I want to give Diamond a "Cincinnati juicebox"

I learned a new gay sex move when I visited the dumpster circuit recently! It's called "Cincinnati juicebox." It involves a dude pissing in another dude's ass and then making the guy with the ass full of piss suck it out with a straw! I'd like to give Dustin Diamond one of those, but I'd also like to shit in his asshole, and also barf and jizz in it! Diamond, let's hook up!

Dustin Diamond's Sex Tape

A few weeks ago, I read an article that indicated that "David Hans Schmidt, the agent who’s now selling the rights to the tape, tells TMZ that the two women are from the heart of the Midwest and in their early 20’s. One is blond, the other a rather striking brunette."

This is the pervert who is selling rights to the Diamond tape:


Apparently Diamond's sex tape is now ready for sale. However, neither of the women on the cover are "rather striking;" instead, they are both obese hogs as you can clearly see in this picture below:

More Hot Homoerotic Posts From Dustindiamond.com

Here are more incredibly hot queer postings from the guestbook at Dustindiamond.com:

15th August 2004 - 01:57:01 PM
9701 : Patrick
Dustin I wish I could take an HIV+ shit on your head. Then I would piss on the mountain top of diseased feces and watch as my dark shit-piss mix washed down your face and chest. Then you would roll in it and I would whip you with my belt giving you severe lacerations which I would massage, insuring that my HIV+ shit and piss enters your bloodstream. Then I would finger you from behind and donkey punch you just for the hell of it and then ejaculate my HIV+ spunk in your eye! Does being infected with the deadly AIDS virus turn you on as much as it does me?

05th December 2003 - 09:19:16 AM
5866 : Beer
What Steinberg says is important and true- i think whoever made this site 'in now way affiliated with Dustin Diamond' is a pussy!!!
There is no reason why you should have done this, and have obviously been bullied into it by some representative of Diamond. Even if you were in the worng- what is that peniless nerd Diamond going to do about it? sue you?
Whoever wrote the post titled 'RIP', you are very disrespectful and not welcome on a gay board.

12th November 2003 - 05:34:27 PM
5696 : whata
Whoever made this site 'in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond' is a sell out. Please put it back to how it was. Wasn't it funny when people thought it was his real site?

18th July 2003 - 05:43:09 PM
3365 : Ham Span
hey chachi, i dont have a problem with you loving diamond in a non-sexual way, but you should respect the rights of others to express gay feelings for Dustin.
Respecting Dustin for his slim, toned body and sexy curly hair is no different to respecting him for his acting, chess or comedy 'skills'.
Just because i want to lose my load up dustin's brownpipe and then milk him dry into a Saved By the Bell mug and make him drink it does not mean i dont respect him, i do!

23rd April 2003 - 09:25:35 AM
2985 : Ham Span
any one up for acrobatic animal games, i have an erotic menagerie of small burrowing rodents, claws and teeth removed and perfectly at home in small, dark, smelly holes.
I also have a collection of 'larger' beasts for the more expeienced gentleman. Dustin i would love to ram a small collection of assorted beasts up ur colon, and retrieve them one by one with my tongue, pulling them out as they scramble desperately, attempting to lodge themselves in their new home, their jaws and tiny paws rapidly exciting you to climax, and as your sphincter suddenly relaxes they will spill forth in a brown wrigling torrent onto your saved by the bell bedsheets!

Post from "Dustin's Diary"

Someone posted several hot homoerotic posts on dustindiamond.com and at the Dustin Diamond Love Forum under the login name "Ritual Abuse" that are supposedly from Dustin Diamond's diary. I enjoy reading these while participating in a "circle jerk" with a few other dudes:

Posted: Dec 1 2005, 02:23 PM

I was driving around downtown today and I spotted the weakest most desperate looking homeless teenaged boy I'd ever seen. I pulled up next to him and he recognized me as Screech from SBTB. I told him he had a great face for show business and that if he came with me he could sleep in my "mansion" tonight while I arranged for him to meet with my agent tommorow. He looked excited and hopped into my 1994 Mercury Tracer. I drove out to an abandoned shack along the highway, pulled over and said "this is it you little faggot, this is my mansion" and grabbed him by the neck. He was so malnourished and weak that I easily overpowered him, it was amazing because it was the firse time I'd ever felt stronger than anyone. I tore his clothes off and dragged him into the shack. I immediately started pumping his ass as hard as I could while thinking about getting back at Slater for all the times he'd raped me. I imagined the boy was Slater and broke his neck. I soon blew my load and fell asleep with my dick lodged in his corpses' ass the whole night. When I woke up I realized I had a body to get rid of.



20th May 2005 - 05:48:06 PM
13639 : Dustin\'s Diary
May 13, '05
I can't help it. I loving fucking bums. A man will do anyhting when he has hit rock bottom. I just love the desperation in their eyes. Today it was a guy named Bruce under the 52nd street bridge. I asked if he wanted to make five bucks the hard way, and of course he said yes. I let down my Zubaz right there, and motioned to a pile of dirty syrenges on the ground. "Grab a few of those bad boys," I said. He did, and asked what they were for. "Go ahead. Jab one in my sack." He did it, just like a good little homeless bitch. "Deeper." He jammed needle after needle deep into my testes until my scrotum resembled a wrinkled hairy pin cushion. "Swallow my rod. And use your teeth, faggot." "Please don't call me that," he plead, but I grabbed his hair and rammed my Kosher meat down his throat, causing him to gag. "Chew it, bitch!" He started gnawing on my shaft like a rabid dog on a fresh bone until it looked like a bloody meat shank. His scruffy beard tickled my taint while stale chunks of food fell out of

20th May 2005 - 05:55:37 PM
13640 : Dustin\'s Diary
(cont.) it. "That's right, you faggot bum!" He began to weep. "I had a family before they moved my job to India!" I laid on the ground so I could feel his warm tears trickle down the crack of my ass. It was so hot watching him sob with my bloody dick in his near-toothless mouth. "Screech is your boss now, faggot!" A bead of glistening pre-cum formed on the head of my raw, tattered member. I was going to blow. Big time. I ripped the needles out of my sack and forced both balls into his mouth and started to joyously fart in his beard. There it was! Ropes of warm goo directly into his teary eye. I watched him cry rivers of shame and remorse for a bit longer, then I crushed his skull with a nearby brick. Oh, he was good, but not five dollars good.

-Dustin



21st May 2005 - 06:06:40 PM
13675 : Dustin\'s Diary
May 15, '05
There aren't enough homeless men in L.A. to satisfy my carnal urges. Today it was a man named Joffrey in a construction site port-o-shitter. There I was, minding my own business, smearing myself with the fecal remnants of smelly immigrants, when in walks Joffrey, scruffy beard and thin build, looking for a place to shoot up. "If you REALLY want a shot of the good stuff, look no further, baby," I told him as the Mexi-poo hardened to a crust on my naked Jewish body. He asked, "How much you pay?" "Depends on the performance, cowboy." He abruptly began chewing the rancid sewage off my chest. Impressive, I thought. He really must need a fix. "Do you wipe yourself properly?" I asked him. "Almost never," he replied. This sent jolts of blood to my cock, inflating my throbbing Jewdon. I dropped his filthy jeans to reveal the most skank encrusted asscrack I have ever beheld. I was cemented shut with moldy shit and the leavings of other gentlemen. My mouth was watering...


21st May 2005 - 06:15:29 PM
13677 : Dustin\'s Diary
(cont.) I chewed into his meaty fart shoot like an Ethiopian on a Philly cheesesteak. Chunks of butt crust were flying, and the sound was similar to crumpling newspaper. I was going to blow a wad just indulging in this man's anus casserole. All of the sudden, we heard one of the migrant workers approaching the stall. "Aye, essay. All those fajitas and Tecate, mang. I got to take el poopy!" Frantic, Joffrey and I crawled down inside the toilet just as the Mexi-person opened the door. He sat himself down and began to unleash the most violent, sloppy Mexi-fart imaginable. I was getting off in a big way. I opened my mouth as wide as I could. "Become the toilet," I thought, as digested beef and cheese poured out of his ass down my waiting throat. This was the single most erotic thing I've ever experienced. I'm losing loads just thinking about it.



25th May 2005 - 04:55:32 PM
13765 : Dustin\'s Grandpa\'s Diary
FEB. 24, 1991
I'm so proud of my grandson. He finally stopped wetting the bed and he's starring on a famous TV show on the television! I went to a cast party today to meet some of his friends from the new fangled Saved From the Bell. Mark-Paul seemed like an especially nice boy. He noticed that I was wearing Old Shitter brand adult diapers, and when I asked him how he knew he said he changed his dad's diapers all the time. We talked for about an hour concerning the erotic shame of anal leakage. Such a nice boy. All of the sudden a Mexican boy walks in. He just looked like he was going to steal something or stink up the place with his Mexican beer farts. I had to take action, so I ripped off my pair of Old Shitters and used them to strangle the boy. Well, seeing Mexicans get strangled with shitty diapers ende up being a big turn-on for Mark-Paul. When he started suckling my old-man nipples and tickling my wrinkly taint, I knew I was in for the sloppy gay spunkfest of a lifetime. He didn't let me down.



22nd May 2005 - 07:41:34 AM
13683 : Dustin\'s Diary
November 27th, 1991

I don't know how much more of this I can take. Much as I love working on the show, and everything it brings (the fame, the glory, the drugs, the hot studs that will drop trow at the merest suggestion that I could get them an interview at NBC), I'm just not sure I can take many more of the on-set practical jokes from Mark-Paul and Mario. Although, sometimes it can be quite agreeable...those guys can get pretty damn freaky.

Take today for example. I'd just finished a scene when Mario came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go shoot up with him in his dressing room, so I said sure. Mario's always good for a fix. So when we got to his dressing room, he pushed me inside and locked the door. It was completely dark inside, and I said 'Hey, I thought we were gonna shoot up...?' and then I heard Mark-Paul say 'we're gonna shoot you up alright, bitch!!!' and then I felt someone wrench down my zubaz. Next thing I knew, I was being pinned to the floor by Dennis (I knew it was him as I could recognise his breathing on the back of my neck) while he raped me up the cornshoot! While he was grinding away, someone (I assume Mark-Paul) gave me a golden shower, turning my jew-fro into a soggy mop; then I heard someone standing over me groaning and straining, and a big smelly turd plopped right on my head! The perpetrator then rubbed the turd into my hair. It was then that Dennis said 'time to shoot you up, BITCH!!!!' and he blew his load deep inside my ass. I heard the door being unlocked and they walked out saying 'see you on set, shithead', and it was then that I remembered I had another scene to do! I ran out on to the set, covered in shit and piss - the director didn't seem to notice and shot the scene anyway! I'll bet that one makes the 'blooper' reel - I just hope no-one decides to drop a 'blooper' on my head again just before a scene! Zoiks!

Real Posts From Dustin Diamond at Dustindiamond.com?

Since its inception, there have been many posts to the guestbook at dustindiamond.com that have been made under the name Dustin Diamond. I cannot verify that any of these were, in fact, written by Diamond, but it would not surprise me if some, if not all, of these are from Diamond:

06th March 2005 - 12:26:40 PM
12637 : Dustin\'s official response
SUCK MY HAIRY JEW-BALLS, YOU CUM-SPELUNKERS


29th November 2004 - 02:09:12 PM
11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK.


19th November 2004 - 07:43:23 PM
11175 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND YOUR QUEER COMRADES HAVE CROSSED THE LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE AND TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF SELF-WORSHIP, BUT ALSO MY LAWYERS ARE STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE GAY MAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING LAUGHING.

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZERO HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.


09th May 2004 - 08:12:39 PM
7416 : Dustin Diamond
Hi Kurt

How about I take a dump in YOUR mouth, asshole. Expect a letter from my lawyer, soon.

Dustin


30th April 2004 - 09:52:21 AM
7281 : Dustin Diamond
You guys think you are funny huh? Talking about me jugging cum and getting cleveland steamers.

Im not gay!!!!!! I fucked Dennis Haskins many times but that was on the down low, I also jerked off once while watching Mario Lopez getting his mullet permed but that really isnt gay either.


31st December 2003 - 08:30:07 PM
6059 : D. Diamond
Hey true fans. this is actually me the REAL Dustin diamond. I am fed up with this FRAUD of a website. who ever lives in new york go here and end this pain in my butt

domain: dustindiamond.com
status: production
owner: Max Goldberg
email: max@tnug.com
address: 847A Second Avenue 302
city: New York
state: New York
postal-code: 10017
country: US
admin-c: max@tnug.com#0
tech-c: max@tnug.com#0
billing-c: max@tnug.com#0
nserver: auth1.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth2.ns.sargasso.net
nserver: auth3.ns.sargasso.net
registrar: JORE-1
created: 2001-07-06 00:11:12 UTC JORE-1
modified: 2003-09-15 12:08:47 UTC JORE-1
expires: 2006-07-05 18:10:50 UTC
source: joker.com


31st December 2003 - 12:05:01 AM
6044 : Same as the last post
And really,by the way - this is the first ever site I've been to where a new post pops up every MINUTE. I mean can you say "no lifes"? Although I'm doing the same thing this moment,in fact probably within a minute I wanted to express my perspective on the stupidity of the posts instead of giving my two cents on my two best friends! You must be kidding me if you didn't know what that meant,coming from naysayers like you. What a disgrace. Let this be my Last Message Ever here at this board.


30th December 2003 - 11:57:43 PM
6043 : Mr.Diamond himself
HA. joke's on all of you. Only ONE WORD can sum up what I think of this so-called "official" site. May I present you the word - FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD!! If you wanna impersonate someone,do it with more class. The "post" button here almost had me falling off my chair. It's "Post" or if you're going for exclaimation marks,it's "post!!!!" not "psot!!!1"


27th August 2003 - 03:17:50 PM
4691 : Dustin Diamond
Why don't you people ASK me if I'm gay instead of asking strangers who don't know me? I love my fans, but damn.... SOme of you people are so stupid that you give humans a bad name. If we could just weed you morons out and remove your reproductive organs, the average IQ level of the world (along with avg income since most stupid people are trailer trash type) would increase significantly. So do us all a favor... Look up into the sky with your mouth open on a rainy day and drown yourselves you moronic turkeys.


18th August 2003 - 10:35:55 AM
4341 : Dustin Diamond
Hey people i'm really pissed off today, you guys are telling me i'm gay well i got something to say to you, your the gay ones so look who's talkin now, sorry for you true fans out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


13th August 2003 - 10:24:22 AM
4231 : Dustin's corrected statement
I am ashamed to post on this hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
All the lowlifes without the balls to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critize, but you are not. I realize this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will never be devirginized and will die of AIDS. Think i'm joking?


12th August 2003 - 04:46:59 PM
4196 : Dustin Diamond
sorry to real fans. anyone who posted non-lame posts, like john below, you were not included in the nerd statement.
But please do not waste your time here, this site is fake.


12th August 2003 - 04:45:10 PM
4195 : Dustin Diamond
hello everyone. I am ashamed to post on this whore hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty. As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.

Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
'Chachi', 'Ham Span' and all the other lowlifes without the ballards to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critise, but you are not. I realise this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will die virgin


15th March 2003 - 08:37:11 AM
1902 : Dustin
I think i'm gonna call my lawyer about this, this website WILL close!


12th April 2002 - 01:55:23 PM
924 : Dustin Diamond
What's up people, Screech here again. Please don't fill up my message board with stupid messages. If you're not going to say anything useful or nice, then don't write ANYTHING AT ALL. This includes you people who put messages with just your name. If you think you're a tough guy and want to insult me, then at least be brave enough to put your email address on here so I can respond. Mine is screech@dustindiamond.com if you want to say anything to me. And for the people making comments about my nose, I really dont care. I was born like this and I don't mind if my nose is a little large and crooked. Adios amigos.

Hot Pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding

Check out these hot homo-erotic pictures of Screech and Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell: The New Class:

In the first picture the two love-birds are sharing a compassionate hug:


In this picture Screech's lover, Mr. Belding, is still in bed while Screech is talking to him. Perhaps they are scheduling a love-making session for later in the afternoon?


In this picture Screech and Belding are dressed up as birds (probably as part of a bizarre homosexual role-playing game):

Alleged Dustin Diamond Sex Tape!

Dustin Diamond has officially hit rock bottom! He claims to have a videotape of himself having sex with two women. He also claims that a "dirty sanchez" was involved. (I would give odds that he was on the receiving end of the dirty sanchez!)

Something tells me that one of the "women" in this tape is Mr. Belding and the other one is Mr. Tuttle! Here's a clip that is allegedly from the tape.

The Movietickets.com Guy

I have seen Movietickets.com commercials several times over the past couple years while I was out at the theatres. My favorite commercial is the one with the guy with the enormous poofy jew-fro! I think it would be really cool of Diamond and the Movietickets.com guy had a swordfight to determine who is the master of the jew-fros!

Hot Homo-erotic Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I have discovered some incredibly hot homoerotic posts on Dustin Diamond's website, dustindiamond.com. These each made me lose several loads:

14th November 2004 - 01:01:08 PM
11029 : Letters From An Asshole
Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail:

Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me.
-A Small Retarded Boy

17th March 2005 - 11:59:35 PM
12776 : John McJohnson
If anybody receives this message, please send help.

Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Dustin Diamond's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.

So far, I have attempted to escape Dustin's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of Dustin's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.

If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.

Sincerely,
John McJohnson

Gay Pictures of Diamond from "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted"

Look at these queer pictures of Diamond from the horrible movie, "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted":

More Queer Saved By The Bell Pictures

Look at this picture of Slater, Zack, Screech, and Mr. Belding. It almost appears as though Belding whipped out his schlong and the Bayside students are staring at it!



Look at how queer Screech looks here! He claimed on the Stern Show that he has a 10-inch schlong. Obviously he is lying:


Another queer picture of Screech in a beauty contest:

Queer Dustin Diamond-Related Media

As you may have heard, Diamond is about to lose his house to foreclosure. He went on the Howard Stern Show last week to grovel and beg for money. He mentioned that he's selling t-shirts on his new website. I went to his website yesterday and discovered some pathetic queer ring tones on his website. Check them out here.

Here's a link to a downloadable file of his Howard Stern appearance.


I also found some other cool Diamond-related media links:

This is a link to an appearance Diamond made on the Opie & Anthony Show in 2002 where he was harassed by several anti-Screech callers. There's a funny exchange between a caller and Diamond at about 135 minutes in to this file.

Here's a video of a 16-year-old nerd totally clowning Diamond in this fake interview.

Here's a clip of an "Inside The Actor's Studio" skit from Saturday Night Live where Tobey Maguire played Screech.

Gay Picture of Diamond

Look at how fruity Screech looks here:

I Found Pictures of "Gem Diamond," One of Screech's Gay Lovers

More Queer Pictures Of Screech!

Look at these pictures of Diamond. Obviously Screech is a raging homosexual. Why else would he be dressed so faggy? Look at how unbelievably gay his shoes are:





Here are some more queer pictures of Screech: