| 06th December 2007 - 10:09:56 AM |
| 85764 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, remember that episode where you made love to Milo the Janitor, Kevin the Robot, Belding, Mr. Dewey, and Zack's dad all weekend? Remember when you found out that you had contracted herpes from this encoutner and told everyone that you must have gotten it from using a public bathroom? Remember when nobody believed you? |
| 05th December 2007 - 10:21:20 AM |
| 85753 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, remember that episode where you called Milo a "spear chucker" and told him that he was as dark as night, and that he was so dark that he can leave dirty fingerprints on charcoal? Remember when Milo get even with you by kicking you in your tiny ball bag, throwing hot bacon grease in your face, and sodomozing you with his mop in full view of Mr. Tuttle, who was watchinging intently while playing with himself? |
| 04th December 2007 - 09:23:20 AM |
| 85740 : Kurt Steinberg |
| My tour of the Los Angeles dumpster, gas station bathroom, and retail store bathroom circuit was off the hook over the weekend! I was dressed as Belding and Rocco showed up all decked out as AC Slater. Rocco was even wearing acid-washed cargo jeans, a pink tanktop, and a permed mullet wig. We met up with a couple other dudes at the gas station who just happened to be dressed as Maxwell Nerdstrom and Eric Spano - apparently they meet up at the gas station bathroom every weekend dressed like that, ready for hot and sweaty unprotected buttsex with any dudes who happen to walk in. We walked over to the stalls at the Macy's and ran into a somewhat chubby guy with a big poofy jew-fro, a pube goatee, a huge hooked nose, and who was wearing zubaz pants. That guy introduced himself as "Justin Emerald." I think it was Dustin Diamond, although I cannot be certain. He did look like Diamond and his name sounds made-up. "Justin" rhymes with "Dustin," and an emerald is another precious stone, just like a diamond is. Anyway, whomever that was was treated to nice diarrhea sprays from Rocco, the other guys, and me, as well as hours of spitroasting and golden showers. It was so hot! |
| 03rd December 2007 - 02:24:28 PM |
| 85723 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Goldberg, please delete the spam that has overtaken this website. Look, we all know that you are an "Internet performance artist" and that your real name is Max Goldberg and "Dustin Diamond" is your stage name. I am aware that the name "Max Goldberg" had previously been claimed in the SAG by the minor film actor of the same name, who appeared in several low-budget horror flicks in the 1950s. You obviously chose to act under the name "Dustin Diamond" as a joke - the name "Dustin Diamond" is clearly fabricated and sounds funny when spoken. Everyone knows that the whole Dustin Diamond vs. Max Goldberg UDRP proceeding was merely a publicity stunt designed to raise publicity for last year's Dustin Diamond porn tape. I implore you - please delete all off-topic messages here. This guestbook was clearly set up as a tribute to your queer fans who masturbate 24x7 while fantasizing about you being anally violated at the hands of Belding, Tuttle, A.C. Slater, Zack's Dad, and Milo's mop. Mr. Goldberg/Diamond, please consider the feelings of your queer fans at this time. Having to scroll through a sea of spam makes it take longer to find homo-erotic fantasies to read while cracking one off. Thanks, buddy! |
| 02nd December 2007 - 11:46:58 PM |
| 85715 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember when you were on Celebrity Fit Club and you claimed that the scale was busted because you hadn't lost any weight? Do you also remember the kayak race where you kept loudly farting and a microphone 50 feet away captured the sound? You sure were a disgusting tubbo on that show! |
| 30th November 2007 - 02:47:26 PM |
| 85695 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why were Belding and Slater always lifting weights in the Bayside locker room instead of in the weight room like normal people? Were they getting just passing the time waiting for you to walk in so that they could attack you? |
| 30th November 2007 - 10:02:47 AM |
| 85690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Mark, Rocco, I, and a bunch of additional queers who post here are meeting up at the Macy's on Wilshire Blvd. in Beverly Hills this weekend for a queer Saved By The Bell-themed orgy. Diamond has been invited and I hope he comes. The Macy's can be seen in the top photos on this page (the Robinson's-May in the photo is now the MAcy to which I refer): http://www.seeing-stars.com/Shop/ServiceStation.shtml I suggest that we start the festivities in the bathroom at the Phillip's 66 gas staton in front of the Macy's. I'm sure we'll be able to find a few queers in the bathrooms and possibly also a bum or two living in the dumpster in the back! Mark, you should come dressed as Maxwell Nerdstrom and then everyone will take dumps on you and give you a nice spit-roasting. Call me, buddy! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th November 2007 - 01:52:32 PM |
| 85665 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, you can definitely join in the festivities - the more queers, the better! I will be dressed as Belding. We still need to find someone to play Tuttle. I placed an ad in last month's issue of Zoinks! magazine indicating that I was looking for someone to play the oil executive from the Oil Spill episode at the next queer orgy. Many people have contacted me asking for the part, including the actual actor from that episode! FYI, the bum will be played by an actual bum living on the streets in Beverly Hills. I figure that the use of a real bum to piss on Screech with make the whole ordeal merry and festive. |
| 29th November 2007 - 10:32:59 AM |
| 85661 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I'm touring the Los Angeles dumpster, gas station bathroom, and retail store bathroom circuit next week. I will be at the Macy's in Beverly Hills on Wilshire next Tuesday. You need to park your rusty 1978 Gremlin in the lot and then go up to the Men's bathroom on the second floor, next to the Housewares area. Knock on the second bathroom stall door and say "Zoinks! Belding! Zoinks!" and then I will unlock the door. When you open the door you will be hit with a blast of warm, watery diarrhea that will blow you back two feet!!! A Slater and a Zack's dad will emerge from the first bathroom stall to stomp on your tiny junk and then spitroast you until you pass out from pain. When you regain consciousness, your head will be partially submerged in a toilet bowl full of piss, shit, jizz, and vomit, and a bum will be urinating on you. You must be so turned on right now reading about this. Be sure to mark your calender, buddy! |
| 28th November 2007 - 12:41:38 AM |
| 85632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when snuggling with Mr. Belding in your bed, what does the "Big Bopper" do when he has the urge to sneeze? Does he use a tissue or does he blow his nose in your jew-fro? Do Belding's boogers easily wash out of your jew-fro or do you leave them in and wear them around Bayside as a badge of honor? Also, does Hound Dog sleep in the bed with you and Belding? Remember when you had that cat, Tinkerbell, that used to sleep in your bed under the sheets? Remember that time when Belding had eaten the Meat Lover's pizza from Pizza Hut and ripped a loud and disgusting fart while Tinkerbell was sleeping under the sheets? Remember when Tinkerbell died due to asphyxiation caused by Belding's toxic fart? |
| 27th November 2007 - 12:45:44 PM |
| 85624 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I mentioned previously that I contracted an airborne intestinal virus and bacme violently ill during the Thanksgiving break while flying to visit relatives. My vomiting and diarrhea has finally subsided. However, I am pleased to inform you that I unleashed a green bile-shit about a half hour ago. You'd better get over here and gobble it down before someone flushes the toilet! You must be so turned on right now - I'll bet that you are mere seconds from blowing your load!!!! |
| 25th November 2007 - 08:59:33 PM |
| 85614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, why do you keep posting stupid bullshit on Diamond's guestbook? I'm certain that you are also the asshole posting under the name "JOJO." Go fuck youself, you cocksucking HIV+ faggot!!!!!!!!! You probably sit in the back at your beloved operas while jerking off with a couple other dudes. |
| 25th November 2007 - 01:39:38 PM |
| 85607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Does anyone remember the "Teen-Line" episode from the final season of Saved By The Bell? It was one of the last episodes and it featured Tori. I didn't remember the episode myself, but I watched it on my DVD after someone told me about it. It was an episode where the students set up a teen phone help-line to help out troubled teens. In the episode Zack met a girl in a wheelchair and the entire gang ended up playing a wheelchair basketball game for charity. Screech had two unbelievably homo-erotic lines during the episode. My favorite one was when everyone was at the Max and Screech said to Zack, "Whenever you have ideas, I end up in my underwear!" The other was in a Bayside classroom when Screech said that his mom bought him a blow-up doll because he didn't have a real brother. I'll bet Screech had gay sex with that blow-up doll! Zoinks! |
| 24th November 2007 - 06:15:45 PM |
| 85599 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I flew to visit some relatives to celebrate this year's Thanksgiving Day. During my flight, I contracted an airborne intestinal virus that made me violently ill, causing me to vomit and go diarrhea several times until I finally was able to see a doctor who gave me some medicine. It's too bad you were not around this weekend, because I could have sprayed diarrhea all over your face a few times instead of wasting it by allowing it to flush down the toilet. You must be so turned on right now while reading this post. Let's have sex! |
| 21st November 2007 - 12:57:56 AM |
| 85566 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that when you were a student at Bayside High School, you won the "Smallest Cock At Bayside" award? Is it true that the vote was unamious? Is it also true that it was the greatest honor you have ever received? Man, your life sure is pathetic, isn't it? |
| 19th November 2007 - 09:25:23 PM |
| 85557 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, which flavor of Tic-Tacs do you prefer to eat out of Mr. Belding's asshole - Spearmint, Cinnamon, or Wintergreen? |
| 18th November 2007 - 11:01:41 PM |
| 85551 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why are you such a Zubaz-wearing cocksucker? |
| 18th November 2007 - 07:52:19 PM |
| 85550 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, do you remember that episode when you were taking a shower with Mr. Belding in the showers in the Bayside locker room? Is it true that your tiny cock was smaller than any of Belding's pubes? |
| 16th November 2007 - 12:14:05 PM |
| 85518 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you hear about the people in Chicago who recently contracted HIV that had been donated by a raging homosexual who only contracted the disease weeks before his death? I sure hope you don't plan on donating your STD-ridden body organs when you die. Actually, I doubt that anything in your colon would have any transplant value anyway, given that those organs are probably all torn and damaged from years of abuse by Belding and Milo's mop handle. |
| 16th November 2007 - 11:07:37 AM |
| 85517 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, do you remember that time that Belding's cum leaked out of your ass and permanently stained your Zubaz pants? |
| 13th November 2007 - 03:42:47 PM |
| 85504 : Kurt Steinberg |
| That was a great Ox post. Does Tuttle plan things ahead of time with Belding, have a 6th sense for when gay rape is happeneing, or does he hear the attacks and then sneak into an area without being noticed, much like a Nazy Seal? I'm guessing that he has a sixth sense for gay rape. Wild animals can sesne fear, and Tuttle can sense impending sodomy. |
| 13th November 2007 - 02:30:13 PM |
| 85502 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, why are you still posting here? Everyone hates you and your posts are neither spank-worthy nor funny! I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. |
| 12th November 2007 - 11:01:54 PM |
| 85497 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, whatever happened to the Shakespear film that you were supposed to appear in? Did you get bored and give up after a couple days, like you typically do with most of your projects? http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200610/1161846566.html |
| 12th November 2007 - 02:05:06 PM |
| 85491 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that everyone on Saved By The Bell (including Kevin the Robot and Hound Dog) was gay except for Zack and Kelly? |
| 12th November 2007 - 10:01:50 AM |
| 85487 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when did Mr. Belding develop his penchant for giving you his patented diarrhea sprays? I heard a rumor that one time, when you were a student at Bayside, you dropped a couple Ex-Lax bars into his coffee, which he drank about five minutes later. Approximately ten minutes later, Belding was quickly overcome by the need to take a massive shit. Belding started to run toward the bathroom but realized he wasn't going to make it in time. Not wanting to ruin his brand new 52-inch beige polyester wrinkle-free pants that he had just purchased at Sears, Belding dropped trou. For some unexplained reason, Belding was not wearing any underwear that day. Immediately after dropping trou, he unleashed a massive diarrhea spray. You had been videotaping the entire incident from the time you dropped the Ex-Lax into his coffee because you intended to sell the video to Fox’s Totally Hidden Video, which was fairly popular at the time. Unfortunately for you, you were a mere two feet behind Belding when his pants hit the floor and were absolutely coated with his fecal matter when he unleashed his diarrhea spray. Belding turned around to apologize but then felt strangely aroused and immediately blew a load. Meanwhile, Mr. Tuttle was sitting on top of a fluorescent lamp while masturbating vigorously until his massive weight caused the titanium bolts securing the lamp to the ceiling to snap, sending him crashing 15 feet onto the floor down below. Belding was haunted by his dreams afterward and began giving you diarrhea sprays because that was the ultimate turn-on for him. Please confirm or deny the details of this story. |
| 11th November 2007 - 06:28:47 PM |
| 85478 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner, I did read and jerk off to that article many times. Milo's article on the various items in a janitor's closet that are perfect for sodomizing people was very informative, as always, although his writing style leaves something to be desired - every second or third word is either a swear word (most of which are misspelled) or a word that Milo made up. |
| 11th November 2007 - 04:15:38 PM |
| 85476 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I just received the November 2007 issue of "Zoinks!!!," your hardcore gay porn magazine. Although the pictorial of you and Belding on pages 33-37 was pretty hot, I am upset that the magazine arrived two weeks late and some of the pages are stuck together! I think that the mailman must have jerked off onto the pages before I got the chance to do so. I demand you send a replacement copy to the Exxon gas station bathroom in Key West, Florida immediately! |
| 09th November 2007 - 02:50:40 PM |
| 85467 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when being ass-raped, who caused you more rectal bleeding - Mr. Belding or Mr. Rogers (from the College Years)? I'm guessing the Mr. Rogers did. Both were fat, but Mr. Rogers was a former NFL player. Hell, Rogers probably raped a couple guys laying on the ground after a gang tackle during an NFL game during the 1980s. |
| 08th November 2007 - 10:00:59 AM |
| 85459 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember that time when you were walking down the street while holding having with your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when he unexpectedly threw you into the gutter in front of a street sweeping vehicle? Remember when the street sweeping vehicle ran over you and shattered your ribs? Remember when Mr. Belding said that he only threw you down because you had some fuzz in your Jew fro and he thought that the bristles on the revolving head of the street sweeper would get the fuzz out? Remember when you believed him? Man, you were an idiot in that episode! |
| 07th November 2007 - 11:30:59 AM |
| 85445 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please gay up your website a bit more. Nobody posts here anymore. Maybe you should let us know what happened between you, Mr. Tuttle, and AC Slater on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set all of those times. |
| 06th November 2007 - 10:20:56 AM |
| 85438 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that the first time you saw Mr. Belding naked, you were amazed at the amount of cellulite on his flabby out-of-shape body? Is it also true that after making homosexual love to him, you told him that with all of the cellulite, his ass looked kind of like a pillow that had been stepped on by a football team wearing cleats? Is it true that Belding became enraged and beat you into oblivion, and by the time you regained consciousness, you discovered that your jaw and nose were busted and youir jew-fro was coated in semen and shit? |
| 06th November 2007 - 12:04:49 AM |
| 85436 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, does it turn you on know that many homosexuals masturbated while fantasizing about you being assraped by an illiterate black janitor on the rowdy, anything-goes Saved By The Bell set? |
| 05th November 2007 - 11:35:44 AM |
| 85434 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I heard a rumor the other day that I would like you to confirm or deny. Is it true that Dennis Haskins was slated to be your co-star on Saved By The Bell: The College Years until you complained to Peter Engel that Dennis had repeatedly molested and raped you on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set? Is it true that Engel laughed while you told your story until you threatened to go public with this information? Is it also true that Haskins was relegated to co-starring on the horrible Saved By The Bell: The New Class show as a result of your actions and vowed to get even with you? Is it true that it was Haskins' idea for you to return to Bayside as his assistant and he mandated that you grow a long poofy jew-fro to make the character funny? Is it also true that Haskins' had a clause written into your contract requiring you to have gay sex with him? Is it further true that this clause was unenforceable, but Haskins hired James the Actor to pretend to be a judge so that he could trick you into believing it was a valid clause? Please let me know if this rumor is accurate. Thanks, buddy! |
| 05th November 2007 - 09:40:48 AM |
| 85433 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, please clean up your guestbook and delete the spam! Rocco, Ox, I, et al. have posted some hot spank material below, but it is hard to find those messages when there are buried in a sea of spam. |
| 04th November 2007 - 07:33:49 PM |
| 85428 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, after Belding has dropped a deuce into your mouth, do you like to chase it down by sucking down Tuttle's massive load? |
| 02nd November 2007 - 11:43:42 AM |
| 85417 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I thought of you when I saw this video: http://www.break.com/index/running-of-the-port-o-potties.html Is it true that you tried to run across a bunch of Port-O-Potties at a Bayside football game one time? Did everyone fire bottles, cans, feces, rocks, and firebombs at you? I could see Belding trying to nail you on the face with a rock and then having his way with your lifeless unconscious body! |
| 31st October 2007 - 11:24:12 AM |
| 85400 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you suffering from a learning disability or do have have a super-low IQ? I ask because it seems as though you learned quite a few lessons at the hands of the Bayside gang, Zack's dad, Houd Dog, Kevin the Robot, etc. However, by the time each subsequent episode of Saved By The Bell was shown, you had clearly forgotten the lesson you had learned in the previous week's episode! What was that all about? |
| 31st October 2007 - 12:00:17 AM |
| 85396 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you look absolutely frightened by the MILF singing in this clip from Good Morning Miss Bliss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cusK3onLWE Is it true that after the woman stopped singing, Milo emerged from behind the curtains and visciously sodomized you with that huge microphone while Zack had sex with the singer and Mikey cracked one off? |
| 30th October 2007 - 03:18:04 PM |
| 85394 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I am sick of your stalling. Six years ago you created this website and indicated that you were going to tell us how to become a famous superstar and sex symbol like you. What is the hold up? |
| 30th October 2007 - 10:06:44 AM |
| 85393 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I demand that you delete the spam messages posted below. They are clogging up your board, making it more difficult to find the queer fantasies! |
| 29th October 2007 - 03:57:10 PM |
| 85390 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, don't you remember the episode where Screech went to the summer camp run by Rod Belding? As I recall, Mr. Tuttle was working at the camp to make extra bucks for his liposuction treatment. Rod Belding and Tuttle took Screech and some other youths on a hike and Screech kept whining about how his legs were tired and he wanted to drive Mr. Tuttle's Driver's Ed golf cart on the trail. Rod Belding and Tuttle taught Screech a lesson place placing Screech's legs between two large rocks and jumping up and down on them until they snapped. They then made Screech crawl back to camp with his shattered legs. Screech learned about keeping his trap shut in that episode, although he quickly forgot the lesson in the next episode. |
| 28th October 2007 - 05:37:56 PM |
| 85384 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, remember that episode when you broke into Lisa Turtle's house and stole her panties while she was taking a shower? Remember how they were warm and moist and you figured she must have been getting horny thinking about you? Remember when you started licking them? Remember when Lisa emerged from the shower with Zack Morris and caught you. Remember when she said to get away from the panties that Zack had just jerked off into? You just can't catch a break, can you? |
| 24th October 2007 - 04:28:59 PM |
| 85345 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, according to this article from the Chicago Tribune, wooded areas popular with bird watchers are being overrun with queers cruising for gay sex. Have you and Belding gone to the woods to search for a partner to spit-roast you? "Nature setting lures controversy Area's wooded terrain becomes contested ground for 2 groups at odds: Bird-watchers and gay men seeking sex October 24, 2007 Luis Munoz, an avid bird watcher of 12 years, has seen a remarkable range of rare winged creatures this fall migration season, including the Nelson's sharp-tailed sparrow and the red knot. He also has come face to face with one species he hopes never to encounter again but knows he will: the Chicago cruiser. As sure as Munoz and his fellow birders can find an array of lovely birds in the area's most densely wooded spots, they also routinely find men trolling for casual sex. Birders and cruisers have found value in the same patches of land because not only do they attract scores of birds, but they also allow for partial privacy and chance encounters in a public setting. In cruiser communities, birding areas are known to be prime hook-up spots. "It's bad, dude, real bad," said Munoz, 47, a Chicago police homicide detective who began birdwatching during a trip to Yellowstone National Park. "I've been confronted a couple times, and I've seen a few things happening. Like guys in the middle of some things." Many of the birders' favorite areas, such as the Magic Hedge at Montrose Harbor and several Cook County Forest Preserves, are littered with used condoms and discarded wrappers. Chicago and Cook County Forest Preserve police said they have long been familiar with clashing cultures, but that cruising is difficult to combat despite patrols, arrests for public indecency and the occasional undercover sting. At best, birders said, the cruisers are tasteless; at worst, birders said they feel uneasy amid occasional leers and advances. Birders said the cruisers are generally easy to spot: men without birding gear, such as binoculars, sketch books or birding books, who wander the less populated trails with deliberate gaits and searching eyes. "The whole thing is eye contact," said Sgt. Phil Greco of Chicago's Town Hall district, who has ordered stings at Montrose Harbor. "They look at each other and stare each other down. If they feel comfortable, they wander off and do what they wish to do." Several men at the Magic Hedge fitting the description of cruisers appeared to welcome some sort of interaction when approached on a recent Saturday afternoon. But when told they were speaking to a newspaper reporter, they said they were not looking for sex. They all declined to give their names or discuss cruising, even though some said they were familiar with the practice. Cruisers have their defenders, who make several arguments: cruising is a part of healthy adult sexuality, police are heavy-handed in pursuit of arrests and crackdowns smack of homophobia. Birders said they have seen scrawled signs in the Magic Hedge saying, "Humans over birds." "Historically, these charges have been used as discrimination against homosexuals," said Jon Erickson, a Chicago lawyer who has defended cruising suspects. "I've never seen a straight couple charged with public indecency in Branch 29 court." Ald. Tom Tunney (44th), the city's first openly gay alderman, said police are wasting time by trying to combat an activity "that has been going on a hundred years." Several of his constituents in the heavily gay ward have complained about entrapment during police stings, he said. He called those people "victims." Police "are playing a game," said Tunney, whose ward includes the Town Hall police district. "Is this really a priority when we've got violent crime on the street?" Yasmin Nair, a freelance writer who has defended cruising in the Windy City Times, a Chicago gay newspaper, said public sex allows "one to negotiate sexuality outside the domestic and restrictive normative ideas of sex." Offended birders should simply look the other way, she said. "I would say just move your binoculars -- look for the red-breasted robin," she said. "It's not as if they do it in the open where someone has to step over them." Munoz said that while birding in a Chicago police T-shirt, he once was propositioned. "This guy walks up to me and says, 'How's it going?' I'm thinking the guy's a birder," Munoz said. "Then he goes, 'Want to get lucky?' I said, 'Excuse me? Can you read my shirt?' He says, 'Yeah, but do you want to get lucky?'" Munoz said he declined. Birders also complain about cruisers at Jackson Park on the South Side and in North Side and southwest suburban forest preserves. "There are places I totally have to avoid because of the cruiser population," said Wes Serafin, 57, an Orland Park pharmacist and avid birder. "You walk into some of the places and these people follow you around waiting for you to approach them. It's creepy and I resent it." Cook County Forest Preserve Police Chief Richard Waszak said his agency made "50 to 60" public indecency arrests of both men and women this year, though department spokesman Steve Mayberry said more arrests are made of men. "We're not a motel," Waszak said. "But they figure it's a lonely place and that they can do what they do." Police and birders met in 2004 to devise a plan for Montrose Harbor. The result was a series of bright orange ropes strung inside the woods with signs that crossing the boundaries would be a misdemeanor offense. "It's a little better than where it was," said Joe Lill, president of Chicago Audubon Society. "Before the ropes, it was a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10 for 'cruiseability.' Now it's maybe an 8. But on any warm day, it's still going on." The approaching cold weather will reduce the problem for a few months, but birders said cruising is as sure to return as the leaves. Though cruising dipped after the ropes were set up, it nudged back up this year, Lill said. "It's probably time to...put up more ropes," he said. Greco, the police sergeant, said plainclothes officers carried out multiple stings by posing as birders and watching what happened in the woods. He denied that officers have approached potential targets and offered sex. "What we're looking for is public indecencies," he said. "People go there to take graduation photos and things, and you get these goofballs in the bushes. ... It's really a job the officers don't necessarily like doing, but they feel it's important." People behind the orange ropes are ticketed, he said, while people seen in the act are arrested and charged with public indecency. There are about 10 times as many tickets written as arrests, he said. "We get guys begging for mercy because they are married and from the suburbs," Greco said. "You can't let personal pleas affect your professional decision." Some birders said they have tried talking to the cruisers about taking their activities elsewhere, but that dialogue hasn't done any good. "Gee, I wouldn't want to be in there doing those things when 100 people are coming by with binoculars and looking into the bushes," Lill said. "But it doesn't seem to bother them." " http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-birders_24oct24,0,3883903.story |
| 23rd October 2007 - 06:37:52 PM |
| 85339 : Kurt Steinberg |
| What happened to the Gay Neil Hamburger board? gayneilboard.proboards84.com |
| 22nd October 2007 - 09:31:39 PM |
| 85328 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, did you even it when you and Belding were called each other by cute little nicknames? As I recall, you used to call Mr. Belding "the chief" and he used to call you his "jewish cumbucket." |
| 22nd October 2007 - 03:08:38 PM |
| 85323 : Kurt steinberg |
| Diamond, I found these sexy new pictures of Belding: http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=71421871&epmid=3&partner=Google |
| 21st October 2007 - 10:36:37 PM |
| 85313 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why don't you ever follow through with anything? You never did anything with www.trustthedust.com, The Dustin Diamond Talent Agency, your Costume business that you mentioned on VH1, or your autobiography that you were supposed to write. Hell, you even dropped out of California University to be Belding's assistant at Bayside when the courses got too hard for you! Slater at least managed to graduate from California University, even though he only made it through by cheating - Mr. Rogers helped him break into the University office where grades were recorded. Slater had to make passionate love to Mr. Rogers in return for his help, but at least Slater has a degree to his name. All that you have is a chunky ass, pubic jew-fro haircut, terrorist beard, tubby fake wife, a horrible credit rating, and a baby dick! |
| 21st October 2007 - 06:23:42 PM |
| 85307 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I ate Taco Bell for lunch today and it isn't sitting very well in my stomach. I ripped ass in the elevator shortly after lunch and it totally smelled like rotting eggs. So I need to track you down and take a nasty shit right in your mouth and then I will kick you in the junk. You must be so turned on right now - I'll bet you are seconds away from blwoing your load and you think about me releasing my putrid feces into your mouth! Let's hook up soon, buddy!!! |
| 19th October 2007 - 04:53:32 PM |
| 85288 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what happened to your www.getdshirts.com website? Did you get sick of ripping off little kids, or did the Wisonsin Attorney General order it shut down for fraud? Also, I found this article detailing your gnarled teeth before you went to Toronot and begged someone to fix your teeth for free:http://torontoist.com/2007/10/whose_choppers.php Why were your teeth so worn down and damaged? Did all of the donkey punches and scat parties finally get to your teeth? |
| 18th October 2007 - 06:04:12 PM |
| 85281 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you like this nice gay fantasy involving you and Milo? 04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM 13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated? Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 18th October 2007 - 05:49:27 PM |
| 85280 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, did it ever bother you that although Milo was unable to read or write, one thing he certainly knew how to do was to viciously ass-rape you? |
| 18th October 2007 - 01:54:42 PM |
| 85275 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you been formally married to Kevin the Robot? If not, you may be entitled to some legal rights as Kevin's common law wife! If you two gay lovebirds have not yet formally tied the knot, you need to stop living in sin and get married. Maybe Belding can be the Best Man. I'm sure that the Big Bopper would arrange a nice bachelor party for you in the bathroom stall at the Port Washington Arby's. |
| 18th October 2007 - 12:05:31 PM |
| 85271 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, whatever happened to your www.trustthedust.com website that you were supposed to unveil to the public in 2004 or 2005? |
| 17th October 2007 - 10:01:40 AM |
| 85257 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, remember when you were on Celebrity Fit Club and claimed that the scale was broken during one of the weigh-ins when you hadn't lost any weight? When when you later kept farting during the kayak race and one of your disgusting farts was captured on video even though the cameraman was about 100 feet away? You really don't have any pride, do you? |
| 16th October 2007 - 03:08:08 PM |
| 85245 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that when you were in the Cub Scouts and went camping with Belding, Belding would get up in the middle of the night, drop is pants and then piss all over your face and take a dump in your jew-fro? IS it true that whenever he would do this, he would claim that he must have been sleep-walking and that he couldn't remember doing any of it? Is it true that you beleived him until you saw the pictures of his urinating on you in Mr. Tuttle's scrapbook that he sold on eBay? You sure were an idiot! |
| 16th October 2007 - 10:30:05 AM |
| 85242 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that you used to hang out with Chris Burke and would smoke pole while he was smoking crack cocaine? TMZ has a recent picture of Chris Burke's out girlfriend. She was the 'tard who acted on The Facts of Life. Did you ever try to get on her? http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/16/cousin-geri-from-facts-of-life-memba-her/ |
| 15th October 2007 - 04:11:16 PM |
| 85236 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I like the fact that Mr. Carosi took a day off from the Malibu Sands resort to sit in the courtroom and listen to Screech's testimony. He and Tuttle probably sat in the back and rubbed knobs with the bailiff. Speaking of Carosi, what is teh deal with morbidly obese men and Saved By The Bell? The casting director must have had a fetish for overweight men, such as Carosi, Tuttle, and Belding. I also like the fact that if Screech annoys you or otherwise makes you mad, you have free reign to do whatever you want to his various orifices! |
| 15th October 2007 - 12:19:39 AM |
| 85223 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when you are making love to Dennis Haskins, is it true that he sometime pours boiling hot water on your tiny pre-pubescient beanbag while Mr. Tuttle watches and masturbates vigorously to your cries of pain? Also, is it true that Dennis likes to wear cowboy boots and enjoys stomping on your butthole with the spurs on the back of his boots? |
| 13th October 2007 - 11:25:13 AM |
| 85209 : Kurt Steinberg |
| MaxGoldbergIsGay, you seem to be confused. "Dustin Diamond" is the stage name for Max Goldberg - they are the same person! When Max started his acting career and joined the Screen Actors Guild ("SAG"), he discovered that someone in SAG was already acting under the name Max Goldberg and was told he had to act under a different name. At this point, Max started acting under the name "Dustin Diamond." Think about it - the name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made-up, doesn't it? He engaged in the whole domain name dispute to raise publicity for himself and break back into acting! |
| 12th October 2007 - 03:34:26 PM |
| 85194 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Arby's thanks for the info. Diamond, I just ate some Taco Bell and really want to rip a nasty fart right in your face! Afterward, I will squirt my load in your mouth. You must be popping a tent as you read this while fantasizing about this great offer! Let's get together soon, buddy. |
| 12th October 2007 - 10:58:42 AM |
| 85190 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, according to this article, humans and robots will soon marry. Do you think you will get engaged to Kevin the Robot, or would you prefer a fat and balding robot that resembles Mr. Belding? http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=upiUPI-20071011-122541-6886&show_article=1 "Researcher: Humans will wed robots MAASTRICHT, Netherlands, Oct. 11 (UPI) -- The University of Maastricht in the Netherlands is awarding a doctorate to a researcher who wrote a paper on marriages between humans and robots. David Levy, a British artificial intelligence researcher at the college, wrote in his thesis, "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners," that trends in robotics and shifting attitudes on marriage are likely to result in sophisticated robots that will eventually be seen as suitable marriage partners. Levy's conclusion was based on about 450 publications in the fields of psychology, sexology, sociology, robotics, materials science, artificial intelligence, gender studies and computer-human interaction. The thesis examines human attitudes toward affection, love and sexuality and concluded that the findings are just as applicable to human interaction with robots of the future as they are to the relationships between humans of today." |
| 12th October 2007 - 09:29:02 AM |
| 85189 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, remember when you were on Celebrity Fit Club and you said something about how you'd rather eat a big turd than ever exercise again? You even said that it didn't have to be a human turd. This, of course, begs the question - whose shit tastes better? Belding's or Hound Dog's? Also, did Nerdstrom or any of the other Bayside students ever program Kevin the Robot to take shits? I'll bet he could produce a nice and smelly robotic shit from his memory banks and then drop it right in your mouth! |
| 11th October 2007 - 05:50:12 PM |
| 85184 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what are you trying to do to your gay fans? I know you think you're being funny by calling yourself different names on your various websites, but you aren't fooling anyone. We all know that Dustin Diamond, Max Goldberg, and Arby's Shitpipe are all the same person! If you think that shutting down your dustindiamondlove.com website is going to generate enough buzz to help the flagging sales of your porn tape, I think that you are sorely mistaken. Do your queer fans a favor and bring back dustindiamondlove.com so that I can rub one out while reading the hot spank material posted over there! |
| 11th October 2007 - 09:02:30 AM |
| 85181 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what did you do to your dustindiamondlove.com website? |
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