Wednesday, August 03, 2016

The "David Ortiz Sucks Forum"

Here are the most recent posts on the "David Ortiz Sucks Forum":

Discussion forum for David Ortiz's anti-fans (Boston, MLB). Does he suck?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:05:32 GMT reply
To veteran: vote for Hillary!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 03 Aug 2016 17:02:03 GMT reply
He looks like a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. I want him to bury his face in my ass

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 31 Jul 2016 04:06:14 GMT reply
Do you losers erase shit because you can't handle a little friendly poking? The Castro curved dick pics are hilarious, you gay mofos. Censorship makes Niggerdave cry.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 17:12:39 GMT reply
I agree with Veteran. Rookie is probably under 6 feet tall, about 5' 7" I'd guess.....loosesser....

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 16:29:42 GMT reply
To below rookie: and you wonder why you're renting some dump apt. and are behind in your rent. You are a silliebillie, porknoise, nimrod, dork, blockhead, chowder head and all around loser. This is why no broad would even give you a second bozo.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 06:40:04 GMT reply
Red Sucks fans are just as deluded as Yankmee fans. Both fanbases can lick my unwiped asshole.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 22:00:23 GMT reply
Below sophomore is 100% correct! Hoo-Ray!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 19:09:56 GMT reply
all red sox fans are thanful to the guy for making our team legit for the rest opf our lifetimes, along with manny ramirez, so that is fact

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 29 Jul 2016 17:04:42 GMT reply
To below veteran : oh ma gosh! You must be some sort of porknoise with no job. Mr. Dave Ortiz is not only the greatest clutch hitter ever, he is very modest. All you scum Yankees fans are very jealous of Pappy.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 09:37:11 GMT reply
I want to drink a 2-liter of grape soda and then piss into Ortiz's mouth. I bet he'd love it! Afterward, I would sit on his face while he licks my anus and inhales my farts

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:34:04 GMT reply
To below Vet and Rook: you are a couple of shorties, dorks, blockheads, nimrods, porknoises, dodo birds, pinheads and racists. Praise Allah! You buttonholes!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:03:27 GMT reply
Is there any truth to the rumor that the Gatorade coolers in the Red Sox dugout are actually filled with grape soda at the request of David Ortiz?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 02:01:17 GMT reply
Good riddance to this yard-ape. Retire in the south where fried chicken and grape drank is abundant, you fat sloppy muslim nigger

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 24 Jul 2016 17:58:15 GMT reply
To below ninny rookie: boy, I bet your family is so proud of you...not! You are such a silliebillie, dunce, asswipe, loser, ninkompoop, lamebrain, pug, mug, thug, shortie, swinehount, dumkouff, and overall waste of space, even the almighty Allah would bounce your sorry can from his domain. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier, ya falla Allah?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jul 2016 08:47:10 GMT reply
He has some fat titties. I want to milk them dry after he sucks me off

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jul 2016 08:45:58 GMT reply
I think it is hilarious that Ortiz's picture on this forum is that of a silverback gorilla!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 08:24:27 GMT reply
Is it true that he eats KFC extra crispy chicken between innings and sometimes pisses his pants after drinking too much grape soda before his at-bats?

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