A couple months ago I discovered a Wikipedia parody website called "Uncyclopedia." This website is supposed to be a funny version of Wikipedia where humorous satarical stories are posted about various subjects.
Unfortunately, there is a faggot editor over there with the user name "BobBobBob." This asshole deleted the "Dustin Diamond" entry several weeks ago for no apparent reason. Feel free to spam or edit this shithead's Uncyclopedia homepage.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Hot Picture Of An Essential Saved By The Bell Equation
Fellow queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom drew the following queer Saved By The Bell equation. This was posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. The picture is both homo-erotic and hilarious! This equation illustrates what happens to Screech when Slater eats some Taco Bell!!!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Hot "Remember When" story and accompanying Drawing From The Dustin Diamond Love Forum Website
Hey queers, Maxwell Nerdstrom posted the following queer fanatasy about Screech and the Saved By The Bell gang at the Dustin Diamond Love forum website. Dner drew the accompanying picture. Thanks guys!
Screech, remember the time you saw the movie "Short Circuit"? Remember how cool you thought Number 5 was, and how you wished your robot Kevin was as cool as him? Remember how you used to have wet dreams about Kevin getting struck by lightning and magically becoming a cyborg with homosexual tendencies and fully-functional genitalia? Remember how you started to have feelings for Kevin?
Remember that one time you took Kevin for a walk in the park? Remember how people laughed and called you a shithead for taking a robot for a walk, but you didn't care because you loved Kevin and you wanted the whole world to know it?
Remember how you sat down on a bench and said "Oh Kevin, you're my only friend in the whole world...if only you could understand"? Remember how, suddenly, Kevin turned to you and said "BZZZT...KEVIN...LOVES...SCREECH"? Remember how you looked at him in amazement as he went on to say "NUMBER...5...IS...ALIVE"? Remember how you thought that the artificial intelligence routines you had programmed Kevin with must have evolved somehow? Remember how you were so happy that you threw your arms around his metallic frame and said "Oh Kevin! You've come to life! Screech loves you too", and you gave him a kiss? Remember how Kevin said "OOOH, RIGHT ON THE SENSOR", and you laughed and hugged him harder? Remember how you imagined yourself winning the Nobel prize for your pioneering work in AI?
Remember how your joy turned to confusion as you started to feel something hard poking against you? Remember how you looked down and saw a 12" iron rod with a bulbous end sticking out of Kevin's crotch? Remember how confused you were because you hadn't built Kevin with genitalia? Remember how Kevin said "BZZZT...KEVIN...NEEDS...ASS" and he grasped you with his powerful metallic claws, rendering you motionless? Remember how you cried "ZOINKS!!! No, Kevin!! Stop!!! Abort program sequence!!" as Kevin turned you around and tore down your zubaz? Remember how you squealed as Kevin thrust his cold iron cock up your poop-pipe? Remember how he thrust back and forth several times until he said "ZOINKS...I'M...GONNA...CUMMMMMM"? Remember how you felt him ejaculate oil in your ass? Remember how liters of oil spewed out of him, filling your digestive tract and distending your belly? Remember how, as the orgasm subsided, he started to quake violently with sparks coming from him? Remember how he exploded, and you were thrown to the ground?
Remember how you looked up to see Zack emerging from a nearby bush, laughing and holding a remote control unit? Remember how he told you how he had been controlling Kevin all along? Remember how he said he paid some of your fellow science nerds to build a monster penis onto Kevin? Remember how he said he'd caught the whole thing on camera, and that he was gonna get rich selling copies of the tape to your schoolmates? Remember how he walked off laughing?
Zack sure taught you a lesson about messing with technology that day!
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Kurt Loder & Dustin Diamond?
A while ago I saw that the article about Dustin Diamond at Wikipedia indicated that he had a relationship with Kurt Loder in the mid-90s. That allegation has since been removed from Wikipedia, but I do wonder if there is any truth to it. If anyone knows anything about an intimate relationship between Kurt Loder and Dustin Diamond, please post such information as a comment to this post!
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Here's a hot pic of Kurt Loder:
Gay Photoshopped Picture of Diamond
Check out this queered-up picture of Diamond that someone posted in an old Dustin Diamond Yahoo! group last year. I personally have lost a few loads while looking at this picture:
Diamond's nutsack
Check of this picture of Diamond's nutsack that "Jumpin' Jewsack" posted at the Dustin Diamond Forum:
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 9)
| 08th January 2004 - 03:17:07 AM |
| 6123 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I want to play a little fantasy game - it's called "Diamond Dump." I'll eat some Taco Bell and then I'll get naked and situate my ass about 3 inches from your face. Next, I'll pretend that your lips are a toilet seat and take a dump!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th January 2004 - 02:02:07 AM |
| 6113 : Kurt Steinberg |
| John Parker (message 6112), why are you posting a message about mortgage refinancing in a Dustin Diamond guestbook? This guestbook is only to be used by homosexuals to post queer fantasies about Diamond and other Saved By The Bell characters!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th January 2004 - 02:52:54 AM |
| 6107 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you should purchase one of Randy Constan's mousepads: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyPromos.html Are you going to blow your wad on the mousepad? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th January 2004 - 11:51:52 AM |
| 6104 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Crusher, the pixie website is real. I previously posted a link to an article about the guy who is in all of the pictures - he claims he is straight, but his insistence on dressing like a fairy broke up his marriage a few years ago. Now he goes to lesbian bars to meet women. |
| 05th January 2004 - 02:13:54 AM |
| 6098 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's your #1 fan: http://unclestupid.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10007/normal_darth-mullett.jpg |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:57:03 PM |
| 6095 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, are you jealous of this bullfighter? http://unclestupid.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=3&pos=160 |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:51:53 AM |
| 6092 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did you ever dress like this for school??? http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_sb1.htm |
| 04th January 2004 - 03:41:52 AM |
| 6091 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what has happened to this website? It has become extemely bland and lame. Please queer it up! You need to start deleting all posts which lack homo-erotic overtones! Please show some respect for your queer fan base! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. When are the 3rd and 4th seasons of Saved By The Bell coming out on DVD? |
| 02nd January 2004 - 03:03:47 AM |
| 6076 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I saw your buddy Slater at one of the televised New Years' parties on Wednesday evening. When I saw him on a big screen TV at a bar, I got really hard. Within about 5 minutes, I was in the alley behind the bar doing some other dude (whose name I don't even know!) next to the dumpster! When are you going to appear on some nationally televised celebration specials? Your queer fans would love that!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 30th December 2003 - 11:19:37 PM |
| 6039 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, have you ever been on a queer cruise? It's a great way to get some hot, manly lovin'!!! Let's book a cruise here: http://atlantisevents.com/orbitz.asp Maybe we can go to Mexico: http://atlantisevents.com/html/vac/CM04.asp - Kurt Steinberg |
| 29th December 2003 - 12:26:56 AM |
| 6012 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out the pictures of the "running fairies" on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyFriendsPage.html I think it's possible that the pixy website is actually even more homosexual than this website! I wonder if Diamond has ever dressed up as a fairy for (a) Halloween or (b) a regular night on the town! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th December 2003 - 06:46:54 PM |
| 6009 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie (message 5994), you are correct - I did not post any fake messages here under your name. By the way, why did Diamond choose these crazy colors for his guestbook? I have yet to figure that one out. Also, why did he misspell half of the words on the www.dustindiamond.com main page (he even misspelled "Screech," the character he used to play!)? It's almost as if Diamond is seeking ridicule. I wonder if he and his family and friends set up this website just to play a joke on his loyal fans! In any event, this is a fun guestbook! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 11:29:38 AM |
| 5986 : Kurt Steinberg |
| AIDS Guy (message 5981), the Peter Pan guy doesn't have a guestbook. It's unfortunate, because I'd post queer messages in it if he had one. By the way, that website isn't a joke. That's the guy's real website! Check out this article about him: http://www.sptimes.com/News/080701/Floridian/On_the_Never_Never_Ne.shtml - Kurt Steinberg |
| 23rd December 2003 - 03:19:29 AM |
| 5978 : Kurt steinberg |
| Has anyone here ever masturbated while looking a the pictures on this website: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp4.htm i hope Diamond gets a Peter Pan outfit!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 22nd December 2003 - 02:27:11 AM |
| 5965 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Debbie, as one of the other posters recently eloquently wrote, Diamond is a "penniless nerd." That's why people post nasty things about him - his career is completely washed up; consequently, people make fun of him here. I do agree that many people think he's hot - as you can tell, he has a substantial queer following!!! Most of the dudes who post here want to have gay sex with Diamond!!! Regardless of whether you like or dislike Diamond, everyone loves this guestbook! Some people visit this guestbook to pay their tributes to Diamond, while others simply come here to laugh their asses off at the disgusting things that have been posted. Others come just to read the queer fantasies that have been posted. There's something here for everyone!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th December 2003 - 04:14:28 AM |
| 5935 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Sammy shitstain (message 5926), I'm glad that you also want to have gay sex with Hitoshi!!! [ http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ ] I've been thinking about him all day! He's like a Japanese Screech!!! I want to take a whiz on Hitoshi's head and then sit on his head and drop some nasty ass - American-style ass!!!! Perhaps we should both go to Japan and find him! Are golden showers illegal in Japan??? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th December 2003 - 02:00:00 AM |
| 5908 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this website: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/ |
| 11th December 2003 - 11:08:04 AM |
| 5906 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting on this board again (message 5904)!!! I have several comments/questions for you: 1. I didn't realize that you were such a big I Love Lucy fan! Good for you! Did you think that Desi Arnaz was a great actor? When you watch reruns of I Love Lucy, do you get hot? 2. Why did you really send the cease and desist letter linked at message 5862? If so, why? 3. Did Belding ever take a dump in your mouth or give you a "Dirty Sanchez"? If so, can I buy a videotaped copy of the encounter(s)? Do you and Belding still keep in touch? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 10:50:05 AM |
| 5892 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I certainly hope that the real Dustin Diamond does not gain control of this website (assuming he doesn't already covertly own it). If he does, his manager will probably try to improve his public image by eliminating the queer aspects of the website (e.g., the homosexual posts, the gay colors, etc.) Let's all hope that doesn't happen! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th December 2003 - 01:33:09 AM |
| 5891 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this website has become too heterosexual and lame! Please queer it up!!! I want to see posts about loads being squirted, drunk, etc! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 09th December 2003 - 01:15:39 AM |
| 5888 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Freddie, you certainly did not scare me away from Diamond's website - instead, I've been on a little vacation. I was up in San Francisco hanging out with some other homosexuals - I lost many loads and took dumps on three dudes!!! I hope that my absence didn't to disappoint my queer fans! What happened to the "Remember when..." guy? I hope he posts again - I need more masturbation material!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:41:10 AM |
| 5865 : Kurt Steinberg |
| http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1129 |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:34:17 AM |
| 5864 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Max Goldberg, I'd like to add that if you haven't tried to sell this domain name to Diamond, then I also fail to see how you are in violation of the Anti Cyber Computer Act under 15 U.S.C. 1129. Paragraph (A) recites: "Any person who registers a domain name that consists of the name of another living person, or a name substantially and confusingly similar thereto, without that person's consent, with the specific intent to profit from such name by selling the domain name for financial gain to that person or any third party, shall be liable in a civil action by such person." This statute requires you to have the "specific intent" to profit from Diamond's name by selling the domain name. If you haven't tried to sell this domain name and there is no evidence that you intend to try to sell it, then I don't see how you could possibly be in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1129. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 05th December 2003 - 01:28:40 AM |
| 5863 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I am sad that this webpage may soon cease to exist. Max Goldberg, have you tried to sell this domain name to Diamond or for a profit? If not, then I fail to see how you are in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1125(a) - "False designations of origin, false descriptions, and dilution forbidden" See http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/ts_search.pl?title=15&sec=1125 This statute prohibits you from profiting off Diamond's name. However, if you have no intention of selling this domain name and you aren't generating any income (e.g., from advertising), I fail to see how you are in violation of this federal statute. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 11:20:03 AM |
| 5861 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you like jewelry? I'd like to give you a pearl necklace!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 04th December 2003 - 12:32:52 AM |
| 5855 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, where was your website during the past week? I thought it was gone for good. :( - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th November 2003 - 01:30:19 AM |
| 5847 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Site Admin (message 5830), please contact me for gay sex. I will squirt my hot, salty load in your eye and then fart in your face, for your deviant pleasure!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th November 2003 - 12:33:12 AM |
| 5821 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "a lie???" (message 5818), you don't remember that scene? That's probably because you only saw the heavily editted version that is often replayed on Nickelodeon! The "Remember when ..." guy is well-known for accurately recapping some of the most queer Saved By The Bell episodes!!! - Kurt Steinberg P.S. Diamond, please pencil me in for 7:00 PM tomorrow night behind the local rest stop! |
| 20th November 2003 - 01:42:29 AM |
| 5796 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I met some dudes the other day back by the dumpster behind my local gas station. After they sucked me off, I mentioned your website to them! Surprisingly, they alreqady knew about it! Are you aware that this is one of the most popular gay sex websites on the Internet??? Here's a website that lists true stories about Diamond and the other Saved By The Bell actors: http://members.tripod.com/screechp/thetruth.html - One of these entries states that you are a hermaphodyte! I didn't realize that! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th November 2003 - 11:19:03 AM |
| 5790 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, as I recall, you used to call Belding "Mr. B." Most people assumed that you called him that because his last name was "Belding." However, I always fantasized that it was your sexual play name for him because he always fed you his "Big" load. Am I correct? Did Belding always have a big, huge load??? - Kurt Steinberg |
Monday, January 02, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 8)
| 18th November 2003 - 11:16:18 AM |
| 5777 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found a plethora of masturbation material!!! Here's some great fantasy masturbation material involving Slater: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0684/ Here's a profile of Diamond: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/309.html Here's an erotic board game!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/368.html Here are recaps of a couple episodes - both contain pictures of Diamond that get me really hard!!! http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/643.html http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/585.html Finally, here's recap of the episode where everyone forgot about Diamond's birthday ("Remember when" might want to do his own recap of this episode): http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/486.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 18th November 2003 - 03:02:58 AM |
| 5771 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, thanks for the story! I've already lost three loads!!! How about a recap of the prom episode where Jessie and Slater got locked in the boiler room of the school? As I recall, Screech smelled the fumes from Slater's ass (they smelled like baked tortillas) emanating from the boiler room and became insanely jealous when he realized that Jessie was locked in there with Slater. - Kurt |
| 18th November 2003 - 12:42:36 AM |
| 5767 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out what this dog did to your website: http://www.formetopoopon.com/poop.php?url=www.dustindiamond.com&you=6969696969@yahoo.com&friend=6969696969@yahoo.com&x=99&y=42 - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:33:12 AM |
| 5762 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you'll have to copy and paste the entire link to see the sperm whale!!! |
| 17th November 2003 - 02:27:36 AM |
| 5761 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, check out this beached whale: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031116/photos_sc_afp/031116221248_oilhqnnk_photo0 The picture totally reminds me of you!!! Wonder why??? Well, I'd like you to lay on you side with your mouth wide open, just like the whale - you need to give me a target and I'll try to shoot my load into it!!! Also, this is a "sperm whale," and 99% of the dudes who post here want you to drink their sperm!!! If you were to be reincarnated, I'll bet you'd like to come back as an animal with the word "sperm" in its species' name!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th November 2003 - 02:53:05 AM |
| 5751 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rachelle (messages 5749 and 5750), this is a homosexual Dustin Diamond website! It was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond, and (b) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. Gwando, you gave a great post! I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who wants to use Diamond's face and mouth as a toilet! Thinking about crapping all over Diamond's face is really arousing!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 14th November 2003 - 02:30:17 AM |
| 5722 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, Let's get together for some manly fun! Do you like it when other dudes eat stuff out of your ass? I'd like to eat some chips with you - I'll put the dip in the crack of your ass! After I'm done with the chips and dip, I'll sit on your head and drop ass! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th November 2003 - 02:11:51 AM |
| 5702 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember when" guy, do you remember the episode where Zack made the subliminal tapes? One of his tapes was played over the PA system and then a bunch of girls and SLATER each placed wooden hearts around Zack's neck. That's an episode you should recap for us! As I recall, Screech was so jealous when Slater placed his heart around Zack's neck that he sprayed diarrhea all over his rainbow-colored pants! whata (message 5696), I also thought it was really funny when everyone thought that this was Diamond's real website! It was great when everyone thought that Diamond spelled like a complete retard! Oh well, at this this guestbook is still being maintained! Where else would Diamond's fans be able to exchange queer fantasies about Diamond? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:33:08 AM |
| 5691 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ron Jeremy (message 5671), I will eat your ass if you tape a picture of Diamond to the back of your ass! Cut a hole where Diamond's mouth is on the picture and line it up with your asshole! When I toss your salad, it will seem as though I'm French-kissing Diamond! Afterward, I will take a dump in your mouth and ass-slam you! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 11:27:27 AM |
| 5690 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando, I found more masturbation material!!! This article contains a couple more pictures of Diamond: http://www.stoutonia.uwstout.edu/2001-2002/Stories/010927/et_01.html - Kurt Steinberg |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:27:22 AM |
| 5685 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check out this article about Diamond (located at http://www.benladner.com/indepth/feature/040303_screech.html): Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben opened tonight’s act by actor and comedian Dustin Diamond, formerly known as ‘Screech’ from the popular 90’s comedy show “Saved by the Bell.” Diamond then talked for an hour about his days as a child star, interlacing it with comedy and complaints of being typecast. Diamond started his Wednesday night set by lifting up his shirt and exposing his nipple ring, not only to set the tone for the night, but also to break down the nostalgia that brought many to see the former star. Michelle Abbott, KSB ’03, thought Diamond was past his prime. “I was waiting for a friend to get a Jamba Juice. I think he was trying to make jokes, but no one was really listening. I think everyone was just there to stare and go, ‘wow, that guy's career is washed up.’ Although I did hear one girl say to her friend, I think he's hot. I had to resist the urge to slap the dumbass out of her. And so, my friend got her Jamba Juice, we pointed and laughed, and then we left.” Generally rude and somewhat shocking to the audience, Screech was profane and reveled in the crowd’s reaction to his use of the word “fuck.” Diamond was also vocal in his emphasis on the “fortune” part of Hollywood, saying that his days of seeking “fame” were long gone. He told the crowd of approximately 250 that filled the Tavern that he was doing work only for the money these days, and that he had been paid $750,000 for his appearance on Celebrity Boxing, $10,000 for Celebrity Dating but would not disclose the amount he was paid for his Eagle Nights appearance. “I thought he sucked. I wasn’t entertained by the comic stylings of Dustin Diamond. I don’t find jokes about drunk driving or the war very truthful or funny,” senor Jeff Cox said. “However, it’s by far the most people I’ve seen at any Eagle Nights event this year.” “He definitely lived up to his disclosure he offered at the beginning of his performance in which he said "'fuck off' to any one who might be offended by his comments, I walked out after 10 minutes it was so horrible and unentertaining,” said SPA freshman Stephanie Metkus. Generally avoiding politics, Diamond still asked the crowd how many of them supported the war in Iraq, and how many “thought it should never have happened.” Diamond also talked about “the truth” and said that most who were unhappy with what was being said were those who disliked hearing what was happening. He offered a physics example of his microphone falling and said that “no matter whether you wanted it to fall, it still was going to, so just accept it.” Part of Diamond's act was a running dialogue about typecasting, as he complained that he should not be punished as an actor for having a successful comedy show for ten years. He said that, unlike comics like Will Ferrell, formerly of Saturday Night Live who had many different characters, people only knew him as ‘Screech.’ Diamond seemed to make a concerted effort to break that image from the minds of those present. This stood in contrast wiith his embrace of the 'Screech' image after the show by selling Saved by the Bell scripts and making a segregated line to meet him, where paying people were allowed preference. Diamond charged $10 for signed polaroids. “I thought it was interesting, I didn’t know what to expect,” current SC Secretary Patrick Elliott said. “I knew he wouldn’t come out acting like Screech, a 27 year old certainly couldn't pull off the prepubescent annoying kid role. His routine was just alright. It was cool to see the guy, but I was not that entertained... so I left early. As someone who enjoys standup and the art of comedy, I realize that comedy is just a disguised social critique, but he forgot to disguise it and well, at times, make it funny. His act would have been better if he had disguised his social critiques in, well, jokes. Not make a stupid joke and then say ‘I think this and that is wrong with the world.’“ Diamond also got into the crude, where self-deprecating humor met up with his crudeness, leading into a discussion to his sex life and penis size. ‘Screech’ defined himself as being an inch long and three inches think, and described his sex life as a marshmallow trying to fit into a piggy bank. Upon questioning, Diamond said his male organ was “like a pink tuna fish can.” His comments were met with groans of disgust from the audience. His self-deprecating humor, however, did not stop Diamond from pursuing females in the audience, “He asked me my name, I thought just for the autograph. He signed his name and asked me if I knew where Adams Morgan was. I said yes and he said he’d be there later. I asked where in Adams Morgan and he said he thought it was a place. I told him it was an area with lots of hangouts and then he gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him later to find out where it was,” said Mary, a student who wished not to be embarrassed by being hit on by Diamond. “Now I know how Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski felt like everyday.” The crowd of students was seemingly not very involved with Diamond, and many were seen leaving during the act. The crowd also had several hecklers that taunted Diamond during his performance. Several students also shouted out questions during his lines. A brawl almost ensued when a member of the audience asked “when did you stop being funny?” Diamond told the student that he was a “pussy” for saying that from the back of the room and not to his face on stage. The student then proceeded towards the stage. The brawl was avoided when the student was held back by Student Confederation Vice President Zen Hunter-Ishikawa and Diamond’s manager. ‘Screech’ taunted the student afterwards, calling him a “puss.” Afterwards, ATV News, AU’s closed campus television station, tried to get some footage of ‘Screech’ for their program. They were reprimanded by Eagle Nights Director Shwa Losben and Assistant Director Caroline Poteat for what was described as a contract between the University and Dustin Diamond concerning the copyright to his images and video. They explained that still photographs were allowed, but any other recording was allowed. There were no posted prohibitions and the legal basis of this claim was non-existent due to the non commercial intent of ATV’s use of any Diamond images. “I mean, this is a guy who is basically our age and people are flipping out over a contract, come on, seriously, it’s just ‘Screech,’ said ATV News Manager Carrie Rainen. “I guess I’m not mad at ‘Screech’ as much as I am at the people who set this up. They’re denying any request for us to interview or film him, it’s incredibly obnoxious.” Student Activities Assistant Tracy Florence spoke to the ATV News cameramen, Jon Wood and Carrie Rainen about not filming ‘Screech.’ She asked them not to pursue the matter lest Public Safety intervene and that she would be willing to discuss the matter later. Florence said that the contractual agreement between the University and Diamond mandated no video footage. Florence was unwilling to show ATV the contract she was citing. Rainen told BenLadner.com that they had gotten a few seconds of Diamond footage before being blocked, and that may have been enough for their purposes. ATV Cameraman Brad Burns, an SOC student, said that he was told “taping would be considered a breach of the contract they had with Diamond. It was ridiculous, it’s not illegal to tape someone, and this guy is not the caliber of star to command such a restrictive contract. When was the last time you saw this guy on TV? He’s a Saturday morning TV star. I guess, if anything, I feel bad for him.” Diamond was reticent to give a quote to BenLadner.com as well, “I can’t give a quote without checking with my manager,” ‘Screech’ said to Benladner.com. Diamond’s manager, who was present, said that “We’re not doing interviews.” When pressed further for a quote, Diamond said that he would only tell the campus community “don’t do drugs and don’t drink and drive.” Eagle Nights announced they would be holding their next function next Wednesday: dodgeball in Bender Arena. |
| 12th November 2003 - 02:15:18 AM |
| 5683 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey gang, check out these sexy pictures of Diamond: http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw16.shtml Those pictures and the article made me rock-hard! I lost 3 loads in 15 minutes when I first looked at those pictures and started tossing off!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 11th November 2003 - 03:38:49 AM |
| 5655 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, when are the third and fourth seasons of Saved By The Bell going to be released on DVD? I need new masturbation material!!! The episode where Zack and Slater get in the fight really brings some wood into my life! I had a wet dream the other night because I was dreaming about that episode! I dreamed that instead of Zack and Slater fighting, you and I were fighting! However, you were naked and I kept slugging you in the nuts! In my dream you were begging me to smack your nutsack harder and harder! When I woke up my sheets were soaked with many loads! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 10th November 2003 - 01:49:23 AM |
| 5645 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Leaky ass queer, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who wants to spray diarrhea all over Diamond's huge nose! I frequently have queer sex with dudes I meet at gas station bathrooms and rest areas - they are the bath houses of the 21st century for many homos!!! Have you ever gotten it on with another dude next to the dumster behind a gas station? I did that the other with a young stud - I don't even know that queer's name! I did give him my hot load in his cornhole, however!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 08th November 2003 - 07:27:20 PM |
| 5632 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, do you rmember the episode where the Saved By The Bell gang went to Palm Springs? As you may recall, Diamond dressed up as a ship captain and carried a book which he said would teach him how to get girls. That sounds like a good "Remember When" story for you. Leaky Ass Queer, have you ever been sucked off in the wooded area behind a rest stop? I have many times - usually with dudes I just met! Have fun giving your buddy a "Dirty Sanchez"!!! You should also give him a "Cleveland Steamer"!!! I really want to give ome of those to Diamond!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 11:44:26 AM |
| 5614 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, do you remember the game "Duck Hunt" for Nintendo? It was sold with the Nintendo game system in the late 80's. Anyway, I invented a variation of the game that I'd like to play with you! As you may recall, the user held a plastic toy gun and shot at ducks flying around the TV screen. In my version, you are the target, and my "weapon" is my penis, instead of a plastic gun! I win if my load ends up in your mouth or eye! If my wad lands in one of your huge nostrils, I win bonus points!!!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th November 2003 - 01:27:55 AM |
| 5607 : Kurt Steinberg |
| "Remember When" guy, thanks for the post. I vaguely remember the scene where Diamond had the corncob lodged in his cornhole. Diamond's guestbook provides an invaluable service to his queer fans! All of the homosexual posters need to keep up the good work! My penis is purple right now because I've been masturbating so much while reading the messages posted here! I especially like the stories involving Belding and Diamond! My favs are the stories where Diamond thinks Slater is doing him in the cornhole, and only discovers that Belding is in fact the person anally penetrating him after he turns on the lights!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 06th November 2003 - 12:48:14 AM | ||||||
| 5595 : Kurt Steinberg | ||||||
| Diamond, please queer up your website a little bit more! Militant anti-homos such as Chachi and Internet Cop are ruining this place. I know that you created this website for one reason - to promote homosexuality! Please pencil me in for a rimjob at 10:00 PM tomorrow night behind the dumpster next to the local gas station on Wilshire! - Kurt Steinberg
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