Hot Homo-erotic Posts From Dustindiamond.com

I have discovered some incredibly hot homoerotic posts on Dustin Diamond's website, dustindiamond.com. These each made me lose several loads:

14th November 2004 - 01:01:08 PM
11029 : Letters From An Asshole
Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail:

Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me.
-A Small Retarded Boy

17th March 2005 - 11:59:35 PM
12776 : John McJohnson
If anybody receives this message, please send help.

Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Dustin Diamond's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.

So far, I have attempted to escape Dustin's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of Dustin's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.

If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.

Sincerely,
John McJohnson

Gay Pictures of Diamond from "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted"

Look at these queer pictures of Diamond from the horrible movie, "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted":

More Queer Saved By The Bell Pictures

Look at this picture of Slater, Zack, Screech, and Mr. Belding. It almost appears as though Belding whipped out his schlong and the Bayside students are staring at it!



Look at how queer Screech looks here! He claimed on the Stern Show that he has a 10-inch schlong. Obviously he is lying:


Another queer picture of Screech in a beauty contest:

Queer Dustin Diamond-Related Media

As you may have heard, Diamond is about to lose his house to foreclosure. He went on the Howard Stern Show last week to grovel and beg for money. He mentioned that he's selling t-shirts on his new website. I went to his website yesterday and discovered some pathetic queer ring tones on his website. Check them out here.

Here's a link to a downloadable file of his Howard Stern appearance.


I also found some other cool Diamond-related media links:

This is a link to an appearance Diamond made on the Opie & Anthony Show in 2002 where he was harassed by several anti-Screech callers. There's a funny exchange between a caller and Diamond at about 135 minutes in to this file.

Here's a video of a 16-year-old nerd totally clowning Diamond in this fake interview.

Here's a clip of an "Inside The Actor's Studio" skit from Saturday Night Live where Tobey Maguire played Screech.

Gay Picture of Diamond

Look at how fruity Screech looks here:

I Found Pictures of "Gem Diamond," One of Screech's Gay Lovers

More Queer Pictures Of Screech!

Look at these pictures of Diamond. Obviously Screech is a raging homosexual. Why else would he be dressed so faggy? Look at how unbelievably gay his shoes are:





Here are some more queer pictures of Screech:

Robo-Screech

Check out these queer pictures of Screech dressed up as Robo-Screech:

Screech & Kevin the Robot's Magic Show

Check out these pictures from Screech and Kevin's queer magic show:

More Pictures of Kevin the Robot!!!

Check out these hot pics of Screech's original sex robot, Kevin!

Mr. Rogers From Saved By The Bell: The College Years

Look at these pictures of Mr. Rogers and Screech from the College Years:

Screech's Jew-Fro

Check out Screech's jew-fro in these pictures! It is out of control!!!

Nerds From "Saved By The Bell"

Saved By The Bell showcased a number of nerds who were friends with Screech. Three of them are shown in the back row of this picture. I wonder if any of them ever teabagged Screech.


Look at this picture. The black nerd is gazing lustfully at Screech!!!!!

Pictures of Weasel From "Saved By The Bell: The New Class"

Here are some pictures of Weasel, Screech's replacement from the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. I wonder if they ever had gay sex together. That would be so hot!!!

Screech and Belding at the Max

Check out this hot date between Screech and Belding! It must be true love - Belding took Screech to their favorite hangout, the Max!!!!!!



Screech looks concerned here: