| 26th July 2007 - 06:05:49 PM |
| 84465 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just looked at how much money I've lost over the past week as a result of the shitty stock market performance and have decided to take it out on our ass. Is that cool with you? Do you think you would mind it I were to break off the antenna on your father's rusty 1968 Volkswagon Microbus and whip you in the pre-pubsecient beanbag until your nuts turn black and blue and you pass out from the pain? Please let me know if you are ok with my game plan. Thanks buddy! |
| 25th July 2007 - 06:51:40 PM |
| 84456 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I followed up with: "Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------- Diamond probably also has an Ewok Village and Boba Fett's spaceship lodged up there as well. " |
| 25th July 2007 - 06:43:46 PM |
| 84455 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamondcutter, I think I found what you were thinking. By the way, the searching capability of dustindiamondlove.com is far superior to that of the old DDL invision board. I wrote this response to Buckin's "Kevin Jr." gay fantasy: "Buckins, was Kevin Jr. a Go-Bot or Trasnformer? I wonder how many R2-D2 Star Wars toys Slater and Zack lodged up Screech's brownpipe over the years? Screech could open a flea market with all of the antique toys that have been stuck up his rectum over the years. " http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60&highlight=star+wars |
| 25th July 2007 - 02:57:25 PM |
| 84452 : Kurt Steinberg |
| diamondcutter, is the "Time Capsule" recap the one you are thinking of? It has Star Wars figures, but Belding broke them in half. http://dustindiamondlove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1317 "Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: Diamond's time Capsule -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diamond, do you remember that time back in 1987 where you created your own "time capsule" and filled it with your most prized possessions? Remember when the time capsule was a big glass jar with papers taped around the outside so that you couldn't see into the jar? Remember when you buried it in your backyard in Indianapolis, IN when you lived there and attended John F. Kennedy Jr. High? Remember when you dug it up when your family moved to Los Angeles so that you could attend Bayside High School, one of the best high schools in the country, and also get away from Mr. Belding who had been molesting you? Remember when you re-buried the time capsule in your backyard in Los Angeles, intended to open it in the year 2007, some 20 years after you created the time capsule? Remember how the time capsule had your most prized possessions, including 1983 Donruss Wade Boggs and Tony Gwynn rookie cards, 1984 TOPPS Darryl Strawberry and Don Mattingly rookie cards, and a 1985 TOPPS Kirby Puckett rookie card? Remember how you also had some Hubba Bubba bubble gum packages, audio tapes from the Human League, the Footloose soundtrack, several Star Wars action figures, old baby pictures and your junior high diploma and reports cards? Remember how you also placed placed about $75 in dollar bills and coins from the year 1986? Remember when you dug up the time capsule a few days ago and were so excited because you were about to open the time capsule and see the most cherished and valuable possessions from your childhood? Remember how less excited you were when you unscrewed the lid to the time capsule and a pungent odor emerged? Remember when you dumped the contents of the time capsule jar on your table and discovered a note that read: "fuck you, jew bastard! - Mr. Belding"? Remember when you discovered that Belding must have raided your time capsule and stolen your baseball cards and replaced them with his own Bayside business cards? Remember how the business cards had brown shit stains on them? Remember how you also discovered that Belding had apparently taken a shit in the jar after eating corn and peanuts, as Belding's feces had practically turned to dust over the previous 20 years, yet you could still make out little bits of undigested corn and peanuts? Remember how the $75 in change and dollars was gone and had been replaced with rusty nails? Rememebr when you cut yourself with one of the rusty nails and contracted tetanus? Remember when you saw that Belding had ripped the arms and legs off of your Chewbacca Star Wars action figures? Remember when you also discovered that your baby photos and diplomas were gone and later found out that Belding had sold them to some deviant queers on eBay? You sure learned to keep an eye on your time capsule that time!!!!! |
| 25th July 2007 - 01:55:38 AM |
| 84446 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Did anyone else notice that Screech's grandfather seems to like Screech's poodle more than he likes Screech? Gramps is playing with Screech's dog in his two photos, but little Screechie is nowhere to be seen. Also, little Diamond seems disappointed with the Return of the Jedi Rancor his father gave him in one of the Christmas photos. Diamond, I remember getting some Return of the Jedi toys myself during Christmas 1983. I didn't get a Rancor, but I did get the Ewok Village where that little homo Ewok, Wicket, lived. Diamond, you should have shown more appreciation to your parents for the Christmas gifts they gave you. Maybe that's why they stole all of your SBTB earnings! |
| 25th July 2007 - 01:46:19 AM |
| 84445 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I saw those pictures as well. "Diamond" is definitely a Jewish name and Dustin Diamond clearly has an oilly Jew-fro. I suspect that Dustin's father is jewish, but his mother followed a Christian denomination. I'm pretty sure that half-jews usually follow the religion of the mother. I actually know someone unrelated to me with the Steinberg last name who is not jewish because his mother was not jewish (although his father was and still is). |
| 22nd July 2007 - 08:29:35 PM |
| 84406 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when Tuttle is jerking off, is he talented enough to shoot all of his cum down your throat? Or does some of his STD-ridden semen land on your huge hook nose or in your terrorist beard? Please let me know soon, buddy! |
| 22nd July 2007 - 04:58:13 PM |
| 84402 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that Tuttle and Belding both used to call you their "cum guzzling queen" when you a student at Bayside? |
| 20th July 2007 - 11:29:49 AM |
| 84385 : Kurt Steinberg |
| BLACK GUY, if you want a long hard dick in your ass, Screech isn't going to satisfy you, as it is well-known that he is hung like a 3-month-old baby. Perhaps you could hook up with Belding. Belding is definitely packing, and if you don't beleive me, take a look at Screech's gaping asshole. Kevin the Robot said that Screech as to wear a diaper 24x7 because of the way Belding stretched out his brownpipe. |
| 18th July 2007 - 02:35:56 PM |
| 84367 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, I distinctly remember your mom, Mrs. Powers, making at least one appearance on Saved By The Bell. Do you remember that episode where Slater and Zack were pulling a train with her in front of a masturbating Mr. Tuttle? I can't remember seeing your dad, Mr. Powers, in any episodes. Was he ever in any episodes? Did he run away with Rod Belding and have a passionate queer affair? Or is Mr. Belding your real father? |
| 17th July 2007 - 10:40:18 AM |
| 84352 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you enjoy going to rest stops and letting truckers piss in your jew-fro and squirt their ropey loads in your mouth? |
| 16th July 2007 - 02:23:24 PM |
| 84346 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, in honor of your guestbook's anniversary, I just took a nasty shit in some random dude's pool down here in Key West. Within minutes my chocolate hot dog was spotted and then a couple queers jumped into the pool and started playing within it and eventually gobbled it down like Pac-Man eats those power pellets. |
| 16th July 2007 - 10:17:14 AM |
| 84342 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thank you for creating this awesome guestbook 6 years ago. I'm glad that you allowed the guestbook to quickly adopt its current gay theme with the 3rd and 4th messages: " 16th July 2001 - 07:26:13 AM 4 : Brian Wow! Dustin, I'm so glad you have a webpage! I have been looking for you in movies and stuff, why aren't you in movies and stuff? And are you gay? If you are would you maybe go out with me? 16th July 2001 - 07:21:48 AM 3 : sleazy Dustin, big fan. Really i am. I'm also a big fan of peanut butter. I like peanut butter. Are you a helmet? Mr. Diamond, the fan club would like to ask you if you had any homosexual tendancies to anyone on the cast of Saved By The Bell. Was Lisa Turtle just a cover? Do you own any Styx albums? Is it true you have club feet? 16th July 2001 - 07:10:28 AM 2 : Dustin Diamond HEY KIDS! SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND STAY SAFE. DON'T DO DRGUS! 16th July 2001 - 07:05:39 AM 1 : chris WOAAH " |
| 15th July 2007 - 11:56:22 PM |
| 84340 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Conrad Bain, it's good to hear that you are doing well! Do you remember that episode of Diff'rent Strokes when the guy who played the Maytag Repair Man in those Maytag commercials made a guest appearance as a bicycle shop owner and tried to molest Arnold's friend, Dudley? Did you and the Maytag Repair Man ever venture over to the Saved By The Bell set and spit roast and unsuspecting Dustin Diamond in front of a masturbating Ed Alonzo on the set of The Max restaurant? Please let me know soon, buddy! |
| 11th July 2007 - 06:41:57 PM |
| 84274 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that when Mr. Tuttle viscously ass-rapes you, he likes to yell out "pushy, pushy, move your tushy!"? |
| 10th July 2007 - 04:48:03 PM |
| 84240 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that episode where Belding broke into your Bayside locker and took a shit in one of the pockets of your Member's Only jacket at 9:30 AM and you wore the jacket home after school without noticing Belding's little "gift" until you took off the jacket at home and noticed shit stains on your shirt where Belding's watery feces had leaked through? |
| 10th July 2007 - 11:48:08 AM |
| 84228 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever worked with Neil Hamburger? I think it would be cool if Neil Hamburger and Gregg Turkington spit-roasted you on the stage during one of your shows! Feel free to incorproate this idea into your next show. |
| 02nd July 2007 - 11:19:52 AM |
| 84046 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that you have been colloborating with the muslim world to destroy western civilization and all of its progress through a series of planned terrorist attacks? What the fuck is wrong with you, shithead? |
| 29th June 2007 - 02:29:42 PM |
| 83959 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you really create this awesome website to promote homosexuality? |
| 29th June 2007 - 12:30:15 AM |
| 83935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| 83928, Diamond apparently claims to have an IQ of 160 for some reason, but it is painfully obvious that he lacks basic spelling abilities. That idiot forgot how to spell his own name on the front page. This website is 6 years old and he still hasn't corrected it! |
| 25th June 2007 - 12:36:48 PM |
| 83769 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why were you so insanely jealous of Zack? Remember how crazy you became when the makers of the SAT altered their 10-point-increment scoring grid to award Zack the only 1502 in the history of the test? You sure were a crappy friend to Zack - maybe that's why he locked you in the Teachers' Lounge all of those times with horny Belding and Tuttle! |
| 25th June 2007 - 09:45:15 AM |
| 83754 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thank you for allowing 1000 pages of queer messages in your guestbook. I'm going to rub one out in my office at work in your honor, buddy! |
| 22nd June 2007 - 12:46:22 AM |
| 83513 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that when you were on Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Mr. Belding impregnanted you with a butt-baby after a nice round of sweaty unprotected buttsex? Is it further true that you stuffed yourself on Taco Bell tacos one day, thereby irritating your bowels? Is it also true that you sprayed diarrhea two hours after eating the Taco Bell tacos and you accidently crapped out your butt baby, Zoinks Diamond, I? I'll bet Belding gave you a nice beating for accidently aborting his butt baby! |
| 21st June 2007 - 03:15:20 PM |
| 83497 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, if you really want to salvage your career as a stand-up comedian, you really need to start making self-depricating jokes about yourself. Perhaps you could poke fun of your tiny cock, huge hooked nose, oilly jew-fro, fat ass, or chubby fake wife? You also need to joke about how Belding and Tuttle used to molest you. I'm serious, if you joke about things like this you will have a unique and funny routine. People would definitely pay to see it! |
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