"Screech Gets Gets Promoted to the Janitor's Closet" Episode Recap

Hey Screech, remember that episode from the seventh season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where you walked into Mr. Belding's office and saw him eating an entire can of chocolate cake frosting?  Remember how you uttered "Zoinks!" and reminded Mr. Belding that he already weighed 400 lbs and that he needed to watch when he ate?  Remember how Mr. B got really red in the face and you feared an imminent beating?  Remember how Mr. B instead thanked you for your suggestion and then said that you had been doing such a great job that he wanted to give you your own office as a reward for your valued services as his unpaid assistant?  Remember how happy this made you as you thought that you had finally earned the respect of your hero?  Remember when he led you down a hallway to a small door which had a sign on it which read "Screech's office"?  Remember how Mr. B said that your office was the old janitor's closet but that he would get you a bigger office once the budget for the next fiscal year was approved?   Remember Mr. B opened the door and you saw a chair and a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, but you didn't care because you finally had your own office and would now finally get the respect you craved?  Remember how there was a small 3 inch by 3 inch sliding window located in the door about three feet above the ground?  Remember when you asked why that was there and Mr. B replied that it was your mail slot and not to worry about it?  Remember when Mr. B suggested you walk into your new office and then you happily did?  Remember how Mr. B then shut the door behind you and locked you in?  Remember when you said, "ha ha, real funny, Chief?"  Remember when you heard the sliding window in the door open and then you saw that Mr. B unzipped his pants and dropped them to the ground and then pressed his bare ass against the hole in the door before ripping a 10-second long wet fart?  Remember how bad it smelled?  Remember how there were no windows or vents in your new office and Mr. B slid the window closed after ripping his repugnant fart?  Remember when how you begged Mr. B to let you out and you could hear him laughing and hi-fiving some Bayside students who saw what he had done?  Remember how the sliding window then opened again and you assumed that Mr. Belding was giving you some fresh air to breathe?  Remember how concerned you became when Mr. Belding inserted his massive penis into the hole and then pissed all over you?  Remember how for the next four days Mr. B and numerous Bayside students repeatedly farted, pissed, and shit on you as you remained locked in your new office?  You sure learned not to criticize Mr. Belding's eating habits that time!!!

Former WWF Wrestler Marty Jannetty's Fart Pranks

"The Rockers" was a popular WWF tag team from the late 1980s. One of the members was Marty Jannetty. Jannetty was apparently notorious for pranking other wrestlers and random people often by ripping heinous farts.

Here is a nice video clip of an interview with Al Snow, a wrestler who used to wrestle on a tag team with Jannetty.  At 2:17 in this interview, Snow said:

"[He] ate Icopro amino tablets which that been left in his garage for  years and had like [a] kind of brown edge on them and gave him horrific gas and the only reason he ate them is because they gave him horrific gas so that he would fart on the plane and bother people.  I remember when we were in San Antonio in Texas and they had this little closet of a room where they were having the agent meeting.  And he's like, 'watch this' ... 'um, ok' and he gets this big smile on his face and then walks in the agent room and then nothing...nothing and then all of a sudden the door opens and then he walks out laughing and shuts the door.  He says, 'stand right here.'  I don't move ... about 30 seconds later ... 'JESUS CHRIST!!!' and they all came piling out of there because he had went in and busted ass and didn't tell anybody and then shut the door again and left them sealed in that little small coffin of a room with him shitting his pants.  Who does that?  All the time!  24 hours a day, 7 days a week!"

Jannetty would have been a great addition to Saved By The Bell: The New Class. It would have been fantastic if he had played a substitute teacher who pranked Screech by ripping nasty farts in his face!

Negative Forum Comments About Dustin Diamond

I recently discovered these negative comments about Dustin Diamond from another forum. Some of these are quite funny and illustrate that he's always been an annoying dork notwithstanding his status as an icon among mentally-deranged homosexuals who love him!

"I love SBTB - I watch it everyday. I'll be curious to see what Screech says about the behind-the-scenes stories about the cast members. That said, Dustin Diamond has shown his true colors these last few years. He's just a desperate, money-starved, washed-up actor that is looking for attention. I'll be taking his memoir with a grain of salt and not believe everything in print."

"He used know him from back in my band days. He was the singer of a shitty band called Much! First time I met him he was hitting a 4 foot bong. He liked his shrooms back then too. This was back in 1992. He was a dorky ass with a huge head even back then.  
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He was such a moron that after hanging out with him 15 minutes, groupies even wouldnt want to hang around him. If he is claiming he banged some fellow cast members, he is full of shit. He was a joke."

"I so agree! He's on my list of celebs who should just die and go away along with Andy Dick. Back in 1999 when I worked at Disneyland a Guest Servicies person who was assigned to Dustin for the day while at the park said he was a total ahole and full of himself. "

"Dustin is such a creepy, scum sucking bottom feeder !! I wouldn't read this book if you gave it to me gratis !! He has shown what a flaming asshole he is to the entire world !"

"Ugh, he's just like herpes. Can't someone run him over and be done with it?? Perhaps he and Corey Feldman can take a Thelma and Louise-like ride to the closest cliff."

"that dude is a creepy crying sack of doo doo.. dustin the douche diamond needs to grow up.. celebrity fit clubbed annoyed the crap out of me for bringing him back after all the crap.."

"Ugh. Dustin Diamond is an ugly disgusting ass."

"Diamond probably eats feces too..."

"He is extremely annoying. And that is a compliment. He had an ensemble part on a very popular Saturday morning TV show 15 or so years ago. So what. He needs to go away, the faster the better."

"He is such a douchebag, which is a shame cuz I used to like Screech and Saved By The Bell...I still like that show, but he's such a disgusting freak now...and so washed up."

"Another act of desperation from another has been that nobody could give two shits about. Let's see....sex tape, Celebrity Fit Club, fighting the dude who played Horshack on Welcome Back Kotter. Seriously, this guy just needs to disappear. " 

"What are your thoughts on this loser?"

"I'm surprised he isn't dead yet..."

"I've never liked him. Even as Screech on Saved By The Bell. Screech always screwed things up. I don't like people like that."

"I have seen him on Celebrity Fit Club and he was an ass on there, and the sad part is I don't think he was acting."

"He was always annoying on the show. Then later I saw him on a "Where Are They Now" type program and he was doing stand up comedy (not very well I might add) and was selling t-shirts to try to save his house and wanted people to donate money. Yeah right - the economy is in the toliet but let me help someone who squandered his money. He's a douchebag."

"I believe in another interview I saw they used an old cast picture for this People cover and he was quite pissed off because he was Photoshopped out" 

"He grosses me out." 

"I watched him on Celebrity Fit Club and couldn't believe how rude he was to his castmates and the judges. I so wanted the drill sargeant to kick his snotty ass. If anyone deserves to have their ass handed to him it is Dustin Diamond"

"I loved the show but Screech -didn't care too much for him. Now all grown up, it's even worse, lol"

"He needs to take the short bus to Duchetonia with Jon Gosselin. he thinks he's so cool and funny with the whole Dirty Sanchez thing when he makes himslef look even more like a moron. God he sucks!"

"I had seen somewhere that he was doing some sex related show somewhere and claimed he had "4 feet of Screech in my pants." His words, not mine. Prolly more like 4 centimeters. Sorry, it must be Thursday, excuse me while I get my sarcasm warmed up."

"There was an episode of Law and Order or one of the spin offs where they knocked off a washed up has been annoying as hell child star an awful lot like Dustin Diamond. That made me very much happy "

"Looks better without him on there...can't stand Dustin the Prick Diamond!"

"He's a complete freakazoid LOSER!"

"He is a total freakin' loser.What an asshole." 

"He's a shitload of other things too."

"heres another pic from the People story

 And again, that picture looks great WITHOUT the douchebag."

Diamond Pulled a Knife on Spankee Rogers, His Saved By The Bell: The New Class Co-Star in the mid-1990s

Dustin Diamond infamously went to prison in 2016 for stabbing a man at a Port Washington, WI bar.  However, this was apparently not the first incident where Diamond used a knife against someone else in an aggressive manner.  A defunct website called "The Wave" published the following article back around 2004 in which Diamond admitted he pulled a butterfly knife on Spankee Rogers, his Saved By The Bell: The New Class co-star, back in the mid-1990s:

Saved by the Bass

Dustin Diamond screeches into the mic.

By Scott DeVaney

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Note: the following interview was not conducted under standard conditions because the interviewer, me, has a personal history with the interview subject, Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech. To make a very long story short, in the early ‘90s I worked as a production assistant on Saved by the Bell: The New Class. You remember the series – it was the one where the classic geek character, Screech, comes back to his old high school to work as the principal’s assistant. Hijinks and deep moral lessons ensue, naturally. (Another note: I could literally fill an entire tell-all novel with my experiences on Saved by the Bell. Rest assured that it was the single most insane environment I have ever witnessed – a fantastic Tinseltown tale replete with child actor egos, drugs, money, sex and a producer who believes Jesus talks to him. Totally serious. ) 

However, since I only worked on the show for about nine months and was the showbiz equivalent of a water boy, Diamond had no recollection of me. I chose not to reveal our shared history until the end of the interview, because I wanted to get his candid response to a situation that occurred on the set of Saved by the Bell involving a fight Diamond had with fellow cast member, Spankee Rogers. To the best of my memory, Diamond pulled out a butterfly knife during the verbal skirmish with Spankee, but never attempted to strike his co-star with it. Now, take a moment to try to picture Screech threatening someone with a brass butterfly knife… Yes, it was as surreal and awesome as you can imagine. As you will soon learn, Mr. Diamond has a very different recollection of the altercation. Additionally, we’re forced by the laws of Hollywood to talk about his “music” career. In case I forgot to mention it earlier, Diamond now plays bass in the band Salty the Pocketknife (how ironic). They try to sound like Mr. Bungle meets Frank Zappa.

The Wave: If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?
Dustin Diamond: Hard to say. If I ever went, I’d want to go peacefully in my sleep. I don’t know. I wouldn’t want to plan my own death.

TW: Have you received any advice from Dennis Quaid or Bruce Willis on how to manage an acting and music career?
DD: No, no. In fact, I think what’s funny is that because this music isn’t Top 40 music, we really stand out from anyone that’s ever juggled both. And I’ve been in music longer than I’ve been in acting.

TW: How would you describe your band’s sound?
DD: Odd time, eclectic, it’s musician’s music. It’s stuff that people who know music can really appreciate. It’s not your cookie cutter, standard, predictable stuff.

TW: What are Salty the Pocketknife groupies like?
DD: Hard to say. On the outside, some of them look like people you’d see every day on the street. Some of them are really wacky and crazy looking, really individualistic and yet, when you talk to the people, usually they’re just laid back, normal, cool people.

TW: Do you have any awesome rockstar drug problems?
DD: No, no yet. But I’m young. Give me time. But seriously, that’s one of the things that’s funny – all these child stars grow up and they’re knockin’ over banks and they’re getting prostitutes and stuff – I’m, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

TW: Did you make enough cash on Saved by the Bell to be set for life?
DD: I don’t think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess. But instead of hording it, come up with something really creative to do with it, you know? Make a mark.

TW: The scope of your fame is quite astonishing. I was in Peru this past summer in a remote town and even a group of 12-year-old Peruvian girls knew who Screech was. Are you amazed, or even aware of, the global notoriety you have?
DD: Yeah, I’ve gotten letters from all over the world – Burma, Bangladesh, the Serengeti – it’s amazing the show had such an impact like that. It’s a testimony to the phenom that it was.

TW: What’s your favorite weapon?
DD: Favorite weapon? The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet even though it was a gruesome and horrific weapon, unlike guns, you didn’t have drive-bys and you couldn’t just pick one up and point it at someone, you actually had to have skill to take someone’s life. I think there were a lot fewer random deaths with swords. I could be wrong. I have no idea. But it just seems that way.

TW: Does Mario Lopez wear an excessive amount of tank tops in real life?
DD: No, but… I don’t know who’s worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

TW: Wow, that’s a loaded statement. Anyway, you know, our paths have briefly crossed. I was a P.A. on Saved by the Bell: The New Class for a few episodes.
DD: Really?

TW: Really. I remember this one day when you got into a fight with Spankee Rogers. Do you remember that?
DD: Yeah.

TW: And you pulled out a butterfly knife and Spankee started saying, “Come on, bitch. Go ahead and cut me!”
DD: No, I didn’t pull a knife on him. I used to carry one of those Leatherman tools with the pliers and screwdrivers. Because I’m a bass player, it’s like my tech weapon, my need all/be all tool, and the thing was, he was just being annoying and hood-like. He was struttin’ around talking about —

TW: You guys almost got into it. You were saying, “Dude, I could have you fired!”
DD: The guy is so unappreciative. He comes riding in on a show that I was a part of and that I helped build, talking about how life sucks and everything else and I’m like, “Dude, you’re making thousands a week. Life sucks? What are you talking about?” So, what happened was, I told him off and he came around the corner and I had taken my knife out and was cutting up a piece of rope that I had spied and needed to use for some odd… I don’t know, I was always doing something, you know, to keep myself occupied. I was cutting a piece of rope and he comes around the corner when I turned around and he goes, “Oh, got a knife, huh? I suppose you think you’re tough.” He just started going off for the wrong reasons. I didn’t pull a knife on him. I mean, come on. The guy is four-foot-seven… Let’s put it this way, it’s the same as people out there who send you fan mail and get together with you – especially, there are a lot of girls that will do this, who try to hook up with you – then try to have your kid because they figure they’re going to get all this money from you, or there’s people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they’re going to be successes. I’ve had two or three stalkers in my life.

TW: Any good stories?
DD: There’s this one girl who follows me around to clubs in my stand-up career. I remember coming out of a club one day and this girl came up and told me she wanted to hang out and everything. She was real glassy-eyed, almost like she was on something, but she wasn’t. She was bluntly hitting on me. She later showed up to my hotel and started pounding on my door saying, “I know you’re in there, I know what you’re doing.” She slipped her number under the door. In the morning, I found a note saying, “You didn’t call me. You can’t treat people like this.” And I’m like, dude, I don’t even know this girl. A couple of weeks later she showed up at a show and I didn’t know if she had a gun or something. I come out of the club and she’s standing in the rain, just soaking wet like something out of a movie. She crosses the street breathing really heavy, gritting her teeth, just staring at me. She’s shown up to other gigs. Sometimes she’ll be nice, other times she’ll be crazy. I haven’t seen her in a while. It’s been a couple of years, but that doesn’t mean she’s gone. I’m hoping she’s found someone else to latch on to.

TW: Maybe she’s moved on to Urkel.
DD: I can only hope.

Video About Max Goldberg's YTMND Website

The gay community owes Max Goldberg a debt of gratitude for creating Dustindiamond.com so that Diamond's queer fans had a place to read hot queer fantasies about Dustin Diamond.  Goldberg later went on the create YTMND.com, which was a very popular website around 2004-2005 or so.

Here is a video I discovered regarding the rise and fall of YTMND.com.  My very first Dustindiamond.com posts is mentioned at 4:39!

"Screech Takes Center Stage" "Remember When" Gay Fantasy

I recently discovered this spank-tastic queer fantasy which was posted in a sub-reddit for gay fans of Dustin Diamond!  The title of this fantasy is "Screech Takes Center Stage":

Screech, remember when you you were filming the last show of Saved by the Bell's 20th season? Remember how the script said you would be on camera at all times? Remember how you thought this was going to be the episode that finally made you a household name? Remember how it was set entirely in the hallway at Bayside? Remember how the first two lines were for a couple of extras who walked up to you and said to each other, "I can't wait for the pep rally" and "Let me borrow your bio notes" and then one of them ripped a fart in your face? Remember how you said "Zoinks!" Remember how Zack entered followed by Slater and the audience cheered? Remember how Slater was wolfing down burritos from the cafeteria? Remember how Zack started pissing on your shoes while saying "Slater, wait until you hear about my new scheme to make a bunch of money." Remember how you thought it was weird for him to piss on your shoes? Remember how Slater then walked in front of you and said "I'd like to see you try preppy" while bending over and ripping powerful burrito farts that blew Zack's piss into your face and jewfro? Remember how you said "Double zoinks!"  

Remember how they kept doing this while Kelly and Jessie came in and Kelly said "I hate Valley" while spraying period blood into your jewfro and Jessie said "I hate polluters" while queefing into your face? Remember how you said "Quadruple zoinks!"  

Remember how after they left, the script called for you to say "Zoinks!" at random intervals, which you did? Remember how after a while Mr. Belding entered and said "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" even though no one was around but him and you? Remember how he pulled down his pants and bent over in front of you? Remember when just at that moment, Corky crashed through the set in the driver's ed car, knocking your face into Mr. Belding's buttcrack where he ripped a loud fart that could be heard clearly despite being muffled by your poofy jewfro? Remember how the audience all stood up and cheered and Corky, Zack, Slater, Kelly, Jessie and Mr. B all gathered at the front of the set and took a bow? Remember how none of the farts or queefs were actually in the script because the writers had stopped even watching the show and had been phoning it in so that the show would get cancelled? Remember how it didn't matter because everybody had become masters of improvisation and the show got renewed for a 21st season? You sure got screwed that time!

Old Archived entry on TVWiki.tv for Dustin Diamond

I recently discovered an old archived entry on TVWiki.tv for Dustin Diamond.  TVWiki.tv is an apparently defunct website, although it was an alternative to Wikipedia at one point.  There is quite a bit of information in this entry which is omitted from the corresponding Wikipedia entry for Dustin Diamond, including many of Diamond's "lost" tv and movie roles:

Dustin Diamond

The Television & Movie Wiki: for TV, celebrities, and movies.

Dustin Neil Diamond (born January 7, 1977 in San Jose, California), is an American actor who gained fame during the 1990s as Screech Powers, an annoying and nerdy openly gay character in the popular sitcom, Saved by the Bell.

Contents 1 Early Life 2 Screech and Saved by the Bell 3 Appearances After Saved by the Bell 4 DustinDiamond.com and Other Websites 5 Salty the Pocketknife 6 Personal Life 7 Filmography 8 External link

Early Life

Diamond attended Zion Lutheran School in Anaheim. His first job involved working as a male prostitute at a Los Angeles-area highway rest stop. He later auditioned for the lead role in cult classic Cool As Ice, but was rejected because he was too young at the time, and was limited to appearing in only one bathroom scene and some other scenes that were cut from the movie anyway. He also appeared briefly in Big Top Pee-wee as well. Dustin later claimed that Pee-Wee had ripped an enormous fart in his face during the filming of this movie and from that moment on he was flaming gay.

Screech and Saved by the Bell

Of course, his most pivotal role, and that which would become irreversably tied to his image, was the role of Samuel "Screech" Powers on Saved by the Bell, a role he played for close to thirteen years, from its beginning as Good Morning, Miss Bliss, to its ultimate incarnation as Saved by the Bell: The New Class. It could be argued that, with the possible exception of Mr. Belding, no one character is as closely identified with the show as Screech.

He was originally supposed to have an extremely high pitched, almost squealing voice, but instead it was decided that the character would possess a quirky, although not so over the top tone instead. The show originally aired on The Disney Channel under the Miss Bliss title (now referred to as Saved By the Bell: The Junior High Years), featuring Hayley Mills in the titular role. After a year, the show was brought over to NBC and repackaged into its more well-known incarnation. Of all the show's characters, only Screech, Zack Morris, Lisa Turtle, and Mr. Belding made the jump from JFK Junior High in Indiana, to Bayside High in Palisades, California, although the incredibly abrupt change in venue was never acknowledged, much less explained.

Screech was more often than not a pivotal figure in the schemes and pranks of the Bayside gang, from pretending to be an alien (which almost resulted in his dissection at the hands of the government), to getting kidnapped and viciously ass-raped by rival high school Valley in the ongoing inter-school "Prank War", to dating best friend Zack Morris' father, and in one instance even winning the "Miss Gay Bayside" Pageant, in spite of an impressive drum solo performed by A.C. Slater. His parents, who were extremely obsessed with all things Elvis-related, were never seen, aside from one episode where his mother leaves him in charge of the house as his parents went on a vacation to Graceland, which naturally led to an episode spanning dilemma involving a broken Elvis statue and a torn butthole.

In the episodes his robot Kevin is also occasionally shown, and he himself makes numerous references to his insect, animal, and gay porn collections. He has also been shown dressing up as (and flamboyantly parading about like) Liberace, impersonating Zack on numerous occasions, and stereotypically portraying a Native American for Zack's school project. He claims to be descended from the "Gay Italian lover and spy", Luigi Powerelli, making it clear that he is part greasy Italian.
In the final episode of the first season, he willingly relinquishes his anal virginity to AC Slater, knowing how much it meant to him.

Continuing the series into college, Saved by the Bell: The College Years again inexplicably shows most of the cast transplanted into not only the same college, but also the same college dorm. The most notable of Screech's actions in this series involve him stealing a canister of farts from the chemistry lab, in order to gain acceptance from other students attending a rave, after Slater belittles him about being a faggot-ass screwup. In another episode, Zack walked in on Screech servicing the penis and ass needs of his dorm's RA, Mr. Rogers. For a brief time Screech moved into Mr. Rogers room, where the enormous ex-NFL player never wore pants, crapped on the floor, and butt-slammed Screech many times daily!

After the end of that series, he quickly returned to Bayside High as Mr. Belding's assistant in The New Class episodes, remaining with the show until its cancellation. Several storyline arcs from The New Class episodes centered around a growing homosexual relationship between Screech and Mr. Belding. In one of the later episodes of The New Class, Mr. Belding catches Screech staring at him while he is taking a piss at a urinal. Other storyline arcs centered around Screech's burgeoning form of adult-onset Down's Syndrome.

Appearances After Saved by the Bell

Diamond has kept busy professionally since the popular teenager sitcom was cancelled: He has been featured on a number of TV shows, including The Weakest Link, and has participated in a celebrity boxing contest, professional wrestling matches, and has participated in several gay pornos. He also has released a video, entitled Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess, where he shows various techniques for becoming a huge homo and a better chess player.

Diamond made several guest appearances on Life Goes On, where he portrayed a young man with Down's Syndrome who is coming to grips with his homosexual desires. In the episodes he is the gay lover of the star, Corky. His character contracts HIV after sucking off Corky and several other dudes in a men's room at a highway rest stop in a scene that Diamond ad-libbed.

Diamond made a notable cameo appearance as himself in the movie Made, where Vince Vaughn's character incredulously questions a doorman at a club as to why "Screech" was allowed into the venue while he was not. He also appeared in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star as himself as well. He is only shown in a few scenes - Dickie is hanging out with a bunch of former child stars in a apartment and Dickie's sitcom rehearsal. In one notable scene, Dickie Roberts and Barry Williams give Diamond a golden shower.

His appearance on The Opie and Anthony Show is generally considered to have contributed to one of the worst episodes of that show ever.

Diamond appeared as himself in a commercial for Trivial Pursuit 90's edition.

DustinDiamond.com and Other Websites

In 2003, Diamond alienated his gay fanbase by filing a lawsuit for ownership of http://www.DustinDiamond.com, a parody website owned by Max Goldberg which largely promoted the idea that Screech Powers was the constant victim of homosexual rape by any and all other characters. He lost that case, although the website has apparently shut down nonetheless, as a result of its forums being overloaded with spam bots, as well as Goldbergs new concentration placed towards his then-upcoming site, You're The Man Now Dog
 
Other sites have popped up since the verdict, including DustinDiamondLove, a forum site formed in 2005 by Maxwell Nerdstrom (unrelated to Goldberg), and Gayporn.org. These new sites largely features the same content.

Salty the Pocketknife

Diamond is currently a stand-up comedian and gay porn star. At one time he was the bass player in the band Salty The Pocketknife. However, harassment perpetrated by DustinDiamond.com contributors led to the closing of the band's forum section on their website, and at some time afterward the website was hacked by a group calling itself "The Iranian Black Hat", and has not as yet been repaired. There have also been documented cases of band members being harassed on AOL Instant Messenger as well, with references to Screech invariably making their way into the conversations. The future of the band is unknown.

Currently Diamond is being sued by Salty the Pocketknife's former label. Diamond, 39, who lives in Milwaukee, is being sued in Montgomery County Court by Ambler music producer/distributor Sonance Entertainment. The claim: Diamond - bassist in a band called Salty the Pocketknife - did nothing to promote the band's CD and left Sonance on the hook for CDs. Among the choice cuts are such homo-erotic classics as "Rim Goblin," "Red Panties 145," "Magic Garbage Ride," "Gloryhole Blues" and the burning track "Pour No Gasoline."

Sonance, headed by Rick Frimmer and represented in court by Lawrence Pauker of Norristown, seeks in excess of $200,000.

The suit says Sonance arranged a promotional trip to New York, but Diamond "failed to wake up for scheduled radio interviews, complained about his picture not being on a billboard in Times Square, and spent almost a full afternoon auditioning for a television part that had nothing to do with the Salty CD." The suit also alleges that although Diamond had promised to promote the CD on Jay Leno's and Howard Stern's shows, he never reached out to Leno's people and Stern's crew turned him down.

Daniel W. McCartney of Norristown, representing Diamond, said Diamond "is gayer than AIDS."

Personal Life

While working on Saved by the Bell, members of the cast regularly dated each other. Diamond, who was considerably younger than the rest of the cast, was not a part of this, although he has claimed to have dated Dennis Haskins and many of the show's extras. He was also said to have had a relationship of some sort with Full House's John Stamos.

In the mid-1990s, Diamond was romantically involved with Down's Syndrome actor Chris Burke, then-MTV VJ Kurt Loder, and HIV+ comedian JM J Bullock.

One of his best childhood friends was fellow actor Jeremy Miller, who starred on Growing Pains.
In his book "Behind the Bell" Diamond discusses the embarrassment he faced when his co-stars found out that at the age of 17 he still wore diapers.

He has plans to write a book about his experience growing up as a child actor. Rumors have circulated that he is the brother of Beastie Boy Michael Diamond, aka Mike D, as well as that he is the son of singer Neil Diamond, both of which are true. Oddly enough, his adoptive father, Mark Diamond did in fact make an appearance in a Saved by the Bell episode, where he played a science teacher who threatened to "...experiment with their grades" and have sex with Screech.

Dustin operates a charity known as the Dustin Diamond Foundation, which supports organizations which specialize in child care. This foundation was created after the miscarriage of his first child.
Diamond currently resides in southeastern Wisconsin with his wife Jennifer, where stories of his harassment by Screech "fans" persist. Screech "fans" have reportedly shit in his mailbox, slashed his tires, and pissed on his house.

The "Blue Oyster," a bar in southeastern Wisconsin, offers a popular mixed drink called the "Screech teabag" which includes 4 shots of vodka, a shot of piss, a dash of semen, and cherry Hi-C.

In December 2014 Diamond was arrested for stabbing another man at a bar in Port Washington, WI. According to reports, Diamond tried to pull the balls out of the man's pants while they were both waiting for a drink at the bar. When the other man asked him to stop, Diamond became irate and stabbed him with a pocket knife. Diamond then sniffed the man's ass crack before leaving the bar.

In 2015 Diamond was found guilty of of sniffing the man's ass, and was sentenced to four months in jail. After a pathetic ruse of an appeal, a penniless Diamond was forced to give up and will report to jail on January 15th, 2016. It is expected he will be welcomed with many hot carls, a few diarrhea sprays, and some nasty farts to his face. Public officials hope that Diamond does not infect the jails population with Down's Syndrome, or the SuperAids which Diamond is known to carry.

Filmography

1. "Gay Waterboy" (2015)... Guy getting pissed on in Locker-room
2. Queer Bait #5 (2010)... Dusty
3. Assblasters #78 (2009)... Raging queer
4. Shaved By The Balls (2008)... Hairless crotch guy
5. Screeched (2006)... Gay dude
6. Bug Chasers (2005)... Mitch Cumstein
7. Hook Nosed Queers (2005)... Dude receiving a Hot Karl
8. 13th Grade (2004)... Corey
9. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)... Himself
10. The Masturbater (2003)... Spanky Diamond
11. From Justin to Kelly (2003)... Dork at beach
12. Big Fat Liar (2002)... Wolf Party Guest
13. Jane White Is Sick & Twisted (2002)... Simone
14. Anal Cum Buckets (2002)... Jizz Bucket #2
15. Rest Stop (2002)... Gay bathroom attendant
16. The Zoo (2002)... weirdo sucking off gorilla
17. Made (2001)... Himself
18. Diarrhea Sprays #4 (2001)... Ass rimmer in scene #3
19. HIV+ (documentary) (2001)... Himself
20. Mr. Horton (2001)... Dudley
21. Longshot (2000)... Waiter
22. Billy Elliot (2000)... Pedophile
23. Life Sentence (1999)... Prison Bitch
24. Gay Gloryhole 5 (1999)... Dustin Jewberg
25. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)... Anal rape victim
26. Chairman of the Board (1998)... Man tossing Carrot Top's salad
27. Highway Robbery (1998) (TV movie)... The Booty Burglar
28. The Birdcage (1996)... Exotic dancer
29. Leprechaun 3 (1995)... Rim Goblin
30. Houseguest (1995)... Kid in bathroom listening to Sinbad taking a dump
31. Santa With Muscles (1995)... Gay kid
32. Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1993) (TV series)... Samuel "Screech" Powers (1994-2000)
33. Screech on Life (1994) (TV series)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
34. Pulp Fiction (1994)... "the Gimp"
35. Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (1994) (TV)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
36. Teen Wolf 4: Stiles in Action (1994).... Guy eating cheese
37. Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993) (TV series)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
38. Robocop 3 (1993)... Gay robot
39. Rising Sun (1993)... annoying waiter at party
40. Taken from Behind (1992)... Kurt Steinberg
41. Basic Instinct (1992)... Dude with genital warts
42. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style (1992) (TV)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
43. Cool As Ice (1991) ... Gay kid watching Vanilla Ice take a piss
44. No Holds Barred (1989) ... Kid eating out Hulk Hogan's ass
45. Saved by the Bell (1989) (TV series)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
46. Life Goes On (1989) (TV series)... Corky
47. She's Out of Control (1989)... Kid on the Beach
48. Big Top Pee-wee (1988)... Child - Deke
49. Purple People Eater (1988)... Big Z
50. Good Morning, Miss Bliss (a.k.a. Saved by the Bell: The Junior High Years (1987) (TV series)... Samuel "Screech" Powers
51. Speaker of the Mouse (1988)... Thaddeus Maximus, Jr.
52. Charles In Charge (1988)....Charles "Nut Buddy"
53. The Price of Life (1987)... Young Stiles
54. C.H.U.D. (1984)... C.H.U.D. #3
55. Police Academy (1984)... Annoying kid at the Blue Oyster gay bar

External link

• Dustin Diamond Love-A forum site dedicated to homosexual fantasies concerning Screech and other members of Saved By the Bell, formed shortly before the closing of DustinDiamond.com.
• trustthedust.com
• Review of Dustin Diamond's band, Salty The Pocketknife
• Audio interview with Dustin Diamond: Wednesday, 25 May 2005
• Dustin Diamond at the Internet Movie Database
• Article about Dustin Diamond's unsuccessful attempt to shut down dustindiamond.com
• Court Decision- Dustin N. Diamond vs. Max Goldberg decision (pdf)
• NNDB profile
• Amiannoying.com Profile
• The Dustin Diamond Foundation

A Screencap of Screech from Saved By The Bell Used to Mock Adam Schiff

Donald Trump, Jr. recently tweeted this screencap of Adam Schiff's head superimposed onto Screech's body to mock the liberal congressman.  I'm glad that Diamond is still relevant and is still synonymous with "loser" after all these years!

Daily Mail Article Detailing How Dustin Diamond Was Paranoid and Abusive to His Ex-Girlfriend

I recently discovered this Daily Mail article about Dustin Diamond from 2015, shortly after he was sentenced for slashing someone with a knife at a bar in Wisconsin.  Apparently he is a huge jerk in real-life, which is not surprising.  Perhaps being abused by everyone on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set has permanently damaged Diamond?  Don't worry, Diamond, the gay community loves you and won't throw you under the bus!

Highlights of this article include:

• Beth Musolff, who dated said Diamond from 2002 to 2005, says he was 'abusive' and 'paranoid', carried a knife and kept guns under the bed
• She says he loathed being recognized as TV loser Screech, yet hated not being as famous as he was during his teens
• When fans called him Screech he told them to f*** off and was rude and aggressive
• He kept a cupful of pennies in his car he would pitch at other drivers during his road rage incidents

"In an explosive interview, Beth told Daily Mail Online how the 38-year-old actor - famed for playing Screech in hit 90s sitcom Saved by the Bell - was an 'abusive' and 'paranoid' boyfriend who always carried a knife and kept guns under the bed.
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'When we were together he always carried a knife on him, saying it was for his own safety. I always worried that he would use it one day when he flipped into a rage.

'Dustin is a very paranoid person, and just thinks the worst of people.

'It made him very angry and aggressive when we were out in public, and I experienced moments where I feared he was going to become violent.

'His behavior stems from a long-term issue that he thinks that everybody is out to get him.

'Being Screech to the public has left him with a lot of resentment and distrust of human beings.'

And Beth, who dated Diamond from 2002 to 2005, says it was only a matter of time before the star spiraled out of control.

'I am surprised that he has not been involved in something like this sooner,' she said.

'I felt my safety in threat with him as he had such violent tendencies.

'He was very verbally aggressive to me during times in our relationship and it was so unpredictable - you never knew what would set him off.

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Beth says that she stuck by Diamond as he tried to rebuild his career after the highs of Saved By The Bell by working as a stand up comic.

The pair moved in together six months after meeting in a bar close to her family home.

However, Beth says his frustrations at failing to relive his glory days and deep-seated emotional insecurities made him prone to violent and abusive outbursts.

On one occasion Beth said she was left fearing for her life after picking him up from the airport after one of his shows to take him home.

'I greeted him when he arrived, but for some reason he perceived that I wasn't welcoming or loving enough when I picked him up.

'He kept repeating this to me, and he became more and more intense. He just nagged at me and become more rude and vicious with verbal bullying.

'No matter how much I tried to assure him I cared for him, it wasn't enough.

'Then he reached for the glove compartment and pulled out a knife.

'I froze, I was in the driver's seat and didn't know what to do.

'Dustin started fiddling with the knife. He didn't say anything, but to me that was a message ... 'don't push me'.
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Another time an unprovoked Diamond threatened to push terrified Beth off a hotel balcony.

'One night I was there to support him after he played a comedy show in Louisville, Kentucky,' she said.

'Things were going well, and we were both in a good mood.

'We walked out onto the balcony of our hotel room and out of the blue, his face turned ashen and he said: 'I will push you off the balcony.'

'I hadn't upset him or had no reason to fear him, but suddenly my world stopped.

'I was totally blindsided by that behavior. I ran back past him into the room, and then he would carry on like nothing happened.

'I daren't challenge him as I feared he he would just snap, and perhaps abuse me again.

'There was no arguing with Dustin; if you questioned him he felt he was being wronged.'

Beth said she was not the only target for Diamond's violent outbursts and told how the immature actor often had road rage arguments with motorists - and even carried a cup of pennies to throw at other drivers who annoyed him on journeys.

Beth sat aghast as menacing Diamond would hurl the coins at other drivers while also letting out a barrage of obscenities.

'He kept a cup of pennies in the cup holder of his car and used them for attacking other motorists.

'If he felt that someone had cut him up or driven badly, it sent him into uncontrollable rages.

'I saw him chase cars down, and then hurl dozens of pennies at other drivers.

'One occasion the other driver became so incensed he actually stopped on the highway, pulling up in front of Dustin.

'And they both wound up centimeters from each other yelling abuse. It was terrifying. I feared for Dustin's disregard for his own safety and for lack of care about others' too. I managed to get him back in the car, but all he consumed himself about was the other driver.'

Beth said Diamond loathed being recognized around the world as TV loser Screech, yet hated not being as famous as he was during his teens.

She believes this made him 'emotionally immature' and prone to violent outbursts.

'Dustin is childish, and will throw tantrums all the time,' she said.
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Diamond's global fame as the 'geeky eccentric Screech' was a double edged sword - and Beth says fans often saw his 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality.

'Dustin could never come to terms with his fame. He couldn't bear that he wasn't a huge star anymore.

'Yet everyday he battled his emotions about being recognized as Screech. 'It gave him a huge ego boost, but also left him feeling vulnerable, down and often insulting towards fans. I saw both ends of the spectrum.

'When I asked him to talk about his emotions, he would just spin the conversation around to how he was going to get his career back.

'But I feel he has no idea how other people see him.

'I have seen him scream at fans when they call out Screech. He told them to f*** off and was rude and aggressive; I worried he would square up to some.

'One time we went out to dinner with my family, and one man screaming out 'Screech' just became too much.

'I was scared a fight was going to break out, my father had to physically intervene between the pair and escort Dustin out of the restaurant.

'He calmed him down and prevented something terrible happening.'
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She added: 'Fame was a love hate issue for him. I honestly think if no-one ever called out his name again he would be broken.'

Beth says that Diamond worried her by keeping guns concealed at his home through fear he'd be attacked.

He kept a pistol under his bed and another one under the stairs, telling Beth they were for self-defense.

She said she eventually called time on their relationship after his violent threats became too overwhelming.

However, after storming out of their home in panic, when she returned to collect her valuables, Diamond locked her out.

'He had the knife and I stormed out of the house, as I was worried about my personal safety,' she said.

'I told him I would be back to collect my stuff. But I went back to the house to get my stuff , and he refused to let me in.

'I stood outside pleading with him, but he just acted in a menacing manner and I left fearing trouble.

'I knew to spite me Dustin would do something to my belongings and I never saw them again."

The article also includes these fantastic and spank-worthy pictures of Screech:

Posts From the "Anthony Davis Sucks Forum"

Here are comments from the Anthony Davis Sucks Forum I recently discovered:

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 11:02:42 GMT reply Anthony loiters in men's rooms and masturbates vigorously while listening to random strangers taking dumps

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 20 Apr 2018 11:49:04 GMT reply what is the diameter of Anthony’s anus? is he gay?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Nov 2017 02:07:12 GMT reply Kindly Myers she's at the game now

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 08:28:52 GMT reply i was in a bathroom stall next to his a couple years ago. He took a smelly dump and then walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 05 Apr 2017 02:35:55 GMT reply i caught him staring at me taking a piss last year. he came up and offered to suck my cock. i ran back to my car as i'm not gay. he's a weirdo

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 18:00:33 GMT reply he is the definition of over rated

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 15:03:40 GMT reply i must have a cock swordfight with anthony

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:20:48 GMT reply please post some pics of Anthony's dong for his gay fans

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:07:38 GMT reply Subscribe to my youtube channel AC Iggy

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 Feb 2017 02:48:24 GMT reply Is he really gay? I think it would be hot to have so much anal sex with Anthony that he ends up wearing a colostomy bag!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:33:14 GMT reply How dare you insult me with your homophobic comment! There's nothing wrong with wanting to have Anthony lay naked on the floor and then lean down naked and dunk my nuts into his mouth. He would then suck on them while I masturbate vigorously

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Jan 2017 16:09:12 GMT reply Figures you would randy the faggot

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 17 Jan 2017 22:28:39 GMT reply I would love to teabag Anthony

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 08:38:27 GMT reply I heard that he is dating his defensive coach, Darren Erman. Supposedly they tongue each other's anuses in the showers after each game and also jerk each other off on the team plane on trips to away games.

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 26 Nov 2016 03:31:40 GMT reply This guy is gay not being homophobic but he really is overrated think about it

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 09 Jul 2016 14:58:01 GMT reply JOKE ANTHONY DAFAG

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 Feb 2016 23:50:10 GMT reply Got a fluke 59 point game. This guy is a cancer to the NBA and I hope he gets banished to the D-League for eternity and never steps on an NBA court again.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 Feb 2016 01:36:26 GMT reply He should die in a hole

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Dec 2015 18:38:47 GMT reply Yall all haters

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Woody (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 May 2015 12:32:25 GMT reply The f uck up wit dis n i g g a his unibrow looks like a pelican, no wonder why he on the pelicans. OG Mud Bone

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Apr 2015 02:32:53 GMT reply

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Feb 2015 01:58:48 GMT reply Nice teeth nigga.. Jesus Christ son, all ugly team starter more like it

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Nov 2014 01:37:50 GMT reply He is gradually getting worse, while Lebron is gradually getting better

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:35:43 GMT reply That face better get that worm of its head