Gay Tandem Bike Cake Topper

 I recently happened to randomly come across the following tandem bike cake topper being sold on Amazon:

This cake topper reminds me of the episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where the gay lovers, Screech and Mr. Belding, rode a tandem bike through the streets of Paris, France during a class trip!  I suppose that this is conclusive evidence that Screech and Mr. Belding had a passionate homosexual love affair during filming of that series!

Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 5

 Here are more spank-worthy posts from another forum!

05/10/2020 08:43:27
Screech and I 69'ed each other in a bathroom stall last summer. We also rubbed our asses against each other while farting repeatedly. We form a great team of expert rim goblins. I'm jealous that Mr. Belding got to have his fun with Screech before Screech's O-ring was blown out from rough anal, but at least we're together now! Screech loves watching me on CNN!
Brian Stelter

05/10/2020 03:30:26
I used to be the Governor of Florida. Then President Trump stomped me in 2016 and I screamed for my Mommy. Many have wondered what I’ve been up to since. I’m happy to say that I am living at a truck stop and have run into Screech in the bathrooms many times. I’m not a loser like Screech living in my car. I have a 1982 Winnebago. I will admit I’ve hooked up with Screech a few times and he eats ass like champ. I also wanted to tell everyone that I’ll be voting for Joe Biden if I can get a ride to the polls (the Winnebago doesn’t run).
Jeb B

05/10/2020 02:37:03
I’m sick of seeing Screech driving around Florida in that crappy Gremlin. He’s lucky in that Florida is one of the few states that doesn’t have an annual inspection, only registration. So you can drive any piece of garbage on the roads. I bet those guys he ran into were Antifa degenerates. That are all raging queers who seek out weak losers like Screech to attack. I’m also willing to bet Screech yelled at them hoping they would attack and rape him. He’s just that kind of guy. I wonder if after the attack he still got his taco bell order? I bet the drive thru people know him and defecate in his burritos.
Crotch

04/10/2020 08:49:24
I was in line at the drive-thru at a Taco Bell Fort Myers, FL last night. It was at 7:00 PM and the line was quite long. There was a rusty red 1979 Gremlin car in front of me in line. The car was in a sad state of disrepair and the car windows each appeared to be missing glass panes and instead were wrapped in some type of Saran Wrap-type of translucent material! I hadn't seen a car that crappy in some time, so I looked through the back window to see was driving and I saw that the driver was a white guy with a giant afro and a large hook nose. On closer inspection, I realized that it was Screech from Saved By The Bell! Other people must have recognized Screech because while I waited in my car, I saw a group of five guys run up to the car and lifted up the Saran Wrap where the car door windows were located. The guys each proceeded to drop their pants and then pressed their bare asses up to the now-open windows and each ripped loud farts into the car! They each appeared to rip several farts into the interior of Screech's car. I heard Screech utter "Zoinks!" several times and then he opened the drier's side car door and got out of his car and started yelled and that he was going to kick their asses! The guys then jumped on Screech and started beating his ass before viciously ass-raping him!!! Weird...
Steve Anus

04/10/2020 07:54:08
Christine Beasley Ford, what you did to Brett Kavanaugh was a disgrace you lying beast of a woman. I’m sending out agents to pick you up right now so I can blast some potent Coronafarts right in your face! My agents will then toss you out the window into a dumpster. Try telling that tale to the public! Enjoy your Cornavirus, straight from your Presidents ass!
Donald Trump

04/10/2020 04:04:17
I was in line at the drive-thru at a Carl’s Jr. a couple weeks ago and saw Screech begging first change. He’s much fatter, but still has a massive Jew fro and wears those same rainbow pants up to his nipples. A couple heroin addicts ran up to him and started beating the crap out of him - I heard them say something about Screech ruining Saved By The Bell. Then then started raping him. It turned me on for some reason and I started vigorously fingering myself during this attack. The two rapists jizzed all over Screech’s Brillo Jew-fro and then pressed their hairy asses up against Screech’s face and kept ripping wet farts in Screech’s face for several minutes until I reached the drive-thru window and drove home. I’m not sure how those burnouts were able to produce so many consecutive farts - it was impressive!
Christine Blasey Ford

03/10/2020 06:14:36
I want to suck a coronafart from a mans ass. I haven’t had the corona yet and all my queer friends have. They make fun of me! They all played nude leapfrog and passed corona to each other months ago while I had to work. Im so sad. Can anyone help me? I would love to suck a coronafart from either Mr. Belding, Corky, or even Screech. Help,
Bobby

02/10/2020 06:34:09
That ******* Screech is stealing a move right out of Michael “Ponce” Oliver’s playbook! The “Problem Child” has long been known for begging strangers to fart in his mouth. He and Screech should hook up!
Rok Hard

02/10/2020 04:09:31
I stopped at a rest stop near the “alligator alley” roadway in Florida during August 2019 and encountered a weirdo clown loitering near the urinals. He said his name was “Zoinks, the clown.” I initially thought he was wearing a big poofy gray wig. However, upon closer inspection, I discovered it was just a massive Jew fro of a middle-aged man who had gray hair. I also discovered that what I initially thought was a fake clown nose was instead a massive hook nose! This clown 🤡 looked like a damn weirdo as he was wearing rainbow-colored chaps instead of baggy clown pants. His chaps were open in the back and in the front - he had a tiny baby dick in the front and his ass was exposed in the back. He said something about being hungry and needed to eat a “fart meal” and that he needed to give him liquid refreshment from my penis instead of peeing in the urinal. I was starting to get really annoyed with this guy, so I punched him in the stomach and then farted in his face. This freak loved it and yelled out, “yeah, do it just like Mr. Belding!!” At this point I realized that the clown was actually Dustin “Screech” Diamond! I felt sorry for Screech, so I pulled down my pants and gave him a nice wet fart meal and also took a dump into his mouth and then finished him off by jerking off into his face. As a Saved By The Bell fan and a normal heterosexual man, I have to say that although Screech is a no-talent ass clown, I’m glad I got to meet him!
Alan

01/10/2020 06:14:26
Joe, you promised if I threw softball questions at you during the debate you’d send Screech over to tongue my anus and taint and he hasn’t arrived yet! I did my job and more helping distract President Trump from your Dementia ridden old ass! You better get Screech over here right away fuk face!
Chris Wallace

01/10/2020 05:44:24
Screech, I’m gonna do every one of those things to you and I’m not paying squat you goblin! I see you’re dating Joe “Hidin” Biden! Wait until Mr. Belding finds out you’re cheating on him! I hope he rips a fart in your face that’s so powerful your head flies off!
Barkin Bill

01/10/2020 04:39:21
Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! I will be turning tricks at the welcome center at the rest stop just outside of the Everglades National Park this Saturday evening starting at 9 PM. Rim jobs for $3! I’ll receive anal sex for $3.75! You can press your bare ass up against my face and fart for $0.75!! Jerk off into my Jew-fro for $0.45! Rub my Brillo-like Jew fro over your filthy anus for $0.65!! Cum one, cum all! Zoinks! Zoinks!! Zoinks!!!
Screech Powers

30/09/2020 10:49:50
Screech needs to leave my husband alone! Joe has been cheating on me with Screech for some time now and I’ve had enough. After changing Joe’s Depends, Screech has been licking Joe’s ass and genitals clean. The other day, Joe’s Depends diapers were very full of urine and doodoo - Screech took then off and then pampered Joe’s bottom with talcum powder before wringing our the urine from the diaper into his mouth! Screech has also been sucking on Joe’s cock 24x7, which really says something. At Joe’s age, he practically needs a forklift to get an erection with me. However, Screech is an expert run goblin and is very skilled in tonguing Joe’s Anus while giving pleasurable reach-arounds. Someone needs to tell that Brillo-headed faggot to go screw himself!
Jill Biden

30/09/2020 09:00:53
Hi everyone. I’m 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate. Many people have wondered why I’ve hidden in my basement and called a “lid” on half the days of my campaign. I want to come clean. I’ve been dating Screech. We met in the bathroom of a Denny’s in Delaware. I was trying to squeeze out a tough turd and let loose a few nice farts. Screech was in there and commented how much he enjoyed my farts. He then asked if I needed help wiping and I said sure. He came bursting into my stall and gave my sore butthole the tongue bath of a lifetime, then dried me off by using his Brillo like Jew Fro on my anus. We exchanged numbers and began texting each out sweet nothings. I even sent him to Florida to assist my campaign which he’s done by loitering in bathrooms coast to coast servicing men’s penis and ass needs while telling them to “Vote Biden”! On my off days I fly him to Delaware and we snuggle and fart on each other in my basement. We watch erotic episodes of He-Man, and Mr. Belvedere also. If I win the election I’m totally dumping that old hag Jill, and bringing Screech with me to the Whitehouse to be my First Lady! Vote Biden!
Joe Biden

30/09/2020 05:26:18
It seems Screech whoring himself out brought him about $5! It’s sad he doesn’t even have a room like a normal hooker. He doesn’t even use a back alley. That lazy degenerate just turns tricks in the parking lot! If I owned that place I would have run his ass over with my car.
Reemus

29/09/2020 08:08:54
Screech was turning tricks at the TA truck stop in Sparks, NV a couple months ago. Sparks is just a few miles from Reno and I stopped at TA to eat dinner at the Fudruckers. I was in my Kelinworth hauling logs to Kansas City and after sitting on my butt for hours driving from Portland, OR, I needed to take a break and get a nice meal. As I ate, I looked out the window and saw Screech in the parking lot prancing around like a fairy. Screech knelt down in front of an obese trucker who pulled down his overalls and then pressed his sweaty ass against Screech’s face and ripped a smelly fart! Screech then proceeded to eat out that man’s ass whiling giving him a reach-around until he blew his load! The man then appeared to throw a $1 bill in Screech’s face. Screech proceeded to do this to several other truckers and was also on the receiving end of a rough butt-slamming from some guy who was driving a Mountain Dew truck - after the butt-slamming, that driver belched in Screech’s face and then threw a handful of loose change from his pockets at Screech! I also saw someone whip Screech in the nuts with a car antenna in exchange for a half dollar. I think Screech has his highest payday since he left Saved By The Bell!!!
Tom Jizz

28/09/2020 09:47:41
I met Screech at a rest stop in Jacksonville Florida a few weeks ago. He asked was loitering in the men’s room and practically begged everyone to fart in his face and rub their bare asses all over him. I’m not gay, but I thought it would be pretty cool to rub my bare ass against Screech’s face while forcing out wet farts! I unleashed a particularly wet one which smelled like rotting eggs and Screech went crazy! He started licking my anus like a hungry little rim goblin! I could feel the facial stubble from his beard in the crack of my ass as he licked my sphincter like an anteater sticking its tongue down an ant hill. As a straight man, I have to admit Screech sure can give a nice anal tongue bath!
Turdburglar

28/09/2020 07:08:22
Mitch it was horrible. Mr. Belding kept yelling “eat that coronafart you hook nosed faggot” as he pressed his ass to Screech’s nose and ripped fart after fart. It really terrorized my family. The look of pleasure on Screech’s face was just astounding. Even with the tent wall blown apart those two behaved as if no one was watching. I can’t believe anyone would purchase inferior Zubaz products in 2020. I didn’t even know that company was still around.
Bruce

28/09/2020 05:28:59
Bruce, that’s a crazy story but it doesn’t surprise me! Screech is notorious for his love of rank farts - he probably posted on Craig’s List to ask for people to rip ass on his face and buttslam him. And those inferior Zubaz products cannot withstand Mr. Belding’s powerful farts! I saw a “lost” episode on Peacock yesterday where Mr. Belding was eating at Taco Bell while dressed in a Zubaz brand suit which was a knockoff of a $2000 Armani suit. When Mr. Belding stood up to throw out his garbage, he ripped a wet fart which was so powerful that it ripped a hole in the seat of his suit pants!
Mitch Cumstein

28/09/2020 04:20:02
I took my family camping about a month ago to escape our COVID lockdown. When we got the campground we got a spot next to a fruity little tent that looked like those pants weightlifters wore in the 90’s. I later found out the tent was a product of the Zubaz company. It looked ridiculously flimsy and not made of normal tent material. It looked like it was made of the same super thin cotton the pants were made of. As we are setting up our campsite I see this weirdo crawl out of the tent. I then realized it was Screech from Saved by the Bell. He looked like crap. He’s fat and has a disgusting beard thing going on. I saw his car was a 1978 Gremlin. The entire scene was just odd. I guess word got around the camp Screech was there. It seems everyone hates him. As soon as night fell I watched as people would sneak up on Screech’s tent and unzip the door and rip ass into the tent. It was pretty warm and humid out so I can’t imagine what it must have made the inside of the tent smell like ass. After each fart I would hear “Zoinks” and then some demented moaning sounds. It got worse as the night went on as dudes started ****ing and ****ting into Screech’s tent. One guy seemed to crawl into the tent and i heard a massive belch, then the guy left. My family and I tried having a wiener roast and made some s’mores but the scene next door kept getting worse and worse. An 18 wheeler pulled up in front of Screech’s tent and some obese trucker went into the tent. I heard some huge farts, then the sounds of butt-slamming. A bit later an old Volvo showed up and the guy who played Zack’s Dad got out and went into the tent. He was on a large cell phone selling computers and copiers to some school district in Australia? He then went into the tent and I again heard farts and buttslamming. The last straw was Mr. Belding showing up. It was nearly midnight. He went in a ripped a fart so powerful it blew the wall of the tent apart. That shoddy fabric couldn’t handle Mr. Belding enormous fart. When the wall blew down my family could see that poofy headed faggot getting ass slammed by Mr. Belding and yelling Zoinks over and over. Needless to say I packed up my family and we got the hell out of there. It was pretty sad in these times not even camping is safe from deranged homosexuals like Screech!
Bruce

28/09/2020 00:12:10
It’s nice that the Peacock Network is finally releasing many of the episodes that were too rowdy for Sat morning TV and were originally aired on the Spice Network!
Vic Tayback

27/09/2020 22:53:18
I was watching some old episodes of Saved By The Bell on the Peacock Network last night, some of which I don’t remember ever seeing before. In one of them, Screech fell asleep and had a dream sequence where he was going door-to-door selling magazine subscriptions. He knocked on a door in one particular apartment complex and walked into the Three’s Company set! Screech walked in on Jack Tripper teabagging Janet while his best friend, Larry, was having anal sex with Mrs. Roper while Mr. Furley sat on the couch while watching and jerking off! When Screech knocked on the door, he interrupted this sex orgy and everyone got really mad! Screech was then pummeled and ended up being ass-raped by Mr. Roper!!!
Mean Gene

27/09/2020 04:47:06
Screech really is a butt goblin. He couldn’t even make it as an unpaid bathroom attendant in a pizza joint. It seems Screech doesn’t even want to truly do the attendant portion of that job. He just wants to lurk in the bathroom listening to dudes fart, spray diarrhea and take dumps. He also wants to leer at dudes taking a **** while offering to “hold their cock” which isn’t a normal part of the attendant job. He doesn’t seem to make sure the bathroom is tidy and in fact makes it filthier with all his sexual carousing. That man is a sexual deviant who sullies the bathroom attendant job for non sexual deviants. It seems he also seeks out jobs in bathrooms that will likely have patrons who will have horrid farts and diarrhea. Places like truck stops and pizza parlors. I think the FBI should put him on the most wanted list and arrest that scoundrel!
Tommy Terrific

26/09/2020 08:18:45
I own a Chicago-style pizza restaurant in Tampa, Florida. My restaurant cooks the best deep dish pizza east of the Mississippi River. We have an average of 4.9 stars on Yelp reviews and are famous for our spicy pepperoni pizzas. Screech came in last week to apply for a position as a bathroom attendant. I had to turn him down as the bathroom is kind of nasty - there are probably 50-60 people a day who go dookie and spray diarrhea in there. Also, the ceiling fan is busted so the air does not really vent in there, causing it to smell incredibly foul. What we really need is a janitor to mop up urine and dookie particles off the floor, toilet seats, and walls. Screech was very persistent and eventually I agreed to hire him to work solely for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant. However, I had to fire him after three days on the job because I heard the sound of butt-slamming for three hours yesterday and when Screech left at the end of the day, he was covered in semen, feces, and urine. Screech is one mentally-deranged homosexual!!!
John Pepperoni

26/09/2020 02:39:45
I woak UP ARod tiday by Goin Boom BOoM in hIZ mOtHe. HE waZ Mad! He chocKed on MY doo doo. I KIcked him IN tHe Ballz. ThEn I ****ES hIZ AZZ Good! That HoW U tReaT You BiatcH! I Hate ScrETh!
Corky

25/09/2020 05:53:15
That’s so hot that Joe Stalin wants to butt slam Screech. I always assumed the Bolsheviks were a bunch of homo’s. Their Banyas were the precursors to the modern day bathhouses!
Ralph

25/09/2020 03:10:28
Screech is weakling. Belding is man like me. Screech reminds me of Trosky. Another hooknosed Jew who enjoyed smelling the farts of other men, and had a poofy Fro. I would like to meet up with Screech in the Bana. I would whip him with birch branches directly on his tiny cock. I would then make him eat my ass while I ripped massive farts into his mouth. After giving him some hot anal sex I’d feed him to my dogs. I hate that guy.
Josef Stalin

24/09/2020 11:05:24
I met Screech and Mr. Belding at a nudist camp in the summer of 2019. Mr Belding really bosses Screech around, but they seem to get along well as Screech enjoys giving his undivided attention to Mr Belding. Mr. Belding has a massive penis which hangs down to his knee, whereas Screech is hung like a gnat - I think he has a micro penis or something like that. During a barbecue at the camp, Mr Belding took two hot dogs - he ate one immediately and then placed the other one on the crack of his ass! He told Screech to come eat a “chili dog” and then farted the hot dog into Screech’s mouth! He then said, “here’s some extra sauce” as he sprayed diarrhea into Screech’s face. Then he ripped a few more farts in Screech’s face as Screech eagerly inhaled them. Mr Belding proceeded to ass-rape Screech on a picnic table while everyone leered and jerked off at the sight!
Bathhouse Barry

23/09/2020 19:27:48
A couple years ago, I stopped at a rest stop in South Dakota near Mount Rushmore. As I walked in I saw the guy who played Walt, Jr. on Breaking Bad! I think he had Down’s Syndrome or something like that. Anyhow, Walt Jr. limped only in his crutches and he was followed immediately by Screech! Apparently they are (or were) gay lovers. Screech was obviously in love and he was skipping and prancing around like a gigantic faggot! As I was peeing at a urinal, I turned my head and saw Walt Jr. smack Screech in the head with one of his crutches and then shoved Screech’s head into the urinal next to me! It was nasty as someone had gone dookie in that urinal. Screech gasped for air and uttered “Zoinks!” Then Walt Jr. pulled down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started sodomizing Screech’s anus with a crutch! Screech moaned in ecstasy as he apparently really enjoyed this! Then Walt Jr removed the crutch from Screech and started having rough unprotected anal sex with Screech! He kept beating Screech in the head with a crutch while raping him!!! Walt Jr then climaxed and pulled out and those two gay lovebirds shared a tender embrace as Screech told Walt Jr. that he loved him. Walt Jr.’s response was to belch in Screech’s face! It was one weird thing experience!!
Flapjack

23/09/2020 08:55:35
I also enjoy the fart scene. I like to hang out at a local bathhouse. I wait for a fat guy or two to head into the sauna and I join them. Fat guys always produce the best farts. Inevitably one with rip a fart or two and the dry air, mixed with the smell of man ass gets me so turned on. Sometimes I immediately drop my towel and spray diarrhea on the hot stones really giving the sauna a manly stench. That inevitably turns the sauna into a sex hut. I’ve seen times when up to 25 dudes pack a sauna in an all out orgy of farts, diarrhea, and amazing man action!
Taco Tom

23/09/2020 06:14:02
Fart Goblin, your story hit me right in the heart. I too like huffing farts and ripping farts on people. One time I hid under Screech’s before for almost a week waiting for the exact right moment to sit on his face and rip ass, then give him hot buttsex. It’s why I couldn’t go on that rafting trip. While that Fro head was rafting I was stocking up on snacks and hiding under his bed. I ate teriyaki beef jerky and drank Pepsi for a week. Finally the time was right and I popped out and slugged that faggot in the gut. He was jerking off while looking at the Bayside yearbook and had it turned to AC Slaters pic. He yelled “Zoinks” when he saw me. After doubling him over with a good punch I ripped a fart I’d been holding in for days. It knocked him right onto the bed. The little fruit started moaning in delight from my rank fart. I then ripped off his Zubaz pajamas and Spider-Man underoos, then gave him a mighty ass pounding. While I was doing this Hound Dog came into the room and farted right in Screech’s face, then rammed his ass onto Screech’s hook nose. I jizzed on that clowns Jew Fro, then got out of there as I had a hot date with 4 stewerdasses. It was an erotic time. I recommend you find where that gargoyle is now living (I hear it’s a Florida truck stop in his Gremlin) and give him a good sneak attack.
Rod Belding

22/09/2020 08:50:37
I am am really into the fart scene. I was sexually confused as a child and thought I liked girls as it had been instilled in my mind at the time that boys were supposed to like girls. This all changed, in part, when I was 14 years old and watched Saved By The Bell for the first time and saw Screech. When he parades around in a swimsuit in that beauty contest episode, I immediately popped a tent as I was so intrigued by that Brillo-headed faggot! I remained sexually confused throughout high school until I stopped as a gas station on my way driving to college a couple years later and was peeing at a urinal when a random trucker walked in and sat down in a stall and started ripping ass while taking a loud and smelly dump. I immediately became sexually aroused! From that day on, I realized I was gay and was into the fart scene! I love meeting random men at public men’s rooms and farting in their faces. I would love to rip a loud and very wet fart in Screech’s face!! The idea of the noxious odors expelled from my anus floating into the nostrils on Screech’s gigantic hook nose and into his lungs and highly arousing!!!! I need to hook up with that poofy-haired faggot really soon!!!!!!!
Fart Goblin

21/09/2020 09:27:24
I stopped at highway rest stop near the Everglades on Saturday and ran into Screech! His Jewish afro was huge and very poofy-looking. I walked over to a urinal to take a leak and Screech asked if he could hold my cock while I peed. I said “no” because I’m not gay and I think gays are sick perverts. So I relaxed while peeing and expelled a smelly fart. Screech immediately rushed over and pulled down my pants! Then he started tonguing my anus - he really went to town and cleaned my asscrack with his tongue. He nibbled in the little dingleberries in my ass hair as if he was a rat gnawing on pieces of cheese! As a straight man, I have to admit it felt surprisingly pleasurable to have Screech’s face buried in my asscrack while I ripped wet farts on him!
Ralph

Dustin Diamond Blames His Problems in Life on The Jew-Fro He Wore on Saved By The Bell!

 Dustin Diamond is renowned for sporting a Jew-fro.  During Saved By The Bell: The New Class, he grew a Jew-fro of epic proportions and was known for having a Brillo-like 'fro, as shown in the following screen cap:

I recently discovered that Dustin Diamond has blamed his struggles as an adult on the Jew-fro he wore on Saved By The Bell!  Specifically, the following website about men's curly hairstyles recites the following:

Dustin Diamond ... once claimed that his crazy erratic behavior in adulthood was due to him having curly hair and having had to sport a Jewfro hairstyle throughout all seasons of “Saved By The Bell”.

Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 4

 I found more spank-tastic posts from another forum!

20/09/2020 08:54:40
Mr. Morris you’re a hero of mine. It’s so cool how you took an interest in butt slamming your sons friend on a regular basis, while also hanging out with Mr. Belding. You showed capitalism at its finest by making Screech service your penis and ass needs while selling computers so you could send Zack to college so he could nail tons of hot coeds. It shows true dedication that 25 years later you’re still giving Screech anal poundings regularly, and even in your 70’s are still providing computer services to your customers. Screech hasn’t worked an honest days living in his life. I’d say that’s why he gets buttslammed, while you do the buttslamming. Well done sir.
Timmy

20/09/2020 08:24:41
I closed a sale of 15 laptops, a high speed copier/fax machine, and 10 cloud IP phones to a Mazda dealership while I jizzing into Screech’s mouth in a Burger King bathroom down the street from Bayside High School last week. I may be 75 now, but I can still really give it to Screech. My son, Zack, and I used to spit-roast Screech while Zack’s black friend would watch and finger herself. She was pretty smelly down there
Derek Morris

19/09/2020 11:09:33
Ronald, that is a crazy story! It’s amazing that Zack’s dad was able to sell computers over the phone at the same time as he was farting and having got anal sex with Screech! Zack was lucky to have such a talented father!
Ass Plunderer

18/09/2020 15:11:36
I visited Troy, OH last year and ate at a Denny's. When my buddy and I sat down to eat, we were shocked that Screech was out waiter! He said that he had moved to Ohio because he had fallen behind on his mortgage payments on a house in Wisconsin. He also said that he had been supplementing his income by working as an unpaid bathroom attendant at a "leather bar" in Dayton. I'm not sure what a leather bar is, but I'm guessing it is some type of gay bar. Screech was not a good waiter as he forgot to tell the chef not to put butter on my pancakes and he brought out the wrong flavor of jelly for my buddy's toast. But I felt sorry for Screech, so when he brought out the bill, I slipped him a $2 tip along with my phone number and a nude photo of myself. That night I received an obscene phone call from someone who sounded like he was being butt-slammed - I have to assume it was Screech!
Bruce

18/09/2020 07:54:55
I hate that Screech guy. My son attended Bayside and had a promising future as an auto mechanic. When he dropped out of school to be a mechanic I sought the help of Mr. Belding and Screech. I felt Tommy needed a high school education. They talked me into kicking Tommy out of the house so Screech could swoop in and offer to let Tommy stay with him. He would charge him rent and show him how hard the real world was. I followed this goblins plan, and took a suitcase to Tommy at the Max. I kicked him out of the house, and with no where to go Tommy agreed to be Screech’s roommate. The plan did work and Tommy went back to school and moved back home. But he dropped out of football and being a mechanic and started going to dumpster parties with Mr. Belding and Screech. He caught many STD’s and the final straw was the night I walked into his bedroom and found he and Mr. Belding present their asses to Screech’s face and ripping farts while that hideous goblin moaned in delight. Those freaks, mostly Screech, turned my son into a raging queer! Unfortunately Tommy died of super AIDS about 10 years ago. I’ve longed for revenge ever since!
Mr. DeLuca

18/09/2020 06:11:40
Last week I went to the Drive In to see a double feature of “Ernest Goes to Camp” and “Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style”. The car next to mine was some ****ty old Gremlin and the windows in it were steamed up even before the first movie started. I kept hearing ridiculously loud farts, moaning, and someone every now and then yelling “Zoinks”. They also kept beeping the horn randomly really annoying everyone trying to watch the movies. After awhile I got fed up and knocked on the door of the car. When the window rolled down the stench of ass hit me like a Mack truck. I could then see that Dustin Diamond was in the car, and was getting hot and heavy with Zack’s Dad AND Mr. Belding. I could see Mr. B’s bare ass up against Screech’s face, and Zack’s Dad was on some huge cellphone selling computers to some school district. Needless to say I got out of there quickly and just seconds before I heard and enormous fart and a “Zoinks”. Why after all these years those guys were having a sex fest together I couldn’t understand.
Ronald

18/09/2020 01:41:20
I paid $5 to pound Screech’s butthole a few nights ago. We did it in a dumpster behind a Taco Bell near West Palm Beach. It wasn’t worth it. His butthole is so loose and diseased I resorted to seeking pleasure by ripping farts on his hooknose, and making him rub his hooknose on my butthole.
Bob

17/09/2020 21:15:17
What an awesome tale.. A true Hollywood rise and fall of one huge gargoyle. Imagine becoming a Gigilo and your prices were so low that “homeless” men were your clientele? What do they pay him with? Coupons? Old newspaper? Cans? Screech really should have entered gay porn years ago and made money off of his enormous queer fan base. Now that fan base has dwindled and Screech is an over 40 loser banging homeless men for cans.
Vic Tayback

17/09/2020 10:14:38
I live in West Palm Beach, FL. Last weekend I drove to a Burger King near where I live and was in the drive-thru lane when I heard a commotion in the alley nearby. I looked over and saw what appeared to be two homeless men having sex - an older heavyset bum was really giving it to the other bum, right in the ass! I was disgusted so I turned up my car radio to drown out the noise and waited for my turn at the pickup window. When I got there and paid for my meal, I informed the girl at the window about the two bums and she said that one of the bums was Screech from Saved By The Bell! She said that she heard that he lost a house he used to own in Wisconsin and was working the streets in southern Florida. She also says that Screech has as been turning tricks in the alley as a male prostitute for the past couple months! I joked that the guy really giving it to him was probably Mr Belding. She laughed but informed me that it wasn’t Mr B, but they Screech had a long stable of clients whom he regularly meets in the alley to service their homosexual needs! She then handed me my meal and I drove off as I heard Screech utter “Zoinks!” while they other bum really pounded away at Screech’s anus!
Rubber Duck

17/09/2020 07:43:36
My son is giant hook nosed faggot! I hate him so much.
Mrs. Power

17/09/2020 07:41:34
I want everyone here to know that Mr. Belding was my bitch! He may have dunked his wrinkled nuts in my mouth a few times, but I got to pick the tandem bike seat of my choice! I also farted in his face once when he was asleep. I did this because he said I snored and made me sleep in the hallway. You losers didn’t know I was the stud in that relationship. I also hooked up with nearly 3,000 extras. Yes, they were dudes, but it still counts! I’m now living my dream living the free life of a stud machine living at a truck stop in his trusty 1978 Gremlin. My fame reaches new heights daily! Today I got a call from NBC wanting to give me the role of Hannibal in an A Team reboot. I said I’d think about it if Mr. B was given a role as well. Screech is back in the saddle!
Screech Powers

17/09/2020 05:42:27
I want to have donkey sex with Screech. Here’s how it works. I ass ram him doggy style, and right before I cum I do a leapfrog, spraying jizz everywhere as I fly. When I land my ass is mere inches in front of Screech’s hooksnose. I will then rip a nice wet fart in his face giving him exquisite pleasure. Then I will finish him off by moving up a few steps and firing my back legs out, ensuring my feet kick him square in the face, just like a donkey! He will left crumbled on the ground covered in blood, jizz, and smelling like a fart. Try and tell me this isn’t highly erotic!
Jack LaLane

16/09/2020 10:17:32
I am a gay man and I grew up watching Saved By The Bell. Screech was my favorite character. I would watch the episodes and then pleasure myself while fantasizing about watching an orgy where Zack, Slater, Zack's dad, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and several homeless bums take turns using Screech's orifices. I would like to hook up with Screech in the near future. I will pay him $5 to let me tie him to my bed. We will both be naked and I will have bad flatulence after gorging on greasy Mexican food. I will sit with my ass an inch from Screech's massive hook nose and will rip fart after fart into his face, forcing him to smell them. Screech will crinkle his nose and gasp for fresh air. Then I will kick Screech in the junk and play hackysack with his per-pubescient beanbag. Then I will roll Screech over and we will play "prison" where he is my prison bitch. This will last for several minutes until my penis needs hae been satisfied with Screech's anal orifice. I will proceed to drink a Mountain Dew and then then **** all over Screech's curly fro. I will then tip Screech $1 and untie him. Screech is probably creaming his pants just thinking of this tremendous opportunity to make a few bucks and satisfy his own notorious humiliation kink fetish.
Q-Bert

16/09/2020 07:56:27
I just watched a really erotic episode of Saved by the Bell where the old lady who asked “Where’s the Beef” showed up in an episode, walked over the Screech, queefed in his face, then walked off the set to a bunch of canned cheering and laughter. Truly a classic SBTB moment.
Ted Bundy

15/09/2020 19:59:15
I agree with the Reaper! I came here to find queer Lord of the Rings tales. Ones where Frodo hangs out in a public bathroom and then has hot man love with a few dozen trolls. Instead I find tales of a washed up actor from the 1990’s who may have tried out for LOTR! And I know that Belding guy definitely didn’t even try out! I want to have gay sex with a Hobbit!
Barf

15/09/2020 09:51:16
There are some sick people in the world and they have ruined this guesbook. I visited for the first time in a couple years and wanted to see what tidbits people had left, but was shocked to see what has been written here. What is wrong with you people? Why would anyone want to read gay fan fiction about Screech from Saved By The Bell? Why would you think that anyone would be interesting in reading about Screech eating out Mr. Belding's anus or being his bitch? Why would you want to give someone the visual of a sweaty, overweight middle-aged man having rough anal sex with his poofy-haired dorky Jewish student? Why would the image of Screech being butt-slammed be of such interest .... UUGGGHHHH - I just blew my load all over my computer thinking about this.
The Reaper

15/09/2020 08:43:39
This board is disgrace and insult to Iran. In our country Screech Powers is beloved homosexual icon. We would treat him like a King and introduce his mouth and anus to our mighty tunic snakes! Our grand leader watches Saved by the Bell all day long and pleasures his manhood whenever Screech makes love to Mr. Belding. We are very interested in bringing this beloved TV icon to Iran!
Mullah of Iran

15/09/2020 07:20:11
Lady I own this board and don’t appreciate your homophobic comment. This is a safe place for queer LOTR fans to post erotic tales. Next to Brian Bonsall’s band “Thruster” Screech Powers is the queerest thing on earth and I love it! Most people don’t know that LOTR was originally about a gay guys cock ring!
Brutus

14/09/2020 23:54:55
Thusia, your comments are very homophobic and unappreciated. It is well known that Tolkien enjoyed the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes and despised Screech. Many of the elements of Lord of the Rings came from this. One time he even got together with Mr. Belding and Screech. They tag teamed Screech’s butthole. Then spitroast him. All while dressed as characters from LOTR! Now that is some erotic activities!
Burrito Supreme

14/09/2020 23:53:17
Thusia, your comments are very homophobic and unappreciated. It is well known that Tolkien enjoyed the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes and despised Screech. Many of the elements of Lord of the Rings came from this. One time he even got together with Mr. Belding and Screech. They tag teamed Screech’s butthole. Then spitroast him. All while dressed as characters from LOTR! Now that is some erotic activities!
Burrito Supreme

14/09/2020 21:29:16
I want to meet up with Screech at a hotel in Moscow. Screech and I will then tongue each other’s anuses and have cock sword fights until we are each doused in semen and feces.
Peter Strzok

14/09/2020 20:01:08
Really sad to see what's happen here, I hope those running Burping Troll are able to clean this up if they happen to check in on it.... I came across this site through other old lotr fan sites, looking for fics and art. Going through the fanfiction on here made me smile, I just rewatched the films with a friend who had never seen them. Always wish I was a bit older when the movies came out and could have been apart of cool communities like this! :P Wishing everyone else who might be here for actual lord of the rings content a good day, horrible that the guess board has been taken over like this. But alas, I'm glad the rest of the site is filled with fans having fun :) Thusia Saphira
Thusia Saphira		Canada

14/09/2020 10:40:55
I saw an episode from the third season of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding was walking through the Bayside cafeteria during lunchtime. Mr. Belding was chomping on pretzel rods and he has so many pretzels in his mouth that he cheeks were all puffed up. He snuck up behind Screech and then spit an entire mouth full of semi-chewed pretzels into Screech’s Jew fro! Screech exclaimed “Zoinks!” and then turned around where Mr. Belding unleashed an epic belch in Screech’s face! This episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience and Mr. Belding apparently ad-libbed this scene. When Mr. Belding belched in Screech’s face, the entire audience burst out in cheers and laughter! Screech started crying and Mr. Belding used Screech’s tears to live up his cock before yanking down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech as the audience loudly cheered him on!! This went on for a few more minutes before Mr. Belding pulled out and blew a huge load of semen into Screech’s mouth. Mr. Belding then turned around and ripped a wet fart into Screech’s face! Mr. Belding then said that it was his 10th wedding anniversary that night and that he was taking his wife out to a fancy restaurant that evening. That sure was a strange episode!
Diesel

14/09/2020 10:27:51
Brad, Screech and Belding always got into some crazy homosexual situations! I remember that New Class episode where there was a class trip to Paris but only about 10 kids went in the trip along with Screech and Belding. They paraded around on a tandem bike like a couple of fairies. Then they went to the top of the Eiffel Tower where Mr. Belding really gave it to Screech right in the ass while Screech kept uttering “Zoinks” in front of hundreds of tourists!
Diesel

14/09/2020 07:04:18
I was on the cruise during the New Class where for some reason Mr. Belding took about 8 students, as well as Screech, on a semester abroad. What happened the rest of the school, or even the remainder of the students in the same grade as the kids who went on the cruise, didn’t seem to matter. Now on the cruise Mr. B and Screech shared a room as lovers. One morning I was jogging on the boat and happened past their balcony. Mr. B had Screech bent over the railing and was really giving it to Screech in the ass! Screech was in ecstasy and kept yelling Zoinks. Why a school principal and his assistant would find this behavior acceptable on a class trip is beyond my comprehension. After blowing his load all over Screech Mr. B picked Screech up like Hercules and tossed him over the balcony, dropping him into the ocean! Mr. Belding then went back to bed. Someone else must have seen this as an alarm sounded and the boat stopped while they bailed that poofy headed faggot out of the ocean. The crazy thing was this happened a couple more times during the cruise! Those two lovebirds really were annoying.
Brad

12/09/2020 09:34:39
I saw that Screech guy at the truckstop last night. He was hanging out in the bathroom leering at dudes at the urinals. He was also whining about how he had been left out of the new reboot. Saying that without he and Mr. B there couldn’t be a real reboot. He also said that Zack was a loser, and Slater was a stupid spic whose farts always smelled like burritos. He rambled on and on about how he was on the show the most and all the reboot characters abandoned the show. Thankfully a bus load of midgets came in to use the bathroom. When Screech lamented that he wished he were a midget the little guys took offence. Next thing I knew Screech’s Zubaz pants were being ripped off and a dozen or so midgets were ass raping him. He endured numerous farts to the face, a guy took a dump on his head as well. I jerked off a bit while watching this scene, then headed back to my big rig. That Screech guy really is a downer.
Willy

11/09/2020 11:34:10
I am a tv producer. My company is filming a reality show involving Screech. It isn’t like those Housewives shows or the Khardasian shows were you learn about the daily lives of the main subject. Instead it will be a show filming random strangers ripping ass in Screech’s face! This actually happens every time Screech is out in public as everyone still hates him for being such a huge loser of Saved By The Bell!
Benjamin

10/09/2020 21:09:34
Joe, I have no idea why he auditioned, or even how he got the audition. He asked all kinds of weird questions truly believing he was going to get the part. He wanted to know about his dressing room, and if he’d have a trailer, and if “The Chief” could have unlimited access to the set. He wanted to know how secure his dressing room would be and to let us know that if we heard farts and moaning coming from his room it was normal as that’s how he got into “actor mode”. He asked if someone would get Taco Bell for him and any “guests” each day. I’d say he really wanted the part, but I’m not sure if it was so he could have a dressing room he obviously wished to use for some sort of deranged homosexual antics, or a combination of that and money. I believe finding him in the men’s room an hour after the audition wasn’t part of his plan, but one that he stumbled onto. From what I understand he was in there for hours after I saw him there and security eventually tossed him out after getting numerous complaints.
Chuck Lorre

10/09/2020 20:57:08
That Screech guy is jackass. Does he think he’s some kind of British critic, judging people’s food choices and farts with nonsense like “well played”? What kind of weirdo hangs around a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut judging people’s meals and huffing their farts? This guy sounds completely deranged. This Screech guy may be the worst thing to hit Florida since Ted Bundt!
Charles

10/09/2020 09:48:24
I am the manager at the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida. Screech comes into the restaurant periodically and he still wears those fruity pants like he did on Saved By The Bell and has huge Jew-fro. His fro reminds me of a clown’s hair and it looks greasy and is fairly gray. A few months ago, he walked into the restaurant and walked over to the line and was listening in as a big fat guy ordered both a pepperoni pizza and a value meal of greasy tacos and received a big cup to fill with Mountain Dew. Screech walked over to the fat guy and said “well played!” The fat dude gave Screech a dirty look and walked a few feet away. Screech just ordered an order of cinnamon twists and sat down leering at the fat guy eat. A few minutes later, the fat guy leaned to the side of his chair and cut a smelly fart. Screech immediately uttered “Zoinks!” and then jumped out of his chair and ran over to sniff the air near the fat guy’s ass! Screech said, “we’ll done, good man!” The fat guy was wearing shorts which did not fit properly and you could see his ass crack through a gap in the top of his shorts, just like as if he were a plumber. All of a sudden, Screech stuck his nose right into the fat guy’s sweaty ass crack! Screech’s massive hook nose fit right into that ass crack and he inhaled some deep breaths. Suddenly, the fat guy ripped a ridiculously loud wet into Screech’s nostrils! Screech fell back into the ground and started convulsing while jizzing his pants in ecstasy. Needless to say, I banned Screech from the restaurant, although I have caught him leering into the restaurant windows from outside - he was actually with his gay robot, Kevin, the last time!
Jose

10/09/2020 09:09:26
Chuck, I’ve never seen your show, but Screech sure sounds like a gigantic faggot. Do you suspect that he only showed up at the audition so that he could easily gain access to the men’s room where he could leer at random strangers peeing and the urinals?
Joe

10/09/2020 08:20:33
Hey everyone. I had an experience with Screech. While casting The Big Bang Theory he came in to try out for the Sheldon Cooper role. For some reason this idiot felt that Sheldon was gay. He arrived for his audition in tight leather pants and a Hawaiian shirt. I never understood this. He is obese so he looked repulsive in the leather pants. He also felt Sheldon, in a TV comedy for families, would have his microscopic dick hanging out of his pants. At first I didn’t notice as it’s so tiny. But one of my assistants finally did and pointed it out. This guy really felt he had the character down pat. To show us how an off the charts IQ Sheldon would speak we asked him to interact with another actor and ad lib a few lines. To every damn line he either said, or yelled, “Zoinks”. I have no idea how that guy got an audition but I think it may have been a prank. He brought some headshots from his one role on Saved by the Bell and tried to claim his role as nerdy Screech had set him up to be Sheldon. He even brought a highlight reel on a VHS tape that we immediately discovered contained scenes he had taped himself from TBS reruns. They included him yelling “Zoinks”, him riding a tandem bike with Mr. Belding, and him rubbing lotion all over Mr. Belding. There was also a scene where he was much younger and got “hit by lightning”. It was probably the worst audition ever. Later on that day I found him lurking in the bathroom by the urinals watching people ****. What a freak!
Chuck Lorre

09/09/2020 17:07:11
That Screech guy showed up at my Zoo looking for a job as a bathroom attendant. I told him no one wanted some poofy headed faggot leering at their cock while they took a ****. He got all mad at this and tried to produce some references that claimed he’d been trained as a bathroom attendant at “Bayside High”. The damn document looked like it had semen and diarrhea on it! He annoyed so many people my guys wanted to feed him to a tiger but I didn’t want any trouble. So we just farted on him a few times, and I ran him over with a 4 wheeler. He kept yelling Zoinks whenever anything happened to him. He also tried to get me to let him do some stupid comedy act like my zoo is a nightclub or something. That guy only wanted jobs where he could stand around leering at dudes ****, or standing there telling unfunny jokes. He’s the laziest sack of dung I’d ever seen. To get rid of him I whipped him with a bull whip and shoed him up the ass with my boots. But he kept coming back. When I caught him tounging the anus of one of my husbands I had enough and locked him in a cage and had a buddy dump him in Florida. He seems to be up to the same old stuff in Florida. That guy is one demented faggot.
Joe Exotic

09/09/2020 11:14:03
I met Screech at a highway rest stop last summer. Screech was loitering in there and every time someone would fart or expel feces into a toilet, Screech would utter “Zoinks!” At one point, a short bus filled with kids with Downs Syndrome stopped at the rest stop on their way to a field trip at the zoo. Those lovable ‘tards did not take kindly to Screech interrupting their farts and they threw him a beating before ass-raping Screech while a group of truckers cheered them on. Screech was easily overpowered by those uncoordinated ‘tards. What a giant faggot!
Larry Bolton

09/09/2020 10:50:15
Angry Dad, what is with that demented freak? You should have thrown Screech a beating, although that weirdo would probably get off on getting his ass kicked! I ran into Screech at Disney World in January. I took my wife and kids to Epcot one day and as we were waiting in line to get though the turnstile, I saw a guy sweeping up garbage on the ground and I thought he looked familiar. After taking I second look, I realized it was Screech. So I yelled out “Hi, Screech,” and he walked over. I told him that I grew up watching Saved By The Bell and asked if he was filming a hidden camera show while pretending to be street sweeper. Screech relied that it was his real job because his acting fortune had been stolen by his parents, ex-girlfriends, Mario Lopez, and various shady mortgage brokers and banks. I said that was too bad and asked if he would take a photo with my wife, kids, and me. He said ok and I gave my iPhone to the guy behind us in line to take the photo. Right as I smiled for the photo, Screech dropped to his knees and tried burying his nose in the ass crease on my shorts! I ripped a fart to try to get him off me as I was disgusted and I hoped it would scare him away. Instead, Screech loved the fart and started jizzing his pants in ecstasy! I then kicked that faggot in the ribs and told him to go to hell. Anyhow, my wife and kids and I then walked through the turnstile. A few hours later, we went to the Mexico Epcot attraction and rode that crappy ride that they have there. Afterwards, I walked to the men’s room to take a leak. Once in there I saw Screech again! He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant, so apparently he has two different jobs there. Screech then pulled down my shorts and started tonguing my anus! My ass was so sweaty from walking around in the heat al day, so it must have smelled really ripe down there. I’m not gay or anything like that, but he really went to town on my sweaty butthole like a champion! He’s a greedy little rim goblin and a damn weirdo, but I have to say that he really knows how to tongue an anus!
Ass Plunderer

09/09/2020 08:09:38
Hey all cool dudes. It’s me. Presidential candidate Joe Biden. I know all the cool kids want to be “ridin with Biden” like that cool cat Screech. Don’t be a square and vote for Trump. Vote for me Pat Buchanan. Whoops. I mean Cool Joe Biden. Right now I’m beating my flaccid dong to the episode of Saved Bell Boy where Screech makes spaghetti sauce. What a kooky guy. That young Hispanic man just raped him for breaking all the bottles of sauce. I wish my wiener would get hard. That was hot.
Joe Biden

08/09/2020 07:59:46
Angry Dad, what is with that demented freak? You should have thrown Screech a beating, although that weirdo would probably get off on getting his ass kicked! I ran into Screech at Disney World in January. I took my wife and kids to Epcot one day and as we were waiting in line to get though the turnstile, I saw a guy sweeping up garbage on the ground and I thought he looked familiar. After taking I second look, I realized it was Screech. So I yelled out “Hi, Screech,” and he walked over. I told him that I grew up watching Saved By The Bell and asked if he was filming a hidden camera show while pretending to be street sweeper. Screech relied that it was his real job because his acting fortune had been stolen by his parents, ex-girlfriends, Mario Lopez, and various shady mortgage brokers and banks. I said that was too bad and asked if he would take a photo with my wife, kids, and me. He said ok and I gave my iPhone to the guy behind us in line to take the photo. Right as I smiled for the photo, Screech dropped to his knees and tried burying his nose in the ass crease on my shorts! I ripped a fart to try to get him off me as I was disgusted and I hoped it would scare him away. Instead, Screech loved the fart and started jizzing his pants in ecstasy! I then kicked that faggot in the ribs and told him to go to hell. Anyhow, my wife and kids and I then walked through the turnstile. A few hours later, we went to the Mexico Epcot attraction and rode that crappy ride that they have there. Afterwards, I walked to the men’s room to take a leak. Once in there I saw Screech again! He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant, so apparently he has two different jobs there. Screech then pulled down my shorts and started tonguing my anus! My ass was so sweaty from walking around in the heat al day, so it must have smelled really ripe down there. I’m not gay or anything like that, but he really went to town on my sweaty butthole like a champion! He’s a greedy little rim goblin and a damn weirdo, but I have to say that he really knows how to tongue an anus!
Ass Plunderer

08/09/2020 00:21:48
I attended the early show at the Kissimmee Medieval Times today and ran into that goblin Screech in the bathroom. I was there with my family and we were having a great time. That is until I hit up the bathroom. Screech was in there as a bathroom attendant. He was leering at dudes at the urinals and as a cover when one finished ****ing he would offer to flush the urinal. He was wearing white butler gloves. It was so weird. After taking a **** I washed my hands and decided to try one of his little bottles of cologne. He came prancing over to assist me and picked out what he called his “favorite scent”. He spritzed me with it and I immediately smelled the scent of ****. When I asked him what kind of cologne it was he told me it was his own scent called “ass juice”. He told me it was his favorite scent and that dudes would be crawling all over me. As a hetero dude with a wife and kids I don’t want to smell like **** or have “dudes all over me”. I wanted to punch that weirdo so bad, but I didn’t. I wiped as much of the “ass juice” off me then went back to my seat. My wife made a face and told me I stank like ass, and I had to tell her of my strange experience with Screech. That guy is one huge faggot.
Angry Dad

07/09/2020 11:14:51
Heroo, I met Screech-san in my karate dojo in 1991. He wanted to learn karate to defend himself against rape by high school classmates. I gave up on Screech-san after two sessions as he is a faggot. In Okinawa when I was child, we would whip homosexuals as punishment and would make them suck off ox tired after a long day in the rice paddies. I pretend to be is and trick Screech-san into believing that sucking my elderly cock and licking my wrinkled ball bag is part of karate training. What a stupid faggot Jew!!!
Mr. Miyagi

07/09/2020 03:13:18
Pushy pushy move your Tushy everyone! Most people know me as the morbidly obese Drivers Ed teacher. What many don’t know is I was a Navy Seal in Vietnam. I used those tactics to my advantage to lurk and spy on Screech getting attacked numerous times daily. I was a voyeur who enjoyed jerking off while watching Screech get abused. Unfortunately my large girth would cause me to fall from my various hiding places and many times caused severe injuries. The never say die Navy Seal in me would always allow me to complete my mission of blowing my load before passing out from blood loss etc. the few times I did invoke myself directly I would make that goblin eat my enormous ass and suffocate him between my asscheeks. There have been rumors of my demise, but I can tell you I am very much alive and still trail that hook nosed goblin all over the country, watching random people attack and violate his anus, and masturbate vigorously while watching like a chameleon!
Mr. Tuttle

06/09/2020 20:05:46
Hey! I come here to jerk off while selling computers, NOT see some stupid story about a bitcoin scam! Maybe you need to buy one of my 1995 Packard Bell 486 computers. Then you won’t get scammed loser! I used to occasional fart on and anally pummel that loser Screech. I couldn’t even be bothered to stop selling computers. I would ass pound that idiot, and make some cash by selling a few dozen computers to the local library. Now that’s multitasking! I also enjoyed giving Mrs. Powers a ride now and then. She was a crack smoking fiend who loved the anal action and hated her hook nosed loser of a son. Many times Belding and I would double team her and catch that beak nosed goblin trying to catch a peek through a cracked door. When I would notice many time I’d press my ass to the crack and treat his nose to some heinous gas. What good times!
Zack’s Dad

06/09/2020 15:43:14
Telegran User : @Parwar then changed to @panel102 He has 2 telegram channels, he is the admin of Channels @ t.me/PARWARCVV and @ t.me/Swooshify He Cheated me and Stole my 170$ BTC. I asked him lots of times to refund, but now he deleted the msgs on telegram and blocked me. I sent money to him to buy a Phone for me. Video Screen Record attached as evidence
Srv11.net-Gub		Scam

06/09/2020 10:35:23
My son, Screech, is a huge loser. He would always ask out a black girl, Lisa Turtle, who was a total slut who would constantly reject him and would then hook up with everyone else at his school. One time he asked her out and was rejected for like the 50th time. When he got him, he walked in on Lisa and I bumping tacos - we were intensely dyking out and that little rim goblin interrupted us! He then started crying like a huge faggot!!
Mrs. Powers

06/09/2020 07:41:16
I was Mr. Powers on the show Saved by the Bell. However I was so disgusted with my faggot son Screech I refused to be seen. Instead I changed my name and traveled the world as a stewardess. I got AIDS and helped transmit it all over the United States. Compared to my son Screech I’m a hero.
Gaëtan Dugas

06/09/2020 06:47:57
I banged Mrs. Powers while Mr. Belding presses Screech’s face up against my ass. When I was about to cum, I pulled out and jizzed into Screech’s mouth while Mrs. Powers fingered herself. Mr. Tuttle his behind a potted plant while jerking off during this incident.
Zack Morris

05/09/2020 09:36:06
I was in my early 30s when Saved By The Bell aired. I thought Screech was really hot and I was so jealous of Mr. Belding on that show. I would fantasize about peeing and going dookie in Screech’s Jewish afro. I wondered how many of my bodily fluids Screech’s fro could absorb. I also dreamed of holding Screech’s face against my naked ass and then spraying diarrhea into his mouth for sexual purposes. I would strangle him with my thong underwear and would run the skidmarks all over his head and would then kick him in the junk and up the ass in front of everyone at the Max. Zacks dad would be standing in the corner of the Max on his huge cellular phone selling computers to the nearby businesses while sporting a massive erection watching me humiliate Screech. Then I would give Screech anal followed by Corky from Life Goes On who would pump a huge load of his diseased semen into Screech’s anus, infecting Screech with a bad strain of Down’s Syndrome and other dangerous STDs
Gay Dude