"Screech Takes Center Stage" "Remember When" Gay Fantasy

I recently discovered this spank-tastic queer fantasy which was posted in a sub-reddit for gay fans of Dustin Diamond!  The title of this fantasy is "Screech Takes Center Stage":

Screech, remember when you you were filming the last show of Saved by the Bell's 20th season? Remember how the script said you would be on camera at all times? Remember how you thought this was going to be the episode that finally made you a household name? Remember how it was set entirely in the hallway at Bayside? Remember how the first two lines were for a couple of extras who walked up to you and said to each other, "I can't wait for the pep rally" and "Let me borrow your bio notes" and then one of them ripped a fart in your face? Remember how you said "Zoinks!" Remember how Zack entered followed by Slater and the audience cheered? Remember how Slater was wolfing down burritos from the cafeteria? Remember how Zack started pissing on your shoes while saying "Slater, wait until you hear about my new scheme to make a bunch of money." Remember how you thought it was weird for him to piss on your shoes? Remember how Slater then walked in front of you and said "I'd like to see you try preppy" while bending over and ripping powerful burrito farts that blew Zack's piss into your face and jewfro? Remember how you said "Double zoinks!"  

Remember how they kept doing this while Kelly and Jessie came in and Kelly said "I hate Valley" while spraying period blood into your jewfro and Jessie said "I hate polluters" while queefing into your face? Remember how you said "Quadruple zoinks!"  

Remember how after they left, the script called for you to say "Zoinks!" at random intervals, which you did? Remember how after a while Mr. Belding entered and said "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" even though no one was around but him and you? Remember how he pulled down his pants and bent over in front of you? Remember when just at that moment, Corky crashed through the set in the driver's ed car, knocking your face into Mr. Belding's buttcrack where he ripped a loud fart that could be heard clearly despite being muffled by your poofy jewfro? Remember how the audience all stood up and cheered and Corky, Zack, Slater, Kelly, Jessie and Mr. B all gathered at the front of the set and took a bow? Remember how none of the farts or queefs were actually in the script because the writers had stopped even watching the show and had been phoning it in so that the show would get cancelled? Remember how it didn't matter because everybody had become masters of improvisation and the show got renewed for a 21st season? You sure got screwed that time!