"Ruining the Friendship" Story

This is a repost of a classic homo-erotic post which was originally posted on an Alex Rodriguez fan blog years ago. 

Ruining the friendship 

You stared at your friend’s ass as he finished with the toilet and flushed. You took pride in having the guy with the nicest male ass at school as your best friend. His underwear looked like it was going to burst as he walked towards your kitchen. Right before he got to the kitchen he let out a loud four second fart. He then said, “I got some bad heart burn man do you have anything that could help.” You and him were alone at your house for the week so you had to take care of him.“ You took out some Tums from the cabinet and gave them to him. He ate half the container. “I dont think youre supposed to have that much.” I said. “What, I like the gas that it gives me.” He then pushed out a strong ten second fart and sighed in relief. If you only knew Tums made him gassy you would have given him them everyday. Both of you went back to your room to play video games. While you were playing video games he kept farting into your beanbag chair you knew you’re gonna have a jerk off session smelling the chair when he left. 

 After a few hours of video games and his loud and long farts, you guys decided to call it a night. You kept bragging about how you won almost every game. He then said that you should have a wrestling match to settle it once and for all. Even though you’re half a head taller than him he has more muscle than you so you’re excited to see who wins. You start wrestling on the ground for a while then somehow find yourself wrestling with him on your bed. He had you on your back with his butt on your cock when you made eye contact with him. It was silent for a good second until he accidentally let out a big ten second fart on your cock. He was blushing like a tomato and started to get off when his butt brushed against your hard on. He got off the bed and told you he was going to the bathroom. When he was at the door way he let out a big juicy fart. He was gone for about ten minutes when you got bored and went to check on him. When you reached the bathroom you could hear him sobbing inside. You asked him what was wrong and he said nothing so you opened the door not caring what he was doing. He was just standing there so you hugged him as hard as you could. He kept trying to push you off him but I was too late. You felt his hard on and rubbed it, “So this is what you’ve been hiding?” you said said softly. “I was crying because I felt your hard on and I thought it would never be me.” You stopped hugging him and looked into his eyes all the way into his soul. You didnt waste any time. You started kissing each other like crazy. You then carried him into the room where we kept kissing as you took off your clothes. You had sex with his farting ass so many times that week that you can’t remember. He would keep eating Tums, and everytime you went to sleep you would be spooning him while he farted into the night…

 

"Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?"

 

"Is it normal to belch at a fast food drive-thru order machine and drive away?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to belch at a fast food drive-thru order machine and drive away?"

"Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?"

 

"Fart By Mail" Greeting Cards

I recently discovered that there are greeting cards being sold by a company entitled, "Fart By Mail."  Apparently, customers can purchase a greeting card which emits a fart sound when opened and which also smells like ass!  This is a great idea and when Corky finds out about it, he is going to throw A-Rod a beating for missing out on this business opportunity.

Here are a couple videos posted on the Fart By Mail website:

 

Audio Clip of Infamous "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946"

This is a clip of an apparently infamous farting competition entitled "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946."  This was released on record in 1947 and was one of the first big hits on the fart scene. 

  

This clip was remade in the 1970s by Gene Tracy, a former truck driver who performed stand-up at truck stops across the United States in the 1970s. 

Tribute to Dustin Diamond's Guestbook Posts on Dustindiamond.com

Dustin Diamond would apparently occasionally post in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.  The posts were typically rants where he would complain usually about Max Goldberg, but he actually complained about me one time!  Here is a tribute to posts written under the name "Dustin Diamond" in the dustindiamond.com guestbook.

Tribute to dustindiamond.com

 Here is a nice tribute to dustindiamond.com!

Tribute Scene to Screech in the Saved By The Bell Reboot Series

The Peacock Network released the second season of the horrible Saved By The Bell reboot series.  Here is a tribute to Screech which was included in the first episode of the second season.  Slater, Jessie, Lisa, Zack, and Kelly gathered at a booth at The Max to reminisce about Screech.  Surprisingly, Mr. Belding is missing from this clip.  I would have enjoyed it if Mr. Belding had suddenly walked out of the men's room and over to the booth and then either belched or ripped a ridiculously loud fart!

Photo of A-Rod in his Office

Here is a nice photo of A-Rod sitting in his office.  There is a photo of the love of his life, Corky, on the desk behind him!

Screech & Mr. Belding on a Tandem Bike

Dustin "Screech" Diamond was taken from us on February 1, 2021.  Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech and Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene where they paraded around Paris, France on a tandem bicycle.  Screech and Mr. Belding appear to be deeply in love here.

Picture of J-Lo and Corky at a Charity Benefit

 This is a nice picture of Corky and J-Lo on a date at some type of charity benefit from last year.  A-Rod ran into the pair and was devastated to see J-Lo had cheated on him with a superior man, the lovable Corky!!!

Dustin Diamond Spotted at Cornell?

There was a recent news article about a Cornell professor who had a tantrum because two students were not wearing Covid masks in his Oceanography class.  The professor described one of the offending students as having a "fairly prominent hooked nose."  That description sounds a lot like Dustin Diamond!

Cornell professor’s threat to fail maskless ‘hook-nosed’ student causes backlash 

By Doree Lewak 

Published Nov. 1, 2021 Updated Nov. 1, 2021, 8:44 p.m. ET 

One climate-obsessed professor is finding himself in hot water after an email he wrote surfaced online.  

But it’s not the ocean levels that are causing him the most agita: It’s maskless students.  

Bruce Monger, a Cornell University professor in the Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences, apparently sent out a mass email in an attempt to ID two students in a recent Introductory Oceanography class who weren’t wearing their masks — so he can fail them. 

“I wanted to ask you for your help in identifying two ocean students who were photographed with their masks off during the ocean class last Friday,” Monger wrote in the memo that was first obtained by the Twitter handle “Libs of TikTok.” “They were sitting next to each other in the balcony’s front row of seating.”  

The professor, a 20-year veteran of Cornell and a senior lecturer in oceanography, continued with vivid physical descriptions of the students. 

“One student is a male with red hair and a fairly prominent hooked nose,” wrote Monger. “His hair was pretty long (just below the bottom of his ears) and is pretty thick and wavy. He was wearing a blue sweatshirt and was eating something at the time.” 

He then proceeded to physically size up student offender No. 2.  

“The other student is a male who was sitting to the left of the red head. He has short brown hair maybe 1 – 1/2 to 2 inches in length and small [sic] a nose. He wore a grey hoodie sweatshirt. He spent the whole lecture with his mask down around his chin.”  

Monger closed the rant hoping someone will out the students so he can punish their infractions. 

“If/when I find the identity of these two students, I will be failing them both for the semester as promised I would in class last Wednesday.”  

Cornell has a mandate for all students to be vaccinated and an indoor mask mandate for faculty, staff and students, according to a statement addressing the controversy sent to The Post. 

“Dr. Bruce Monger … regularly advised his students of the mask requirement, noting potential consequences for failing to comply,” the statement read.  

The school addressed the offensive physical descriptions in Monger’s email plea, noting that he “described the students’ physical characteristics in ways that do not reflect Cornell values. Dr. Monger has since acknowledged that his approach to dealing with unmasked students in class was not handled in an appropriate manner.”

Picture of A-Rod Sniffing Corky's Ass!

Here is a hot picture of A-Rod sniffing Corky's ass!  A-Rod caught a glimpse of Corky's bubble butt and couldn't help himself!!

Video of Corky Dancing

Corky has been attempting a comeback in Hollywood and recently released this nice video of himself dancing!