Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Screech & Kevin the Robot's Magic Show
Check out these pictures from Screech and Kevin's queer magic show:
More Pictures of Kevin the Robot!!!
Check out these hot pics of Screech's original sex robot, Kevin!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Mr. Rogers From Saved By The Bell: The College Years
Look at these pictures of Mr. Rogers and Screech from the College Years:
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Nerds From "Saved By The Bell"
Saved By The Bell showcased a number of nerds who were friends with Screech. Three of them are shown in the back row of this picture. I wonder if any of them ever teabagged Screech.
Look at this picture. The black nerd is gazing lustfully at Screech!!!!!
Look at this picture. The black nerd is gazing lustfully at Screech!!!!!
Pictures of Weasel From "Saved By The Bell: The New Class"
Here are some pictures of Weasel, Screech's replacement from the first season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. I wonder if they ever had gay sex together. That would be so hot!!!
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Screech and Belding at the Max
Check out this hot date between Screech and Belding! It must be true love - Belding took Screech to their favorite hangout, the Max!!!!!!
Screech looks concerned here:
Screech looks concerned here:
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Zack's Cordless Phone
Check out this picture of Zack Morris and his huge cordless phone that he used to lodge up Screech's ass periodically:
Pictures of James The Actor and Zack's dad!
Here are some pictures of James the Actor and Zack's dad! Both of these guys were known to pull trains with Screech at Bayside.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Hot Spank Material From "The Fight" Episode
Check out these hot images from "The Fight" episode of Saved By The Bell! Spank away!!!
Check out Belding's toupee in this picture:
Aw...how cute! Zack and Slater are holding hands!
If you look closely enough, you can see Screech trying to break up the fight by grabbing the crotches of Zack, Slater, and Belding!!!
Check out Belding's toupee in this picture:
Aw...how cute! Zack and Slater are holding hands!
If you look closely enough, you can see Screech trying to break up the fight by grabbing the crotches of Zack, Slater, and Belding!!!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Screech's Sex Robot From The New Class
Screech built a robot for a science fair during the 5th season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Screech's name for the robot was simply "Robot." I have no doubt that Robot sodomized Screech on a daily basis. Here are some pictures of Robot:
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Constipated Tuttle?
Look at this picture of Messrs. Belding and Tuttle. It look as though Tuttle is constipated and is trying to force a turd out of his ass. Is Screech standing behind him waiting to gobble down his feces?
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 14)
15th August 2005 - 01:09:52 AM
70398 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual:
At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro!
The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd August 2005 - 12:02:09 AM
64750 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up your guestbook immediately! Thank you for getting rid of the poker spammer. That dude never posted anything even remotely homo-erotic - I'm glad you banned him.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th July 2005 - 11:51:02 PM
47418 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone seen the movie "Going Down"? Dennis Haskins starred as "Uncle Frank" in this flick. It sounds like a gay porno where his character is an incestuous child molester!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352375/
- Kurt Steinberg
10th July 2005 - 11:53:12 PM
45636 : Kurt Steinberg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288244/
10th July 2005 - 11:42:17 PM
45635 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots,
Has anyone seen a movie entitled "Tangy Guacamole?" Dennis Haskins played one of the major characters, a man named "Toss Honeycutt." With a character name like that I wonder whether this movie is a gay porn film. Perhaps we should all rent it and toss off!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. Someone needs to email Goldberg at screech@dustindiamond.com and ask to be the moderator of this guestbook.
09th June 2005 - 09:36:38 PM
16945 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, please delete the spam from Diamond's guestbook immediately. The LBP ("Loads Blown per Page") ratio of this guestbook is at an all-time low! It takes too long to find good homo-erotic posts to which to smack around my ding dong. This used to be a great place for diamond's legion of gay fans to find queer fantasies about him. However, lately Pricess Peussie and the gambling and Turkish spammers have been ruining it. When my penis is hard and I'm stroking it, I shouldn't have to scroll through hunders of spam posts to find a good homo-erotic post to coax the sperm out of my penis.
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2005 - 09:42:24 AM
15041 : Kurt Steinberg
Poker queer, please contact me for a hot lunch. I will spray warm, watery dihrrhea in your mouth, fart on your head, and then give you a Texas Hold'em "poke" in your asshole.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd June 2005 - 01:23:12 AM
14076 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, thanks for all of the spank material. I've lost 3 loads in the past hour fanatasizing about the things in your posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2005 - 11:36:57 PM
14037 : Kurt Steinberg
Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th May 2005 - 09:39:11 AM
13786 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots, check out the guestbook for this Japanese guy: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/gb/hitoshi.php
Hitoshi's guestbook has been queered up almost as much as Diamond's!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd May 2005 - 09:37:13 AM
13709 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, I'm sick of reading the spam you've posted here. I come here for one reason - to find gay spank material. Yet it's harder to find homoerotic stories to read while smacking around my ding-dong because you've posted so much pointless tripe!
So it's time for you to be punished. I'm going to duct tape you to the floor of a gas station bathroom - you mouth will be taped wide open. Then I will eat some burritoes and unleash an enormous dump directly onto your tongue! Next, I will fart on your head and then finish you off by pissing in your right eye. Finally, I'll walk out, leaving you there so that the next queer to use that bathroom can have his way with you!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 01:30:46 PM
13629 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, your ruse is up - it's clear to everyone that you posted message #13625 under my name. I need to punish you. Let's meet at the local gay bar, the "Manhole." Pedro, the gay bouncer, and I will then drag you into the see-through bathroom for gay sex. Everyone in the club will jerk off when they watch Pedro doing you from behind while I dunk my sweaty nuts into your mouth!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 12:21:05 AM
13617 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!
However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?
Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2005 - 11:37:34 PM
13062 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up this website immediately! There is entirely too much spam posted here.
Check out this sexy picture of Mr. Belding: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2005 - 10:10:32 PM
12911 : Kurt Steinberg
It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I am pleased that this board has stayed queer!
Hamburglar, your McDonald's-themed gay orgy sounds pretty hot! Have you ever participated in a Sesame Street orgy? I was walking past a dumpster behind a bowling alley the other day when I ran into a bunch of dudes participating in a gay orgy based on the children's tv show. A Bert was giving a Russian Trombone to an Ernie. A Snuffleupagus was donkey-punching a Big Bird, while an Oscar the Grouch was dropping a Cleveland Steamer on a Mr. Hooper. I also saw an Elmo butt-slamming a skinny dork with a poofy white-man's afro and colorful Zubaz pants!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th March 2005 - 12:05:17 AM
12657 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is the 5th season of "Saved By The Bell" coming out on DVD? Please be sure to include a commentary on the episode where Salter and Zack get into a fight and wrestle around in some hot man-on-man action at the Max. For my birthday, will you give me a "Russian Trombone?"
- Kurt Steinberg
19th January 2005 - 10:30:51 PM
12055 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 12052, this is a website which allows Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. 99% of the dudes who post and read the messages here are homosexuals looking for spank material. I hope that helps!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I invited Pastor Jim to have gay sex with me, and I think he's mulled over my offer! http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0105e.html
17th January 2005 - 10:01:58 PM
12029 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml
How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke?
09th January 2005 - 02:43:18 PM
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/
- Kurt Steinberg
30th December 2004 - 12:53:54 AM
11796 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, I've watched a number of videos of the devastation in southeast Asia with all of the people killed by the earthquake and subsequent waves. It gave me a filthy idea - let's meet up at a local gas station bathroom. I will bring 4 other queer dudes with me. We will eat burritos from Taco Bell before we get there. You can lay naked on the filty floor (that hasn't been washed since 1982), and the other queers and I will all drop our pants, point our asses in your direction, and unleash a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions right in your face! Are you interested???
- Kurt Steinberg
19th December 2004 - 09:41:37 PM
11738 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco,
I sent Pastor Jim the following email on December 13th, but he didn't post it in his "e-mail bag!" What's up with that?
Subject: Fundraiser for your church
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Pastor Jim,
Thank you for putting up your informative website for
all to see the errors of their hedonistic lifestyles.
To show my appreciation, I would like to help raise
money for your church. Specifically, I would like to
offer glass-bottom boat rides to your church members
who make donations. Since your website clearly
indicates that women are to be subservient to men, we
should only offer this ride to the males in your
church. I'm also willing to auction off some tasty
chocolate twinkies.
Your followers probably enjoy eating cookies, right?
We can play a little cookie game where the winner gets
to eat some tasty homemade cookies.
I have a feeling that my proprosed fundraiser will
raise quite a bit of money for your church.
Please let me know if I can help out.
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd November 2004 - 01:53:37 AM
11201 :
diamond, why is it that when your fans post gay fantasies about you here or call you a homo, you think that consitutes defamation, but when you call slater and zack queers during your standup routine or call goldberg a 'faggot' (see message 11175), you think that is not defamation?
18th November 2004 - 09:15:53 AM
11132 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, I know that you and Rocco frequent the truck stop, rest stop, dumpster, and bowling alley queer circuits. However, you may also want to the gas station bathroom circuit. I was at one the other day when I tried out my patented "vacuum cleaner" move. Basically, I was doing this dude wheelbarrow style, when I pushed him hard into the stall, his arms gave out and his face hit the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in his cornhole, I pushed his face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room. The gas station bathroom hadn't been washed since about 1987, so it really had some caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with this dude, who I only met a couple minutes earlier when I entered the gas station bathroom, his face was coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! You should try it out sometime! It was so arousing.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th November 2004 - 12:32:19 AM
10935 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, what are you trying to prove by posting here? Everyone knows you aren't the moderator. If you were, you would have already deleted a bunch of messages. Goldberg set up this webpage as a service to Diamond's gay fans. Diamond already tried unsuccessfully to gain possession of this website. Diamond lost, and an arbitrator ruled that Goldberg is the rightful owner of the domain name. The queer messages posted here won't be deleted anytime soon. You can count on that.
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd November 2004 - 10:54:12 PM
10816 : Kurt Steinberg
George (message 10813), your post was so erotic and arousing! I immediately pitched a tent and blew my wad in my pants.
- Kurt Steinberg
70398 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual:
At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro!
The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd August 2005 - 12:02:09 AM
64750 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up your guestbook immediately! Thank you for getting rid of the poker spammer. That dude never posted anything even remotely homo-erotic - I'm glad you banned him.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th July 2005 - 11:51:02 PM
47418 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone seen the movie "Going Down"? Dennis Haskins starred as "Uncle Frank" in this flick. It sounds like a gay porno where his character is an incestuous child molester!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352375/
- Kurt Steinberg
10th July 2005 - 11:53:12 PM
45636 : Kurt Steinberg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288244/
10th July 2005 - 11:42:17 PM
45635 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots,
Has anyone seen a movie entitled "Tangy Guacamole?" Dennis Haskins played one of the major characters, a man named "Toss Honeycutt." With a character name like that I wonder whether this movie is a gay porn film. Perhaps we should all rent it and toss off!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. Someone needs to email Goldberg at screech@dustindiamond.com and ask to be the moderator of this guestbook.
09th June 2005 - 09:36:38 PM
16945 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, please delete the spam from Diamond's guestbook immediately. The LBP ("Loads Blown per Page") ratio of this guestbook is at an all-time low! It takes too long to find good homo-erotic posts to which to smack around my ding dong. This used to be a great place for diamond's legion of gay fans to find queer fantasies about him. However, lately Pricess Peussie and the gambling and Turkish spammers have been ruining it. When my penis is hard and I'm stroking it, I shouldn't have to scroll through hunders of spam posts to find a good homo-erotic post to coax the sperm out of my penis.
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2005 - 09:42:24 AM
15041 : Kurt Steinberg
Poker queer, please contact me for a hot lunch. I will spray warm, watery dihrrhea in your mouth, fart on your head, and then give you a Texas Hold'em "poke" in your asshole.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd June 2005 - 01:23:12 AM
14076 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, thanks for all of the spank material. I've lost 3 loads in the past hour fanatasizing about the things in your posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2005 - 11:36:57 PM
14037 : Kurt Steinberg
Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th May 2005 - 09:39:11 AM
13786 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots, check out the guestbook for this Japanese guy: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/gb/hitoshi.php
Hitoshi's guestbook has been queered up almost as much as Diamond's!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd May 2005 - 09:37:13 AM
13709 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, I'm sick of reading the spam you've posted here. I come here for one reason - to find gay spank material. Yet it's harder to find homoerotic stories to read while smacking around my ding-dong because you've posted so much pointless tripe!
So it's time for you to be punished. I'm going to duct tape you to the floor of a gas station bathroom - you mouth will be taped wide open. Then I will eat some burritoes and unleash an enormous dump directly onto your tongue! Next, I will fart on your head and then finish you off by pissing in your right eye. Finally, I'll walk out, leaving you there so that the next queer to use that bathroom can have his way with you!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 01:30:46 PM
13629 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, your ruse is up - it's clear to everyone that you posted message #13625 under my name. I need to punish you. Let's meet at the local gay bar, the "Manhole." Pedro, the gay bouncer, and I will then drag you into the see-through bathroom for gay sex. Everyone in the club will jerk off when they watch Pedro doing you from behind while I dunk my sweaty nuts into your mouth!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 12:21:05 AM
13617 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!
However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?
Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2005 - 11:37:34 PM
13062 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up this website immediately! There is entirely too much spam posted here.
Check out this sexy picture of Mr. Belding: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2005 - 10:10:32 PM
12911 : Kurt Steinberg
It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I am pleased that this board has stayed queer!
Hamburglar, your McDonald's-themed gay orgy sounds pretty hot! Have you ever participated in a Sesame Street orgy? I was walking past a dumpster behind a bowling alley the other day when I ran into a bunch of dudes participating in a gay orgy based on the children's tv show. A Bert was giving a Russian Trombone to an Ernie. A Snuffleupagus was donkey-punching a Big Bird, while an Oscar the Grouch was dropping a Cleveland Steamer on a Mr. Hooper. I also saw an Elmo butt-slamming a skinny dork with a poofy white-man's afro and colorful Zubaz pants!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th March 2005 - 12:05:17 AM
12657 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is the 5th season of "Saved By The Bell" coming out on DVD? Please be sure to include a commentary on the episode where Salter and Zack get into a fight and wrestle around in some hot man-on-man action at the Max. For my birthday, will you give me a "Russian Trombone?"
- Kurt Steinberg
19th January 2005 - 10:30:51 PM
12055 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 12052, this is a website which allows Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. 99% of the dudes who post and read the messages here are homosexuals looking for spank material. I hope that helps!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I invited Pastor Jim to have gay sex with me, and I think he's mulled over my offer! http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0105e.html
17th January 2005 - 10:01:58 PM
12029 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml
How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke?
09th January 2005 - 02:43:18 PM
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/
- Kurt Steinberg
30th December 2004 - 12:53:54 AM
11796 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, I've watched a number of videos of the devastation in southeast Asia with all of the people killed by the earthquake and subsequent waves. It gave me a filthy idea - let's meet up at a local gas station bathroom. I will bring 4 other queer dudes with me. We will eat burritos from Taco Bell before we get there. You can lay naked on the filty floor (that hasn't been washed since 1982), and the other queers and I will all drop our pants, point our asses in your direction, and unleash a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions right in your face! Are you interested???
- Kurt Steinberg
19th December 2004 - 09:41:37 PM
11738 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco,
I sent Pastor Jim the following email on December 13th, but he didn't post it in his "e-mail bag!" What's up with that?
Subject: Fundraiser for your church
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Pastor Jim,
Thank you for putting up your informative website for
all to see the errors of their hedonistic lifestyles.
To show my appreciation, I would like to help raise
money for your church. Specifically, I would like to
offer glass-bottom boat rides to your church members
who make donations. Since your website clearly
indicates that women are to be subservient to men, we
should only offer this ride to the males in your
church. I'm also willing to auction off some tasty
chocolate twinkies.
Your followers probably enjoy eating cookies, right?
We can play a little cookie game where the winner gets
to eat some tasty homemade cookies.
I have a feeling that my proprosed fundraiser will
raise quite a bit of money for your church.
Please let me know if I can help out.
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd November 2004 - 01:53:37 AM
11201 :
diamond, why is it that when your fans post gay fantasies about you here or call you a homo, you think that consitutes defamation, but when you call slater and zack queers during your standup routine or call goldberg a 'faggot' (see message 11175), you think that is not defamation?
18th November 2004 - 09:15:53 AM
11132 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, I know that you and Rocco frequent the truck stop, rest stop, dumpster, and bowling alley queer circuits. However, you may also want to the gas station bathroom circuit. I was at one the other day when I tried out my patented "vacuum cleaner" move. Basically, I was doing this dude wheelbarrow style, when I pushed him hard into the stall, his arms gave out and his face hit the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in his cornhole, I pushed his face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room. The gas station bathroom hadn't been washed since about 1987, so it really had some caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with this dude, who I only met a couple minutes earlier when I entered the gas station bathroom, his face was coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! You should try it out sometime! It was so arousing.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th November 2004 - 12:32:19 AM
10935 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, what are you trying to prove by posting here? Everyone knows you aren't the moderator. If you were, you would have already deleted a bunch of messages. Goldberg set up this webpage as a service to Diamond's gay fans. Diamond already tried unsuccessfully to gain possession of this website. Diamond lost, and an arbitrator ruled that Goldberg is the rightful owner of the domain name. The queer messages posted here won't be deleted anytime soon. You can count on that.
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd November 2004 - 10:54:12 PM
10816 : Kurt Steinberg
George (message 10813), your post was so erotic and arousing! I immediately pitched a tent and blew my wad in my pants.
- Kurt Steinberg
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 13)
03rd November 2004 - 10:44:14 PM
10815 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I also had a great experience at my polling station yesterday. I ran into some Kerry supporters dressed as Screech and Mr. Belding before I walked in and I told them I was still undecided, but that I might be willing to vote for their man if they could "convince" me to do so. Well, one thing led to another until I was standing in the voting booth simultaneously giving a golden shower to the Screech while the Belding tossed my salad. It was awesome! The best part is that I pulled a fast one on them and voted for Bush anyway! After I walked out and walked past a dumpster I saw a dude who was wearing a Ralph Nader mask getting buttslammed next to a smelly dumpster.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st October 2004 - 10:19:06 PM
10731 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship?
31st October 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
10730 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me!
Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time.
By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening!
Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2004 - 12:05:05 AM
10602 : Kurt Steinberg
BMX, leave and don't return. This is a queers-only guestbook! This guestbook was set up to allow Diamond's homosexual fans to (a) exchange gay fantasies about him; (b) tell him how much he sucks; and (c) schedule gay sex. Since your posts don't relate to any of these topics, you should probably leave and don't come back!
Does anyone know what Diamond is up to now? Is his band going to release a new album soon?
- Kurt Steinberg
26th October 2004 - 12:19:05 AM
10576 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th October 2004 - 12:58:11 AM
10552 : Kurt Steinberg
Peuissie, leave and do not return!
Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm
(Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!)
- Kurt Steinberg
16th October 2004 - 12:07:46 PM
10398 : Kurt Steinberg
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM
10377 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's been awhile since I posted in Diamond's guestbook. I'm glad that a dumpster circuit is alive and thriving! I thought I was the only queer Diamond fan who liked getting sucked off next to dumpsters in alleys behind gay bars! You guys should also check out some highway rest areas! They are also overrun with cum-guzzling queers - I often stop and get sucked off by a couple dudes I just met whose names I don't even know!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th October 2004 - 01:34:46 AM
10167 : Kurt Steinberg
george (10166), thanks for stopping by and posting! You sound really hot. Hey, I have a great idea- let's get together and watched Saved By The Bell DVDs together and touch each other in a homo-erotic manner. I will turn you into my own personal "pin cushion," except I won't stick you with little pins, if you know what I mean! I've got something way better! Afterwards, maybe be can have a little scat party in honor of Screech!
29th September 2004 - 12:37:19 AM
10093 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th September 2004 - 01:36:09 AM
10059 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond's guestbook has really queered up recently. I just got back from a little vacation to Key West - I made sure to stop at a few of the infamous gloryholes in the gas station bathrooms around the city. I also stopped by a couple spas down there and participated in several all-male orgies while watching the DVD for the second season of SBTB - I took three dumps in the spa water and my new friend Bruce wore an afro wig and Zubaz pants while gobbling them down. Anyway, it's good to see that like-minded homosexuals are flocking here. I must say that Ox's posts are works of erotic genius - my wang is sore from all the stroking I've been doing while reading those posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd September 2004 - 09:21:02 AM
9997 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
20th September 2004 - 01:23:20 AM
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.
- Kurt Steinberg
13th September 2004 - 02:09:13 AM
9891 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years!
Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th September 2004 - 01:08:11 AM
9863 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your band's first music video coming out? Will Mr. Belding be in the video with you? I think it would be nice if you included him. I also think it would be cool if Mr. Belding blew his load in your neatly trimmed beard 5 minutes before you begin the filming of the video! Seeing his man chowder in your little beard as you dance around in the music video would be so erotic!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th September 2004 - 12:29:52 AM
9827 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I'm glad I'm not the only queer poster who enjoys meeting other dudes next to the dumpsters behind gas stations, bars, grocery stores, etc.! I usually have unprotected buttsex with a dude whose name I don't even know within 30 seconds of meeting him by the dumpster! Even though I don't know the name of the dude I'm assslamming, I call him "Diamond" and tell him to call me "Mr. Belding." Does anyone else play homosexual Saved By The Bell roleplaying games????
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 03:39:52 PM
9813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 10:35:46 AM
9810 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 08:12:22 PM
9768 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, you weren't the only one who missed this guestbook while it was down. Luckily, however, google caches pages from Diamond's guestbook, so I was still able to find some good spank material. I was able to lose multiple loads while reading old "Remember when..." posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 01:02:53 AM
9760 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please do not take your website down again! Can't you pay your web hosting bills? I don't understand why you didn't save your big payout from Celebrity Boxing II when you beat up that 125 lb, 50 year-old man. Borrow money from Dennis Haskin if you have to. Please don't disappoint your queer fans again!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th August 2004 - 11:08:10 PM
9730 : Kurt Steinberg
Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th August 2004 - 10:10:01 PM
9632 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I noticed that your Celebrity Boxing show is going to be replayed on Fox this Thursday evening. It will be so erotic! I'm getting really hard think about you smacking around Horshack! I'm going to invite over a couple dudes I just met at a gas station bathroom to watch the show at my place! We'll toss much salad and lose many loads when you're on! Thanks buddy!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th August 2004 - 04:14:59 PM
9538 : Kurt Steinberg
Ugoff, let's hook up for a hot lunch! I will sit on your face and drop ass, and then I shit in your mouth and all over your chest. Finally, I'll piss my name onto your excrement-covered chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 10:41:56 PM
9457 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 12:22:34 AM
9420 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st August 2004 - 10:45:37 PM
9357 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
9187 : Kurt Steinberg
Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up!
If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 12:57:15 AM
9154 : Kurt Steinberg
SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website.
As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th July 2004 - 02:41:12 PM
9135 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for a hot lunch. I'll fill you up nice and good. For dessert, I'll start out giving you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles, and then I'll be sure to convert them to "Indian Goggles" by leaving a nice dark "shit dot" on your forehead!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd July 2004 - 10:27:26 PM
9066 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head?????
http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
20th July 2004 - 11:08:26 PM
8996 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 10:49:19 PM
8958 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off.
Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 08:14:03 PM
8950 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game?
- Kurt Steinberg
17th July 2004 - 12:29:35 AM
8866 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to:
(1) tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters;
(3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and
(4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack.
All other posts will be deleted!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:42:03 PM
8810 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:36:37 PM
8809 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 12:58:06 AM
8794 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres?
- Kurt Steinberg
13th July 2004 - 12:12:29 AM
8676 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? There's a lot of queer fantasies here, but hardly any of the recent ones involve Diamond! What's the deal????
- Kurt Steinberg
10815 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco, I also had a great experience at my polling station yesterday. I ran into some Kerry supporters dressed as Screech and Mr. Belding before I walked in and I told them I was still undecided, but that I might be willing to vote for their man if they could "convince" me to do so. Well, one thing led to another until I was standing in the voting booth simultaneously giving a golden shower to the Screech while the Belding tossed my salad. It was awesome! The best part is that I pulled a fast one on them and voted for Bush anyway! After I walked out and walked past a dumpster I saw a dude who was wearing a Ralph Nader mask getting buttslammed next to a smelly dumpster.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st October 2004 - 10:19:06 PM
10731 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that your mouth has more "semen" than a battleship?
31st October 2004 - 09:59:41 PM
10730 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice try but no cigar, Puessie. Nobody believed that your b.s. post was from me!
Why do you persist in posting here? None of your posts are homoerotic or even funny, yet you continue to post long messages here all the time.
By the way, I checked out your yahoo message group and discovered that it totally sucks. Are there really other weirdoes out there who actually worship your posts? That's frightening!
Maybe you should post your tripe over at Diamond's band's website - www.saltythepocketknife.com. Perhaps Diamond will enjoy your retarded posts! But please do Diamond's gay fans a favor and leave dustindiamond.com immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2004 - 12:05:05 AM
10602 : Kurt Steinberg
BMX, leave and don't return. This is a queers-only guestbook! This guestbook was set up to allow Diamond's homosexual fans to (a) exchange gay fantasies about him; (b) tell him how much he sucks; and (c) schedule gay sex. Since your posts don't relate to any of these topics, you should probably leave and don't come back!
Does anyone know what Diamond is up to now? Is his band going to release a new album soon?
- Kurt Steinberg
26th October 2004 - 12:19:05 AM
10576 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, please contact me for a hot lunch! I will piss in your eyes, fart on your head and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your face!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th October 2004 - 12:58:11 AM
10552 : Kurt Steinberg
Peuissie, leave and do not return!
Check out this webpage I found: http://user.mc.net/~thrifty6/tsj.htm
(Scroll down the page and look at the picture at the bottom - I almost fell out of my chair laughing!)
- Kurt Steinberg
16th October 2004 - 12:07:46 PM
10398 : Kurt Steinberg
10391, I agree with you. Message to all: if you don't fantasize about using Diamond's lips as a toilet seat or at least watching him and Mr. Belding get it on, then you should probably stop posting here!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM
10377 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's been awhile since I posted in Diamond's guestbook. I'm glad that a dumpster circuit is alive and thriving! I thought I was the only queer Diamond fan who liked getting sucked off next to dumpsters in alleys behind gay bars! You guys should also check out some highway rest areas! They are also overrun with cum-guzzling queers - I often stop and get sucked off by a couple dudes I just met whose names I don't even know!
- Kurt Steinberg
05th October 2004 - 01:34:46 AM
10167 : Kurt Steinberg
george (10166), thanks for stopping by and posting! You sound really hot. Hey, I have a great idea- let's get together and watched Saved By The Bell DVDs together and touch each other in a homo-erotic manner. I will turn you into my own personal "pin cushion," except I won't stick you with little pins, if you know what I mean! I've got something way better! Afterwards, maybe be can have a little scat party in honor of Screech!
29th September 2004 - 12:37:19 AM
10093 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation.
- Kurt Steinberg
27th September 2004 - 01:36:09 AM
10059 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond's guestbook has really queered up recently. I just got back from a little vacation to Key West - I made sure to stop at a few of the infamous gloryholes in the gas station bathrooms around the city. I also stopped by a couple spas down there and participated in several all-male orgies while watching the DVD for the second season of SBTB - I took three dumps in the spa water and my new friend Bruce wore an afro wig and Zubaz pants while gobbling them down. Anyway, it's good to see that like-minded homosexuals are flocking here. I must say that Ox's posts are works of erotic genius - my wang is sore from all the stroking I've been doing while reading those posts!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd September 2004 - 09:21:02 AM
9997 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I can't believe that nearly 10,000 messages have been posted here. Speaking of that number, I've probably lost a good 10,000 loads masturbating while reading the queer fantasies posted here.
- Kurt Steinberg
20th September 2004 - 01:23:20 AM
9959 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, DO NOT POST HERE UNDER MY NAME! Your off-topic non-queer rants should be taken elsewhere. None of the homosexual regulars toss off to any of your postings! This is a queers-only guestbook! If you aren't a guy who wants to warm up Diamond's nose of a chilly winter day by sitting naked with his nose lodged in your butt crack and dropping ass, then you should probably post elsewhere.
- Kurt Steinberg
13th September 2004 - 02:09:13 AM
9891 : Kurt Steinberg
Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years!
Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th September 2004 - 01:08:11 AM
9863 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is your band's first music video coming out? Will Mr. Belding be in the video with you? I think it would be nice if you included him. I also think it would be cool if Mr. Belding blew his load in your neatly trimmed beard 5 minutes before you begin the filming of the video! Seeing his man chowder in your little beard as you dance around in the music video would be so erotic!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th September 2004 - 12:29:52 AM
9827 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I'm glad I'm not the only queer poster who enjoys meeting other dudes next to the dumpsters behind gas stations, bars, grocery stores, etc.! I usually have unprotected buttsex with a dude whose name I don't even know within 30 seconds of meeting him by the dumpster! Even though I don't know the name of the dude I'm assslamming, I call him "Diamond" and tell him to call me "Mr. Belding." Does anyone else play homosexual Saved By The Bell roleplaying games????
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 03:39:52 PM
9813 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
You remind me of a gay Jack Nicklaus. How is your golf game? Do you like to putt from the rough? Can I see your putter? Have you ever shot 69 for a round? Do you like it when other guys hit your balls with 9-irons? Please meet me back by the dumpster behind the clubhouse for manly love!
- Kurt Steinberg
06th September 2004 - 10:35:46 AM
9810 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, I agree with you 100% - political posts do not belong here! This board is for sharing gay Dustin Diamond-related fantasies only! If you aren't a dude who wants to rub Diamond's grotesquely large nose up and down your smelly asscrack, you should probably stop posting here! This is a queers-only guestbook!
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 08:12:22 PM
9768 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, you weren't the only one who missed this guestbook while it was down. Luckily, however, google caches pages from Diamond's guestbook, so I was still able to find some good spank material. I was able to lose multiple loads while reading old "Remember when..." posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd September 2004 - 01:02:53 AM
9760 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please do not take your website down again! Can't you pay your web hosting bills? I don't understand why you didn't save your big payout from Celebrity Boxing II when you beat up that 125 lb, 50 year-old man. Borrow money from Dennis Haskin if you have to. Please don't disappoint your queer fans again!
- Kurt Steinberg
16th August 2004 - 11:08:10 PM
9730 : Kurt Steinberg
Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech!
- Kurt Steinberg
10th August 2004 - 10:10:01 PM
9632 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I noticed that your Celebrity Boxing show is going to be replayed on Fox this Thursday evening. It will be so erotic! I'm getting really hard think about you smacking around Horshack! I'm going to invite over a couple dudes I just met at a gas station bathroom to watch the show at my place! We'll toss much salad and lose many loads when you're on! Thanks buddy!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th August 2004 - 04:14:59 PM
9538 : Kurt Steinberg
Ugoff, let's hook up for a hot lunch! I will sit on your face and drop ass, and then I shit in your mouth and all over your chest. Finally, I'll piss my name onto your excrement-covered chest!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 10:41:56 PM
9457 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, it's nice to see that this guestbook has really queered up lately. Keep up the good work. By the way, what ever happened to Ham Span? He used to post some extremely erotic gay fantasies!
- Kurt Steinberg
04th August 2004 - 12:22:34 AM
9420 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
01st August 2004 - 10:45:37 PM
9357 : Kurt Steinberg
Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 09:09:11 PM
9187 : Kurt Steinberg
Sick boy and Twyla, what is your problem? Only QUEER DUSTIN DIAMOND-RELATED fantasies should be posted here. Messages on any other topic should be posted at www.savedbythebellnow.com instead of here. This board has become far too heterosexual and lame - Diamond, please queer it back up!
If you don't want a piece of Diamond's male whisker biscuit, you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
26th July 2004 - 12:57:15 AM
9154 : Kurt Steinberg
SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website.
As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!!
- Kurt Steinberg
25th July 2004 - 02:41:12 PM
9135 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please contact me for a hot lunch. I'll fill you up nice and good. For dessert, I'll start out giving you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles, and then I'll be sure to convert them to "Indian Goggles" by leaving a nice dark "shit dot" on your forehead!
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd July 2004 - 10:27:26 PM
9066 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, where are you going to lodge Mr. Potato Head?????
http://www.mrwoofus.com/pics/screechandspud.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
20th July 2004 - 11:08:26 PM
8996 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, are you ever going to act in a "Saved By The Bell" big screen movie? I think you should - you're sitting on a goldmine! Will there be a hot shower scene between you and Mr. Belding? I think it would be really erotic if you gave your tight young buttocks to him for his selfish pleasure in the Bayside locker room!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 10:49:19 PM
8958 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off.
Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages.
Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
19th July 2004 - 08:14:03 PM
8950 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game?
- Kurt Steinberg
17th July 2004 - 12:29:35 AM
8866 : Kurt Steinberg
Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to:
(1) tell Diamond how much he sucks;
(2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters;
(3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and
(4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack.
All other posts will be deleted!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:42:03 PM
8810 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this move is called "Indian goggles"!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 11:36:37 PM
8809 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I learned a fun new homosexual move last night at my local gay bar! It's a twist on the "Arabian Goggle" move! First, I'll need eat some greasy tacos and then take a huge dump. Next, I'll get off the toilet without wiping my ass and then I'll sit on your face and drop my nuts onto your eyelids (maybe I'll drop ass, to mix things up)! When I get up, you'll have a brown dot on your forehead, just like and Indian woman!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
15th July 2004 - 12:58:06 AM
8794 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres?
- Kurt Steinberg
13th July 2004 - 12:12:29 AM
8676 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? There's a lot of queer fantasies here, but hardly any of the recent ones involve Diamond! What's the deal????
- Kurt Steinberg
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