| 09th October 2007 - 09:24:07 AM |
| 85161 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, do you watch the Fox TV show, Prison Break? The former Fox River prison guard/current Panamanian prisoner Brad Bellick was wearing Zubaz pants! I think he was wearing them because he is a prison bitch and is going to have sex with other dudes, just like you will be when you serve prison time for your t-shirt scam. |
| 07th October 2007 - 10:44:57 PM |
| 85154 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Does anyone know where Belding earned his undergraduate and master's degrees in Elementary Education? It has been well-established that Belding taught Screech many lessons while at Bayside. However, Belding's teaching methods were very unorthodox. Most teachers make their students learn by making them read, write papers, and do homework. Belding, however, taught Screech many different lessons primarily by inserting his massive cock into Screech's ass or taking a shit in Screech's jew-fro. What was that all about? |
| 04th October 2007 - 02:56:01 PM |
| 85132 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Noah, if you really want your goonie.com website to be successful, you need to secure an interview with Chris Burke, the actor who played Sloth in The Goonies. That lovable 'tard is so much fun! |
| 03rd October 2007 - 12:11:01 AM |
| 85117 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you still hang out with Jeremy Miller from Growing Pains? I read somewhere that you two were best friends when you were kids. Maybe you should act in one of those McDonald's commercials like Miller did last year. You could probably make enough money to buy one month's supply of Beef 'f Cheddars from Arby's for your beast. |
| 02nd October 2007 - 12:42:47 AM |
| 85108 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were poking around Belding's office looking for a pen to use? Remember when you opened the bottom drawer of his desk and discovered his stash of Nazi memorabilia? Remember when he walked in and saw you looking in his desk and told you that his grandfather was a Nazi in WWII? Remember when when Belding showed you a can of Zyklon B poisonous gas? Remember when he cracked it open and tried to kill you with the poisonous fumes as he called you a "dirty kike"? Man, Belding sure hated you, didn't he? |
| 27th September 2007 - 05:10:52 PM |
| 85071 : Kurt Steinberg |
| JewveBeenFramed, you raise a good point in that Diamond has become a fat tub of shit. However, he does have a huge sexy hook nose, unlike Carrot Top. Moreover, because of all of the steroids he takes, Carrot Top has probably grown a vagina. :( After having unprotected buttsex with Diamond, I would want to stomp on his nuts with steel-toed boots. Even though it has been pretty well established that Diamond has a tiny baby-dick, Carrot Top might not even have a dick at all anymore. Also, don't forget that Diamond also has a neatly trimmed beard, unlike the Top. There's something sexy about a gay man walking around with little chunks of my shit stuck in his beard after I've shit all over his face. |
| 20th September 2007 - 11:14:58 AM |
| 85026 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I have seen pictures of you as a child in which you had straight hair. How exactly did you form your current curly Jew-fro? Is it true that Belding's disgusting farts smelled so bad that they somehow altered the DNA in your hair follacles, cuasing your hair to curl? Is that also the reason why you morphed from being a smart kid when you started at Bayside to a total retard when you dropped out of college at California University to become Belding's Bayside assistant? |
| 20th September 2007 - 10:32:31 AM |
| 85024 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when Belding is smoking a cigar, how does he put out the cigar when he is done with it? Does he rub the lit cigar on you tiny zoinker, or does he rub ot out on your huge hooked nose? |
| 17th September 2007 - 02:56:27 PM |
| 85010 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please go on a crash diet and lose 100 lbs. Nobody likes you as a total jewish fat-ass. You need to go back to being a scrawny pencil-necked jewish dork. Your bird chest from your days on Saved By The Bell was so sexy. I really want to take a shit on it and then piss all over you and shoot my load into your enormous hooked gonzo nose. Let's get together! |
| 17th September 2007 - 09:24:04 AM |
| 85006 : Kurt Steinberg |
| OJ, your murdering ass is finally going to jail! There's no way that the Las Vegas jury/judge is going to be as racist/stupid as the 1995 LA jury was that acquitted you. You deserve to room with a portly inmate who treats you like his own personal "Dustin Diamond" (i.e., as a living gay sex doll). |
| 15th September 2007 - 11:13:01 AM |
| 84985 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when you are taking a shower with Belding, is it true that he hogs the water from the showerhead because he is so morbidly obese? Is it also true that the only way you can clean yourself is by rinsing in a stream of Belding's piss while he washes the hair on his ass? |
| 12th September 2007 - 10:26:12 PM |
| 84973 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Cecilia Fahlberg, why the fuck are you posting here shithead? I'm going to boot you in the cunt. This is a QUEERS-ONLY message board. Diamond created this guestbook for his depraved homosexual fans to exchange hot Diamond-related spank material. |
| 11th September 2007 - 05:28:57 PM |
| 84967 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, we need to hook up for some hot and sweaty unprotected buttsex immediately. Let's meet in the alley behind The Sizzler in Milwaukee, WI. I'll meet you over by the green dumpster in the back. You know the one - it's the one that someone barfed on over the weekend. I really want to spray diarrhea in your face and then insert your grotesque gonzo nose into my butthole for pleasure. Give me a reach-around while I'm sitting on your nose and then I'll be sure to blow my load all over your pube goatee. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about this awesome opportunity!!! |
| 11th September 2007 - 12:59:57 AM |
| 84960 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, we need to have sex! I want to shoot my cum down your throat ASAP!!!!!! |
| 07th September 2007 - 12:32:31 AM |
| 84933 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, have you ever hooked up with the disgraced Republican senator Larry Craig in an airport bathroom? What about that faggot Democrat Representative from Massachusetts, Barney Frank? Have you sucked on Barney Frank's diseased cock? Did you know that Barney Frank was involved in a scandal in the early 1990s when it was revealed that he was paying a queer escort for gay sex, and let the gay escort move in with him and run a gay prostitution ring from his own house? Does it turn you on when you think about all of the deranged homosexuals running this country, promoting the gay agenda? I know you do your part with your website here, which you obviously set up to promote homosexuality. Maybe you should do your duty to your country by giving your chubby body to all of the deviant queers in Congress and let them have their way with you? Go do it, buddy - you're an icon to all of your many, many, many queer fans!!! |
| 05th September 2007 - 03:32:07 PM |
| 84920 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that you enjoy sneaking into gay bathhouses and licking the STD-ridden semen that is dripping out of the asses of the dudes that are there? |
| 04th September 2007 - 11:06:16 AM |
| 84903 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I demand that you immediately delete the spam that has been posted here! You need to realize that many of your queer fans are white collar workers who work in office buildings. I personally have my own office at my workplace and often leave the door wide open when cracking one off. It took me a few extra seconds today to blow my load because I was scrolling past the sea of spam. :( Please rectify this problem immediately!!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd September 2007 - 08:43:00 PM |
| 84883 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I heard that one time, when you were a student at Bayside, your mom got upset with you for playing whiffle ball in the backyard. I heard that she yelled at you and said that you'd better come inside before you break any windows. I further heard that she drove to the grocery store to pick up some orange juice and then Belding snuck into your house and raped you. I also heard that Belding ran outside and through your backyard as he fled. I further heard that Belding had eaten Taco Bell earlier in the day and it was giving him gas. I heard that as he ran through your backyard, he farted with the force of a megaton bomb, causing a sonic boom and shattering the windows on your house! Please confirm that when your mom arrived home from the store and saw the blood on the floor that had dripped from your rectum, she assumed that you broke the windows and then cut yourself while playing whiffle ball. I heard you were grounded for a month. Is this story true? |
| 31st August 2007 - 01:46:22 PM |
| 84856 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are you going to come up with a new money-making scam? Maybe you should claim that you cannot support your son, Zoinks Diamond. You could host a telethon entitled "Save Zoinks" to con money out of Saved By The Bell fans. Dennis Haskins would probably pledge a couple bucks to Save Zoinks. Of course, Haskins would probably break into your house a week later and make you earn his donation the hard way. |
| 30th August 2007 - 01:29:20 AM |
| 84841 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that Belding taught you how to play pocket pool that time when you were eating lunch with him in the Bayside Teacher's Lounge? Is it also true that Belding got mad when he saw you pleasuring yourself one day and said "Screech, your only purpose in life is to please my deviant homosexual desires?" Is it also true that that Belding rammed a pool cue up your jewish brownpipe to teach you a lesson while Mr. Tuttle watched and masturbated vigorously? Please let me know soon, buddy! |
| 29th August 2007 - 11:27:37 AM |
| 84831 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey, Kattis Nykanin (message 84828), why are you posting spam here on Diamond's queer message board? I'm going to squirt my load in your eyes and then position my asscrack 3 inches from your face a drop ass! I will then kick you in the junk and then trow you in a dumpster with several horny homeless queers! |
| 27th August 2007 - 11:26:18 AM |
| 84809 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, do you remmeber that time when you were at Bayside and there was a solar eclipse during the middle of the afternoon? Remember how Mr. Belding was your substitute science teacher that day and he led the class outside to witness the solar eclipse? Remember when you told Belding that you heard that it was bad for one's eyes to look directly at a solar eclipse? Remember when Belding said that was a bunch of b.s. and then gave you a pair of powerful binoculars and told you to get a good look at the eclipse through the binoculars? Remember when you looked at the eclipse and saw an incredibly bright light and then felt a burning sensation in your eyes and temporarily blinded you? Please confirm that Belding kicked you in your pre-pubsecient beanbag while you were fumbling about trying to see, and then spit-roasted you with AC Slater. Is it true that Belding still laughs about this incident to this day and mentions it during school assemblies, much to the delight of the students? Is it further true that you suffered permanent vision loss in your right eye? I guess you learned all about solar eclipses in that episode. |
| 24th August 2007 - 01:28:51 PM |
| 84786 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when making love to Dennis Haskins, is it true that smokes a pipe while vioilently ass-raping you? Is it further true that after blowing his load, he pulls out and then dumps the red hot ashes from his pipe into your butthole? |
| 23rd August 2007 - 06:57:10 PM |
| 84784 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Has the earth flipped on its axis??? I cannot believe that Princess Peussie actually posted something relevant for once! Peussie, would you like to use Diamond's baby cock and tiny balls ashtray for putting out lit cigars, cigarettes, and pipes? I sure would and I don't even smoke. But I'd take it up in order to rub red-hot cigar butts on Diamond's genetalia! |
| 22nd August 2007 - 01:56:49 PM |
| 84773 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chief Papakoo, the mere thought of someone putting out a pipe or even a cigar or cigarette on Diamond's tiny genitals is a real turn-on for a demented queer like me. Shit, I need to go crack one off right about now! |
| 22nd August 2007 - 12:35:27 PM |
| 84770 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chief Papakoo, that story is so hot! Do you have any video or pictures of you putting your peace pipe out on Screech's tiny cock? |
| 21st August 2007 - 03:51:21 PM |
| 84760 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you need to return to your roots in order to salvage what's left of your career. Go on a crash diet and get down to maybe 130 lbs. Once you're super-skinny, start wearing your Zubaz pants again and grow your jew-fro nice and long. Then you can appear in self-parody roles as the stereotypical jewish nerd and who is the homosexual victim of many deranged queers! |
| 16th August 2007 - 11:34:18 AM |
| 84713 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey asshole, do you have any idea how much money I've lost over the past 5 weeks as the market has gone into the toilet, kind if like your career? I blame you for this. Obviously, foreign investors decided to dump US stocks after watching your crappy performance on Saved By the Bell. Belding ought to track you down and smack your gonzo nose and tiny nutbag with a car antenna until you are a bloody mess and collapse (much like your rectum). Tuttle will then seal up your tiny dickhole for good with a soldering iron. Some solder smoldering at 450 degrees Fahrenheit out to do the trick. |
| 15th August 2007 - 12:19:53 AM |
| 84693 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, I just got word of a hot breakfast cereal queer gangbang taking placing in Key West at the rest stop off mile marker 23 of the Overseas Highway (the southernmost leg of U.S. Highway 1) next Saturday, August 18th. I'm going dressed as Cap'n Crunch and plan on taking a Taco Bell fueled shit into Count Chocula's mouth. I will then have unprotected buttsex with the Trix Rabbit. Meanwhile, the Snap! Crackle! and Pop! Rice Crispies queers will be daisy-chaining each other and the Lucky Charms Leprachaun will teabag the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. I also heard that Tony the Tiger and the Nestle Quik Rabbit will spitroast the Honey Smacks frog! This is going to be hot, so make plans accordingly!!! |
| 09th August 2007 - 03:07:37 PM |
| 84645 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I have an important questions for you. I believe this may have been asked previously, but you never provided an answer. Is it true that one time, when you were at Bayside helping out during the summer, Belding went the entire month of July without washing his nuts? Is it also true that the air conditioning was broken because Milo was upset that he hadn't received a pay increase for the year and so he jammed his "sodomy" mop into the air conditioner blades to break them? Is it further true that Belding sweat practically nonstop in his office that July and that his entire office smelled rank and like ass? Is it also true that you walked into Belding's office one day as he was dropping trow? Is it further true that when you licked his nuts, you tasted 31 days worthy of salty and dirty ball sweat and that you level of salt in the sweat gave you blood poisoning and kidney failure? Please confirm the details of this story. Thanks, buddy! |
| 08th August 2007 - 04:37:46 PM |
| 84632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that every time Belding farts, two million Joules of energy are released, which is more than a stick of dynamite? Man, his asshole is practically radioactive! Has he ever given you radiation poisoning? Please contact me to discuss. |
| 07th August 2007 - 03:54:06 PM |
| 84612 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, please join us at our fine forum: http://dustindiamondlove.com/forum/index.php |
| 07th August 2007 - 11:30:22 AM |
| 84606 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey shithead (a.k.a. Pricess Peussie), if you are going to post under my name, you could have at least posted something homo-erotic, informative, or funny. You did none of these. Go listen to some of the opera music you enjoy with your other limp-wristed bisexual friends. Maybe you should take your postings over to an opera forum where you other like-minded fruits will perhaps appreciate your ramblings? |
| 07th August 2007 - 09:40:49 AM |
| 84604 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please confirm or deny the details of the following "remember when" story. Diamond, remember when Belding had unprotected buttsex with you and you you impregnanted with his potent seed? Remember how you decided to name your butt baby "Zoinks Diamond"? Remember how scared you were and thought that your mom and Kevin the Robot would be really upset with you? Remember how Belding didn't want to have any child support for his butt baby? Remember when Belding showed up on your doorstep and the remnants of a Taco Bell Taco Supreme on his chins? Remember when he told you that he had a plan to help your abort little Zoinks, so that your worries would go away? Remember when you decided to take him up on his plan? Remember when he said that if he farted in your face enough time, the butt fetus of little Zoinks would die? Remember when he did this for 30 minutes until you were completely pale and nauseous? Remember when he then said Zoinks was probably dead, but if he was still alive, Belding had another plan for the abortion? Remember when Belding stuck his massive cock in your brownpipe and said he was going to poke out the eyes of little Zoinks with his massive cock and his powerfully thrust it into your nether regions? Remember how he finally pulled out after 15 minutes, leaving you in a bloody mess? Remember when you later found out that Belding had pulled a fast one on you and that none of the deranged things he had done to you aborted Zoinks? Belding taught you about biology that time! |
| 06th August 2007 - 06:31:46 PM |
| 84596 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, you obviously have some type of middle-aged homo-erotic obsession with me. As usual, you have posted nonsensical tripe here and I don't even understand your pointless posts. None of the other queers who post here listen to the shitty opera music to which you enjoy jerking off. Get into your rusty 1967 Volkswagon Microbus and drive to the rest stop just east of Pittsburgh. You need to walk up to the second bathroom stall, knock three times, and whisper "Zoinker!" Dennis will then come out and whip you in the nuts with a car antenna until you pass out from pleasurable pain. When you wake up from your blissful nirvana, you will find that HIV juice has been blown all over your obese saggy chest, for healing purposes. After that you should go on vacation or possible kill yourself, because everyone who has ever posted here hates you. |
| 06th August 2007 - 04:48:27 PM |
| 84593 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, if you really want to make money without really working hard, why don't you set up your own website and post daily (or semidaily) rants, kind of like you used to do on MySpace? People would definitely visit your website and you might even make a few bucks of the crappy Google ads. |
| 05th August 2007 - 08:23:30 PM |
| 84575 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what have you done with your butt baby son, little Zoinks Diamond? Did Belding, the biological father, acquire custody from you, the biological mother? I hope that Child Protective Services pays you a visit! |
| 05th August 2007 - 01:51:10 PM |
| 84572 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you like it when you were on Saved By The Bell: The New class and the teachers used to use your huge jew-fro as a tissue during the cold season while you were eating lunch in the Teachers' Lounge? Were their quick-drying boogers easy to wash out? |
| 02nd August 2007 - 02:41:56 PM |
| 84542 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, how do you keep track of your scheduled rimjobs and unprotected buttsex? Do you a Blackberry with a calendaring feature? Do you a laptop computer with Microsoft Outlook, or do you keep track with a desk-sized daily planner? Please let me know! Zoinks! |
| 02nd August 2007 - 12:28:20 PM |
| 84539 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Decuer and Rocco, when I am at the gym, I sometimes roll in a TV and DVD player on a rolling cart so that I can watch Saved By The Bell episodes when I am in the steam room. There are no electrical outlets in the steam room because it would be a fire hazard. In order to power up the TV, I went out to Ace Hardware and purchased a 75-foot electrical cord, which I pulled into an outlet near the sinks in the locker room, and then connected the other end to the TV in the steam room. A started cracking one off, as did a couple other random queers in the steam room with me as an episode started playing. The TV screen quickly steamed over, although I could still hear the sound. After 15 minutes, there was shit, semen, and urine all over the floor and benches! Moreover, enough condensation collected in the TV to short-circuit it, causing a minor fire as some transistors exploded! It was pretty hot, although someone named Neil suffered 2nd-degree burns from the fire. |
| 31st July 2007 - 11:12:32 PM |
| 84518 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, I've had to discard many soiled Zubaz pants in random lockers at my gym. I also occassionally lift weights while wearing shiny skin-tight pink biker shorts. I find that the shorts are so soft that some dudes come up to me and sniff and rub my asscrack while I'm sitting down at a Universal machine doing lat pulls after ripping several loud farts. The great thing about biker shorts is that shit stains wash right out of the Lycra material. However, some queers do prefer the stronger smell of ass that only offical Zubaz pants worn commando can generate. The Zubaz don't "breathe" and can trap in the smell from 60 minutes worth of farts and feces during an intense workout - many dudes are into that type of thing. |
| 30th July 2007 - 02:42:30 PM |
| 84508 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco and Ass Vomit, do either of you lift weights commando-style (with no underwear underneath) at the gym while wearing Zubaz? Sometimes like to do arm curls with the curl bar after haven eaten Taco Bell for lunch. The Taco Bell rarely sits quitely in my stomach and occassionally I have the urge to rip a loud and smelly fart or take a huge dump while in the middle of my set. The other day I ripped a loud fart and had a massive turtle-head sticking out of my asshole by the time I finished my third rep in my set. By the time I struggled to the tenth rep, a huge shit log had been purged from my colon and moved its way down near the ankle area of my blank-and-white Zubaz. This gym is in the gay part of town and a couple dudes who smelled what I had done took me into the shower where they ate my meaty turd and rubbed knobs! |
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