"Screech Gets Gets Promoted to the Janitor's Closet" Episode Recap

Hey Screech, remember that episode from the seventh season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where you walked into Mr. Belding's office and saw him eating an entire can of chocolate cake frosting?  Remember how you uttered "Zoinks!" and reminded Mr. Belding that he already weighed 400 lbs and that he needed to watch when he ate?  Remember how Mr. B got really red in the face and you feared an imminent beating?  Remember how Mr. B instead thanked you for your suggestion and then said that you had been doing such a great job that he wanted to give you your own office as a reward for your valued services as his unpaid assistant?  Remember how happy this made you as you thought that you had finally earned the respect of your hero?  Remember when he led you down a hallway to a small door which had a sign on it which read "Screech's office"?  Remember how Mr. B said that your office was the old janitor's closet but that he would get you a bigger office once the budget for the next fiscal year was approved?   Remember Mr. B opened the door and you saw a chair and a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, but you didn't care because you finally had your own office and would now finally get the respect you craved?  Remember how there was a small 3 inch by 3 inch sliding window located in the door about three feet above the ground?  Remember when you asked why that was there and Mr. B replied that it was your mail slot and not to worry about it?  Remember when Mr. B suggested you walk into your new office and then you happily did?  Remember how Mr. B then shut the door behind you and locked you in?  Remember when you said, "ha ha, real funny, Chief?"  Remember when you heard the sliding window in the door open and then you saw that Mr. B unzipped his pants and dropped them to the ground and then pressed his bare ass against the hole in the door before ripping a 10-second long wet fart?  Remember how bad it smelled?  Remember how there were no windows or vents in your new office and Mr. B slid the window closed after ripping his repugnant fart?  Remember when how you begged Mr. B to let you out and you could hear him laughing and hi-fiving some Bayside students who saw what he had done?  Remember how the sliding window then opened again and you assumed that Mr. Belding was giving you some fresh air to breathe?  Remember how concerned you became when Mr. Belding inserted his massive penis into the hole and then pissed all over you?  Remember how for the next four days Mr. B and numerous Bayside students repeatedly farted, pissed, and shit on you as you remained locked in your new office?  You sure learned not to criticize Mr. Belding's eating habits that time!!!