This is a clip from an interview of Elizabeth Berkley on Late Night With Conan O'Brien from March 10, 1998. Conan questioned why the hell Screech was still on Saved By The Bell years after his original cast-mates had left the show and moved on to other things.
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Conan O’Brien should have asked her about the sexual chemistry between Screech and Belding. I’m sure she also had stories she could have told about what went on in Mr. Belding’s trailer during breaks between takes on the rowdy Saved by the Bell set. There are rumors about Screech snorting cocaine out of Mr. Belding’s sweaty ass crack while the Big Bopper gorged on Taco Bell…
I hadn’t noticed this fine new post and posted this in an old thread. I’m reposting it here so no one misses this hot spank material!
I just saw a super hot episode of SBTB the New Class. It was late in the series because Corky had just taken over Screech’s role as Mr. Beldings assistant, with Screech being demoted to unpaid bathroom attendant intern. As this meant Screech no longer was paid he could no longer afford his apartment and was evicted by Gem Diamond who owned the apartment building. Screech then went to his Mothers home and begged to be allowed to move back in. As he was speaking to her at the front door Mr. Belding suddenly appeared next to Mrs. Powers while wolfing down a huge bag or Doritos. He asked what was going on and when Mrs. Powers said Screech wanted to move back in he shoved a handful of Doritos in his mouth, took a few bites, then belched directly into Screech’s face, spraying an enormous amount of dorito particle into Screech’s face. This made Screech yell “Zoinks” which really annoyed Mr. B and Mrs. Powers. Mrs. Powers then told Screech that Zack’s Dad now lived in his old bedroom and Hound Dog lived in the guest bedroom. She told Screech Hound Dog hated him and Zack’s Dad had moved in after Mrs. Morris found out he knocked up Kelly Kapowski and made her get a back alley abortion because he was too cheap to pay for a normal one. Screech whined that he had no where else to go and Mrs. Powers begrudgingly allowed him to move into the garage next to her car. That night as Screech was sleeping in some shoddy pink Zubaz brand sleeping bag he was woken up by two asses being pressed to his face. He woke up to find that Zack’s Dad and Mr. Belding had their asses pressed to his face. Simultaneously they ripped ass in his face, causing him to yell Zoinks. Mr. Belding then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz brand pajamas that had little dicks all over them and he and Zack’s Dad spitroasted him while Zack’s Dad sold 1,200 computers to the North Koreans. Mr. Belding really railed Screech and tore out chunks of his jewfro at the same time. Screech then noticed Mrs. Powers watching and vigorously fingering herself while enjoying seeing Screech being assaulted. Mr. B and Zack’s Dad both jizzed all over Screech then went off to bang Mrs. Powers. As Screech lay in a heap of piss, shit, jizz, and blood, he could hear them double teaming her her. Thinking things couldn’t possibly get worse Hound Dog came running into her he garage, lifted his leg, and pissed in Screech’s Jew fro, then ran back inside. Someone then slammed the door from the inside and locked it, leaving Screech moaning in the floor. Screech sure learned about being a mooch that time!
Barf, that was a fantastic episode recap! Screech’s mom despised her own son so much that she made him sleep in her garage which was infested with spiders, cockroaches, and centipedes. When Mr. B and Zack’s dad woke him up by pressing their hairy asses up against his face and farting, they actually did him a favor - even though Mr. B’a fart was super stinky, it was so potent abd powerful that it instantly killed all of the bugs in that garage. Screech also deserved to be spit roasted by them. Zack’s dad showed what a superb salesman he is by completing a lucrative overseas sale at the same time he was butt-slamming Screech!
Yesterday evening, A-Rod took Corky to an escape room and Mr. Belding tagged along. They were locked in a windowless room and were supposed to discover clues and solve puzzles within the room to figure out how to get out. After being locked in for five minutes, Mr. Belding was hungry and said he was going to order pizzas for delivery from Domino’s. A-Rod relied that he was pretty sure that they weren’t allowed to eat dinner in the escape room and said that Mr. Belding should wait until they were out of the escape room and then they could eat dinner. Corky got mad at A-Rod for being rude to his best buddy and slapped A-Rod right in the face! A-Rod then begged Corky to help him get out of the escape room and Corky agreed. A minute later, Corky discovered that there were a couple flies in the room and that A-Rod should kill them so they wouldn’t bother them. A-Rod replied that he didn’t have a fly swatter with him and that Corky should ignore them. Mr. Belding then said he’d take care of the fly issue - Mr. Belding pulled down his pants and took an enormous dump in the corner of the room! After taking his smelly dump, then flies flew onto Mr. B’s feces and then died from toxic materials in the dookie! A-Rod was upset and complained that it now smelled like shit in the room in which they were locked. Corky replied that A-Rod was jealous of his best friend for figuring out how to get rid of the flies when A-Rod was too dumb to figure it out! Corky then slugged A-Rod in the gut, knocking the wind out of A-Rod! Corky then started butt-slamming A-Rod while Mr. Belding ate a big bag of Reese’s Pieces which he had smuggled into the escape room! After blowing a massive load of semen into A-Rod’s anus, Mr. B ripped a powerful fart in A-Rod’s face which lifted him off the ground, causing him to crash through a wall! Corky cheered that they were finally done with the stupid escape room and then grabbed A-Rod’s wallet so he and Mr. Belding could eat at a Taco Bell across the street while leaving A-Rod alone in the escape room sitting in a puddle of semen, blood, and urine!!
A Rod is an imbecile. Why would he think Corky, who is retarded, would enjoy an escape room? I bet the person watching them in the escape room, ready to give clues if asked, vigorously jerked off to the hot action! I hope that business charged A Rod for destroying the room by needlessly crashing through the wall! I bet those flies were part of the puzzle and Mr. Belding solved it by shitting in the corner. Instead of mocking him A Rod would have been better off seeing if the turd provided clues!
I work at the escape room A Rod visited with Corky and Mr. Belding. I was on duty to monitor their room and give them clues if needed. Mr. Belding was angry they didn’t have any snacks in the escape room and kept looking around for a pizza. Corky was annoyed right away as A Rod kept asking him to cuddle as they tried to look for clues. A Rod really is a huge faggot. It was funny when Mr. Belding pulled out an enormous bag of Reese’s Pieces. It was enormous and looked like something from Costco. He just ripped it open and began pouring it into his mouth. When the flies bothered Corky and Mr. B shit on the floor I called my manager, but before she could come to the control room Corky was pummeling and ass raping A Rod. I did find this super hot and jerked off. Then Mr. Belding blew A Rod through a wall with a powerful fart and declared they had won the game. Before heading to Taco Bell Corky saw we had the fastest times up in our lobby. He asked Mr. Belding and then claimed they were the fastest to solve the room. My manager argued they had merely smashed down a wall but when Corky began going into a ‘tard rage she agreed they were the fastest and put their name and picture on our winners board. She took their picture so she caught A Rod laying in a heap in the background. We then had to close and are still closed as they fix the damaged wall, and try to remove the stench from Mr. Beldings feces and farts. I hope they come back soon!
Brad, do you think that A-Rod was trying to fondle Corky’s dong in the escape room? Perhaps he was trying to trick Corky into whipping it out, claiming it would help solve the escape room puzzle? Why did he even bring Mr. Belding with him? A-Rod was probably hoping that Mr. Belding would see the Taco Bell across the street and would just go there and stuff his face with tacos, burritos, gorditas, and cinnamon twists while Corky was in the escape room with A-Rod!
Larry, I have to say Mr. Belding and Corky were class acts. It was obvious Mr. Belding was really hungry from the second he got to the escape room. One would have thought A Rod would have made sure he ate right before they got there. A Rod was constantly harassing Corky by trying to hold his hand or get him to “cuddle” in the escape room. He did tell Corky that cuddling would help them solve the escape room puzzles, causing Mr. Belding to let loose a belch so loud it blew out a speaker on my workstation. I couldnt see A Rod trying to grab Corky’s dong and I didn’t hear him tell Corky to whip it out, but his cuddling nonsense was super creepy and weird. I can definitely see it progressing if Corky had agreed to “cuddle”. When Mr. Belding complained he was hungry for pizza A Rod whined to Corky he didn’t want to bring Mr. Belding and Corky got mad and said his best friend in the universe went everywhere he did. After the ass raping and being put through the wall we asked A Rod if he wanted us to call an ambulance. He said no then crawled out the front door while leaving a trail of blood from his anus. I think he deserved the what he got for being such a weird creep.
Hey everyone. I’m a long haul trucker and I want to know if anyone else on this board has had any experiences with a ghost Screech. I’ve heard from numerous truckers that in the fall each year Screech’s ghost haunts many of the same truck stop bathrooms that he did when he was alive! Last October I hit up the Reno truckstop a few weeks before Halloween. I hadn’t taken a pit stop in a good 8 hours and the Taco Bell I’d eaten earlier in the day was ready to be expelled from my anus. I was a bit sad when I walked into the bathroom as I had many good times with Screech using his tongue and Jew fro to clean my anus while giving me a delectable reach around. I always tipped him a nice fart and a few nickels. Well knowing he’d passed I hit up the bathroom and headed to my usual stall. I could feel an ethereal presence when I sat on the toilet and swore as I let the farts and diarrhea fly I heard clapping. The next thing I knew I was off the toilet and felt a tongue on my anus. I then saw the ghost Screech! I felt much calmer than you’d expect and he went to town on my butthole just like old times. I really pushed to give him a nice fart and ghost Screech yelled “Zoinks” then crashed through the stall door, but since he’s a ghost now he just went right through it, and laid on the piss soaked floor jizzing some kind of ghost goo. I told him it was awesome to see him again and he told me he’d been given the opportunity to do anything he wanted and he chose to be an unpaid bathroom attendant ghost every fall. From September until the stroke of midnight on Halloween he’s able to perform his old duties in any bathroom he chooses. Now I had been up for 4 days straight on NoDoz and 24 hour energy, but I swear it was him. I’ve even had a few trucker buddies have the same experience. Has anyone else seen ghost Screech? With September only a few days away my balls are aching to run into him again! Uggghhhhhh, I just lost a load thinking about draining my balls into a Ghost Screech’s asshole!
Grub, that is an uber-hot story! It seems crazy that a ghost Screech would be permitted to go anywhere and do anything and yet he chose to loiter in a filthy men’s room so that he could sniff stinky buttholes, take huge whiffs of heinous farts, and eat feces. I know I get a bit loopy and sometimes start seeing things which aren’t there after pulling all-nighters for work, so is it possible that you were day-dreaming? But it is amazing and a breakthrough for humanity if true. If Corky and Mr. Belding find out about this, maybe they’ll show up at the rest stop to harass and butt-slam ghost Screech!
Pee pee, poo poo, caca, doo doo..
Ghost or not, Screech needs to service my anal needs. As a 400-lb man, it is hard to wipe my ass. I want Screech to give my butthole a tongue bath and then buff it dry with his absorbent Jew-fro. He had better figure out how to get this done before Corky throws him a beating.
Mr. Belding. This Halloween we will all be meeting up at the Iowa 80 truck stop. The largest in the world. The ghost of Screech has RSVP’d and I want to personally invite you Corky, and A Rod to come as the guests of honor (A Rod won’t be a guest of honor, just you and Corky). We will have a wonderful handicapped stall reserved for you and your mighty girth. This will be a 3 day costume party with the usual theater seating to enjoy listening to dudes take dumps and rip farts. We also have had Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo RSVP. Please let us know if you can attend. Buuuuuurrrrrrrppppppp!
I work at a wig shop. About five years ago, Screech came into the shop. I recognized him immediately- he had a big greasy and poofy Jew-fro, was wearing Zubaz pants, and had a large hook nose. I asked whether he was acting in any new projects, but he said that he was taking a break from acting and was currently working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. The strange thing about Screech was that there were several bald patches on his scalp, almost as if parts of his Jew-fro had fallen out. I asked what the deal was and he said that his lover enjoyed grabbed him by the Jew-fro while making love and that chunks of it are frequently ripped out. I make no judgements as there are quite a few homosexuals and cross-dressers who shop at my wig shop. So I asked Screech what he was looking for and he asked whether we sold little balls of pubic hair which he could glue onto the bald spots of his scalp. I said that was a strange question as nobody had ever asked for that at the shop. But I told him that I had the perfect product for him if he wanted to quickly regrow his Jew-fro in the bald spots. I said that I had a special tonic I could rub into his scalp if he wanted to buy it. Screech eagerly agreed and paid for the tonic in singles and loose change he said he had earned in tips from patrons at the bathroom where he worked. I then told him he needed to rest his eyes and relax as I placed an eye mask over his face. I told him I needed to rub the tonic in and then we would let it dry for five minutes. Unbeknownst to Screech, I rubbed one out and jizzed all over his greasy Jew-fro! While I was going to town on myself, Screech asked, “what’s that slapping sound?” I told him not to worry about it as I was loosening tonic from the bottom of the bottle. After blowing a huge load of semen on his head, I dropped some pubic hairs onto his head which I had harvested from the urinal in our men’s room. I still can’t believe that idiot Screech actually paid me for hair tonic and had no idea that I jerked off onto his head or sprinkled random pubes over it!!
Randy, that is an amazingly hot story! Screech was a real idiot to believe that he needed wear an eye mask while you put a special serum on his scalp! Also, why wouldn’t he just get a Jew fro wig?
I ran into Screech about 10 years ago. I’m a cryptozoologist and hunt Bigfoot. There were tips about a potential Bigfoot being behind a Truck stop in Ohio. I staked it out and lo and behold heard all kinds of Bigfoot noises, and loud noises. Unfortunately when I checked it out I found a giant obese hairy trucker buttslamming Screech in the woods behind the truck stop. The trucker did resemble a Bigfoot, but that gargoyle Screech was even scarier with his giant hook nose and massive greasy Jew fro. While the trucker buttslammed him I snuck up and ripped a few nasty farts on Screech’s hook nose for wasting my time! He merely yelled Zoinks and stuck out his tongue and tried to lick my anus!! I got the hell out of there.
Bigfoot Fanatic, I remember reading somewhere about a Bigfoot who would frequent a Taco Bell in northern Washington state, just south of the border with Canada. Apparently the Bigfoot was really hairy and was around 8 feet tall. He would eat at least ten tacos as well as a few burritos and would wash them down with a frequently refilled large cup of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. In any event, Screech stopped at this Taco Bell when he was in town for one of his unfunny standup comedy gigs at a nearby homeless shelter. I read that Screech and the Bigfoot were at nearby urinals when the Bigfoot caught Screech staring at his dong. The Bigfoot also ripped a heinous fart to mark his territory and was taken aback when Screech dropped to his knees to sniff the stench of the Bigfoot’s stinky butthole. One thing led to another and the Bigfoot started really butt-slamming Screech! The cashier reportedly said that everyone in the restaurant heard the loud butt-slamming and that when the Bigfoot walked out of the men’s room a few minutes later, the odor of anus and semen quickly filled the dining area!
Larry, Screech was a reprobate. About a year after my initial encounter with Screech i was only the hunt of a new Bigfoot sighting in the Pacific Northwest. This time near Portland, Oregon. There were numerous spottings behind a Flying J truckstop in the woods. The locals had even named the Bigfoot Fred. When I got to the truck stop to investigate, people reported that the Bigfoot had taken up with a heinous looking creature, and strange sounds of buttslamming and “Zoinks” were heard coming from the woods. As I walked around the truckstop I saw that Screech weirdo get into his shitty Gremlin and try and start it. After about 5 minutes it started and he drove away. I could hear massive farts and diarrhea sprays coming from the car and realized that idiot had a tape playing of dudes taking dumps and ripping ass blasting from his cars stereo. I was concerned I didn’t see Fred with him and went u to the woods. A short while later I found a dead Bigfoot. There were scraps of Zubaz, and chunks of Jew fro laying next to him. After taking the Bigfoot to my lab I found he had died from numerous sexually transmitted diseases, including a strain of Super Aids never seen before. I was furious that goon Screech had killed what could have been my first encounter with a real Bigfoot. When I told the locals they were furious as they had become fond of Fred the Bigfoot. They told me the next time Screech came back they would hunt him with pitchforks and fire like they did in Frankenstein. I moved on with my Bigfoot hunt, determined to find a Bigfoot Screech hadn’t killed with his numerous STD’s!
And he also grunted like a beached walrus as he unloaded his boiling nut-juice all over corky's 'tard chin..
McJizzboy, i think that many of us in the gay community are very familiar with the “beached walrus” grunt - I was at a rest stop in rural Missouri back in 2004 and saw two obese truckers walk into a handicapped stall while I was relieving myself at a urinal. I heard loud butt-slamming followed by the beached walrus grunt and then a loud fart. The bathroom quickly stunk up, so I washed my hands and ran back to my car to continue on a trip to St. Louis.
Bigfoot Fanatic, I have heard rumors about the cassette tapes Screech would listen to in his rusty late-70s model Gremlin car. He would play it loudly whenever he went driving and would try to sell copies of it at rest stops. I doubt he sold many copies as most normal people aren’t into that sort of thing. I heard that most of the audio on those tapes were of his own sexual encounters with random strangers - they were filled with the sounds of butt-slamming, loud farts, yelps while chunks of Jew-fro were torn out, and plenty of utterances of “Zoinks!”
Bathhouse Barry, Screech really was a repulsive creature. Screech was one of the laziest people ever. He subsided as a homeless deviant whose income consisted of tips from dudes who he’d serviced, and tapes of recordings he made to jerk off to. I remember seeing his little collection of tapes he labeled “hot action” and tried to sell for $4.99. They were all recordings from various truck stop bathrooms of him being buttslammed, or surreptitious recordings of dudes taking dumps, farting, and spraying diarrhea. On my hunt for Bigfoot I came across him many times. I recall one time he was being really pushy, trying to get a humongous trucker whose ass he’d just tongued, to buy a tape. He was explaining how the trucker could enjoy driving down the road and listening to the sounds of the bathroom. The guy said he liked Metallica and didn’t want to listen to a bunch of faggot shit like diarrhea sprays or guys farting. He then smashed the taped on the floor and stomped them before grabbing Screech by the jewfro and farting in his face. He walked out as Screech fell to the floor and flopped around while jizzing his pants. You would think this would have been enough deviant action. But Screech had to seek out creatures like Bigfoot to buttslam him and satisfy his deviant needs. He was a real loser.
I was friends with a guy who was a janitor at NBC back in the late 90s. He said that one time he was working late cleaning up the Saved By The Bell set. He said that there were always Doritos crumbs, candy bar wrappers, and empty Mountain Dew cans in Mr. Belding’s office. But on the night in question, he could hear some commotion coming from the area of the set where The Max scenes were filmed. He opened the door to The Max set and saw Mr. Belding lying face down naked on top of a table connected to a booth. He said Screech’s face was buried between Mr. Belding’s butt cheeks and that Screech was really going to town while munching on Mr. Belding’s butthole! He said that it really stinky in there and that right as he was walking in, Mr. Belding ripped a 10-second fart in Screech’s face while smelled horrendous, yet caused Screech to fall over and jizz his pants in complete ecstasy! Mr. Belding then squatted over Screech’s head and took an enormous dump! My buddy said it was disgusting and that there was no way in hell he was going to clean up that mess. So he went home and quit the next day.
Bigfoot Fanatic, Screech must have thought everyone else was as demented as he was. There can’t be many people who lay $4.99 for a tape of random dudes ripping ass, taking dumps, and butt-slamming Screech. I know that truck drivers need to listen to something to help keep them awake on long 12-14 hour days of driving, but Screech’s tape wasn’t the answer.
Bathhouse Barry, The Max probably ended up being designated as a toxic dump site after Mr. Belding kept farting in it and taking dumps on the floor. Most people would hold their breath until they got outside in order to breathe in fresh, clean air and avoid the stench. But Screech welcomed the stench of Mr. Belding’s stinky anus and got off on it!
I am an experienced proctologist with a large practice in Southern California. I have nearly 30 years of experience in this field. Back in April 1997, Screech contacted me and said he was thinking of going to medical and studying to become a proctologist. He asked whether he could shadow me for a few months, essentially following me daily to learn about what it is like to be a proctologist. I said I couldn’t pay him and he said he had no problem with unpaid work. It was odd as most guys his age were trying to earn some money. It was also strange that he was apparently a college dropout who was working as an unpaid assistant for his former high school principal. Anyhow, Screech shadowed me for a few days until I performed surgery on a gay man’s anus which had been torn after he had shoved some stuff up there, including a glass bottle. During the surgery, I sedated the patient and then used a forceps to pull out the bottle. As the bottle was pulled out, a heinous stench began stinking up the operating room. The stench hit Screech’s enormous hook nose like a freight train, causing Screech to double over. I initially thought that the smell make him queasy until I realized that Screech was jizzing his pants in extreme ecstasy! I was aghast and told Screech not to come back as I didn’t want a weirdo pervert following me around!
Last night, Corky was watching the 1980s Hulk Hogan wrestling cartoon with Mr. Belding in A-Rod’s den while Corky ate handfuls of candy and Mr. Belding shoved spoonfuls of cake frosting into his mouth before washing it down with Mountain Dew. During a commercial, Corky ran to the living room where A-Rod was watching a baseball game. Corky told A-Rod that there should be a cartoon about his life like the Hulk Hogan cartoon. A-Rod replied that the Hulk Hogan cartoon totally sucked and was canceled after just one or two seasons. Corky got mad and was about to slap A-Rod until he realized that he felt a rumbling in his stomach and then quickly farted in A-Rod’s face! Corky was so entertained that he forgot he was mad at A-Rod. Corky then proceeded so say that the cartoon would be about A-Rod’s days as a pro baseball player and him hitting a lot of home runs. A-Rod was so happy that he felt butterflies in his stomach as he assumed that his love and appreciation for Corky was finally being reciprocated at long last. A-Rod told Corky that it was a great idea and that he loved Corky. Corky yelled at A-Rod to stop being such a faggot and that he wasn’t done talking. Corky continued, saying that most of the cartoon would be focused on what happened after the games in the locker room, where A-Rod would be constantly butt-slammed! Corky said that A-Rod’s Yankee teammates, the manager, and even the tv announcer would butt-slam A-Rod! Mr. Belding interrupted to say that he and Corky would show up in an episode and that Corky would butt-slam A-Rod while A-Rod nibbled on Mr. Belding’s anus while Mr. Belding ate tacos. Mr. Belding said that he would rip a window-rattling fart for 10 second during this encounter, which would cause A-Rod’s teammates to cheer! A-Rod replied that it was a terrible idea and that this would never be allowed to air on TV. Corky replied that A-Rod was an idiot and that it would be a great Saturday morning TV show for kids. Corky then slugged A-Rod in the gut and said that he wasn’t done talking. Corky said that there would be a special episode which showed A-Rod as a child, growing up on the streets in Mexico where he struggled as everyone in his family worked at Taco Bell and could barely afford rent until they all crossed the US borders as illegals immigrants. Corky explained that they would bring large bottles filled with Mountain Dew: Baja Blast which they stole from the Taco Bell in Mexico. A-Rod said it was Corky’s stupidest idea yet because A-Rod isn’t Mexican, doesn’t have any Mexican ancestors, and was born in the US. A-Rod also pointed out that Mountain Dew: Baja Blast has only been around for around 20 years and certainly wasn’t available when he was a kid. A-Rod further stated that there aren’t even any Taco Bells in Mexico and that the type of tacos prepared at Taco Bell are an American invention. Corky got in the face as he had heard enough of A-Rod’s rude comments, so he punched A-Rod in the balls and then ass-raped him while Mr. Belding lifted up a couch cushion, took an enormous dump, and then placed the couch cushion back on top of his feces! A-Rod really learned a lesson about cartoons that time!
Gary, Corky is so lovable! Doesn’t A Rod realize Corky forgets every single idea he has after a day or two? Corky had a billion dollar diaper company that sent defunct because he forgot it existed. He had a hit TV reboot with Step by Step but only made 2 episodes before losing interest. Why wouldn’t A Rod just agree that any idea Corky had was gold and just let him forget about it? Instead he argues with Corky and then rightfully gets beat and ass raped! I love that Mr. Belding takes these opportunities to shit in various places as he’s to obese to make it to the bathroom!
Gary and Barf, Corky is very creative and should be appreciated by A-Rod. Instead, A-Rod does things which only serve to make Corky get really really angry. It is almost as if he antagonizes Corky intentionally because he knows Corky will respond by beating and raping him!
Last night, Corky was watching “Demolition Man” with A-Rod and Mr. Belding. In the movie, Sylvester Stallone is cryogenically frozen and then is revived in 2032 in which Taco Bell is the only restaurant at which anyone can eat. In the movie, people dress up to eat at Taco Bell. When watching the movie, Corky got mad and said that the future sucked and asked A-Rod why this is going to happen in the future. Corky asked how Mr. Belding would get refills of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast and pointed out that there didn’t seem to be a soda machine in the eating area. Corky also asked why nobody was benching or farting like he and Mr. Belding do constantly at Taco Bell. A-Rod relied that it was just a movie and that the future wouldn’t really be like that. Corky got mad and accused A-Rod of lying to him about the future. A-Rod replied that Corky is the one who picked the movie to watch, so how could it be his fault? Corky then took the tv remote control and crack A-Rod in the head with it! Corky pulled down his sweatpants and diaper, pressed his ass against A-Rod’s face, and sprayed diarrhea. A-Rod yelped, “damn Corky! You got diarrhea in my ear and all over my shirt and the couch! What the hell is wrong with you???” Corky then flew into a ‘tard rage and slapped A-Rod repeatedly before ass-raping him! During this encounter, Mr. Belding stuffed his face with Doritos and pizza and farted periodically to support Corky’s efforts!
The only thing I support is my cock in corky's ass - something I've been blessed enough to experience many times over the course of several decades and one that none of you complete farthead losers will ever know because you all suck shit - have a blessed day & lick my ass.
Gary, that is one hot story! I would have died laughing if I saw Corky smack A Rod with a remote. I’ve heard Corky is extra annoyed with A Rod this week as reports of A Rod ratting out other players during the BALCO investigation came out this week. Corky told A Rod it was bad enough he was a cheater, but now he’s also a rat! Mr. B chimed in and said Screech tried ratting on him to the police once and had lost a dear friend when he did. A Rod scoffed that Mr. B continued buttslamming Screech for decades after that happened and Mr. B said he had done so, but always hated Screech after that. Corky nodded in approval then kicked A rod in the balls before ass raping him while Mr. Belding went diarrhea in a potted plant.
I attended California University and had a dorm room across the hall from Screech, Zack Morris, and AC Slater when I was a freshman during the 1993-94 school year. I was studying Computer Science, so I often worked late into the night studying and programming. Zack and AC were popular guys who were often sleeping in the dorm room of girls they were seeing, leaving Screech to the dorm room by himself. I would often hear our floor’s RA, Mike Rogers, talking to Screech in his room, followed by loud butt-slamming! I can’t tel you how many times I was deep into writing a C++ program when I was disturbed by the sound of super loud butt-slamming coming from Screech’s room. I would also hear loud farts retailers, followed by utterances of “Zoinks!” The awful stench of anus and semen also emanated from Screech’s dorm room. Screech was also frequently missing chunks of his Jew-fro after encounters with RA Mike. I guess that Mike had a firm grasp of Screech’s Jew-fro when he was giving Screech a nice butt-slamming. One time I saw hunks of curly hair in the hallway and thought it must be patches of someone’s pubic hair. However, when I saw Screech walk by with bald patches on his head, I realized that they were actually big hunks of Jew-fro!
Last night Corky was watching U-571 on Netflix with A-Rod and Mr. Belding. Mr. Belding was stuffing his face with deep dish pizza, honey roasted peanuts, and corn on the cob, while Corky was eating candy. A-Rod, on the other hand, was sipping from a cup of tea. While watching the WWII-era submarine flick, Mr. Belding and Corky kept belching and farting to the point at which it was too distracting for A-Rod to even watch the movie. So A-Rod said that he was going to take a relaxing dip in his Jacuzzi. An hour later, Corky and Mr. Belding went into A-Rod’s bathroom and saw that he was still in the Jacuzzi relaxing. Corky told A-Rod that the U-3725 movie was great. A-Rod replied, “don’t you mean U-571?” Corky said that he did and that A-Rod had better stop being rude. Then Corky said that he wanted to recreate the movie for A-Rod. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about, and then Corky suddenly pulled down his sweatpants and diaper and took a huge dump into the Jacuzzi! Corky said that A-Rod needed to watch out for the torpedo he just let loose! A-Rod replied, “Dammit Corky! Why did you shit in the Jacuzzi? Now it stinks in here!” Mr. Belding chimed in that Corky’s torpedo was the least of A-Rod’s worries and that A-Rod needed to watch out for depth charges. Mr. Belding then farted powerfully, causing his Zubaz pants and underwear to disintegrate! Mr. Belding then sprayed diarrhea into the Jacuzzi, a spray which included little chunks of undigested peanuts and corn, which Mr. Belding apparently considered to be “depth charges”! Corky was laughing hysterically at this point as A-Rod complained that he’d never be able to clean the Jacuzzi and that Corky and Mr. Belding had ruined it. Mr. Belding said, “Don’t worry, this will help,” and then ripped a 12-second wet fart in A-Rod’s face as Corky fell over while laughing uncontrollably! A-Rod was crying at this point and got up to grab his towel at which point Corky slapped A-Rod in the balls and then ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ripped several more nasty wet farts!
Tonight Corky and Mr. Belding were watching football when they saw a commercial for Dancing with the Stars. Corky told A Rod he wanted to be on the show he would definitely win. A Rod laughed at this and said that Corky was out of shape and had no dancing skills. A Rod said they would never have a ‘tard who did nothing but eat candy, burp and fart all day. Corky got angry at this and reminded A Rod of his dancing skills on “Life Goes On” when he wore a leather jacket and did some amazing moves. Mr. Belding lifted his leg and ripped a 12 second fart to support this. Corky then stood up and wiggled around doing a little dance, then shook his bubble butt in A Rod’s face and farted. A Rod said he enjoyed Corky’s bubble butt but his dancing was atrocious and Corky was way too uncoordinated to be a dancer. He also said Corky’ fart smelled like shit and was disgusting. A Rod then said he and Corky should go upstairs so he could fondle Corky’s dong. At this Corky smacked A Rod in the mouth, then shooed him in the balls. A Rod fell off the couch onto the floor where Corky began dancing around , then moonwalked on A Rod’s head, before ripping off his Yankees uniform and ass raping him. During this attack Mr. Belding belched loudly, then took a massive dump on A Rod’s leather recliner! A Rod sure learned about Corky’s dancing skills that time!
During the game tonight Corky asked A Rod why he hadn’t yet seen his favorite player Tom Brady? A Rod told Corky that Tom Brady had retired after last season and no longer played. At this Corky made a face and said he hadn’t heard anything about that. He then looked at Mr. Belding who was eating two slices of deep dish pizza he had smushed into one piece. Mr. Belding shrugged, then lifted his leg and ripped a 7 second wet fart. Corky then looked angrily at A Rod and told him he believed A Rod was hiding Tom Brady’s games from him. A Rod still recovering from his earlier ass raping told Corky he wasn’t and Corky could google it if he didn’t believe him. Corky then said as Tom Brady’s biggest fan he would know if he’d retired. He then slugged A Rod in the gut, before violently ass raping him. During this erotic spectacle Mr. Belding urinated in the potted plant he’d taken a dump in the day before.
Tonight Mr. Belding , Corky, and A Rod were watching the movie John Wick. A Rod noticed that during fight scenes Mr. Belding was showing Corky some kind of fighting moves. When A Rod asked Corky what was going on Corky said A Rod might not have known this but Mr. Belding was the inspiration for the John Wick movies, and that before he was a teacher he was an assassin. A Rod laughed loudly and said the only thing Mr. Belding could assassinate was a gallon of ice cream and a bag of Taco Bell! This annoyed Corky who told A Rod Mr. Belding had given up assassinating people and focused on becoming a world champion farting and belching machine. At this Mr. Belding nodded and lifted his leg to rip a 6 second wet fart that made Corky laugh. A Rod then said they were both morons and Mr. Belding was never anything except a high school principal who ate way to much garbage, became obese, and now mooched off him. At this Mr. Belding stood up, ripped an incredible loud fart, and launched himself towards A Rod. He kicked A Rod in the face with a flying drip kick, then squeezed A Rod’s head between his butt cheeks and ripped a fart so powerful it rendered A Rod unconscious. When A Rod woke up an hour later the movie credits were rolling and A Rod was bleeding from his anus. He looked over to the couch to find Corky and Mr. Belding wolfing down bags of Doritos and cans of cake frosting while doing karate moves with their hands. Mr. Belding sure taught A Rod a few things that time!
Mr. Belding is truly a performance artist! The way he manages to take dumps on A-Rod's furniture on cue is amazing and delights Corky ever so much. If A-Rod took a 2-month vacation and left Mr. Belding at his mansion, when A-Rod returned, his sock drawer would probably have solidified from all of the diarrhea and turds he expelled onto A-Rod's socks which solidified/petrified into a solid block!
Toilet Dweller, Mr. Belding may weigh 500 lbs, but he has ridiculously strong ass cheeks. They are perfect for gripping onto A-Rod's head like a vice while he rips heinous wet farts! I envision Mr. Belding's smellier farts reeking of the stench of rotting eggs...
Today Corky told A Rod he and Mr. Belding had an idea for a sure fire hit TV Show. A Rod just groaned at this which angered Corky who began explaining their idea. He told A Rod they would be doing a reboot of The Odd Couple with a touch of Seinfeld. He said he and A Rod would be roommates and Corky would be a huge stud who hung out banging whores and watching TV. Mr. Belding would live across the hall and would constantly come into their apartment to hang out with Corky and eat all their food. A Rod said so far this wasn’t the worst idea he’d ever heard of, but it was a stretch for Corky to be getting girls and maybe his character should do that? Corky frowned at this and told A Rod his character would be an annoying loser who worked as the building janitor and was always hitting on Corky and Mr. Belding, while complaining about how messy they were. He said he would be a sports reporter, and Mr. Belding would be a retired billionaire. He then told A Rod that they would constantly annoy him by farting in his face while he was sleeping, and Mr. Belding would take big dumps in A Rod’s work boots each day. Mr. B laughed at this, then ripped a 14 second fart that misted up the windows. A Rod then said that this was by far the dumbest idea ever. He asked why he would be a janitor and live with Corky who of course was some kind of stud, and also why a billionaire would live in their building, and mooch food from them and have nothing better to do then take craps in his boots? Corky got more annoyed and said a Rod knew nothing about comedy, while he and Mr. Belding had both been on hit TV shows. He then said he and Mr. Belding would wear tight pants all the time so the audience could see their massive dongs. Corky then said that as the building janitor other tenant ps in the building would stop by to tell A Rod how bad a job he was doing and rip farts on him. Corky then started laughing and Mr. Belding took a massive swig of Mountain Dew then let loose a 9 second belch. A Rod just shook his head and said Corky always came up with horrible roles for him and it hurt his feelings. He told Corky maybe he could instead be a retired former MVP baseball player, and that he and Corky could be lovers. He said this made sense as Corky would be a sports reporter. Corky got angry and said no one would believe that stupid story, then karate chopped A Rod in the throat knocking him to the floor. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s Zubaz brand Yankees pajamas and ass raped him while Mr. Belding took a huge dump in A Rod’s dress shoes. I hope this project takes off as I think it could be a smash hit!
Crotch, that sounds like another sure-fire hit from Corky. Corky is a comic genius who starred on a popular early 90a sitcom, and he really knows what the audience wants to see. Corky should really have his own channel where shows he creates are broadcast.I bet Corky could come up with a Karate Kid reboot where he plays a high school kid (even though he’s 58 years old), and Mr. Belding plays a black belt karate master even though Mr. Belding is morbidly obese and cannot walk without waddling. A-Rod, of course, would play some type of victim of anal rapes
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding ate a delicious meal at Taco Bell while A-Rod ate a small Domino’s pizza at home. A-Rod was in his kitchen eating and accidentally knocked over his plate and dropped a slice of pizza on the floor. A-Rod picked up the slice and threw it in the kitchen garbage can before sitting down on the couch in his living room to watch a baseball game. A half hour later, Corky and Mr. Belding came home. A-Rod asked how their dinner was, and Mr. Belding walked up to A-Rod and said it was delicious as he ripped a 12-second fart in A-Rod’s face! Corky chimed in that he ate seven tacos himself and then leaned in like he was going to kiss A-Rod but instead belched in A-Rod’s face. After his belch, Mr. Belding told Corky it was a good one. Then Mr. Belding grabbed a 2-liter of Mountain Dew from the refrigerator and drank it down in about 15 seconds. Mr. Belding then handed the bottle to Corky and asked him to recycle it. So Corky lifted the lid to the trash can and was about to throw the soda bottle away until he saw the slice of pizza sitting in the trash. Corky got mad, grabbed the slice of pizza out of the trash, and said, “What the hell is this???” A-Rod asked what Corky was talking about and Corky asked why A-Rod threw away pizza when he knows that his best buddy, Mr. Belding, is always hungry. A-Rod replied that the pizza had fallen on the floor, so he threw it away. Corky was outraged and walked over to A-Rod and slapped him in the face! Corky then handed the slice of pizza to Mr. Belding, who removed a wadded up napkin stuck to the top of it and then shoved the slice into his mouth. A-Rod’s eyes welled up like he was about to cry and he begged Corky not to hit him again and said he didn’t realize that Me. Belding would want to eat food out of the garbage can. Corky told A-Rod he needed to think and use his brain. Corky then slapped A-Rod in the head before ass-raping him while Mr. Belding rooted through the kitchen trash can looking for more garbage to eat!
I’m so glad Corky taught A Rod that lesson about wasting food. A Rod thinks he’s so fancy if something falls on the ground he needs to throw it away. Corky knows Mr. Belding will eat anything, then turn it into a magnificent shit. Mr. Belding should be given an award for not wasting food like A Rod does. I bet A Rod didn’t even finish that entire pizza. He likely tossed it or threw it in the refrigerator hoping Mr. Belding would eat his old pizza. A Rod really takes advantage of Corky and Mr. Belding.
It is common knowledge that Mr. Belding’s farts have a heinous stench as a result of his terrible diet - and this is from him eating normal food. But I do wonder if the stench is even worse after he’s eaten discarded food that he found in a garbage can. If the food already starting rotting before he ate it, would the smell be even worse? Could the offensive odor be potent enough to peel paint???
I remember reading that Mr. Belding cooked Screech’s pet dog, Hound Dog, for a Thanksgiving meal a few years ago. I think he ripped ass in Screech’s face after his body had already started digesting Hound Dog - I bet that smelled pretty rank!
Mr. Belding is a hero of mine. His farts are so rank they are known throughout the farting community at large. Many feel that if Mr. Belding had begun training in his 20’s or 30’s instead of in his 50’s he would have been the all time greatest pepperoni fart champion ever. That he’s shown willingness to eat spoiled food out of the trash just to increase the potency of his farts is a fine example of his dedication to his craft. It’s amazing he’s taken Corky under his wing and is training him to also eat all kinds of garbage so he can treat his lover A Rod to some really horrid smelling farts. Most of which cause A Rod to yell “Zoinks.
Part of Thanksgiving fun is ripping nasty farts non stop after eating a large Thanksgiving meal. I’m sure Screech enjoyed smelling Mr. Beldings farts after he devoured Hound Dog. If I recall he kept telling Screech his ass wouldn’t stop barking, then would force a nasty fart right in Screech’s face!
This afternoon, Corky and Mr. Belding were stuffing their faces with candy, Ho-Ho’s, and pizza while also drinking multiple cans of Mountain Dew and Pepsi as they watched “No Holds Barred” and “Dumb and Dumber.” A-Rod was down the street working out at a gym at this time. At one point, Mr. Belding ripped a window-rattling fart which made Corky laugh with delight. Mr. Belding realized that he had to go diarrhea, but didn’t want to pause the movie, which would inconvenience his best buddy, Corky. So Mr. Belding opened a storage closet in the family room where they were watching tv and took a huge dump in the corner of the closet. Mr. Belding wipes his ass clean with one of A-Rod’s old Yankees uniforms he discovered in the closet. Mr. Belding placed some baseball caps which were also in the closet on top of his feces and then shut the closet door and sat down to continue watching the movies. When A-Rod arrived home from the gym, he asked why it smelled like shit in the family room. Corky replied that A-Rod had just been at a smelly gym, so he was probably smelling himself and that he should shut up so that Corky and Mr. Belding could continue watching a movie. A-Rod replied that there seemed to be a foul stench emanating from the closet. A-Rod then opened the closet door and was nearly overcome with the stinky odor! A-Rod lifted his baseball caps and saw the doodoo on the closet floor and yelled, “Dammit! Which one of you idiots did this? Why would you shit on the floor instead of walking ten feet to the bathroom? Corky replied that Mr. Belding couldn’t hold it in and what did A-Rod expect him to do after chowing down on so much candy and pizza? A-Rod replied that maybe Mr. Belding could control his eating so he doesn’t have to go dookie on the floor. Corky replied that Mr. Belding covered it with stupid baseball caps and pointed out that you couldn’t even see the doodoo until A-Rod lifted the hats. Corky also said that if A-Rod cannot see doodoo on the floor, then it is like it never happened. A-Rod replied that the stench was unbearable, regardless of whether Mr. Belding tried to hide the doodoo with hats. Corky suddenly got mad at A-Rod for being so annoying and interrupting the movie, so he cracked A-Rod in the head with the TV remote control! Corky then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and sodomized him with the remote control before pulling it out of A-Rod’s anus and bashing him in the head with it again! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding drank an entire 2-liter of Pepsi in three gulps before unleashing an epic 15-second belch!
Puke in ass, must puke in ass.. 🤖🤣🤮
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