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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:33:38 GMT reply
Damn this board has gotten mega hot! Steve Anus you sound like my kind of guy! I consider myself a queer baseball fan but I've never had access to the locker room! I normally have to meet up with my favorite players at a rest area, or a dumpster behind a Taco Bell! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:33:38 GMT reply
Steve! Long time no see! I haven't seen you since you were getting teabagged on the upside down love swing! Was it the yankees ''96 clubhouse?? I was the guy blasting burrito dumps down your gullet whilst Alan is morrissette was blaring in the background and Roseanne was on the large screen! I still got the Polaroids that me and the dudes look at every now and then! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 10:47:17 GMT reply
My name is Steve Anus. I am a baseball groupie and enjoy hanging out with baseball stars like Jason Heyward. I've been a baseball groupie since the late 90s and have been in many baseball clubhouses. I have to say that the 2016 Cubs team had a relaxed clubhouse atmosphere and that really helped them achieve greatness! Players constantly ripped ass in front of each other in the clubhouse and in the showers without hesitation! Back in the midst of an 8-game win streak for in May or June, I saw Anthony Rizzo rip a wet pepperoni fart in the showers and Kris Bryant got a crazy look in his eyes and quickly kneeled and started eating out Anthony's ass in front of several players! As a team groupie, they allowed me to use the showers, so I was in there as well, watching and masturbating furiously. At one point Jason Heyward walked over and unleashed an epic fart in Kris Bryant's face, which motivated Kris to tongue Anthony's ass more quickly to until Anthony blew a huge load. I also climaxed, as did Joe Maddon and the team's bat boy! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 03:40:12 GMT reply
Below Vet. It is true. Steve is part of Jason's motivational tour. Jason keeps him in a dog cage in a leather outfit with a ball gag. That's all I can say as the rest is a secret motivational technique! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 28 Nov 2016 11:25:00 GMT reply
To the veterans, I heard JH came to the party with a pizza and when opened, his knob stuck out of a hole in the box! He had his own 'special topping' on there as well. All the well hung studs in the crib went O.T.T. after seeing it! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 28 Nov 2016 07:48:34 GMT reply
Fellow Veteran, is there any truth to the rumor that Jason Heyward went diarrhea on Steve Bartman during the motivational session for the Fortune 100 company? If so, I wish I had been there! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 28 Nov 2016 05:30:05 GMT reply
I heard that at a Friday motivational session with a large Fortune 100 company Jason really brought down the house by not only leaving many ridiculously loud motivational farts, but also took a KFC fueled shit right on the stage! The attendees went wild! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 26 Nov 2016 11:25:40 GMT reply
That is the sickest movie ever, neva watch with ur parents |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 26 Nov 2016 02:14:12 GMT reply
For the next two hours Jason is having a Black Friday motivation speech sale. Jason is knocking off 10 percent of his normal fees for any Saturday session in December. Hurry this won't last long. Jason said that the holiday feast he ate from Popeyes chicken has given him some gas that is sure motivate even the most difficult groups! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 25 Nov 2016 14:04:56 GMT reply
...trust the dust... I thought he was a great actor in PornDogs, the adventure of Sadie! I have it on VHS, minidisc, bootleg and bluetooth! I haven't watched it for days |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 18:12:14 GMT reply
Zoinks! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 17:46:10 GMT reply
Wow, there are a lot of veterans on here with hot stories!This is the CEO speaking. I was intrested in how the chemical training went down...how did J react when he saw all that brusque ass slamming? I also like your screech idea - I have three personal assistants who look exactly like him and thinknig they should be wearing multicoloured shorts in honour of J? |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 06:52:56 GMT reply
Maybe that dork who played Screech on the tv could match the scents? As I recall, he had a huge hook nose and must have a heightened sense of smell with a massive conk like that! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 02:08:05 GMT reply
I wonder if they have hired a hook nosed goblin to sniff Jason's asshole, then confirm the same scent is within the jar? |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 22:08:53 GMT reply
I don't think that they have video of Heyward farting into the jar. However, I heard that the fart jar has somehow been authenticated! I'm not sure exactly how they authenticate an item like this... |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 14:53:17 GMT reply
I will be planing my first trip to Cooperstown this year to see the magic farts. Do they have video of him farting into the jar? I want to be sure my trip isn't wasted looking at a jar that the janitor farted into! I really hope the Hall places many armed guards around this new national treasure if a video exists showing Jason farting into the jar on display. |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 07:29:58 GMT reply
I heard that Jason donated a jar full of his farts to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. I'm sure that attendance at Cooperstown will explode higher in the coming years as Cubs fans all over the world visit to see the farts which inspired and motivated the Cubs to break their 108-year curse! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 02:29:17 GMT reply
Jason is in this for cold hard cash. It's difficult making do on his meager Cubs salary. He will only be ripping his nasty motivational farts when a proper payment is made. Your group will quickly see its value. Today Jason met with the senior executives of a large chemical company. After a few ridiculously loud farts, and a massive belch (thrown in free of charge) the executives began a team building excersise where they ass-slammed each other. Jason motivated them further with some extra farts of encouragement. I'm sure that company will see substantial growth after Jason's motivational performance. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 23:04:57 GMT reply
Wtf is wrong with this webpage??? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 20:52:26 GMT reply
To Veteran, I have four or five representatives from a hot dog and chilli sauce factory who were frantic about getting in Jason's motivational farts, but are haggling over the price! One guy suggested a compromise where we take 50% off the price in exchange for Jason to get 5 vats full of out of date chilli sauce and hotdogs (including a 5 minute dip with 5 foaming at the mouth, incorrigible fruity men wild on schlong??..If you agree, would you then be in a position to supply some shaky camcorder footage of the action for our 'training' purposes? |
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