I found even more spank-worthy posts from the "How to be Punk"forum:
Todd said Jul 1, 2020 @ 6:34 am
When I was in high school one of my classmates was a little too chummy with the principal. They would hang out on the weekend eating pizza and watching movies. My classmate was really weird and annoying. I think he touched the principal’s peepee and made out. Years later they now work together.
Marina Oswald said Jun 29, 2020 @ 3:14 am
My former husband, Lee Harvey Oswald, did not kill JFK. I have proof and will be releasing it in this esteemed board. I will tell you right now Lee was having hot man action during the shooting and was huffing the farts of a co-worker. The only “shots” that came from the sixth floor were extremely loud farts.
Coomer said Jun 28, 2020 @ 4:14 am
In America, some people want small mommy gf with small milky. But, we need to make sure that the tent is big enough for biggy milky and penis. My god, I need this so bad.
amy said Jun 27, 2020 @ 10:22 pm
uhh what's up
Dumpster Dan said Jun 25, 2020 @ 7:28 am
Today at work I shit my pants. Some deranged weirdo came over to me and began sniffing my ass like a dog. I could also see he was sporting an erection! What the fuck?
Kurt said Jun 22, 2020 @ 9:07 am
Rok Hard, the best nude leapfrog technique is to rip ass in the face of the guy you are leapfrogging when your ass is mere inches from that guy's nose. It does not matter whether the leapfrogged man belches into the anus of the man who leapfrogged him, although it could spice things up! Last week, I saw a big white guy in his late-20's who was wearing a Chicago Cubs game jersey with no pants. He leapfrogged over a pudgy, dorky-looking guy who was was wearing huge late-1980s era headphones and a Cubs hat - the big guy timed a fart perfectly so that his bare ass was maybe two inches from the other guy's nose during a nude leapfrog jump!
Studz McKenzie said Jun 22, 2020 @ 2:20 am
That is one insanely erotic idea! Can you imagine rubbing assholes and both people fart at the same time? If lesbians have scissoring we can have asshole rubbing! So many hot options. I might do this tonight and try a Monroe transfer!
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 21, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
Hi fellow queers. Do any of you guys remember the show To Catch a Predator? The show has a lot of degenerate homosexuals looking to hook up with teens (instead of just wanting to parade around in public performing sexual acts in front of them like any normal gay) and some of the chats have some crazy ideas we could steal for example. The Degenerate Rabbi David Kaye has this to say to the decoy
“ REDBD [05:07 PM]: i like sucking and being sucked
REDBD [05:08 PM]: i like ot kiss
MadC Rad1992 [05:08 PM]: i wanna try that
REDBD [05:08 PM]: and rub assholes”
I propose we all start to rub assholes to replace shaking hands. I believe that it would be hot as hell and maybe we can pass some wicked new stds via asshole to asshole contact!
Rok Hard said Jun 19, 2020 @ 11:23 pm
Hello fellow ass aficionados! I have a question regarding proper leapfrog etiquette. I for one say that proper decorum is for someone to leapfrog another, receive an anus belch, then blast ass in that persons face. Others argue with me and say one should leapfrog, tip ass, then receive an anus belch. In some parts of the queer community this question is creating mass division and I’ve even seen a few demented queers wearing tshirts depicting what they believe to be proper technique. Please chime in and offer your thoughts on this incredibly important and pressing matter!
Kurt said Jun 18, 2020 @ 10:57 am
Hey gang, I was at a Corona-turd Jai Alai competition last night which had a new set of rules. Instead of firing their Coronavirus turds at a wall with their jock straps, there was instead a guy in a field who stood about 75 feet away and the players tried to hit him with their feces! The guy in the field had a poofy white man's afro and was wearing pink Zubaz pants. Apparently the man in the field is known as a "catcher." One of the competitors was very skilled and managed to hit the catcher right in the face with his feces, which was awesome! The next guy managed to nail the catcher right in the junk with a meaty turd, which made me laugh!!
Pepperoni Pete said Jun 18, 2020 @ 8:10 am
I’m so glad our heinous pepperoni coronafart campaign seems to have lit up the numbers in states like Texas and Arizona! We queers are really doing a solid job helping spread COVID-19 like wildfire! I haven’t had this much fun since AIDS came out!
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 17, 2020 @ 6:52 pm
A lot of seriously hot ideas regarding independent queer states across America and soon the world. The glass walls in the casino has got me thinking. We should be able to force all the heterosexuals and especially their children to watch our deranged queer antics I propose that all walls in any Anus Zone be made from glass.
Toxic Tom said Jun 17, 2020 @ 2:47 am
Thanks for that hot tip Kurt! Today I went down to city hall here in San Fran. I demanded the city hand over Alcatraz Island for Anus Land. The people there laughed at me and told me that LGBT rights were “so 1995” and that they didn’t care about my demands. They claimed that they are saving Alcatraz island for BLM and Antifa who are the new darlings of the San Fran mayors office! I was infuriated! I had dreamed of us finally having land of our own where we could frolick nude, wear our pee strained jock straps, huff each others farts, and engage in levels of debauchery not yet even dreamed of! Much of our hot action could be watched by hetero’s and their families through the giant glass windows in our casino. Instead it seems our dreams have been crushed. We are no longer the oppressed in the minds of the world. Instead the oppressed are peaceful looters who burn down buildings and assassinate police officers. This shall not stand!
Kurt said Jun 16, 2020 @ 8:25 pm
Just to let everyone know, there was a punk cover band playing during a nude leapfrog competition last night in the Anus Zone area of Portland. In case you wonder who won this competitive endeavor, I have to say that everyone was a winner! I was standing 25 feet away and I certainly smelled it when a big fat guy ripped a wet fart in random stranger's face right after leapfrogging him. There was also some type of Jai Alai slingshot competition I had never seen before - three guys lined up about 50 feet away from a white wall. They were each completely nude except for a jock strap which was worn with the pouch portion covering their ass cracks instead of their balls. Then they each took a big dump into the jock strap pouch and then used the jock strap as a Jai Alai scoop to fire their turds at the white wall! One guy managed to hit 25 feet up on the wall with a particularly meaty turd!!!
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 16, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Andrew, don’t be a homophobe this is a safe space for homosexuals to discuss opening our own autonomous zone to get away from homophobes and peaceful rioters. Before the homo colonisation of this guestbook it was a complete drag with the most unerotic content I’ve ever read. It is now a veritable gay bar of tales of degeneracy. I hope one day you get to witness me twirling dildos while getting pleasure from a fat dude dressed as Me Belding in front of you happy family forcing your young children to watch while you’re forced to clap and state how brave I am.
If you can’t contribute with ideas I will have to give you corona with a massive smelly fart.
andrew said Jun 16, 2020 @ 4:59 am
jesus christ you have a lot of time on your hands.
Toxic Tom said Jun 16, 2020 @ 3:03 am
I’m still loving the Alcatraz idea, mixed with the idea of having gambling as well. We could easily take over that island and name it Anus Land. Queers only! But to support our degenerate lifestyles we need piles of cash. We could do that by opening a casino in part of the old prison. Since a ferry service that already transports 1.4 million people per year to the island we would have no problem getting people on and off the island. We of course would demand that the cost of ferry transportation and upkeep be paid for by San Francisco. We would also make them pay for our casino to be built. We would then take all the profits and spend them on essentials like tons of gay porn, anal lube, and poppers. The straights allowed in the casino would not be allowed on the rest of Anus Land. That would be for queers only! We would have our own little queer police force that would dole out harsh lessons to anyone breaking the rules! I’m going to keep working on this idea.
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:37 pm
Today I tried to plant the rainbow flag in a local park to officially found our Gay autonomous zone but within seconds of planting the flag instead of a rush of queers running into the park to naked leap frog and swap aids strains a large peaceful black rapper with dreadlocks and his “cru” peacefully pulled a gun on me and renamed the zone to Fuck Whitey zone. They have now kicked me out of the zone for being a “cracker faggot”. I thought these BLM people were tolerant and peaceful. Seems there is no place in America now for a group of gay men to come together, wear piss stained jockstraps on our faces and get up to all kinds of deranged homo shinanigans in public preferably in front of children!
Kurt said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:31 am
The gay community absolutely deserves its own reservation land! I would love to live in Anusville, the capital city in Anus Land!!! The gay community has given so much to America, such as art, fashion, and AIDS - we need our own land where we can frolick and prance around with playing nude leapfrog in full view of families with young children. We will also have casinos to make money like they do on Indian lands. The casinos will be all nude and the bathrooms will be a hot scene where anything goes!!!! There’s also nothing more exciting than playing nude leapfrog and ripping ass in a random dude’s face while a nice wholesome family is having a picnic 20 feet away.
Toxic Tom said Jun 15, 2020 @ 2:54 am
JewveBeenFramed,
That is one highly erotic idea. I feel we should start with Alcatraz, just like the Indians did in the 70’s when they occupied and named it “Indian Land” we could take it over for “Anus Land”. I can only imagine the fun we could have with the old prison, and it’s shower room. Very campy old time queer jailhouse fun! We could easily fend off attacks by manning the coastline and blasting any haters with our ass cannons. If BLM and Antifa get their own spot we queers should also get one! Hopefully after taking the island we could quickly install a steam room and some jacuzzis for some heavy scat play!
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 14, 2020 @ 10:04 pm
Fellow fart huffing queers. It’s time we made a stand I propose that like the peaceful BLM & Antifa rioters we should start our own autonomous region of San Francisco. In the past we have been able to parade around the streets urinating our aids piss in each other’s mouths and buttslaming each other in front of children but now the new media darlings BLM have stopped us from having our usual homoantics. This new region will be called the Anus zone and heterosexuality will be outlawed and all those who enter must wear a face jockstrap, perform a naked leapfrog and immediately suck a corona fart out of the asshole of the nearest obese homo.
Timmy said Jun 13, 2020 @ 8:34 pm
Intolerance is back! Last night my friends and I all headed to the drive in. We assumed it would be much like playing in the park during lockdown. We got there and began playing nude leapfrog in the grassy area in front of the screen. (The movie hadn’t started yet so we were bothering no one). There were about 20 of us playing and I thought everyone there would totally enjoy seeing 20 nude men leapfrogging each other and ripping loud farts. I was wrong. All it took was me leapfrogging someone and ripping a giant wet fart in their mouth while yelling “eat that coronafart faggot”! After I did this I could hear some intolerant lady squealing about “he has coronavirus” and all kinda of other hateful comments about our loving game of nude leapfrog. We kept playing but within 10 minutes the goon squad showed up. The police totally shut everything down, stripping us of our rights to play nude leapfrog, fart in each other’s faces, and have hot man love in front of families waiting to watch a movie. The police even tazed my friend Pepe! They did so because he released a loving diarrhea spray at them! How intolerant! We weren’t even allowed to watch the movie and were forced to leave without a refund. I’m so sad all the progress we made in recent months seems to have evaporated!
Ken said Jun 12, 2020 @ 7:05 pm
Apparently Antifa and BLM were planning on taking over a portion of downtown Nashville to establish an autonomous zone like they did with the apparent approval of weak beta cucks. But the governor of TN said this and violence would not be tolerated! Can you believe this bs? The red states are totally backward. Thank goodness that the governors of the blue states know the score and are tolerant enough to allow state government buildings to be occupied and understand that looting and rioting is a beautiful thing which should be encouraged. I’m so angry at this intolerance that I’m going to strangle my gay lover with a soiled men’s thong before ripping ass in his face and using his lips as a toilet seat!
Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:55 am
Thanks Todd. I hope to see you at Steamworks tonight. I’ll save a few floaters for you.
Todd said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:27 am
Seattle Sam, you must have had an awful experience! I don’t understand these Antifa people - I thought they were for equality! So it is ok for a mentally ill man to dress up like a woman and refer to himself as a “trans woman,” but it isn’t acceptable for gay men to engage in a few rounds of nude leapfrog while ripping ass in each other’s faces? Do they need see the hypocrisy???
Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 2:17 am
Fellow queers. Today I went down to the six block area of Seattle that has been taken over by Antifa and BLM. I heard it was totally free and it’s own country. I felt myself and my queer friends would be allowed to do whatever we wanted under this super tolerant environment. First off we were met by some white skinny guy with and AR 15 who hassled us about getting in. Once in we began skipping around and that quickly evolved into some nude leapfrog, and a tiny bit of scat play. All of sudden I heard “Ewww” and some hippie chick was pointing at us. Soon a bunch of BLM members started threatening us with guns and violence. We got out of there quickly. That free country six blocks is definitely not free and I advise all gay men to stay clear of it. Instead please meet up with us at Steamworks bath Seattle on Summit Ave. I will be in the spa surrounded by tons of dudes floaters!
Fart Goblin said Jun 11, 2020 @ 7:04 am
Tox, how do I get aliens to visit me and fart in my face?
Bobby said Jun 10, 2020 @ 6:20 am
Kurt, thank you for that descriptive tale of your homoerotic bathroom adventure. I lost two loads while reading it!
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