Taco Bell somewhere in the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas. http://p.vtourist.com/682501-Excalibur_hotel-Las_Vegas.jpg That's where a bunch of the queers who post here need to meet on July 16, 2007 to celebrate the opening of Diamond's guestbook. Diamond has done so much to promote homosexuality since opening this website. I wonder how many heteros have been turned gay by this guestbook?

24th April 2007 - 12:44:14 PM

80135 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, this was the first post where I informed you that I wanted to spray diarrhea all over you! It kind of snowballed from there... 21st June 2003 - 10:59:47 PM 3051 : Kurt Steinberg Dustin, let's get together. I want to take you out on a date and then afterwards I'll show you my apartment. I'll eat lots of burritos before our date, so that we can have fun at my apartment. You can lie down on my bed, and then I'll get naked and drop ass in your face. Finally, I'll spray diarrhea all over your hair! I'm waiting for your call! - Kurt

24th April 2007 - 12:39:08 PM

80133 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, this was the first post where I informed everyone that this is a queers-only guestbook. Aren't you glad I did that? 29th March 2003 - 12:43:19 AM 2152 : Kurt Steinberg SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!!

24th April 2007 - 12:20:27 PM

80131 : Kurt Steinberg

diamondcutter, in honor of the 6-year anniversary of Diamond's guestbook, I propose that a bunch of the queers who post here meet up someplace special. Key West won't do this time - we need to hook up somewhere else. There's many nice truck stops in the Las Vegas area where we can meet up for some initial swordfights. That will just be our icebreaker. We should then drive in my pink Camaro over to the old crappy casinos off the strip. I think they are within walking distance of a McDonald's and a bus station. I'd like to spitroast some black jack players at one of the $5 tables. Afterward we can take a cab to the Bellagio casino and sneak over to the hotel part and take dumps in the pool and then head over to the Tabu club, which I believe is in the MGM complex. Belding was photographed there carrying this woman: http://vegasexposure.com/Pictures/vx_scene_9-13-19/IMG_8039.jpg

24th April 2007 - 09:50:19 AM

80129 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, The 6-year anniversary of the opening of your guestbook is quickly arriving. The first post was entered at 07:05:39 AM on July 26, 2001. The guesbook quickly went gay, with the first gay post being entered a mere 16 minutes later, at 07:21:48 AM on the same day. What are you going to do to celebrate? You must have lost thousands of loads over the years from the hot queer fantasies posted here.

24th April 2007 - 09:29:00 AM

80128 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer, I missed your gem the other day: " 22nd April 2007 - 02:34:22 AM 80107 : Deucer Hey Scrodge, remember the episode where you payed a homeless black guy $10 to come back to your place and take a dump on you? Remember how he dropped his filthy, lice-ridden pants and unloaded a belly-load of sludgy, green-red, tapeworm-infested blood-streaked butt-sludge right in your face? Remember how the bum died shortly after from a chronic intestinal condition? Remember how you caught hepatitis B and nearly died? You sure got your just desserts that time!"

23rd April 2007 - 12:47:26 AM

80114 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey tank-ass, you sure are a turd on Celebrity Fit Club. No wonder everyone in Hollywood hates you!

19th April 2007 - 03:25:53 PM

80091 : Kurt Steinberg

Cho Seung-Hui is a fuck who deserved to be assraped by Belding and Tuttle. Much like Diamond, Cho Seung-Hui deserves to be splashed with HIV juice from Belding's huge cock.

19th April 2007 - 12:43:12 AM

80082 : Kurt Steinberg

How much do you want to bet that Janet is actually Janet Reno, the manly attorney general under the Clinton administration?

18th April 2007 - 04:52:36 PM

80077 : Kurt Steinberg

http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=Dustin&action=display&thread=1121180746&page=1 "He`s Married?? « Thread Started on 7/12/05 at 10:05 » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I found this at ohnotheydidnt LJ Community. My question is...He`s Married? Huh? When did that happen! I live in Milwaukee (WI) and Screech (I'm sure he has a real name, but hell if I know it) lives in the 'burbs around here somewhere. I work at the Hot Topic at one of said 'burbs and about two months ago he came in with his wife. I didn't know if it was actually him or just someone who looked unfortunately like him until the girls from Pretzel Maker came rushing over into our store and asked for his autograph. That was funny in and of it self, but it gets better: Screech is a true Wisconsin man - that is, he has a serious gut but isn't fat anywhere else. This point was made all the more amusing when he was looking at belts and asked my co-worker and I if we thought that "this 36" would fit him - yeah after him trying it on, helll naw. He ended up buying a 40 incher of some horrid description as well as three different Nightmare Before Christmas perfumes - we assumed for the wifey - and some other random stuff, for a grand total of $150ish in cash. Who knew he was such a baller? In any case, he was pretty stand-offish when it came to the autographs and apparently really HATES it when people call him "Screech." Okay, whatever Screech. Nice belt, Screech. So you dig that perfume, Screech? Me too, Screech. "

18th April 2007 - 10:08:38 AM

80068 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey tank-ass, how much weight did you lose on Celebrity Fit Club? Is it true that everyone hated you because you kept sexually harrassing Ross the Internet and Ant, the two raging homosexuals on the show with you? Is it also true that you would sneak out to Arby's to eat Beef 'n Cheddars and get some hot ass by the Arby's dumpsters?

16th April 2007 - 04:27:37 PM

80045 : Kurt Steinberg

It's about time that you guys paid me a visit in Key West. The whole area is overrun with queers - you're bound to get tons of hot male ass! A hot and spicy 21-year-old Cuban immigrant suched me off behind this Key West monument on Saturday evening: http://www.davestravelcorner.com/articles/keywest/Key-West-Monument-Cuba.jpg There's an old abandoned railroad bridge that runs parallel to the main highway through the various Florida Keys. http://www.keywest.com/robophotos/9.jpg You might remember it from the Arnold Schwartzenegger movie "True Lies." It was severaly damaged during a hurricane in 1935. I have personally enjoyed some hot all-male orgies on various sections of that bridge! I once took a shit in some dude's mouth while families with their children were driving by on the bridge currently in use! Seeing the disgusted looks on their faces was so hot!!!

12th April 2007 - 10:13:15 AM

79978 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer, it's almost a guarantee that Belding's polyesther pants that he bought at the 2-for-1 sale don't fit right. He's pretty tubby and has difficulty finding pants that fit around his barrell ass. Belding almost certainly spends a lot of money on gay porn, trips to San Francisco and Key West, and on legal fees defending himself against charges of molestation. So when there's a sale on pants, Belding is there! I bet that Belding wears the same pair every day of the week to save on laudry costs. However, all of the burritos that Salter cooks for him give Belding gas, causing him to fart quite a bit and make his pants small rank. He probably can get some of the smell out by rubbing them all over Diamond's poofy jew-fro.

11th April 2007 - 02:18:22 PM

79967 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer (message 79957), Belding must have sweat quite a bit in those polyesther Sears pants, because I don't think polyesther allows in as much air flow as would cotton pants. Belding's polyesther pants probably reek of ass when he takes them off! Do you think it turned on Screech when Belding would drop the pants and Screech smelled several of Belding's stale farts?

11th April 2007 - 02:12:08 PM

79966 : Kurt Steinberg

lost a fan, how dare you cast your judgment on Diamond! Any one can tell, based on the 15-year-old picture on the main page and all the misspellings (including Diamond's own name), that Diamond created this website in a rush 5 years ago. He's been so busy that he hasn't had time to update. If Diamond wants to promote homosexuality and the practice of receiving Hot Karls from random dudes, what is it to you? Just because Diamond may have given Belding a rusty trombone on a rowdy Saved By The Bell set doesn't mean that he's a bad person! This is a QUEERS-only guestbook and you should probably stop posting here. If you don't want to teabag Diamond while jerking off and then blow your load on his bird chest, you should leave forever!

10th April 2007 - 04:25:03 PM

79950 : Kurt Steinberg

Goldberg, please post a link to your .pdf from the dustindiamond.com UDRP ruling. Thanks. - Kurt Steinberg

09th April 2007 - 05:36:41 PM

79939 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey tank-ass, does it turn you on knowing that 79939 messages have been posted in your guestbook, and 97% of them have a queer-theme? Do you masturbate while reading the posts here? I sure do!

08th April 2007 - 06:24:26 PM

79933 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why is your zoinker so small? Is it try that you used to yell out "zoinks" whenever Belding would smack you in the groin with a tire iron?

31st March 2007 - 12:23:24 AM

79883 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey chubs, you should hook up with Mr. Tuttle in your next porn movie. I've sure that Tuttle could use the money and the ass.

29th March 2007 - 12:16:51 AM

79876 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey shithead, I just tried to get on your dustindiamondlove.com website. Did you take it down? Diamond, I demand the you bring it back up immediately. Afterward, I will reward ytou by taking a dump in your mouth! You must be creaming your pants right now just thinking about this tremendous opportunity!!

22nd March 2007 - 03:09:42 PM

79843 : Kurt Steinberg

jon, what are you talking about? If you are a deranged and deviant homosexual (like 97% of the people who read messages and post here), this website is awesome. It's chock full of hot spank material!!!

21st March 2007 - 05:38:48 PM

79834 : Kurt Steinberg

Screech, remember when you were so proud of yourself because your mom bought you that Garfield phone? Remember when Belding sodomized you with it?

21st March 2007 - 09:50:40 AM

79831 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I still want to know whether it is true that you have had your anal fallopian tubes tied so that you can no longer give birth to any more butt babies? Please let me know, buddy.

15th March 2007 - 03:49:08 PM

79808 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I just realized that it was over 4 years ago when I posted my first comment here. I bet you figured that the novelty of this guestbook would wear off after a couple months and people would stop posting their gay fantasies... " 13th January 2003 - 09:06:08 PM 1589 : Kurt Steinberg Dustin Diamond, I love you!!! You are a young Jack Nicolson!!! I want to squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!! - Kurt "

12th March 2007 - 11:59:56 PM

79792 : Kurt Steinberg

These anti-gay clips from the 1950s are hilarious. Diamond should have watched these before he attended Bayside. this one is great - there's even a part about public restrooms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4enfUyGWSY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA

12th March 2007 - 11:35:46 PM

79791 : Kurt Steinberg

Here's some proof that people actually do the shit we write about here: (fart in face) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeumBfEBBpM&mode=related&search= urinal dump at Taco Bell - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDXWyyfngA

09th March 2007 - 01:13:30 PM

79762 : Kurt Steinberg

Dr. Elbow, did you rub one out when you saw Diamond? I ask because that's what I did when I watched him in the Miss Bayside episode the other day.

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 20)

08th March 2007 - 03:18:37 PM

79750 : Kurt Steinberg

Dner, I work out at Ramone's Gym down on 6th Street in Key West. It's just past the White Swallow bar. They validate for the pink parking lot across the street. It's not designated as an all-gay gym, although most of the patrons are flaming.

08th March 2007 - 02:18:21 PM

79746 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey guys, I was at the gym yesterday lifting weights. As usual, I was wearing my Zubaz without underwear. After about 30 minutes of lunges, squats, and leg presses, the entire weight room was beginning to smell like my asshole. So then this weak kid with a giant jew fro walks in and asked me to spot for him on the bench press. This kid was a totall pussy and only put 5lb weights on each side of the bar. Then we started doing a couple reps and was struggling. I knew he would need my help on the third rep and so I immediately dropped my Zubaz and turned around so that my butthole was about 2 inches from his face and ripped a nasty wet fart while he was struggling to lift his rep. He was overcome by my fart and dropped the bar down onto his chest. His hands were occupied trying to lift the bar and I knew he was now defenseless against my aggressions. I then dunked my nuts in his mouth until I blew my load and cleaned his face with a golden shower. A couple other dudes saw what was happening and immediately dropped their shorts and started jerking off. After everyone had blown a few loads, we finally lifted the bar off the little pussy's chest. His ribs were bruised pretty badly, but I think he'll be ok. Unfortunately, I don't think he'll visit my gym again. :(

08th March 2007 - 10:22:53 AM

79744 : Kurt Steinberg

Didn't Screech also get caught licking the skidmarks on Belding's tattered underwear when Belding was swimming a few laps (while completely naked) at the Bayside pool?

07th March 2007 - 08:59:54 PM

79738 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Turd Ferguson, thanks for the head-up. I definitely plan on watching Diamond's appearances on Celebrity Fit club while I;m completely naked and masturbating. I intend to lose several loads per episode while I watch Diamond's lazy and chunky pale ass get fatter and fatter while the other contestants lose weight during the course of the show. My sofa is bound to have lots of semen stains by the time summer arrives! Thanks Diamond.

07th March 2007 - 08:26:24 AM

79733 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, is it true that your penis is the size of a Tic-Tac, whereas Belding's is the size of a Pringles can?

06th March 2007 - 02:34:53 PM

79730 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, you missed your chance to hook up with this morbidly obese 873-lb woman before she dided. :( You should have hung around the Arby's until she waddled in and hit on her. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4575169.html

06th March 2007 - 12:11:04 AM

79727 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, let's play "Gym Class." I just made it up. The rules of this game are simple - I roll a kickball across the ground while you chase after it. I will run after you and kick you in your tiny "ball bag" if I catch up to you. I will continue doing this until you pass out. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about playing this game with me!

05th March 2007 - 09:38:47 PM

79725 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, why is your penis so small?

02nd March 2007 - 10:57:17 AM

79699 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, did you ever tell your parents about any of the things that used to happen to you on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set? Did your parents cry or laugh at your tales of Cleveland Steamers, Rusty Trombones, and Arabian Goggles?

01st March 2007 - 11:56:42 AM

79690 : Kurt Steinberg

Deucer, I've often thought about purchasing my own spa for some hot homosexual scat orgies. However, my friend Scott had a scat party in his spa and his spa ended up being ruined because little chunks of shit (and corn and peanuts that were in the shit) clogged up the drainage system and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage. Does one of your buddies lick the shit off of the floor and walls of the spa when you are done? If Diamond would visit you could use his brillo-like jew-fro to scrub down the spa when you are done and to soak up the piss and semen!

28th February 2007 - 01:45:03 PM

79682 : Kurt Steinberg

Dner, I have been to the Pump Room many times in the past. However, my most recent spa experience took place at the Rim Room - I think that both are owned by JM J Bullock. The great thing about the Rim Room is the complimentary Taco Bell food that is great diarrhea fuel. The spa had to be hosed down and bleached when my group was done with it! There's something about rancid feces (and dumpsters) that is an absolutely critical component of a deranged and demented homosexual's lifestyle!

28th February 2007 - 11:48:04 AM

79679 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I took a train to a well-known gay spa the other day. The train ride was rather unpleasant as a black bum shit his pants, causing the entire train to smell horrible. I'm not positive, but that bum may have been Milo the janitor. Once I arrived at the spa I had to wait around for 15 minutes or so until the daily Saved By The Bell session started. While I was waiting around I ate a few of the complimentary Taco Bell tacos and burritoes that were sitting out on a big tray. When the event was finally starting, a Saved By The Bell DVD was inserted into a DVD player and a disc from the fifth season started playing. I immediately took off my Zubaz pants, as did several other guys (it is a spa club requirement that members must wear Zubaz - preferablyZubaz pants with Skidmarks - when not in the spa). I jumped in the spa along with several other random dudes. There were some obese middle-aged white guys, some chubby mexicans, a japanese dude, a couple skinny koreans, and three filipinos. When "The Fight" episode started playing everyone got really horny and crazy. The mexican guy in front of me dropped a huge shit in the spa and one of the fat middle aged white guys gobbled it down. I personally peed on the filipino in front of me and then sprayed diarrhea all over the spa and started cracking one off. By the time three episodes had played, we were all exhausted and there was about 2 inches of feces and semen floating at the top of the spa water. It was a good time!

27th February 2007 - 04:11:31 PM

79671 : Kurt Steinberg

Belding's farts are very potent and can probably melt lead. The German army would have conquered Europe during WWI if they could have used Belding's asshole as their secret weapon instead of mustard gas!

27th February 2007 - 10:59:50 AM

79665 : Kurt Steinberg

I enjoy the fact that Belding's fart is so nasty that it instantly kills bees. He should bottle his farts and sell them as bug spray. Belding, you're sitting on a goldmine!

26th February 2007 - 11:09:03 AM

79649 : Kurt Steinberg

nelson tejeda, you came to the right place. I'm sure that Diamond will get back to you soon!

25th February 2007 - 09:44:10 PM

79640 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond needs to purchase that robot insurance, because it's only a matter of time until someone finds Kevin and the garbage dump and replaces his old expired batteries with fresh ones. When that happens, he's coming for Diamond's zoinker and brownpipe!

25th February 2007 - 05:20:09 PM

79637 : Kurt Steinberg

Dner, Bradis was so washed up that he actually committed suicide! Will Diamond eventually do the same? I think it's only a matter of time until Diamond receives a prison sentence for tax evasion or something like that and I don't know if he'd be able to survive a prison sentence.

23rd February 2007 - 12:09:18 AM

79610 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, I heard an unbelievably queer song at my gym the other day. It is called "Let Me Borrow That Top" and is sung by a dude who sounds like a raging homosexual. Did you write that song? I immediately thought of your queer ass when it started playing. This is a youtube video of that queer song (the video part has nothing to do with the song): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgzks4K5kzI

22nd February 2007 - 05:32:43 PM

79606 : Kurt Steinberg

Corey, please gay up the script. It sounds a little too heterosexual for my taste. FYI, I was watching Lucas the other day - wow was your character a little homo in that flick!

22nd February 2007 - 10:54:36 AM

79601 : Kurt Steinberg

Bruce, I thought that your new movie was supposed to be called "Live Free or Die Hard." Remember that scene in the original Die Hard where you put some C-4 explosives on an office chair, tied a computer monitor to the top of the chair and then threw it down an elevator shaft and whole thing exploded when it hit the elevator down below? You should have put an alternate scene on the DVD where instead of puting the C-4 on the chair you put it in Screech's rectum (maybe Screech was hiding in the building to get away from Belding) and then threw Screech down the elevator shaft. When Screech blew up you should have been masturbating while standing in the open elevator shaft and then you could blow your load on screech's burnt corpse hundreds of feet below.

22nd February 2007 - 12:38:55 AM

79589 : Kurt Steinberg

Hey Diamond, we need to hook up. I still want you to French kiss my asshole while I'm in the middle of taking a shit. The thought of your tongue touching my sphincter while a big meatly Taco Bell induced turd is being forced out really turns me on. Let's have sex!

21st February 2007 - 07:02:06 PM

79588 : Kurt Steinberg

Let's meet at the Denny's at 6100 Suset Boulevard in Hollywood. Here is a map: http://web.sa.mapquest.com/dennys/advantage.adp?transaction=locmap&recordId=258&pwidth=400&pheight=250

21st February 2007 - 06:57:05 PM

79587 : Kurt Steinberg

We've meeting behind the Denny's on the Sunset Strip in West Hollwood. 2-4 dudes can go the bathrooms inside the Denny's for some hot scat play and the rest of us will engage in watersports and unprotected buttsex out back by the dumpsters while HIV juice is flying every which way!

21st February 2007 - 09:49:19 AM

79570 : Kurt Steinberg

Diamond, you should rip off Haim's idea and make your own movie. You could call it "Zoinks!," "How Screech Lost His Heterosexuality," of "Jew Bastard." Please include a scene where Milo kidnaps you and takes you to the 'hood where you are sodomized by several illiterate HIV+ janitors. You should also include a scene where you go to a Mexican restaurant and someone from the cleaning service you complained about on your Myspace blog recognizes you. It would be awesome if they dragged you into the kitchen and beat you with mops, stuck some discarded burritoes up your brownpipe and then hanged you from the ceiling and pretended you were a pinata and whacked you with sticks and chairs for 45 minutes until you passed out.

20th February 2007 - 11:32:48 PM

79561 : Kurt Steinberg

Corey Haim, please add a Taco Bell scene to Fart Patrol 2. I was disappointed when there wasn't one in the original. Is Feldman going to make a cameo appearance in the sequel? What about Dustin Diamond? I think it would be funny if you include a scene where you behind the Taco Bell and have to walk past a couple dumpsters to get to the entrance. As you walk past the dumpsters the camera pans down and shows that Dustin Diamond is being brutally sodomized by a couple dirty and diseased homeless men! What do you think about using a scene like that?