Hot Queer Fantasy Involving Mr. Tuttle and Dustin Diamond

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: Backstage with Jack Angeles Recap

Hey Screech,

Remember the time you were having some pre-taping jitters so you decided you'd drop by Jack Angeles' dressing room and ask him if he had any advice on how to get rid of the nervousness? Remember how he said "Well, Screech, what I usually do to prepare.." Remember how in mid sentence his eyes rolled back? Remember how he began to emit a high pitched squealing sound? Remember how you approached to see what was wrong with him, when suddenly you froze with fear, as you saw he began to roll around on the floor masturbating vigorously? Remember how his high pitched squealing suddenly turned to fast paced, unintelligible gibberish? Remember how this quickly progressed to him speaking in all sorts of foreign sounding tongues? Remember how a portal opened up in the wall and a 12 foot, winged demon flew through it? Remember how the terrifying beast savagely battered and raped you? Remember how you then blacked out? Remember how you woke up 15 minutes later on the floor, feeling thoroughly beaten, looking up at what appeared to be a fresh load of semen on Jack's hands and around the crotch area of his pants? Remember how he said to you: "Screech, you just fell asleep and it looked like you were having a horrible nightmare"? Remember how you told him about the giant beast that attacked and raped you? Remember how he said "sure Screech, anyways, like I was saying, what i do to prepare for the show is usually to blow a load all over my hands and around the crotch area of my pants"? Remember how he then proceeded to lick the semen off his fingers and wink at you? You sure learned a lot about showbusiness that day.

Hot Gay "Remember When" Fantasy About Screech

I discovered this hot gay "remember when" fantasy involving Screech and Milo the janitor (from Good Morning Miss Bliss) over in the dustindiamond.com guestbook. Screech sured learned a valuable lesson in this story:

04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM
13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom
Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated?

Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11th May 2005 - 02:41:07 AM
13485 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater tripped you during a basketball game you were playing in gym class at Bayside? Remember when you told the teacher what had happened and Slater was sent to Mr. Belding's office? Remember when Mr. Belding called you down to his office and you thought he was going to ask about the incident so that he could document everything before suspending Slater? Remember when you walked into Mr. Belding's office and Slater jumped out from behind the door and punched you in the chin? Remember when MR. Belding stood up and you saw that he was naked and stroking his schlong while watching Slater beat your ass? Remember when Slater kepting punching you in the chest and ribs? Remember when he tore off your now-bloody Zubaz and had unprotected buttsex with you? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over and blew his load in your 'fro? Remember when MR. Belding kicked you in the head and you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when an ambulance was called and you went to the hospital? Remember when Zack and Slater visited you after you came out of your coma? Remember how you were on an IV drip? Remember when Slater used medical tape to tape your hands together? Remember when you thought (and hoped) he was doing this so that he could have kinky gay sex with you? Remmeber when he yanked off the IV bag and took into the bathroom and took a runny shit in it? Remember when he came back out and hooked up the bag of his shit to the IV drip? Remember when you got blood poisoning and almost died? Remember when you went into another coma and permanently lost 25% of your brain's mental capacity? Slater sure got you good that time!

16th May 2005 - 12:22:34 AM
13557 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing kickball during gym class at Bayside? Remember when Kelly was at the plate and she kicked the ball to you while you were playing shortstop? Remember when you fielded the ball and wildly threw it toward Zack, the first baseman? Remember when you were so uncoordinated that the ball slipped as you threw it and it hit the second baseman in the head? Remember when the second basement was a weirdo that liked to be called the "Prince"? Remember when everyone thought he was a complete faggot? Remember how he was the only kid in school that you could beat up, as he was even more scrawny than you? Remember when he got up after you hit hit with the kickball and came at you crying and screaming like the big pussy that he was? Remember when he swung at you with flailing arms? Remember when you kicked him in the nuts and he fell over? Remember when a crowd started forming around you two yelling "FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!" as you squared off with the Prince? Remember when Mr. Belding ran out in the gym and said "hey, hey, hey, waht is going on here?" Remember when the Prince ran over to Belding and told him that you hit him with the kickball for no reason? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up the kickball and said "was it this kickball, you stupid FAGGOT?" as he whipped the ball at your face from a distance of a mere 10 feet away? Remember when the ball hit the Prince in his face, shattering his nose and spraying blood everywhere? Remember when the entire class started laughing and called the Prince a stupid piece of cocksucking shit? Remember when Slater said "whoa, that's a lot of blood" as Zack gave the Prince a legsweep, knocking him to the ground? Remember when Slater dropped trow and then dropped an HIV+ pile of shit on the Prince's bloody nose? Remember when the HIV from Slater's feces made its way into the Prince's bloodstream, giving the Prince HIV? Remember when Mr. Dewey, the science teacher, ran into the gym with a syringe and said "Prince, take this, it will make you better" as he injected the Prince? Remember when he finished the injection and then told everyone he had just injected the Prince with the Ebola virus? Remember when everyone started laughing? Remember how the Prince was a bloody, fecal-covered mess by this point? Remember when you said "alright, he's had enough... JUST KIDDING, WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMING UP!!!" as you kicking the Prince in the nuts and then yanked off his gym shorts? Remember when everyone laughed because the Prince was hung like a gnat? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and Mr. Dewey took turns stomping on the Prince's tiny hairless beanbag? Remember when I said "let me have a chance! I'm strong like an OX?" Remember when I stomped so hard on the Prince's nuts that his nutsack broke open and his tiny balls rolled out? Remember when Salter said "Prince, I think these belong to you" as he stuffed then down the Prince's throat? Remember when the Prince was in the hospital for months afterward and has been seeing a psychiatrist for years? Remember when you went to your 10-year Bayside high school reunion and discovered that the Prince had a sex change and now goes by the name "Princess Puessie"? Remember when Princess Peussie started posting retarded things in message board because he thinks they are funny, when in reality only a stupid fecal-munching pervert would find any of his postings funny? You and the Bayside gang sure screwed over the Prince in that episode!

26th September 2004 - 07:47:50 PM
10055 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you?

18th March 2005 - 04:20:38 PM
12787 : Dner
Hey Dustin? Remember on E! True Hollywood Story: Saved by the Bell, how the interviewer made you cry like a stupid fucking jew when he mentioned the time you were raped during the filming of Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style? Remember how he mentioned how you went into a Denny's bathroom? Remember how a man came out of the bathroom stall next to you and approched you? Remember how you felt "nervous" and "uneasy" when he stood behind you looking over your shoulder watching you piss out of your tiny cock? Remember how you said "excuse me?" to the man? Remember how you grabbed you by your greasy jew fro and smashed your face into the urinal? Remember how you fell on the floor crying like a bitch still pissing? Remember how you felt when you were covered in your own piss and blood? Remember how you felt when you saw that it was actually Dennis Haskins that had did this too you? Remember how he whistled for Mario Lopez to come out of the other stall? Remember how Dennis Haskins stepped on your face so Mario Lopez could jerk off his spicy latin cock to the sound of you screaming? Remember how he unloaded his cum in your bleeding head wound? Remember how Dennis yelled "my turn!" and pulled his pants down and jammed his unlubed cock in your ass? Remember how you bled as he pumped your ass with his massive principal cock? Remember how you screamed in pain and Mario Lopez kicked your teeth out and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JEW! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Remember how Mario then fucked your toothless bleeding mouth while Dennis was still getting it on with your now torn asshole? Remember how Dennis pulled your arms back really hard and it made you scream while he shot his load in your bleeding ass? Remember how he said "how's a little HIV juice for you Screech?" Remember how he pulled out and squated over you? Remember how Dennis then sprayed his shit all over you? Remember how Mario came in your mouth and you gagged on his cum and threw up on the floor? Remember how Mario rubbed your face in the vomit? Remember how he turned you over on your back and shat on your face? Remember how he rubbed the shit in your hair and face and kick you in the mouth again? Remember how Dennis said "I'm sorry, let me clean you off?" Remember how Dennis Haskins then pissed all over you and Mario did the same? Remember how they kept kicking you in the head until you passed and then hog tied you with your own clothes? Remember how they then threw you in a bathroom stall naked and covered in their HIV infected bodily fluids and left you there for dead? Remember how you came too and saw Mark-Paul Gosselaar standing there? Remember how relieved you felt that he came to your rescue? Remember the horror you felt when whipped out his cock and finished you off? Remember how he carved his initials into your queer hairless boy chest so that you'd always be reminded of who did this too you? Remember how Dennis and Mario came from behind him with polaroid camera? Remember how they then carved their names in your chest? Remember how the then took a bunch of pictures of you laying there so they could jerk off to them later on? Remember how the only clear thought you had was how violated you felt? Remember how the feeling of violation made you erect and turned on? Remember how the then saw your tiny erect penis and then kicked you straight in the junk for being a jewish homo? Man, they really grilled you for the details in that interview!!

Deucer
Posted: Sep 13 2006, 06:42 AM
That reminded me of the zoo trip episode. Screech, remember the episode where you went on a field-trip to the zoo with Belding, Zack and Slater? Remember how Belding decided it would be funny to throw you into the gorilla enclosure? Remember how the gorillas eyed you up hungrily and started stroking their hardening schlongs? Remember how the silverback alpha-male grabbed you roughly and tore down your zubaz before plunging his mighty saber into your too-tight ass? Remember how you felt your colon tear horribly as the gorilla went in deeper? Remember how he mercilessly pounded your destroyed ass whilst tossing you around like a scrawny rag-doll? Remember how you noticed that all the other gorillas, as well as the chimps in the adjoining cage and Zack, Slater and Belding, were all stood around masturbating furiously at the spectacle? Remember how the hot stench of primal lust in the air reminded you of the time you were gang-raped in the boy's changing room by Ox, Slater and Marvin Nedick? Remember how the alpha-male roared mightily before gunning an astonishing amount of semen into your corrupted digestive tract? Remember how this was a sign for all of the others to climax, and a call of the wild went up as everyone ejaculated simultaneously? Remember how thick ropes of hot animal sperm arced through the air, drenching you thoroughly? Remember how the alpha-male withdrew, took a shit in his hand and mashed it into your jew-fro? Remember how the zookeeper later told you that, in gorilla society, this meant that the two of you were now married? Remember how you were forced to live with your new husband for 6 months until he finally suffered a heart attack one night while reaming your ass for the umpteenth time? You sure are one unlucky sonofabitch!

Dustins_Rim_Goblin
Posted: Apr 24 2006, 08:41 PM
Dustin, do you remember when the studio decided to get rid of the Kevin the robot prop and how you thought that Kevin was real? Remember how much you cried like little girl and your older castmates laughed at you so much that you ran into Milo's broom closet and cried for hours on end. Remember when you found some voodoo stuff of Milo's and you did voodoo to make Kevin come back to life. Remember how several day's later Kevin found you and you took him to your house. Remember how Kevin would knock you out and take advantage of you. Remember one time you woke up and found your chest cavity ripped open and Kevin was taking a dump in your chest? Remember how he saw you came to, so he took a baseball bat and knock you out? Remember how Kevin made you undress in front of him and stuck his cock in you and shot thick ropey loads in your rectum. Remember how you never questioned why a robot could take a dump or shoot thick ropey loads on you, or even why Kevin's penis looked like a real human cock? Remember how one time Kevin ass raped you, robbed your house, called you the stupidist faggot in the world and you never saw or heard from him again? Well I've got some news for you. What you didn't know is that when the studio threw out the Kevin suit, I was digging in the garbage cans. I found it and dressed in it with the full intention of engaging in gay sex with you and than humiliating you. I really got you that time you stupid fag. I mean come on dipshit, it was a fake robot, yet it was able to shit on you and it had a flesh penis. Are you that fucking retarded? The best part was when I took that shit in your chest and beat you with the bat. Remember how you kept crying for your mommy until I finally knocked you out cold. Remember how you woke up in a pool of blood and feces. Remember how I sat there with a grin on my fake robot face? Rmember when I said you had crabs and needed to shave your pubes. Remember how afer you shaved, I threw carburator fluid all over your penis and it burned. Remember how you curled into the fetal postition and cried. If Kevin the robot showed up at your doorstep, would you let him in? Damn I bet I can get you good again. Silly fag.

Deucer
Posted: Nov 7 2005, 08:18 PM
Screech, remember when Bayside High held a talent contest, and you entered with your stand-up routine? Remember how psyched you were about going on, because you thought you were God's gift to stand-up comedy? Remember how you took the stage and tore into your routine with gusto? Remember how your routine consisted primarily of toilet humor, blue language and insinuations that Zack and Slater were lovers? Remember how you also 'zinged' Mr. Belding, at one point calling him a "big bald cocksucker"?

Remember how you thought your routine was hot shit and was going down really well, even though two thirds of the audience left because they were offended either by your adult language or by the fact that your routine was utter shit? Remember how at one point you looked into the audience and saw Zack, Slater and Belding glaring at you in a deeply malicious manner? Remember how you just figured they were jealous of your talent, and went into a particularly lascivious routine about the three of them gang-banging in the locker room? Remember how, even though you left the stage to a shower of "BOO"s and various hurled objects, you were so deluded that you thought you'd gone down really well?

Remember when you came to school the next day, and people kept caling you names, but you just figured they were quoting from your act? Remember how you got your first indication that the act might not have gone down too well when you were standing in the lunch queue and Ox walked up and said "hey cock-taster, your act was fucking shit", and kicked you hard in the balls?

Remember how you got your second indication when, at the end of the day, Belding, Slater and Zack grabbed you in the parking lot, bundled you into Belding's car, and drove you out to an abandoned warehouse on the wrong side of town? Remember how they marched you inside and threw you on the ground? Remember how they started whaling on you? Remember how Zack said "we'll show you just how gay we are, faggot!!" and tore down your zubaz? Remember how he forced his un-lubed cock up your ass, while Slater stuck his smelly erection in your mouth? Remember how Belding stood there stroking his schlong to the sight of you being spit-roasted? Remember how Zack and Slater filled both ends of your alimentary canal with hot semen?

Remember how they withdrew and you fell to the ground, thinking the ordeal was over? Remember how your relief turned to horror when Belding pulled you up by the afro, stuck his erection in your face and said "STEP UP TO THE MIC, FUNNY-MAN!!!"? Remember how he tried to force his cock into your mouth, but you kept your mouth shut? Remember how Belding remedied this situation by kicking you in the mouth and knocking all your teeth out? Remember how he started throat-fucking you? Remember how you felt you were gonna throw up, but couldn't because Belding's wang was supressing your gag reflex? Remember how you moaned "VOINKFFF!!!" Remember how Belding bellowed like a hippopottamus and fired his seed down your throat? Remember how he threw you to the ground like a discarded toy, and you lay there, vomiting up a combination of bile, blood, semen and teeth? Remember how. to top it all off, Slater dropped trow and gave you a nice Taco Bell shower?

Remember how you heard them walking out and thought that at least now the ordeal was over? Remember how your relief again turned to horror when they came back in brandishing a boombox and a length of rope? Remember how Zack and Slater picked you up and tied you to a chair? Remember how Belding hit play on the boombox, which started playing "Stuck in the Middle" by Steeler's Wheel? Remember how Belding started to dance around you, like in the scene from Reservoir Dogs? Remember how instead of dousing you with petrol, the three of them gave you a golden shower? Remember how Belding suddenly produced a knife and sliced off your gonzo nose?

Remember how they kicked you over and walked out, leaving you for dead? Remember how you passed out? Remember how you came to a while later, awoken by the sound of people entering the building? Remember how you thought you were to be rescued? Remember how your relief once again turned to horror when you discovered that the intruders were a gang of sex-crazed hobos looking for spare ass? Remember how they ravaged your battered form in an orgy culminating in all of them bukkake-ing you? Remember how they drenched you with their STD-ridden semen?

Remember how you said "ZOINKS!"?

I guess now you'll think twice before insulting your fellow cast members in your stand-up routine! Or maybe you won't...

RememberWhen
Posted: Jul 18 2005, 04:50 PM
Hey Screech,

Remember that Twilight Zone episode of Saved By The Bell?

Remember how, in the episode, you built your very own time machine out of old cardboard boxes from your time in the hobo episode? Remember how you christened it "Zubaz 1"? Remember how everybody laughed at your invention citing how it had no electricity or buttons?

Remember how you dived into your time machine saying "I'll show you!" and you "disappeared" to god knows who knows "when"?

Remember how you really wanted to get back to the swinging sixties when Belding was a up-and-coming (literally and metaphorically) sports star? Remember how you wanted to feel his big jock schlong before he lost all his hair and became the "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here" jerk he was back then?

Remember how you "arrived" in Dallas, Texas and you thought you'd have a peek behind the Grassy Knoll -- remember how you saw Belding there with a rifle? Remember how he pointed it to you and it suddenly went off?

...

Remember how you suddenly awoke and realised it was all a dream, within a dream? Remember how your face felt sticky as if someone had dumped glue all over your face?

Remember how when you refocused your eyes you saw Belding's closed eyes of satisfaction as he dumped his final drops of schlong milk all over your face?

Remember how you couldn't explain how there was a black-and-white picture of Belding in full cop uniform smiling with a rifle in the background with a big cheesy grin whilst he stood next to Elvis and Sam from the TV show Quantum Leap?

You sure were on a lot of drugs back then...


26th February 2005 - 05:24:09 PM
12519 : Rocco
I just watched a christmas episode of sbtb where the gang runs into a homeless family at the mall. Screech and Zack run into the vagrant in the malls bathroom where screech is trying to dry his wet pants. Wet, because Zack had pissed on him a few minutes earlier. The bum was scrubbing his armpits in the sink and had an obvious erection as soon as he saw Screech! To brighten up the mood Zack told the bum he was going to give him an early christmas present and ran out of the bathroom locking the door behind him. The bum quickly dropped trow and jumped on Screech beating him unmercifully! He first used Screech's fro like a sponge to clean his ass with then he began pounding his ass finishing off with a nice donkey punch redering screech unconsious. To top off the Xmax spirit he crapped on his head then unlocked the door and went on his way. The rest of the gang entered the bathroom and laughed and sang Xmax songs while screech lay on floor moaning and bleeding with a big smelly shit dripping off him!

15th November 2004 - 01:07:58 AM
11049 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing your robot, Kevin, at chess? Remember when you beat him a couple of times and Kevin got really pissed at you? Remember when you kept celebrating and made your robot leave because you told him you wanted to take a nap afterward? Remember when instead of taking a nap, you pulled out your Bayside yearbook and started masturbating while looking at pictures of Zack, Slater, and Mr. Belding? Remember when Kevin walked back into your room and caught you playing with yourself? Remember when Kevin became enraged and lunged at your neck with his metal claws? Remember when he pulled down his robot pants and cut off yours? Remember when he inserted his robotic metal penis into your buttholes? Remember he grabbed your abdomen roughly with his metal claws and started bouncing you up and down on his metal woodrow? Remember when you cried out in pain and he told to to "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when he pulled out and said he was about to blow his oily load? Remember when he told you to open his mouth and then blew his oily robotic load on your tongue? Remember when you were relieved that Kevin was finally done with you? Remember when you quickly learned that he was not done with you when he started smacking you in the face with his metal claws and told you that because he was a robot, he could do you until his battery supplies ran out? Remember how disparaged you felt when he said that and you quickly realized that maybe you shouldn't have installed a metal penis on Kevin? Your robot really got you good that time!

Hot "Remember When" story and accompanying Drawing From The Dustin Diamond Love Forum Website

Hey queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom posted the following queer fanatasy about Screech and the Saved By The Bell gang at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. Dner drew the accompanying picture. Thanks guys!

Screech, remember the time you saw the movie "Short Circuit"? Remember how cool you thought Number 5 was, and how you wished your robot Kevin was as cool as him? Remember how you used to have wet dreams about Kevin getting struck by lightning and magically becoming a cyborg with homosexual tendencies and fully-functional genitalia? Remember how you started to have feelings for Kevin?

Remember that one time you took Kevin for a walk in the park? Remember how people laughed and called you a shithead for taking a robot for a walk, but you didn't care because you loved Kevin and you wanted the whole world to know it?

Remember how you sat down on a bench and said "Oh Kevin, you're my only friend in the whole world...if only you could understand"? Remember how, suddenly, Kevin turned to you and said "BZZZT...KEVIN...LOVES...SCREECH"? Remember how you looked at him in amazement as he went on to say "NUMBER...5...IS...ALIVE"? Remember how you thought that the artificial intelligence routines you had programmed Kevin with must have evolved somehow? Remember how you were so happy that you threw your arms around his metallic frame and said "Oh Kevin! You've come to life! Screech loves you too", and you gave him a kiss? Remember how Kevin said "OOOH, RIGHT ON THE SENSOR", and you laughed and hugged him harder? Remember how you imagined yourself winning the Nobel prize for your pioneering work in AI?

Remember how your joy turned to confusion as you started to feel something hard poking against you? Remember how you looked down and saw a 12" iron rod with a bulbous end sticking out of Kevin's crotch? Remember how confused you were because you hadn't built Kevin with genitalia? Remember how Kevin said "BZZZT...KEVIN...NEEDS...ASS" and he grasped you with his powerful metallic claws, rendering you motionless? Remember how you cried "ZOINKS!!! No, Kevin!! Stop!!! Abort program sequence!!" as Kevin turned you around and tore down your zubaz? Remember how you squealed as Kevin thrust his cold iron cock up your poop-pipe? Remember how he thrust back and forth several times until he said "ZOINKS...I'M...GONNA...CUMMMMMM"? Remember how you felt him ejaculate oil in your ass? Remember how liters of oil spewed out of him, filling your digestive tract and distending your belly? Remember how, as the orgasm subsided, he started to quake violently with sparks coming from him? Remember how he exploded, and you were thrown to the ground?

Remember how you looked up to see Zack emerging from a nearby bush, laughing and holding a remote control unit? Remember how he told you how he had been controlling Kevin all along? Remember how he said he paid some of your fellow science nerds to build a monster penis onto Kevin? Remember how he said he'd caught the whole thing on camera, and that he was gonna get rich selling copies of the tape to your schoolmates? Remember how he walked off laughing?

Zack sure taught you a lesson about messing with technology that day!

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22nd March 2004 - 05:33:32 AM

6832 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where you made Zack & Slater fake IDs so you guys could sneak into a nightclub called The Attic? Remember how strange you felt because that one fat chick wouldn't leave you alone and all you wanted to do that night was dance with Zack & Slater? Remember how they constantly rebuffed you because they were with girls of their own and they didn't want to ruin the purely heterosexual image that they had publicly established for themselves? Remember when you got really drunk and started to cry and Zack & AC felt sorry for you and said that they would take you out back behind the nightclub's dumpster for a quickie? Remember when they made you wear a paper bag over your head and said that it was "just for disguise purposes" and you weren't sure why you would need a disguise but went along with it anyway because you were drunk & horny? Remember how glad you were to finally be penetrated that night by both of them, but as they each took turns thrusting themselves into you, something just didn't seem quite right about it? Remember how rough & greasy their hands felt as they rubbed & groped your boney hips and extremely small sensitive balls? Remember when you suddenly noticed a peculiar smell that didn't seem to be coming from the dumpster that you were leaning against? Remember how you started to feel a strange burning sensation in your anus and between your butt cheeks that just didn't feel quite right and you became worried? Remember when you finally decided to take the paper bag off your head and you found out that Zack & AC were gone and had tricked you & sold you out to a couple smelly diseased hobos for a dollar each? Damn, your ass was itching something awful for weeks!

12th February 2004 - 12:35:45 AM

6381 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how cool and "hip" he was? Remember how much you liked his hair, which he let grow out nice & long to hide the fact that he had a very obvious receding hairline? Remember when you showed up for school extra early and walked into Belding's office and caught him and his brother in the 69 position on top of Belding's desk? Remember how you tried to act embarrassed but you couldn't hide your excitement and stripped down to your underoos immediately? Remember when Rod had you take a dump on his receding hairline while Mr. Belding had you lick his fuzzy nipples? Remember when Belding gave you a Dirty Sanchez and ejaculated in your hair so he could slick it back and make you look like you were Mexican? Remember when Rod said he loved Mexican food and proceeded to eat out your unwiped butt cheeks as you squeezed out another long meaty turd? Remember when Belding then forced you to deep throat his thick white cock and told you to "suck it like the dirty Mexican scum that you are!" and then threw you out in the street afterwards? Remember when Rod came running outside and you thought he was going to apologize to you for his brother's behavior, except he instead kicked dirt in your face and told you that "Slater tasted better"? Remember when you stuck your fingers up your butt and took a lick and realized that he was right?

27th January 2004 - 11:25:21 AM

6262 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that one SbtB episode where a new girl wanted to join the wrestling team but the team didn't want her to join? Remember how she thought it was because she was a girl but, unbeknownst to her, the REAL reason was because it would have screwed up the team's homosexual rankings among the members? Remember how much you secretly wished you could join too but knew that they wouldn't take you in because of your pitiful physique? Remember how you tried your best to bulk up by working out and eating nothing but power bars sprinkled with weight-gaining powder & grasshopper bits? Remember how you weren't gaining any muscle mass but started getting flabby instead so you cut back and resorted to eating nothing but candle wax & paper products? Remember when you finally started to get back into a decent shape but nobody noticed because the new wrestling chick was the center of everybody's attention at the time? Remember when she noticed you looking pitiful and felt sorry for you so she invited you over to her house after wrestling practice to talk? Remember when you were in her room and she told you to close your eyes and not to open them until she said so? Remember when you smelled something fishy so you peaked anyway and opened your eyes just in time to see her attempting to use your enormous gonzo nose to stimulate her smelly snatch? Remember how disgusted you felt to be touching a girl in a sexual manner like that for the very first time? Remember how much you cried as you ran down the street away from her house as fast as your thin bony legs could take you, your arms flailing in the wind? Remember how good it felt to have the wrestling team finally notice you as they washed your tears away when they each took turns ejaculating all over your face? Remember how much you cried again when they said you still couldn't join the team anyway? Damn, even The New Class still be laughing about that shit!

21st January 2004 - 03:32:04 PM

6235 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when the school struck oil and everybody dreamed about how rich they were going to be? Remember how there was an accident and oil spilled into the school pond and killed all the animals that you & the gang had just returned to the pond after having bonded with them as part of a class assignment? Remember how upset Zack & Mr. Belding were when their little duck Becky died? Remember how much fun Zack had whenever he forced the duck to deep throat him while Belding fingered it from behind? Remember how loudly it would quack? Remember how Zack was unable to accept Becky's death and kept the duck's dead body with him for days as he continued to clean the black oil off it in vain? Remember how you tried to comfort Zack and told him that you would do anything for him to make him feel better? Remember when he had to dress up as a duck in a really ragged duck suit and forced you to deep throat his bleach-haired cock while roughly choking your long, slender neck? Remember how he turned off the lights so it would be easier for him to imagine that you were Becky? Remember how he kept calling out the duck's name in ecstasy every time he tightly squeezed your neck? Remember when you felt something enter you from behind but you couldn't tell what it was because the lights were out and Zack was still face fucking you & it was too dark to see? Remember how it kept going farther & farther up your colon and you couldn't help but grow an erection? Remember when Zack finally blew his load down your throat & switched on the lights and you turned around just in time to see Mr. Belding pulling his arm out of your horribly stretched ass and it was completely covered in black oil & mashed chunks of your shit? Remember how you proceeded to lick Belding's arm completely clean like the nasty little fecal muncher that you are?

25th November 2003 - 07:31:58 PM

5844 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that one early SbtB episode where it was the annual Miss Bayside competition and Zack entered you in it on a bet with Slater? Remember when hopes of you actually winning were high so Slater entered the competition as well? Remember how during the swimsuit part of the competition Slater came out on stage wearing nothing but a pair of trunks? Remember how smooth and well tanned his skin looked? Remember how finely toned his biceps & thighs were? Remember how uncomfortable your queer little bathing suit became when you uncontrollably popped a stiffy? Remember when Slater flexed his muscles at the insistence of a very noticeably aroused Mr. Belding and you felt conflicted because even though you were drawn to AC, you also felt a loyalty to Belding and wanted to be his exclusive partner in butt sex? Remember when you won the competition and became Miss Bayside and you felt like a princess because Mr. Belding started singing that song about how lovely you were? Remember how less lovely you felt when you spied on Belding making a pass at Slater? Remember how happy you were when Slater rebuffed Belding's advances as he walked away holding Zack's hand? Remember how weird you felt when later that night Mr. Belding, while thrusting his veiny member into you from behind, kept tugging on the back of that wig he made you wear which strangely resembled Slater's permed mullet? Remember when he called out AC's name during orgasm and you looked over your shoulder and he was wearing a blonde wig & preppy clothes that made him look like Zack?

22nd November 2003 - 10:39:25 PM

5817 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode with Tori Spelling where your mom went to Graceland for her anniversary and Zack & AC stayed over at your house and everybody partied in their boxers all night long? Remember when the guys decided to play a joke on you and had you bend over to pick up a penny they dropped, then Zack shoved that broomstick deep up your butt and AC used it to steer you around the house like a vacuum? Remember when Slater steered you in the wrong direction and knocked over your mom's Elvis statue and you knew that she would die if she found out it broke? Remember when Zack played poker against Maxwell Nerdstrom and he bet your dog and lost? Remember when you had that dream sequence where your mom showed up saying she had died and then Mr. Belding showed up dressed as Elvis to escort her to heaven and he had a noticeable erection? Remember how you wondered whether the erection was for you our your mom, or if maybe Belding just liked being dressed that way? Remember when Zack held a party to raise money to buy a new Elvis statue but he couldn't raise enough so he whored you out to Nerdstrom? Remember when Nerdstrom said he would give you back your dog if he could film you sucking him off? Remember when he took you upstairs to your mom's room & pulled you into that big dark closet with him and told you to start sucking? Remember how dark it was and you couldn't see anything so you had to feel your way around the closet until you found Nerdstrom's surprisingly very large & erect penis? Remember how unusually salty & bitter it tasted but you kept sucking it anyway because you had never sucked such a large member before? Remember when your mom came home early and she opened the closet door to see what was going on in there and you could see by the light entering the closet that Nerdstrom was standing in the corner filming you with his infrared camera and you looked up to see who it was you were REALLY sucking off and it turned out to be Tori Spelling the whole time? Damn, I always knew there was something unusual about that chick!

20th November 2003 - 06:12:54 PM

5799 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you guys had your senior prom with a country western theme (rather than formal) and everybody dressed like cowboys & rednecks? Remember how you were dressed in overalls & a straw hat like you were ready for a fagtastic hoedown? Remember when you noticed a peculiar baked tortilla smell emanating from the boiler room and you knew something was up? Remember when you went down there and saw that Jessie & Slater had accidentally locked themselves in the boiler room? Remember when you opened the door and noticed the newfound sexual tension between them and became insanely jealous with rage? Remember when you lunged towards Jessie and flailed you arms at her as you proceeded to get into a catfight with her? Remember when you started whacking her over the head repeatedly with a hard rubber dildo that you just happened to have in your pocket? Remember how you fought with all your might but she kicked your ass anyway? Remember how sore you were & how badly the bruises covering your body hurt everytime you touched them? Remember how less badly they hurt later that night as a very comforting Mr. Belding squirted & massaged his warm, creamy loads all over your backside for hours? Remember how his gentle, soothing touch took your mind off the pain & humiliation, only to bring your mind right back to the pain as he attempted to shove your sharp, brittle straw hat up your unlubed butt?

18th November 2003 - 01:29:45 AM

5768 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where it was Career Day at Bayside and Slater quit wrestling and took up baking instead? Remember when AC baked that chocolate cake and you fantasized about him hand feeding you the cake piece by piece while you laid your head on his very well tanned thighs? Remember how much more delicious you thought the cake icing would be if it were your very own protein rich boy butter rather than chocolate? Remember when Zack had made a bet against someone from Valley over which school would be victorious in the upcoming wrestling match and he had to come up with some way to get Slater to rejoin the wrestling team again to insure the victory? Remember how ecstatic you were when you learned that the plan Zack finally came up with involved you having to dress up in tights & take AC's place on the team in the hopes that he would come to your rescue at the last minute? Remember how you were about to get pummeled in the wrestling match and your Valley opponent had you up on his shoulders when Slater finally did arrive at the last minute to save you? Remember how erotic the entire event seemed as the Valley guy pulled you off of his shoulders and place you in Slater's very smooth & muscular arms? Remember how noticeably aroused you became at that moment as Slater cradled you in his arms like a baby? Remember when both of your eyes met and you thought you were in love? Remember how disappointed you were when AC put you down so he could wrestle the Valley guy and win the match? Remember how less disappointed you were back in the locker room when Slater had you lick chocolate icing off his very hairy & sweaty testicles?

12th November 2003 - 04:08:12 PM

5695 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode that guest starred that chick who used to play Punky Brewster? Remember how you came up with a special spaghetti sauce and said it was a super secret homemade recipe and marketed it at the school and it became a hit? Remember how you & Zack stole all of those glass jars meant for the science classes and used the school facilities to manufacture & package your sauce? Remember how Punky Brewster & her bursting set of 36DDs started taking advantage of you and had you spend enormous amounts of your newfound income on her? Remember how weird she thought it was when you bought her that black strapon dildo with a diamond stud on the tip and you told her it was a present for the "both of us"? Remember how Mr. Belding found out about you stealing the glass jars and using the school facilities to make your sauce so he had you pay it all off by having you "eat his sauce" every day in his office around lunchtime, as well as also having you make him spaghetti for dinner every night for the following three months? Remember how much he loved your spaghetti sauce that you "personally prepared" just for him and complimented you every time he ate it? Remember how puzzled he was when, every morning for those three months, he kept finding crusty sesame seeds matted into his graying pubic hair after having unprotected buttsex with you the night before? Remember how you pulled one over on Belding because he never found out that your sauce's secret ingredient was your chunky, sesame seed filled diarrhea?

11th November 2003 - 05:02:31 AM

5657 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you & the gang went to Palm Springs for the wedding of Jessie's father? Remember how you had just gone through a bad breakup with Mr. Belding, so to get your mind off things, you dressed up as a ship captain and tried to pick up girls using a book that would supposedly teach you how to act cool & get in their pants? Remember when you went to that gym with the intention of hitting on the girls who were working out there, but you couldn't keep your eyes off of all the flexing beefcake that was there also? Remember when you saw Slater hitting on that princess while on the rowing machine and it reminded you of all the times Mr. Belding would call you up to his office, tie you up in those special bondage straps that he had, and would use you as his own personal "rowing machine"? Remember how as soon as AC got off the rowing machine, you snuck over to the machine and began to lick and rub your face into the sweat-soaked ass print Slater left on the seat of the machine? Remember how you could still feel the warmth of his ass that was left on the seat? Remember how you smiled and gently laid your head on the cushiony seat and dozed off as you deeply inhaled the baked tortilla smell that Slater's ass naturally gave off? Remember how, as you laid there, you ended up dreaming about Belding smearing refried beans all over your erection and wrapping it in a tortilla? Remember how you dreamed that Slater would then "eat" the tortilla as Belding sprinkled ice-cold grated cheese on your boney ass cheeks? Remember when you woke up and found that you had somehow accidentally caught your own erection in the gears of the rowing machine? Ouch!

28th October 2003 - 04:22:25 PM

5445 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where you had a fight with Zack over that one tennis girl and moved in with Mr. Rogers? Remember how much you missed Zack and dreamed that he would come into your room at night and carry you out of bed and take you back to your old room and have sweet unprotected sexual relations with you in your old bed? Remember when you dreamed that it actually happened but when you woke up, you found yourself in Rogers' bed instead and he had his massive, muscular arms wrapped tightly around your fragile, minuscule frame? Remember when you struggled to get away but he held you down and forced you to wear his old football jersey & shoulder pads and nothing else? Remember how much you bled & cried when he forced himself inside you and ravished you for a good 20 minutes? Remember how you fell deeply in love with him at that very moment, only to have your heart broken when he called out Slater's name during climax? Man, you should have seen the look on your face!

24th October 2003 - 06:39:02 AM

5387 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Special thanks to Fagbusters for the idea.

29th October 2003 - 09:24:10 AM

5466 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where it was Thanksgiving and featured all those special guest stars and you guys tried to make a turkey? Remember how one of the guest stars was (at the time) Tiffany Amber Thiessen's real life boyfriend, Brian Austin Green? Remember how jealous you were of her and kept giving her dirty looks for the rest of the episode? Remember how Brian was trying to start a career as a white rapper? Remember how much you kept flirting with him in front of everybody? Remember how uncomfortable he seemed by it? Remember how pissed Slater looked and he wouldn't talk to you for the rest of the episode? Remember when you invited Brian into the men's room and asked him to rap for you personally in return for a sloppy anal rimming? Remember how disgusted he was by the request? Remember when he had sex with you anyway? Damn, that dude will do ANYTHING to get people to listen to his new beats!

07th November 2003 - 12:15:50 AM

5606 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode where there was a dance contest at The Max hosted by Casey Kasem and you ended up being paired with Lisa who had a broken leg? Remember how you were still developing sexually and felt conflicted about having to dance with Lisa? Remember how AC was dirty dancing with Kelly but you secretly wished it was you that Slater was grinding his lumpy crotch into instead? Remember how you wished Slater would scoop you up in his arms & twirl you around on the dance floor while holding you tightly against his very muscular chest? Remember how moments before it was your turn to dance with Lisa, you thought you were developing a crush on Slater because it felt like you had butterflies in your stomach, but it turned out to be your chronic diarrhea acting up again? Remember how you had to quickly improvise a solution to your leaky ass problem so you snuck into the kitchen and stuck a freshly cooked cob of corn up into your anus to stop the seepage? Remember how steaming hot it was? Remember how you and Lisa hit the dance floor and started hopping around on one leg and Casey Kasem dubbed it "The Sprang"? Remember how everybody thought you were only dancing like that because you were imitating Lisa, but in reality you were stiffly hopping around because it was hard to move with that hot cob of corn lodged up your butt as it burned the fleshy inner walls of your smelly anus? Remember how as you continued to hop around on one leg, you began to actually enjoy the painful burning sensation as the corn lodged itself deeper into your rectal cavity with every excruciating hop? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support & episode suggestion.

27th October 2003 - 06:11:40 PM

5430 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time?

26th October 2003 - 12:18:28 PM

5413 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could?

24th October 2003 - 01:40:41 AM

5385 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny.

14th November 2003 - 03:56:55 PM

5733 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where there was an upcoming dance and everybody wore plastic hearts around their neck with their names on them & placed them around the neck of whomever it was they were taking to the dance? Remember how you helped Zack make a copy of a Beach Boy tape full of subliminal messages that he was going to use to get Kelly to like him? Remember when the tape was passed around and ended up in the hands of Mr. Belding and he played it over the PA system and it made everybody in the school fall in love with Zack? Remember when in the hallway you saw Slater take his plastic heart and place it around Zack's neck and you were jealous because you wanted to wear Slater's heart instead? Remember how your eyes began to water and you could feel a lump forming in your throat as you started to become emotional over what you were witnessing? Remember how you became so emotional that it caused your chronic diarrhea to act up and before you knew it, your pimply little butthole had sprayed a surprisingly large amount of extremely watery shit onto the back of your bright rainbow colored pants? Remember how warm & runny it was as it ran down the back of your legs, causing streak stains to form down your pants? Remember how you had to wrap a really long & thick sweater around your waist to hide the very dark shit stains that had completely soaked all the way through the back of your pant legs? Remember how completely soiled your once white socks became and the inside of your shoes became soaked & mushy? Remember how you had to walk around like that for the rest of the day, heartbroken & smelling like your own incredibly foul bodily waste which everybody you walked by could smell? Remember when you walked by Mr. Belding in the lunchroom and he had the sudden urge to eat his bowl of tapioca pudding out of your ass? Again? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the episode suggestion.

31st October 2003 - 07:51:53 PM

5531 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you guys got summer jobs at that local beach resort called Malibu Sands and worked for that fat Leon Carosi guy? Remember when Zack got the hots for the boss' daughter Stacey and you were jealous of her because you wanted Zack all to yourself? Remember how you ran into the comforting (and very muscular) arms of Slater as a result? Remember how Slater forcefully shoved that ripe pineapple up your tight little butthole even though you didn't want him to, but you let him because you were glad to be getting some attention? Remember when AC made you walk around with it shoved up your ass for a whole day & then made you eat it afterwards? Remember how constipated you became? Remember when AC then had you drink a whole bottle of ex-lax and told you to let loose your liquified bowels all over his very well tanned chest? Remember when your boss Mr. Carosi caught you licking Slater's chest & hardened nipples clean while in the kitchen freezer? Remember when he joined in too?

30th October 2003 - 04:51:23 PM

5503 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode when you asked Lisa to the prom and she said she would go with you "when worms have ears!"? Remember how you were visibly going through puberty at the time and your voice had become noticeably deeper? Remember how as Lisa walked away, you noticed Mr. Belding walking by decked out in a brand new suit & tie? Remember how he had a swagger in his walk and you couldn't take your eyes away from his swaying hips & crotch? Remember how confused & conflicted you felt about it when you felt a strange sensation begin to stir in your groin and you slowly followed him as you continued to watch him stroll on down the hall? Remember how less confused & conflicted you felt about it when he bent you over his desk and penetrated you for the very first time, popping your tight brown butt cherry and "breaking" you into his world, a world from which you have never looked back from? Remember when he finally came inside you and you accidentally hit the intercom button and let out a shrill, high-pitched, voice-cracking scream and everybody thought it was the lunch bell? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support.

02nd November 2003 - 12:02:24 AM

5549 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you, Zack, & Slater took part in the annual Bayside vs. Valley prank war? Remember when you stole Valley's pitbull mascot and was caught by Mr. Belding playing "dress up" with it in the janitor's closet and tried to pretend it was part of the prank war? Remember when Dan & Stan from Valley kidnapped you, then tied you up inside your tiger suit, took you to the football locker room, cut a hole in the suit's bum, and let the ENTIRE football team take turns doing you up the butt for 25 cents a turn? Remember how you could feel all of their warm & gooey cum leaking from your sore, stretched anus down onto your thighs and still-hairless ballsac? Remember when you asked if they could take of the tiger head so you could breathe easier and when they did, the entire football team had gathered around you & proceeded to blow their loads all over your head & face all at once? Remember how you tried your best to lap it all up like the hungry little cum guzzler that you are?

04th November 2003 - 12:38:58 AM

5570 : Remember when...

Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when a new girl showed up at Bayside and both Zack & Slater had the hots for her and competed with each other for her love? Remember when the tension escalated and they actually got into a fist fight in the hallway? Remember how jealous you were of the new girl and you wished that it was you Zack & AC were fighting over? Remember when Belding showed up wearing that really crappy toupee and attempted to break up the fight? Remember how all 3 of their bodies became an erotic mishmash of rubbing body torsos & limbs as they each attempted to pull each other off of the other? Remember how their groins bumped & grinded into each other as they continued to wrestle in the middle of the hallway in front of all the other watching students? Remember the noticeable erections they had? Remember how you wished you were a part of that 3-way tango? Remember how, without thinking, you tried to work your way into the homoerotic mass of struggling men and attempted to grope their crotches and Belding, Zack, & Slater, although noticeably aroused by your actions, stopped fighting & pretended to act shocked because you were doing this in front of the other students in the hall? Remember how ashamed & embarrassed you felt about it as Belding acted mad and escorted you, Zack, & AC straight to the detention room? Remember how that feeling of shame & embarrassment washed away as they all took turns giving you a golden shower in the detention room and you felt all of their hardened pre-cum dripping cocks rub & grind into the bare flesh of your scrawny face & chest as you vigorously jerked off with Belding's toupee? Special thanks to Gwando & Leaky Ass Queer for the support.