| 26th April 2007 - 04:16:12 PM |
| 80203 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I demand that you delete the spam that he been posted here immediately! Hey, did any of the queers who post here leave this comment on the Perez Hilton website: "Ummm...no. And Perez, why haven't you outed HIM yet? He lied about being married to his GF (no, he's not divorced, he LIED about being married), and has had several gay trysts (and rumor has it, he had an illicit affair with Mr. Belding- not a joke). eh 44 Apr 25,2007 | 9:38.47 PM " |
| 25th April 2007 - 10:31:21 PM |
| 80158 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie, I swear the you are the biggest faggot on the face of the earth, even bigger than Diamond or Katana500. Leave and never come back. Your long posts are stupid and just take up space. Nobody reads them. |
| 25th April 2007 - 06:10:01 PM |
| 80154 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are you going to compile all of the messages that have been posted here into a book? Team up with Max Goldberg and get this done. Get rid of the spam and posts by Princess Peussie in the final edition. Also, I think it would be great if you mention in the foreward to the book how often you visit this geustbooks, how many loads you've blown while reading the queer fantasies posted here, etc. Also, be sure to acknowledge the most prominent posters, including me. Thanks, buddy! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th April 2007 - 10:19:32 AM |
| 80149 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, does it turn you on when you think about all of the faggots who want to use your mouth as a toilet? |
| 24th April 2007 - 05:25:27 PM |
| 80141 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamondcutter, there's a nice pool in the back of the hotel where a bunch of dudes can go for a swim, take dumps, and have hot unprotected buttsex! |
| 24th April 2007 - 04:30:22 PM |
| 80139 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamondcutter, I just did a google search and discovered that there is a Taco Bell somewhere in the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas. http://p.vtourist.com/682501-Excalibur_hotel-Las_Vegas.jpg That's where a bunch of the queers who post here need to meet on July 16, 2007 to celebrate the opening of Diamond's guestbook. Diamond has done so much to promote homosexuality since opening this website. I wonder how many heteros have been turned gay by this guestbook? |
| 24th April 2007 - 12:44:14 PM |
| 80135 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this was the first post where I informed you that I wanted to spray diarrhea all over you! It kind of snowballed from there... 21st June 2003 - 10:59:47 PM 3051 : Kurt Steinberg Dustin, let's get together. I want to take you out on a date and then afterwards I'll show you my apartment. I'll eat lots of burritos before our date, so that we can have fun at my apartment. You can lie down on my bed, and then I'll get naked and drop ass in your face. Finally, I'll spray diarrhea all over your hair! I'm waiting for your call! - Kurt |
| 24th April 2007 - 12:39:08 PM |
| 80133 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this was the first post where I informed everyone that this is a queers-only guestbook. Aren't you glad I did that? 29th March 2003 - 12:43:19 AM 2152 : Kurt Steinberg SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!! |
| 24th April 2007 - 12:20:27 PM |
| 80131 : Kurt Steinberg |
| diamondcutter, in honor of the 6-year anniversary of Diamond's guestbook, I propose that a bunch of the queers who post here meet up someplace special. Key West won't do this time - we need to hook up somewhere else. There's many nice truck stops in the Las Vegas area where we can meet up for some initial swordfights. That will just be our icebreaker. We should then drive in my pink Camaro over to the old crappy casinos off the strip. I think they are within walking distance of a McDonald's and a bus station. I'd like to spitroast some black jack players at one of the $5 tables. Afterward we can take a cab to the Bellagio casino and sneak over to the hotel part and take dumps in the pool and then head over to the Tabu club, which I believe is in the MGM complex. Belding was photographed there carrying this woman: http://vegasexposure.com/Pictures/vx_scene_9-13-19/IMG_8039.jpg |
| 24th April 2007 - 09:50:19 AM |
| 80129 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, The 6-year anniversary of the opening of your guestbook is quickly arriving. The first post was entered at 07:05:39 AM on July 26, 2001. The guesbook quickly went gay, with the first gay post being entered a mere 16 minutes later, at 07:21:48 AM on the same day. What are you going to do to celebrate? You must have lost thousands of loads over the years from the hot queer fantasies posted here. |
| 24th April 2007 - 09:29:00 AM |
| 80128 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, I missed your gem the other day: " 22nd April 2007 - 02:34:22 AM 80107 : Deucer Hey Scrodge, remember the episode where you payed a homeless black guy $10 to come back to your place and take a dump on you? Remember how he dropped his filthy, lice-ridden pants and unloaded a belly-load of sludgy, green-red, tapeworm-infested blood-streaked butt-sludge right in your face? Remember how the bum died shortly after from a chronic intestinal condition? Remember how you caught hepatitis B and nearly died? You sure got your just desserts that time!" |
| 23rd April 2007 - 12:47:26 AM |
| 80114 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey tank-ass, you sure are a turd on Celebrity Fit Club. No wonder everyone in Hollywood hates you! |
| 19th April 2007 - 03:25:53 PM |
| 80091 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Cho Seung-Hui is a fuck who deserved to be assraped by Belding and Tuttle. Much like Diamond, Cho Seung-Hui deserves to be splashed with HIV juice from Belding's huge cock. |
| 19th April 2007 - 12:43:12 AM |
| 80082 : Kurt Steinberg |
| How much do you want to bet that Janet is actually Janet Reno, the manly attorney general under the Clinton administration? |
| 18th April 2007 - 04:52:36 PM |
| 80077 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=Dustin&action=display&thread=1121180746&page=1 "He`s Married?? « Thread Started on 7/12/05 at 10:05 » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I found this at ohnotheydidnt LJ Community. My question is...He`s Married? Huh? When did that happen! I live in Milwaukee (WI) and Screech (I'm sure he has a real name, but hell if I know it) lives in the 'burbs around here somewhere. I work at the Hot Topic at one of said 'burbs and about two months ago he came in with his wife. I didn't know if it was actually him or just someone who looked unfortunately like him until the girls from Pretzel Maker came rushing over into our store and asked for his autograph. That was funny in and of it self, but it gets better: Screech is a true Wisconsin man - that is, he has a serious gut but isn't fat anywhere else. This point was made all the more amusing when he was looking at belts and asked my co-worker and I if we thought that "this 36" would fit him - yeah after him trying it on, helll naw. He ended up buying a 40 incher of some horrid description as well as three different Nightmare Before Christmas perfumes - we assumed for the wifey - and some other random stuff, for a grand total of $150ish in cash. Who knew he was such a baller? In any case, he was pretty stand-offish when it came to the autographs and apparently really HATES it when people call him "Screech." Okay, whatever Screech. Nice belt, Screech. So you dig that perfume, Screech? Me too, Screech. " |
| 18th April 2007 - 10:08:38 AM |
| 80068 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey tank-ass, how much weight did you lose on Celebrity Fit Club? Is it true that everyone hated you because you kept sexually harrassing Ross the Internet and Ant, the two raging homosexuals on the show with you? Is it also true that you would sneak out to Arby's to eat Beef 'n Cheddars and get some hot ass by the Arby's dumpsters? |
| 16th April 2007 - 04:27:37 PM |
| 80045 : Kurt Steinberg |
| It's about time that you guys paid me a visit in Key West. The whole area is overrun with queers - you're bound to get tons of hot male ass! A hot and spicy 21-year-old Cuban immigrant suched me off behind this Key West monument on Saturday evening: http://www.davestravelcorner.com/articles/keywest/Key-West-Monument-Cuba.jpg There's an old abandoned railroad bridge that runs parallel to the main highway through the various Florida Keys. http://www.keywest.com/robophotos/9.jpg You might remember it from the Arnold Schwartzenegger movie "True Lies." It was severaly damaged during a hurricane in 1935. I have personally enjoyed some hot all-male orgies on various sections of that bridge! I once took a shit in some dude's mouth while families with their children were driving by on the bridge currently in use! Seeing the disgusted looks on their faces was so hot!!! |
| 12th April 2007 - 10:13:15 AM |
| 79978 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer, it's almost a guarantee that Belding's polyesther pants that he bought at the 2-for-1 sale don't fit right. He's pretty tubby and has difficulty finding pants that fit around his barrell ass. Belding almost certainly spends a lot of money on gay porn, trips to San Francisco and Key West, and on legal fees defending himself against charges of molestation. So when there's a sale on pants, Belding is there! I bet that Belding wears the same pair every day of the week to save on laudry costs. However, all of the burritos that Salter cooks for him give Belding gas, causing him to fart quite a bit and make his pants small rank. He probably can get some of the smell out by rubbing them all over Diamond's poofy jew-fro. |
| 11th April 2007 - 02:18:22 PM |
| 79967 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Deucer (message 79957), Belding must have sweat quite a bit in those polyesther Sears pants, because I don't think polyesther allows in as much air flow as would cotton pants. Belding's polyesther pants probably reek of ass when he takes them off! Do you think it turned on Screech when Belding would drop the pants and Screech smelled several of Belding's stale farts? |
| 11th April 2007 - 02:12:08 PM |
| 79966 : Kurt Steinberg |
| lost a fan, how dare you cast your judgment on Diamond! Any one can tell, based on the 15-year-old picture on the main page and all the misspellings (including Diamond's own name), that Diamond created this website in a rush 5 years ago. He's been so busy that he hasn't had time to update. If Diamond wants to promote homosexuality and the practice of receiving Hot Karls from random dudes, what is it to you? Just because Diamond may have given Belding a rusty trombone on a rowdy Saved By The Bell set doesn't mean that he's a bad person! This is a QUEERS-only guestbook and you should probably stop posting here. If you don't want to teabag Diamond while jerking off and then blow your load on his bird chest, you should leave forever! |
| 10th April 2007 - 04:25:03 PM |
| 79950 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Goldberg, please post a link to your .pdf from the dustindiamond.com UDRP ruling. Thanks. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th April 2007 - 05:36:41 PM |
| 79939 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey tank-ass, does it turn you on knowing that 79939 messages have been posted in your guestbook, and 97% of them have a queer-theme? Do you masturbate while reading the posts here? I sure do! |
| 08th April 2007 - 06:24:26 PM |
| 79933 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why is your zoinker so small? Is it try that you used to yell out "zoinks" whenever Belding would smack you in the groin with a tire iron? |
| 31st March 2007 - 12:23:24 AM |
| 79883 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey chubs, you should hook up with Mr. Tuttle in your next porn movie. I've sure that Tuttle could use the money and the ass. |
| 29th March 2007 - 12:16:51 AM |
| 79876 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey shithead, I just tried to get on your dustindiamondlove.com website. Did you take it down? Diamond, I demand the you bring it back up immediately. Afterward, I will reward ytou by taking a dump in your mouth! You must be creaming your pants right now just thinking about this tremendous opportunity!! |
| 22nd March 2007 - 03:09:42 PM |
| 79843 : Kurt Steinberg |
| jon, what are you talking about? If you are a deranged and deviant homosexual (like 97% of the people who read messages and post here), this website is awesome. It's chock full of hot spank material!!! |
| 21st March 2007 - 05:38:48 PM |
| 79834 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, remember when you were so proud of yourself because your mom bought you that Garfield phone? Remember when Belding sodomized you with it? |
| 21st March 2007 - 09:50:40 AM |
| 79831 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I still want to know whether it is true that you have had your anal fallopian tubes tied so that you can no longer give birth to any more butt babies? Please let me know, buddy. |
| 15th March 2007 - 03:49:08 PM |
| 79808 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just realized that it was over 4 years ago when I posted my first comment here. I bet you figured that the novelty of this guestbook would wear off after a couple months and people would stop posting their gay fantasies... " 13th January 2003 - 09:06:08 PM 1589 : Kurt Steinberg Dustin Diamond, I love you!!! You are a young Jack Nicolson!!! I want to squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!! - Kurt " |
| 12th March 2007 - 11:59:56 PM |
| 79792 : Kurt Steinberg |
| These anti-gay clips from the 1950s are hilarious. Diamond should have watched these before he attended Bayside. this one is great - there's even a part about public restrooms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4enfUyGWSY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA |
| 12th March 2007 - 11:35:46 PM |
| 79791 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's some proof that people actually do the shit we write about here: (fart in face) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeumBfEBBpM&mode=related&search= urinal dump at Taco Bell - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDXWyyfngA |
| 09th March 2007 - 01:13:30 PM |
| 79762 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dr. Elbow, did you rub one out when you saw Diamond? I ask because that's what I did when I watched him in the Miss Bayside episode the other day. |
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