Sit 'n Spin

Hey gang, remember those "Sit 'n Spin" toys we used to play with as kids? As you may recall, you sat on a flat surface coupled via a cylinder to a little stationary wheel. You could rotate about the axis of the clyinder (i.e., in a circle) by gripping onto the wheel and turning yourself. Anyhow, I'd like to get naked, position Diamond's grotesquely large nose in my anus, and then spin myself around like a top! I think I would derive much queer pleasure from this exercise! Do you think Diamond would be interested in helping my fantasy come true???