Corky is a total stud. Look how he just has no fear or care in the world has he breaks into some amazing dance moves. I loved when he moonwalked! People who wonder what A Rod is doing with Corky need look no further. No gay man could possibly resist Corky. Especially knowing he has an armadillo in his trousers!
He’s an Adonis. I also don’t think he’s very tall, so a rod towers over him, but that’s so hot.
I saw him and an obese 70 year old guy with a toupee go through the McDonald’s drive thru. They had Loza Alexander’s’ ‘let’s go Brandon’ blaring out the car and they cruised round the car park before picking up some really studly buckaroos. However, before they were about to drive off, someone that looked like A Rod was running behind them and begging corky to ‘take him back’ whilst also expressing disgust at the song that was playing. Corky then skidded a huge donut burning the tyres before knocking him clean off the road! He must have broken a few bones, but then corky lost control and crashed into a huge dumpster and a tree!
Ass Hawk, Corky really is a super-stud. It’s no wonder why A-Rod lusts after Corky! After watching Corky’s athletic display of dance moves, it is clear that he was a really tight bubble butt from practicing those dance moves. A-Rod wants to pull down Corky’s diaper, grab ahold of Corky’s muscular butt cheeks, and then licking Corky’s doodoo encrusted anus! A-Rod is now full-blown raging homosexual at the level of JM J Bullock because of Corky!
Last night Corky was looking through the channels and saw A Rod on the World Series broadcast. He watched for a few seconds and came up with another million dollar idea. He called A Rod and told him that he and Mr. Belding should be on the broadcast in place of Frank Thomas and David Ortiz. He said he’d let A Rod stay since he serviced his penis and ass needs, but A Rod better get he and Mr. B a massive deal. A Rod said he missed Corky and they could talk about it if he flew to Houston and let him fondle his bubble butt and massive dong. Corky demanded his best friend get to come and A Rod flew them both to Houston. As soon as they arrived and met A Rod at their hotel Corky asked if he had gotten the deal done. At this A Rod said Corky never played pro baseball, knew nothing about baseball, and he and Mr. B didn’t even like baseball. Corky said none of that mattered as the audience was a bunch of deranged queers who just wanted to see his bubble butt and Mr. B’s massive dong. He said they would have belching and farting contests on the air in place of the stupid, boring, commentary. At this he and Mr. B broke into an impromptu belching contest. A Rod said Mr. B should go back to his room so he and Corky could cuddle and they would talk more about it in the morning. At this an annoyed Mr. B ripped a loud 12 second fart. Corky read the tone of the fart and demanded A Rod get them a deal. He said during the next nights broadcast he planned on showing off his bubble butt and that Mr. B would wear skin tight leather motorcycle pants that would really tantalize the audience with a peek at his massive member. A Rod said no one wanted to see that, as they were there to enjoy the World Series and hear A Rod’s insights on the game. At this Corky karate chopped A Rod and said baseball was stupid and he and Mr. B would liven up the game and if they paid them enough would even play for an inning or two to show them how it was done. He then ripped off A Rod’s pants and gave him some rough buttsex before doing a leapfrog maneuver and ripping ass an inch from A Rod’s nose. When A Rod fell to the floor convulsing and jizzing himself Corky said if the audience was lucky he’d do that to A Rod live on TV. At this Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 7 second fart in approval. Corky and Mr. B then went back to their suite and ordered $3,000 of room service and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. I for one hope A Rod makes that deal as I want to see Corky and Mr. B on the World Series broadcast. I think it would set a rating record!
Ass Wrench. Are you sure a rod said he did t want to see the big bopper in motorcycle shorts? Do you know if he said this with a straight face as it’s been documented on numerous situations that he always seems to have his eyes on Belding crotch when out and about
Bumlord, it was very obvious A Rod was lying when he said no one wanted to see the Big Bopper in skin tight leather pants. That’s why Corky karate chopped him immediately afterwards. I believe A Rod can see the writing on the wall with that billion dollar idea. Corky and Mr. B would become instant superstars and A Rod would become a nobody on the broadcast. His only purpose would be to service Corky’s penis and ass needs with the occasional ass raping or fart to the face. I really hope the right network executives hear about this idea and make it happen!
Ass Wrench, baseball broadcasts, even ones for the World Series, are often very boring to most people. However, I’m certain that millions of additional casual fans would tune in to listen to Corky and Mr. Belding engage in an impromptu belching contest during the middle of an inning. It would also be fun to periodically hear an insanely loud (and long) fart followed by A-Rod yelping, “Zoinks!”
Anus, I was also nearby when I saw ass wench overhear that conversation between the best buds and ARod. What he neglects to mention, for some unknown reason, is that Corky also floated an idea that Mr B had where he would hover his bare anus over the microphone before clapping his bum cheeks around it and shred a heinous window rattling fart. Imagine how hot that would be? It would be another landmark tv moment like the moon landing, the Beatles on Ed Sullivan, the premiere of life goes on and sbtb‘Hawaiian stylr’ or MJ debuting the moonwalk.
Ass wrench…why did you omit this important and erotic information? Are you in league with ARod to help him jazz up his shows?! Me and goblin demand to know!
Today A Rod had a day off from broadcasting the World Series and was at home with Mr. B and Corky. I’m the morning he played golf then came home and left his stuff in the living room where Corky and Mr. B were eating Taco Bell and watching cartoons. He then went off to take a shower. When he got back he picked up his phone and saw he had about 30 missed calls. He also noticed his phone reeked of ass. The first message was from Oprah who yelled at A Rod for pranking her with a nasty fart. She then queefed into the phone. The second message was from Rosie O’Donnell who was screaming into the phone about A Rod calling her a “pumpkin head” and farting into the phone. She also then ripped a nasty queef into the phone. This continued on with Michelle Obama, and a bunch of other celebrities. A Rod was furious and yelled at a laughing Corky and Mr. B. He accused them of using his phone to contact friends of his and prank them with mean comments and farts. At this Corky got annoyed and said they hadn’t done anything and they were only laughing because A Rod had finally done something cool. When A Rod said he didn’t do it Corky said he must have forgotten. A Rod said he knew it was them as his phone reeked like Mr. Beldings dirty asshole. At this Corky stood up and belted A Rod in the face. He yelled at him for knowing what his best friends butthole smells like, and for accusing his beat buddy of making prank calls. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants, and ass raped him. While this happened Mr. B grabbed A Rod’s phone and prank called Barack Obama. When Barack answered Mr. B ripped a 27 second fart into the phone, then hung up. This made Corky laugh hysterically, and he jizzed wildly as he laughed. The two best friends then went to the kitchen to get some snacks for their extended cartoon marathon.
Today while Corky was pounding A Rod’s ass the suction caused by Corky’s enormous dong caused A Rod’s asshole to produce a small fart. When this happened Corky went ballistic, accusing A Rod of intentionally farting on his dick. He then belted A Rod on the side of the head, squatted in front of his face, and relaxed a massive diarrhea spray. A Rod opened his mouth to try and protest but before he could speak Corky’s shit spray filled his mouth and covered his face. Corky then wiped his ass on the bed sheets and went off to hang out with his best friend in the universe.
Someone posted the episode of Life Goes On where Corky's dad gave him a gun. Look at 43 minutes in when Corky fired the gun at a black guy he thought was trying to steal from him! The black guy (who was Rocky Balboa's trainer in several Rocky movies) was fortunate that Corky was so unbelievably uncoordinated and missed widely.
Here's another episode. Look at 45:20 in - Corky starts dancing to "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and shows off the bubble butt which A-Rod loves. Is it just me, or does it look like Corky is wearing a diaper full of doodoo?
Ass Breath, that’s a fantastic find! In that first episode Corky was right to confront that jive talking burglar. It’s obvious he was going to rob their house and probably rape the family dog, before brave Corky confronted him. Had his Dad not startled him by opening the gate Corky likely would have taken care of business and used some Dirty Harry tactics on that intruder!
The second video was so erotic I lost a load immediately. It’s obvious Corky was flaunting his best asset! He also seems to have had a massive load in his diaper. Only a pro like Corky could pull off some erotic dancing while having an overflowing diaper. A Rod truly is a lucky man!
Bart, Corky was completely justified for being angry! A-Rod should know that it is rude to fart on Corky’s gigantic dong, even if Corky is ass-raping him at the time.
Inside Man, Corky and Mr. Belding are such great friends - I’m glad they met each other and are platonic friends! I wonder whether Barack Obama was rubbing one out while listening to that epic 27-second fart?
Corky is smarter than A-Rod seems to think he is. A-Rod probably does list for Mr. Belding since the Big Bopper is capable of producing the heinous farts that A-Rod loves sniffing!
Turd burglar, don’t you find it weird that two people can be platonic ‘best buds’ yet still watch each other fart with their bums hanging out, or mr B just nonchalantly watches corky get an erection then plough A Rod…don’t you think theres any sexual chemistry between them, or are they just that basic?.
Asster, I don’t think that Corky views Mr. Belding in a sexual way. He just enjoys hanging out with Mr. B because he thinks he’s cool. Also, instead of scolding him, Mr. Belding encourages and welcomes Corky’s destructive side, unlike just about everyone else. Mr. Belding also belches and farts wherever and whenever he wants, regardless of whether it is in a public place or is at an inappropriate time, and Corky really respects that.
Asster, I think it comes down to this. Both Corky and Mr. B are Alpha males. They do not see themselves as homosexuals. Instead they find beta cuck nancyboys like Screech and A Rod who they dominate and use prison rules to have sex with. This makes them not gay men in their eyes, but the people they ass pound are. Corky and Mr. B for these reasons could never have an interest in each other. All of what Turd said is also true. Corky and Mr. B have many things in common that allow them to be best buddies. They love watching TV, eating tons of food, farting, belching, and generally enjoying life while doing whatever they please. A Rod provides for Corky’s penis and ass needs, provides the friends near unlimited funds to live off of, and is a constant source of amusement for them.
Crotchmaster, that’s a great explanation as to why the Corkster and Mr. B are the best of friends in a non-sexual way. Corky and Mr. Belding also think that pulling down their pants and underwear (or diaper) and then each pressing their bare asses up against A-Rod’s face and then ripping ass is not a homosexual thing to do. Instead, they view this as a mere prank. Also, as you suggested, they believe that pounding A-Rod’s ass and the jizzing into his mouth is another prank or at least isn’t homosexual from their perspective, although A-Rod is queer for allowing this to happen.
But why hasn’t anyone staged an intervention? Family and friends must wonder what happened to the A Rod of a few years ago - a world class, athlete, sex symbol, one of the greatest US sportsmen, a millionaire, a superstar girlfriend and a huge mansion now reduced to crawling around on all fours sniffing farts of 70 year old men and having a torrid relationship with 4ft 11 middle aged men with Down’ssyndrome.
I don’t get it, have they even been together that long turd?
Asster, A Rod spent a over a year banned from baseball for cheating. The Yankees looked into every possible way to get rid of him. They finally agreed mid season to part ways and A Rod hasn’t played since. He is not thought of as any kind of “great sportsman” but as a lowly cheater. He has no family or friends anymore because he’s an obnoxious, cheating, jackass. At the same time why would he need an intervention? Being a raging homosexual isn’t a crime? He obviously adores Corky and his amazing bubble butt and monster shlong. Corky is actually 5’4”, but is almost always hunched over so I could see why you might think he’s shorter. But where he lacks in height he makes up in cock size, and ‘tard strength. They have been dating for years now, but it was only after the passing of Mr. B’s lover Screech that Mr. B permanently moved in with them. As previously covered Corky worships Mr. B, and Mr. B is a true friend to Corky. Although it may be annoying at times A Rod wants to keep Corky happy, and likely enjoys his house constantly reeking of anus. At the same time I believe that Mr. B being there allows A Rod to play golf, attend business meetings, and do other things without having to take Corky. Corky would hate these things, and instead is able to hang out with his best friend watching cartoons and not caring where A Rod is. It seems to work very well to me. Although A Rod is frequently intensive to Corky.
I’m a Hetero dude and went to all the 2009 postseason games and my own eyes saw what a clutch player he was. My theory has always been that he was fucking with corky from 2004-2008, then found his mojo once he dumped him…then I bet he was getting it up the ass again in 2014 and that caused the ped and surgery shit.for example, I once went to a meet and greet in 2005 and he asked an obese dude next to me for a nice diarrhoea spray afterwards. Ugh.
Either way, I have gone off him since he went full Liberace and got into make up and cosmetics. Answer me this crotch, if you could go back in time and have one conversation with A Rod in 1997 during his mariner days, what would you tell him?
Me? I’d tell him to keep above dat 200 average, even in lean times, not be a diva and do not, ever, rent that ‘life goes on’ VHS from blockbuster in December 1998, under any circumstances. I mean it. Baseball is a Real mans man sport where every player bar none is in to beer, the beautiful game and big jugs and ‘tang
Asster, I feel many of your comment regarding A Rod not being a diva is spot on. I also think he should have used his fame to come out of the closet. He would have been able to participate in the heyday of the mighty dumpster party scene, which went wild during the SBTB The New Class years. Corky disappeared after Life Goes On ended, only appearing occasionally to sing with the twins that were obviously keeping him in a cage while they toured the country. If only A Rod had forgone the beards he used to pretend he was a hetero man he may have come across Corky and saved him from that horrific experience. They could have frolicked together as a couple much like Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo do currently. I’m not sure about your comments that baseball is big jugs and tang. Baseball clubhouses have been home to homosexual debauchery for decades. Especially during the steroid years of the 90’s onward. Any clubhouse attendant can regale you with stories of scat play in the showers, the air filled with the stench of anus, and man action happening everywhere.
I was a clubhouse attendant for the Seattle Mariners while A-Rod was there. Most of the players hated him because he would shit in the shower, then hide and watch to see their reactions when they saw it. He would jerk off while doing so. He also had a second locker. His regular locker was normal. But his second locker was full of gay porn and posters of Ricky Schroeder, Kirk Cameron, Webster, and I may be wrong but I think there was one of Corky pulled out of a TV Guide. He had his own masseuse who was this big fat guy. When he would go in for a massage we could hear really loud farts and A-Rod moaning. The guy would show up with a bag of McDonalds and nothing else which everyone on the staff found weird. Also weird was the team had a great medical staff include a masseuse yet A Rod paid out of his own pocket to bring in his own guy. Weird stuff. Most of us were glad when he went to the Rangers.
Alex Rodriguez played the field and experimented with women when he was younger because that’s what he thought he was supposed to be with. However, one day Derek Jeter participated in the “Make A Wish” Foundation and brought to the Yankees locker room a young man with Down’s Syndrome and who also had terminal cancer. Although Alex felt badly for the young man, he couldn’t help staring lustfully at the young man’s dong and round ass. A-Rod jerked off for several years afterwards while thinking about the young man’s ass and dong.
When A-Rod eventually met Corky, the Corkster overflowed his diaper with doodoo and A-Rod knew Corky was the one for him.
A-Rod was lucky to have dated around for awhile before meeting his match. I met my husband when I was only 8 years old and he was 50 and was working at a bicycle shop. He gave me wine and pills and we played “Neptune: King of the Sea.”
Asster, I am about 50 years old and I don’t recommend this for anyone as we know this is wrong now. However, attitudes were different in the progressive New York City when I met my husband in 1983 while playing with my friend Arnold. Arnold’s adoptive father was Mr. Drummond, a successful businessman who owned a luxurious two floor penthouse apartment on Park Avenue in New York City. Interestingly, Mr. Drummond was gay for Arnold and Arnold’s brother, Willis.
A-Rod, I’m a big fan of yours and have followed your career for many years. I want to squat naked on your face and then shit in your mouth. As you gag on my turd, I will expel several loud and long smelly farts in your face while my retarded neighbor pisses in your closet.
Alex, Corky and I had a great time playing games in your mansion while you were away at Atlanta for the World Series. Yesterday night I tricked my best buddy into believing that there was a Turd Fairy, just like the Tooth Fairy. So Corky left an enormous turd under your pillow and is expecting to receive a $100 bill from the Turd Fairy. It was a watery turd and your entire bedroom smells like feces since we have kept the door and windows shut. You can look forward to cleaning this up and giving Corky the $100. This is your penance for not booking us a hotel at the Marriott!
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This video is surprisingly easy to masturbate to
Corky is a total stud. Look how he just has no fear or care in the world has he breaks into some amazing dance moves. I loved when he moonwalked! People who wonder what A Rod is doing with Corky need look no further. No gay man could possibly resist Corky. Especially knowing he has an armadillo in his trousers!
He’s an Adonis. I also don’t think he’s very tall, so a rod towers over him, but that’s so hot.
I saw him and an obese 70 year old guy with a toupee go through the McDonald’s drive thru. They had Loza Alexander’s’ ‘let’s go Brandon’ blaring out the car and they cruised round the car park before picking up some really studly buckaroos. However, before they were about to drive off, someone that looked like A Rod was running behind them and begging corky to ‘take him back’ whilst also expressing disgust at the song that was playing. Corky then skidded a huge donut burning the tyres before knocking him clean off the road! He must have broken a few bones, but then corky lost control and crashed into a huge dumpster and a tree!
That guy sure was an inconsiderate jerk to corky
Ass Hawk, Corky really is a super-stud. It’s no wonder why A-Rod lusts after Corky! After watching Corky’s athletic display of dance moves, it is clear that he was a really tight bubble butt from practicing those dance moves. A-Rod wants to pull down Corky’s diaper, grab ahold of Corky’s muscular butt cheeks, and then licking Corky’s doodoo encrusted anus! A-Rod is now full-blown raging homosexual at the level of JM J Bullock because of Corky!
Last night Corky was looking through the channels and saw A Rod on the World Series broadcast. He watched for a few seconds and came up with another million dollar idea. He called A Rod and told him that he and Mr. Belding should be on the broadcast in place of Frank Thomas and David Ortiz. He said he’d let A Rod stay since he serviced his penis and ass needs, but A Rod better get he and Mr. B a massive deal. A Rod said he missed Corky and they could talk about it if he flew to Houston and let him fondle his bubble butt and massive dong. Corky demanded his best friend get to come and A Rod flew them both to Houston. As soon as they arrived and met A Rod at their hotel Corky asked if he had gotten the deal done. At this A Rod said Corky never played pro baseball, knew nothing about baseball, and he and Mr. B didn’t even like baseball. Corky said none of that mattered as the audience was a bunch of deranged queers who just wanted to see his bubble butt and Mr. B’s massive dong. He said they would have belching and farting contests on the air in place of the stupid, boring, commentary. At this he and Mr. B broke into an impromptu belching contest. A Rod said Mr. B should go back to his room so he and Corky could cuddle and they would talk more about it in the morning. At this an annoyed Mr. B ripped a loud 12 second fart. Corky read the tone of the fart and demanded A Rod get them a deal. He said during the next nights broadcast he planned on showing off his bubble butt and that Mr. B would wear skin tight leather motorcycle pants that would really tantalize the audience with a peek at his massive member. A Rod said no one wanted to see that, as they were there to enjoy the World Series and hear A Rod’s insights on the game. At this Corky karate chopped A Rod and said baseball was stupid and he and Mr. B would liven up the game and if they paid them enough would even play for an inning or two to show them how it was done. He then ripped off A Rod’s pants and gave him some rough buttsex before doing a leapfrog maneuver and ripping ass an inch from A Rod’s nose. When A Rod fell to the floor convulsing and jizzing himself Corky said if the audience was lucky he’d do that to A Rod live on TV. At this Mr. B lifted his leg and ripped a 7 second fart in approval. Corky and Mr. B then went back to their suite and ordered $3,000 of room service and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. I for one hope A Rod makes that deal as I want to see Corky and Mr. B on the World Series broadcast. I think it would set a rating record!
Ass Wrench. Are you sure a rod said he did t want to see the big bopper in motorcycle shorts? Do you know if he said this with a straight face as it’s been documented on numerous situations that he always seems to have his eyes on Belding crotch when out and about
Bumlord, it was very obvious A Rod was lying when he said no one wanted to see the Big Bopper in skin tight leather pants. That’s why Corky karate chopped him immediately afterwards. I believe A Rod can see the writing on the wall with that billion dollar idea. Corky and Mr. B would become instant superstars and A Rod would become a nobody on the broadcast. His only purpose would be to service Corky’s penis and ass needs with the occasional ass raping or fart to the face. I really hope the right network executives hear about this idea and make it happen!
Ass Wrench, baseball broadcasts, even ones for the World Series, are often very boring to most people. However, I’m certain that millions of additional casual fans would tune in to listen to Corky and Mr. Belding engage in an impromptu belching contest during the middle of an inning. It would also be fun to periodically hear an insanely loud (and long) fart followed by A-Rod yelping, “Zoinks!”
Anus, I was also nearby when I saw ass wench overhear that conversation between the best buds and ARod. What he neglects to mention, for some unknown reason, is that Corky also floated an idea that Mr B had where he would hover his bare anus over the microphone before clapping his bum cheeks around it and shred a heinous window rattling fart. Imagine how hot that would be? It would be another landmark tv moment like the moon landing, the Beatles on Ed Sullivan, the premiere of life goes on and sbtb‘Hawaiian stylr’ or MJ debuting the moonwalk.
Ass wrench…why did you omit this important and erotic information? Are you in league with ARod to help him jazz up his shows?! Me and goblin demand to know!
Today A Rod had a day off from broadcasting the World Series and was at home with Mr. B and Corky. I’m the morning he played golf then came home and left his stuff in the living room where Corky and Mr. B were eating Taco Bell and watching cartoons. He then went off to take a shower. When he got back he picked up his phone and saw he had about 30 missed calls. He also noticed his phone reeked of ass. The first message was from Oprah who yelled at A Rod for pranking her with a nasty fart. She then queefed into the phone. The second message was from Rosie O’Donnell who was screaming into the phone about A Rod calling her a “pumpkin head” and farting into the phone. She also then ripped a nasty queef into the phone. This continued on with Michelle Obama, and a bunch of other celebrities. A Rod was furious and yelled at a laughing Corky and Mr. B. He accused them of using his phone to contact friends of his and prank them with mean comments and farts. At this Corky got annoyed and said they hadn’t done anything and they were only laughing because A Rod had finally done something cool. When A Rod said he didn’t do it Corky said he must have forgotten. A Rod said he knew it was them as his phone reeked like Mr. Beldings dirty asshole. At this Corky stood up and belted A Rod in the face. He yelled at him for knowing what his best friends butthole smells like, and for accusing his beat buddy of making prank calls. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants, and ass raped him. While this happened Mr. B grabbed A Rod’s phone and prank called Barack Obama. When Barack answered Mr. B ripped a 27 second fart into the phone, then hung up. This made Corky laugh hysterically, and he jizzed wildly as he laughed. The two best friends then went to the kitchen to get some snacks for their extended cartoon marathon.
Today while Corky was pounding A Rod’s ass the suction caused by Corky’s enormous dong caused A Rod’s asshole to produce a small fart. When this happened Corky went ballistic, accusing A Rod of intentionally farting on his dick. He then belted A Rod on the side of the head, squatted in front of his face, and relaxed a massive diarrhea spray. A Rod opened his mouth to try and protest but before he could speak Corky’s shit spray filled his mouth and covered his face. Corky then wiped his ass on the bed sheets and went off to hang out with his best friend in the universe.
Someone posted the episode of Life Goes On where Corky's dad gave him a gun. Look at 43 minutes in when Corky fired the gun at a black guy he thought was trying to steal from him! The black guy (who was Rocky Balboa's trainer in several Rocky movies) was fortunate that Corky was so unbelievably uncoordinated and missed widely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qahM8t1BU
Here's another episode. Look at 45:20 in - Corky starts dancing to "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and shows off the bubble butt which A-Rod loves. Is it just me, or does it look like Corky is wearing a diaper full of doodoo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Des5vVXT4
Ass Breath, that’s a fantastic find! In that first episode Corky was right to confront that jive talking burglar. It’s obvious he was going to rob their house and probably rape the family dog, before brave Corky confronted him. Had his Dad not startled him by opening the gate Corky likely would have taken care of business and used some Dirty Harry tactics on that intruder!
The second video was so erotic I lost a load immediately. It’s obvious Corky was flaunting his best asset! He also seems to have had a massive load in his diaper. Only a pro like Corky could pull off some erotic dancing while having an overflowing diaper. A Rod truly is a lucky man!
Bart, Corky was completely justified for being angry! A-Rod should know that it is rude to fart on Corky’s gigantic dong, even if Corky is ass-raping him at the time.
Inside Man, Corky and Mr. Belding are such great friends - I’m glad they met each other and are platonic friends! I wonder whether Barack Obama was rubbing one out while listening to that epic 27-second fart?
Corky is smarter than A-Rod seems to think he is. A-Rod probably does list for Mr. Belding since the Big Bopper is capable of producing the heinous farts that A-Rod loves sniffing!
Turd burglar, don’t you find it weird that two people can be platonic ‘best buds’ yet still watch each other fart with their bums hanging out, or mr B just nonchalantly watches corky get an erection then plough A Rod…don’t you think theres any sexual chemistry between them, or are they just that basic?.
Yeah, basically a couple of shit-stained assfucks.
Asster, I don’t think that Corky views Mr. Belding in a sexual way. He just enjoys hanging out with Mr. B because he thinks he’s cool. Also, instead of scolding him, Mr. Belding encourages and welcomes Corky’s destructive side, unlike just about everyone else. Mr. Belding also belches and farts wherever and whenever he wants, regardless of whether it is in a public place or is at an inappropriate time, and Corky really respects that.
Asster, I think it comes down to this. Both Corky and Mr. B are Alpha males. They do not see themselves as homosexuals. Instead they find beta cuck nancyboys like Screech and A Rod who they dominate and use prison rules to have sex with. This makes them not gay men in their eyes, but the people they ass pound are. Corky and Mr. B for these reasons could never have an interest in each other. All of what Turd said is also true. Corky and Mr. B have many things in common that allow them to be best buddies. They love watching TV, eating tons of food, farting, belching, and generally enjoying life while doing whatever they please. A Rod provides for Corky’s penis and ass needs, provides the friends near unlimited funds to live off of, and is a constant source of amusement for them.
Crotchmaster, that’s a great explanation as to why the Corkster and Mr. B are the best of friends in a non-sexual way. Corky and Mr. Belding also think that pulling down their pants and underwear (or diaper) and then each pressing their bare asses up against A-Rod’s face and then ripping ass is not a homosexual thing to do. Instead, they view this as a mere prank. Also, as you suggested, they believe that pounding A-Rod’s ass and the jizzing into his mouth is another prank or at least isn’t homosexual from their perspective, although A-Rod is queer for allowing this to happen.
But why hasn’t anyone staged an intervention? Family and friends must wonder what happened to the A Rod of a few years ago - a world class, athlete, sex symbol, one of the greatest US sportsmen, a millionaire, a superstar girlfriend and a huge mansion now reduced to crawling around on all fours sniffing farts of 70 year old men and having a torrid relationship with 4ft 11 middle aged men with Down’ssyndrome.
I don’t get it, have they even been together that long turd?
Asster, A Rod spent a over a year banned from baseball for cheating. The Yankees looked into every possible way to get rid of him. They finally agreed mid season to part ways and A Rod hasn’t played since. He is not thought of as any kind of “great sportsman” but as a lowly cheater. He has no family or friends anymore because he’s an obnoxious, cheating, jackass. At the same time why would he need an intervention? Being a raging homosexual isn’t a crime? He obviously adores Corky and his amazing bubble butt and monster shlong. Corky is actually 5’4”, but is almost always hunched over so I could see why you might think he’s shorter. But where he lacks in height he makes up in cock size, and ‘tard strength. They have been dating for years now, but it was only after the passing of Mr. B’s lover Screech that Mr. B permanently moved in with them. As previously covered Corky worships Mr. B, and Mr. B is a true friend to Corky. Although it may be annoying at times A Rod wants to keep Corky happy, and likely enjoys his house constantly reeking of anus. At the same time I believe that Mr. B being there allows A Rod to play golf, attend business meetings, and do other things without having to take Corky. Corky would hate these things, and instead is able to hang out with his best friend watching cartoons and not caring where A Rod is. It seems to work very well to me. Although A Rod is frequently intensive to Corky.
I’m a Hetero dude and went to all the 2009 postseason games and my own eyes saw what a clutch player he was. My theory has always been that he was fucking with corky from 2004-2008, then found his mojo once he dumped him…then I bet he was getting it up the ass again in 2014 and that caused the ped and surgery shit.for example, I once went to a meet and greet in 2005 and he asked an obese dude next to me for a nice diarrhoea spray afterwards. Ugh.
Either way, I have gone off him since he went full Liberace and got into make up and cosmetics. Answer me this crotch, if you could go back in time and have one conversation with A Rod in 1997 during his mariner days, what would you tell him?
Me? I’d tell him to keep above dat 200 average, even in lean times, not be a diva and do not, ever, rent that ‘life goes on’ VHS from blockbuster in December 1998, under any circumstances. I mean it. Baseball is a Real mans man sport where every player bar none is in to beer, the beautiful game and big jugs and ‘tang
Asster, I feel many of your comment regarding A Rod not being a diva is spot on. I also think he should have used his fame to come out of the closet. He would have been able to participate in the heyday of the mighty dumpster party scene, which went wild during the SBTB The New Class years. Corky disappeared after Life Goes On ended, only appearing occasionally to sing with the twins that were obviously keeping him in a cage while they toured the country. If only A Rod had forgone the beards he used to pretend he was a hetero man he may have come across Corky and saved him from that horrific experience. They could have frolicked together as a couple much like Steve Bartman and Anthony Rizzo do currently. I’m not sure about your comments that baseball is big jugs and tang. Baseball clubhouses have been home to homosexual debauchery for decades. Especially during the steroid years of the 90’s onward. Any clubhouse attendant can regale you with stories of scat play in the showers, the air filled with the stench of anus, and man action happening everywhere.
I was a clubhouse attendant for the Seattle Mariners while A-Rod was there. Most of the players hated him because he would shit in the shower, then hide and watch to see their reactions when they saw it. He would jerk off while doing so. He also had a second locker. His regular locker was normal. But his second locker was full of gay porn and posters of Ricky Schroeder, Kirk Cameron, Webster, and I may be wrong but I think there was one of Corky pulled out of a TV Guide. He had his own masseuse who was this big fat guy. When he would go in for a massage we could hear really loud farts and A-Rod moaning. The guy would show up with a bag of McDonalds and nothing else which everyone on the staff found weird. Also weird was the team had a great medical staff include a masseuse yet A Rod paid out of his own pocket to bring in his own guy. Weird stuff. Most of us were glad when he went to the Rangers.
Alex Rodriguez played the field and experimented with women when he was younger because that’s what he thought he was supposed to be with. However, one day Derek Jeter participated in the “Make A Wish” Foundation and brought to the Yankees locker room a young man with Down’s Syndrome and who also had terminal cancer. Although Alex felt badly for the young man, he couldn’t help staring lustfully at the young man’s dong and round ass. A-Rod jerked off for several years afterwards while thinking about the young man’s ass and dong.
When A-Rod eventually met Corky, the Corkster overflowed his diaper with doodoo and A-Rod knew Corky was the one for him.
A-Rod was lucky to have dated around for awhile before meeting his match. I met my husband when I was only 8 years old and he was 50 and was working at a bicycle shop. He gave me wine and pills and we played “Neptune: King of the Sea.”
Damn talking about 8 year olds? Hell naw, I think I better make my excuses and leave. Child protection services be all over this ish
Asster, I am about 50 years old and I don’t recommend this for anyone as we know this is wrong now. However, attitudes were different in the progressive New York City when I met my husband in 1983 while playing with my friend Arnold. Arnold’s adoptive father was Mr. Drummond, a successful businessman who owned a luxurious two floor penthouse apartment on Park Avenue in New York City. Interestingly, Mr. Drummond was gay for Arnold and Arnold’s brother, Willis.
I want to fart in A Rod’s mouth. Does anyone know if he will be hitting the truck stop circuit after the World Series?
A-Rod, I’m a big fan of yours and have followed your career for many years. I want to squat naked on your face and then shit in your mouth. As you gag on my turd, I will expel several loud and long smelly farts in your face while my retarded neighbor pisses in your closet.
Alex, Corky and I had a great time playing games in your mansion while you were away at Atlanta for the World Series. Yesterday night I tricked my best buddy into believing that there was a Turd Fairy, just like the Tooth Fairy. So Corky left an enormous turd under your pillow and is expecting to receive a $100 bill from the Turd Fairy. It was a watery turd and your entire bedroom smells like feces since we have kept the door and windows shut. You can look forward to cleaning this up and giving Corky the $100. This is your penance for not booking us a hotel at the Marriott!
When corky dances it makes my pee-pee hard.
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