AIM Instant Messaging Conversation With Salty the Pocketknife

Dustin Diamond was in the awful band, Salty the Pocketknife, several years ago. The leader of Salty the Pocketknife was a drummer in the band, Evan Stone. The following are conversations between someone from the band (probably either Dustin Diamond or Evan Stone) (using the login "Saltythepocket") and some random people who wanted to harass Diamond:

fates end k1d (5:27:55 AM): happy new year, you fuck!
fates end k1d (5:28:00 AM): happy new year, screech?
fates end k1d (5:28:04 AM): screech??
fates end k1d (5:28:07 AM): hello?
fates end k1d (5:28:10 AM): hello.....sreech??
fates end k1d (5:28:15 AM): hellllllllllloooooooooOooooooooOOoooooo?
fates end k1d (5:28:21 AM): anybody there?
fates end k1d (5:28:26 AM): hello!?
fates end k1d (5:28:28 AM): yoohoooooOOooooo, screech????
fates end k1d (5:28:30 AM): hmm....
fates end k1d (5:28:33 AM): where at you!?
Saltythepocket (5:28:35 AM): please stop
Saltythepocket signed off at 5:28:37 AM.



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Metallica479: fuck you
SCREECH------->Saltythepocket: hmmm
Saltythepocket: no
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah
MeTaLLiCa479: you are fucking cool man
MeTaLLiCa479: your band rocks
MeTaLLiCa479: seriously
Saltythepocket: thanks
Saltythepocket: are you bi polar?
MeTaLLiCa479: no, i just say "fuck you" as hi
MeTaLLiCa479: its cool
MeTaLLiCa479: like your band, you guys are awesome
MeTaLLiCa479: buty screech is a fucking homo
MeTaLLiCa479: you should kick him out
MeTaLLiCa479: and get hitler
Saltythepocket: i bet you have alot of friends because of this lovely greeting
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: we're freinds
MeTaLLiCa479: me and you and screech
MeTaLLiCa479: so happy together
Saltythepocket: not likely
Saltythepocket: i find you to be somewhat of an ass
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: i like robots
Saltythepocket: im happy for you
MeTaLLiCa479: i built one to pull down girl's pants
MeTaLLiCa479: it's rad
Saltythepocket: rad?
MeTaLLiCa479: we can put it on saved by the bell
MeTaLLiCa479: slater would dig that shit
MeTaLLiCa479: is he in the band too
MeTaLLiCa479: yeah man
MeTaLLiCa479: your band is fucking great
MeTaLLiCa479: are you touring?
Saltythepocket: i think this conversation is over
MeTaLLiCa479: are you?
Saltythepocket: you have been more than disrespectful
MeTaLLiCa479: have i?
MeTaLLiCa479: look man, i need a freind
Saltythepocket: indeed
Saltythepocket: and spelling lessons
MeTaLLiCa479: i before e except c or your fucking gay band
MeTaLLiCa479: you guiysd suck
MeTaLLiCa479: i was just schmoozing you
Saltythepocket: as i expected... bipolar
MeTaLLiCa479: but you and your gay band are fucking shitty and should be wiped out
Saltythepocket: ok
Saltythepocket: thanks
MeTaLLiCa479: break up
Saltythepocket: bye
MeTaLLiCa479: i'm bi polar, and you are bi
MeTaLLiCa479: does your girlfreind know about you and screech
MeTaLLiCa479: fucking
MeTaLLiCa479: with mr. belding
MeTaLLiCa479: threesome
MeTaLLiCa479: wit belding
MeTaLLiCa479: rad
MeTaLLiCa479: you area ghoul, sir
MeTaLLiCa479: you fucking mermaid
MeTaLLiCa479: bitch
Saltythepocket signed off at 4:24:16 PM




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cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag
SCREECH------>Saltythepocket: gee thanks
Saltythepocket: i waited all day for that
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: good
Saltythepocket: do you know who i am?
Saltythepocket: i think you have me confused with someone
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you're screech
Saltythepocket: uh sorry...no
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: you know screech then
Saltythepocket: this is a band account
Saltythepocket: and he doesnt use this screen name
Saltythepocket: i do
Saltythepocket: he is my bass player
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: yeah well tell him i said sup screech
Saltythepocket: how about fuck you and get a life
Saltythepocket: asshole
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow that's pretty hostile
Saltythepocket: learn how to talk to people nicely
Saltythepocket: see
Saltythepocket: how do you like it?
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: well that last sentence wasn't very nice
Saltythepocket: fag
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: wow
Saltythepocket: i dont give a shit
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: again with the hurtness
Saltythepocket: you are an asshole
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: oh my god
Saltythepocket: bye
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: my feelings are crushed
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goddamn heart!!
cm2o281Kqp6231Ap: fag
Saltythepocket signed off at 12:43:16 AM.



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ROBO FOX--->Draco114: hi
SCREECH ---> Saltythepocket: hi
Draco114: is this "the" dustin diamond
Saltythepocket: sorry...dustin is in NY
Draco114: who is this?
Saltythepocket: drummer
Saltythepocket: evan
Saltythepocket: and you are?
Draco114: what is dustin's screen name?
Saltythepocket: you really think i am going to give it to you?
Draco114: why not man, im a fan of the band
Draco114: you guys friggin rule
Saltythepocket: thank you
Saltythepocket: but thats private info
Saltythepocket: i am certain you understand
Draco114: no way man, he wont mind
Saltythepocket: ok...here it is
Saltythepocket: but dont tell anyone
Draco114: k
Saltythepocket: iamajackass.com
Draco114: thats his screename?
Draco114: cant have periods in a screen name dude
Saltythepocket: got to go
Draco114: bye
Draco114: hey i thought you were leavin man
Draco114: whats the deal with your bands name though
Draco114: i mean you guys throw down, but your name is a lil gay i think
Saltythepocket: im busy dude
Draco114: did i say gay?
Saltythepocket: i think you did
Draco114: yes i did
Draco114: and i meant it too
Draco114: gay as hell
Draco114: mind if i through a few suggestions?
Saltythepocket: yes
Draco114: k cool
Draco114: maybe something like
Draco114: Screech The Pocket
Saltythepocket: yes i mind
Draco114: or
Draco114: Saved by the Salty
Draco114: or
Saltythepocket: you are dumb arent you?
Draco114: Slater is the only person from saved by the bell with any chance at a real career
Draco114: that last one is good
Draco114: dumb enough to know how to speak the english language correctly, (arent you)
Draco114: thats like ...dumb are not you
Draco114: not even close dude
Draco114: thats gay as hell
Saltythepocket signed off at 9:43PM.



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Saltythepocket: we are in a band together
artificialZine: really
Saltythepocket: i dont work for him, no
artificialZine: is he a cool guy to hang out with
artificialZine: or is he in the band just to get some extra kids out to your shows
Saltythepocket: hes a funny guy
Saltythepocket: whos this?
Saltythepocket: and how did you hear about the band?
artificialZine: just a random kid who saw your mp3.com site
artificialZine: from vh1 i think
Saltythepocket: hi random kid
artificialZine: is this jack
Saltythepocket: no
Saltythepocket: how do you know jack?
artificialZine: i think one of my friends talked to him online before
artificialZine: so are you in this for fun to make it big or both
Saltythepocket: where do you live?
artificialZine: jersey
Saltythepocket: im in it for the chicks
Saltythepocket: jersey is a shit hole
artificialZine: has it worked
Saltythepocket: yea..i have 2 naked chicks in my room right now
artificialZine: nah, im from SOUTH jersey, its nice down here
artificialZine: liar
Saltythepocket: its all the same smelly hole...when i lives in NY i could smell it from there
Saltythepocket: jersey is a dump
artificialZine: have you ever even seen two chicks naked at the same time?
Saltythepocket: if you were smart you would move out
Saltythepocket: ive seen 4
artificialZine: yeah, but strip clubs dont count man
Saltythepocket: sorry pal...i live a good life
Saltythepocket: i dont need strip clubs
artificialZine: sure...
Saltythepocket signed off at 10:20PM.