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Diamond Has a Sex Groupie?

I recently discovered a website containing an article written by a woman claiming to have had some type of long-term relationship with Diamond. Although she does not explicitly mention that the relationship is sexual, she does strongly imply that it is! Here are some pictures of Diamond and the groupie. (This woman looks like the type of woman I would expect to see with Diamond.) I'm actually disappointed that the groupie isn't a dude as the gay community would like to see Diamond come out of the closet and admit to having gay lovers!

She writes:

Here’s where the story really begins: When I first moved to SLC about ten years ago, I found out that Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers himself) would be performing stand-up at a local club. How could I stay away?

I convinced my friend to go with me after work one night. Honestly, it was an innocent adventure – I thought we’d have a fun night out and that would be the end of that. I had no way of knowing that watching Dustin perform “blue” comedy would somehow make me wildly attracted to him. How could one anticipate such a thing? It’s ridiculous. So much so that I remember sitting in the audience feeling attracted to him and thinking, “I can never tell anyone about this. Am I really attracted to Screech?!? Gah!”

To illustrate how not into this night I was initially, I didn’t even bring a camera. Anyone who knows me will be shocked, but it’s true. I attended a celebrity event without a camera. As I quickly regretted that decision, after chatting with Dustin a bit after the show (where he seemed to talk right to me and ignored the rest of the line), I went to a local gas station and bought two things – a disposable camera and a cherry pie. Yes, you heard that correctly. I then proceeded (because, obviously I’m SUPER classy) to write my phone number on the cherry pie and give it to Dustin when we went back. Yikes. Ballsy. When I got back to the club, the security guy assigned to Dustin said he’d been asking about me and where I went. Good sign, right? So, we took the picture, I gave him his, er, dessert, and….well, now, see, as I mentioned before, I’m going to have to leave the rest to your imagination.

Hot Farting Video

I just discovered this hot farting video! I believe that these dudes are possibly speaking Swedish or some other Scandinavian language. I enjoyed it when the one dude inhales the other dude's fart and appeared to be in ecstasy - that scene reminded me of what Mr. Belding and AC Slater probably did to Dustin Diamond on a daily basis on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set.

I bet that my homosexual Canadian stalker, Rick Bawls, also partakes in some fart inhalation every few hours while trolling Toronto-area rest stops and gas station bathrooms.

Diamond Admits That the Screech and Mr. Belding Characters Were Gay!!!

Dustin Diamond's "Behind the Bell" autobiography/expose on his Saved By The Bell experiences hit store shelves in September 2009 and has been universally panned. I have not yet read the book myself, although I did read a recent review of the book in the Onion's AV Club. According to the Onion AV Club article, Diamond admits that his character Screech had a gay relationship with Mr. Belding, as Diamond's queer fans have suspected for years!

The article recites:

Diamond writes about how he suspected that the writers of The New Class deliberately tried to undermine him and co-star Mr. Belding (he has a name, yes, but neither you nor I should ever invoke it) by making their relationship not so much homoerotic as explicitly homosexual. According to Diamond, they’d write stage directions where Screech and Mr. Belding gaze into each other’s eyes and soulfully embrace. If Diamond is being truthful—I assume everything he says is at the very least a big exaggeration—then that is officially the most awesome shit ever. Rock on, subversive, anonymous Saved By The Bell: The New Class scribes.

Picture of Rick Bawls' "Mother"

It is well-established that my obsessive Internet stalker, a Toronto resident who calls himself "Rick Bawls," is a raging homosexual who apparently masturbates several times away while thinking about me. It is also known that Rick Bawls is the son of notorious necrophiliac serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. However, not much was known about his mother until recently.

New information has been brought to my attention about Rick's "mother." Apparently Rick's father anally deposited his unusually potent seed into the colon of a cross-dressing man known only as "Jizelle." A recent picture of Jizelle is shown below. I heard that Rick Bawls' fetus grew within Jizelle's rectum until one day when Jizelle thought he was taking a massive dump only to look down into the toilet and see the baby Rick Bawls looking back at him!

Video Clip of Rick Bawls Getting Knocked Out

Rick Bawls started a riot in Toronto last week after the closing of his favorite rest stop and then traveled to Vancouver to participate in the Vancouver riot this week! Rick is seen in this video hitting an overturned car over and over with a metal club. Rick is the one with the black hair wearing the long-sleeve blue shirt and the plaid newsboy cap.

Rick Bawls walked away for a little bit when the Good Samaritan in the black Adidas jacket ("the Adidas guy") showed up and told him to stop. However, Rick returned and attempted to light the car on fire, enraging the Adidas guy. Rick finally turned to leave after the Adidas guy threw a haymaker at Rick but missed. Rick had a disgusted look on his face as he walked away and was clocked on the side of his head by another guy. Rick apparently has a glass jaw, because he immediately crumpled to the ground. Rick totally deserved what happened to him in this video - maybe next time he'll think twice before participating in a riot! I have it on good authority that Rick woke up 45 minutes later in a gas station bathroom covered in shit and semen and his blue shirt was soaked with piss!

Riot in Toronto After Rest Stop Closure

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