Monday, August 20, 2007

Cereal Characters Queer Gangbang

I just got word of a hot breakfast cereal queer gangbang taking placing in Key West at the rest stop off mile marker 23 of the Overseas Highway (the southernmost leg of U.S. Highway 1) on Saturday, August 25th!

I'm going dressed as Cap'n Crunch and plan on taking a Taco Bell fueled shit into Count Chocula's mouth. I will then have unprotected buttsex with the Trix Rabbit. Meanwhile, the Snap! Crackle! and Pop! Rice Crispies queers will be daisy-chaining each other and the Lucky Charms Leprachaun will teabag the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. I also heard that Tony the Tiger and the Nestle Quik Rabbit will spitroast the Honey Smacks frog! This is going to be hot, so make plans accordingly!!!








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