Queer Posts From the "How to be Punk" Forum - Part 5

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Todd said Jul 1, 2020 @ 6:34 am
When I was in high school one of my classmates was a little too chummy with the principal. They would hang out on the weekend eating pizza and watching movies. My classmate was really weird and annoying. I think he touched the principal’s peepee and made out. Years later they now work together.
    
Marina Oswald said Jun 29, 2020 @ 3:14 am
My former husband, Lee Harvey Oswald, did not kill JFK. I have proof and will be releasing it in this esteemed board. I will tell you right now Lee was having hot man action during the shooting and was huffing the farts of a co-worker. The only “shots” that came from the sixth floor were extremely loud farts.
    
Coomer said Jun 28, 2020 @ 4:14 am
In America, some people want small mommy gf with small milky. But, we need to make sure that the tent is big enough for biggy milky and penis. My god, I need this so bad.
    
amy said Jun 27, 2020 @ 10:22 pm
uhh what's up
    
Dumpster Dan said Jun 25, 2020 @ 7:28 am
Today at work I shit my pants. Some deranged weirdo came over to me and began sniffing my ass like a dog. I could also see he was sporting an erection! What the fuck?
    
Kurt said Jun 22, 2020 @ 9:07 am
Rok Hard, the best nude leapfrog technique is to rip ass in the face of the guy you are leapfrogging when your ass is mere inches from that guy's nose. It does not matter whether the leapfrogged man belches into the anus of the man who leapfrogged him, although it could spice things up! Last week, I saw a big white guy in his late-20's who was wearing a Chicago Cubs game jersey with no pants. He leapfrogged over a pudgy, dorky-looking guy who was was wearing huge late-1980s era headphones and a Cubs hat - the big guy timed a fart perfectly so that his bare ass was maybe two inches from the other guy's nose during a nude leapfrog jump!
    
Studz McKenzie said Jun 22, 2020 @ 2:20 am
That is one insanely erotic idea! Can you imagine rubbing assholes and both people fart at the same time? If lesbians have scissoring we can have asshole rubbing! So many hot options. I might do this tonight and try a Monroe transfer!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 21, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
Hi fellow queers. Do any of you guys remember the show To Catch a Predator? The show has a lot of degenerate homosexuals looking to hook up with teens (instead of just wanting to parade around in public performing sexual acts in front of them like any normal gay) and some of the chats have some crazy ideas we could steal for example. The Degenerate Rabbi David Kaye has this to say to the decoy
“ REDBD [05:07 PM]: i like sucking and being sucked
REDBD [05:08 PM]: i like ot kiss
MadC Rad1992 [05:08 PM]: i wanna try that
REDBD [05:08 PM]: and rub assholes”

I propose we all start to rub assholes to replace shaking hands. I believe that it would be hot as hell and maybe we can pass some wicked new stds via asshole to asshole contact!
    
Rok Hard said Jun 19, 2020 @ 11:23 pm
Hello fellow ass aficionados! I have a question regarding proper leapfrog etiquette. I for one say that proper decorum is for someone to leapfrog another, receive an anus belch, then blast ass in that persons face. Others argue with me and say one should leapfrog, tip ass, then receive an anus belch. In some parts of the queer community this question is creating mass division and I’ve even seen a few demented queers wearing tshirts depicting what they believe to be proper technique. Please chime in and offer your thoughts on this incredibly important and pressing matter!
    
Kurt said Jun 18, 2020 @ 10:57 am
Hey gang, I was at a Corona-turd Jai Alai competition last night which had a new set of rules. Instead of firing their Coronavirus turds at a wall with their jock straps, there was instead a guy in a field who stood about 75 feet away and the players tried to hit him with their feces! The guy in the field had a poofy white man's afro and was wearing pink Zubaz pants. Apparently the man in the field is known as a "catcher." One of the competitors was very skilled and managed to hit the catcher right in the face with his feces, which was awesome! The next guy managed to nail the catcher right in the junk with a meaty turd, which made me laugh!!
    
Pepperoni Pete said Jun 18, 2020 @ 8:10 am
I’m so glad our heinous pepperoni coronafart campaign seems to have lit up the numbers in states like Texas and Arizona! We queers are really doing a solid job helping spread COVID-19 like wildfire! I haven’t had this much fun since AIDS came out!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 17, 2020 @ 6:52 pm
A lot of seriously hot ideas regarding independent queer states across America and soon the world. The glass walls in the casino has got me thinking. We should be able to force all the heterosexuals and especially their children to watch our deranged queer antics I propose that all walls in any Anus Zone be made from glass.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 17, 2020 @ 2:47 am
Thanks for that hot tip Kurt! Today I went down to city hall here in San Fran. I demanded the city hand over Alcatraz Island for Anus Land. The people there laughed at me and told me that LGBT rights were “so 1995” and that they didn’t care about my demands. They claimed that they are saving Alcatraz island for BLM and Antifa who are the new darlings of the San Fran mayors office! I was infuriated! I had dreamed of us finally having land of our own where we could frolick nude, wear our pee strained jock straps, huff each others farts, and engage in levels of debauchery not yet even dreamed of! Much of our hot action could be watched by hetero’s and their families through the giant glass windows in our casino. Instead it seems our dreams have been crushed. We are no longer the oppressed in the minds of the world. Instead the oppressed are peaceful looters who burn down buildings and assassinate police officers. This shall not stand!
    
Kurt said Jun 16, 2020 @ 8:25 pm
Just to let everyone know, there was a punk cover band playing during a nude leapfrog competition last night in the Anus Zone area of Portland. In case you wonder who won this competitive endeavor, I have to say that everyone was a winner! I was standing 25 feet away and I certainly smelled it when a big fat guy ripped a wet fart in random stranger's face right after leapfrogging him. There was also some type of Jai Alai slingshot competition I had never seen before - three guys lined up about 50 feet away from a white wall. They were each completely nude except for a jock strap which was worn with the pouch portion covering their ass cracks instead of their balls. Then they each took a big dump into the jock strap pouch and then used the jock strap as a Jai Alai scoop to fire their turds at the white wall! One guy managed to hit 25 feet up on the wall with a particularly meaty turd!!!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 16, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Andrew, don’t be a homophobe this is a safe space for homosexuals to discuss opening our own autonomous zone to get away from homophobes and peaceful rioters. Before the homo colonisation of this guestbook it was a complete drag with the most unerotic content I’ve ever read. It is now a veritable gay bar of tales of degeneracy. I hope one day you get to witness me twirling dildos while getting pleasure from a fat dude dressed as Me Belding in front of you happy family forcing your young children to watch while you’re forced to clap and state how brave I am.

If you can’t contribute with ideas I will have to give you corona with a massive smelly fart.
   
andrew said Jun 16, 2020 @ 4:59 am
jesus christ you have a lot of time on your hands.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 16, 2020 @ 3:03 am
I’m still loving the Alcatraz idea, mixed with the idea of having gambling as well. We could easily take over that island and name it Anus Land. Queers only! But to support our degenerate lifestyles we need piles of cash. We could do that by opening a casino in part of the old prison. Since a ferry service that already transports 1.4 million people per year to the island we would have no problem getting people on and off the island. We of course would demand that the cost of ferry transportation and upkeep be paid for by San Francisco. We would also make them pay for our casino to be built. We would then take all the profits and spend them on essentials like tons of gay porn, anal lube, and poppers. The straights allowed in the casino would not be allowed on the rest of Anus Land. That would be for queers only! We would have our own little queer police force that would dole out harsh lessons to anyone breaking the rules! I’m going to keep working on this idea.
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:37 pm
Today I tried to plant the rainbow flag in a local park to officially found our Gay autonomous zone but within seconds of planting the flag instead of a rush of queers running into the park to naked leap frog and swap aids strains a large peaceful black rapper with dreadlocks and his “cru” peacefully pulled a gun on me and renamed the zone to Fuck Whitey zone. They have now kicked me out of the zone for being a “cracker faggot”. I thought these BLM people were tolerant and peaceful. Seems there is no place in America now for a group of gay men to come together, wear piss stained jockstraps on our faces and get up to all kinds of deranged homo shinanigans in public preferably in front of children!
    
Kurt said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:31 am
The gay community absolutely deserves its own reservation land! I would love to live in Anusville, the capital city in Anus Land!!! The gay community has given so much to America, such as art, fashion, and AIDS - we need our own land where we can frolick and prance around with playing nude leapfrog in full view of families with young children. We will also have casinos to make money like they do on Indian lands. The casinos will be all nude and the bathrooms will be a hot scene where anything goes!!!! There’s also nothing more exciting than playing nude leapfrog and ripping ass in a random dude’s face while a nice wholesome family is having a picnic 20 feet away.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 15, 2020 @ 2:54 am
JewveBeenFramed,
That is one highly erotic idea. I feel we should start with Alcatraz, just like the Indians did in the 70’s when they occupied and named it “Indian Land” we could take it over for “Anus Land”. I can only imagine the fun we could have with the old prison, and it’s shower room. Very campy old time queer jailhouse fun! We could easily fend off attacks by manning the coastline and blasting any haters with our ass cannons. If BLM and Antifa get their own spot we queers should also get one! Hopefully after taking the island we could quickly install a steam room and some jacuzzis for some heavy scat play!
 
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 14, 2020 @ 10:04 pm
Fellow fart huffing queers. It’s time we made a stand I propose that like the peaceful BLM & Antifa rioters we should start our own autonomous region of San Francisco. In the past we have been able to parade around the streets urinating our aids piss in each other’s mouths and buttslaming each other in front of children but now the new media darlings BLM have stopped us from having our usual homoantics. This new region will be called the Anus zone and heterosexuality will be outlawed and all those who enter must wear a face jockstrap, perform a naked leapfrog and immediately suck a corona fart out of the asshole of the nearest obese homo.

Timmy said Jun 13, 2020 @ 8:34 pm
Intolerance is back! Last night my friends and I all headed to the drive in. We assumed it would be much like playing in the park during lockdown. We got there and began playing nude leapfrog in the grassy area in front of the screen. (The movie hadn’t started yet so we were bothering no one). There were about 20 of us playing and I thought everyone there would totally enjoy seeing 20 nude men leapfrogging each other and ripping loud farts. I was wrong. All it took was me leapfrogging someone and ripping a giant wet fart in their mouth while yelling “eat that coronafart faggot”! After I did this I could hear some intolerant lady squealing about “he has coronavirus” and all kinda of other hateful comments about our loving game of nude leapfrog. We kept playing but within 10 minutes the goon squad showed up. The police totally shut everything down, stripping us of our rights to play nude leapfrog, fart in each other’s faces, and have hot man love in front of families waiting to watch a movie. The police even tazed my friend Pepe! They did so because he released a loving diarrhea spray at them! How intolerant! We weren’t even allowed to watch the movie and were forced to leave without a refund. I’m so sad all the progress we made in recent months seems to have evaporated!

Ken said Jun 12, 2020 @ 7:05 pm
Apparently Antifa and BLM were planning on taking over a portion of downtown Nashville to establish an autonomous zone like they did with the apparent approval of weak beta cucks. But the governor of TN said this and violence would not be tolerated! Can you believe this bs? The red states are totally backward. Thank goodness that the governors of the blue states know the score and are tolerant enough to allow state government buildings to be occupied and understand that looting and rioting is a beautiful thing which should be encouraged. I’m so angry at this intolerance that I’m going to strangle my gay lover with a soiled men’s thong before ripping ass in his face and using his lips as a toilet seat!

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:55 am
Thanks Todd. I hope to see you at Steamworks tonight. I’ll save a few floaters for you.

Todd said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:27 am
Seattle Sam, you must have had an awful experience! I don’t understand these Antifa people - I thought they were for equality! So it is ok for a mentally ill man to dress up like a woman and refer to himself as a “trans woman,” but it isn’t acceptable for gay men to engage in a few rounds of nude leapfrog while ripping ass in each other’s faces? Do they need see the hypocrisy???

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 2:17 am
Fellow queers. Today I went down to the six block area of Seattle that has been taken over by Antifa and BLM. I heard it was totally free and it’s own country. I felt myself and my queer friends would be allowed to do whatever we wanted under this super tolerant environment. First off we were met by some white skinny guy with and AR 15 who hassled us about getting in. Once in we began skipping around and that quickly evolved into some nude leapfrog, and a tiny bit of scat play. All of sudden I heard “Ewww” and some hippie chick was pointing at us. Soon a bunch of BLM members started threatening us with guns and violence. We got out of there quickly. That free country six blocks is definitely not free and I advise all gay men to stay clear of it. Instead please meet up with us at Steamworks bath Seattle on Summit Ave. I will be in the spa surrounded by tons of dudes floaters!

Fart Goblin said Jun 11, 2020 @ 7:04 am
Tox, how do I get aliens to visit me and fart in my face?

Bobby said Jun 10, 2020 @ 6:20 am
Kurt, thank you for that descriptive tale of your homoerotic bathroom adventure. I lost two loads while reading it!

Queer Posts From the "How to be Punk" Forum - Part 4

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Kurt said Jun 9, 2020 @ 11:13 pm
I was driving from Charlotte, NC to my home in Florida a couple days ago when I stopped at a restaurant stop just outside of Atlanta to use the men’s room. When I walked inside the men’s room, I was shocked at how filthy it was in there - there were dookie stains on the urinals and sinks for some reason! I’ve seen them on toilet seats before, but never on a sink or urinal. There was some kind of rave inside that men’s room, which was a strange sight. There was a DJ who was playing a mashups of various dance songs and sound clips of loud farts. There was also a movie projector playing some type of gay porn movie on the wall! I saw a guy who looked a lot like Corky from Life Goes On who was strangling a poofy-haired guy with his diaper which was full of urine and doodoo! There was also three levels of stadium seating a few feet in front of the urinals where several random dudes were sitting down while pleasuring themselves during this homosexual event! There was a cotton candy machine located about three feet from a stall where some dude was taking a loud and smelly dump! After I heard him rip ass, a truck driver knocked on that stall door and asked if he could the toilet seat as he needed to go #2 himself. Then the guy on the toilet opened the door and let the truck driver in. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I heard some moaning and loud farts emanating from that stall!! I was a bit freaked out by the rank odor as well as the Coronavirus farts which filled the air. There was also semen flying all over the place from the guys pleasuring themselves. Eww! So I walked outside and peed on the wall next to a vending machine and then got out of there with my anus intact! It was a surreal experience. But as I was leaving, I saw Antifa throwing bricks at the rest area buildings and members of the black community were stealing hubcaps from all of the cars parked out front in honor of George Floyd. Weird!!

Tox said Jun 9, 2020 @ 7:11 pm
The aliens finally returned tonight. When I saw their spaceship land I saw that it looked a little burned up, and had a lot of graffiti on it. When my alien friends came into my bedroom to probe me and rip farts in my face I asked them what happened? They told me they landed in Detroit last week and were attacked by both Antifa and BLM. Antifa set their spaceship on fire and BLM sprayed graffiti all over it. BLM set the spaceship on fire and stole random pieces of it. The aliens had to wait until another spaceship could come and make repairs after the looters and arsonists had left. I felt really bad for these poor aliens who had flown billions of miles to get here only to be attacked by leftist goons and black thugs! Thankfully I felt better after they pressed their grey asses to my face and ripped heinous alien farts In my face!

Riggs said Jun 9, 2020 @ 9:11 am
Tonight I was at a truck stop. I had a prime seat in the restrooms and was enjoying a real show. Tons of guys were taking dumps, ripping loud farts, and spraying diarrhea. I was also in a prime position to scope dudes pissing at the urinals. Talk about paradise! I ordered up a nice pizza and was really settling in when all hell broke loose. Some Antifa clowns were protesting outside and had set the building on fire. They had also sprayed communist logos all over the building. By the time I got outside I could see they were throwing bricks at the firefighters and police. They did this while other protestors looted the convenience store attached to the truck stop. I got the hell out of there and thankfully was able to get back to my big rig safely. I had to fire up my rig and get out of there before Antifa could set fire to my truck. I’m so upset my erotic rest room visit was cut short by those assholes. It wasn’t confirmed but there were rumors Anthony Rizzo and his lover Steve Bartman were going to make an appearance!

Jack LaLane said Jun 9, 2020 @ 3:42 am
I need to be out buttslamming and celebrating gay month with my fellow queers. Nude leapfrog, poppers, coronafarts, anal fireballs, bug juice, diarrhea sprays, and on and on. We should be in parks, restrooms, truck stops, rest areas, and of course every single dumpster across this land! Instead we are being victimized by looting and rioting goons. Our right to take dumps in each other’s mouths in public parks has been hindered! My lover Fidel and I have been forced to hole up in my apartment, while watching Saved by the Bell and Mr. Belvedere and jerking each other off. Thankfully today there was an erotic Mr. Belvedere where Mr. Belvedere took Wesley to a gay club so he could search out man love in a dumpster behind the club. Hilarity ensued when obese Mr. Belvedere sat on his own testicles and then rolled around on the floor in pain. Fidel and I laughed hysterically at this. Of course George Owens was mad Mr. Belvedere took a 12 year old to a gay club, but that just showed the hatred towards gays that existed in the 80’s. Until these riots we had moved to where I could drop a deuce in Fidel’s mouth in a local park, while surrounded by other gay men playing nude leapfrog! We need to take back our rights!

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 8, 2020 @ 7:39 pm
It’s supposed to be gay pride month and instead of being out in public twirling dildos and sucking off another man in front of children I have to be sidelined by Black Lives Matter so they can loot in honour of a dead multiple felon gentle giant. How much longer do we have to hide in our bathhouses? I yearn to be in the streets and swapping corona strains with as many buff guys as possible maybe we can even get Mitt Romney down and he can felch some corona farts out of some obese homos assholes to shoe solidarity with the queer community.

Phillip said Jun 8, 2020 @ 4:36 pm
It was a gay paradise a couple weeks ago where we could play nude leapfrog, suck each other off, buttslam each other, and tongue each other’s anuses in public parks and other areas in full view of regular people with no repercussions. However, with Antifa and so many members of the black community looting and burning everything to the ground, it has become far more dangerous for us. Instead of simply facing the risk of dying from Coronavirus or AIDS, now we have to worry about bricks and bullets whizzing past our heads as we prance around naked except for pee-stained jock straps covering our faces. Now they want to defund the police? We need to band together to force the police to protect our lifestyle!!

Mr. Donkey-Balls said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:16 pm
Sometimes, when I'm sitting on the can taking a shit, my balls hang so low that they dip into the toilet water and get diarrhea on them & it really bums me out- Has anybody else in here also ever experienced this phenomenon & also, would anyone be willing to lick them clean 4 me?

Turd said Jun 8, 2020 @ 11:34 am
Mitt Romney is a disgrace. I wouldn’t even fart in his mouth if it would bring back Liberace!

Barf said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:12 am
I enjoyed finally cleaning up the parks last week by joining the rioters and tossing a few Molotov cocktails at deranged weirdos playing nude leapfrog and having hardcore sex with each other. I hit one of them right in the ass, and the guy buttslamming him didn’t even stop! He seemed to enjoy it even more! He then asked the guy on fire to rip a coronafart and when he did it created a fireball that hit the guy right in the face, catching his hair on fire. The guy fell to the ground and wiggled around jizzing his pants. The fart fireball somehow extinguished the guys asshole fire as well! The rest of the deviants started cheering and yelling about fireball coronafarts and ran off to get matches and flammable liquids and sprays. It was horrible. Not even fire can stop the queer insanity.

Mitt Romney said Jun 8, 2020 @ 2:08 am
Hey gang, I was out protesting in Washington DC with Antifa and other social justice warriors. They were great guys. After marching for awhile, we ducked into a McDonald's and got it on in the men's room! There were about 15 guys in there ripping ass at the same time in close quarters. Although several of us were wearing pee-stained jock straps on our faces as masks, those types of masks are just for show, so there's a good chance we all have the Coronavirus now! Good times!!!

Zack said Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:57 pm
I am a long haul trucker and was transporting consumer goods in my Kenworth truck yesterday when I stopped at a highway rest stop in Reno, NV to go #2. When I opened the door in a stall, I discovered that someone had pissed all over the seat, so I entered a different stall. After I sat down, I unleashed a heinous-smelling fart and then expelled an enormous dookie which splashed down into the toilet water. Suddenly I heard someone clapping while explaining "Well played, good man!!!" That weirdo then started shaking my stall door to get into my stall! I told that weirdo to leave me alone and that he should go bother someone else. The next thing I knew he had pried the door open and I saw him gazing at me - it looked like he was in a hypnotic trance. It was a white guy with a huge poofy curly fro and he was wearing pink Zubaz pants like football players used to wear 30 years ago. He knocked me off the toilet and then started sniffing my ass like dogs sniff each other's asses! Then he started jerking me off. I'm not gay, but he made me climax within seconds. He said he was a Coronavirus big chaser! Weird!!

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 7, 2020 @ 2:18 pm
Another day another strain of corona gained by fart swapping at my local bathhouse. It’s been wild here in San Francisco all the bug chases have become full blown corona catching maniacs some deranged queers here have actually passed out from huffing so many corona farts. I was concerned that the peaceful looting riots would affect my quest to get super corona but thankfully former president bathhouse Barry has personally been here to warn the rioters not to interfere with the queer communities turn eating and Corona fart huffing!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 7, 2020 @ 12:02 pm
Bingo, your story is horrifying! I wish you luck with growing back your pubes.

Bingo said Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:08 am
Guys I totally agree. The coronavirus had made parks and other areas extremely gay friendly. My lover Raul and I loved heading to playgrounds and parks to engage in enormous games of nude leapfrog with dozens of other gay men. Then these silly riots began with insane Antifa jackasses running around yelling about communism and throwing bricks and setting fires. Poor Raul had his pubic hair set ablaze by one of those monsters! They aren’t tolerant and accepting in any way. They just want mayhem and anarchy and to shut down the progress the gay community finally made. Thankfully Raul’s butthole wasn’t singed by the pubic fire and he can still blast out numerous corona farts each day.

Lance said Jun 7, 2020 @ 2:01 am
Jewvebeenframed, the parks were a fantastic place at which to meet liked-minded queers for games of nude leapfrog and spray farts up until about a week ago when the riots started. It is pretty difficult to get your salad tossed in a public park when hundreds of Antifa and black guys are throwing bricks through every store window while lighting nearby cars on fire and shooting at the police!

Neil said Jun 6, 2020 @ 11:52 pm
Looted Butthole, I am shocked at your story! You have been completely violated. Most of us understand that rioters have been looting shoe stores, burning entire strip malls to the ground, and shoot policement to honor the memory of George Floyd. However, how in the hell does stealing a turd out of your butthole honor that gentle giant? Was it a Coronavirus turd?

Beta cuck said Jun 6, 2020 @ 4:59 pm
I was out protesting in St. Louis a few days ago when I met a nice homosexual man - we snuck into a men’s room at a gas station to suck each other off and tongue each other’s anuses. Meanwhile, members of the black community looted a Foot Locker across the street and stole as many pairs of shoes as they could carry to honor the memory of George Floyd before they burned the store to the ground.

Looted butthole said Jun 6, 2020 @ 4:30 pm
Big warning to anyone reading in was in a west philly McDonalds drive thru when I was attacked by a group of peaceful protestors who held me down and pulled a turd out of my ass. This whole thing has gotten out of control. A mans turds aren’t safe from deranged gay people protesting a dead felon!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:10 pm
Hate mail at the top of page 6 OMG LOL

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
right now!

Ooooh! said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
someone else is posting!

NoSeriously said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
No, seriously, I am.

BLM queer said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
I’m out here protesting police brutality it’s unbelievable the police won’t even give me a reach around!

CoronaFARTz said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
Im a vegan

JewveBeenFramed said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:03 pm
Have any other queers here found their sex life has taken off since corona lockdown? Every park has been empty of normal people allowing us to have aids orgies the likes you have never seen. If any of you queers want to know some up coming meeting places, please leave a message.

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Tanisha said Jun 6, 2020 @ 7:52 am
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Scud said Jun 6, 2020 @ 3:16 am
Mr. Belding. You are my hero. I loved when I went to Bayside High and you would teach that goblin Screech life lessons by raping and beating him on a regular basis. Too bad he learned nothing. I was shocked when you let him be your unpaid assistant, then demoted him further to unpaid bathroom assistant. He was and still is a total loser.

andrew said Jun 5, 2020 @ 9:58 pm
You know, Andrew, if you wanted you could block use of the nickname “Andrew” or “andrew” and only unblock them when you wanted to comment.

Mr. Belding said Jun 5, 2020 @ 4:27 pm
Screech Powers was an annoying dork with a poofy Jew-fro who was a student at my high school in the early 90s and then dropped out of college to become my unpaid assistant. His only utility is to service my penis and ass needs.

Brian said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:21 am
Mr. Beldings, who is screech power
Mr. Belding said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:08 am

Has anyone seen Screech Powers? Coronavirus or not, he needs to tongue my anus I’m the teachers lounge.

Barack Obama said Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:02 am
Ronnie, times like these it is ok to rob stores, plus whoever is calling Andrew gay and that rude content, I will send my bodyguards after you, and torture you till death. Side note, I am an anarcho vegan punk now due to Andrew's magnificent work, ANARCHY.
andrew said Jun 5, 2020 @ 12:39 am

whoever is signing posts under my name PLEASE STOP this is a clear violation of the gestbook's TERMS OF SERVICE and i WILL involve my lawyer if this continues.

- the REAL andrew

PS i am DEFINITELY NOT GAY! why does everyone keep saying that? i'm not gay!! ok?? everyone?? stop saying it because it isn't true!

Ronnie said Jun 4, 2020 @ 10:19 pm
Is that really Barack Obama posting in here? I always respected him, but sending his wife out to steal KFC and grape soda? Hellll Noooo! I turn my back on Barack after that.

andrew said Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:38 pm
im gay

Brett said Jun 4, 2020 @ 3:00 pm
I was in Chicago over the weekend. On Saturday night, I was in an alley behind a McDonald's receiving a rim job from a homeless man when all hell broke loose! Hundreds of black people honored of the death George Floyd by looting every nearby business and stealing everything which wasn't bolted down. It go so dicey that I quickly pulled up my pants and ran home to safety and forgot to tip the homeless man a couple bucks for this services. Oopsie!

Barack Obama said Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:08 am
Tim, of course not, she is faster than Usian Bolt, what a woman!

Tim said Jun 4, 2020 @ 5:49 am
Barack, thanks for taking time out of your schedule to post here. I think I saw your wife, Michelle, carrying four 2-liters of grape Crush that she looted from a CVS in the Bronx yesterday. Did she get in trouble for that?

andrew said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:08 pm
Your welcome Olga, I love you I surf too, do you wanna cyber?

Olga Freidstank said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:05 pm
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Barack Obama said Jun 3, 2020 @ 9:58 pm
Yes, Tim, I hired her to loot the KFC, told her to do anything by any means, next she is raiding the Kool Aid factory.

Tim said Jun 3, 2020 @ 6:33 pm
Hey Barack, I saw your wife, Michelle, in video looting a KFC in New York City a couple nights ago. When a policeman attempted to stop her from leaving with a large bucket of Extra Crispy fried chicken, she barrelled over him as if she were an NFL running back.

andrew said Jun 3, 2020 @ 4:41 pm
wow, what a beautiful and ORIGINAL poem about the punk subculture. for some reason it seems familiar, but they say great works of art do this. i honestly think this should be a song. wouldn't that be cool?

CoronaFart said Jun 3, 2020 @ 2:57 pm
OMG did you write that yourself? It’s great!

PuNK DUDE said Jun 3, 2020 @ 1:05 pm
PUNK IS DEAD, lol i ate your pizza tho, Yes that's right, punk is dead
It's just another cheap product for the consumers' head
Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors
Schoolboy sedition backed by big-time promoters
CBS promote the Clash
Ain't for revolution, it's just for cash
Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be
Ain't got a thing to do with you or me
Movements are systems and systems kill
Movements are expressions of the public will
Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost
Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost
Punk narcissism was a social napalm
Steve Jones started doing real harm
Preaching revolution, anarchy and change
Sucked from the system that had given him his name
Well I'm tired of staring through shit-stained glass
Tired of staring up a superstar's arse
I've got an arse and crap and a name
I'm just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame
Steven Jones, you're napalm
If you're so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?
Patti Smith, you're napalm, you write with your hand
But it's Rimbaud's arm
And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?
Is there something I can learn?
Do I need a business man to promote my angle
Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle
I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear
The social elite with safety pins in their ear
I watch and understand that it don't mean a thing
The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead
Punk is dead

Alen said Jun 3, 2020 @ 11:04 am
So, today, it was weird. The GTA 5 aliens are real now, I was viewing the protesters in my purple Toyota, and out of nowhere these naked guys bald and bleached in green, had baseball bats and started smashing my car, then they got ran over by a purple van, and out came naked purple men with baseball bats and started injuring each other, some got arrested and some got sent to the hospital, no joke it was terrifying

Barack Obama said Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:56 am
I farted, sniff it

Willie said Jun 3, 2020 @ 7:14 am
Tonight I was at a protest in Seattle and the police engaged in some scandalous behavior. After we peacefully cursed and screamed at them for 8 hours all it took was a few bad apples to peacefully throw some bottles and other items at them and they reacted. We thought we were ready but we weren’t. All of a sudden the police parted and moved to the sides as hundreds of flaming gay men filled into the center. They dropped their pants with their asses aimed at the peaceful crowd who were only throwing bottles and rocks. The gay men yelled “fire one” and let loose a barrage of farts. The noise shook the earth and the smell hit me within seconds. A man with a gas mask on ripped it off as this toxic fart penetrated and trapped it in the mask! We could hear the gay men cheering and yelling “eat that coronafart”. They then yelled “fire two” and more farts were let loose as well as many flying turds. Many people were knocked over by these turds, and the gay men yelled “eat those coronaturds”. What was a crowd of thousands dispersed within minutes. Many people were seen vomiting from this barbaric police behavior. When I was blocks away I looked back and saw the army of gay men had begun to engage in an orgy and the police had left. What bastards!

Mark said Jun 2, 2020 @ 7:36 am
I got caught up near a group of looters in St. Louis yesterday evening. I don't know what the I was thinking, but I discovered I was out of milk and then drove over to the Schnuck's grocery store a couple miles away. Along the way, I drove past a liquor store and saw that there were about 20 black guys in there stealing anything which wasn't bolted down. I got concerned for my safety and turned around to drive back home and was stopped at a light near a Taco Bell. I looked inside and saw an eclectic group of looters! There were some people smashing the cash registers with hammers and I also saw some type of homosexual orgy going on in the dining area! Someone apparently was found a huge bag of cinnamon twists and several guys were eating them out of each other's ass cracks! I also heard some loud farts emanating from that Taco Bell and someone yelling "Eat that Corona-turd!" Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" was playing in my car at this time. When the stoplight turned green I got the hell out of there. Everything is going crazy now as we're living in clown world!

Troy Fermon said Jun 1, 2020 @ 8:26 am
Tonight I was at a protest in Los Angeles and saw that guy Webster. He was getting his cock sucked by some really fat black girl. I’m also saw A Rod and Corky nearby and Corky was really giving it to A Rod right in the ass. I was disappointed as I was there to try and get a new gas grill but none of the looting happened where I could get one. But it was still worth it to see Web and Corky.

Jay said May 31, 2020 @ 7:33 am
Tonight my lover Ramone and I felt it would be fun to show our appreciation for the black community and attend a protest to show support. We went down wearing our jock strap face masks, and at first everything was ok. But then some black goons started beating us up, even though we were chanting against the police while we played grab ass with each other. I had use “skunk” tactics and let loose many farts and eventually some runny shit. Ramone wasn’t as smart and was beaten unmercifully. We were called all kinds of awful names as well. I’m hoping that the punk rockers in here will offer their support and protection if Ramone and I decide to attend further protests.

Bobby said May 30, 2020 @ 11:13 pm
Ugggghhhhhh!! I just lost a massive load thinking about alien farts. Please keep up the alien stories. I’ve always wanted to be “probed” by aliens myself. But aliens with coronafarts? Ugggggghhhhhhh! I just blew another load!

The Big Bopper said May 30, 2020 @ 4:55 pm
Tony, I saw video of the looting at the Minneapolis Target. The looters appeared to all be black but seemed like they were more into stealing and being thugs than sniffing jockstraps. It did appear that the guy filming the incident was very effeminate. Weird...

Tox said May 30, 2020 @ 9:23 am
The aliens came back tonight! I was again unable to move when I woke to find them pressing their little grey behinds to my face! Their alien farts really were putrid and who knows what they eat. But they did yell “suck that coronafart” at me telepathically! So I guess they have alien coronavirus. They then tended to my every penis and ass need which was pretty sweet. When they went to leave the ripped loud farts that propelled them out my window and up into the air. I then saw a spaceship fly past my window and the aliens waved to me from it. All in all it was a pretty good night.

Tony said May 30, 2020 @ 6:43 am
Big Bopper, I noticed that the first store looted in Minneapolis was a Target. Do you think the media mistakenly believed it was due to the protests over the police killing a black man, when in reality it was an enormous gay posse that were searching out those new baseball cards? If I recall it was almost 100 percent men and screamed of fruitiness.

The Big Bopper said May 30, 2020 @ 6:12 am
There was an article in today’s Wall Street Journal about renewed interest in sports cards. Baseball cards were a big deal until the market seemingly collapsed in the 1990s, but it is now back with a vengeance as people have been collecting them again while holed up at home during the Coronavirus lockdowns. The Topps playing card company has decided to cash in by producing a new set of cards which they hope to sell to the demented freaks who have overrun the United States during the last few months. They are releasing a Topps Jockstrap Series set of cards of baseball players and mascots in their jockstraps. They have been promoting this new set by assigning Mike Trout the first number of the set. They also have a number of classic “throw back the clock” cards of baseball greats. There is one of Pete Rose, although I don’t know why anyone would have to see his wrinkled ball bag in a jock strap. There is also one for A-Rod and Corky from Life Goes On also appears on the card as they are apparently gay lovers. I’m heading to the Target closest to me tomorrow to buy a few packs before members of the gay community have purchased them all as this will undoubtedly be a hot release!

Mike the Punk Rocker said May 29, 2020 @ 6:35 am
Fellow punks! Tonight I went to my local Taco Bell and found it has been taken over by raging homosexuals. Instead of discouraging this my local Taco Bell is encouraging it by flying the gay flag colors, and by offering “coronafart” tacos! There was a line of at least 20 cars waiting to get into the drive thru and I could see the parking lot had been turned into a playground where tons of weirdos were playing nude leapfrog and wearing jock straps on their faces. There was a guy in a Liberace costume who was singing some awful song and when he finished he bent over and ripped ass into a microphone. When I finally got to place my order I tried to order a Gordita, but was told all they had were “coronafart” tacos. I asked what that was and was told it was a regular hard shell taco, but the taco shell was the colors of the gay flag. Also, when it was completed a fat employee who was positive for the coronavirus would fart on it to give it some “extra coronavirus flavor and juices”. That is disgusting! I got the hell out of there even though I was really hungry. This country needs someone like Chuck Norris, or Black Flag to come in and clean things up!

Tox said May 29, 2020 @ 6:13 am
Pete, your alien story is so hawt! I had a similar experience. A few weeks ago I was sleeping and when I woke up I found I couldn’t move but was wide awake. There were two aliens there staring at me, and both had massive erections. They pressed their alien asses to my face and began ripping fart after fart while yelling “suck down that coronafart”. They then farted in each other and rolled around on the floor. I fell back to sleep and when I woke up it was morning and then were gone. I really hope they come back. I like aliens.

Harry said May 29, 2020 @ 1:10 am
Today I went to the park for a nice walk and some fresh air. Upon entering I felt I had stumbled into a homosexual bizzaro world. The air instead of being fresh was stale with rancid farts. Instead of peace and quiet I could hear non stop ridiculously loud farts, people yelling, and moaning and groaning. As I got further into the park I could see nothing but hundreds of gay man, some wearing stained jock straps on their faces, all engaged in horrendous activities. Many of the activities involved one, or a group of men pressing their asses to a mans face while yelling “eat that corona fart faggot”, or “tongue my corona juice”. I’m guessing the vast majority of these deranged men have the coronavirus the way they were carrying on. A few of them were in weird costumes. There was guy in acid washed jeans and a mullet. A guy with Zubaz pants and a giant Jew fro, and the fattest man I’ve ever seen riding around in a golf cart running people over and yelling “pushy pushy move your tushy”. The strangest one was someone was in an “Alf” costume. There were dozens of pizza boxes all over the picnic tables and many of them were chowing down on pizza. I’m disgusted at what this country has become during the coronavirus pandemic.

Steve said May 28, 2020 @ 8:39 pm
I filled up my SUV's gas tank at an Exxon gas station last night and there were three guys frolicking in the grass nearby bare-assed! At first, they were playing a nude leapfrog game but then one of the guys pulled the pee-stained jock strap off his face and then started strangling one of the other guys! His buddy then ripped a loud fart in the strangled guy's face! The next thing I saw was all three of them fell over while convulsing and jizzing themselves. Thankfully, my SUV was filled up by then so I quickly got back inside and drove away from those demented freaks. Those guys clearly don't care about whether they are spreading Cornavirus (or HIV)!

Pete said May 28, 2020 @ 8:59 am
Tonight I saw an alien. He landed in a spaceship, and when he got out I could see it was a gray alien who was wearing a jock strap on his face. I found it interesting even aliens are worried about coronavirus. This alien was eating a piece of pepperoni deep dish pizza and I could hear the theme song from “Saved by the Bell” coming from a tv in his spaceship. He came over and ripped a fart in my face and said “smell that corona fart”. I then remember nothing until I came to. My pants were off and my ass was sore. The alien was back in his spaceship and was driving away. His spaceship looked an awful lot like a van, and I was surprised he didn’t take off into the air but instead drove down the road. All in all it was a pretty hot experience and I was glad to meet an alien.

Pops McKenzie said May 28, 2020 @ 3:16 am
Today on my drive to work I had to stop at a light. To my annoyance a homeless person with a squeegee was talking between cars. This fruitcake wasn’t wearing pants and had a jockstrap over his face that had both pee and shit stains. When he got to my car he aimed his asshole at my windshield and let loose a diarrhea spray then began squeegeeing it smearing it all over. He then began banging on my window and yelling something about wanting a tip. It was disgusting. I had to use windshield washer fluid and my wipers just so I could see. When the light turned green I got out of there as this guy continued pounding on my car. When I looked back in my rear view mirror I could see he had gone back to the shoulder of the road and was now engaged in some butt sex with some obese weirdo. What the hell is happening to this country?

Dan said May 27, 2020 @ 9:16 am
I cranked some tunes as I waited in the drive-thru lane at a Taco Bell near me yesterday. As I waited to drive to the pay window, I looked over and saw a couple gay guys doing their bare-assed leapfrog game in the parking lot. After one of the guys ripped a loud fart right in the other guy's face, the guy on the receiving end of the fart started tonguing the other guy's anus! Not only was this behavior disgusting, it wasn't sanitary and will undoubtedly spread the Coronavirus. Why were these perverts arrested for not wearing masks or for their acts of sodomy???

Suggestion said May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm
Bring back rants!

WasteOfTime said May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm
Gee, thanks Andrew. I just read all of the posts on the home page. It was a great fuckin waste of time! But it was fun!

Rich Dude said May 26, 2020 @ 9:03 am
These freaks have been taking over the country during the past couple months as a result of the lockdowns. Instead of complaining about it, like some have been doing in this guestbook, I have decided to profit from it! I have been ordering bulk quantities of jockstraps from Jet.com to get free shipping and the lowest cost per jockstrap. When they arrive, I open up the packages and line the jockstraps up on my bathroom tub. I then proceed to fart on each jockstrap and then piss on each as well. I will then list each jockstrap on eBay as pee-soaked. I find that it I am dehydrated my urine is neon yellow and a jockstrap with neon yellow pee stains commands a premium price on eBay! I've been paying an average of about $3/jockstrap and selling each pee-stained jockstrap for $35 on eBay, for a nice return in excess of 1,000%!! I now have a sustainable business model which would make Mark Cuban turn green with envy!

Queer Posts From the How to be Punk Forum - Part 3

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Bobby said May 25, 2020 @ 10:00 pm
I feel bad for you TJ Maxx manager. The last thing you need is to have your store over run with gangs of insane rump rangers. I was out today for a nice bike ride and everywhere I went there were dozens of demented queers farting on each other, having gay sex, eating dong shaped foods, tounging each others anus’s, belching into each others assholes, nude leapfrog, and many other ridiculous homosexual behaviors. The common denominator was the vast majority of them were wearing pee stained jock straps on their faces! It’s an abomination.

Jay said May 25, 2020 @ 5:08 am
I am a store manager at TJ Maxx. My store recently reopened after being shut for two months as a result of the Coronavirus lockdowns. Prior to the lockdowns, we would sell approximately 25 packages of Calvin Klein jockstraps per week. However, we sold more than 200 packages of jockstraps during our first week after reopening! And the clientele has been overwhelming gay, most of whom are effeminate raging homosexuals! The strange thing is that most of these demented queers are already wearing pee-stained jockstraps on their faces when they walk in the store. But they buy every package of jockstraps that they see and they play grab-ass with each other while shopping in my store. I must warn you not to use the men’s room at my store as for the past week as these faggots have been loitering in there while ripping ass on each other and tongue-in-cheek each other’s anuses.

Anonymous said May 24, 2020 @ 2:28 pm
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Help said May 24, 2020 @ 2:27 pm
Okay, thanks David. I just had some fun with them this morning! Check out our website: TheresALEGOInMyPants.com

CoronaFARTz said May 24, 2020 @ 11:51 am
I just saw something really amazing happening in town today. There were two guys, wearing jockstraps on their faces, doing coronafart leapfrog WHILE STAYING 6 FEET APART!!!!

Toxic Tom said May 24, 2020 @ 7:05 am
Dudes!! Coronatime baby! This is the time for us to take action to turn the tables and push straight people into the closet, and make queer love the norm! The jockstrap face mask is a symbol of those warriors who have joined this cause! I myself wear a skidmarked jock stop while I frolick nude in parks, store, and alleyways with my band of queer brothers. Today my friends and I were playing nude leapfrog in a park and some homophobes yelled at us! Months ago we may have backed down, but today we stood our ground. To refute their words of hatred I leapfrogged my friend and let loose a massive fart in his face. But then I took it further. I leapfrogged the next friend in line and when my ass was mere inches from my face I let loose a torrent of diarrhea. This caused the homophobes to flee the park, giving myself and our cause a new victory!

David Dookie said May 24, 2020 @ 1:48 am
Bud you should feel lucky you have a LEGO store where hot gay men stick the toys down their pants. That is highly erotic. If for one am thrilled with the forward momentum the gay movement has taken during this pandemic. The gay community has seized the day I order to normalize lovely things like huffing farts, hot man action in parks, and sticking toys down their pants. Those legos will likely be flavored with ball and ass juice. Just the thought of which has me sporting wood. Pizza guy you should be thankful the gay community is patronizing your business and not worry about their private activities, even if they take place out in the open, 6 feet from your front door. I highly doubt you will lose business and in fact when word gets around that your pepperoni pizza makes magnificent corona fueled farts you will likely have a line out the door. Let’s all get along everyone.

Help said May 23, 2020 @ 9:38 pm
Hi! I was at my local LEGO store and saw something weird going on. There were two guys outside shoving LEGO minifigures down their pants. When I asked what they were doing, they told me they were “LEGO store employees, cleaning up the Legos.” I was appalled and quickly left the store, but not before I saw them rubbing dirty jock straps in their faces. What should I do?

Carbon Fiber said May 23, 2020 @ 10:04 am
Today I went to the supermarket and had an insane experience. Outside the supermarket, before I could enter, was a group of guys wearing pink mesh tank tops, Zubaz pants, and name tags from the store. They told me before I entered I had to be “tested” for the coronavirus. I had never heard of this and asked if they were going to do a nasal swab. I was told no, that I would need a produce a fart and one of them would then smell it and determine if I had the virus. I felt this was ridiculous but really needed to get some supplies. One of the guys got on his hands and knees and got behind me with his face right at my ass. I ripped a pretty pathetic fart, but it still caused this weirdo to moan and fall to the ground before jizzing his pants. The other guys then let me enter the store telling me that was the sign I was “negative”. I went into the store and did my shopping. On my way out I mentioned this to a manager and asked why he had guys sniffing farts outside. He said they had no such thing, and that deranged queers kept showing up and setting up these “checkpoints”. When I went back out I had to leave from the other entrance but I looked across to the entrance had come in at and could see those weirdos were still at it, and two of them were now engaged in hard core man action. I was disgusted at how queer men are using this pandemic to trick straight men into participating in their sexual deviancy!

Donald said May 22, 2020 @ 4:52 pm
I saw an advertisement for Jockey's ice cream shop in the newspaper today. They advertise that they are now using an ice cream scoop made from an athletic supporter which Ben Roethlisberger has worn and which has been soaked with Big Ben's ball sweat and has apparently never been washed. The advertisement also states that any patrons who come in wearing a pee stained jock strap on their face will receive a 10% discount! They was also a mention of a new ice cream flavor - "Coronafart Mint Chocolate Chip"! I don't know why these demented weirdos aren't taking the lockdowns more seriously!

Luigi said May 22, 2020 @ 12:10 am
Today was the last straw. Those idiot gay men were of course here again for their daily large pepperoni pizza. The one they take right out front to eat, then rip farts on each other. They come in wearing stained jockstraps as the mandatory face coverings. Today when they placed their order one of them asked if I could add some “pooperoni” to their pie. I told him I already had the pepperoni part. He said no “pooperoni” and when I asked what the hell that was he explained he wanted me to take a dump, then slice it into slices, put it on their pizza, and cook it. When I told him I would not do such a disgusting thing he shrugged and played grab ass with his buddy. Once I gave them their large pepperoni pizza they went out side and did their normal antics. Ridiculously loud farts followed by yells of “suck down that coronafart faggot!” This normally is followed by the one who was farted on moaning and groaning and flopping around on the ground like a fish out of water. It’s ridiculous. They have been doing this for two weeks now and the police tell me they can do nothing as they wear some kind of face covering and aren’t doing anything illegal. Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with these degenerates?

Donald said May 21, 2020 @ 3:30 am
It was around 80 degrees where I live last weekend and although most restaurants are closed, I did find an ice cream shop. I had to travel to a gay area of my city as that was the only ice cream place open. The name of the ice cream shop was “Jockey’s.” When I walked in to Jockey’s, I was greeted by several employees wear wearing sweaty jock straps on their faces. I asked an employee if he was wearing a jock strap on his face as a mask to protect himself from the Coronavirus, but he said “nope.” Although I thought it was odd, I really wanted some ice cream, so I walked to the counter and ordered a scoop of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. The employee then pulled out an unusual scoop - it was an athletic cup as the scoop end attached to a handle! The employee also claimed that Mark McGwire had worn the jock strap and that it had never been washed! Although I was disgusted, I still wanted ice cream so I paid and then left with a big scoop of it. It was a very strange experience!!

CoronaFARTs said May 20, 2020 @ 3:13 pm
I was walking around my town square and saw something happening in the fountain. On further inspection, I realized that it was a group of four guys, all naked and chewing on dirty jockstraps. should I alert the police?

Pepperoni Tony said May 20, 2020 @ 9:09 am
I walked past a temporarily closed dive bar where punk cover bands often play. As I walked past I heard a commotion in an alley off to the side. I looked over and saw a group of four guys, two of whom were wearing jock straps over their mouths, each of which has bright yellow pee stains. Another dude was wearing a pair of tighty-whiteys around his face, although those tighty whiteys clearly had dark dookie stains on them. The remaining guy wasn't wearing anything on his face. The three who were wearing makeshift masks were teaming up on the other guy in some type of demented homosexual orgy. The three guys had their pants pulled down around their ankles and had their bare asses pressed up against the other guy's face! I heard several loud farts accompanied by dirty talk, such as "Yeah, take that Corona fart!" and "Inhale my Corona juice, you rim goblin!" The guy who was on the receiving end of the farts then fell over into a puddle of urine which had been left by a homeless man and then started convulsing while jizzing his pants as he was apparently experiencing extreme pleasure. I quickly walked away to get away from those mentally deranged weirdos as they were knowing spreading the Coronavirus!!!

Toxic Tony said May 20, 2020 @ 2:50 am
Luigi, can you please provide the location of your pizza parlor? I’d like to come by and do some research. Ugggggghhhh, I just lost a load thinking about those noxious pepperoni flavored corona farts!

Luigi said May 19, 2020 @ 3:26 pm
I own a pizza parlor and have only been open for takeout. I’ve noticed a new clientele lately. These fruity weirdos come in to pick up large pepperoni pizzas. They tend to be dressed in spandex, and mesh tank tops. They take their pizza outside and then gobble it up. Then they wait. Once some farts have brewed they stand there ripping ass in each other’s faces. I’m sure this is spreading the Coronavirus as I hear them say “eat that coronafart” or “smell that pepperoni corona baby”. Many times the guy getting farted in falls over in some kind orgasmic seizure. This repulsive behavior has chased away many of my regular customers! I’m hoping the punks in here can help me!

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Pee Stain said May 18, 2020 @ 9:01 am
My lover and I enjoy listening to records of The Ramones and other punk bands while sitting around just in our jock straps. The other day it was in the mid-80s and we didn't have air conditioning turned on. We were each sweaty profusely while making out - I could feel sweat dripping out of the crack of my ass onto the couch and my cotton jock strap quickly got soaked. After getting it on, we each wore each other's sweaty jock strap on our faces and went shopping at Dollar General. Customers stared at us as though we were perverts - it was so hot!!!!!

Screech Lover said May 18, 2020 @ 1:02 am
I just busted a nut watching the old episode of Saved by the Bell the New Class where Mr. Belding rode a Harley and dressed as a biker. It was so hot when Screech angered Mr. B by repeatedly yelling “Zoinks” while Mr. B was trying to rev his new motorcycle. (Why Mr. B had his new bike in The Max was never explained). After yelling “Zoinks” for the hundredth time Mr. B punched Screech in his giant hook nose, knocking him over. Then Mr. B fired up the Harley and did a massive burnout on Screech, shredding his Zubaz pants, and ridiculous shirt. As Screech screamed in pain Mr. B got off the bike and began ass raping Screech while the entire crowd at The Max cheered with many of the male occupants jerking off! It was so hot! At the end Mr. B got back on his bike, and positioned it so the tailpipe was in Screech’s face. He then revved it until it backfire in Screech’s face leaving a giant black soot impression. He then gunned it out of there. Mr. Belding was one cool cat back then.

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Brutus said May 17, 2020 @ 1:36 am
I can’t believe the moderator of this board has allowed all that spam to sit there, making the various reports on deviant homosexual behavior harder to find. Today I was out and a I saw a pack of guys riding pink “crotch rocket” motorcycles. They all had jock straps on their faces in place of masks and I could see pee stains on some of them. They also had pink leather jackets on. When the passed me I could see the name “Booty Bandits” on the back of each of their jackets. Has anyone else spotted this queer motorcycle gang? They were driving recklessly, playing grab ass with each other, and one guy even leaned his ass off his bike so he could take a dump out of some flap in his black leather pants! I’m wondering if they are a new gang who has also taken advantage of lax law enforcement during this awful pandemic?!

Pepperoni Tony said May 16, 2020 @ 9:01 pm
Spammer, you should be in prison for your hate crime against the gay community! You are so lucky Obama isn’t still President as his administration would take this far more seriously than the Trump administration!!!

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Gary said May 15, 2020 @ 7:22 pm
Michael Oliver, the guy who played the kid in the early 1990s Problem Child movies grew up to be a weird-looking adult. He has a long mullet and serious b.o. Nobody wants to cast him anymore, so he became a roadie for a band in Los Angeles. I remember hearing a few years ago that the fans of punk bands would always harass him as a joke. People would stand near him at concerts and would intentionally drop ass before walking away and would then laugh at his reaction. I wonder whether he will start wearing a mask or a jock strap on his face when the economy back up so that he can protect himself from the Coronavirus?

CoronaFart said May 15, 2020 @ 5:46 pm
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TrumpSuckz said May 15, 2020 @ 5:45 pm
oh u were joking lol

Gay Guys Wearing Athletic Cups on Their Faces

There is a big trend within the gay community where gay men where athletic cups on their faces.  I believe that this trend was started when Screech wore the athletic cup from Slater's sweaty jock strap on his face after Bayside beat valley in the uber homoerotic episode of Saved By The Bell!

Dustin Diamond's Enormous Hook Nose

One of Dustin Diamond's trademark physical features is his enormous hook nose.  I captured this image of Diamond's hook nose from video of a news segment about Dennis Haskins.

Picture of Screech Holding Mr. Belding's Underwear

This is a nice picture of Screech holding a pair of Mr. Belding's underwear.  I believe that this picture was taken during one of the later seasons of Saved By The Bell: The New Class when Mr. Belding had become morbidly obese, ballooning to 450 lbs.

Elvis Presley's Pee-Stained Underwear

A pair of pee-stained underwear worn by Elvis Presley in 1977 went on the auction block in 2012.  Apparently Elvis wore this underwear under a jump suit during a concert and he pissed his pants during the concert.  This pair of underwear was on display at the Elvis-A-Rama museum in Nevada.  I wonder how big the urine stains were on Mr. Belding's underwear???

Queer Posts From the How to be Punk Forum - Part 2

I found more hot spank-worthy posts in the How to be Punk forum:

Carbon Fiber said May 15, 2020 @ 12:39 am
Today I was speaking with a gym coach at a local high school, and he informed me his locker room had been broken into and the only thing they took were used jock straps. It seems there is an epidemic where deranged gay men are taking advantage of regulations regarding wearing face masks. These deranged weirdos are wearing used jock straps to derive sexual pleasure! I’ve seen dozens of weirdos doing this and I believe it’s disgusting. Hopefully president Trump passes a law to throw these degenerates into prison!

Gary said May 14, 2020 @ 3:50 am
Anonymous, how dare you attack Andrew! He’s doing the Lord’s work by operating this fine website for fans of punk music. If you were a true fan of punk music, you would appreciate that an eclectic group of people follow the genre. There was a time where fans of punk music often had spiky hair or colored streaks in their hair. But times change and the fans of punk music have also evolved. The country has changed in recent years and now there are many mentally deranged homosexuals who love the music. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing as someone needs to purchase tickets so that punk bands can survive. But it does mean that more and more people who attend punk concerts are going to be the type of guys who loiter in men’s rooms trying to catch a glimpse of random strangers pissing at urinals or who loco themselves in a stall so they can pleasure themselves to the sounds and smells of someone in an adjacent stall taking a loud and smelly dump. You should really try to be more open and accepting of this alternative lifestyle.

Anonymous said May 13, 2020 @ 1:15 pm
Holy fucking shit, this is freakin’ horrible! WTF is going on here? Why is there SO MUCH gay bullshit?? Andrew!! Get the FUCK over here, and explain why this is happening??
If this site is gonna be like this...then I can’t visit anymore. It’s disgusting - polluted by gay retards. And I used to actually LIKE this site. Andrew, if you want punks to visit your site, you’d better get the fuck moving. Otherwise you’re gay LOL

TrumpSuckz said May 13, 2020 @ 12:59 pm
Hey Carbon Fiber! Did you know that you are a sad little fucker? Trump is an idiot. Fuck off.

Gary said May 13, 2020 @ 7:14 am
When I was in college I did some freelance work for the school's student newspaper. One time I was assigned to go to a club downtown and write a review of a performance by a queercore band called "Pansy Division." I had never heard of that band or queercore before, so it was totally new to me. When I showed up I discovered that I appeared to be the only heterosexual in the club, so I positioned myself so that I was standing with my back to a wall in order to protect my ass from any deviants. During the show, the lead singer pranced around the stage while he sang various dance songs. There was a makeshift mosh pit where people in the audience would jump up against each other - they appeared to be trying to jump so that their asses would hit someone in the chest while ripping ass. I thought it was nasty, but the guys in the mosh pit were really into it. I only stayed at the concert for about 45 minutes because the entire club started to smell like an anus from all of the heinous farts being released in the mosh pit.

Bob Buttocks said May 12, 2020 @ 11:09 pm
My favorite punk rock band was DD and the Dicksmokers. Their bass player was Dustin Diamond from “Saved by the Bell”. They would whip the crowd into a homoerotic frenzy with hits like “rim goblin”. I lost many a load at their shows!

British Bulldog said May 12, 2020 @ 11:41 am
No, he's dead you stupid bitch. :)

Chrissy said May 12, 2020 @ 11:40 am
My favorite punk rock band ever is Linkin Park and I think that their singer, Chester Bennington, is totally gorgeous - does anybody in here know if he's married?

Brian said May 11, 2020 @ 1:49 am
I went to see a Ramones cover band a few years ago when I visited Chicago. The cover band was pretty decent. During a brief intermission, I went to the men’s room to take a piss and there was someone in one of the bathroom stalls who must have had Irritable Bowel Syndrome or some type of stomach virus - that guy was moaning like he was in pain and was loudly spraying diarrhea. The bathroom smelled quite foul but I otherwise didn’t give this much thought until recently when I read that farting and flushing toilets can aerosolize droplets of Coronavirus. When the lockdowns end and punk bands resume having shows, we all need to be watchful for these types of incidents to keep ourselves healthy.

John said May 10, 2020 @ 5:29 am
I went for a 5-mile run today, my first run outside in months. After about 1.5 miles, I started running on a high school’s track and encountered a group of several young men who appeared to be of college age. They were sitting in one of the long jump pits and at first I thought they were wearing face masks. However when I got closer to them I realized they were actually wearing jock straps on their faces. It appeared as though they were sweaty jock straps which had been stolen from the high school’s football team! Then one of the young men pulled down his shorts and unleashed a monstrously loud fart in the face of another guy while he said, “Take that Coronavirus Fart, you BITCH!!” Several others also stood up and ripped ass on each other before sucking each other off and tonguing each other’s anuses! If any of those demented queers thought that wearing a sweaty jock strap on their faces would protect them from catching the Coronavirus, I think they were dead wrong.

Todd said May 9, 2020 @ 9:04 am
Gary, our world has turned quite strange with gay men everywhere taking what was once hidden away in homes and the dumpsters in back alleys into the open! I think it’s a total disgrace. Today I stopped at a gas station and while I was filling up my car two deviants at the next pump over were having hot man action. Then one stuck the gas pump up the others asshole and began pumping gas into his asshole. I got in my car and got the hell out of there. Who knows what happened next!

Gary said May 9, 2020 @ 6:32 am
I went to pick up groceries at a Ralph's grocery store this evening. On my way home, I drove past the Los Angeles National Cemetery when I looked over and saw that a bunch of guys were engaging in a homosexual orgy. I did see that a few of those dudes appeared to be taking their temperature, presumably to test for Coronavirus infections. I saw a couple guys taking their temperatures rectally with thermometers in their asses - they pulled them out and then looked at the readings. They must have been happy because they high-fived each other and then had a cock swordfight! However, they also passed their thermometers to a couple other dudes who put the thermometers in their mouths even though they had just been in some other dude's rectum! They both appeared to find exquisite pleasure in having the rectal thermometers in their mouths! They each proceeded to take the thermometers out of their mouths, read the thermometers, and then ripped ass in each other's face! Even though mentally-deranged degenerated are taking over America's parks and cemeteries during the nationwide lockdowns, at least some of them are checking themselves for symptoms of the Coronavirus!

Howard said May 8, 2020 @ 4:23 am
I went to McDonalds today. Only the Drive-thru is open and when I pulled up to menu board to place my order I heard grunting and a bunch of farts coming from behind it. I was able to back up to a position to where I could see behind the board and saw an obese older man pounding away at the ass of some younger poofy headed guy. The old guy was eating what I think were two Big Mac’s combined into one giant sandwich. When I finally placed my order and got to the window to get my food I reported this. The person at the window shrugged and reached down his pants and began fondling himself. I got the hell out of there!

Ralph said May 8, 2020 @ 4:00 am
Gary and Todd, it seems that during this epidemic the gay population of this country has used the quarantine to take over much of the country! I’m beginning to wonder if this pandemic was started by the homosexual population, as they are already full of various viruses and diseases and seem to be immune to the coronavirus! Either that or the Chinese hope to turn the mighty US into a bunch of limp wrists, ass eating, degenerates! Then they will attack and take over the world! We may have stumbled upon the greatest plot of all times!

Gary said May 8, 2020 @ 3:51 am
I grabbed Chipotle for dinner yesterday. After paying and walking out the door with my order to go, I heard a commotion in the alley to the side of the restaurant. I assumed that it was some type of wild animal, such as a raccoon or rat, but when I peered around the corner, I saw that it was a few dudes who were congregating next to a dumpster filled with rotting garbage. Those guys were wearing shirt and shoes, but none of them were wearing any pants. I saw one dork-looking white guy with a poofy afro and a big hook nose who was sitting on his knees while four other guys had their bare asses pressed up against his face and were unleashing Coronavirus farts in his face! Then three of them turned around and jerked off into his face while the guy in the middle uttered "Zoinks!" None of these weirdos were wearing masks or taking any efforts to protect themselves from spreading the Coronavirus or HIV. Then I saw a fat older man kick the guy in the stomach, causing the guy to double over in pain! The fat older guy then sprayed diarrhea onto the dork's guy's chest until it was covered in a thick layer of feces! The older man then pissed his name into the feces canvas on the dork's chest!!!

Todd said May 8, 2020 @ 12:19 am
Today I went to Whole Foods and found something odd. As I got close to aisle 6 I could hear music and there was a foul smell coming from it. When I got there there were orange cones blocking the entrance to the aisle and a sign that read “queers only”. When I looked down the aisle I could see about 15 guys in various forms of undress dancing to a boom box that was on a shelf. Someone had also hung one of those dance balls up and lights were hitting it. A few of the guys were totally nude and were bent over, while this obese guy with a Jew fro crawled behind them and belched into their assholes. One of the guys released a shit after receiving the ass belch and the fat guy gobbled it up! A few others were having hard core sex! Right there in aisle 6! Is this a normal activity to see happen at a Whole Foods? It was frustrating as a I needed a few things in that aisle and couldn’t get them!

Queer Fart Fetish Books

Many gay men are sexually aroused by sniffing farts and often loiter in men's rooms at highway rest stops where they are aroused by random truckers taking loud and smelly dumps.  I recently discovered that there are many e-books for sale on Amazon to gay men who have this fetish, such as the ones shown below:

Smelly Elevator: A Gay Fart Fetish Erotica 
What happens when two enemies from high school are trapped in a broken-down elevator? Do they ignore each other? Do they fight? Do they kiss and make up? Do they fart up the small car?  Anson, finally escaped the torment of high school, just found himself stuck with his number 1 tormentor from those days. Of course, he’s still as attractive as ever, even though he’s still a jerk.  Prince, having enrolled at the perfect university for himself and hoping to find true happiness has found himself being haunted by his past mistakes in the form of Anson. Maybe it’s time to confront them. Maybe he should finally talk to Anson. Maybe he shouldn’t have had what he did for lunch beforehand. ...

That Gassy Wrestler 
College wrestler Ozzy just won a wrestling tournament but he has his eye on the true prize, in the form of that cute guy who was sitting down in the stands watching him. Ozzy’s been getting a particular feeling whenever he sees the guy, not to mention he has a very lovely face that he’d just love to sit and fart on. Everett let himself be dragged to the wrestling tournament, if only to watch all those sweaty big guys toss each other around. He found himself observing one particular guy, that same guy Stephanie has her eyes on. But Everett gets a kick out of watching that guy, especially that giant butt he carries with him, strangely hoping that one day he’d be able to get up close and personal with it and Ozzy himself. ...

Spying, Sneaking, and Stinking
Reynaldo Rodriguez, suave superspy extraordinaire, completes mission after mission with little difficulty. However, 3 months after an unusually unlucky mission, something seems to be changing in him as he is preparing for another mission. Rey never thought himself to be a very gaseous man, but while he’s enjoying his time at a gay resort, Rey’s finding himself rather flatulent these days, not that he seems to mind, nor do his hookups. But Rey needs to figure out what is going on before it’s too late. ...

Gassy Landon & The Day He Stunk Up His Whole Dorm
Landon is a college freshman who gets challenged by his roommates to eat insane amounts of food. The gas that ensues is dangerously potent, and it starts to turn Landon on. Will he learn to accept these new feelings about his gas? Will someone else? Follow Landon as he goes on an adventure to get as gassy as possible and stink up his entire dorm!

The Night My Super Sexy, Super Stinky Boyfriend Farted Over 200 Times: A Fart Fetish Short 
"This is a fart fetish story about the time my boyfriend farted over two hundred times in one night. I had always been quite hesitant to tell him my secret kink, but in the end, we grew closer than ever."  Follow along for a night with Brad and CJ. Brad has an unusual kink that CJ unknowingly teases one night after getting drinks and food with his old friends.

Will CJ discover that his boyfriend wants him to continue this prolific farting ability? Or will Bradley be too scared to confess?

My Gassy Valentine: Part 1
Tyler dumps his prudish boyfriend before Valentine's Day who outs his fetish to the whole restaurant and he winds up getting involved with a couple in the area. Ryan has the worst gas imaginable. His boyfriend Chad hates it. Ryan learns that he can have a man that loves him and his gas. Does Chad learn to appreciate his boyfriend's gas? Or will Tyler find true love after all?

My Gassy Valentine: Part Two
Tyler and Ryan enjoy a Valentine's Day complete with fart play. Ryan makes sure that Tyler is left on edge for the duration of the night. This short features the romantic and sexual bond between two fart fetishist lovers.

Twink Stink
Jake and Tommy loved each other even before coming out Senior year of college. Tommy's fetish for farting could be too much for Jake to handle. Can two twinks help Tommy out and give him the courage to share his secret with Jake? Or does one of those men want Tommy all to himself?

Fart King
Brad has had countless boyfriends but has never shared his secret. Tim has quite the penchant for passing gas. It's a match made in fart heaven with these two gentlemen.

Professor Eprocto - Part 1
A fart fetishist Professor offers a failing freshman some inventive extra credit.

Professor Eprocto - Part 2
A Fart Fetishist Professor Struggles Over the Possible Consequences of His Newfound Relationship.

Professor Eprocto - Part 3
A Fart Fetishist Professor Learns the Dangers of the Student Surpassing the Teacher.

Professor Eprocto - Part 4
A Fart Fetishist Professor Learns that Lustful Behavior can really stink .

Queer Posts From "How to be Punk" Forum

I found these hot spank-worthy posts in a forum entitled "How to be Punk":

Barf said May 7, 2020 @ 6:48 am
I spray painted my pubes different colors before I head out to the parks and dumpsters to have hot man love. That makes me one badass punk. I even spray painted my asshole so when I fart I shoot orange tinged gas balls in my lovers faces. It’s highly erotic and a big part of punk life!


Dude with Genital Warts said May 6, 2020 @ 3:07 pm
One of my buddies lives in Chicago. Apparently it is a well-known fact that Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo is in a gay relationship with Steve Bartman, the dorky Cubs superfan who tried to catch a baseball in the 2003 playoffs and helped instigate an epic Cubs collapse. Anyway, my buddy said that Rizzo and Bartman were seen frolicking around the city over the weekend - Anthony was wearing his Cubs uniform and Bartman was wearing the same outfit and big headphones he wore to the 2003 playoff game. Apparently they were holding hands and skipping through Lincoln Park without wearing masks as Anthony was holding a deep dish pepperoni pizza from Giordano's. They stopped in front of Lincoln Park Zoo and then Anthony started eating the pizza. Then they started to passionately make out. At one point, Anthony Rizzo pulled down his uniform pants and ripped a wet and heinous-smelling pepperoni fart right in Bartman's face! Bartman then fell over and jizzed and shit his pants while moaning in ecstasy! Rizzo then pissed on Bartman while again ripping a 75 dB pepperoni fart!!! I'm surprised that those two freaks aren't arrested for engaging in dangerous acts of sodomy during the Coronovirus lockdown!


Carbon Fiber said May 6, 2020 @ 1:18 am
I can’t believe how the US has been overrun with queers during this pandemic. While everyone is staying home in order to slow the spread queers have taken advantage of this to take over society and engage in various disgusting behaviors. Now that some areas are relaxing the shelter in place rules we are finding that our beloved parks, as well as all other outdoor areas, have been taken over by demented queers frolicking about. I was hiking on the Appalachian trail last weekend and there were tens of thousands of deranged queers playing nude leapfrog, pissing and shitting on each other, and having hardcore buttsex. I barely could hear any normal nature sounds over the cacophony of farts. The stench was overwhelming. I left and went to a local park where I found more of the same. I’m truly hoping President Trump takes back our country from these demented queers!


Dude with Genital Warts said May 5, 2020 @ 2:00 pm
I live in Los Angeles and took my car for a drive through McArthur Park over the weekend. That park is notorious for the homeless bums and vagrants who live there, but it is reasonably safe to drive past during the daytime. As I drove around the park, I saw two gay guys who were in the nude and were doing some type of leapfrog game where they would take turns jumping up and leaping over each other. I also realized that they would rip loud farts during this exercise and seemed to time their farts to be realized at the moment they finished a leapfrog and their bare ass was right in the face of the other! It was really strange and neither of them were wearing any type of mask. After doing several leapfrogs, they both ran up to a homeless man who appeared to be trying to sleep and they each ripped ass in his face! I know that Los Angeles is gay-friendly, but this was far too extreme and dangerous in the time of the Coronavirus.


Hank said May 5, 2020 @ 6:41 am
Guys, today I was in Miami Gardens Park when I was accosted in the bathroom by a black guy who told me he was Michael Jordan. He asked if I wanted to “hit up a stall” with him. I was hesitant as I’m not a gay man, but this was Michael Jordan! He was even wearing one of his legendary Chicago Bulls jerseys. We hit up a stall and he pulled down his pants and blasted a fart in my face. He then began sucking me off and begging for me to jizz on his head, and pass gas in his mouth! Now I’m not gay, but I have to say I enjoyed it and blew a massive load on his head. I then blasted a fart into his mouth which made him fall to the floor moaning and groaning in pleasure, while also jizzing his pants. We then parted ways. I now believe I may have been tricked as I googled Michael Jordan and found he’s 6’ 6 where this guy was about 5’2. This guy also weighed about 300 pounds. Do you guys think I hooked up with the real Michael Jordan? He did make a nice shot of a paper towel into a garbage from like 5 feet away!


David Dookie said May 5, 2020 @ 4:47 am
Gary, you sound very homophobic! Instead of being disgusted by those gentlemen’s loving activities you should have opened your mind and joined in! Right now there is nothing more erotic then huffing a Cornoavirus fart. It is more moist and flavorful then a regular fart. You might have learned this, and experienced some hot man action had you not been so judgmental.


Gary said May 4, 2020 @ 2:10 pm
I was driving across Nevada a couple weeks ago when I stopped at a rest area in Reno because I had to take a leak. I walked into the men's room and encountered some demented weirdos! There was some type of commotion in one of the stalls and I looked down and saw that there were two pairs of legs in that stall. I also heard a loud fart followed by some moaning. After the fart, I heard someone say, "Yeah, smell that Coronvirus fart you FAGGOT!" I then heard the heard the toilet seat fall and heard what sounded like the two men sitting down to share the same toilet seat. As I was finishing pissing at the urinal, I heard a bunch of splashes of feces being expelled into the toilet water accompanied by some heinous farts. The entire bathroom smelled like an anus by this point, so I quickly washed my hands and got out of there to continue on my way.


Blue Balls said May 4, 2020 @ 7:38 am
I am so happy to see how quickly this fine board is queering up. I’ve already lost a few loads since it changed to 100 percent gay. In these troubled times where only rabid queers roam the outdoors those of us who are into safety need venues like this to find hot spank material. My partner Raul and I have been reading these stories to each other while jerking each other off!


CORkY said May 3, 2020 @ 9:15 pm
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The Big Bopper said May 3, 2020 @ 6:56 pm
I was driving along Venice Beach the other day and happened to look over and saw a couple guys tonguing each other's anuses right on the walking path. So many regular people are holed up in the homes and the deviants have free reign to engage in sodomy in public places right now. There was another guy with a huge Jew-fro standing near those two and his pants were down as he was masturbating vigorously.


Kim Jong Un said May 3, 2020 @ 12:18 pm
I am alive. Please send Dustin “Screech” Diamond to North Korea so he may service my every penis and ass need. I believe this may help bring peace between our countries.


Fart Goblin said May 3, 2020 @ 9:28 am
I’m in Troy and I just sucked a coronavirus fart from the ass of a dude dressed as He Man. It was so f’n erotic!


Pig Pen said May 2, 2020 @ 12:12 am
Fellow queers, I just rolled into Troy in my big rig. You wouldn’t know the coronavirus is even happening here! There are dudes buttslamming each other everywhere. No one is wearing a mask, and I doubt safety protocols allow for one dude to tongue another dudes anus! The dumpsters are all being set up and I’m headed to Pizza Hut to grab a few deep dish pepperoni pies. That should give me plenty of noxious ass gas, as well as get me ready to spray diarrhea. I saw a guy who had a giant poofy jewfro. He was wearing Zubaz pants. A Mexican guy in acid washed jeans was pissing in said jewfro. I can’t be sure but it was either the actor who played “screech” in saved by the bell or someone who looks a lot like him. Everyone who can should head to Troy!


ROCCO said May 1, 2020 @ 6:05 pm
I hope everyone here is aware that in Ohio the only city not on lockdown is Troy. The cities nearly 100 percent queer population would never forgo their gay festivals and dumpster parties because of a silly little virus. Most already have numerous virus’s floating around their bodies anyway. So if you’re looking for a hot hookup head to Troy. This weekend spring weather should make things really nice for “Dumpsterpalooza” where dozens of construction dumpsters will be attached end to end and thousands of horny queers will go to town on each other. I have heard legendary pepperoni fart champion Steve Anus will he in attendance! I was thrilled when I saw he posts on this board!


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Steve Anus said Apr 30, 2020 @ 11:16 pm
This website has a great guestbook- I’m glad I found it recently. I’ve already lost three loads reading the hot gay fantasies posted here while pleasuring myself. Thanks guys! 😘


British Bulldog said Apr 30, 2020 @ 3:53 pm
Hey Zackie-Boy, why don't you lick the shit out of a pregnant goat's arsehole, you steaming pile of putrid pigshit.


Gay Zack said Apr 29, 2020 @ 2:06 pm
So I met Dustin Diamond at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a nice stiff drink, which he slammed down. I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. During that whole time Dustin and I got to talking about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if I would have a problem if he smoked some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little cloth bag that had a glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He kind off smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked and offered me some. I refused so he smoked more. After a while he sat by me and started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my off. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his stomache. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit – it turns me on just thinking about it. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys, but even if he doesn’t return, at least we had that one beautiful night of homo erotic pleasure that gets me hard and dripping every time I think of it.


Kurtis said Apr 29, 2020 @ 2:02 pm
Does anyone here fantasize about Dustin "Screech" Diamond? I want to fire my seed down his throat and take a dump in his Jew-fro!