Here is a nice GIF image of Mr. Belding working out in the boys locker room at Bayside High School. Mr. Belding apparently enjoyed lifting weights mere feet from where high school students were either changing their clothes in one of the rows of lockers or taking dumps in nearby bathroom stalls.
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Last night, A-Rod was driving Corky and Mr. Belding in his Bentley to Dollar Tree to pick up candy. Mr. Belding was in the front seat and Corky was in the back seat. At one point, Mr. Belding started unleashing a silent 12-second stinky fart. Mr. Belding turned on the radio in the car when he started farting. Near the end of the fart, A-Rod yelped, “Zoinks!” and said that it smelled like shit in the car and that Mr. Belding must have crapped his pants or something. Corky got mad and pointed out that Mr. Belding had turned on the radio when he farted and asked what was Mr. Belding supposed to do - hold it in and damage his insides? A-Rod said that Mr. Belding could have simply rolled down the window. Corky pointed out that it was hot outside, so why the hell would Mr. Belding roll down the window? A-Rod rolled his eyes and asked what the hell turning on the radio has to do with ripping a nasty fart and questioned why turning on the radio was supposed to make him ignore the fact that his car suddenly reeked of the stench of anus. Corky got red in the face but didn’t say anything unless they were stopped at a traffic light, at which point Corky flew into a ‘tard rage and started slapping and pummeling A-Rod for being so rude to his best buddy. Corky then grabbed A-Rod’s head and shoved his face into the seat of Mr. Belding’s sweatpants while Belding ripped another stinky fart!
Is it just me, or does Slater appear to be leering at Mr. Belding like he’s a piece of meat?
Mr. Belding is an American Hero! He taught an entire generation that working out was cool, even if you did it in the boys locker room mere feet from the toilets. Slater was always in tip top shape and was a star wrestling and football athlete. The only loser of the group was Screech who likely couldn’t have held Mr. Beldings jock strap! He’s also very polite for turning up the radio to distract from his extremely smelly fart. If he ran for president I’d vote for him!
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding were in the den with A-Rod watching a news report on the alleged de-extinction of the dire wolf, 13,000 years after the last dire wolf died. Corky was fascinated and said that they should do the same thing to Screech. Corky said that they should bring back an entire race of Screeches for Corky to have sex with. A-Rod replied that the news about the dire wolf de-extinction was essentially fake and point out that the company involved simply took gray wolf DNA and edited a few things to make the gray wolf look a little more like the extinct dire wolf. A-Rod also said that the newborn wolves are not dire wolves.
Corky got mad at A-Rod’s dismissive attitude and slapped him in the face. Corky then said that he would steal A-Rod’s DNA to make a duplicate A-Rod with improved genes which would give A-Rod a giant hook nose and greasy Jew-fro like Screech sported. Mr. Belding took a huge gulp from a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then belched to show his approval for Corky’s plan. Corky then yanked down A-Rod’s pants and shoved his face over by where Mr. Belding’s ass was sitting on the couch and then butt-slammed A-Rod while Mr. Belding ripped a nasty 15-second fart in A-Rod’s face!
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Does anyone else remember the episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding went to see Screech for a booty call? While Mr. Belding was really giving it to Screech, Hound Dog kept barking because it was to go outside to go to the bathroom. Mr. Belding was getting annoyed, so he farted on Hound Dog, instantly killing Screech’s dog. Mr. Belding initially felt badly about it until he drank a can of Pepsi and resumed butt-slamming Screech.
Diesel, that episode was hysterical. I loved how Screech searched all over for Hound Dog, and Mr. Belding told him Hound Dog probably ran away because Screech was a hook nosed loser. Then a month later when Thanksgiving came Mr. Belding served him to Screech on a giant silver platter! It was funny while Screech cried over his dead dog Mr. Belding buttslammed him while “Happy Days” blared in the background!
I was a student at Bayside High School in the class of 1992. I was in the locker room changing before soccer practice one time and I heard someone grunting and then heard a loud fart and what sounded like someone taking a dump. It was pretty disgusting, so I tried to quickly get out of the locker room and onto the soccer field. However, as I started walking toward the door, I looked over and saw that Mr. Belding was sitting on the toilet - he looked right at me while he loudly sprayed diarrhea into the toilet bowl! He said, “hey son, how about giving me a spot?” He was holding 35lb dumbbells and said that he needed a spot while doing sitting dumbbell presses. I said that I just couldn’t and he said, “no problem, I’ll get one from Screech.” Screech then walked into the locker room and over to the bathroom stall and gave Mr. Belding a spot. I then quickly ran out of the locker room as I was pretty freaked out at this point!
Ron, that seems like an odd scene! I take it Mr. Belding was taking a dump, and lifting weights, with the stall door wide open? My guess would be he was testing your hetero street cred. Lucky for you, you passed. Screech failed miserably, and went on to need tens of thousands of “lessons”. Nice job!
Zip, Mr. Belding was sitting in one of those big handicapped stalls. I think we’ve all used those at some point so we can stretch out a bit while using the toilet. But I had no idea anyone would actually lift weights in one of them! That handicapped stall had an usual arrangement where there was several feet between the toilet and a partion wall for the adjacent toilet and there was several more feet on the other side to the structural wall of the bathroom. I did not get the feeling that Mr. B was coming onto me - I think he genuinely wanted a spot while doing a set of dumbbell presses, as strange as that may seem. I think Belding was just kind of a gross man, but maybe that is what attracted Screech to him? I remember hearing rumors that he used to wipe his ass clean with Screech’s curly ‘fro, although I never saw this myself. But I do remember that the other kids would make fun of Screech because his head smelled like an anus.
Ron, the handicapped stalls are the best and I use them regularly when I need extra room while doing my business. I doubt Mr. Belding was coming on to you, but he was known to check students hetero street cred to make sure they weren’t becoming Screech like. I’ve heard from good sources that the student handbook had weird things in it, like how the school was run on “prison rules” and detailed how buttslamming a weaker student wasn’t gay, but the person who got buttslammed was?! The handbook also had tips on how to properly fart in another students face, and how a Jew fro was an affront to everyone. I haven’t been able to locate a copy of said handbook, and I believe the school board attempted to destroy every copy after it came to light, and some parents filed frivolous lawsuits.
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Mr. Belding sure was a hot beefcake at the time. You just know Screech wanted to pull down Mr. Belding’s shorts and lick his sweaty butthole.
Mr. Belding was a hero of mine in the 1990’s. I had a poster of him riding a motorcycle in the Max on my wall. My parents thought it was really weird. I also had a calendar of Corky from Life Goes On on my wall. Each month was a different beefcake photo of him in erotic poses. I always wished they’d made a nice SBTB calendar where each month Mr. Belding was sodomizing, or taking a dump on Screech.
I had Corky in my class in the early 90’s. He was in his twenties at the time and barely could handle 3rd grade material. He also constantly went dookie even though a big part of our class was potty training. Corky was always causing a ruckus and thought he was a big deal since he’d been on Life Goes On, which had just been cancelled. He told outrageous lies that were easily proven false. I recall one time he claimed he’d been in the movie “Home Alone”. When pushed as to what character he’d played he answered “Buzz’s Spider”. When we told him the spider was a real spider, and obviously not him, he got angry and ran out of the classroom yelling and flailing his arms. The other students (all ‘tards) went crazy over this and began acting up. He also claimed to play the character “Sonny Crockett” in the hit show “Miami Vice”. When we told him Don Johnson played that role he tried to claim he was in the first episodes but then forgot to go anymore, so they hired Don Johnson. When we asked him to stop making up stories and be proud of the one show he had been on he flew into another ‘tard rage and made a dookie in his diaper, then took it off and flung it at the blackboard. It splattered everywhere and we had to move everyone to the auditorium so the janitor could clean it. Corky was a real handful. I’m happy he’s found love with A Rod, and even happier that his best friend Mr. Belding seems to have a real bond with him that keeps him out of trouble.
Corky’s teacher, you are fortunate that none of your students burned down the school. I remember Corky enjoyed starting fires on Life Goes On. Is it true that Corky would have contests with the other kids in the class to see why could make the biggest dookie in their diaper? Or was that something they did during “show and tell”? I could see each student ripping a loud fart during “show and tell” until the entire classroom reeks of the stench of anus!
Corky was a horrid student. He never burned down the school thankfully, nor did he encourage others to compete with him in filling his diaper. Just the fact that he needed a diaper was enough. He failed potty training every semester. Most of our students were able to get out of wearing diapers and we had a bathroom in every classroom. The students with diapers mainly tried to make it to the bathroom, and were embarrassed when they went in their diaper. Corky was the opposite. He never once attempted to use the bathroom on his own. He would just sit there and grunt which was a sign he was taking a dump in his diaper. Also, for some odd reason whenever he got angry, which was often, he would grunt and his face would turn red, while you could hear him filling his diaper. The room would soon stink and the other students would laugh and yell “pee-you” because of the smell. This would make Corky really angry and most times he would run out of the room. But on a few occasions he actually removed his soiled diaper and tried to strangle another student with it! Needless to say when that happened we would head to the auditorium and the janitors would be called in. The principal spoke to Corky many times and he would just laugh and fart. You were actually correct regarding show and tell. One time Corky forgot to bring something. Instead of telling me he instead went to the front of the room, leaned to one side, and ripped a fart, then claimed he’d “brought” that for show and tell. The class went berserk and Corky’s friend Mongo jumped out the window. Thankfully we were on the first floor and a wrangler quickly corralled and brought him back in. Corky also asked constantly when we would have drivers Ed, as he said he was really good at driving cars. We obviously didn’t have drivers Ed and told him that but he still asked every few days. He was really annoying.
Corky’s teacher, those dookie stories you tell would have kept me in stitches all day! How did you keep from laughing when Corky would loudly fill his diaper with urine and dookie? Did he change his diaper after filling it with dookie, or did he sit and walk around with that full diaper for the rest of the day? I suppose that if you had to change his diaper, I would completely understand why it wouldn’t have been funny to you, particularly since he was in his 20s while still in your 3rd grade class. I personally think ‘tards can be quite funny, although if I had to clean up after the ‘tard, it wouldn’t be quite as funny.
Corky’s teacher, I forgot to ask an important question - after taking an enormous piss in his diaper, did you hear urine sloshing around when Corky would walk?
I was a student at Bayside High School and was often changing in the locker room for gym class when Mr. Belding would be in there working out. He would sit on the toilet lifting weights and would also lift weights in the aisles between rows of lockers. We would sweat profusely and would typically hop in the showers to clean up after a workout. I remember on time back in early 1990 when he was working out. I remember that he kept farting while working out because it was “Taco Tuesday” in the cafeteria that day and he had been working out on the early afternoon. I think he had sharted a couple times during his workout that day, as the locker room smelled pretty ripe. After working out, I guess he thought that his underwear was beyond repair after all of the sharts and the ridiculous amount of sweat, so when he was changing, he took off his underwear and flung it over a couple rows of lockers. I guess he figured that if he throw his underwear like that, someone else could deal with it instead of him. Screech was changing for gym class at that exact moment and the soiled underwear landed right on Screech’s face! I started laughing until Screech fell over and his entire body started shaking - I thought he might be having a seizure unless Screech started moaning and I realized he was jizzing his pants in ecstasy! I remember hearing that Screech turned gay at that exact moment.
Jones, it wasn’t really funny as it would smell awful and I knew one of the assistants would have to help him change his diaper after class. Corky also ate a terrible diet. He didn’t like anything healthy, and instead ate tons of candy and junk food, and only drank soda. He tended to bring Taco Bell or McDonalds for lunch every day. That made for some really disgusting diapers. His bowel movements were never solid. To answer your question he would not be allowed to knowingly wander around with a full diaper. I did make him sit in the last row of my classroom as he was obnoxious, and it kept me further from the inevitable stench. I remember for show and tell one person brought in a bird that could say a few words. The other students were amazed and applauded each time the bird said something. Corky did not like this as he wanted all the attention. I saw him grunt and could hear him making a giant doody in his diaper. Later that day the student with the bird told me it was missing and we found the cage and window open that hadn’t been like that before. Corky just happened to be lurking around and we confronted him. He just grunted a few times and said he’d never seen the bird in his entire life (which he obviously had). We never saw the bird again and I know Corky let it out of its cage and opened the window.
Corky’s teacher, did you have to wipe Corky’s bottom and put talcum powder on it while changing his diaper? I bet that wasn’t what you envisioned when you decided to get a degree in Elementary Education in college! You almost needed a fire hose to clean Corky’s butt clean after removing his dirty diapers.
Yeah, and you dirty faggots would probably fuck his shit-stained ass anyway.
I was A-Rod’s high school English class teacher in 1991. A-Rod was intelligent - not the smartest kid, but definitely not dumb. But he was super focused on baseball and becoming a star. He would often write essays about one of two topics - either baseball or “Life Goes On,” his favorite TV show. It was kind of weird as I personally thought that show completely sucked, but A-Rod loved it. He had an obsession with Corky and thought that Corky was the coolest character ever. I would often see A-Rod eating lunch in the cafeteria with a group of retarded kids. I initially thought he was just being very nice by including them in various activities until I heard that A-Rod would leer at the ass of Bert, one of the kids. Bert had a rather large ass and when his diaper was full of doody, his ass appeared to be even larger. A-Rod once wrote an essay for my class about the urine stench of Bert’s diaper and how much he enjoyed smelling it. After A-Rod graduated and being a famous baseball star, I cheered for him as he had a great career, although he tarnished his legacy by using steroids and then lying about it. Imagine my surprise when I found out that A-Rod is now dating Corky. A-Rod is obviously deeply in love with Corky.
Does everyone remember when Albert Pujols went from being the best player in all of baseball to an overpaid bum all of a sudden when he started playing for the Angels? At the time, there were many reports about the toilets in the Angels locker room room being clogged and overflowing with “green doo doo water.” Mike Trout has played for the Angels for more than a decade and he has also morphed from one of the best players in the game to a now overpaid bum. There are recent reports of the toilets again overflowing with “green doo doo water.” Is this just a random coincidence???
Today Corky was watching the news with A Rod and Mr. Belding when a story about Katy Perry and some other women going into space came on. Corky watched intently then said he didn’t know what the big deal was as he and Mr. Belding had been in space a ton of times on the ISS. Mr. Belding acknowledged this by letting loose a 9 second belch. Corky then said they’d been in space for like 2 seconds and looked stupid doing it, while he’d been there doing experiments and walking around the moon and mars. A Rod sighed at this and told Corky he had only been on a crappy Hollywood set, and it was entirely unrealistic. He said that Corky had used a rope ladder to get from the ISS to the Moon and that was utterly absurd. Corky ignored A Rod and said he really liked the Max on the moon and felt they had better fries than the Max on earth. Mr. Belding nodded at this and ripped a 8 second wet fart. Corky told A Rod to get in the phone and get them news coverage. He said most people likely were unaware he and Mr. Belding had been in space and visited the Moon and ate hamburgers there. A Rod getting annoyed said he didn’t understand how Corky couldn’t differentiate between actually being in space and being on some horrible set in Hollywood. At this Corky grew irate and made a dookie in his diaper while grunting. He said A Rod always tried to minimize he and his best buddies accomplishments because he himself was a giant loser with a tiny pee pee. Corky said maybe A Rod would be cool if he was the first person to land on the Sun and visit the McDonalds Corky heard was there. At this A Rod shook his head and told Corky his Down’s syndrome appeared to be getting worse. This engaged Corky who slugged A Rod in the gut, then buttslammed him while Mr. Belding waddled over and ripped farts in A Rod’s face. After jizzing on A Rod Corky and Mr. Belding wandered to the kitchen to eat frozen waffles and talk about some new plans to head back to space.
Butch, did A-Rod forget that Corky brought him on many missions to the moon? As I recall, Corky and Mr. Belding would gorge on deep dish pizza they acquired from the Pizza Hut on the moon and would throw their garbage into moon craters. They often got into moon rover vehicles and drove over A-Rod, doing burnouts on his chest! Then they would walk up the rope ladder to the ISS to leave A-Rod in his sealed room. After setting him down on his bed, Corky and Mr. Belding would repeatedly fart and belch before locking A-Rod into his room as he pounded on the door begging to be let out so he could breathe fresh air! Sometimes Corky would even throw a couple dirty diapers onto A-Rod’s bed before locking him in.
It seems Corky was serious about sending A Rod to the Sun as he and Mr. Belding have spent much of the weekend in A Rod’s garage hammering away at some sheet metal and a lawnmower engine. Of course they have needed many breaks to chow down on Pizza Hut deep dish pepperoni pizza and guzzle two liters of Mountain Dew. From reports from Door Dashers who have seen the space craft it seems they are using the sheet metal as a heat shield and counting in the lawnmower engine to blast A Rod into space. Corky has said that he plans on putting a few candybars in the craft for food, and thinks it should take A Rod about 20 minutes to get to the sun. Mr. Belding said with that short of a trip A Rod doesn’t need the candy bars and they should eat them instead. So in sounds like A Rod’s supplies will be limited when he blasts off for the sun. Corky also said he plans on farting into the capsule right before blastoff so A Rod doesn’t feel homesick while he travels to the sun. Corky also told A Rod that he better bring him back a Happy Meal from the McDonalds on the Sun that he’s heard is manned by aliens. With all the diligent work Corky has set blastoff for tomorrow.
Butch, Mr. Belding is no dummy. Does he encourage Corky’s absurd ideas because he thinks Corky can really make them happen? Or does he do it because it tightens their friendship, which makes it all but impossible for A-Rod to ever kick Mr Belding out of his home? Mr. Belding encourages Corky and gives him his friendship, while receiving free shelter and free food at the expense of A-Rod - I suppose it is a pretty good deal for Mr. B!
On Sunday afternoon, Mr. Belding took Corky and A-Rod to the bicycle rental shop owned by his good buddy, Mr. Horton. While at Mr. Horton’s shop, they looked at tandem bikes and discovered that there is actually a three-seat tandem bike which holds three riders. Corky was so excited that he demanded that A-Rod rent it for them for the day. Corky said that he and Mr. Belding should be in the front two seats and A-Rod should be in the back seat. But Corky said that they needed to eat first, so they went to a Taco Bell where Mr. Belding wolfed down 25 greasy tacos and drank several refills of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast, while Corky ate 7 tacos of his own and drank a Mountain Dew. A-Rod, on the other hand, ate a side salad. After eating their lunch, they got on the bike and started riding on a bike path near the beach. Mr. Belding steered the tandem bike, although neither he nor Corky actually pushed their pedals to propel the bike forward. Instead, they made A-Rod do all of the work to propel the bike. After a few minutes, Mr. Belding’s stomach started digesting the greasy tacos, giving him horrendous gas, causing him to rip a series of stinky 10-second farts, each of which blew right into A-Rod’s face! Corky also ripped a few farts of his own. A-Rod couldn’t take the stench anymore, so he stopped pedaling, causing the bike to tip over and everyone to fall on the ground. Corky got mad and said that A-Rod was lazy and ruined their bike ride. A-Rod replied that he was doing all of the work pedaling, while Corky and Mr. Belding sat on their fat butts farting. Corky said A-Rod was an idiot and that he and Mr. Belding were making the bike move faster because of their farts. Corky pointed out that rockets have gas blowing out the back of them that make them go fast and that’s what he and Mr. Belding were doing. Corky also said that he and Mr. Belding did more to move the bike with their farts than A-Rod had done with mere pedaling. Corky then slapped A-Rod on the face and then butt-slammed A-Rod to teach him a lesson!
This is pretty funny - someone made a clip of many instances of other SBTB characters calling Screech an idiot, simp, dork, dummy, geek, nitwit, doofus, nimrod, nerd, stupid, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiZUVicfEpg
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I noticed Zack calls Screech a “twink” numerous times! I never picked up on that before. It seems Zack was letting Screech know he’d seen him sucking off Mr. Belding in the boys locker room after class!
If you just watch that two-minute clip of the show, you might think that everyone was bullying Screech. However, everyone who was a kid in the 1990s and saw those episodes was thinking the exact same thing as those characters as Screech’s sole purpose seemed to be to annoy the other characters as well as anyone who was watching the show. If Zack or Slater had belched or farted in Screech’s face when he was being incredibly annoying, it would have been one of the most memorable and hilarious moments of all of all of the 1990s.
SBTB Fan, Screech was the worst, and he became far worse during the New Class. He really got a big head when he started dating Mr. Belding and thought he was hot stuff. I agree, that Slater should have ripped nasty burrito farts in Screech’s mouth. Even better would have been Lisa Turtle queefing in Screech’s face after eating an entire bucket of KFC!
Screech got no respect even when he worked at the Malibu Sands resort for the summer. Even that 5-year-old kid as busting on Screech, as well as the older man relaxing on the lounge chair.
SBTB Fan, everyone hated Screech after he injured their star volleyball player who everyone liked. Especially considering the bit volleyball game against another club was just days away! The entire club hated Screech after that and I was shocked Leon Carosi didn’t fire his dumb ass. Instead a more devious plan was devised where Carosi had the workers ask the club members for tips, with the one getting the most tips getting a prize. This allowed every member to belch and fart in Screech’s face when he asked for a tip. I loved when one obese lady who was getting some sun on a lounge chair sat on Screech’s face and ripped ass. She almost smothered Screech while everyone else laughed hysterically.
Stinky, I just watched that Malibu Sands episode on Amazon Prime. Screech grabbed a little kid and took the kid to a man who was laying on a beach chair. Screech said he was returning the man’s child and then asked the man to sponsor him in an ATV race. The man called Screech a goof and said it wasn’t his kid, but that he wouldn’t have sponsored Screech even if it was his kid. The little kid called Screech a dweeb and then kicked Screech in the shins a couple times.
It seemed like the entire purpose of having Screech around was so that everyone else could treat Screech like a compete loser.
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