Wednesday, December 07, 2016

More Posts From the "Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum" (December 2, 2016 - December 7, 2016)

Here are comments from the Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum between December 2, 2016 and December 7, 2016:





Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:41:11 GMT reply
I saw A Rod hooking up with a dude dressed as Frank Sinatra in a Wendy's restroom.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 07 Dec 2016 04:48:25 GMT reply
It's cool tranny. Settle down there. No reason to shit your panties.
On a better note I heard that A Rod is already hard up for cash and will be going on a tour as a male stripper. Sounds pretty hot. I'll be there!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 07 Dec 2016 04:48:25 GMT reply
Look here stink shot, you need to get your shit together, I'm a real straight n clean man. I don't get excited over feces lovin faggot like yourself. Your fart fest tales are boring as phuck and you need 2 flip the script and come back to earth. Your trip around faggotron is a bunch of nonsense.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 23:19:59 GMT reply
I should have known you were a self hating tranny. I bet you look like a beefy Liza Minnelli.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 09:18:41 GMT reply
Actually the stench of shit, mothballs and urine is too repulsive for me. That's why I sneak in the cleaner ladies stalls to take a dump. You repetitively ramble on and on about the most disgusting side of gay men. That is why in my eyes you are a sick faggot with an obsession for coprophagia.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 04:14:12 GMT reply
I bet you leer at dudes at men's room urinals and excitedly breathe in the fart fumes! Jump out of the closet and be free! Free to tongue an anus, huff a fart, or spray some diarrhea on another dude! I'm so glad I did. I'm sure A Rod feels the same. He is a true icon!


Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 03:57:46 GMT
Nothing wrong with farting in men's bathroom. Peaking on a dudes dick is Mos definitely not my style. You fags see us as closet gays because you've been brainwashed by your cocrophile peers. In your little perverted world dictated by feces and scrotums anyone who rightfully thinks it's phucking gross is a "closet gay". That is all what you shit heads amount to in your blindsided arguments

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 16:03:45 GMT
Are you crazy? Lighting a match would totally defeat the purpose of farting on my lover.
You do seem like a closeted gay man.please describe your thought process when you are pissing at a public urinal. Do you feel an urge to check out the cock of the man at the urinal next to you? If someone farts near you, do you get strangely aroused? You need to answer these questions and be honest with yourself!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 09:25:10 GMT
Next time you fags have a fart fest, do me a favor and light a match so your anuses will be galvanized.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 09:22:37 GMT
Rookie you shit flicking jerk off. I have sex with myself, I'm an autosexual.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:47:27 GMT
Sophomore , I've been looking at gay porn for the last three hours and am really turned on. I want to blow a huge load into your mouth which you will gargle to strengthen your immune system. Let's get together, sizzle chest!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 04:33:17 GMT
AIDS is nothing! Super AIDS is where it's at now sweet tits! I'm sure Steve Anus has Super AIDS as he has dedicated himself to the ultimate queer lifestyle.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:52:20 GMT
I hope you 2 faggots will have aids after bear backing all nite like 2 filthy rabid dogs.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:37:11 GMT
I'm heading out soon to meet my good friend Steve Anus. He has amazing connections within MLB and is the #1 queer groupie! I'm hoping he has a surprise tonight and introduces me to some amazing players whose asses we will plunder and faces we will rip nasty stink bombs in!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:20:26 GMT
You jiggle your nuts sack in a counter clock move. Very hard to follow the rhythm without inserting something in the rectal peanut along the testies.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:17:07 GMT
San Juan Scrotum is the new dance from the Bronx

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:08:06 GMT
Arod diapers from San Juan for sale. The cornuts are still there. Magical

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:02:55 GMT
The queer community used to enjoy poppers. When they became scarce we switched to farts.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:57:37 GMT
I saw A Rod on the beach today. He was sunning his ass and man was if looking good. I got a spot near him and starting ripping loud farts to get his attention. I could see one hit him and soon after he came over and invited me to take a dip in the ocean with him. I accepted and we went in and within seconds he ripped off my swimsuit and saw under the water tounging my anus! It was super erotic! A Rod can hold his breath for a really long time! He really youngest my anus clean while giving me a generous reach around! I came in the water and watched A Rod leap like a dolphin to gobble it up. It was very erotic. Hopefully I run into him again!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 23:38:06 GMT
The tragic part is that your mental disease can be cured with psychotherapy. Coprophilia is a terrible mental disease that is eating away the moral fibre of humanity.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 22:21:50 GMT
Sophomore, it is sad how misinformed you are about the gay community. Yes, most of us are definitely into ass and feces. However, my gay friends don't do drugs. Get yourself informed!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:45:10 GMT
That's why fags are despised so much , you people worship hard drugs, feces & ass. Nothing else. You act like degenerate freaks and call real men like me closet fags when we call out your disgusting manners.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:36:33 GMT
Stfu shit 4 brains. You're as dumb as it gets and I'm here to badger it into your hollow mind faggot.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 09:27:09 GMT
Sophmore A Rod did say that you need to remove your self hating ass for this board as you are tainting the solid spank material he has come to love. This board is for raging queer fans of A Rod. Not self hating gays.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 08:29:58 GMT
Sophomore, I though about you tonight as I was ass-slamming a random man I met in the alley behind a Burger King tonight. How did you night go? Did you wear an ARod costume while eating the asses of several homeless men like you normally do?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 08:24:46 GMT
Too long shit 4 brains.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 04:45:44 GMT
I'm very happy. I recently met A Rod after a night seeing washed up hag Madonna auction off old tampons for some African country I'd never heard of. A Rod was there and was looking good! He was wearing his uniform and would occasionally stand up to stretch. I believe he was showing off the good and would most time clench his buttcheeks before sitting back down. I was with a fling of mine, a hooknosed goblin, who wore Zubaz pants to this high class affair. After catching A Rod's eye in the bathroom we decided to leave together. We left in his car and headed to a hot dumpster party behind a Taco Bell. Once there A Rod ripped off my pants and asked me to rip a few farts. I gladly fulfilled this request pandora A Rod began to moan. At that time I saw that Jeremy and Jason Giambi were double teaming a undress year old Bob Eucker. We headed over and A Rod rubbed knobs with the Giambi brothers in some baseball code I'd never seen before! We then dove in to the action and A Rod was eating my ass while I butt slammed Jason Giambi. The entire place stank like farts and there was a cacophony of moans, farts, and shit sprays! It was the greatest night of my life!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 03:23:12 GMT
I'm hating because I'm the originator or coprophile comedy and I kept it magical and original with chicken costumes made out of flamingo feathers and white latex. Arod does have one obese boyfriend who wears that chicken latex costume and his name is Barto Colon. Where do you think he got the nickname "combo"? Because he looks like fat ribs in a chicken latex suit. Vet stole my material and made a diarrhea diary out of it. Its repetitive,vet I dare you to come with fresh material. Peace faggots.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 22:12:39 GMT
Hey mahng why you hating? You know you are in town only for pasty bitch ass, gurrrl, so put your claws back in baby... why don't you let your boy and a rod know what you wearing baby?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 20:12:59 GMT
2 disgusting coprophiles ( look through definition up shit 4 brains)

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 18:08:58 GMT
Lol vet n rookie have shit 4 brains. Vet seems to live in a dumpster with his usekess sidekick. Get a room faggots lolol

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 17:38:53 GMT
Hey Vet, me so horny! let me know more about your history!?
I am a late 30's dude who spent the majority of my time watching daytime tv and furiously losing loads!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 08:27:45 GMT
Damn I had a hot night out! After hitting the gay clubs I went a dumpster behind a Wendy's that I heard was having an after party. A Rod was there, as were Jeremy and Jason Giambil and Bob Uecker! Bob is old and couldn't get a boner, but man could he spray diarrhea! He was accompanied by the guy who played Wesley on Mr. Belvedere! A Rod was getting double teamed by the Giambi brothers while Uecker ripped farts and sprayed him with diarrhea! I joined in on the fun and soon was covered in shit and piss! I blew my load on A Rod's head then ripped a small but potent fart which made some random guy immediate have an orgasm! It was a super hot evening!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 07:47:03 GMT
Sophmore I demand you admit that you wish A Rod and his ex lover Corky would hold you down, and while A Rod teabagged you, Corky whipped your tiny ballsack with a bullwhip! Admit this is arousing you! I bet you find A Rod dunking his nuts in your mouth while mongoloid Corky whips your little balls to be highly erotic!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 06:18:23 GMT
Aaaw shit 4 brains keep it up faggot lol

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 05:07:38 GMT
Sophomore, I wish A-Rod and I could track you down. We would pull a train on you, which a dirty closeted gay man such as yourself would love! After we each blow our loads in your face, A-Rod would turn around and you would eat out his ass!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 02:27:59 GMT
You dog piled your crap for months, This is what America has become, a Nation of mentally enslaved zombies deemed to repeat the same crap like a parrot. Sad stuff 4 real..

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 01:59:05 GMT
Well shit 4 brains stupidity is bliss

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 01:49:46 GMT
I wish A Rod was milking my cock right now! After blowing my load I would back my ass right into his face and rip dozens of meaty farts. A Rod let's make this happen!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:57:08 GMT
Speaking of Downers did you know that A Rod recently dated Corky from the show "Life Goes On"? They were pretty hot for each other and A Rod would change Corky's diaper before engaging in some sweet ass love and anus tounging. Corky would use his mongo strength to hold A Rod down and rub his dirty diaper all over him! I notice you quickly respond to my and other queer for A Rod posts pretty quickly. I bet you can't wait for another so you can jerk off, then self hate while writing mean comments! How I wish I was taking a dump in A Rod's mouth!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:48:53 GMT
Sex zombies like you wouldn't be categorized as people but rather a totally useless tit released in the wild only to be hunted down like a rodent. Nobody would care if you disappeared.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:39:44 GMT
Your brain is a dumpster. You are a such a zombie limited to 5 words maximum. You have the attention span of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:05:43 GMT
This hatred of A Rod's amazing gay fans has got to stop! Just because we want to wear A Rod's jock on our faces while we ass ream him in a dumpster doesn't make us bad people!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 21:56:52 GMT
The satanists and their vile gay rodent ways are going to jail and will be in trial for crimes against Christianity.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 21:54:29 GMT
People like Vet n Rook should be banned from humanity. Shrouded 4 ever because homosexuality today is strictly based on vile attention nothing more, it's pitiful. You 2 idiots have shit for brains and will be castigated for your sins you sodomites.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 21:49:14 GMT
Rookie faggot likes to read shit for brains vet stories. Its your life routine faggot. Popcorn, dresses and gay porn. Vet and rookie are like Backman an throbbin, 2 faggots who like to play in a big pile of shit.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 20:57:23 GMT
Are there any other forums outside of this website that has been commandeered by rabid deviants?!?!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 20:56:23 GMT
Omg, I wouldn't mind watching you three fight topless...whilst I lie back in just a robe and popcorn!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 20:54:19 GMT
The sophomore here is probably a sophomore in high school. Play nice or you'll be the reporter to your mommy and she will ground you for being a little brat.
Don't be such a little dickhead

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 19:52:37 GMT
Vet is stuck with shit for brains. You can't write anything else right faggot? Sooooo pathetic..😂😂😂😂

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 19:50:19 GMT
No fags in baseball go play softball with the fat dykes you phucking pathetic faggot

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 19:48:17 GMT
Phucking faggot vet think u own this board? Typical shit flicking attitude for a phucking faggot. Get a job faggot, you're not welcome here anymore.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 19:19:45 GMT
I get a strange feel that the Internet "tough guys" Sophomore and Rookie are the same person! He probably derives some kind of sick pleasure my writing angry things here. I bet his pants are down around his ankles and he plays with himself while writing posts here...

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 18:25:29 GMT
This homophobic sophmore/Rookie needs to leave this board. This board is for A Rod's legions of queer fans! I withdraw my offer to let Sophmore tongue my anus, he is doomed to walllow in his own self hatred. I will instead spend my Friday night at a hot Truck Stop I heard A Rod hits up! Hopefully he comes in his uniform so we can engage in hot man love. I'll drop a nice deuce on him while truckers all cheer, fart, and jerk off!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 17:27:48 GMT
Yeah, this dude is on all the other forums, its pathetic really, I think it is only one person with multiple aliases

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 14:46:54 GMT
Someone should put a blowtorch up your std riddled ass you sicko.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 14:43:45 GMT
This is a sports forum not some faggotry bullshit fantisies you blowhard bitch. Phuck outta here faggot with your sick stories. I pity your parents, your daddy must of done a nasty job on your gay ass.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 14:02:28 GMT
sophomore probably has awful cock breath. He must be one of those self-hating gays...
It's funny that he thinks only one gay man posts here. He's been plowed so many times in his ass that the semen has backed up into his brain, clouding his judgement...

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 13:54:46 GMT
Faggots like you are so vile and gross you don't know shit about baseball. Just the same dumb brain numbing garbage. Your parents must be so ashamed of having you.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 13:47:31 GMT
Sure they do faggot you are the same person with different computers. You're so lame it's phucking pathetic. Go hang yourself scumbag.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 09:45:53 GMT
I don't know whether the stories are true, but they make me laugh. Your lame and angry posts do not.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 09:43:54 GMT
Sophomore, I am a regular lurker and I have to day you are an asshole. I personally enjoy reading all of the queer stories about A Rod

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 09:24:04 GMT
Typical faggot that just loves the attention. Same vile and unoriginal story. You're like a broken record you shit flicking faggot. Come on now go hang yourself with your strap on bitch ass lolol



Friday, December 02, 2016

More Posts From the "Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum" (November 20, 2016 - December 2, 2016)

Here are comments from the Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum between November 20, 2016 and December 2, 2016:






Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 07:52:42 GMT reply
I can't believe it's the current year and we still have homophobes like Sophmore! I sense some latent homosexuality in his mention of a "turdwich"! It's ok, just realize there is no reason to hide your homosexuality. A Rod is gay, he has probably eaten thousands of dudes buttholes. You can to! Let's hook up. You can tongue my asshole. I'll even let loose a little turd for you to nibble on! Then I'll give you a nice ass plundering before squirting my load in your eye. If you've never done this before you're in for a real treat! Meet me in the dumpster behind the Taco Bell on Brickell Ave in Miami tomorrow night at 2:30am. I will be dressed as A Rod. :)

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 05:54:58 GMT reply
Got eat a hot steamy turdwich you shithole. You should in a psych ward you freaking faggot. A real proud gay man would be ashamed on how backwards and disgusting you are. Shame on you!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:41:50 GMT reply
This board is on lockdown for a potential hate crime! Sophmkre must think this is Saudi Arabia where he can insult and threaten those hero's who just come here to celebrate life and try and hook up with other dudes in dumpsters! Is it so wrong that I want to meet up with A Rod in a Taco Bell dumpster and feed him some nice farts before pissing all over his head while he jerks off? How is this nothing but a beautiful thing?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:41:50 GMT reply
So much hate here for the gay community! I thought that the country had moved past these closed-minded attitudes... I don't begrudge you "plain-Jane" types out there who are only into having missionary sex with a woman. You really don't know what you are missing until some random dude, whose name you don't even know, is licking your anus in a bathroom stall at a highway rest stop. I used to think gay people were sick weirdos until the summer of 2002 when I ripped a smelly fart while peeing at a urinal in a men's room in Reno, NV. A random stranger at the urinal next to mine congratulated me on my fart and then yanked off my jeans and started tonguing my anus. Not only was by butthole smelly from the fart, but this guy was kneeling in a puddle of urine that many men had left on the floor underneath the urinal! Although I was grossed out at first, it felt so good as he licked away until I climaxed on the wall, which he quickly licked up. I've met many random strangers at men's rooms over the years and have received many slopped rim jobs. You don't know what you're missing until you try it. I have learned that standing with a wide stance at a urinal and then ripping an insanely loud fart seems ton be a sign that I am willing to let a stranger eat out my ass. Sophomore, you should try this and then report back your findings!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:14:04 GMT reply
asshole

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 00:36:59 GMT reply
Reply-to:This homophobia has got to go! This board is for queer fans of A Rod, of which there are millions, to post hot stories and requests! There is nothing at all wrong with me wanting to have A Rod suck a fart out of my ass through a tube before letting loose a nice anal frosty for A Rod to chow down on! This is a beautiful thing. I wish A Rod was lying nude next to me while I whipped his nutsack with a rusty car antenna! kys


Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Dec 2016 00:14:54 GMT reply
youre a vile disgusting mofo and should have your hands cut off u faggot

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 23:15:53 GMT reply
no respect at for our great game you siock faggot. kill yourself freak

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 23:01:21 GMT reply
stfu you discusting degenerate prick. Youve been trashing this board for months with your disgusting stories gtfo bitch

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 22:23:37 GMT reply
This homophobia has got to go! This board is for queer fans of A Rod, of which there are millions, to post hot stories and requests! There is nothing at all wrong with me wanting to have A Rod suck a fart out of my ass through a tube before letting loose a nice anal "frosty" for A Rod to chow down on! This is a beautiful thing. I wish A Rod was lying nude next to me while I whipped his nutsack with a rusty car antenna!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:35:36 GMT reply
Sophomore, it is sad that you are so closed-minded. Is it really a bad thing if a gay man wants to take a dump in A-Rod's closet and then make A-Rod lick his anus clean while giving him a reach-around? I don't see how something like this would impact your life in any way. So you probably stop posting here...

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 14:03:16 GMT reply
Lol I'm sure veteran has paedophile tendencies. You're disgusting at best you sick f-uck. Gtfo this board mofo.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 08:09:45 GMT reply
It seems as though 98% of the people who post in this forum are raging queers, just like A-Rod's fans in real life

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 07:41:04 GMT reply
I want to make love to A Rod in a dumpster. I want to spray him with diarrhea while he eats my anus!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Dec 2016 07:14:54 GMT reply
You love attention u sick freak. Jackoff smirk fif faggotron pos dizzy fart smelling filth bucket shit smearing stink gazcan gasping fuming flatulence. GET A LIFE!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 30 Nov 2016 01:56:59 GMT reply
It's well known that men in the gay community love blasting farts to attract other men! As a queer icon A Rod shows his love for all of us by ripping enormous farts that his queer fans can huff! It is so wrong I want A Rod to lick my filthy butthole?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 30 Nov 2016 01:23:35 GMT reply
youre a fart loving freak with mental problems

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 03:35:51 GMT reply
How dare you bring homophobic hatred onto this loving board! If A Rod wants to fellate truckers, or tongue an old mans anus that's a beautiful thing!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 29 Nov 2016 01:23:47 GMT reply
f-cking vet loser below with split personalities. Get a life u pathetic fag

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 28 Nov 2016 05:16:53 GMT reply
Below Vet can you confirm the rumor I heard that he was dressed as Fidel Castro while fellating all those horny truckers? What's up with that?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:38:30 GMT reply
I heard that A-Rod worked at a truck stop glory hope for 6 hours last night, sucking off and tonguing the abuses of dozens of random truckers. That was the #2 item on his cum-bucket list!!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 26 Nov 2016 02:01:26 GMT reply
That was super hot! There is nothing better then hooking up with a dude in a rest area bathroom while another dude is stinking up the place while taking a nasty dump in the very next stall. One time I was doing this (unfortunately not with A Rod) and the action got so hot we knocked down the partition wall between the stalls! The dude who was sitting on the toilet spraying diarrhea was a little shocked at first, but then joined right in! He ripped some farts on us, then sprayed diarrhea before eating my ass! It was the most erotic threesome I've ever been involved in!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 25 Nov 2016 10:29:02 GMT reply
I hooked up with A-Rod a couple years ago. We met at a gay bar in Queens, NY and it was lust at first sight. We heavily made out in a bathroom stall while someone was shitting the stall right next to us! It really turned us on as the random stranger who was separated from us only by a then metal partition farted and sprayed diarrhea. I was wearing ass-less leather pants at the time and A-Rod got so turned on by the dude going diarrhea that he spun me around and buried his face in my ass cheeks. He nibbled away like a rat eating a piece of cheese until I climaxed, blowing a huge load on the toilet seat, which A-Rod then bent down to lick up like a kitty cat! It was a magical experience I will never forget!!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 05:59:58 GMT reply
I want to jam a turkey drumstick up A Rod's butthole to celebrate Thanksgiving! I bet A Rod would really enjoy this! I would then drop a nice deuce on him while terrorizing his nostrils with my noxious farts!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 24 Nov 2016 02:02:44 GMT
Damn, Bartman and A Rod would be a magnificent couple. I'm sure A Rod would get sick of Bartman in the sack as he looks like a submissive who would enjoy A Rod pounding his ass, then ripping farts in his face.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 21:49:41 GMT
I think it would be hot if A-Rod started dating Steve Bartman, the infamous dorky Cubs fan. Since he gets no love from Cubs fans, Bartman should look elsewhere, such as to A-Rod. I bet that they would be a cute couple with a lot of hand-holding at butt-grabbing. However, in A-Rod's bedroom, I'm sure he'll really bring it as gives it to Bartman right in the ass while Bill Murray watches and sings "Go Cubs, Go!"

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 19:05:43 GMT
He has gone to Cabo for Thanksgiving before.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 14:58:42 GMT
A Rod will be celebrating Thanksgiving by having hot man love with a team of homeless men under a pier in Miami. He will bring along a nice turd that he's shaped into a turkey. Sounds heartwarming.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 14:10:43 GMT
Doesn't he usually head for Cabo around this time of year, or is that for Christmas/New Year ? (Laura)

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 22:54:48 GMT
Hahahaha...I love these stories. Perhaps you should take a look at the Cam Newton, Colin Kaepernick, and Jeremy Lin forums. Those have some good work in them too. Cheers👍

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 12:40:11 GMT
A-Rod, I want you to buy some airline stocks because I'm gonna buy a plane, fill it with prison sperm, then crash into your anus, thereby creating a tsnaumi of cum that will be as big as 9/11 -- does the thought of a plane load of cum being dumped into your hole whilst you make money off the airline stocks turn you on? Well does it? It'd better bitch - cause the airforce creampie one is heading your WAY!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 02:31:36 GMT
It was frighteningly loud! On A Rod's side of the door there was a large brown stain from his wet farts. I didn't ask him his diet but did see many Taco Bell bags laying around along with some pork rinds and Mountain Dew.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 08:57:33 GMT
Man, that is a hot story! I wish I had a room adjoining A-Rod. That door must have been shaking violently each time A-Rod unleashed one of his powerful farts! Did he tell you what he ate that fueled his gas?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 06:06:40 GMT
That sweat pants in his socks. What a dweeb