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I meant catcher. Anthony might be so fat by that point his enormous ass could touch the catchers face.
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I
believe Rizzo will be next to useless next year as he will be over 400
pounds. His only weapon will be horrid gas. He will only be used in
situations where a run is needed and a man is on 3rd. His horrid gas
could easily cause the pitcher to allow a passed ball.
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Hey
Veteran (10:14), I did see Anthony at a Giordano's on Saturday night.
He was eating dinner with Kris Bryant. Anthony ate three large deep-dish
pepperoni pizzas, each of which has like 5000 calories. I also saw him
get 7 refills on Mountain Dew. Kris Bryant, on the other hand, only
had a salad and a small thin crust cheese pizza.
I don't know what
Anthony's deal is. I was three tables away and I must have heard him
fart and belch about 15-20 times. After awhile, I had to get up and
leave because it literally smelled like shit in the restaurant!
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Here is a video of Anthony and his dad playing Coldplay’s “The Scientist." Anthony is on a piano and his dad is on drums.
I
think it would be hot if Anthony and his dad played his song while Kris
Bryant really gave it to Steve Bartman, right in the ass!
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I
have solid information that since the World Series victory no
restaurant will let Anthony pay for a meal. This is problematic as he
has gone on a massive pepperoni deep dish frenzy. I heard in one day
Anthony ate 15 Lou Malnati deep dish pepperoni pizza's himself along
with 23 2 liters of Dr. Pepper. If he keeps up this diet he will show up
at training camp next year with his worst gas ever, but will weigh over
400 pounds!
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The
Cubs owner, Tom Ricketts, looks like he is Ted Cruz's identical twin! I
think it would be pretty hot if Ricketts and Cruz spit-roasted Steve
Bartman while Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo watched and jerked each
other off to orgasm. Anthony could top things off by ripping a rank wet
pepperoni fart in Steve Bartman's face at the end!
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I
certainly hope that hot action is part of the Cubs World Series video!
Or they may release it separately. I for one would pass on the stupid
World Series video unless it had some hot shower scenes or Jason
Heyward's amazing motivational fart. Now the annual gay porno. I'd wait
in line at Best Buy for that! I hope the Cubs trick Bartman into
thinking he's been forgiven, then get him down there and eat the team
run a train on him!
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The
Cubs owner, Tom Ricketts, has reached out to Steve Bartman to help the
team apologize for the way he was treated in 2003. I wonder whether the
Cubs will allow Bartman to participate in their annual team gay porno
which is filmed every December. There was a gangbang on Kris Bryant in
the 2015 as part of a hazing ritual on young players. If Bartman is
included, I'm sure he'll be on the receiving end of some hot anal sex
and diarrhea sprays!
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I
heard that Anthony tongued Kris's anus to celebrate Kris's MVP award!
Jason Heyward watched and farted while eating greasy Mexican food in
order to inspire them!
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Anthony
was recently spotted out on a date with Kris Bryant. The were holding
hands and grabbing each other's asses. One time Anthony pinched Kris's
ass to hard angering Kris who stormed off in tears. Anthony followed him
and soon after the two lovebirds were seen humping each other and
farting non stop.
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I
am a a janitor in Anthony's apartment building. He is a nice guy. He
always farts on me and shits on the floor. One time it was near
Christmas and instead of a tip he massaged my wiener and gave my anus a
nice tongue bath. I hope he's in the giving mood again this year!
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I
bought a box of Rizzo's cereal last weekend. I noticed the box said
"special gift from Jason a Heyward". The cereal was all the same except
for a small turd at the bottom. Was this the gift from Heyward?
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I
saw Anthony at Taco Bell over the weekend. He was a class act. After
getting his food he ripped a really loud fart while eating a burrito.
Everyone cheered and clapped. Anthony acknowledged the cheers by loudly
belching. It was really nice. I later saw him having sex with a few
homeless men in the dumpster.
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I
saw Anthony out on a date with Mike Napoli. They were really canoodling
and at one point Mike bent over and ripped a loud fart which Anthony
began huffing. The lovebirds then began grinding on each other and
talking about how they couldn't wait to get home and take dumps on each
other. The strange thing is this all took place in line at Taco Bell
with many adults and children watching!
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Anthony came into my pizza parlor today and asked for a "pizza with nothin". I kicked him in the nuts and shit on his head!
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I'm still hoping for a pic of Anthony tounging Kris Bryant's asshole will find the light of day!
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It
was a far shot of them too. It wasn't a closeup. You'd think at first
glance it was a normal photo of them walking next to each other out on
the field. Until you clicked the full version and looked at their hands.
I couldn't believe what I had found. Swore I saved it to pinterest but
it's not there.
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If
true, then it is highly likely that they are gay lovers or possibly
fantasize about each other when they are hooking up with women
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I'm
having a hard time finding it again. It had their backs facing the
camera, they were walking next to each other on the field, the last two
fingers of their hands were wrapped around.
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A pic of Anthony and Kris Bryant holding hands? Post a link - I haven't heard about it
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I haven't known any straight men that have held hands. Seen that pic of them on the field?
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I
heard that Anthony was really bummed over the election results. He
fears that President Trump will be intolerant towards Anthony's gay
lifestyle. Anthony said that if Presdent Trump bans jerking off in
another mans mouth in a public park, or ripping a bare ass fart in
another mans face on a kids playground he will be leaving the country!
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Just Bryzzo. I just want to see them kiss.
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I
think it would be super hot if Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryanr, and Jake
Arietta daisy-chained each over on the pitcher's mound at Wrigley Field!
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Anthony
needs look at the big picture here! He needs to talk to his cereal
company and release a new type of Rizzo-O's which smell like his
pepperoni farts! He's sitting on a gold mine!!!
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