Here are comments from the
Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between February 15, 2017 and February 22, 2017:
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The grease on the bat allows the balls to be slapped harder, and also for the bat to be easily inserted into a bat holder.
It was banned after sosa used it once. He went to the plate with a dark brown stained bat, which didn't look good
He also got fined for wielding a rusty car antenna
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Vet
if that is true then the disease bag Anthony Rizzo should call Mike
Napoli for some unprotected anal penetration. Mike's forum says that
he's actively chasing the bug
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I
heard that Anthony hit spring training with a new supplement drink.
It's called HIV Juice and is made from the body fluids of HIV+ bums, and
athletes like Greg Louganis and Magic Johnson! Anthony feels it really
gives him an edge and MLB hasn't yet banned AIDS related performance
enhancers!
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I'm over battling air. Carry on little boys. Carry on.
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Its always the same two that tweet directly after there is activity on here. You must be SUPER proud you made a funny, huh?
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Its
always the same who that always tweet directly after there is activity
on here. You must be SUPER proud that you made a funny, huh?
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Or as I was told today, shall I say Ursella(S) as in plural.
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Here Ursella educate yourself. 605 475 6973
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I want to throw water balloons at Anthony, with the balloons filled with my liquid shit
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I
would love to watch Greg Louganis have rough unprotected sex with Rook
while Anthony eats his third deep dish pizza and cuts one of his rank
pepperoni farts into Rook's face
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I want to spray diarrhea into Anthony's mouth.
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For the others. 605-475-6962.
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Vet, for you. 605-475-6968. |
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I
heard that Anthony will be rubbing pepperoni grease on his bats this
year instead of pine tar. I'm not sure how this will work as I would
think the grease would make the bat slick?
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None
of the wives are famous. Except for maybe Zobrist's wife but she is a
singer songwriter. Some post and some don't. She should not hide or care
what dumbasses like me say on the internet about her. She should do her
thing and be happy. If she is not happy, get out of the relationship.
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You
have zero clue who I converse and interact with. You know literally
nothing about me. What you should be saying is that you don't like me.
The people I care about like me just fine!! The ones who don't validate
their existence and security through twitter and an online forum!! ;)
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No
Vet. I will remain here until you stop referencing me, like I have
explained to you many times before. Its really just that simple!!
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Rookie, since you don't want to be associated with this board, does this mean you'll finally permanently leave? Nobody likes you
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The funny part is that I dont even know you are anymore! Please identify yourself so I can properly combat you.
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Go
awayyy. You are my modern day Ursula. That is strictly how I will
address you moving forward Vet. Ursella. Stop dreaming of my beautiful
face. I heard people get rabies by you merely even thinking about them!!
Gee wiz!!
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Vet,
you're a spoiled, violent, homophobic racist and I do not want to be
associated with you, your trash board, or any of the ignorance that
comes out of your mouth on a daily. You're mind games are starting to
turn me into the ugly person that you are. Its been a month & a half
now. Why is it you're daily focus to dream of me? Nothing you say will
ever phase me. All of that shallow materialistic hype that you base your
life around is meaningless to me. Unlike most, I'm not willing to
sacrifice my dignity/morals for the sake of having my face plastered on a
T-Shirt. Unless your my family or god, I don't owe you a single
explanation about myself. P.S I dont need designer to hold up my
pants... My Calvin's are just fine. So comfy!! So versatile!! Go away!!
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Just
saw a pic of her and noticed that she has a tattoo under her left
armpit. Some sort of script writing. Couldn't see what it says.
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I
went to Second City with my wife last weekend and Anthony Rizzo was in
the audience, which was awesome! He gave everyone a high-five and then
got on the stage and acted in several skits. In one of the skits,
Anthony actually mentioned this website and then pulled down his pants
and started masturbating. Some guy wearing a Cubs jersey with "Rookie"
printed on the back then ran to the stage and started giving Anthony a
handjob with one hand while holding a Taco Bell Dorito taco. When
Anthony climaxed, the Rookie guy caught it in his taco and used it like a
glaze. The Rookie person then ate the taco |
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Vet, why didn't you take rook up on his six hot challenges?
Rook, what challenge proffered did you like the most?
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I heard Anthony is HIV+ and sweats AIDS
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Fabulous. Glad to hear that. Sounds like a real win for everyone.
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Rook
I hope you're corrrect and this board is cleared. I've gotten many
complaints from queers who come here seeking hot Anthony Rizzo related
spank material and are forced to sift through your nonsensical posts to
get to some good stuff! |
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From
what I'm being told, everything on this forum is being deleted within
the next 72 hours & you can return to its original use. Here's to
hoping. Third try.
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Okie dokie Vet. Whatever you say.
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Rookie,
don't deflect blame! You are a sick pervert who is obsessed with
harassing the gay men who post here and molesting children.
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Vet that only works when the story dropped today. I feared you may use it against me, therefore, I had to beat you to the punch.
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Rookie,
you are a damn weirdo! I saw this article about you being arrested for
filming four young boys peeing at urinals at Wrigley Field. You are a
filthy pedophile!
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160607/lakeview/man-filmed-4-kids-using-wrigley-field-urinals-prosecutors-say
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I like that Rook was googling for hot sexcapades at Taco Bell.
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I warned you that something like this would happen if you did not put a stop to your dirty doings!!
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Vet please confirm!! Was this you?!?
https://www.google.com/amp/wfla.com/2017/02/18/jacksonville-woman-arrested-for-soliciting-sex-in-exchange-for-taco-bell/amp/?client=ms-android-boost-us&espv=1
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Rook,
I'm not aware of a Taco Bell on 5th. As you remember, I was teabagging
you yesterday night while Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo watched and
jerked each other off
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I dont think that she is looking for fame, I think she is looking to be rich and have money.
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Who
called her a society girl? LOL! She's pretty average... saw a weird pic
on twitter about 3 days ago. It was on Camelback Mountain. Some guy ran
into him on a trail and took a selfie with him. Just your average pic
but then I noticed you could see her in the lens of his glasses. She's
all curled up almost like she's trying to hide her face. She may just be
looking down at something but I just thought the way she was sitting
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He
might not have paid for that dress. Sometimes, if you hire a stylist,
the dress is borrowed just for the evening. Who knows. If he paid for
it, where else would she be able to wear it? It's not exactly a dress
you can wear multiple times to a lot of places.
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I
saw the video of her falling and I think she was a bit drunk. She
started to fall and that's when her heel got caught in her dress. The
only reason I say she may have been drunk is because she had two people
trying to hold her while they untangled her dress and she didn't even
speak to them. Normally wouldn't you be saying things like, thank you so
much, or you're so nice to help me, but she just stood there staring at
Anthony. It was at this point in the video where you hear him say,
we've got to get out of here. Then all of s sudden you see her running
ahead of him to the car. It was all really weird.
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Vet,
I have it on good authority that you were spotted out outside the taco
bell on 5th angrily pacing around carrying a blow up doll with a picture
of my face glued to it. Please confirm, was that you again?!
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Did he seem like a classically trained thespian?
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Wow, I never knew that rizzo could act? |
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my
name is Bill and I am a bouncer at the Cubby Bear. We have received
quite a few complaints about the Rookie's behavior at our popular bar.
Rookie has been caught on security video soliciting men for sex and
drugs and was also videotaped sniffing toilet seats and licking pubic
hairs stuck to the urinals. His behavior is disgusting and needs to
stop immediately or we will contact Chicago PD and press charges. If we
catch you doing this again next weekend, you WILL be prosecuted.
Consider this a warning
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Just
watched hot ep of Saved by the Bell where Anthony stared as a high
school student who is introduced to steroids by Ox and Scud. When
Screech overhears them discussing this in the bathroom where he works as
an unpaid attendant he yells "Zoinks" then threatens to tell on
Anthony. Just as Ox and Scud are ready to pummel Screech Mr. Belding and
Corky come in and Mr. Belding does his "Hey hey hey, what is going on
here"? When Screech tells him Mr. B punches him in the mouth, while
Corky rips off Screech's Zubaz pants. Mr. Belding forces Screech to eat
his filthy ass while Anthony and Corky have a cock sword fight in his
ass. Ox and Scud take turns pissing on Screech during this attack.
Afterward they leave Screech on the bathroom floor and go the The Max to
get ice cream. A real heartwarming tale.
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Vet
the only time I want to hear anything further from you is if you accept
on of my SIX valid offers. Other than that, please stop obsessing over
me and my porcelain bum bum.
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So
you admit that spending your time discussing violating someones bum bum
is why youre ERAs fell within the bottom percentile or you ride the
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Rook,
why are you still here posting annoying rants? You must be one of the
SJW pussies! Again, nobody has posted anything about raping or even
having consensual sex with a girl, and why would they? It is well-known
that at least 95% of Anthony Rizzo's fans are gay men who have no sexual
in women! The mere thought of being with a woman is revolting to us.
However, several of us have watched you being on the receiving end of
rough anal sex and loved every second of it!
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Day
spent not spent cataloging about poop, sex & bums: Allstar ERA/War.
Day spent cataloging about poop, bums & sex: Being booed out of the
city/ridding the bench. Proof is in the pudding.
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Look
to some of your successful peers who don't spend their time cataloging
about poop and sex on an online forum for entertainment. AKA the A
squad. Life is too beautiful for such nonsense. The proof is in the
pudding.
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Rook,
I didn't mention you once. Yet here you are, again writing nonsensical
posts that are in no way erotic. Anthony's legions of gay fans come here
for hot spank material. Not your nonsense. Please leave.
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Please
get to steppin'... Aint nobody with an IQ above 10 or an ounce of
integrity/moral insight has time for your nonsense. Where I'm from, we
don't sit back and watch threats of being raped & beaten for
entertainment. Like I said, go read a bible and get to steppin
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I'm
currently sitting next to my beautiful boyfriend (who doesn't fantasize
about beating and sexually assaulting women/putting in peoples bum bums
at taco bell).... enjoying my Sunday night.
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Vet.
You are a successful man that could be doing anything you dream of RN,
yet you're STILL sitting behind a computer obsessing over a girl that
has been begging you to go away. Whats up with that?
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I
just saw a hot episode of Saved by the Bell. Mr. Belding had hired
Corky to be his new assistant and demoted Screech to unpaid bathroom
intern. A young Anthony Rizzo played a Bayside Student and pissed all
over Screech's converse sneakers. When Screech complained Corky and Mr.
Belding came out of a stall where they had been making out and
immedialty began sexually assaulting Screech. While they did this
Anthony kicked Screech in the ribs and then ripped a few farts on
Screech's hook nose. It was very erotic.
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My goodness life is funny like that!! ;)
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Its
always the under preforming B squad that has time for this type of
thing. Think of everyone whos been involved or commented. Now think
about where they're at. Under performing B squad.
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Hey vet, that is a hot hot.hot story!
After, didnrook make up stories about imaginary women?
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I
was at the Wrigley Taco Bell on Saturday for dinner and saw Rook eating
a taco lodged in a homeless man's asscrack. Several other man had their
pants down and were masturbating furiously
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Rook
in 20:55:46 you said Screech was an "Icon". The only thing is in known
for is being a gargoyle and eating Mr. Beldings asshole.
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Rookie,
I would love to have a 3-way with you and your hero, Screech. You eat
my ass while Screech sucks me off. I know you're game for this
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Rook, I want to penetrate your butthole and ejaculate on you. Would you be up for it?
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Buddy
nobody mentioned screech. We're comparing people of your kind to people
of her kind. Want her to know shes a good person. You on the other
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Rook, Screech is a human gargoyle. That you see something positive in being compared to him is terrifying.
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Preach. You troll her 24/7. If you want her to go away why do you eagerly illicit a response 24/7? Get a life.
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Its
humorous how much real estate she owns in your mind. Your physical
possessions will never equate to 1/3 of her mentality and character.
Your efforts are incredibly transparent. Give it up. Are you 12?
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Erm, screech is actually talented and greated a 90's icon. What have you done,or what will you be remembered for?
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More like the Charlie zelenoff of the board!
Rook, what happened between you.amd that girl you always talk of?
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Cyber
stalking typically isnt funny Rook. Please meet me in the streets of
Turks. I would like to challange you to a foam uzi faceoff.
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Rookie is like the "Screech" of this message board. He isn't funny and his only purpose appears to be to annoy everyone else |
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I
want to make love to Anthony in a dumpster while he devours a deep dish
pizza. I want to use the pizza grease as anal lube! Anthony hit me up
and let's make this happen!
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I
love when the pic of Steve Bartman appears. I would really like to run a
train on him with Anthony, John Pepperoni, and Steve Anus!
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Everybody
loves this magnificent masterpiece rookie!! Stop referencing me day and
night and I'll stop responding. That simple. 💋💋💋
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Rookie,
nobody cares. You are an attention-seeking degenerate. Why must you
post here? You are annoying, not funny. Nobody likes you
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Get
this person help. Its not funny anymore. How would you feel if you had
to wake up to sadistic taunts every night and day. You need professional
help.
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The
power of Christ repels you homie. I used to think you were mentally
I'll/immature. Now I see that you're just straight up evil. I tried not
to overreact when you wrote a ten page novel about raping and kicking me
in the stomach. If you keep f*cking with me (and by proxy my family) I
will become your worst nightmare. You're obviously antagonizing me
because you're jealous that I have two things you long for: Happiness
and security. Go read a bible and learn how to heal yourself. Its not my
job to manage your sadistic outbursts everyday.
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You, on the other hand, are a closeted homosexual who has had a long-term sexual relationship with your dad
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Rook,
how many times do we have to over this? I'm an openly gay man and am
proud to let the world know when a random truck driver sucks me off or
tongues my anus
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Please
just don't show up to my house, skin me and walk around wearing it
pretending to be me. I'm way too young, beautiful and magnificent to die
yet. TYSM
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Vet is you're wife/girlfriend concerned that you are a raging closet homosexual. Please confirm.
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Vet
is your wife/girlfriend sitting next to you when you obsessively
catalog about me & sniff my dirty panties each night. Please
confirm.
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Rookie, it is comical that you write about obsessive posters, when you post more often than anyone else on here!
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Commissioned to repeat the words I say to you back at me??
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By impartial observer, you mean his brother/cousin/sister?
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By
impartial observer, you mean the person that you paid 20 bucks to
repeat the words I say to you each day back at me? K. Got it.
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You're embarrassed, I get it. Stawwwp you look super silly.
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Yes, I'm looking for the attention from a scary man that post about me 500 times a day. You really got me there.
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Please
just don't show up to my house, skin me and walk around wearing it
pretending to be me. I'm way too young, beautiful and magnificent to die
yet. TYSM.
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I
am an impartial observer. I have to say that the Rookie appears to be
mentally unstable. He ihas a need for constant attention and is unloved
in the real world, which is likely why he chooses to harass gay men in a
virtual world
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Like what the actual f*ck does one do when they have a psychotic mentally I'll stalker?! 🤔😈🤔
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Vet
I understand that you are embarrassed to the point of no return and are
spinning out in rage to get back at me for it but I encourage you to
make more of your life than this sad existence.
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I
heard that Rook's grandfather is infamous Penn State child rapist Jerry
Dandusky! Rook used to have 3-ways with his dad and grandpa- he was so
sad when grandpa Jerry was sent to prison. Rook is planning a conjugal
visit to see his grandpa in April
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It
seeems Rook and his Dad got so aroused by the post they needed to post
it a million times. They are probably now cuddling in each other's arms.
Soon Rook's dad will realize he hasn't bathed in a year and will rip a
nice wet fart on him to make him smell better. Rook will then begin to
cry and Rook's dad will banish him again to the basement.
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This
is Steve Anus, famous baseball groupie and General Counsel for GLAAD.
It is disgraceful what Rookie is doing to this board. As a closeted
homosexual, he is doing an incredible disservice to fellow gay men by
spamming this board. Anthony Rizzo's queer fans frequent this board to
find hot gay fantasies involving him. 96% of the people who have
visited this forum in the past two weeks are horny gay men and by
spamming this board, it is harder to find hot Rizzo-related spank
material.
Rookie, I demand that you cease and desist from this spamming!
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wow,
this is Randy C. I wrote the original post below, but it looks like
Rook and his dad got so aroused they repeated it over and over!
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Is
it true that Meatloaf's 'baseball announcer' verse in 'Paradise by the
Dashboard light' was an emotional copy, almost word for word after he
was in attendance at the first fart championships?
I think Rook's dad was there that time. If so Rook's dad, can you confirm that the commentary went something like:
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for a second fart
The fecal matter has bobbled out in the center
And here comes the fart and what a fart
He's gonna slide out head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
And what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holy cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide ass squeeze is on
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Rook
you are growing more and more annoying each day. There was a mega hot
conversation going on regarding the Pepperoni Fart contests of the 80's
and 90's. Many lurid homoerotic details were being shared. Then you came
in and posted a stupid story over and over. It really ruined the mood. I
bet you ruin everything for everyone around you. I bet you're angry
because even your most potent fart is pathetic and can't attract a bum
let alone a hot beefcake like Steve Anus or John Peppperoni!
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Is
it true that Meatloaf's 'baseball announcer' verse in 'Paradise by the
Dashboard light' was an emotional copy, almost word for word after he
was in attendance at the first fart championships?
I think Rook's dad was there that time. If so Rook's dad, can you confirm that the commentary went something like:
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for a second fart
The fecal matter has bobbled out in the center
And here comes the fart and what a fart
He's gonna slide out head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
And what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holy cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide ass squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close
Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it
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I
loved the play-by-play from that 1995 competition. Longtime White Sox
announcer Hawk Harrelson yelled out, "You can put it on the board, YES!"
after Frank Thomas ripped his fart in the face of "Wimpy" Tom Paciorek
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Anonymous
(Sophomore)
wrote on Fri, 17 Feb 2017 07:41:48 GMT
Sammy
Sosa cheated several times in Pepperoni Fart competitions! In the 1995
"Crosstown Classic" Pepperoni Fart Competition for charity between White
Sox and Cubs players, baseball Hall of Famer Frank Thomas took a big
lead after gobbling down a large deep dish pepperoni pizza from Gino's
East and sucking down three 2-liters of Mountain Dew. However, Sammy
Sosa then got up and ripped an epic fart right in Harry Carry's face to
win the competition! It was later discovered that Sosa had illegally
added extra pepperoni to his pizza and he was later stripped of the
title.
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Sammy
Sosa was a disgrace to the pepperoni fart community. I bet Rook
idolizes him. Thankfully Anthony was brought up right as a fan of John
Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Both class acts!
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remember
the 94 competition when Sammy Sosa ate that counterfeit seafood pizza
that was undercooked? remember when he got unfair advantageby entering
the competition with food poisoning? remember when he won with the
maximum scores for volume and stench? Remember when roo positioned
himself under the seat for the first slop backs?
It was a shame that
he was found out a week later, especially as his victory was plastered
all over the papers the morning after!
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I
missed the 1995 competition but was in the house for the 1996 fiesta. I
got a nice blow from Harry Cary. He stuck his finger in my ass while
doing so. It was odd at first but then I enjoyed it. One of the greatest
days of my life!
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Does
everyone remember the 1996 charity Crosstown Classic Pepperonii Fart
Competition when Mark Grace dropped trou and announcer Harry Carry
looked at Grace's quivering asshole and said, "It could be, it might be,
it is! Holy cow!" right as Grace expelled a brown torrent of diarrhea?
That was a Kodak moment!
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I
loved the play-by-play from that 1995 competition. Longtime White Sox
announcer Hawk Harrelson yelled out "You can put it on the board, YES!"
after Frank Thomas ripped his fart in the face of "Wimpy" Tom Paciorek
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Sammy
Sosa cheated several times in Pepperoni Fart competitions! In the 1995
"Crosstown Classic" Pepperoni Fart Competition for charity between
White Sox and Cubs players, baseball Hall of Famer Frank Thomas took a
big lead after gobbling down a large deep dish pepperoni pizza from
Gino's East and sucking down three 2-liters of Mountain Dew. However,
Sammy Sosa then got up and ripped an epic fart right in Harry Carry's
face to win the competition! It was later discovered that Sosa had
illegally added extra pepperoni to his pizza and he was later stripped
of the title.
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Sammy
Sosa was a disgrace to the pepperoni fart community. I bet Rook
idolizes him. Thankfully Anthony was brought up right as a fan of John
Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Both class acts!
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remember
the 94 competition when Sammy Sosa ate that counterfeit seafood pizza
that was undercooked? remember when he got unfair advantageby entering
the competition with food poisoning? remember when he won with the
maximum scores for volume and stench? Remember when roo positioned
himself under the seat for the first slop backs?
It was a shame that
he was found out a week later, especially as his victory was plastered
all over the papers the morning after!
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Aww
Vet you couldn't go ONE night without fantasizing about me!? Still?!
When you search for sadistic ways to secure my attention on a nightly
basis, its apparent that you're the one sniffing MY ass. But I don't
bang mentally incapacitated tin men, so no need to worry!
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Do
you remember that creepy weirdo who was sniffing everyone's ass and
licked up Mark Grace's diarrhea spray like a hungry dog at the 1996
competition? I'm pretty sure that was Rook! He let loose an epic smelly
belch after gobbling down that diarrhea!
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I
missed the 1995 competition but was in the house for the 1996 fiesta. I
got a nice blow from Harry Cary. He stuck his finger in my ass while
doing so. It was odd at first, but then I enjoyed it. One of the
greatest days of my life!
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Does
everyone remember the 1996 charity Crosstown Classic Pepperoni Fart
Competition when Mark Grace dropped trou and announcer Harry Carry
looked at Grace's quivering asshole and said, "It could be, it might be,
it is! Holy cow!" right as Grace expelled a brown torrent of diarrhea?
That was a Kodak moment!
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I
loved the play-by-play from that 1995 competition. Longtime White Sox
announcer Hawk Harrelson yelled out, "You can put it on the board, YES!"
after Frank Thomas ripped his fart in the face of "Wimpy" Tom Paciorek
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Sammy
Sosa cheated several times in Pepperoni Fart competitions! In the 1995
"Crosstown Classic" Pepperoni Fart Competition for charity between
White Sox and Cubs players, baseball Hall of Famer Frank Thomas took a
big lead after gobbling down a large deep dish pepperoni pizza from
Gino's East and sucking down three 2-liters of Mountain Dew. However,
Sammy Sosa then got up and ripped an epic fart right in Harry Carry's
face to win the competition! It was later discovered that Sosa had
illegally added extra pepperoni to his pizza and he was later stripped
of the title.
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Sammy
Sosa was a disgrace to the pepperoni fart community. I bet Rook
idolizes him. Thankfully Anthony was brought up right as a fan of John
Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Both class acts!
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remember
the '94 competition when Sammy Sosa ate that counterfeit seafood pizza
that was undercooked? remember when he got unfair advantageby entering
the competition with food poisoning? remember when he won with the
maximum scores for volume and stench? Remember when roo positioned
himself under the seat for the first slop backs?
It was a shame that
he was found out a week later, especially as his victory was plastered
all over the papers the morning after!
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Rook,
please confirm that you were the judge in that Pepperoni Fart contest. I
bet you had a full belly from eating wet farts all night!!
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There
was a "pepperoni fart" contest at the Wrigleyville John Barleycorn on
Friday night. Anthony ate three deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizzas
from Gino's East beforehand and ripped some thunderous pepperoni farts
in the face of the judge to win! A visible brown stain appeared on
Anthony's khanki Dockers pants when he ripped his winning fart that the
judge passed out and later claimed that Anthony's farts hit him like a
freight train!! Way to go, buddy!
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John
Pepperoni is one of the first inductees to the "Pepperoni Fart Hall of
Fame." I don't know whether any of you have visited, but it is located
in Naperville, IL, about 30 miles west of Chicago. There is a Lou
Malnati's across the street and a gay bar next door. John Pepperoni's
plaque indicates that he won his first pepperoni fart contest in 1987
and was a champion pepperoni garter for 25 years until retiring in 2012.
He came out of retirement in 2014 when he heard about Anthony Rizzo,
who was an up and coming star on the circuit! He lost to Rizzo in the
most recent contest, but he'll put up a better showing next time!
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Wow, you mad... Desperate for redemption from the embarrassment you've caused yourself, huh.
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Rook is definitely a diarrhea-guzzler!
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Bunch of spaghetti-niggers
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The
main slut here is Rook, who will soon willingly accept semen into his
ass, and diarrhea into his mouth. Anthony Rizzo will film this and whack
himself off to the tape at a later time. You heard it here first
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Rook,
nobody is calling any girl a slut on this board! I'm convinced that you
are suffering from some type of learning disability as you keep whining
about girl that nobody else has ever even mentioned! I think that all
of that semen which has been shot in your ass really has backed up into
your brain and killed your brain cells!
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Rook,
post some hot Anthony Rizzo related spank material or get out. This
board is only for queer fans of Anthony. I for one want to toss his
salad while he rips massive pepperoni farts. I'll bet that would be more
satisfying then a deep dish Lou Malnati's!
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"Your
garbage?" As in the garbage belongs to you? It's your own personal
garbage. What you're saying is that you own the garbage out right, and
it's nobody else's garbage. Is that what you meant Rookie 04:41:15? OR
did you possibly mean "you're garbage?"
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Shes not like the sluts you prefer so your brain can't comprehend a smart confident woman who won't take your shit.
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She
is less of a slut than 90% of the girls we interact with. I guarantee
she could rattle off more stats than 90% of the men we interact with.
STFU or talk to me. Your garbage.
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Stop
hiding behind her. Are you displeased that others are getting involved
to combat your filthy attacks? I left the numbers. Address me. Stop
hiding behind her. I left you multiple hotlines to call for help. Try
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Rook,
why are you now spamming this forum with the phone number for the
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender National Hotline? Steve Anus is
the General Counsel for GLAAD and he regularly posts here looking for
male ass! Please permanently leave like you promised you would so many
times
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Is
anyone else hitting up the Cubs spring training this year? I hear that
Anthony is soon to release his nightly dumpster party schedule! Man I
cannot wait to hear some of his patented pepperoni farts!
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A plus plus plus. No more. Please. That was all I needed and more. Let them go sniff each others bum bums.
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877-511-6967
888-843-4564
Careful. Data rates may apply. Dying.
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Rook you are the most annoying bastard on earth. No wonder your Dad dumped you!
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Allow me to amend 888-843-4564
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Nope
wrong number. 877-843-4564. That's better. I thought I saw you giving
me a weird stare down during suit up. Should've known then.
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Rizz since you cant stop daydreaming about sticking it in mens bum bums call 877-511-6967 for your needs.
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Rookie,
I ate greasy Mexican food for the past three days and have gone
diarrhea several times. I would like for you to lick my asshole and give
me a rusty trombone immediately. I love you
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Anthony,
I think it would be really cool if we jerked each other off into Rook's
face! Afterward, he can both press our bare asses up against Rook's
face and rip ass!
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Rook,
I am openly gay, as all of my posts make clear. A cup won't protect
you from any homosexual advances from any gay man unless you wear it
over your anus!
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Hi,
has anyone heard / beleives the rumour that Rizz and two or three men
from an 'impromptu pizza eating contest' were seen lining up male
chickens and ramming their tight poultry asses one by one?
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Is it true that you have never met or spoken to Rook but have vivid wet dreams about her?
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Vet
is it true you have a reputation for being a raging closet homosexual
dating back to last year? Is it true that your minions aren't allowed at
MLB events for similar behavior. Will you allow me to borrow an extra
cup when I'm at Wrigley to protect against your advances. Please advise
on all of the above.
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