There are rumors that Screech faked his own death in 2021 in an effort to evade his creditors and that he has been living off the grid deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest for the past several years. According to the rumors, Screech was living with a family of clan of Sasquatches until recently, when Screech was kicked out of the group for harassing the Sasquatches.
Several posters claim that bounty hunters hired by Screech's creditors have been tracking Screech for the past several months. The bounty hunters intend to trap Screech and turn him in for a reward. Will the bounty hunters employ the drop trap like the one shown below for trapping wild animals? The drop trap below has a bowl of food as bait, although one of AC Slater's old sweaty wrestling singlets might be a better bait for Screech!
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Along with geo-duck clam for him to fuckee-suckee on long time.. 🤓🐌
The bounty hunter should swipe a pair of Mr. Belding’s soiled underwear and place it in the trap. The stench of Mr. B’s Hershey stains should attract Screech to the inside of the trap.
If Screech is captured, I would like to see a reality show produced based on his life as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Watching him sniff the asses of random truckers peeing at a urinal, offering is Jew-fro as toilet paper to men taking dumps in bathroom stalls, and falling over flopping around on the ground like a fish out of water after a stranger rips a stinky fart in his face is a show I would like to watch. It would be spank-tastic!
Larry, I rarely use traps as most times humans are far too smart for something that rudimentary. Screech has avoided being captured only because his deviancy causes him to be on the constant move. Studying him I have learned that a trap might actually work in his case. He seems to have no control over his animalistic desires to sniff the underwear of Mr. Belding or other men he finds desirable. Current rumor has it that he has shacked up with another hillbilly family deep in the woods. This family is more dangerous as they make moonshine and are very against outsiders. If my source is correct Screech is there to service their penis and ass needs, as well as act as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Hopefully this lead plans out and I will let everyone know how it goes.
Goblin Hunter, I’d like to throw my hat in the ring if you catch Screech. In order to keep prices low at my Americas Best Travel Inn I cannot give you any money, but will instead give you and your employers some fine coupon books good for many Reno establishments. I would like to have Screech provide numerous services to my guests. This would add to their delightful stays, and also bring in more revenue. I could also use him as a human toilet in case there was a problem in a room. A deranged guest might pay to fart in his face, or eat a large sandwich then belch food particles into his greasy Jew fro. The possibilities are endless and I really hope we can come to an agreement.
Angie, my network would like to film a reality show about your fine one-star hotel if you do manage to get Screech to stay there. Filming an episode where Screech keeps saying “Zoinks!” every time a bed bug bites him as he tries to fall asleep would be hilarious. We also would like to film from the inside of his room while several weirdos are pressing their bare asses against the door, windows, and adjoining walls while ripping powerful stinky farts. We also want to make sure that we get video of the infamous fat guy who provides “wake up calls” which consist of him walking into rooms we’re guests are sleeping and waking them up by ripping loud farts in their faces. It would be a hit tv show, for sure!
TV Executive, that sounds like a great fit. Your audience would love to see the going on at my fine one star motel. The changes I’ve made allow for a family friendly second level, while the first level rooms are designated for more deranged adult customers. Screech would cater to that lower level crowd and would be strictly told to stay the hell away from families on the second level. Your audience will also enjoy our human “wake up call”. It has been a huge success and is fully booked most mornings. This has worked very well as he spends nights gobbling up Taco Bell and pizza, then goes from room to room ripping massive farts in our customers faces. They said his farts are some of the most heinous they have ever smelled and compare it to being woken up with smelling salts that smell like shit! He then heads to Denny’s after I pay him his cut and feasts on a grand slam breakfast. If I get Screech into the mix my revenue per lower level room will skyrocket! A reality show would just drive even more customers here which would allow for further upgrades! Goblin Hunter please capture Screech soon and bring him directly here! I have dozens of local coupon books ready for you, and am willing to cut you in on a nice percentage of what Screech helps me make!
Angie, if you are able to get Screech I just might live in a lower level room full time! I just retired from being a long haul trucker and have a nice little nest egg. I can only imagine how amazing it would be if I could eat at Denny’s for every meal, then spray diarrhea into Screech’s mouth, then wipe my ass with his Jew Fro! The cherry on top would be have a morbidly obese man rip ass in my face the next morning to wake me up! Sign me up!!!
Angie, I find it odd that you want to allow degenerate weirdos to rent motel rooms on your first floor, while having families rent rooms on your second floor. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Families will have to walk past random queers in front of first floor rooms with their pants down while ripping ass against doors and windows and/or pleasuring themselves. If those people were on the second floor, families might be able to avoid much of it.
Candy Ass, that was my initial thought also. However, the parking lot is the center of almost all deviant behavior. People heading back and forth to the Denny’s, pimps plying their trade, drugs being used and sold, as well as all kinds of deviant behavior. This being said I made the decision to isolate the families on the luxurious second floor. I believe I made the correct decision. Most of this parking lot action doesn’t begin until after most families are in their rooms for the night. If I put the weirdos on the second floor they would definitely be shitting, jizzing, and pissing over the railing. This way once families are safely ensconced on the second floor there is little to bother them. Also, my extremely successful wake up call service utilizes an obese man who couldn’t possibly walk up the two flights of outdoor stairs needed to get to the second floor. So far everything is going very well, and I’ve got nothing but rave reviews from both families and demented weirdos. Now I just need that Goblin guy to catch Screech and deliver him to my fine motel!
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