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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Comments from the New Dustindiamondisadick.com Guestbook - Part II

Here are some of the hot comments posted in the newer guestbook for Dustindiamondisadick.com:

Name:	Tim
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, do you remember that episode when your class rode the bus to the river for white water rafting? Remember how you annoyed the shit out of everyone by singing the "Brady Bunch" song on the bus for 3 hours? Remember when you arrived at the river and saw Rod Belding having sex with the stewardess? Remember when he got mad at you for interrupting and raped you in front of everyone while the kids recited the "Brady Bunch" song again? You sure an important lesson that time!
	August 17, 2012 05:44:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ox
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, remember that episode where your dog, Hound Dog, walked into your room and caught you tossing off to Slater's wrestling picture in the Bayside yearbook...for the 50th time? Remember how Hound Dog panted as he stared at you? Remember how this made you uncomfortable as you smacked away at your tiny cock? Remember when you threw your pillow at him, hoping it would scare him away? Remember when your pillow hit him in the face and he started growling? Remember when Hound Dog started inching toward you while continuing to growl? Remember when you started to get concerned? Remember when Hound Dog jumped up onto your bed and lunged at your tiny cock? Remember when he snapped at your cock and bit down on your tiny manhood? Remember when his bite broke the skin and your cock started bleeding? Remember when you saw that Hound Dog's penis was completely erect? Remember he bit your hand and kept growling at you? Remember when he stuck his canine cock in the direction of your face? Remember
	August 16, 2012 07:25:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sammy
Email:
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Comments:	Hey Diamond, I read that Zack and Slater raped you after you lost their place in the line at the mall for the U2 tickets. Did Zack give you any STDs during this homosexual encounter? Is it true that Slater made you lick his asshole and that it smelled like baked tortillas?
	August 16, 2012 07:23:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dao Aachen
Email:	aachendao{at}gmail.com
Where are you from:	Germany
Comments:	He's a fucking douchebag, always has been.
	August 15, 2012 16:28:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil
Email:
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Comments:	Diamond, which of the following turns you on the most when Belding is taking a dump? (a) the smell; (b) the sound of his farts and feces hitting the toilet water; or (c) the image of watching him expel the contents of his bowels? Get back to me soon so I can masturbate!
	August 15, 2012 09:56:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony
Email:
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Comments:	Dear dustin (and also whoever created this cool guestbook), I would very much like to fuck you in your asshole and then to spray my warm, watery, sweet corn kernel-infested diarreah all over your head and hair.
	August 13, 2012 18:44:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Kurt
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, I have another question for you - when eating out Mr. Belding's asshole, do you enjoy it when he rips a wet fart right into your mouth? Get back to me soon.
	August 13, 2012 09:49:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rick
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, how is Mr. Belding doing? Does he still use your Jewish afro as a urinal? Are your rainbow-colored pants still coated in his crusty cum stains?
	August 13, 2012 09:43:36 (GMT Time)

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	August 12, 2012 01:19:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Kurtis
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Comments:	Diamond, remember that time when you cheated on your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when Belding walked in on you sucking off Zack's dad and got so mad he kicked you into a coma and then ass-raped your lifeless body?
	August 10, 2012 09:39:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sergio Shitlick
Email:
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Comments:	Hey dustin, why don't you climb into my toilet and gobble up my stinky logs you shit-eating assfuck?
	August 9, 2012 21:23:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Liang
Email:	Dliang{at}nola.gov
Where are you from:	New Orleans
Comments:	I grew up watching SBTB. The character of screech seemed to be for comedy relief, a foil and a target for the good looking cool kids. Not a gateway to a Hollywood career but still a memorable character. Instead of moving on, this Diamond guy seems to be forever trying to recapture his glory days by lying, cheating, and generally being a douch. Dude, you were never a star, yet you did better than many minor TV celebrities, so move on and get a job:
	August 7, 2012 03:23:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	tina
Email:	christinabaluch{at}yahoo.com
Where are you from:	asheville, nc
Comments:	I've always been a huge fan of saved by the bell - watched it growing up and still watch the reruns occasionally now...however...i have ALWAYS...and I mean ALWAYS hated dustin diamond...my husband and I constantly make fun of him and what a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG he is in all the episodes - it's like everyone else was required to act and have a purpose on the show except him - and he was the only one from the original cast ( except belding) who hung on to saved by the bell after it was canceled instead of moving on and growing in his acting career because HE CANNOT ACT - he has absolutely NO talent - and then i start to see him in all these reality shows and discover that not only is he a talentless douche bag fuck he is also an obnoxious jerk asshole...what a fucking waste of life
	August 3, 2012 20:08:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Michael Oliver
Email:
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Comments:	Screechie-poo, it's me, Michael Oliver, from Problem Child. I am going to rub my trimmed fire-crotch all over over your face just like Mr. Belding used to do to you. Let's have sex soon.
	August 2, 2012 04:26:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dustin Diamond
Email:
Where are you from:	Port Washington, Wisconsin
Comments:	Hi, this is Dustin Diamond and I just wanted to say that I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy black cock stuffed up my rectum. MMMMMMM..... There's nothing that I like better than a log-jam up the 'ol hershey highway and my tight, puckered love-bud is just what your throbbing pricks need, boys! Call me!
	July 29, 2012 19:49:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Fartstain
Email:
Where are you from:	Intercourse, Pa.
Comments:	Hey Dustin, why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe? You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', cunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day.
	July 29, 2012 19:41:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Magic Johnson
Email:	Olongjohnson{at}lakers.org
Where are you from:	Los Angeles
Comments:	Hi Dustin was wondering if I can ram your asshole with my huge black dick so I can pass my HIV/AIDS along. K thnx bai
	July 29, 2012 17:16:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tommy Turdface
Email:
Where are you from:	Egypt
Comments:	I heard that dustin diamond likes to drink huge, frothing bowls of his own gooey diarreah and then regurgitate it back into his mother's mouth when he's playing tonsil hockey with her afterwards. He then likes to wash it down with a glass of fresh urine.
	July 27, 2012 21:45:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tammy
Email:
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Comments:	U guyz r funny
	July 26, 2012 18:54:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Stephen
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, how many gallons of semen did Mr. Belding pump up your ass when were were in high school at Bayside?
	July 26, 2012 08:33:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ox
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, remember that episode where you scored some crack rock from Johnny Dakota? Remember how you paid for the crack by eating out Johnny's ass and then letting him have anal sex with you?
	July 25, 2012 17:20:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	al
Email:	swkdls{at}yahoo.com
Where are you from:	sd
Comments:	Seriously, fuck that walking cancer.
	July 24, 2012 17:04:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Amy
Email:
Where are you from:	North Carolina
Comments:	Hi Dustin, I'm a big fan of you and saved by the bell and I was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck elizabeth berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and I thought that you two would've made a cute couple.
	July 17, 2012 20:18:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Little Billy
Email:
Where are you from:	A small town in Alaska
Comments:	Hey dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did i thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck.
	July 17, 2012 20:15:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bernie
Email:
Where are you from:	Peabody, Texas
Comments:	All you haters of dustin diamond better shut the fuck up - The man is a geek, a god, and a much-needed hero for these troubled times. His butthole is also so dilated from repeated ass-reamings that you could drop a golf ball into it.
	July 17, 2012 20:01:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Luke
Email:
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Comments:	Hey Dustin I just wanted to share my fantasy with you, my sister has SBTB on DVD and sometimes I sneak them to my room and I jerk off thinking of this scene I made up. Basically I am a new student and I get on Zach's bad side and he gets revenge in the toilets when he, Slater and you all gang rape me, Slater and Zach double penetrate my virgin ass and I suck your dick hard and then you all cum on my face and we kiss and cum swap and then you all humiliate me by pissing all over my skinny body.
	July 14, 2012 23:29:32 (GMT Time)

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	July 14, 2012 17:07:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil Diamond
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Comments:	Dustin, this is your father, singer Neil Diamond. I am disowning you because you are a disgrace to the Diamond name, you Zubaz-wearing cocksucker!
	July 6, 2012 06:51:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Kurt Steinberg
Email:
Where are you from:	Key West, FL
Comments:	Diamond, I just took a massive dump but have not yet flushed the toilet. Please get over here STAT and gobble down my feces!!! I'll piss in your Jew-fro while you dunk your head in the toilet. You must be creaming your Zubaz right now thinking about this tremendous opportunity!!!
	June 25, 2012 02:01:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Eddie Jackson
Email:
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Comments:	Dustin Diamond is a geek and a god.
	May 30, 2012 16:52:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	ROCCO
Email:
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Comments:	Diamond, please confirm you currently are employed sucking dudes cocks at a rest stop gloryhole? Is it also true you live under a bridge with your gay lover Michael "Problem Child" Oliver?
	May 26, 2012 02:53:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	I have
Email:	ihave{at}have.ih
Where are you from:	Israel
Comments:	Hi I have been ripped off by distin diemond too aswell
	May 9, 2012 21:17:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Me
Email:	Sillysausage{at}hitmail.com
Where are you from:	Somewhere in the world
Comments:	Dustin is a swell dude.
	April 24, 2012 02:13:01 (GMT Time)

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	April 23, 2012 19:28:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil
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Comments:	Hey Diamond, remember that time when you were in class at Bayside and your burped? Remember how the entire classroom instantly reeked of the smell of Slater's cock, which you had been sucking on 10 minutes earlier? Stupid faggot!
	March 30, 2012 05:43:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gaylord
Email:
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Comments:	Let's have gay sex soon! Meet me at a gas station mens room tomorrow night.
	March 27, 2012 11:12:04 (GMT Time)

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	March 24, 2012 09:17:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dustin Diamond
Email:	sbtb4eva{at}hotmail.com
Where are you from:	California
Comments:	Hey girl, I stumbled upon your website when I was googling myself (hahhehe) And I am so sorry that you got ripped off from the shirt company. I had no part in people not receiving their shirts. I hope that you can stop this anger towards me, as I had nothing to do with this shirt issue! Keep it real, :) Love, Dustin aka SCREEECH! ;)
	March 24, 2012 08:42:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Steve
Email:
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Comments:	Dustin, do you have to wear a colostomy bag because Belding tore your asshole while anally raping you in his trailer on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set between takes?
	March 20, 2012 12:48:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ronnie
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Comments:	hey dustin man would it be alright if I sprayed my gooey diarreah all over your face and then shot my load in your mouth?
	March 18, 2012 23:11:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Blake
Email:
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Comments:	Hey dustin i want u to lick my asshole and then swirl the shit around your mouth as you moan and groan with pleasure.
	March 16, 2012 21:54:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Amy
Email:
Where are you from:	Winfield, Texas
Comments:	Hi dustin I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of you and saved by the bell and i was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck Elizabeth Berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and i think that that you two would've made a cute couple.
	March 14, 2012 17:26:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Little Billy
Email:
Where are you from:	Justin Bieber's butthole
Comments:	Hi dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did I thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck.
	March 14, 2012 17:22:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dustin Diamond
Email:	levontaun{at}gmail.com
Where are you from:	LA
Comments:	Hey, if you still want your shirts, email me. Sorry for the mix-up, I never got the email. Please give me a chance to fix it. Thanks! 0ustin
	March 8, 2012 08:03:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Beans Baxter
Email:
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Comments:	Hey dustin, eat my shit, you goddammned, ass-lickin', shit-eatin', fart-snortin', cunt-suckin' fuckhole.
	February 14, 2012 21:38:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rick Bawls
Email:
Where are you from:	San Antonio
Comments:	Yeah it's true man, dussin diamond licks up his own shit and then washes it down with it down with a glass of fresh urine.. ahhhhhh - I can almost taste it now, dustin, you cum-guzzling little freak..
	February 13, 2012 00:27:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	NEil
Email:
Where are you from:	Boystown
Comments:	Hey there sailor! Meet me in the Phillips 66 gas station men's room tomorrow night at 10:45 PM for a golden shower. I will also attempt to shit in your curly 'fro.
	February 9, 2012 11:37:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	randy
Email:
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Comments:	hi dustin- big fan man..
	February 8, 2012 22:56:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil
Email:
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Comments:	Hey Screech, remember that time during Mr. Tuttle's class when you burped and then the entire room reeked of the smell of cock as a result of your penis breath?
	February 6, 2012 11:36:58 (GMT Time)

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	January 26, 2012 04:41:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Me
Email:	Me{at}mymail.com
Where are you from:
Comments:	"So here's my story. I was listening to the Howard Stern show..." That's the end of the story. If you were listening to Howard Stern, then whatever horrible, disgusting thing ever happened to you after. You deserved it.
	January 20, 2012 03:15:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Joel Cumstain
Email:
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Comments:	Diamond, is it true that your dad is the singer Neil Diamond? Any truth to the rumor that you eat out his ass several times a day and enjoy it when he farts in your face?
	January 19, 2012 19:24:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fatty
Email:	fateh1986.ff{at}gmail.com
Where are you from:	Planet Earth
Comments:	I was googling the old saved by the bell cast and came across this site Duuude this guy is screeeerccchhh!!! but i totally big you up for this site lol. fucking awesome
	January 19, 2012 04:23:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	bleato
Email:
Where are you from:	hi dustin your rad and i luv u
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	January 17, 2012 23:35:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Witty in WI
Email:	humes_v{at}yahoo.com
Where are you from:	Wisconsin
Comments:	Know his address; ROOOOOOFFFFF STOMPED HIS PUNK ASS! (Involves climbing on one's roof, oft'n at an odd hour during the early morning and around Christmas as if to mimic Santa, and stomping, running, creating as many cacophonous sounds as possible)
	January 13, 2012 19:19:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Eddie Arnold
Email:
Where are you from:	t.v. land
Comments:	Hey dustin, will you lick the creamy shit and piss out of my asshole? I think that would be alot of fun and would satisfy your hunger for hot and juicy man-ass..
	January 11, 2012 23:21:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	NDNntheCupboard
Email:
Where are you from:	Epsilom, AZ
Comments:	Yeah. Dick. Here's an idea "screech"... let people pay to punch your face in. You'll be rich in no time.
	January 3, 2012 21:05:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Timmy
Email:
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Comments:	Duskin, when did u become openly gay? i think it was brave of you to come of of the closet and become so flamboyant. thank you for sucking off your fans at gas station men's rooms. the gay community is proud of you!!!!!!!!
	December 30, 2011 10:21:30 (GMT Time)

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	December 30, 2011 02:01:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil
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Comments:	Hey Screech, do your lips get excessively chapped from sucked off Mr. Belding and giving his rusty trombones in the cold and dry winter air?
	December 27, 2011 04:42:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	mr. belding
Email:
Where are you from:	bayside high
Comments:	Hey, hey, hey - What is going on here??!!
	December 22, 2011 17:53:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony
Email:	chevy45497{at}yahoo.com
Where are you from:	Philadelphia
Comments:	Hey Dustin, I see your still a bitch and a cocksucker. I offer to fight your ass in a MMA match. It figures that a pussy like you would chicken out. Later pussy ass bitch.
	December 18, 2011 06:08:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rob jackson
Email:	robjacksontop{at}aol.com
Where are you from:	Philly
Comments:	Dustin is more than just a dick. He's a turd.
	December 16, 2011 03:48:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dustin
Email:	asjK{at}sdfkj.com
Where are you from:	LA
Comments:	This is Dustin and I'd like to offer my side of the story. Those shirts were supposed to dig me out of a financial crisis. I didn't realize how popular the Howard Stern show was until I started getting the PayPal transactions. I made over 3 million dollars in just over 20 days. And nobody got shirts. So thanks for the money and thanks for letting me share my side of the story. --Dustin
	December 9, 2011 13:53:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	AC Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	Mexico
Comments:	Screech, remember when you stole my smelly wrestling singlet after wrestling practice back in 1992 and were caught smelling the sweaty ass portion while pleasuring yourself? You were the biggest fag at Bayside!
	December 7, 2011 11:46:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Scott "Demon" Freeman
Email:	knothed68{at}yahoo.com
Where are you from:	South Carolina
Comments:	Hey, I think this is really funny bc you had 45 days to get your money back and you let that go.. You could've have saved your money and just took him to small claims court and got your $50 plus damages up to $5,000.. The good thing is you prolly still have time to do that depending on your state you live in Kelly.. I don't think it's funny that he fucked you out your shirts when you was doing it to help his dump ass!! Now take him to court so you can pay for this site... lmao Good luck Kelly!
	December 6, 2011 21:56:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	gay dude
Email:
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Comments:	Dustin, I want to have unprotected butt sex with you to give you my STDs. Do you already have herpes and HIV? We're gonna have some fun tearing your rectum!
	December 6, 2011 18:26:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	little billy
Email:
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Comments:	screech i luv watching u on sbtb!!! you are so funny. my pee pee gets hard looking at you. will u suk my cock and lick my butthole? i want to give u anal sex. i am 12 years old. i luv u!!!!
	December 6, 2011 09:50:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Neil
Email:
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Comments:	Screech, will you give me a sloppy rimjob if I pay you $2?
	December 5, 2011 05:25:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flengo
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Comments:	Zoink if you want to go faster, Screechy!
	December 4, 2011 15:57:53 (GMT Time)

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	December 3, 2011 20:11:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Paul
Email:	kerrywfan{at}gmail.com
Where are you from:	DC
Comments:	Hello - I got my signed shirt. Want it?
	December 3, 2011 03:14:36 (GMT Time)

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	December 1, 2011 23:55:08 (GMT Time)

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Does Dustin Diamond masturbate to granny porn?

I found this nice photo and heard a rumor that Diamond might enjoy rubbing one out while perusing this granny porn. Does anyone know whether there is any truth to this rumor?

Gay men at the urinal

I found some hot pictures of a random dude staring at another guy taking a piss at a urinal. These pictures show what typically happen at highway rest stops where a large percentage of gay men meet for unprotected sex.

Look at how happy the guy on the left appears to be as he stares at the guy on the right taking a piss. I bet they had hot anal sex after these photos were taken!

Here is another photo where the buddies of the guy on the right cheer him on as he takes a huge piss!

Did Screech steal Slater's dirty underwear?

I found this photograph of what appears to be A.C. Slater's soiled underwear which were swiped from his locker at Bayside after wrestling practice. Slater must have eaten at Taco Bell and ripped several wet farts, as his underwear looks really dirty! I bet that Screech rubbed this dirty skidmark-encrusted underwear on his face while rubbing one out!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Important Questions for Diamond - Part VIII

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Monday, July 23, 2012

Important Questions for Diamond - Part VII

Here are more of my important questions for Diamond that have been posted over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum:

Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:14 am

Diamond, remember that episode where Zack implanted a subliminal message on a tape to make everyone believe he was a "young Tom Cruise"? Remember when Mr. Belding gave an audio tape to the NBC executives before you were cast in Saved By The Bell: The College years to make them believe you were a "gay Jack Nicholson"? Remember when the executives ass-raped you while you were trying to say your lines and then cast you in the spin-off series? Hey, I guess Belding's trick worked out in your favor!

Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:36 am

Diamond, remember that incredibly queer mid-late 1980s cartoon, "My Little Pony"? I just discovered that there are many adult dudes who are fanatic followers of My Little Pony and whom called themselves "bronies." These fruits apparently have group meetings to have dumpster parties, lodge their toys up each other's asses, etc. Please confirm that you are a bronie and worked the bathroom stall gloryholes at the last My Little Pony convention with Mr. Powers.

See: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/04/25/my-little-pony
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2012/04/bronies-let-their-my-little-pony-flag-fly.html

Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:22 pm

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember when you went to see the 1984 movie the "Karate Kid"? Remember how the audience was full of hooligans who rooted for Johnny Lawrence to kick the shit out of Daniel LaRusso? Remember how you liked LaRusso and cheered him on, especially during the karate championship where he crane kicked Johnny Lawrence in the face? Remember how the rest of the audience booed and you felt a massive bare ass on you then heard and smelled a heinous fart? Remember when you were being pummeled and saw that Sensei John Kreese was yelling at Dutch to finish off your hooknosed ass? Remember how you had taken a few karate lessons and began showing off a few moves? Remember when Dutch kicked you in the nuts then roundhoused your face? Remember how John Kreese screamed for blood and Johnny Lawrence stepped in and swept your leg? Rememeber how you went down with a thud? Remember how the audience of the theater cheered this awesome attack? Remember when you got up slowly and went into the crane position? Remember when Johnny Lawrence drop kicked you in the face knocking out two of your teeth? Remember when he was declared the winner and the crowd went berserk? You sure learned not to trust what you see in the movies that time Dman!

ROCCO

I like it how random dudes always seem to manage to sneak up and Diamond doesn't even notice them until their asses are pressed against his face right before releasing smelly farts!

Hey, is Dutch the guy on the far right in the photo? Whomever it is, I remember him being a dick and laughing at Daniel LaRusso when LaRusso was injured.

Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:51 am

Kurt_Steinberg wrote:Diamond, why do you look like such a douchebag in this photo? Is your shirt made out of old sirca-1960s hotel draperies that you found in a dumpster?

Does anyone else get the feeling that Mr. Tuttle took this photo and that his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously when the photo was snapped?

Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:55 am

Diamond, why do you look like such a douchebag in this photo? Is your shirt made out of old sirca-1960s hotel draperies that you found in a dumpster?

Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:31 pm

Diamond, are you and your gay lover, Michael Oliver Ponce, still a hot gay couple? He must be excited about his star role in the upcoming Alien prequel movie, Prometheus, where he plays one of those hideous aliens without wearing any makeup.

Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:00 pm

rocco wrote:It seems I had some bad info as the cruise through Cleveland is actually on the Cuyahoga River which is most famous for being the river the "caught on fire" due to the level of pollution in it. This along with the garbage barge should make for a rank stink that Diamond and Ponce will feel at home in. Unfortunately this cruise does not make it to New Jersey but winds up in Lake Erie. I'm not sure about dumpsters being on board but I've been told Ponce is more interested in lounging on piles of sweet garbage while sunbathing.

I thought that all garbage barges eventually made their way to New Jersey to dump their garbage!

Someone needs to make an entire ship out of a dumpster! Diamond sure would love that. He could enjoy laying on rotting food while being ass-raped by a homeless man who calls the dumpster "home." Also, rats infects infected with the Bubonic Plague could nibble at Diamond's hook nose as he is being raped. Sounds like a nice vacation for Diamond.

Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:30 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm that with all the states passing gay marriage laws you and your queer companion, Micheal Oliver, are thinking of getting hitched? Is it true Ponce has already been planning the honeymoon and is especially interested in going on a honeymoon cruise? Is it true as both of you are broke dirtbags he had to keep it cheap? Is it true he was really excited to find a cruise on a garbage barge that cruises the Ohio river though lovely Cleveland for only $75 a person? Is it true you and Ponce have been dreaming of your honeymoon consisting of you two lovebirds humping and farting on each other on piles of garbage? You sure are living the high life Dman!

ROCCO

Is there a dumpster on that garbage barge? If so, Diamond and Ponce may not want to leave! Maybe they will stay on the garbage barge until it reaches its final destination in New Jersey. I'm certain that there are lots of dumpsters for those two gay lovebirds in Jersey.

Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:30 pm

Diamond, when did you legally change your name from "Max Goldberg," your birth name, to "Dustin Diamond," your gay porn name?

Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:09 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember when you were in the band "Salty the Pocketknife" and you and the band had just finished recording "Buttfuck Junction"? Remember how you decided that even though your gay lover and bands bassist, Evan Stone, had written all the lyrics you demanded a writing credit as you had told Evan about this move Mr. B and Slater pulled on you during the SBTB days that Mr. B had called "Buttfuck Junction"? Is it true Evan refused to give you any credit as he felt your mentioning some super erotic queer sex move had nothing to do with his masterpiece? Is it true this caused your relationship to sour and resulted in the breakup of Salty? Get back to me quick on this one Dman!

ROCCO

Diamond, whatever happened with Evan Stone? Did he used to rub his bald head all over your tiny balls and ass? You were a good couple and it was a shame to see things end. Is it true that you would suck him off during your band's intermission and let him jam drum sticks up your asshole?

Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:26 am

Diamond, we've all heard the rumors that you are hung like a gnat. Please confirm that it typically takes you 45 minutes to take a piss because your tiny cock can only expel a tiny stream of urine at a time.

Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:08 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember when Mr. B knocked up Violet Bickerstaff? Remember how he came to you and said that his super potent Belding seed had gotten his ass in trouble once again? Remember how this was shortly after Violet's parents had banned her from dating you because you were an ass-clown? Remember how mad you began to get as Belding started going on and on about how annoyed he was with his "king kong principal dong"? Remember how he had already knocked up Kelly Kaposwki twice that year, but she had quickly gotten abortions? Remember how you felt double hurt that time as you felt Violet had cheated on you and so had your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when Mr. B told you he needed you to take the blame as the school board was sniffing around and he was worried he would get fired? Remember how he offered to give your zoinker pleasure if you would help him? Remember how you said yes because you idolized Mr. B and couldn't wait to have your zoinker pleasured? Remember how you went to violets home and told her parents you had knocked up their daughter? Remember how enraged her father got and he ripped off your Zubaz and began raping and strangling you? Remember how you kept screaming "Zoinks"? Remember how Mr. B just happened to show up and asked Mr. Bickerstaff what was going on? Remember how he was told you had knocked up Violet? Remember how Mr. B said he would take care of it and then got a tire iron from his car and as Mr. Bickerstaff plugged your butthole Mr. B beat your tiny ballsack? Remember how you passed out and Mr. B went diarrhea on you? Remember how the next day Mr. B suspended you from Bayside for a month and after that denied all knowledge of the incident including the promised "zoinker pleasure"? Remember how sad that made you? Remember how Violet soon left Bayside for good and the outcome of her and Mr. B's child remains unknown to this day? You sure got screwed over that time Dman!

ROCCO

Great recap! Belding sure was a stud to those high school girls. I bet that lifting weights in the men's room like he would often do made Belding really horny. He probably wanted to drain his nuts into Diamond's asshole but chose Violet instead when Diamond was nowhere to be found. I can imagine Belding getting it on with Violet in a bathroom stall in between classes. So from a certain point of view, Diamond really was responsible for knocking up Violet because he wasn't available to service Belding's sexual desires at the time!

Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:00 pm

Diamond, as I was waiting to get my hair cut the other day, I was reading GQ or Men's Health, or some similar magazine, when I cam across a small blurb about Japanese pro baseball player Hideki Matsui. Matsui is apparently some type of porn freak and owns a whopping 55,000 different hardcore porn videos! I would bet that he has an extensive gay porn section and has probably rubbed a few out while thinking about Belding really giving it to you. If he offered $15 would you eat sushi out of his asshole?

http://sportsbybrooks.com/hideki-matsui-has-55000-porno-tape-collection-16872

Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:31 am

Diamond, remember when you found out that you had Super-AIDS? Is it true that deranged bug-chasers rape you every day hoping to contract the deadly virus? Man, there are some fucked-up depraved queers hot for your ass!

Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:30 am

rocco wrote:Diamond, remember when your agent told you he had some great news? Remember when he told you that he had booked you a show in Las Vegass? Remember how happy this made you and you screamed "Zoinks!" which really annoyed your agent? Remember when he told you all the arrangements were made and to have a great time? Remember how you thought you would probably be at the MGM grand or the Bellagio in front of thousands of fans? Remember how confused you were when you saw your airline ticket was to Fargo, North Dakota? Remember how you assumed that that would be a quick layover stop and you would be able to sign some autographs for some adoring fans? Remember how it turned out your flight into Fargo was your only flight and you were met by two angry guys named Bruiser and Buck who refused to carry your Zubaz suitcase and led you to a pickup truck? Remember how they said there was no room for you in the cab and you had to ride in the bed? Remember how it was 10 degrees out and you almost froze to death? Remember when you pulled up to a little crappy club named "Las Vegass"? Remember when the truck stopped, then the truck was slammed in reverse, then after going back a few yards slammed into drive causing you to fly out the back of the pickup bed? Remember when your Zubaz suitcase landed on your head and exploded open? Remember how your extra Zubaz pants along with about 15 gay porn magazines flew out and onto the parking lot? Remember how you thought this was no way to treat a major celebrity such as yourself and headed into the club planning on telling them off? Remember when once inside the club you were immediately attacked and thrown up onto the stage? Remember when you noticed the audience was all dudes dressed in leather and bondage outfits and their cocks were all out? Remember when the announcer announced that "Dustin screech buttplug Diamond" was in the house? Remember when a large man ran up on stage and tore off your Zubaz and began having anal sex with you while German Death Metal music played? Remember how the crowd was whipped into a frenzy and you felt people kicking and punching you while also shoving their cocks in every orifice of your body? Remember how this went on all night until you were finally tossed out into the parking lot covered in piss, shit, cum, and blood? Remember how the same pickup showed up and gave you the reverse ride back to the airport where you were once again flung out of the pickup bed onto the curb of the airport? Remember how you were quickly arrested at the airport because you had no pants on? Remember when you uttered "Zoinks" over and over and were so annoying that they finally stuck you on your plane wearing a garbage bag for pants? Remember when you got home and went back to your home under a bridge with your lover Michael Oliver? Remember when Michael asked how the show was you told him you killed it and the show was a huge success? You sure learned about life on the road that time Dman!

ROCCO

Remember when Diamond started crying because the August 2010 copy of the gay porn magazine, "Queer Anal Rimmers," got mud on it when Diamond fell out of the pickup bed?

The sad thing is that this was the best gig Diamond has had in years!

Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:33 pm

Diamond, remember that time when Mr. Belding hid Easter eggs around your house in Port Washington and told you to go on an Easter egg hunt for them? Remember how instead of doing the traditional thing of boiling eggs and painting them, Belding took a massive dump and rolled up small turds and hid them around your house? Remember when Hound Dog saw Belding hiding the brown "shit eggs" and then started taking dumps all over your house? Remember how it took months to find all of the shit eggs? Remember how this stunt resulted in shit stains all over your house, ruining the carpet, and causing the house to smell like ass? Remember when a health inspector visited your house for some unexplained reason and characterized the interior of your house as a toxic dump and assessed a $50k fine that you paid off in installments by sucking off the health inspector and other random dudes over the next five years? You sure got what you deserved that time, you hook-nosed rim goblin! How dare a Jew like you celebrate Easter - what were you thinking?

Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:28 am

Diamond, please confirm that the reason why you wear a neatly trimmed beard is so that you can hide the scars on your face from all of the times Belding put out his cigarettes on your face. Also, remember when Belding would smoke a pipe and then dump the red-hot pipe ashes into your Jew-fro and would then beat you in the head with the pipe? Remember when Belding also tried to poke your eye out with the pipe a few times?

Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:37 pm

Diamond, remember when you asked Belding to purchase for your birthday a VHS copy of "Kazaam," the awful 1996 movie where Shaquille O'neal plays a genie? Remember when you told Belding that was your favorite movie in the entire world? Remember when Belding said that you were the biggest faggot in the history of the world and then anally raped you while muttering that he hated queers?

Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:43 am

Diamond, it is common knowledge that your possessions have shit stains on them, including your clothing, toothbrush, hairbrush, soap, etc. This got me wondering - do your teeth also have permanent shit stains on them? Random dudes must have shit and gone diarrhea in your mouth thousands of times over the years, and that can't be good for your teeth. Or are your teeth white from all of the times your gargle with a mouth full of jizz?

Get back to me soon, buddy, as this information is of vital importance!

Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:14 am

Diamond, remember that episode where you woke up in the middle of the night because your bed was shaking? Remember when you turned on the lamp next to your bed and saw that Becky the Duck was jerking off Hound Dog with one of her wings? Remember when Hound Dog climaxed and shot his canine load all over your bedsheets? Remember how you were shocked but went back to sleep? Remember when you woke up the next day and Mrs. Powers was yelling at you? Remember how there were cum stains all over your Return of the Jedi comforter that were caused by Hound Dog? Remember when she blamed you and called you a "stupid Jew faggot???" Remember when she dropped her pants and queefed right in your face? You sure learned a lot of things in that episode! I hadn't realized that a duck was capable of jerking off a dog until I saw Saved By The Bell that day!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:23 am

Diamond, remember when you went to the nurse's off on April 1, 1992 because you had a sore throat? Remember how the nurse was that hot one with black hair whom Slater and Zack liked? Remember when the nurse said that she had a Vitamin B-12 shot for you that would clear up your sore throat? Remember when she injected the shot into your arm and then Zack and Slater jumped out from behind a curtain in the nurse's office and yelled, "Gotcha! April Fools! That was an Ebola shot, not Vitamin B-12!" Remember how you went into cardiac arrest as the deadly Ebola virus began spreading into your blood system? Remember how Zack, Slater, and the hot nurse started laughing uncontrollable as you fell to the floor? Remember when they d-p'ed the nurse right in front of you and then both pulled out at the same time and blew their loads into your Jew-fro? Remember when Belding walked into the nurse's office and said, "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here????" Remember when Belding looked over and saw you struggling to breath and started laughing? Remember when Belding dropped his pants and ripped a wet fart in your face while he said, "This will help you breathe?" Remember how his rank fart entered into your lungs and somehow managed to kill the Ebola virus? Remember when Belding then pissed all over your face and Jew-fro and then gave you a soccer kick to the face? That sure was a good April Fool's joke!

Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:48 pm

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm that the Jet Blue pilot who went crazy on a JFK to LAS flight was watching episodes of "Saved by the Bell The New Class" in the cockpit? Is it true that he was pleasuring himself to the super homoerotic episode where you and Mr. B work at the country club for the summer? Is it true you rubbing lotion over Mr. B's body caused him to blow a huge load on the cockpit window, then go batshit crazy yelling about Al Queda and other nefarious groups and deeds? Is it true this was all caused by your queer activities on one of the most deviant shows ever to air on Saturday morning TV? You sure fucked up that guys life Dman!

ROCCO

That would be this episode - it is hard not to rub one out while watching this homoerotic scene!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ySgawuVvA

Note that Belding is only slightly fat in this clip, just a few years before he added another 100 pounds of pure body fat!

Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:17 am

Diamond, is it true that you have been waiting for the effective implementation of Obamacare so that you can get surgery on your prolapsed rectum, get your AIDS drugs an no cost to you, and finally get all of the items removed which have been shoved up your ass over the years? Are you worried now that Obama's lawyers have looked overmatched and ill-prepared while getting their asses handed to them during their arguments and Q-and-A in front of the Supreme Court?

Maybe you should sell more t-shirts, this time to fix your ass!

Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:06 am

Diamond, do you remember the time when Belding leased the northwest corner of the Bayside campus to both a Taco Bell and an Exxon Gas Station? Remember how Belding did this to raise revenue and because he enjoyed going diarrhea and having sex with random dudes in the men's rooms at the Taco Bell and the Exxon? Remember how Belding decided not to use the lease revenue for education purposes, but instead used the revenue to construct a rest stop on the school's campus where tired drivers and truckers could stop, go to the bathroom and have anal sex with you and other queer students? Belding sure was depraved in that episode!

Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:01 am

Diamond, do you remember the time when you were taking a dump in the teacher's bathroom at Bayside and all of the other stalls and urinals were being used at the same time? Remember how Belding had recently drunk several large cups of Mountain Dew at the Taco Bell located on the Bayside campus? Remember when Belding saw your Zubaz around your ankles below the stall door and quickly realized which stall you were using? Remember when Belding kicked open the door and took a piss all over you as you sat on the toilet expelling the contents of your bowels? Remember how Belding had to go so badly that he pissed all over you for 105 seconds, which he claimed was his all-time piss record? Remember how you spent the rest of the day wearing your piss-soaked Zubaz? Remember how this was one of teh best days of your entire life? Man, do you suck!

Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:57 am

Diamond, remember that episode where Mr. Belding tried to murder you? That was the funniest episode of the entire series - I couldn't stop laughing!

Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:18 am

Diamond, do you keep a daily score of all of the dangerous STDs you have contracted over the years? Is it true that you have created a game where you took the board from Belding's Monopoly game and wrote the game of different STDs and sexaul ailments you endure in the place of the property names? Is it true that the old "Baltic Avenue" has been replaced with "Public Lice," "Electric Company" has been replaced with "The Free Clinic," "Marvin Gardens" has been replaced with "Prolapsed Rectum," and "Boardwalk" has been replaced with "Full Blown AIDS"? Man, you are one sick, demented fuck!

Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:11 pm

Diamond, is it true that Belding's farts release more energy than a neutron bomb?

Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:26 am

rocco wrote:
I had written a lengthy remember when that covered the Hawaiian Epsiodes. I wish I had saved it. I do remember a pineapple being shoved up Diamonds asshole and that he was raped on the plane ride home after being held a sexual slave by the Papuku tribe for quite awhile. Good times for the Dman!

ROCCO

I am almost positive that the one I am thinking of was from Assvomit. We lost some gold when our forum was deleted and when Diamond took down the guestbook at dustindiamond.com.

I remember a great Rocco one where Diamond was a drug mule. Too bad that one is also lost.

Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:50 am

assvomit wrote:

rocco wrote:Diamond, can you confirm that you are currently saving up for a trip to Hawaii? Is it true you miss the well hung Chief of the Papuku tribe and wish to visit him and Kelly's uncle? Is it true you are hoping to freeload at Kelly's uncles hotel while hooking up with him and various members of the Papuku tribe? Can you confirm you have saved up nearly $.80 so far? You sure are a deviant faggot Diamond!

ROCCO

DMAN! is it true that the well hung Cheif of the papuku tribe made you wear a coconutt bra and hula skirt? is it true that members of the warring tribe shot you with blow darts, brought you back to their island via canoes and anally raped you until the moon was waning? is it true that they tied you to a stake and lit your tiny bean bag on fire while they danced around like wild enjuns? is it also safe to further deduce that they all took turns pissing on the skin tag you refer to as a nuttsak to put the fire out after it was horribly burned? is it true that you cried the whole time and begged to be let go? is it true that they they saw this as a sign of weekness and further pumelled your stretched bung with massive polynesian man meat?

goddamn dman, im sure you can't wait to get back!

Wasn't there a remember when story where Chief Pupaku put his hot peace pipe out on Diamond's tiny cock? The Chief sure was a raging queer!

Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:56 pm

assvomit wrote:DMAN!

I would love to watch you get dropped off in Harlem while you are dressed up in blackface like your shitty chess videos. It would be great if you were dropped off and racial slurs screamed and then we could watch at a distance while the negros beat you into a bloody pulp!

get back to me quick if you want to make this happen!

That sounds like a great way for them to celebrate Kwanza!