Tuesday, August 16, 2016

"Screech Gets His Own Office" episode recap



Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding finally gave you your own office when you were his assistant at Bayside?  Remember how you had been begging him for years and he got so sick of your whining that he finally relented and agreed to your request?  Remember how the only room available was a former storage room which had no ventilation or windows?  Remember how this did not upset you, as you were just happy to have your own office as it was a sign that you were a success even though your position at Bayside was an unpaid intern position which you had already had for 5 years?  Remember how the day after you moved into the new office Mr. Belding  left at 11:00 AM to eat lunch and purchase a couple cakes to eat by himself that afternoon?  Remember how your boss, Corky from Life Goes On, stayed in Mr. Belding’s office while he was gone to make sure you did your work?  Remember how Mr. Belding’s favorite lunch restaurant was  a pizzeria down the street which served large deep dish Chicago-style pizzas?  Remember how the restaurant sold extra-large deep dish pizzas meant to feed a family of six?  Remember how Mr. Belding would eat three of these by himself with extra meat toppings such as pepperoni and sausage?  Remember how Mr. Belding returned from lunch and set two chocolate cakes on his desk?  Remember how Mr. Belding said that the pizza was really good that day and that he had 7 refills of Mountain Dew with his meal?  Remember when he belched really loudly?  Remember how Corky laughed?  Remember when he walked into your office and asked how your work was going?  Remember when you started answering and then he suddenly turned to face the door, dropped his pants, and ripped a loud and long pepperoni fart?  Remember how it was as loud as a fog horn and was powerful enough to blow papers off your desk?  Remember how bad it smelled and your office quickly stunk?  Remember how Corky fell over laughing?  Remember when Mr. Belding then walked out of your office and then locked the door, trapping his fart in there with you?  Remember how the lack of ventilation or windows meant that his fart could not escape the room?  Remember how you banged on the door, but Mr. Belding wouldn’t let you out?  Remember when Mr. Belding finally unlocked the door 45 minutes later and you were happy as you assumed he was finally done messing with you?  Remember when you quickly realized that Mr. Belding was not close to being done tormenting you, as he dropped his pants and then peed all over your desk and carpet and then locked the door again until his puddle of urine evaporated into the air you were breathing?  Mr. Belding really got you good that time!

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