Hot Queer Fantasy Involving Mr. Tuttle and Dustin Diamond

I found this nice queer fantasy written by arbys_shitpipe posted over at www.dustindiamondlove.com:

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: Backstage with Jack Angeles Recap

Hey Screech,

Remember the time you were having some pre-taping jitters so you decided you'd drop by Jack Angeles' dressing room and ask him if he had any advice on how to get rid of the nervousness? Remember how he said "Well, Screech, what I usually do to prepare.." Remember how in mid sentence his eyes rolled back? Remember how he began to emit a high pitched squealing sound? Remember how you approached to see what was wrong with him, when suddenly you froze with fear, as you saw he began to roll around on the floor masturbating vigorously? Remember how his high pitched squealing suddenly turned to fast paced, unintelligible gibberish? Remember how this quickly progressed to him speaking in all sorts of foreign sounding tongues? Remember how a portal opened up in the wall and a 12 foot, winged demon flew through it? Remember how the terrifying beast savagely battered and raped you? Remember how you then blacked out? Remember how you woke up 15 minutes later on the floor, feeling thoroughly beaten, looking up at what appeared to be a fresh load of semen on Jack's hands and around the crotch area of his pants? Remember how he said to you: "Screech, you just fell asleep and it looked like you were having a horrible nightmare"? Remember how you told him about the giant beast that attacked and raped you? Remember how he said "sure Screech, anyways, like I was saying, what i do to prepare for the show is usually to blow a load all over my hands and around the crotch area of my pants"? Remember how he then proceeded to lick the semen off his fingers and wink at you? You sure learned a lot about showbusiness that day.

Hot Gay "Remember When" Fantasy About Screech

I discovered this hot gay "remember when" fantasy involving Screech and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss) over in the dustindiamond.com guestbook. Screech sured learned a valuable lesson in this story:

04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM
13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom
Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated?

Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dennis Haskins and His Son

I found this nice picture of Dennis Haskins and his son, Dustin Haskins, posted over at Dennis' wikipedia entry. Apparently Dennis is divorced and Dustin was born in 1990. Is it just me, or does Dustin Haskins bear a strong resemblance to a young Zack Morris?

Dustin Diamond started acting with Dennis Haskins back in 1987 on Good Morning Miss Bliss. I wonder if Dennis named his son after Dustin Diamond?




Edit - October 23, 2007

I've been hearing rumors that the kid in the photo above is unrelated to Dennis Haskins. Is it possible that Wikipedia is wrong for the first time ever? Does anyone know if that is really Dennis's son, Dustin?

"The Secret Life of Screech Powers" Comic

I found this nice comic entitled "The Secret Life of Screech Powers" over at the original Dustin Diamond Love forum. (click on the image for a larger view). This was drawn by Fagbusters. I like the last frame where Screech gets kicked in the junk and yells out, "Ow! My zoinker!"

Cereal Characters Queer Gangbang

I just got word of a hot breakfast cereal queer gangbang taking placing in Key West at the rest stop off mile marker 23 of the Overseas Highway (the southernmost leg of U.S. Highway 1) on Saturday, August 25th!

I'm going dressed as Cap'n Crunch and plan on taking a Taco Bell fueled shit into Count Chocula's mouth. I will then have unprotected buttsex with the Trix Rabbit. Meanwhile, the Snap! Crackle! and Pop! Rice Crispies queers will be daisy-chaining each other and the Lucky Charms Leprachaun will teabag the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. I also heard that Tony the Tiger and the Nestle Quik Rabbit will spitroast the Honey Smacks frog! This is going to be hot, so make plans accordingly!!!

Button to Wear to Queer Dumpster Parties

Fellow queers, I have been informed that everyone on the Key West gay dumpster circuit is supposed to wear this Dustin Diamond "Zoinks" button to gain entrance to the hottest dumpster parties around!

Diamond Driving His Car?

I found this nice picture of Diamond driving his shitty 1979 AMC Gremlin car, a.k.a., "Diamond's shit-mobile." As one can see, Mr. Tuttle was hiding in Diamond's house when Diamond arrived back at his house in the car. Tuttle looks like he's upset that Diamond is home. I wonder if perhaps Tuttle was masturbating vigorously with Diamond's Zubaz underwear from the old Saved By The Bell days when Diamond returned home.

Gay Screech Fantasy At McDonald's

I was watching TV the other day and was wondering if Screech ever decided to eat at a McDonald's instead of at the The Max when he was a student at Bayside. I wonder if Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar would viscously ass-rape Screech you while Grimace watched and masturbated vigorously? Maybe it could happen - Ronald McDonald sure looks angry in this video. I'll bet he would violently take out his aggressions on Screech!

A-hole Ronald!!

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Car Antenna Gay Fantasy

Does anyone think that Diamond would mind it I were to break off the antenna on his father's rusty 1968 Volkswagon Microbus and whip him in his pre-pubsecient beanbag until his nuts turn black and blue and he passes out from the pain? I hope that Diamond lets me know if he is ok with my game plan!

The "Courtesy Flush" Episode

Does everyone remember the "courtesy flush" episode of Saved By The Bell? I vaguely remember it, but maybe some of the other queer Saved By The Bell fans remember it.

Screech, is it true that one day when you were Belding's assistant at Bayside, you really had the urge to take a huge dump after eating burritoes at the Bayside cafeteria? Is it also true that Mr. Belding walked into the bathroom at the same time after having eaten his own burritoes? Is it true that he announced to the bathroom as he walked in, saying "I need to take a huge SHIT! Ha ha ha!" Is it further true that he sat down in the stall next to yours and all kinds of disgusting sounds and smells emanated from his asshole? Is it true that you started to feel queasy as a result of the smell and said, "Chief, do you mind giving me a courtesy flush? Thanks, Mr. B!" Is it also true that your request enraged and embarassed Belding? Is it further true that he got even with you by reaching down into his toilet bowl and grabbed some big chunks of shit he launched over the stall wall? Is it also true that one of his chucks of shit had some peanuts with sharp edges on it and it tore your cornea when Belding threw it and it hit your eye? Is it also true that you had to have your right eye removed after ganrene set in, and now you have a glass eye? Please confirm the details of this story. I read about it on a bathroom stall door in Reno, Nevada last year.

Even More Spank-worthy Posts From Dustindiamond.com!

29th April 2004 - 08:34:46 AM
7266 : greg
i, too, would love to take a dump on mr. dustin diamond's chest. then i would smear my excrement all over his torso and use his shit covered chest as a canvas and write my name in it by taking a piss on him. once i've done that, i would then projectile vomit all over his crotch and wipe my ass with his poofy hair.


11th April 2004 - 01:46:55 AM
7051 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I waited and waited and waited but you have still not answered my last couple questions. I am a bit disappointed but that is OK I am still a fan of yours and I know you are busy working overtime at Burger King so I will ask a couple more questions while I wait again. Yesterday my friend told me that you are a fan of Super Mario Bros. and that you went to see the filming of the live action movie starring Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo and that you met them, is that true? Is Mr. Leguizamo really as unfunny as his live shows unintentionally make him out to be? Is it true that Mr. Hoskins insisted on carrying you around on his shoulders when he gave you a tour of his dressing room, even though you were like 15 yrs old at the time? Did you feel weird when he made you dress up as Luigi and had you jump around on his naked lap? When you ran out of the place screaming, did Dennis Hopper really try to lure you into his dark rundown van with candy and soda pop? Is it true that you accepted his offer and where never seen again for 6 whole weeks?


09th April 2004 - 08:10:31 PM
7021 : a young child
I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me and pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and feet together.
Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground. Dustin Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin Diamond was fucking me in the ass!
He continued to fuck me in the ass. I counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't even reach orgasm!


24th March 2004 - 10:26:01 AM
6862 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Unfortunately you have not answered any of my last questions which disappoints me but I know you are busy touring the nightclubs trying to make a couple extra bucks because I heard that you hold a steady job at Burger King which doesn't pay much, is that true? Supposedly on your first day on the job you were assaulted by the manager who just so happened to be the gay comedian Andy Dick, is that true? My friend says Mr. Dick pulled out his cock and told you to suck it and said it was part of your training but you wouldn't suck it so he bent you over the counter and raped you using mayonnaise as lubrication and when he climaxed in your butt he said that now you know what the secret ingredient in the special sauce is, is that true? I heard that you tried to press charges the next day only to find out that Andy really didn't work there and had pulled a fast one on you by showing up to your job dressed as a BK manager, is that true too? Does that mean his salty semen really isn't the secret ingredient in the special sauce?


19th March 2004 - 06:58:52 AM
6818 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. I just wanted to ask a couple more questions before you answer my last ones because I just heard something else from my friend right now. He says that you were once up for a role in The Goonies is that true? Supposedly you would have played either "Mouth" the role that went to Corey Feldman, or you would have played "Data" that was played by that one Asian kid who quickly disappeared and I think was shipped back to China in a box marked "return to sender". I was told that the only reason why you didn't get the role was because you wouldn't sleep with the writer Chris Columbus who went on to become a director and slept with Michael Jackson's former bed buddy Macaulay Culkin while making Home Alone, is that true? Would you sleep with him now if it meant you would get a role in one of the new Harry Potter films?

 
16th March 2004 - 05:47:43 PM 
6791 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again. You did not answer my last few questions but that is okay, I have a couple more. I heard that you used to hang out with none other than Michael Jackson himself, is that true? I heard a story that you once spent the night at Neverland with him and Corey Haim and that you guys played Mr. Jackson's videogame Moonwalker on his Sega Genesis all night long, and even pretended to be the characters and Michael pretended to morph into that shiny car and you rode him, is that true too? However, I heard that he didn't try to molest you though, and that he only forced himself on Corey Haim, is that true as well? What's up with that, did that make you jealous?


11th March 2004 - 04:15:46 PM
6726 : Benny
Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Thank you for taking time to answer my last message and I am sorry to hear about what Carrot Top did to you when you were younger. But I was also wondering about something my friend said about you. He said that you used to be friends with Jonathan Brandis who was on the TV show SeaQuest DSV as well as in that Rodney Dangerfield movie Ladybugs where he dressed as a female soccer player. My friend says that one time you spent the night over at his place when you were young teens and when you fell asleep you woke up to find Jonathan trying to penetrate you and you freaked out and shit all over yourself, which provided the lubrication needed for Jonathan to fully penetrate your tight butt. To add insult to injury, he then made you eat your bloody shit off his Star Wars bedsheets, is that true? Do you miss him now that he has committed suicide because he didn't get the role of Anakin in the new Star Wars trilogy? Do you even like Star Wars?


08th March 2004 - 01:08:34 PM
6687 : Mr. Diamond
Yes, Benny, I do love to eat M&Ms, especially after I've shoved them up some little boys tight butt with my thumbs, which have grown fat from years of playing Nintendo games. Thank you for your interest!


08th March 2004 - 07:50:14 AM
6683 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond it is me Benny again, how are you? You still haven't replied to my last message but that is okay, I know you are busy and plus I still have a few more questions. For instance I heard that you once went to a Carrot Top show and was invited backstage and got to shake hands with Carrot Top, who you idolize. He invited you to his dressing room and he let you play his Nintendo which was new at the time, and while you were playing it on his floor he snuck up behind you and stuck his cock into your afro and you turned around and he forced you to suck him off, is that true? I also heard that when he was done with you he threw a pack of M&Ms at you and told you to leave and not tell anybody what happened or else he wouldn't give you anymore M&Ms the next time you came to see him. I also heard that you didn't really suck him off but that he sucked you off and he even filmed it, including the part where he shoved M&Ms up your butt with his thumb. I guess what I am asking is, do you really like M&Ms?


02nd March 2004 - 11:48:05 AM
6591 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, again I want to mention that I am a big fan and that I think you are very funny and I am sorry to hear about what Bob Golic did to you backstage during the college years when he forced himself inside you. Also, is it true that you were raped by Ralph Macchio as well while visiting him on the set of The Karate Kid Part 2? I heard that he lured you into his trailer by promising to introduce you to Pat Morita, who you admired, but when you stepped into the trailer, Ralph did that special kick move to your lower spinal cord area and you were momentarily paralyzed as he bound your arms behind your back with his black belt and shoved his headband into your mouth to muffle your girlish screams of pain?


27th February 2004 - 06:49:53 AM
6520 : Benny
Hey Mr. Diamond, I once heard that actor Bob Golic (Mr. Rogers on SBTB college years) actually raped you in real life in his dressing room and emptied the contents of his nut sack deep into your tight scrawny butt, is that true?


I'm not sure it this one is from Diamond's guestbook, but it sure is hot!

Screech, remember how a different actor played Zack's dad in Saved By The Bell than the one who played his dad in Good Morning Miss Bliss?

Is it true that both of Zack's dads showed up on the Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style set and spit roasted you and then threw you in an active volcano? Has anyone else heard this rumor? I read it on a bathroom stall the other day.

Queer "Saved By Your Balls" Flash Game

Check out the hot Flash game, "Saved By Your Balls":

In the game the player is one of the Saved By The Bell characters and has to whore himself out to the other characters to earn $5000 to fix the player's damage car before the player's parents get home. If you play as Screech, you can earn $250 in the gym locker room by letting A.C. Slater rape you:

Trailer for "Brokeback By The Bell"

Cartoon of Queer Orgy in Mr. Belding's Office

Check out this hot cartoon of a gay orgy in Mr. Belding's office! As one can see, AC Slater has eaten some Taco Bell and is spraying diarrhea right into Screech's face while Mr. Belding and Zack Morris masturbate vigorously! This cartoon was drawn by Dner over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum.

Dustindiamond.com Is Over-run With Spam Again

The guestbook at Dustindiamond.com is once again over-run with spam. :( I wrote this nice post. Hopefully Diamond will read it and delete the spam!

03rd May 2007 - 04:09:12 PM
80984 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, why did you let the spammer post all of those non-gay spam messages here? I'll have you know that it took me an extra 87 seconds to find a hot queer fantasy to read while rubbing one out. Diamond, when I'm at work masturbating while reading posts here, I cannot afford to spend that much time looking for spank-worthy posts! What would happen if someone had walked into my office and my pants were off? Also, don't you realize that my leather office chair quicky starts to smell like ass when I sit on it naked after having eaten Taco Bell for lunch? What in the hell is wrong with you?!!! I demand that you ban the spammers and delete the spam that has been posted recently!