I want to take a dump in Diamond's mouth!

Does anyone else think that Diamond has a pretty mouth? I'd like to take a dump in it sometime! There's something very erotic about thinking of using Screech's mouth as my own personal sewer. I often worder whether Mr. Belding would have done the same to Screech if "Saved By The Bell" had been based on real-life events. In any event, I've woken up three times this past week with wet dreams of me eating several greasy tacos and then taking a dump on Diamond's neatly trimmed beard! My dream also involves me farting in Diamond's mouth. Does anyone else have erotic homosexual fantasies like these?