15th August 2005 - 01:09:52 AM
70398 : Kurt Steinberg
Here's the story about how I became a flaming homosexual:
At one point in my life I was totally straight and had a thing for athletic girls with big jugs. However, once I saw Screech dancing the "Sprang" with Lisa in the dance-off episode with Casey Casim, I turned gay. Not just a little gay, but full-blown Liberace gay!!! Screech's sexy jew-fro was so sexy as he hopped around the TV in his rainbow Zubaz pants! I instantly felt my penis getting hard! I immediately ran to the bathroom and blew my wad after about two seconds of stroking! I only wish Screech had been there in my bathroom so that I could have squirted my load in his eye and taken a dump on his 'fro!
The following Monday I was in my high school's sauna relaxing after soccer practice with a couple other dudes who were talking about that episode and how Screech appeared to have something lodged in his cornhole as he was hopping around. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I was buttslamming the first dude while the other guy tossed my salad! After about 25 minutes we were all exhausted, the sauna water was cloudy, and a lot of jizz and shit were floating at the top of the water level in the sauna! Thanks for all of the homo-erotic memories, Screech!!!
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd August 2005 - 12:02:09 AM
64750 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up your guestbook immediately! Thank you for getting rid of the poker spammer. That dude never posted anything even remotely homo-erotic - I'm glad you banned him.
- Kurt Steinberg
12th July 2005 - 11:51:02 PM
47418 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow queers, has anyone seen the movie "Going Down"? Dennis Haskins starred as "Uncle Frank" in this flick. It sounds like a gay porno where his character is an incestuous child molester!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352375/
- Kurt Steinberg
10th July 2005 - 11:53:12 PM
45636 : Kurt Steinberg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288244/
10th July 2005 - 11:42:17 PM
45635 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots,
Has anyone seen a movie entitled "Tangy Guacamole?" Dennis Haskins played one of the major characters, a man named "Toss Honeycutt." With a character name like that I wonder whether this movie is a gay porn film. Perhaps we should all rent it and toss off!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. Someone needs to email Goldberg at screech@dustindiamond.com and ask to be the moderator of this guestbook.
09th June 2005 - 09:36:38 PM
16945 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg, please delete the spam from Diamond's guestbook immediately. The LBP ("Loads Blown per Page") ratio of this guestbook is at an all-time low! It takes too long to find good homo-erotic posts to which to smack around my ding dong. This used to be a great place for diamond's legion of gay fans to find queer fantasies about him. However, lately Pricess Peussie and the gambling and Turkish spammers have been ruining it. When my penis is hard and I'm stroking it, I shouldn't have to scroll through hunders of spam posts to find a good homo-erotic post to coax the sperm out of my penis.
- Kurt Steinberg
07th June 2005 - 09:42:24 AM
15041 : Kurt Steinberg
Poker queer, please contact me for a hot lunch. I will spray warm, watery dihrrhea in your mouth, fart on your head, and then give you a Texas Hold'em "poke" in your asshole.
- Kurt Steinberg
02nd June 2005 - 01:23:12 AM
14076 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when" guy, thanks for all of the spank material. I've lost 3 loads in the past hour fanatasizing about the things in your posts.
- Kurt Steinberg
31st May 2005 - 11:36:57 PM
14037 : Kurt Steinberg
Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!
- Kurt Steinberg
26th May 2005 - 09:39:11 AM
13786 : Kurt Steinberg
Fellow faggots, check out the guestbook for this Japanese guy: http://www.generation.nl/~hitoshi/gb/hitoshi.php
Hitoshi's guestbook has been queered up almost as much as Diamond's!
- Kurt Steinberg
23rd May 2005 - 09:37:13 AM
13709 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, I'm sick of reading the spam you've posted here. I come here for one reason - to find gay spank material. Yet it's harder to find homoerotic stories to read while smacking around my ding-dong because you've posted so much pointless tripe!
So it's time for you to be punished. I'm going to duct tape you to the floor of a gas station bathroom - you mouth will be taped wide open. Then I will eat some burritoes and unleash an enormous dump directly onto your tongue! Next, I will fart on your head and then finish you off by pissing in your right eye. Finally, I'll walk out, leaving you there so that the next queer to use that bathroom can have his way with you!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 01:30:46 PM
13629 : Kurt Steinberg
Peussie, your ruse is up - it's clear to everyone that you posted message #13625 under my name. I need to punish you. Let's meet at the local gay bar, the "Manhole." Pedro, the gay bouncer, and I will then drag you into the see-through bathroom for gay sex. Everyone in the club will jerk off when they watch Pedro doing you from behind while I dunk my sweaty nuts into your mouth!
- Kurt Steinberg
20th May 2005 - 12:21:05 AM
13617 : Kurt Steinberg
Hey queers, I'm back from an extended vacation in Key West, FL. I traveled up and down the keys sleeping in a different public restroom every night! I had so much unprotected buttsex with hot young men, most of whose names I don't even know! Diamond, I'm glad that your guestbook still has a lot of gay fantasies - I've already lost 3 loads in the past hour. My computer mouse is coated with jism!
However, I'm somewhat dismayed at a number of the recent posts I have read here. First, what's with all of the Turkish spam? What does that have to do with gay fantasies about Diamond? Second, why does Pricess Peussie still post here? That dude has never posted anything funny or homoerotic! Why does that assclown still post here? Third, what's with all of the non-homosexual posts?
Ok, let me break it down for all of you. This is a QUEERS-ONLY guestbook! If you don't want Diamond to lick your taint while giving you a reach-around, then you should probably stop posting here.
- Kurt Steinberg
06th April 2005 - 11:37:34 PM
13062 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please gay up this website immediately! There is entirely too much spam posted here.
Check out this sexy picture of Mr. Belding: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg
- Kurt Steinberg
27th March 2005 - 10:10:32 PM
12911 : Kurt Steinberg
It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I am pleased that this board has stayed queer!
Hamburglar, your McDonald's-themed gay orgy sounds pretty hot! Have you ever participated in a Sesame Street orgy? I was walking past a dumpster behind a bowling alley the other day when I ran into a bunch of dudes participating in a gay orgy based on the children's tv show. A Bert was giving a Russian Trombone to an Ernie. A Snuffleupagus was donkey-punching a Big Bird, while an Oscar the Grouch was dropping a Cleveland Steamer on a Mr. Hooper. I also saw an Elmo butt-slamming a skinny dork with a poofy white-man's afro and colorful Zubaz pants!
- Kurt Steinberg
08th March 2005 - 12:05:17 AM
12657 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, when is the 5th season of "Saved By The Bell" coming out on DVD? Please be sure to include a commentary on the episode where Salter and Zack get into a fight and wrestle around in some hot man-on-man action at the Max. For my birthday, will you give me a "Russian Trombone?"
- Kurt Steinberg
19th January 2005 - 10:30:51 PM
12055 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 12052, this is a website which allows Diamond's gay fans to exchange queer fantasies about him. 99% of the dudes who post and read the messages here are homosexuals looking for spank material. I hope that helps!
- Kurt Steinberg
P.S. I invited Pastor Jim to have gay sex with me, and I think he's mulled over my offer! http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0105e.html
17th January 2005 - 10:01:58 PM
12029 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,
I found this transcript of a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which they made fun of you - Tobey Maguire played you in an "Inside The Actor's Studio" parody: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99qstudio.phtml
How does it feel to be such a nationwide joke?
09th January 2005 - 02:43:18 PM
11927 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, thanks for creating your new Dustin Diamond-related homo-erotic blog. It's very arousing.
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/
- Kurt Steinberg
30th December 2004 - 12:53:54 AM
11796 : Kurt Steinberg
Screech, I've watched a number of videos of the devastation in southeast Asia with all of the people killed by the earthquake and subsequent waves. It gave me a filthy idea - let's meet up at a local gas station bathroom. I will bring 4 other queer dudes with me. We will eat burritos from Taco Bell before we get there. You can lay naked on the filty floor (that hasn't been washed since 1982), and the other queers and I will all drop our pants, point our asses in your direction, and unleash a diarrhea tsunami of epic queer proportions right in your face! Are you interested???
- Kurt Steinberg
19th December 2004 - 09:41:37 PM
11738 : Kurt Steinberg
Rocco,
I sent Pastor Jim the following email on December 13th, but he didn't post it in his "e-mail bag!" What's up with that?
Subject: Fundraiser for your church
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Pastor Jim,
Thank you for putting up your informative website for
all to see the errors of their hedonistic lifestyles.
To show my appreciation, I would like to help raise
money for your church. Specifically, I would like to
offer glass-bottom boat rides to your church members
who make donations. Since your website clearly
indicates that women are to be subservient to men, we
should only offer this ride to the males in your
church. I'm also willing to auction off some tasty
chocolate twinkies.
Your followers probably enjoy eating cookies, right?
We can play a little cookie game where the winner gets
to eat some tasty homemade cookies.
I have a feeling that my proprosed fundraiser will
raise quite a bit of money for your church.
Please let me know if I can help out.
- Kurt Steinberg
22nd November 2004 - 01:53:37 AM
11201 :
diamond, why is it that when your fans post gay fantasies about you here or call you a homo, you think that consitutes defamation, but when you call slater and zack queers during your standup routine or call goldberg a 'faggot' (see message 11175), you think that is not defamation?
18th November 2004 - 09:15:53 AM
11132 : Kurt Steinberg
Gay Zack, I know that you and Rocco frequent the truck stop, rest stop, dumpster, and bowling alley queer circuits. However, you may also want to the gas station bathroom circuit. I was at one the other day when I tried out my patented "vacuum cleaner" move. Basically, I was doing this dude wheelbarrow style, when I pushed him hard into the stall, his arms gave out and his face hit the floor. Then, with my hard penis still lodged in his cornhole, I pushed his face up and down and all around the bathroom floor, kind of like the way one vacuums a room. The gas station bathroom hadn't been washed since about 1987, so it really had some caked-on urine, shit, and queer jizz on the floor. By the time I was done with this dude, who I only met a couple minutes earlier when I entered the gas station bathroom, his face was coated with the old urine, shit, and queer jizz! You should try it out sometime! It was so arousing.
- Kurt Steinberg
10th November 2004 - 12:32:19 AM
10935 : Kurt Steinberg
Marcia, what are you trying to prove by posting here? Everyone knows you aren't the moderator. If you were, you would have already deleted a bunch of messages. Goldberg set up this webpage as a service to Diamond's gay fans. Diamond already tried unsuccessfully to gain possession of this website. Diamond lost, and an arbitrator ruled that Goldberg is the rightful owner of the domain name. The queer messages posted here won't be deleted anytime soon. You can count on that.
- Kurt Steinberg
03rd November 2004 - 10:54:12 PM
10816 : Kurt Steinberg
George (message 10813), your post was so erotic and arousing! I immediately pitched a tent and blew my wad in my pants.
- Kurt Steinberg
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