When making love to homeless men, I like to listen to "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls, "In the Navy" by The Village People, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, "O.P.P." by Naughty By Nature, and the Saved By The Bell theme song.- I think I met Carrot Top at the McDonald's on the Las Vegas strip a couple years ago, although I am not positive it was really him. I was waiting in line for a Big Mac when I accidentally ripped a fart. The guy standing behind me congratulated me on my fart and gave me a high-five. He was goofy-looking and had long curly red hair and appeared to be on steroids. Well one thing led to another and we ended up in the alley making out. I pissed in his hair, farted on his face, and then he sucked me off! It was pretty hot! I like to think that I was with the real Carrot Top that night, although it may just have been a random vagrant with red hair. Either way, it was a great experience!
- I cannot be certain, but he certainly should look into it! Under Obama's new health care plan, Diamond can probably get millions of dollars in free surgery for which the rest of us will have to foot the bill! I hope that Rod Belding is his surgeon and uses rusty nails and staples to sew up Diamond's asshole!
- No, it is not true. Instead, I heard that he flew to Africa to make love to a tribe of chimpanzees infected with Ebola. Diamond is most likely an extreme "bug chaser" and wants to contract as many dangerous diseases/STDs as possible before his HIV status eventually turns into full-blown AIDS.
- Of course not! I have never seen "Lost Boys" myself, but I heard that it is a movie about queer vampires who use their fangs to suck the blood out of human cock. I envision a tv playing "Lost Boys" while a couple dudes go to town on a bum's smelly nut-bag with a couple car antennas!
- Not really. Actually, I think it would be pretty hot if more queers camped out by the truck and rest stops! The only downside is that sometimes a queer can reach a point at which the b.o. and fecal stains on the queer's clothing become unbearable! I suppose that this potential problem could be addressed if a few powerful fire hoses were made available for anyone to use. I personally like to use a fire hose to clean out my gay lover's asshole every once in awhile!
- Diamond could not possibly have been behind the Hoffa murder, as Hoffa died before Diamond was born ... unless, of course, Diamond is a homosexual Jewish reincarnation of Hoffa's spirit!
I'm not sure about whether Diamond was involved in the recent death of Corey Haim. Diamond probably was a big fan of the Haimster and jerked off many times while watching Haim in "Lucas." Diamond was probably upset that Haim didn't want to film a sequel to Lucas.
It is possible that Diamond used his Jewish black magic to kill Haim, just like he used his influence to help the Muslims plan the 9/11 attacks. - I would have made love to my high school Physics professor, Mr. Jewberg. I was dating the French teacher, Mr. Jones, at the time and wasn't into freaky three-ways at that time. I had this crazy idea in my head that my diarrhea sprays and cum loads were reserved for mt gay lover in a relationship. However, now I know better that anything goes in a relationship between raging homosexuals! Like most queers, I now get my kink on with as many random dudes as possible, even if I am dating someone else. I make sure to eat at Taco Bell to replenish my bowels with diarrhea just in case I empty my colon onto some random dude at the gas station bathroom during my drive home to meet my gay lover!
- I have developed the muscles in my body, particularly my forearms and shoulders, to generate up to 300 ft-pounds of torque when swinging a 4-foot long car antenna. This amount of force would be sufficient to rip a testicle from a nut-sac and launch it a distance of 52 feet. Obviously I don't want to permanently injure my gay lovers, so I tone things down a bit. I estimate that I typically whip obese men in the nuts with about 50 ft-pounds of torque - this is sufficient force to burst blood vessels and leave dark welts on one's nuts and cause that person to pass out from the pain. Of course, there are many queers who are into S&M and get turned on by receiving pain and love it when they regain consciousness after being whipped in the balls and realize that they are covered in semen, piss, and diarrhea! Good times!
- I prefer to force one out! Forcing one out is more fun because nasty farts are typically released while pushing out a shit log. Ripping ass while shitting directly into some random dude's mouth is a huge turn-on for me and other queers!
- The closest I have come to hurricane sex was when four of my friends and I took turns farting and piss on a bum! The bum had a great time - we woke him up from a deep sleep. He thought he saw the eye of a hurricane, but it was just my asshole. I then sprayed diarrhea into his eyes and mouth. Good times!
- Yes, ripping a smelly fart in the face of some random dude can be very homo-erotic! I have found that greasy tacos and refried beans from a Mexican restaurant such as Chevy's combined with Coronas can mix to create highly pressurized noxious and stank farts in my colon!
I have also been able to produce a large amount of nasty farts while suffering from an intestinal virus. I recommend eating red meat products at a restaurant notorious for not requiring employees to wash their hands after taking a dump. I don't know whether it is true, but I heard a rumor that On the Border allows its employees to sneak food into the bathroom and piss and fart on it if customers are rude to the waiters. That could be a good place to catch an intestinal virus! - I'm too young to have experienced the bath house scene of the 70s. However, I suspect that the patrons of the bath houses in the 70s moved over to highway rest stops and truck stops during the 80s. Nowadays it's hard to take a leak at a rest stop urinal without some dude staring at your cock and offering a blow job! A couple weeks ago I stopped at a rest stop outside of Reno, NV and a random dude started licking my asshole while I pissed at a urinal - I got so excited that I shifted my position and ended up pissing all over the guy at the adjacent urinal. The guy next to me loved it!
The queer hot-tub scene is a whole different ball of wax and tends to attract the most deranged and raging homosexuals. One of the best things about a hot tub is that you take take a shit and have anal sex with some random dude while your own shit logs are floating mere inches away from your face! That experience cannot be replicated at a rest stop bathroom today or at a bath house during the 70s. - Everyone in this country deserves a nice, warm meal, even the homeless! I personally like to give back to the community and help those of us who are less fortunate than me. A couple years ago I in downtown St. Louis and finished a nice meal at a Burger King. As I was walking back to my office afterward, I noticed a malnourished bum resting on a park bench. Eager help out, I dropped my pants and ripped a tasty wet fart right in his face! Some fecal chunks landed in this guy's mouth. I think I gave him the best warm meal he'd had in months - I should claim this as a charitable donation on my tax returns!
- My dream date with Diamond begins at a nice authentic Mexican restaurant, such as Taco Bell. Halfway through our meal, I wink at Diamond and tell him to meet me by the dumpsters in the alley between the Taco Bell and the adjacent bowling alley in five minutes. I finish my meal a minute later and then exit the Taco Bell and unscrew a rusty car antenna from one of the mini-vans in the parking lot. I then quickly make my way over to the alley and hide in one of the dumpsters and close the lid on top of me and then drop my pants.
Diamond shows up a minute later and says, "Zoinks! Where are you Kurt?" I respond, "I'm in here, open the lid!" Diamond then opens the lid and I unleash a loud fart followed by a diarrhea spray of epic queer proportions. I lose about five pound of waste product from my colon and the excrement flies out of my asshole with such force that Diamond is knocked back several feet into the wall of the bowling alley and is momentarily out of breath.
I then leap out of the dumpster and start whipping Diamond in the nuts with the rusty car antenna. Diamond begs my to stop and asks me to do him in the ass. I comply and as I am about to climax, I pull out and blow my load in his Jew-fro! I then whip him in the nuts some more and then piss all over his face. After this, I head over to my car and drive home, leaving Diamond to recover for a little bit.
It's a dream date for both of us! - Well, it certainly didn't help! The real reason for the collapse of the Zubaz empire is because of the fabric used in their pants. Zubaz pants are notorious for quickly absorbing the smell of farts and overall ass and can quickly stink up and entire room! Most people were disgusted by the stank odor, although many homosexuals found it to be the ultimate turn-on.
I personally like to lift weights "commando-style" (i.e., without any underwear beneath) while wearing black and white Zubaz. I often do this after eating greasy Taco Bell for lunch - after ripping several wet farts, my Zubaz start to show brown stains and reek of the smell of my ass! I work out at a gym in Key West and and the most popular guy in the place because there are many, many deranged homosexuals who get turned on by the smell of my stinky Zubaz. - I suspect that President Diamond would lower the age of consent. I think that he and Mr. Belding had to sneak around the rowdy Saved By The Bell set when they started dating. Diamond must have enjoyed giving his ass to Belding and sucking off the Big Bopper when he was 15 and Belding was in his 40s; however, even though he was living in liberal southern California, society frowned upon this relationship at the time.
I also suspect that Diamond would pass a law to legalize cloning. I'm sure that he would like to clone a new asshole for himself after all of the damage that happened to his original one at the hands (and cocks) of Belding, Slater, Zack's dad, and Ox in the Bayside boy's bathroom. He would probably also like to clone Hound Dog after Belding cooked Hound Dog for that Thanksgiving back in 2001. - Yes, I do. It won't be a mainstream role, but I think he can make a comeback in adult movies. I can totally see him playing "Jizz Bucket #2" in the movie "Anal Cum Buckets #13." He might also star in a homosexual Saved By The Bell-themed movie someone dressed up as Mr. Belding really gives it to him right in the ass in the Bayside teacher's lounge.
- SBTB Hawaiian Style far more homoerotic! I loved the "lost" scenes where Screech was kidnapped by Chief Pupuku and then is viciously sodomized by all of the members of Pupuku's tribe - every one of them was a raging homosexual!
I also loved the scene where Chief Pupuku put out his red-hot peace pipe on Screech's tiny zoinker. As I recall, Screech passed out from the searing pain and woke up an hour later covered in the remnants of several diarrhea sprays. When Mr. Belding found Screech, he had no choice other than to piss all over Screech to remove the caked-on diarrhea and semen. - My favorite nickname for Diamond is "Zubaz-wearing cocksucker"!!! Although I will admit that I like some of his other nicknames, such as "hook-nosed rim goblim," "burr-headed jizz-bucket," "the Big Bopper's cum dumpster," and "that ugly dude with AIDS."
- Yes, this has happened a couple times in my life! Last summer I ate at a Chevy's mexican restaurant and later drank a couple steins of Guiness beer. Chevy's is reknowned for serving some of the greasiest tacos in the business and the mixture of its super-greasy tacos and Guiness beer combined together in my stomach and made me start to feel nauseous.
I was driving home to try to sleep off the discomfort when a feeling overcame me and I was afraid that I was going to shit my pants in my car. I stopped at the nearest gas station, grabbed the bathroom key and ran over to the men's room. When I opened the door, I discovered two dudes rubbing knobs in the only bathroom stall. :( So I pulled down my pants and prepared to shit in the nearby urinal. After I got my pants down, I ripped the loudest fart in my entire life - it sounded like a fog horn on a cruise ship and was probably even louder than a Chuck Berry fart! The bathroom mirror actually started to fog up as the humidity level in the bathroom rapidly increased.
The smell was nearly unbearable for me, but the two dudes in the stall couldn't take it and passed out. As I walked over to the stall to get some toilet paper, I saw that there was no toilet paper to be found. So I squatted over one of the passed out dudes and wiped my ass clean with his Jew-fro and Hypercolor t-shirt. I also pissed all over both of those guys to help them wake up and then washed my hands and drove home. - In my own personal experience, the southern states tend to have the best truck and rest stops for the horny guy looking for hot manly love. There also seem to be more Taco Bells and other Mexican fast food restaurants in the south, which tends to spice things up! I personally enjoy making out with a random dude after both of us have recently eaten at a Taco Bell - I love ripping ass and spraying diarrhea in the faces of my gay lovers!
I'll never forget the time I was at that rest stop outside of San Diego after I had consumed five Coronas and 7 greasy tacos from Taco Bell. I ripped one right in my lover's face and it smelled like rotting eggs - we both came instantly while sniffing my colon gases! - I prefer to be the giver, rather than the receiver of shit sprays. I prefer to give liquid shit sprays to my gay lovers. Solid shit sprays rarely achieve much distance and often land on the ground instead of on my lover's face where they belong!
- I don't! I had a bad encounter with some blacks guys who dressed up as Mylo the janitor from Good Morning Miss Bliss a few years ago. They were militant and chased me from the dumpsters behind a KFC in Atlanta. I barely managed to get away unharmed!
- I would like to go on a road trip with Diamond "Screech" Diamond and visit many rest stops throughout the southwest. I would dress up as Mr. Belding and eat greasy tacos from Taco Bell and then drop my pants, spray diarrhea in Diamond's face, and then wipe my ass with his Jew-fro. He would then suck me off. This is my ultimate gay fantasy!
Tuesday, April 02, 2013
My Formspring Account Postings
Several years ago I signed up for an account at Formspring to allow my queer friends or fans to ask me questions. Unfortunately, however, the Formspring website is going to be shut down soon, so I am copying the questions and my answers from my Formspring account below:
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Is Dustin Diamond a Scientist?
Fellow queers, I have discovered a video on youtube where a guy who looks just like Dustin Diamond discusses the propagation of waves and the weight of light. This guy is just as goofy as the real Dustin Diamond and has the same mannerisms and speaks the same way! Does anyone know whether this really is Dustin Diamond? If not, it may be Diamond's twin brother.
Perhaps one of the twins is the "good" one and the other is the "evil" one? If so, I bet that this is the "good" twin and Dustin Diamond is the "evil" one!
In any event, this is great spank material for Diamond's legion of gay fans!
Perhaps one of the twins is the "good" one and the other is the "evil" one? If so, I bet that this is the "good" twin and Dustin Diamond is the "evil" one!
In any event, this is great spank material for Diamond's legion of gay fans!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Comments from the New Dustindiamondisadick.com Guestbook - Part II
Here are some of the hot comments posted in the newer guestbook for Dustindiamondisadick.com:
| Name: | Tim |
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| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, do you remember that episode when your class rode the bus to the river for white water rafting? Remember how you annoyed the shit out of everyone by singing the "Brady Bunch" song on the bus for 3 hours? Remember when you arrived at the river and saw Rod Belding having sex with the stewardess? Remember when he got mad at you for interrupting and raped you in front of everyone while the kids recited the "Brady Bunch" song again? You sure an important lesson that time! |
| August 17, 2012 05:44:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ox |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, remember that episode where your dog, Hound Dog, walked into your room and caught you tossing off to Slater's wrestling picture in the Bayside yearbook...for the 50th time? Remember how Hound Dog panted as he stared at you? Remember how this made you uncomfortable as you smacked away at your tiny cock? Remember when you threw your pillow at him, hoping it would scare him away? Remember when your pillow hit him in the face and he started growling? Remember when Hound Dog started inching toward you while continuing to growl? Remember when you started to get concerned? Remember when Hound Dog jumped up onto your bed and lunged at your tiny cock? Remember when he snapped at your cock and bit down on your tiny manhood? Remember when his bite broke the skin and your cock started bleeding? Remember when you saw that Hound Dog's penis was completely erect? Remember he bit your hand and kept growling at you? Remember when he stuck his canine cock in the direction of your face? Remember |
| August 16, 2012 07:25:24 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Sammy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey Diamond, I read that Zack and Slater raped you after you lost their place in the line at the mall for the U2 tickets. Did Zack give you any STDs during this homosexual encounter? Is it true that Slater made you lick his asshole and that it smelled like baked tortillas? |
| August 16, 2012 07:23:11 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dao Aachen |
| Email: | aachendao{at}gmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Germany |
| Comments: | He's a fucking douchebag, always has been. |
| August 15, 2012 16:28:47 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Diamond, which of the following turns you on the most when Belding is taking a dump? (a) the smell; (b) the sound of his farts and feces hitting the toilet water; or (c) the image of watching him expel the contents of his bowels? Get back to me soon so I can masturbate! |
| August 15, 2012 09:56:57 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Tony |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dear dustin (and also whoever created this cool guestbook), I would very much like to fuck you in your asshole and then to spray my warm, watery, sweet corn kernel-infested diarreah all over your head and hair. |
| August 13, 2012 18:44:18 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kurt |
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| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, I have another question for you - when eating out Mr. Belding's asshole, do you enjoy it when he rips a wet fart right into your mouth? Get back to me soon. |
| August 13, 2012 09:49:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rick |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, how is Mr. Belding doing? Does he still use your Jewish afro as a urinal? Are your rainbow-colored pants still coated in his crusty cum stains? |
| August 13, 2012 09:43:36 (GMT Time) |
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| August 12, 2012 01:19:25 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kurtis |
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| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Diamond, remember that time when you cheated on your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when Belding walked in on you sucking off Zack's dad and got so mad he kicked you into a coma and then ass-raped your lifeless body? |
| August 10, 2012 09:39:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Sergio Shitlick |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey dustin, why don't you climb into my toilet and gobble up my stinky logs you shit-eating assfuck? |
| August 9, 2012 21:23:41 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | David Liang |
| Email: | Dliang{at}nola.gov |
| Where are you from: | New Orleans |
| Comments: | I grew up watching SBTB. The character of screech seemed to be for comedy relief, a foil and a target for the good looking cool kids. Not a gateway to a Hollywood career but still a memorable character. Instead of moving on, this Diamond guy seems to be forever trying to recapture his glory days by lying, cheating, and generally being a douch. Dude, you were never a star, yet you did better than many minor TV celebrities, so move on and get a job: |
| August 7, 2012 03:23:31 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | tina |
| Email: | christinabaluch{at}yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | asheville, nc |
| Comments: | I've always been a huge fan of saved by the bell - watched it growing up and still watch the reruns occasionally now...however...i have ALWAYS...and I mean ALWAYS hated dustin diamond...my husband and I constantly make fun of him and what a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG he is in all the episodes - it's like everyone else was required to act and have a purpose on the show except him - and he was the only one from the original cast ( except belding) who hung on to saved by the bell after it was canceled instead of moving on and growing in his acting career because HE CANNOT ACT - he has absolutely NO talent - and then i start to see him in all these reality shows and discover that not only is he a talentless douche bag fuck he is also an obnoxious jerk asshole...what a fucking waste of life |
| August 3, 2012 20:08:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Michael Oliver |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screechie-poo, it's me, Michael Oliver, from Problem Child. I am going to rub my trimmed fire-crotch all over over your face just like Mr. Belding used to do to you. Let's have sex soon. |
| August 2, 2012 04:26:48 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dustin Diamond |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Port Washington, Wisconsin |
| Comments: | Hi, this is Dustin Diamond and I just wanted to say that I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy black cock stuffed up my rectum. MMMMMMM..... There's nothing that I like better than a log-jam up the 'ol hershey highway and my tight, puckered love-bud is just what your throbbing pricks need, boys! Call me! |
| July 29, 2012 19:49:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Frankie Fartstain |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Intercourse, Pa. |
| Comments: | Hey Dustin, why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe? You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', cunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day. |
| July 29, 2012 19:41:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Magic Johnson |
| Email: | Olongjohnson{at}lakers.org |
| Where are you from: | Los Angeles |
| Comments: | Hi Dustin was wondering if I can ram your asshole with my huge black dick so I can pass my HIV/AIDS along. K thnx bai |
| July 29, 2012 17:16:06 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Tommy Turdface |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Egypt |
| Comments: | I heard that dustin diamond likes to drink huge, frothing bowls of his own gooey diarreah and then regurgitate it back into his mother's mouth when he's playing tonsil hockey with her afterwards. He then likes to wash it down with a glass of fresh urine. |
| July 27, 2012 21:45:57 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Tammy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | U guyz r funny |
| July 26, 2012 18:54:03 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Stephen |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, how many gallons of semen did Mr. Belding pump up your ass when were were in high school at Bayside? |
| July 26, 2012 08:33:13 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ox |
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| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, remember that episode where you scored some crack rock from Johnny Dakota? Remember how you paid for the crack by eating out Johnny's ass and then letting him have anal sex with you? |
| July 25, 2012 17:20:37 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | al |
| Email: | swkdls{at}yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | sd |
| Comments: | Seriously, fuck that walking cancer. |
| July 24, 2012 17:04:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Amy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | North Carolina |
| Comments: | Hi Dustin, I'm a big fan of you and saved by the bell and I was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck elizabeth berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and I thought that you two would've made a cute couple. |
| July 17, 2012 20:18:40 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Little Billy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | A small town in Alaska |
| Comments: | Hey dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did i thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck. |
| July 17, 2012 20:15:30 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Bernie |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Peabody, Texas |
| Comments: | All you haters of dustin diamond better shut the fuck up - The man is a geek, a god, and a much-needed hero for these troubled times. His butthole is also so dilated from repeated ass-reamings that you could drop a golf ball into it. |
| July 17, 2012 20:01:51 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Luke |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey Dustin I just wanted to share my fantasy with you, my sister has SBTB on DVD and sometimes I sneak them to my room and I jerk off thinking of this scene I made up. Basically I am a new student and I get on Zach's bad side and he gets revenge in the toilets when he, Slater and you all gang rape me, Slater and Zach double penetrate my virgin ass and I suck your dick hard and then you all cum on my face and we kiss and cum swap and then you all humiliate me by pissing all over my skinny body. |
| July 14, 2012 23:29:32 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | |
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| July 14, 2012 17:07:45 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil Diamond |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dustin, this is your father, singer Neil Diamond. I am disowning you because you are a disgrace to the Diamond name, you Zubaz-wearing cocksucker! |
| July 6, 2012 06:51:09 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kurt Steinberg |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Key West, FL |
| Comments: | Diamond, I just took a massive dump but have not yet flushed the toilet. Please get over here STAT and gobble down my feces!!! I'll piss in your Jew-fro while you dunk your head in the toilet. You must be creaming your Zubaz right now thinking about this tremendous opportunity!!! |
| June 25, 2012 02:01:43 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Eddie Jackson |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dustin Diamond is a geek and a god. |
| May 30, 2012 16:52:04 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | ROCCO |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Diamond, please confirm you currently are employed sucking dudes cocks at a rest stop gloryhole? Is it also true you live under a bridge with your gay lover Michael "Problem Child" Oliver? |
| May 26, 2012 02:53:28 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | I have |
| Email: | ihave{at}have.ih |
| Where are you from: | Israel |
| Comments: | Hi I have been ripped off by distin diemond too aswell |
| May 9, 2012 21:17:25 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Me |
| Email: | Sillysausage{at}hitmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Somewhere in the world |
| Comments: | Dustin is a swell dude. |
| April 24, 2012 02:13:01 (GMT Time) |
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| April 23, 2012 19:28:49 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey Diamond, remember that time when you were in class at Bayside and your burped? Remember how the entire classroom instantly reeked of the smell of Slater's cock, which you had been sucking on 10 minutes earlier? Stupid faggot! |
| March 30, 2012 05:43:16 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Gaylord |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Let's have gay sex soon! Meet me at a gas station mens room tomorrow night. |
| March 27, 2012 11:12:04 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | |
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| March 24, 2012 09:17:36 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dustin Diamond |
| Email: | sbtb4eva{at}hotmail.com |
| Where are you from: | California |
| Comments: | Hey girl, I stumbled upon your website when I was googling myself (hahhehe) And I am so sorry that you got ripped off from the shirt company. I had no part in people not receiving their shirts. I hope that you can stop this anger towards me, as I had nothing to do with this shirt issue! Keep it real, :) Love, Dustin aka SCREEECH! ;) |
| March 24, 2012 08:42:36 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Steve |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dustin, do you have to wear a colostomy bag because Belding tore your asshole while anally raping you in his trailer on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set between takes? |
| March 20, 2012 12:48:12 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ronnie |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | hey dustin man would it be alright if I sprayed my gooey diarreah all over your face and then shot my load in your mouth? |
| March 18, 2012 23:11:18 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Blake |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey dustin i want u to lick my asshole and then swirl the shit around your mouth as you moan and groan with pleasure. |
| March 16, 2012 21:54:38 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Amy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Winfield, Texas |
| Comments: | Hi dustin I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of you and saved by the bell and i was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck Elizabeth Berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and i think that that you two would've made a cute couple. |
| March 14, 2012 17:26:53 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Little Billy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Justin Bieber's butthole |
| Comments: | Hi dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did I thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck. |
| March 14, 2012 17:22:50 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dustin Diamond |
| Email: | levontaun{at}gmail.com |
| Where are you from: | LA |
| Comments: | Hey, if you still want your shirts, email me. Sorry for the mix-up, I never got the email. Please give me a chance to fix it. Thanks! 0ustin |
| March 8, 2012 08:03:43 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Beans Baxter |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey dustin, eat my shit, you goddammned, ass-lickin', shit-eatin', fart-snortin', cunt-suckin' fuckhole. |
| February 14, 2012 21:38:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rick Bawls |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | San Antonio |
| Comments: | Yeah it's true man, dussin diamond licks up his own shit and then washes it down with it down with a glass of fresh urine.. ahhhhhh - I can almost taste it now, dustin, you cum-guzzling little freak.. |
| February 13, 2012 00:27:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | NEil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Boystown |
| Comments: | Hey there sailor! Meet me in the Phillips 66 gas station men's room tomorrow night at 10:45 PM for a golden shower. I will also attempt to shit in your curly 'fro. |
| February 9, 2012 11:37:13 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | randy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | hi dustin- big fan man.. |
| February 8, 2012 22:56:53 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey Screech, remember that time during Mr. Tuttle's class when you burped and then the entire room reeked of the smell of cock as a result of your penis breath? |
| February 6, 2012 11:36:58 (GMT Time) |
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| January 26, 2012 04:41:00 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Me |
| Email: | Me{at}mymail.com |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | "So here's my story. I was listening to the Howard Stern show..." That's the end of the story. If you were listening to Howard Stern, then whatever horrible, disgusting thing ever happened to you after. You deserved it. |
| January 20, 2012 03:15:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Joel Cumstain |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Diamond, is it true that your dad is the singer Neil Diamond? Any truth to the rumor that you eat out his ass several times a day and enjoy it when he farts in your face? |
| January 19, 2012 19:24:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Fatty |
| Email: | fateh1986.ff{at}gmail.com |
| Where are you from: | Planet Earth |
| Comments: | I was googling the old saved by the bell cast and came across this site Duuude this guy is screeeerccchhh!!! but i totally big you up for this site lol. fucking awesome |
| January 19, 2012 04:23:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | bleato |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | hi dustin your rad and i luv u |
| Comments: | |
| January 17, 2012 23:35:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Witty in WI |
| Email: | humes_v{at}yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | Wisconsin |
| Comments: | Know his address; ROOOOOOFFFFF STOMPED HIS PUNK ASS! (Involves climbing on one's roof, oft'n at an odd hour during the early morning and around Christmas as if to mimic Santa, and stomping, running, creating as many cacophonous sounds as possible) |
| January 13, 2012 19:19:56 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Eddie Arnold |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | t.v. land |
| Comments: | Hey dustin, will you lick the creamy shit and piss out of my asshole? I think that would be alot of fun and would satisfy your hunger for hot and juicy man-ass.. |
| January 11, 2012 23:21:15 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | NDNntheCupboard |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Epsilom, AZ |
| Comments: | Yeah. Dick. Here's an idea "screech"... let people pay to punch your face in. You'll be rich in no time. |
| January 3, 2012 21:05:42 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Timmy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Duskin, when did u become openly gay? i think it was brave of you to come of of the closet and become so flamboyant. thank you for sucking off your fans at gas station men's rooms. the gay community is proud of you!!!!!!!! |
| December 30, 2011 10:21:30 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | |
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| December 30, 2011 02:01:58 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Hey Screech, do your lips get excessively chapped from sucked off Mr. Belding and giving his rusty trombones in the cold and dry winter air? |
| December 27, 2011 04:42:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | mr. belding |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | bayside high |
| Comments: | Hey, hey, hey - What is going on here??!! |
| December 22, 2011 17:53:49 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Tony |
| Email: | chevy45497{at}yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | Philadelphia |
| Comments: | Hey Dustin, I see your still a bitch and a cocksucker. I offer to fight your ass in a MMA match. It figures that a pussy like you would chicken out. Later pussy ass bitch. |
| December 18, 2011 06:08:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rob jackson |
| Email: | robjacksontop{at}aol.com |
| Where are you from: | Philly |
| Comments: | Dustin is more than just a dick. He's a turd. |
| December 16, 2011 03:48:08 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dustin |
| Email: | asjK{at}sdfkj.com |
| Where are you from: | LA |
| Comments: | This is Dustin and I'd like to offer my side of the story. Those shirts were supposed to dig me out of a financial crisis. I didn't realize how popular the Howard Stern show was until I started getting the PayPal transactions. I made over 3 million dollars in just over 20 days. And nobody got shirts. So thanks for the money and thanks for letting me share my side of the story. --Dustin |
| December 9, 2011 13:53:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | AC Slater |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | Mexico |
| Comments: | Screech, remember when you stole my smelly wrestling singlet after wrestling practice back in 1992 and were caught smelling the sweaty ass portion while pleasuring yourself? You were the biggest fag at Bayside! |
| December 7, 2011 11:46:24 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Scott "Demon" Freeman |
| Email: | knothed68{at}yahoo.com |
| Where are you from: | South Carolina |
| Comments: | Hey, I think this is really funny bc you had 45 days to get your money back and you let that go.. You could've have saved your money and just took him to small claims court and got your $50 plus damages up to $5,000.. The good thing is you prolly still have time to do that depending on your state you live in Kelly.. I don't think it's funny that he fucked you out your shirts when you was doing it to help his dump ass!! Now take him to court so you can pay for this site... lmao Good luck Kelly! |
| December 6, 2011 21:56:25 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | gay dude |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dustin, I want to have unprotected butt sex with you to give you my STDs. Do you already have herpes and HIV? We're gonna have some fun tearing your rectum! |
| December 6, 2011 18:26:59 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | little billy |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | screech i luv watching u on sbtb!!! you are so funny. my pee pee gets hard looking at you. will u suk my cock and lick my butthole? i want to give u anal sex. i am 12 years old. i luv u!!!! |
| December 6, 2011 09:50:37 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Neil |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Screech, will you give me a sloppy rimjob if I pay you $2? |
| December 5, 2011 05:25:28 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Flengo |
| Email: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Zoink if you want to go faster, Screechy! |
| December 4, 2011 15:57:53 (GMT Time) |
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| December 3, 2011 20:11:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Paul |
| Email: | kerrywfan{at}gmail.com |
| Where are you from: | DC |
| Comments: | Hello - I got my signed shirt. Want it? |
| December 3, 2011 03:14:36 (GMT Time) |
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| December 1, 2011 23:55:08 (GMT Time) |
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