Sunday, March 06, 2005

Dumpster

Has anyone ever hung out by the dumpster behind a gay bar? It's a great way to meet some hot studs for gay sex! I ventured over to the brown dumpster behind one of the gay bars in Key West the other day and had some homo-erotic fun! I ran into several homosexuals dressed up in a Saved By The Bell theme. There was a mexican stud with a permed mullet dressed up as Slater, a preppy blonde dressed as Zack, an overweight middle-aged man dressed as Principal Belding, a scrawny kid with a huge poofy white man's afro, and a guy dressed up as Kevin the robot (Screech's robot).

Anyway, the robot held the Screech's shoulders on the ground as Zack gave him a Cleveland Steamer. After that, Zack smeared the excrement all over the Screech's chest and then the Slater gave him a golden shower, pissing his name into the shit-canvas on the Sreech's chest, while the Belding buttslammed the Screech! I immediately walked over and teabagged the Screech! It was a great time!

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