Diamond's neatly trimmed beard

What's the deal with Dustin Diamond's little beard? It seems as though he's ashamed of the Screech character and wants to disassociate himself from it. How sad. His goatee doesn't even look good. Did anyone see him on "Celebrity Boxing" a couple years ago? The goatee was uneven. Maybe he should shave that crap off. But before he does, I think it would be cool if he rubbed his stuble all over my nutsack while nibbling at it as if it were a piece of cheese. That would be so hot! Then I would blow my load in it, and he could walk around with my DNA in his beard 24x7.