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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 20 Nov 2016 05:36:40 GMT reply
I met A Rod last summer. It was soon after A Rod got shit canned by the
Yankees. I was with my family in NYC. For some reason A Rod was
staying in the same hotel we were. I had seen him in the hallway
wearing his Yankees uniform which I found odd and realized he was in
the room right next to ours. The room had a connecting door that led to
A Rods room. On the first night around 4am we were awoken to an odd
but loud noise. It was a rumbling coming from the connecting door. When
I opened it I found that A Rod was standing there bare asses and had
been ripping farts against the door. When I asked him what he was doing
he asked me if I wanted to hang out? I told him it was 4am and my
family was sleeping. He asked if he could tongue my anus and I slammed
the door on him and went back to bed. The next night the same thing
happened. When I opened the door I found A Rod again, bare assed and
jerking off. He pulled me into his room and ripped off my boxer shorts.
He closed the connecting door before going to town on my butthole. He
begged me to fart in his mouth which I repeatedly did. I'm not a gay
man but A Rod and I did have some hot man action that night. By the
morning the room stank of stale farts and the sheets were covered in
piss, jizz, and shit. For the next three nights we repeated this until
my family vacation was over and I headed home. I found A Rod to be a
class act. I still long for my bedroom door at home to rumble with his
farts. |
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 03:16:06 GMT reply
I am a smelly Mexican and am praying that Senor Trump does not wipe out my shithole country. While thinking about this I was watching some erotic gay porn which is played on my local channel along with cock fights as we are an uncivilized people. During the gay porn part I saw Mr. Rodriguez and a donkey having hot love. There was also a Mexican man named Paco who was jumping around farting on Mr. Rodriguez. This caused Mr. Rodriguez to get a boner and then some hot man love happened while the donkey took a nasty shit on them. It was quite erotic. I jerked my dirty cock raw. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 02:47:44 GMT reply
I saw A Rod with Corky from Life Goes On. Corky was eating a snow cone but most of it was winding up on his shirt. He then let loose a huge fart and began to jump around laughing before getting angry when A Rod changed his diaper. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 00:40:58 GMT reply
I saw A Rod today. He was wearing his Yankees uniform at the beach. The only modification he had cut out the ass and one could see he was wearing no underwear or basing suit. He laid on a beach towel sunning his ass, and even though I was like 25 yards from him I couldn't hear him leaving very loud farts. Is this normal beach activity? |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 23:31:11 GMT reply
I am an angry midget. Today I was in line at Publix when A Rod cut in front of me. When I said "excuse me, I was here first" he glanced down at me with an annoyed look. He then pressed his ass against my face (my face was already at ass level) and left a horrific fart. It was wet and meaty and ridiculously loud. He looked back down after doing this and asked me "how I liked them apples". He then moved up to the cashier and paid for about 20 tubes of KY jelly. What a disgusting man! |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 17 Nov 2016 02:24:00 GMT reply
I am an angry old man. Today I ran into that SOB A Rod again. He was sitting by a dumpster wearing his Yankees uniform. When I passed by he looked up and then released a loud fart. He begged me to let him "tongue my anus". I kicked that slack jawed faggot right in the chops! |
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 21:54:08 GMT reply
get a life mofo |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:11:30 GMT reply
I am an angry old man. Today I was walking my dog and saw A Rod following behind me. When my dog took a dump he ate it angering both me and my dog. He then tried to massage my ass and when I told him to beat it he rippped a nasty fart in my face. My dog then bit him and he ran away. That guy is a fiend. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 15 Nov 2016 02:00:16 GMT reply
I am an angry Uber driver. Today Mr. Rodriguez entered my cab with the guy who played Webster. Once I was driving they began having man love and farting all over each other. A Rod ripped a massive fart in Webster face, then the two of them began moaning and I heard tons of farts and the entire car stank like ass. When they got out after less then a mile my car was covered in shit, piss, cum and farts. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 12 Nov 2016 06:56:36 GMT reply
I saw A Rod and Danny Devito making sweet love on a beach towel in Miami Beach today. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 21:09:01 GMT reply
Is there any truth to the rumor that A-Rod is coming out with a line of butt plugs with his picture on them? I'm sure that the demand will be quite high within the gay community! |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 02:43:04 GMT reply
I also wish A Rod was an Anteater. I would demand he tongue my anus while I watched TV and posted on this hot board. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 02:41:35 GMT reply
I heard that A Rod has applied for a position in the Trump administration as a "fart gobbler". This position is one where someone lurks near the President, and if some buffoon farts this person goes into action gobbling it up so it doesn't get to the President. A Rod claims this is non sexual for him, but I don't believe him. That fruitcake wants to google up some Putin farts and is probably thinking about it right now while he vigorously masterbates! |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 21:41:05 GMT reply
I wish that A-Rod had a ridiculously long tongue like an anteater. Then he would insert his tongue into my asscrack and vigorously tongue my anus until I cum hard |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 10 Nov 2016 03:46:47 GMT reply
I want to rip a nasty fart on A Rod and steal all his money before kicking him in the nuts and shitting on the floor of his home. |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 09 Nov 2016 17:49:55 GMT reply
i want to rip a wet fart in his face while a-rod strokes my cock |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 08 Nov 2016 00:14:40 GMT reply
I was at the beach today and saw A Rod hanging out with Pete Rose, Joey Buattafuoco, and Corey Feldman. They were all on one large beach towel and were engaging in all kinds of queer behavior. I saw A Rod ass slamming Corey Fekdman while Pete Rose licked Joey Buttafuoco's anus! |
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 17:04:40 GMT reply
I believe A Rod and Pete Rose are now a couple. I saw both on South Beach yesterday and they were walking hand in hand on the beach and each were wearing speedo bathing suits! |
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 17:57:22 GMT reply
So glad A Rod is back in Miami. I saw him out a a gay club last night. Later I saw him hitting up a dumpster party behind a Taco Bell not far from the club. He was eating the asshole of a fat man while a midget licked his butthole! It looked very hot. I watched and jerked off. |
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 04:21:42 GMT reply
I just saw a hot porn with 80's brat pack idol Andrew McCarthy and Mr. Rodriguez. It was highly erotic and contained almost 30 minutes of scat play! |
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 23:43:02 GMT reply
That's a hot story! MLB is a disgrace for forcing Pete to be a modern day huckster selling his wares in Las Vegas. He was fantastic on the broadcasts. I'm hoping he and A Rod release a sex tape soon! |
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 07:53:03 GMT reply
I was in Las Vegas last summer and met Pete Rose at The Art of Music at Mandalay Place. I bought baseball which he signed. He then proceeded to tell me about Alex Rodriguez and how he was gay for the man. He said he wanted to bury his face in A-Rod's ass and was looking forward to hooking up with him during the playoff broadcasts. |
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 02:13:08 GMT reply
Pete Rose is a god. It's time to let the man back in baseball. Let his few remaining years be full of fond memories horseing around in the showers with some young ball players. Who cares if he gambles on a few games. He's a legend. |
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