| 23rd March 2008 - 05:25:01 PM |
| 87451 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you look really pathetic on CFC: Boot Camp! I'm starting to think that your antics on SBTB were based on things you did in real life. You probably did wear Zubaz as a kid, didn't you? Remember that time you were supposed to wait in line at the mall for the U2 tickets and you screwed that up? I'll bet you did something like that in real life, you idiot! |
| 21st March 2008 - 10:53:36 AM |
| 87395 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why did you plan 9/11? |
| 16th March 2008 - 01:41:20 PM |
| 87322 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why do you get so turned on when Mr. Belding uses your lips as a toilet seat and your jew-fro as toilet paper? |
| 04th March 2008 - 08:21:03 PM |
| 87149 : Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th December 2007 - 12:13:50 AM 85956 : Princess Peussie Hello turds, it is Princess Peussie. I was assraped yesterday at the opera house and loved every second of it. A young Puerto Rican stopped up the toilet and then used a toilet plunger to unclog it. That man then sodomized my ass with the toilet plunger and made me lick his shit off of the other end! For a Zubaz-wearing cocksucker like me it was quite enjoyable. I think about Dustin all of the time when other men use me as their cum dumpster. I just love being forecefully made to suck cock. I have several incurable STDs that were contracted during unprotected anal sex. Man, I love swallowing nut juice. I like the gloryhole in the rest stop off Highway 5 - I often listen to random opera songs while sucking the pants off of any guy who walks into the stall! The other day my dad and brother walked in and dumped huge loads down my throat! I sure am a piece of shit! |
| 04th March 2008 - 07:55:06 PM |
| 87148 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I demand that you delete the spam from your guesbtook immediately!!!!!! |
| 26th February 2008 - 11:45:33 AM |
| 87030 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie, you operal-listening faggot, what do you think about this thoughtful poem I wrote for you? Princess Peussie, your asshole is stretched and loose, And from it drips HIV juice; You are flaming gay, And into your mouth I will unleash a massive diarrhea spray; You enjoy using hypodermic needles that wash up on a New Jersey beach, And going to a dumpster parties dressed up as Screech; You contracted herpes from some random dude, And everyday gobble down feces as your food; Everybody hates your spamming and wonders when you will die, And as you are reading this you are wiping jizz out of your eye; You fantasize about rolling around in A.C. Slater's poo, And hope that when you go to prison for child molestation, you will bunk with a gay stud who will rape you! |
| 20th February 2008 - 12:42:24 PM |
| 86968 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, I am going to hid in the bathroom at the next opera recital you visit in Philadelphia. When you enter the bathroom to take a piss, a fist will come flying out of nowhere, connecting with your nose! Your head will be be smashed into the urinal and my boot will end up in your ass. All of the other queers attending the opera will be invited to take a piss on you and shit in your mouth. You must be so turned on right now, you sick fuck! |
| 14th February 2008 - 01:41:14 PM |
| 86891 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that time when you had to do sit-ups, pull-ups, and run the mile for the Presidential Fitness contest when you were a student at Bayside? Remember when you could only do 7 sit-ups in 60 seconds and were too weak to complete even a single pull-up? Remember when you ran the mile as fast as you could, and finished in a slow 10:15? Is it true that your pathetic performances placed you in the lowest 1% of all students in the country? Remember how Corky, a retarded kid at your school, beat you in every event? Is it true that everyone was making fun of your pathetic performances and you said "Zoinks!@!!" Is it true that the retard got annoyed and mad at you and pulled out a grenade that he had stolen from the Army surplus store and threw it at you? Is it true that you narrowing avoided death by running around the corner int he hallway just before the grenade exploded? Is it true that Corky chased you over to the nearby McDonald's while throwing rocks at you? Is it true that you hid in the McDonald's and hoped that Corky would forget why he was mad at you and go home? Is it true that after ten minutes, you couldn't see Corky outside and thought that you were safe? Is it true that unbeknowst to you, Corky had climbed to the top of the nearby water tower with a sniper rifle? Is it true that when you walked out of the McDonald's, you were struck in the kneecap with a bullet from Corky's rifle? Is it true that Corky fired several more shots at you in an effort to kill you? Is it true that he missed and then climbed down to the ground and lit some homemade pipebombs and threw them at you? Is it true that Corky's throws were way off the mark and totally missed you and instead landed in Mr. Dewey's convertable? Is it true that they exploded and destroyed Mr. Dewey's collection of gay porn and dildoes that was in the back seat? Is it true that Mr. Dewey came out of the McDonald's after finishing a Big Mac and blamed you for damaging his car? Is it true that Mr. Dewey got even with you by driving over your head with his convertable? You really learned a good lesson about physical fitness in that great episode. |
| 12th February 2008 - 06:52:33 PM |
| 86872 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, remember when you were born and the doctor who delivered you started laughing hysterically because your cock was so small? Remember when the head nurse prophesized that you would never get laid with a woman? Remember when that prophecy became reality, and you never have beed laid? Life really screwed you over that time! |
| 12th February 2008 - 03:12:36 PM |
| 86865 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you watch Prison Break yesterday? Did it turn you on when the prison guards were beating the shit out of Bellick, who was wearing Zubaz pants and kept getting knocked to the ground? Is it true that you were jerking off while fantasizing that you were the one being beaten by the guards? Is it also true that you imagined that the guards where AC Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding? You sure are a sick fuck! |
| 12th February 2008 - 12:38:05 AM |
| 86854 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, you fucking faggot, here is my own poem to you: Princess Peussie, your asshole is stretched and loose, And from it drips HIV juice; You are flaming gay, And into your mouth I will unleash a massive diarrhea spray; You enjoy using hypodermic needles that wash up on a New Jersey beach, And going to a dumpster parties dressed up as Screech; You contracted herpes from some random dude, And everyday gobble down feces as your food; Everybody hates your spamming and wonders when you will die, And as you are reading this you are wiping jizz out of your eye; You fantasize about rolling around in A.C. Slater's poo, And hope that when you go to prison for child molestation, you will bunk with a gay stud will rape you! |
| 09th February 2008 - 12:50:06 PM |
| 86807 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie, my asshole would only be sore if I took a massive messy shit in your mouth and then wiped my ass clean with your polyesther shirt. After many wipes, your cheap shirt would start to irritate my asshole. I would then roll your chunky ass over and do you up the brownpipe. After blowing my load, I would lodge your queer opera tapes and CDs up your ass and then start stomping on your tiny hairless balls with golf cleats. Let's hook up! |
| 07th February 2008 - 07:06:13 PM |
| 86781 : Kurt Steinberg |
| moi, I disagree with your nonsensical "explanation" of minimum wages. Employers pass on the costs to consumers and the consumers, in turn, have less disposable income to spend on other goods. It's really a moot point anyway, seeing how this is a QUEERS-only guestbook for the raging homosexual fans of Dustin Diamond. Now meet at the Exxon gas station in West Los Angeles over near the intersection of Santa Monica Blvd. and Veteran Avenue and I will fire my seed down your throat and take a Taco Bell shit on your face! Let's get together soon, buddy! |
| 04th February 2008 - 05:49:48 PM |
| 86733 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Get the fuck out of here, you spamming piece of shit! Peussie, I hope someone tracks down your HIV+ cocksucking opera-listening faggot ass and pours molten lead down your asshole. It will painfully burn your ass and by the time it cools off, it will seal you up for good! Seriously, why the fuck do you even post here? Your middle-aged ass didn't really watch Saved By The Bell, did you? If so, you're probably a pedophile! Only a complete faggot would admit to voluntarily listening to opera music, so I guess it isn't that much of a stretch to consider you a pedophile. If you killed yourself, nobody would even give a shit, as you are hated!!!!! |
| 03rd February 2008 - 09:02:13 PM |
| 86716 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I heard a rumor that you wagered the proceeds from your t-shirt scam on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl. Guess what, shithead? The Patriots, the most dishonest cheating team of faggots in the history of the NFL, just lost the game. You sure are one unlucky son-of-a-bitch, aren't you? |
| 31st January 2008 - 09:55:33 PM |
| 86683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that time when the entire Bayside gang was over at your house celebrating your birthday? Remember when Mr. Belding said, "I need need to go take a dump. Ha ha ha!" and then walked into your bedroom? Didn't that seem a bit strange, seeing as how there was no bathroom in your bedroom? Remember when Belding took a shit on your bed and wiped his ass clean with your pillow cases and Zubaz G-string underwear? Remember when Mr. Belding blamed the smelly mess on Hound Dog and your mom grounded you for a week for not cleaning up after your dog? Mr. Belding's feces really got you in trouble that time! |
| 31st January 2008 - 12:10:57 PM |
| 86674 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please confirm that during one of the times that Belding forced you to suck him off, he noticed that you had split-ends in your jew-fro while your head was buried between his chunky thighs. Is it true that Belding told you that if you soaked your 'fro in a bowl of his diarrhea, that would heal your hair? Is it true that Belding pulled a fast one on you, and your jew-fro was even more brittle and damaged after the diarrhea socking? Belding got you good that time! |
| 29th January 2008 - 01:01:30 AM |
| 86652 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, does it turn you on when you think about all of the HIV+ queers who want to take a watery shit in your mouth? |
| 22nd January 2008 - 04:50:35 PM |
| 86550 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey assfuck, I've already lost thosands of dollars due to the stock market's decline since the start of the year. Apparently foreign investors believed you when you said that you were an icon in the American entertainment industry. Those guys decided that if you were the best America could offer, then America's days at the top of the food chain were over. Thanks a lot, fucknut! You deserve a warm watery diarrhea spray for the financial havoc you have caused! |
| 15th January 2008 - 12:15:59 AM |
| 86436 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what the fuck is wrong with you? Delete the spam that is filling up your guestbook! |
| 14th January 2008 - 08:29:31 PM |
| 86429 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I heard that you mentioned on the Mancow show that you were never destitute and were never going to lose your house. You're an absolute piece of shit, aren't you? Only a total fucking dickhead would rip off little kids like you did. No wonder so many queers fantasize about you being sodomized by Mr. Belding! |
| 10th January 2008 - 01:43:42 PM |
| 86383 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that you used to get raped by Mr. Belding, Milo the janitor, and your classmate Mikey when you were on Good Morning Miss Bliss? Is it true that you went into Miss Bliss' office to tell her what happened to you over by the swingsets during recess? Is it true that you were crying and she hugged you and then started undressing? Is it also true that she started taking off her skirt and panties and you thought you were going to experience the caress of a woman for the first time? It is true that you were mortally shocked when you saw a massive 13-inch cock hanging from her crotch and she said that she was actually a man and was in the middle of getting a sex change? Is it also true that she viscously raped you minutes later outside in the playground over by the basketball hoop? |
| 07th January 2008 - 12:49:02 PM |
| 86306 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie, I am sick of your bullshit. Get the fuck out of here, you spamming Zubaz-wearing cocksucker! Take you pro-Obama crap with you, fucknut! And by the way, Rudy Giuliani would make the best president of all the candidates, and McCain would be the second best. Barack Obama is completely incompetent and has really done nothing with his political career other than give speeches. Obama has already missed a ton of votes in the Senate because he's been out campaigning. You'd be better off voting for Hillary Clinton if you're voting Democratic. |
| 02nd January 2008 - 10:48:45 PM |
| 86254 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you need to use your tremendous influence over Hollywood to convince the greedy writers who are on strike to go back to work so that the next season of 24 is shown this year. While you are at it, tell the writers of 24 to make sure that this season doesn't totally suck, as they failed miserably last year. |
| 02nd January 2008 - 12:40:06 PM |
| 86244 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dustin: May I get an autographed photo of you for collection of hot spank material? If you say yes I can send a self-addressed and stamped envelope. Like many others my gay lovers and I still enjoy jerking it to your famous work! Kurt Steinberg, Key West FL |
| 31st December 2007 - 07:24:54 PM |
| 86225 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just ate some tacos in preparation for a New Year's Eve blast tonight! At the stroke of midnight I am going to suddenly drop trou and blast a nice diarrhea spray right in the face of either you or some other random dudes! If you are in the alley behind the Key West bowling alley on 5th and Western, you'll experience quite a treat. You must be so turned on right now while reading this. Afterward, I will kick you in the zoinker and blow my load up your zoink-hole!!! Let's have sex! You'll utter a tremendous "Zoinks!" when I am done!!! |
| 28th December 2007 - 02:04:39 PM |
| 86157 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I heard that you are going to re-appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. What's the deal with that? Are you going to co-star in Celebrity Fit Club reality shows for the rest of your life? Do you get lonely when you're on those shows? Maybe you should invite Messrs. Belding and Tuttle with you to keep you warm on a cold winter's night. Does Belding's cock heat you up when inserted 12 inches into your rectum? Does Tuttle's massive load feel good when you spit it out of your mouth and rub it on your face? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 28th December 2007 - 12:22:40 AM |
| 86149 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you plan the assasination of the Pakistani woman on Thursday, just like you planned the 9/11 with your muslim brothers? |
| 27th December 2007 - 12:26:52 AM |
| 86132 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, it is time for you to come clean and admit that your birth name is Max Goldberg and that the whole Dustin Diamond vs. Max Goldberg UDRP proceeding was nothing more than a publicity sham to create buzz for your porn tape! While you're at it, I demand that you delete the spam that has been posted here. Your queer fans supported you during your days on Saved By The Bell, losing many loads while jerking it to your homosexual antics on the show. Just think about how many TVs short-circuited when when your gays fans fired thir semen with such force that it flew several feet up in the air and landed in the holes in the back of their TVs. Now delete the spam! |
| 21st December 2007 - 01:57:04 PM |
| 86057 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, that was a good episode. As I recall, Screech tried to make fun of Marv Albert's very obvious hair weave, sending Albert into a homosexual rage! Everyone else then joined in the fun. I like the episodes where they leave Screech is a puddle of blood, semen, and feces and then go over for a hearty meal at the local Denny's Chili's, or Olive Garden. I had a good laugh and popped a tent the other day when I saw the episode where Screech and the gang went to Scotland on a field trip. Screech and the gang went out on a boat at Loch NEss in search of the infamous Loch Ness monster. When they reached the middle of the middle of the loch, Nessie rose up out of the water and made a bellowing sound. Screech yelled out "Zoinks!" over and over again and threw some of Mr. Belding's Twinkie wrappers at the beast in an effort to scare it away. Nessie got really mad at Screech and decided to teach him a lesson. Nessie grabbed Screech in its mouth and floated over to the water's edge and dumped out Screech on the sand. Nessie then exposed its monster beast cock and violently assraped Screech while the rest of the gang jerked off 100 years away in the boat and snapped some pictures. Mr. Tuttle won a Pulitzer Prize for his candid photo of the attack! An enlarged version of Tuttle's photo now hangs on the walls of Bayside as a tribute to that great moment in Bayside history. |
| 21st December 2007 - 12:14:57 AM |
| 86046 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Georgie Ramfuck and mother, que tanto precisam de algum HIV suco. Vou dar - vos um bom diarréia pulverizador, puta! [English translation: Georgie Ramfuck and mother, you both need some HIV juice. I will give you a nice diarrhea spray, bitch!] |
| 20th December 2007 - 11:38:37 PM |
| 86044 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when being whipped in the nuts with a car antenna, where do you prefer the end of the antenna to strike your nuts? Do you like it better when you are hit squarely in the left nut, in the right nut, or between the nuts? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 20th December 2007 - 06:03:56 PM |
| 86036 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Georgie Ramfuck, va' se foder, seu filho da puta! Chupa meu pau, corno! |
| 20th December 2007 - 02:44:28 PM |
| 86032 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, remember that episode where Screech and the gang went skiing on a mountain? I was laughing my ass off when the Abominable Snowman got really mad at Screech for skking on his mountain while yelling "zoinks!" over and over again. The Abominable Snowman viscously raped Screech and taught him a valuable lesson about being so annoying. |
| 20th December 2007 - 12:45:32 PM |
| 86029 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, remember that episode where the Easter Bunny dropped a deuce onto Screech's face? As I recall, he told Screech he was going to give him an egg, but he tricked Screech. I guess that the Easter Bunny was getting back at Screech because the Jew's crucified Jesus. |
| 19th December 2007 - 06:14:20 PM |
| 86007 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Max Goldberg, please let Rocco moderate the guestbook to delete the moronic spam left here by Princess Peussie and his gimpy friends! |
| 16th December 2007 - 06:25:13 PM |
| 85935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, why are you such an unbelievably flaming faggot? Seriously, only a complete HIV+ queer would volunteerily listen to opera music. Also, you aren't even a fan of Saved By The Bell, so why do you even post your stupid shit here? Nobody has ever masturbated or even laughed while reading any of your posts. |
| 13th December 2007 - 02:15:14 PM |
| 85892 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, former senator George Mitchell just released his report on steroid use in baseball. Some former players claim to have taken steroids and HGH to recover from injuries. This, of course, begs the question - did you ever take anyt steroids or HGH to heal after anal injuries caused by Belding, Milo, and Zack's dad? |
| 12th December 2007 - 12:37:10 AM |
| 85854 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when you were showering in the Bayside locker room, did you ever feel self-couscious because everyone else had an enormous cock except for you, whom everyone used to make fun of for having a tiny dick the size of a Tic-Tac? Did it upset you, or did it make you horny when you would look at Slater's 12-inch cock or Belding's 14-inch cock? What about when Tuttle would appear out of nowhere and would masturbate with his 11-inch cock and then blow a massive load on you? Did you think it was odd that the size of Tuttle's typical load was about equal to the size of several years' worth of your loads? |
| 11th December 2007 - 10:31:04 AM |
| 85843 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that episode where you saw Zack eating a spearmint Tic-Tac and became aroused because the Tic-Tac was the same size as your tiny cock when erect? Remember when you said an off-color joke to Zack that your cock had a better taste than the spearmint Tic-Tac? Remember when Zack called you a stupid cocksucker and then beat and sodomized you with a yardstick? Please confirm that this happened and the details are accurate. |
| 07th December 2007 - 03:33:28 PM |
| 85781 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Jo (message 85780), I am going to track you down and squirt my load into your eye and then take a smelly shit in your mouth. Sound like fun? |
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