"IIN to sign up people I don't like for spam email lists?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "IIN to sign up people I don't like for spam email lists?"

"Screech Gets His Own Office" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding finally gave you your own office when you were his assistant at Bayside?  Remember how you had been begging him for years and he got so sick of your whining that he finally relented and agreed to your request?  Remember how the only room available was a former storage room which had no ventilation or windows?  Remember how this did not upset you, as you were just happy to have your own office as it was a sign that you were a success even though your position at Bayside was an unpaid intern position which you had already had for 5 years?  Remember how the day after you moved into the new office Mr. Belding  left at 11:00 AM to eat lunch and purchase a couple cakes to eat by himself that afternoon?  Remember how your boss, Corky from Life Goes On, stayed in Mr. Belding’s office while he was gone to make sure you did your work?  Remember how Mr. Belding’s favorite lunch restaurant was  a pizzeria down the street which served large deep dish Chicago-style pizzas?  Remember how the restaurant sold extra-large deep dish pizzas meant to feed a family of six?  Remember how Mr. Belding would eat three of these by himself with extra meat toppings such as pepperoni and sausage?  Remember how Mr. Belding returned from lunch and set two chocolate cakes on his desk?  Remember how Mr. Belding said that the pizza was really good that day and that he had 7 refills of Mountain Dew with his meal?  Remember when he belched really loudly?  Remember how Corky laughed?  Remember when he walked into your office and asked how your work was going?  Remember when you started answering and then he suddenly turned to face the door, dropped his pants, and ripped a loud and long pepperoni fart?  Remember how it was as loud as a fog horn and was powerful enough to blow papers off your desk?  Remember how bad it smelled and your office quickly stunk?  Remember how Corky fell over laughing?  Remember when Mr. Belding then walked out of your office and then locked the door, trapping his fart in there with you?  Remember how the lack of ventilation or windows meant that his fart could not escape the room?  Remember how you banged on the door, but Mr. Belding wouldn’t let you out?  Remember when Mr. Belding finally unlocked the door 45 minutes later and you were happy as you assumed he was finally done messing with you?  Remember when you quickly realized that Mr. Belding was not close to being done tormenting you, as he dropped his pants and then peed all over your desk and carpet and then locked the door again until his puddle of urine evaporated into the air you were breathing?  Mr. Belding really got you good that time!

The "David Ortiz Sucks Forum"

Here are the most recent posts on the "David Ortiz Sucks Forum":

Discussion forum for David Ortiz's anti-fans (Boston, MLB). Does he suck?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:05:32 GMT reply To veteran: vote for Hillary!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 03 Aug 2016 17:02:03 GMT reply He looks like a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. I want him to bury his face in my ass

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 31 Jul 2016 04:06:14 GMT reply Do you losers erase shit because you can't handle a little friendly poking? The Castro curved dick pics are hilarious, you gay mofos. Censorship makes Niggerdave cry.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 17:12:39 GMT reply I agree with Veteran. Rookie is probably under 6 feet tall, about 5' 7" I'd guess.....loosesser....

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 16:29:42 GMT reply To below rookie: and you wonder why you're renting some dump apt. and are behind in your rent. You are a silliebillie, porknoise, nimrod, dork, blockhead, chowder head and all around loser. This is why no broad would even give you a second look....you bozo.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 06:40:04 GMT reply Red Sucks fans are just as deluded as Yankmee fans. Both fanbases can lick my unwiped asshole.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 22:00:23 GMT reply Below sophomore is 100% correct! Hoo-Ray!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 19:09:56 GMT reply all red sox fans are thanful to the guy for making our team legit for the rest opf our lifetimes, along with manny ramirez, so that is fact

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 17:04:42 GMT reply To below veteran : oh ma gosh! You must be some sort of porknoise with no job. Mr. Dave Ortiz is not only the greatest clutch hitter ever, he is very modest. All you scum Yankees fans are very jealous of Pappy.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 09:37:11 GMT reply I want to drink a 2-liter of grape soda and then piss into Ortiz's mouth. I bet he'd love it! Afterward, I would sit on his face while he licks my anus and inhales my farts

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:34:04 GMT reply To below Vet and Rook: you are a couple of shorties, dorks, blockheads, nimrods, porknoises, dodo birds, pinheads and racists. Praise Allah! You buttonholes!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:03:27 GMT reply Is there any truth to the rumor that the Gatorade coolers in the Red Sox dugout are actually filled with grape soda at the request of David Ortiz?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 02:01:17 GMT reply Good riddance to this yard-ape. Retire in the south where fried chicken and grape drank is abundant, you fat sloppy muslim nigger

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 24 Jul 2016 17:58:15 GMT reply To below ninny rookie: boy, I bet your family is so proud of you...not! You are such a silliebillie, dunce, asswipe, loser, ninkompoop, lamebrain, pug, mug, thug, shortie, swinehount, dumkouff, and overall waste of space, even the almighty Allah would bounce your sorry can from his domain. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier, ya falla Allah?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jul 2016 08:47:10 GMT reply He has some fat titties. I want to milk them dry after he sucks me off

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jul 2016 08:45:58 GMT reply I think it is hilarious that Ortiz's picture on this forum is that of a silverback gorilla!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 08:24:27 GMT reply Is it true that he eats KFC extra crispy chicken between innings and sometimes pisses his pants after drinking too much grape soda before his at-bats?