Here is a nice GIF image of Mr. Belding working out in the boys locker room at Bayside High School. Mr. Belding apparently enjoyed lifting weights mere feet from where high school students were either changing their clothes in one of the rows of lockers or taking dumps in nearby bathroom stalls.
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Last night, A-Rod was driving Corky and Mr. Belding in his Bentley to Dollar Tree to pick up candy. Mr. Belding was in the front seat and Corky was in the back seat. At one point, Mr. Belding started unleashing a silent 12-second stinky fart. Mr. Belding turned on the radio in the car when he started farting. Near the end of the fart, A-Rod yelped, “Zoinks!” and said that it smelled like shit in the car and that Mr. Belding must have crapped his pants or something. Corky got mad and pointed out that Mr. Belding had turned on the radio when he farted and asked what was Mr. Belding supposed to do - hold it in and damage his insides? A-Rod said that Mr. Belding could have simply rolled down the window. Corky pointed out that it was hot outside, so why the hell would Mr. Belding roll down the window? A-Rod rolled his eyes and asked what the hell turning on the radio has to do with ripping a nasty fart and questioned why turning on the radio was supposed to make him ignore the fact that his car suddenly reeked of the stench of anus. Corky got red in the face but didn’t say anything unless they were stopped at a traffic light, at which point Corky flew into a ‘tard rage and started slapping and pummeling A-Rod for being so rude to his best buddy. Corky then grabbed A-Rod’s head and shoved his face into the seat of Mr. Belding’s sweatpants while Belding ripped another stinky fart!
Is it just me, or does Slater appear to be leering at Mr. Belding like he’s a piece of meat?
Mr. Belding is an American Hero! He taught an entire generation that working out was cool, even if you did it in the boys locker room mere feet from the toilets. Slater was always in tip top shape and was a star wrestling and football athlete. The only loser of the group was Screech who likely couldn’t have held Mr. Beldings jock strap! He’s also very polite for turning up the radio to distract from his extremely smelly fart. If he ran for president I’d vote for him!
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding were in the den with A-Rod watching a news report on the alleged de-extinction of the dire wolf, 13,000 years after the last dire wolf died. Corky was fascinated and said that they should do the same thing to Screech. Corky said that they should bring back an entire race of Screeches for Corky to have sex with. A-Rod replied that the news about the dire wolf de-extinction was essentially fake and point out that the company involved simply took gray wolf DNA and edited a few things to make the gray wolf look a little more like the extinct dire wolf. A-Rod also said that the newborn wolves are not dire wolves.
Corky got mad at A-Rod’s dismissive attitude and slapped him in the face. Corky then said that he would steal A-Rod’s DNA to make a duplicate A-Rod with improved genes which would give A-Rod a giant hook nose and greasy Jew-fro like Screech sported. Mr. Belding took a huge gulp from a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then belched to show his approval for Corky’s plan. Corky then yanked down A-Rod’s pants and shoved his face over by where Mr. Belding’s ass was sitting on the couch and then butt-slammed A-Rod while Mr. Belding ripped a nasty 15-second fart in A-Rod’s face!
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Does anyone else remember the episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding went to see Screech for a booty call? While Mr. Belding was really giving it to Screech, Hound Dog kept barking because it was to go outside to go to the bathroom. Mr. Belding was getting annoyed, so he farted on Hound Dog, instantly killing Screech’s dog. Mr. Belding initially felt badly about it until he drank a can of Pepsi and resumed butt-slamming Screech.
Diesel, that episode was hysterical. I loved how Screech searched all over for Hound Dog, and Mr. Belding told him Hound Dog probably ran away because Screech was a hook nosed loser. Then a month later when Thanksgiving came Mr. Belding served him to Screech on a giant silver platter! It was funny while Screech cried over his dead dog Mr. Belding buttslammed him while “Happy Days” blared in the background!
I was a student at Bayside High School in the class of 1992. I was in the locker room changing before soccer practice one time and I heard someone grunting and then heard a loud fart and what sounded like someone taking a dump. It was pretty disgusting, so I tried to quickly get out of the locker room and onto the soccer field. However, as I started walking toward the door, I looked over and saw that Mr. Belding was sitting on the toilet - he looked right at me while he loudly sprayed diarrhea into the toilet bowl! He said, “hey son, how about giving me a spot?” He was holding 35lb dumbbells and said that he needed a spot while doing sitting dumbbell presses. I said that I just couldn’t and he said, “no problem, I’ll get one from Screech.” Screech then walked into the locker room and over to the bathroom stall and gave Mr. Belding a spot. I then quickly ran out of the locker room as I was pretty freaked out at this point!
Ron, that seems like an odd scene! I take it Mr. Belding was taking a dump, and lifting weights, with the stall door wide open? My guess would be he was testing your hetero street cred. Lucky for you, you passed. Screech failed miserably, and went on to need tens of thousands of “lessons”. Nice job!
Zip, Mr. Belding was sitting in one of those big handicapped stalls. I think we’ve all used those at some point so we can stretch out a bit while using the toilet. But I had no idea anyone would actually lift weights in one of them! That handicapped stall had an usual arrangement where there was several feet between the toilet and a partion wall for the adjacent toilet and there was several more feet on the other side to the structural wall of the bathroom. I did not get the feeling that Mr. B was coming onto me - I think he genuinely wanted a spot while doing a set of dumbbell presses, as strange as that may seem. I think Belding was just kind of a gross man, but maybe that is what attracted Screech to him? I remember hearing rumors that he used to wipe his ass clean with Screech’s curly ‘fro, although I never saw this myself. But I do remember that the other kids would make fun of Screech because his head smelled like an anus.
Ron, the handicapped stalls are the best and I use them regularly when I need extra room while doing my business. I doubt Mr. Belding was coming on to you, but he was known to check students hetero street cred to make sure they weren’t becoming Screech like. I’ve heard from good sources that the student handbook had weird things in it, like how the school was run on “prison rules” and detailed how buttslamming a weaker student wasn’t gay, but the person who got buttslammed was?! The handbook also had tips on how to properly fart in another students face, and how a Jew fro was an affront to everyone. I haven’t been able to locate a copy of said handbook, and I believe the school board attempted to destroy every copy after it came to light, and some parents filed frivolous lawsuits.
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Mr. Belding sure was a hot beefcake at the time. You just know Screech wanted to pull down Mr. Belding’s shorts and lick his sweaty butthole.
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