Real Posts From Dustin Diamond at Dustindiamond.com?

Since its inception, there have been many posts to the guestbook at dustindiamond.com that have been made under the name Dustin Diamond. I cannot verify that any of these were, in fact, written by Diamond, but it would not surprise me if some, if not all, of these are from Diamond:

06th March 2005 - 12:26:40 PM
12637 : Dustin\'s official response
SUCK MY HAIRY JEW-BALLS, YOU CUM-SPELUNKERS


29th November 2004 - 02:09:12 PM
11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK.


19th November 2004 - 07:43:23 PM
11175 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND YOUR QUEER COMRADES HAVE CROSSED THE LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE AND TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF SELF-WORSHIP, BUT ALSO MY LAWYERS ARE STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE GAY MAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING LAUGHING.

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZERO HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.


09th May 2004 - 08:12:39 PM
7416 : Dustin Diamond
Hi Kurt

How about I take a dump in YOUR mouth, asshole. Expect a letter from my lawyer, soon.

Dustin


30th April 2004 - 09:52:21 AM
7281 : Dustin Diamond
You guys think you are funny huh? Talking about me jugging cum and getting cleveland steamers.

Im not gay!!!!!! I fucked Dennis Haskins many times but that was on the down low, I also jerked off once while watching Mario Lopez getting his mullet permed but that really isnt gay either.


31st December 2003 - 08:30:07 PM
6059 : D. Diamond
Hey true fans. this is actually me the REAL Dustin diamond. I am fed up with this FRAUD of a website. who ever lives in new york go here and end this pain in my butt

domain: dustindiamond.com
status: production
owner: Max Goldberg
email: max@tnug.com
address: 847A Second Avenue 302
city: New York
state: New York
postal-code: 10017
country: US
admin-c: max@tnug.com#0
tech-c: max@tnug.com#0
billing-c: max@tnug.com#0
nserver: auth1.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth2.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth3.ns.sargasso.net
registrar: JORE-1
created: 2001-07-06 00:11:12 UTC JORE-1
modified: 2003-09-15 12:08:47 UTC JORE-1
expires: 2006-07-05 18:10:50 UTC
source: joker.com


31st December 2003 - 12:05:01 AM
6044 : Same as the last post
And really,by the way - this is the first ever site I've been to where a new post pops up every MINUTE. I mean can you say "no lifes"? Although I'm doing the same thing this moment,in fact probably within a minute I wanted to express my perspective on the stupidity of the posts instead of giving my two cents on my two best friends! You must be kidding me if you didn't know what that meant,coming from naysayers like you. What a disgrace. Let this be my Last Message Ever here at this board.


30th December 2003 - 11:57:43 PM
6043 : Mr.Diamond himself
HA. joke's on all of you. Only ONE WORD can sum up what I think of this so-called "official" site. May I present you the word - FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD!! If you wanna impersonate someone,do it with more class. The "post" button here almost had me falling off my chair. It's "Post" or if you're going for exclaimation marks,it's "post!!!!" not "psot!!!1"


27th August 2003 - 03:17:50 PM
4691 : Dustin Diamond
Why don't you people ASK me if I'm gay instead of asking strangers who don't know me? I love my fans, but damn.... SOme of you people are so stupid that you give humans a bad name. If we could just weed you morons out and remove your reproductive organs, the average IQ level of the world (along with avg income since most stupid people are trailer trash type) would increase significantly. So do us all a favor... Look up into the sky with your mouth open on a rainy day and drown yourselves you moronic turkeys.


18th August 2003 - 10:35:55 AM
4341 : Dustin Diamond
Hey people i'm really pissed off today, you guys are telling me i'm gay well i got something to say to you, your the gay ones so look who's talkin now, sorry for you true fans out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


13th August 2003 - 10:24:22 AM
4231 : Dustin's corrected statement
I am ashamed to post on this hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
All the lowlifes without the balls to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critize, but you are not. I realize this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will never be devirginized and will die of AIDS. Think i'm joking?


12th August 2003 - 04:46:59 PM
4196 : Dustin Diamond
sorry to real fans. anyone who posted non-lame posts, like john below, you were not included in the nerd statement.
But please do not waste your time here, this site is fake.


12th August 2003 - 04:45:10 PM
4195 : Dustin Diamond
hello everyone. I am ashamed to post on this whore hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty. As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.

Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
'Chachi', 'Ham Span' and all the other lowlifes without the ballards to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critise, but you are not. I realise this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will die virgin


15th March 2003 - 08:37:11 AM
1902 : Dustin
I think i'm gonna call my lawyer about this, this website WILL close!


12th April 2002 - 01:55:23 PM
924 : Dustin Diamond
What's up people, Screech here again. Please don't fill up my message board with stupid messages. If you're not going to say anything useful or nice, then don't write ANYTHING AT ALL. This includes you people who put messages with just your name. If you think you're a tough guy and want to insult me, then at least be brave enough to put your email address on here so I can respond. Mine is screech@dustindiamond.com if you want to say anything to me. And for the people making comments about my nose, I really dont care. I was born like this and I don't mind if my nose is a little large and crooked. Adios amigos.

Hot Pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding

Check out these hot homo-erotic pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell: The New Class:

In the first picture the two love-birds are sharing a compassionate hug:


In this picture Screech's lover, Mr. Belding, is still in bed while Screech is talking to him. Perhaps they are scheduling a love-making session for later in the afternoon?


In this picture Screech and Belding are dressed up as birds (probably as part of a bizarre homosexual role-playing game):

Alleged Dustin Diamond Sex Tape!

Dustin Diamond has officially hit rock bottom! He claims to have a videotape of himself having sex with two women. He also claims that a "dirty sanchez" was involved. (I would give odds that he was on the receiving end of the dirty sanchez!)

Something tells me that one of the "women" in this tape is Mr. Belding and the other one is Mr. Tuttle! Here's a clip that is allegedly from the tape.

The Movietickets.com Guy

I have seen Movietickets.com commercials several times over the past couple years while I was out at the theatres. My favorite commercial is the one with the guy with the enormous poofy jew-fro! I think it would be really cool of Diamond and the Movietickets.com guy had a swordfight to determine who is the master of the jew-fros!

Hot Homo-erotic Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I have discovered some incredibly hot homoerotic posts on Dustin Diamond's website, dustindiamond.com. These each made me lose several loads:

14th November 2004 - 01:01:08 PM
11029 : Letters From An Asshole
Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail:

Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me.
-A Small Retarded Boy

17th March 2005 - 11:59:35 PM
12776 : John McJohnson
If anybody receives this message, please send help.

Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Dustin Diamond's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.

So far, I have attempted to escape Dustin's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of Dustin's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.

If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.

Sincerely,
John McJohnson

Gay Pictures of Diamond from "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted"

Look at these queer pictures of Diamond from the horrible movie, "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted":

More Queer Saved By The Bell Pictures

Look at this picture of Slater, Zack, Screech, and Mr. Belding. It almost appears as though Belding whipped out his schlong and the Bayside students are staring at it!



Look at how queer Screech looks here! He claimed on the Stern Show that he has a 10-inch schlong. Obviously he is lying:


Another queer picture of Screech in a beauty contest:

Queer Dustin Diamond-Related Media

As you may have heard, Diamond is about to lose his house to foreclosure. He went on the Howard Stern Show last week to grovel and beg for money. He mentioned that he's selling t-shirts on his new website. I went to his website yesterday and discovered some pathetic queer ring tones on his website. Check them out here.

Here's a link to a downloadable file of his Howard Stern appearance.


I also found some other cool Diamond-related media links:

This is a link to an appearance Diamond made on the Opie & Anthony Show in 2002 where he was harassed by several anti-Screech callers. There's a funny exchange between a caller and Diamond at about 135 minutes in to this file.

Here's a video of a 16-year-old nerd totally clowning Diamond in this fake interview.

Here's a clip of an "Inside The Actor's Studio" skit from Saturday Night Live where Tobey Maguire played Screech.

Gay Picture of Diamond

Look at how fruity Screech looks here:

I Found Pictures of "Gem Diamond," One of Screech's Gay Lovers

More Queer Pictures Of Screech!

Look at these pictures of Diamond. Obviously Screech is a raging homosexual. Why else would he be dressed so faggy? Look at how unbelievably gay his shoes are:





Here are some more queer pictures of Screech:

Robo-Screech

Check out these queer pictures of Screech dressed up as Robo-Screech:

Screech & Kevin the Robot's Magic Show

Check out these pictures from Screech and Kevin's queer magic show:

More Pictures of Kevin the Robot!!!

Check out these hot pics of Screech's original sex robot, Kevin!

Mr. Rogers From Saved By The Bell: The College Years

Look at these pictures of Mr. Rogers and Screech from the College Years: